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Marve  
27/07/2010 17:47:39
Jesus christ Bezzler, that's all you ever talk about. Newport this, newport that.
Bezler  
27/07/2010 15:47:07
Its going to be released as a single according to the paper today.
Bezler  
26/07/2010 13:04:18
The American visitors coming to the Ryder Cup will be totally impressed with Newport!!!! Good song!!!
Audrey  
24/07/2010 18:50:59
count me in sunday after rugby?wakeboarder!
Marve  
24/07/2010 18:35:37

It's called fishing Plumby, not catching.

Plumby  
24/07/2010 18:30:20
5th or 6th of September 2010:
Plumby  
24/07/2010 18:20:40
Fishing stats:

Chinny and Marve fishing last Saturday - Fish caught 0
Chinny fishing on his own last Wednesday - Fish caught 5
Chinny and Marve fishing this Friday - Fish caught 0
Marve  
22/07/2010 17:32:36

Hey Plumpy. You look like Andrew major in that photo.

Plumby  
22/07/2010 13:22:03
Let's hear it for Newport.
Podge  
21/07/2010 17:59:10
I'm not alone with this problem apparently Dai Jones, Bill Ridge and Pele' are fellow sufferers
Plumby  
21/07/2010 14:40:03
We should have this 'people who can get up' conversation in person Griff, its not fair that Podge has to read this.
Griffster  
21/07/2010 09:58:56
Plumpy how long has is taken you to  get that photo? admit it your just not a natural wake boarder like me.
Audrey  
20/07/2010 23:04:07
only you now podge who has trouble getting it up?
Podge  
20/07/2010 20:32:58
Bollocks!!!!
Plumby  
20/07/2010 15:36:26
Click for more info Nay-sayers, vibe snipers and doom peddlers please pay close attention to the product of positive mental attitude.
Tim Griff  
15/07/2010 18:02:26

It's the wolf bagging that'll scare Veronica the most... she's not adverse to a sex swing - if the stories from the hen do are anything to go by.

Marve  
15/07/2010 17:42:40

Wow, back in the country, your glamorous new job must take you all over the world, oh no hang on I remember now you told me, you've been in Sheffield.

The fire story is a complete fabrication, much like the pissing the bed story, I would have admitted to the sex swing thing if you hadn't brought my cousin into it Plumby.

Brown, who are you kidding, we have all heard the story of you wolfbagging on the sex swing. Well your wife Veronica probably hasn't, but I'm sure she doesn't look on this site and expose herself to the evil propoganda that seems to be flying around these days.

 

Gary Nic  
15/07/2010 17:40:29

Ask Laura, Anna or Jess Cow as they'll know what a sex swing is!

 

Horse, as a man who knows a thing or two about fires I wouldn't be too concerned! The smoke damage & slight burn marks are only superficial.

Martyn Bo  
15/07/2010 09:32:53

Cow - *Victoria knows all about sex swings

* insert correct name if I got her name wrong, I'm sure it's Victoria

Cow  
14/07/2010 23:41:02
What's a sex swing?
Horse  
14/07/2010 22:55:15
right now that i'm back in the country would someone like to expand on the house fire comment......marve?
Griffster  
14/07/2010 14:56:12

Lets put this one straight shall we, Gary has never been hot. Rob can you tell your boys that I am not 40 like uncle Gary says.

Plumby  
13/07/2010 17:04:34
Gary wasnt hot when Nerys was 17, it was when he was 17.
So you should have written:- Gary was hot when Nerys was 4.
Marve  
13/07/2010 16:31:21
Plumb, everyone knows that quote is not true, because they all know that I have a friend who is gay and not particularly nice. They also know that Gary Nich is not that much of an arsehole, but when Nerys was 17 he was really hot.
Martyn Bo  
13/07/2010 09:25:24

Cheers Plumby, I loves a bit of fail blog

Bezler  
12/07/2010 19:41:33
Podge you doing the Cardiff Half marathon this year ?? Anyone else ??
Plumby  
12/07/2010 16:46:41
good comeback post Jase. we've missed you.
Jase  
12/07/2010 14:28:20
No.
Plumby  
12/07/2010 13:46:56
There you go Mart, sorry for the inconvenience.

Can anyone confirm whether or not Marve had a small house fire this morning?
Martyn Bo  
12/07/2010 13:38:13
fail blog's gone from the link du jour!! - bummer
Audrey  
10/07/2010 22:48:22
not any more!
Audrey  
08/07/2010 23:44:20
is raoul moat the first ginger to be wanted?
Marve  
06/07/2010 17:38:34
Hey Plumby, I'd watch your back if I were you. Horse is really pissed off that you superimposed his head onto Mike Browns body.
Plumby  
05/07/2010 21:47:56
Click for more info See if you can spot which of these two front runners is 34 and which one is 46.
Plumby  
05/07/2010 19:52:28
hahaha, bill and horse were all mmmmm mmmm before they started, i didn't have a clue what was going down... then one conversation with you know who and i was pissing myself.
Podge  
05/07/2010 19:35:48
Mmm Mmm!?!?
Griffster  
05/07/2010 13:48:32
Thats what happens when Dr Mac gives you a lesson in how to ride a bike fast.
Horse  
05/07/2010 10:44:19
I feel like a military parade.......bits of me keep passing out!!!
Bezler  
04/07/2010 16:31:44

Cooler than Robbie Nich- never!!!!

That white suit that Robbie wears is the coolest item of clothing ive seen for years, even topping his Garnet type blazer although that was quite cool as well..

Richy Morris  
04/07/2010 11:35:00

Marve, you are now the comedy king!!

And the big question, is Aubrey now 'cooler' than Robbie Nic?!

Plumby  
04/07/2010 09:41:28
SnS gold.
Podge  
02/07/2010 22:33:57
Marve, I believe 5 out of your 6 points.... I heard she was heavier
Marve  
02/07/2010 20:29:01

Let's just straighten a few things out:

1. I haven't pissed the bed.

2.I cannot condone lying on this site.

3.Tim, dressing up as a gollywog is not really p.c. these days.

4.Aubrey....I was going to go for some kind of wordplay about "sanding next to Tim", but unfortunately I couldn't come up with anything worth including.

5. I didn't shit in the spare bed in June Plumb's house in 1999.

6.Horse went on a date with a 16 stone woman, introduced to him through Les Hughes' dating site.

Audrey  
02/07/2010 19:39:20

sanding next to you makes me look pretty!

golden shower marve?

Tim Griff  
01/07/2010 23:03:12
Click for more info Aubrey in all his Glastonbury glory
Tim Griff  
01/07/2010 22:59:36
I'm interested to hear more about the pissing incident...
Bezler  
01/07/2010 20:08:52

All well in the Bohata/ Davies residence ??!!!

Horse  
01/07/2010 11:34:21
Marve pissed the bed!!
Audrey  
30/06/2010 21:57:34

sorry paid my deposit for skiing son? have you?

Plumby  
30/06/2010 14:01:28
Have you told Rob Nich you cant go skiing again because you've realised its much more fun and stimulating hanging with a younger crowd?
Audrey  
29/06/2010 21:45:36
only burden u had were all the chicks around?flirt! plumb' if i was you get ur own ticket just in case emma forgets to say she's married again?she seemed to enjoy the rest!
Tim Griff  
29/06/2010 20:31:19
If Audrey comes to glastonbury again next year can some of you lot come too... it would have been nice to have someone else to share the burden!
Plumby  
29/06/2010 15:30:58
Audrey has been asked back to Glastonbury by Michael Eavis himself, he said he was grateful that so many people could seek shade in the shadow cast by Audreys head.
Audrey  
28/06/2010 23:32:34
sorry griff fuck you'r head  must have got really really burnt without it! shit i hope podge and shads are ok?!!
Griffster  
28/06/2010 13:22:42
He's got my Daisy Duke hat on, the little shit.
Plumby  
28/06/2010 12:06:10
Click for more info A glittery eyed Audrey was spotted enjoying the aesthetic and aural delights on Shakira.
Gary Nic  
24/06/2010 20:58:06

Looks like her to me. 14th May

 

Martyn Bo  
24/06/2010 15:13:46
i have sent the pic to your tp and narberth rfc email adresses, it had better be her after all this
Plumby  
24/06/2010 14:53:15
I cant see her in any of those snaps Mart.

ps. There's no need to add the HTTP:// bit when you add a link, it does it for you.
Plumby  
24/06/2010 14:39:45
Yeah, she is!
Martyn Bo  
24/06/2010 14:32:34
plumby is yor missus in glastonbury? there is a woman on page 26 of today's daily mail who looks a lot like her (not my daily mail, i have The Times you know)
Plumby  
24/06/2010 13:09:57
...with jetlag. I was up at 4:30 this morning. Pretty KO'd in work now though!
Griffster  
24/06/2010 13:08:08
Posting at 06.46, you really are a GEEK.
Plumby  
24/06/2010 06:46:12
Good news on the engagement Gary. Any ideas on a date yet?

Griff, toughen up.
Plumby  
23/06/2010 09:37:24
Click for more info Big Sur...
Plumby  
23/06/2010 09:36:47
Click for more info Yosemite...
Audrey  
23/06/2010 01:05:54
yep glasto bus leaves thur 4pm if you want lift ?[transit] that's a fucking van! got loads of drugs and cake?
Gary Nic  
22/06/2010 20:13:24

Bessler fancies his chances this time round. Marv just you keep out of it this time!

 

Marve  
22/06/2010 20:01:31
Hope you don't drop down as far as my weight Podge, I would hate to have to give you a pasting.
Griffster  
22/06/2010 13:08:30
Word on the street is that Podge is fighting above his limit when he takes on Audrey and is having to drop a weight.
Tim Griff  
21/06/2010 22:03:33
Audrey... you going to Glastonbury this week or what?!
Podge  
20/06/2010 22:35:18
Watch this space....
Bezler  
16/06/2010 10:35:55

They say never go back Podge so a different location is needed.

The Globe sounds good to me as long as they have enough toilets for Gary!!!

Marve  
15/06/2010 19:30:10
fucking Bastards!
Tim Griff  
13/06/2010 18:28:44
I'm with Marv... If he's not quick enough to get away from a bull that's already been injured and drugged before being dropped into an unfamiliar environment, then he deserves a good shoeing!
Marve  
13/06/2010 15:34:54
serves the fucker right.
Podge  
13/06/2010 13:31:17
Click for more info How about Pamplona?
Gary Nic  
12/06/2010 12:12:15
Toilet provision at Tafarn Sinc V good. A bit unsure about the globe
Martyn Bo  
11/06/2010 14:44:20

what about the tafarn zinc and the globe, I could get a pass if the stag was there

Bezler  
11/06/2010 10:20:01
Yes congratulations Gary and Nerys.
Podge  
10/06/2010 22:41:01
congratulations Gary, when and where's the staaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggg?
Richy Morris  
10/06/2010 21:54:07
put me down then rob, arnt i due a free trip now?!
Bezler  
09/06/2010 12:28:57
I love the Ospreys
Rob Nic  
09/06/2010 11:37:28
I have booked and paid.I have vaccancies as everybody hasn't given me their deposit.
Horse  
09/06/2010 11:14:21
robbie, i thought you said you'd already booked the place?
Rob Nic  
09/06/2010 09:18:58
Can I have it Here then please.Here.
Podge  
08/06/2010 22:27:41
the deposit
Rob Nic  
07/06/2010 19:33:17
What is?
Podge  
07/06/2010 17:40:20
Here Here
Martyn Bo  
07/06/2010 08:58:15
congrats plumby and emma, great do saturday night, cheers
Tim Griff  
03/06/2010 22:33:52
Oh that's it... wasn't it your birthday on Tuesday Horse?!
Tim Griff  
03/06/2010 22:33:13

I'm sure there's something going on this week... something that's been in the pipeline for a while, that I really should remember.  Hmmm, any ideas people?!

Horse  
03/06/2010 18:09:46
Dam you griffiths, i'm begining to know how Cow feels...though the new white water centre in cardiff is bloody good!
Tim Griff  
02/06/2010 23:04:04
5 surfs, 4 days... good times!
Plumby  
02/06/2010 15:19:08
I called in to the weatherspoons on Monday to see if they had my shirt. They asked if it was left near the wet thong.

I reluctantly confirmed it was.
Griffster  
01/06/2010 10:41:25
Bus trip my arse!  I really hope that paint is oil based.
Plumby  
31/05/2010 17:02:19
Click for more info There are way too many new years eve, birthday and carnival parties to guarantee this...
Tim Griff  
31/05/2010 12:48:31
Great bus trip last night...
Tim Griff  
29/05/2010 12:33:55
I'm in Plumby (not married)
Podge  
28/05/2010 18:14:48
Plumby, would love to come, can't say for definite yet, got to beg for permission off the wife, that's the kind of thing that happens when your married.
Plumby  
28/05/2010 11:46:11

Hear ye, hear ye.

For those not content with Audreys house party, there is a 'fun bus' (local stag) cruising the taverns of North Pembs on Sunday. Bus will be leaving Haverfordwest on Sunday afternoon. Those interested will have the pleasure of the male contingent of the James family.

Please let me know if you're coming.
Bezler  
27/05/2010 18:37:54

All very good sugestions!!!

 

Martyn Bo  
27/05/2010 14:18:52
or doing a number two in the chocolate ice cream, if you did it in the vanilla it would be a bit too noticable
Podge  
27/05/2010 13:03:23
Morris don't forget pissing in your lawnmower tank or urinating over your other guests from an upstairs window..... just some suggestions
Plumby  
26/05/2010 21:57:33
Audrey, is the paint in the living room oil or water based?
Audrey  
26/05/2010 21:40:04

dressing up bez come on mun 80s films? crying game? you must have it on video? or any 80s western film like Brokenback mountain!

or Philadelphia! or some pop groups like erasure,bronskibeat or soft cell?morris will join you? morris any trouble from you and i"ll rip your off paisley pants. and then you"ll have none!!! tim g dere draw am yn neu dau cwrw odi chi moen?

Richy Morris  
26/05/2010 07:27:12

Now, if Aubrey was invited to your place for an evening piss up, do you all think that he would piss in your hot water tank, block your cistern  or put potatoes in your kettle?!

its an interesting thought.

Bezler  
25/05/2010 21:49:34

How many taking tents to the party ??

Is everyone dressing up ??

Tim Griff  
25/05/2010 17:58:23
Audrey... my invitation for the birthday shananigans on saturday seems to have been overklooked.  Any thoughts?
Plumby  
25/05/2010 09:27:11
Audrey, do we need to bring toilet role for the porta-loos on Saturday?

The toilets can get very messy in these kind of events.
Plumby  
20/05/2010 23:40:54
Marvs the one in the photo you plank. The guy is some Bristolian who was out there.
Audrey  
20/05/2010 23:25:29
plumb who's the guy having a wank in the corner?not marv is it?
Plumby  
18/05/2010 23:30:31
Click for more info Manoeuvres
Plumby  
18/05/2010 09:56:20
Cheese stayed one end of the pool, I stayed at the other. There was no problem. The Red was a bit more aggressive and there was a lot of ro-sham-bo'ing. I lost every time.
Kev  
16/05/2010 20:13:00
the handover, wales' gay touch rugby side!!!!!
Griffster  
16/05/2010 17:52:42
What happened with you and the cheese?
Plumby  
15/05/2010 22:15:24
Home and alive! Mega trip. Mega wine.

More snaps on Facebook
Audrey  
14/05/2010 22:06:59

can't fliping log on 2 face book!!! just started working in swansea whats the attraction!

 

Higgy  
09/05/2010 21:56:38
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3834080&id=27039888093#!/album.php?aid=167960&id=27039888093&page=6 Can anyone give me a clue as to why I thought it was a good idea to stop working in Swansea?
Podge  
06/05/2010 19:08:59
7 or nothing!
Bezler  
06/05/2010 17:45:14
Yn y dechreuad yr oedd y gair a Duw oedd y gair!!!
Plumby  
06/05/2010 16:09:10
For the next week, Marve, Tim and me will be somwhere along

this line.

Griffster  
06/05/2010 13:49:20
Bez mun, christ sake mun,  too much detail mun.  vets game on sat, fancy 8 Podge?
Podge  
06/05/2010 10:35:54
Sorry Bez, I know it must be painful for you but you have to laugh...
Richy Morris  
06/05/2010 08:28:24
looks like you may have left yourself 'wide open' there bez!
Audrey  
05/05/2010 22:39:04
not if you vote vote for the c**t bez!
Martyn Bo  
05/05/2010 14:19:42
i can hear a lubricant joke coming
Bezler  
05/05/2010 12:59:47

Nick Ainger to lose his seat then ???

Which way we all voting.

Plaid i think but im a bit torn this time

 

Martyn Bo  
04/05/2010 15:46:09
don't worry you've got plenty of hair
Plumby  
04/05/2010 10:47:57
Yeah, taking in a cheeky 5 miler. I dont want to end up like Gary\Griff.
Martyn Bo  
04/05/2010 10:42:08
Plumby, was that you out running yesterday afternoon?
Plumby  
29/04/2010 20:27:03
doo do, dodo da doo do, doo do
Horse  
29/04/2010 16:33:27
!!detsaw saw i gniht txen 'DRATER' gniknird saw i nim eno ,deneppah wonk t'nod I 
Plumby  
29/04/2010 15:35:29
Every time I move some sand drops on my desk.
Griffster  
29/04/2010 13:41:36
Has anyone ever seen a backwards talking horse? I have and it aint pretty.     (anyone got any DJ decks I can fall into).
Martyn Bo  
26/04/2010 16:55:35
The girlfriends of the stag weekenders seemed to be having a good time in the club on saturday night, talking to the narberth and builth rugby players
Plumby  
22/04/2010 09:37:45
Looks as though we are off to Biarritz! RyanAir are running a full schedule now.

Elsewhere in the news: The Mighty Athletic are playing whitland tonight in the semi final of the Pembrokeshire cup. kick off 7:15 in whitland.
Audrey  
18/04/2010 07:54:08
what are you trying to say bezzler !!!     And are scarlets playing in the west wales tyre leauge next year?                                       
Bezler  
14/04/2010 11:06:21

Dont lie for the rest of your life!!

Plumby  
14/04/2010 09:30:33
wise words. wise words.
Rob Nic  
13/04/2010 09:38:10
Change your pants
Podge  
12/04/2010 23:15:55
I can now see what a massive influence he had on your rugby and drinking career
Plumby  
12/04/2010 22:56:58
Rob Nich, if you could teach a 17 year old Richy Morris one thing, what would it be?
Richy Morris  
12/04/2010 20:48:34

Ah Jack Dudley - On my 1st senior game for St Davids at the tender age of 17 I ended up in his round, was in to bed by 7:45pm prior to which he apparently lifted my head off a table in the club saying 'here endeth the first lesson'!

Also, I witnessed that man drink 3 & 1/2 pints from a jug and neck the lot in 9.6 seconds without spilling a drop. Animal.

Podge  
11/04/2010 15:02:32
Morris, I spent saturday evening in St Davids Rugby Club watching Jack Dudley "teach" a youth team from Newcastle every drinking game and trick that I've ever seen and some I hadn't before! very messy
Stevie Bo  
11/04/2010 09:58:20
Just come off the local website, "Pembs wife swap" interesting info. been bandied about!!
Any inside knowledge?
Griffster  
09/04/2010 16:34:35
Gary had a big 5 stiches, it's ok though they did'nt have to cut any of his hair as they were on top of his head.  Marve FRIED CHICKEN instead of bread, the colonel is a god!
Kev  
08/04/2010 21:55:36
Click for more info It wasn't me - don't mention it to shads tomz night!!
Marve  
08/04/2010 19:49:47

Hey Griffster.

Have you heard? There is a new KFC bacon and cheese sandwich that uses fried chicken instead of bread?

Podge  
08/04/2010 17:40:58
Plumby, SG-A's only, we're not on the list.
Martyn Bo  
08/04/2010 10:01:07
how many stitches gary?
Stevie Bo  
04/04/2010 01:13:07
has ged been behaving? or has the ring been set up in the Kirk?
Marve  
03/04/2010 12:49:17
That isn't two words Plumby.
Plumby  
02/04/2010 09:32:19
two words - Bezler + Gary-Snich
Simon Davies  
01/04/2010 22:31:31
plumby were you one of those twats shouting out rhody rhody rhody oi oi oi last week in the torch????????.
Plumby  
31/03/2010 13:32:56
Les, a free pint at your local...
Bezler  
30/03/2010 20:22:46

If anyone wants to join us Friday for the Ospreys v Scarlets match.

We are leaving Carmarthen station at 2.31pm . 7.05pm Kick Off

Myself and Wayne are meeting there. Kev is coming from Clunderwen and we are meeting Les there. Marv may be be coming as well.

Cheapest tickets £18. Plenty left for anyone who wants to purchase them on the day. Plenty of trains going home west after match.

 

Bezler  
30/03/2010 20:10:41
Rhod Gilbert is "racs y dre" and wouldnt know an emyn if it hit him in the face
Plumby  
29/03/2010 21:49:42
I think he saw Bezlers steaming red bonce and thought he'd better swerve the rest of his Welshy gags.
Richy Morris  
29/03/2010 21:22:17
Did Rhod Gilbert mention what his favourite emyn was Plumby?!
Plumby  
26/03/2010 20:40:15
Rhod Gilbert was awesome last night. My lasting memory will be Bezlers face when he Rhod starting having a go at the Western Mail.
Martyn Bo  
25/03/2010 10:47:22

can someone text or email me kenny's mobile number, i've added my contact info on the contact page.

I'm not available saturday my ribs are too sore after tuesday night, or does someone else want to tell him for me?  please

Martyn Bo  
24/03/2010 16:04:36

Yes Podge, Bernie was heard to exclaim "that's my boy" 

Plumby, please change my age from the match report, everyone knows I am 32

Plumby  
24/03/2010 15:44:11
Athletic were victorious in the pembs cup quarters last night...
Podge  
24/03/2010 14:03:59
Martyn my particular favourite performance was on stage in the old Soccer Club when he delivered the immortal line "whip me harder you BL***K Bi***"
Podge  
24/03/2010 13:59:02
Bezler, thank you I expected it may be something like this! Geoff Gilrhyd the most talented welshman ever! he's kept that quiet
Bezler  
24/03/2010 13:28:59

The  Sara tune doesnt include the chorus bit of "Arglwydd dyma fi" etc

Dont worry Podge you have heard both versions theres no doubt about that. They are both more chapel hymns and although im Church of  Wales i  do prefer Chapel.

I  will never forget Paul Bowns face when my grandmother asked him in welsh what denomination he was and he wasnt sure what the word ment.

Pa enwad wyt ti ?? ( Morris is still laughing about this)

Martin you have been very lucky to have met one of the most talented welshmen ever and hes one of my all time idols ( bigger than P.B)

Such a great loss that Ryan  died so young

 

 

Martyn Bo  
24/03/2010 12:04:49
Podge, number one son has been on the stage many times but not with Ryan
Martyn Bo  
24/03/2010 09:25:07
that's him, he told us about the time he lost the sight in one of his eyes when a thorn went in one while he was thrashing a hedge he said and I quote "this is where i lost my eye, still haven't found it ha ha ha"
Richy Morris  
24/03/2010 08:01:30

Is that the same famous 'Geoff Gilrhyd' with the 'mini pick up'?!

I think Aubrey had a marvellous time in the back of it if it is!

Podge  
23/03/2010 21:24:42
Oh and Diane asked Geoff Gilrhyd in the post office this morning and he thought it was Steven that had gone on stage!
Podge  
23/03/2010 21:15:07
Bezler, I might be showing my heathen ignorance here or it it could be a Capel v la di dah Church of Wales thing.... but aren't Gwahoddiad and your "sara" one of the same?????
Marve  
23/03/2010 17:23:04

I apologise Mart. I just spoke to Geoff Glanrhyd and he confirmed that you were indeed on the stage at the same time as Ryan Davies.

I'm putting a vote in for Rhyd Y Groes

Richy Morris  
23/03/2010 13:44:08

And then on your stag Marrrrrrrrrt you got picked out of the crowd in The Church and got to neck a can of beer as your prize!

What would happen if you got caught up in the X Factor auditions?!

Cracking Brownie, fair play, cracking!!

Bezler  
23/03/2010 11:58:16

Its certainly worth considering Podge but im still going for Sara.

 

Rob Nic  
23/03/2010 10:54:12
Mae d'eisiau di bob awr.
Martyn Bo  
23/03/2010 09:13:37
yes I have Marve, just ask Geoff Gilrhyd
Cow  
22/03/2010 22:58:51
I've just thought of another one - Alcohol and Rain by Here be Dragons.  A classic.
Cow  
22/03/2010 22:53:46

Cheers Plumby, good spot!!  Was not a bad place to be when the teams ran out and for the anthems. 

Some very good suggestions here.  I would add Eli Jenkin's Prayer to the list.  We'll have to sing through a few of these at our first rehearsal. 

Also, not a great melody but I always thought this one had a certain chalm:

"If I had the wings of a sparrow, If I had the legs of a crow

I'd fly over Whitland tomorrow and **** on the B*****ds below." 

We could add a few more verses....Plumby, over to you.

Podge  
22/03/2010 22:29:42
Bezzler have a listen to this link and see if I can change your mind...... hell of a spot Plumby
Marve  
22/03/2010 21:46:21

That last comment was actually a quote from Bezzler but I pressed the wrong button.

 

Marve  
22/03/2010 21:45:27
Martin Bowen has never been on stage with Ryan Davies. He's a friggin liar.
Plumby  
22/03/2010 21:03:14
Click for more info SnS gold. see who can spot browns stupid hair style peeking over a shoulder.
Bezler  
22/03/2010 20:37:36

Mi glywaf  dyner lais ( Sara)

Had a great sing song in the Angel Saturday with Brownys choir and the other choir from Bethesda North Wales that sung pre match in the stadium before the Italy match and we had an awesome sing song.

Some of the Bethesda choir were awesome singers and pleased the watching Les so much.

So much that he went to watch the Scotland game on Tv.

 

 

Podge  
22/03/2010 20:27:42
"pori mae yr asyn" but we'd have to enlist Clive Pant y Menyn's services
Kev  
22/03/2010 18:43:27
Milgi milgi.... only a dance version what do you think Les, blastin!!
Podge  
22/03/2010 12:49:07
Bezler, which is your favourite - " Mi Glywaf Dyner Lais ( Sara), "Rwyn gweld o bell dydd yn dod or Gwahoddiad?
Martyn Bo  
22/03/2010 09:20:27
moorrriiiis, i thought about "mynd drot drot ar y gaseg wen" but plumped for Ryan and Ronnie 'cos i was on stage with Ryan once in the Swansea Grand, Ysgol Sul Pisgah Trip, i think it was Aladdin, i was picked out of the crowd to go up, got a bag of sweets for my trouble
Richy Morris  
22/03/2010 08:33:27

Marrrt!! 

I think your 'welais Jac a dor' is up there too. To pick a favourite emyn is proving more difficult than first thought - great topic Bez!

Podge  
21/03/2010 22:13:19
Martyn, a classic! but I only know the Andrew and Jenny from Abergavenny version
Marve  
21/03/2010 19:16:43
Cheers podge I'll pop up to the post office in Llandissilio to get some stamps, then send that right to you.
Podge  
21/03/2010 15:29:44
PO Box 21 BBC Television Centre London W12 7RJ
Martyn Bo  
21/03/2010 15:08:08
What about Blodwen a Mary o Abertillery by Ryan a Ronnie?
Marve  
21/03/2010 14:42:03

Hey Podge, could you send me your address please as I don't know where to send the postcard

Bezler  
20/03/2010 13:04:32

Good idea Podge. Yes Gwahoddiad is up there but

Rwyn gweld o bell dydd yn dod is a good one.

Signature tune for a choir will have to think on that one.

Looking foward to seeing Browny sing Italia Italia great anthem great intro.

Chirp chipry good song!!!

Podge  
19/03/2010 22:48:32
Watching Sport Relief has given me an idea, why don't we start a JNT choir?!?! Just think with voices like Marve's and Cow's and Bezzler as the Musical Director we could do it!! please send your suggestions for a signature song on a postcard or on here
Marve  
19/03/2010 18:19:24

I quite like "living doll" but Bezzler said no cliffs.

 

I don't know what your problem is with him Bezzler......he's got a cracking voice!

Podge  
19/03/2010 17:32:16
I dunno about you Richy but my other favourite is "Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep"................groundhog day!!!
Plumby  
19/03/2010 15:30:49
You should hear Marve and co's 'smack my bitch up'. It has a rare outing with the Whitland Male Voice.
Richy Morris  
19/03/2010 15:03:28

I think your version of 'Where's ya mama gone' has got to be up there Podge!

Podge  
18/03/2010 21:19:15
I dunno about you Bez but my favourite is "Gwahoddiad"
Marve  
18/03/2010 18:03:28
Then why don't you sing it in future instead of Calon lan 15 times a night?
Bezler  
18/03/2010 12:12:07

No forests, No snow, No Cliffs, must be a mid season break

Marv whats your favourite Hymn ??

Mines " Mi Glywaf Dyner Lais ( Sara)

Bezler  
15/03/2010 14:48:51
Real Radio phone me now Simon !!!
Simon Davies  
12/03/2010 13:24:33

Didn"t hear you bezler ask a question last night on the real radio special on glamorgan cricket and only 2 days before Wales play the paddies!!!!!!!!!

Podge  
12/03/2010 10:42:20
Classic!
Podge  
11/03/2010 19:34:46
Barons... I'm in, Simon?
Marve  
11/03/2010 19:14:14
Can we go to Barons afterwards?
Martyn Bo  
11/03/2010 14:37:27
sorry Bez cant make it, sticking pins in my eyes instead
Bezler  
11/03/2010 12:25:14

Ospreys v Scarlets ( at the Libertry)  Good Friday 7.05pm Kick Off

Tickets available from Monday 0871 871 8088

£18  £22 or £25

Myself Wayne and Les are making the journey so far

 

Plumby  
09/03/2010 22:23:35
strange Aub's, you had them shut most of the match.
Audrey  
09/03/2010 21:43:53
cwmllinfellccch is'nt that the 1st ? plumb? no way you'll never make it.!!!  mart my eyes hurt 2 strange that !
Plumby  
09/03/2010 16:18:34
You'll be fine by Friday :) - Cwymllynfell home. KO 7:15.
Martyn Bo  
09/03/2010 09:28:40

owwwwwwww

hurts to blink, nearly walking upright now

Plumby  
08/03/2010 16:06:32
How you feeling Mart?

Hero.
Podge  
06/03/2010 18:22:16
about blydi time! www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7376242/Scientists-discover-way-to-make-alcohol-with-less-severe-hangovers.html
Bezler  
06/03/2010 12:52:54

Robbie's magic never misses an open goal fare play.

You worried about Podge Griff ??

Jase  
06/03/2010 12:28:45

You boy have no hope of seeing podge for a wile I’ve been stuck in the shit hole called whitland for 6 years.

Plumby  
06/03/2010 12:27:01
coastguards have reported a man in a kayak has been spotted off the coast of Bilbao. He was seen gnawing on the carcass of a dead whale whilst masturbating furiously.
Griffster  
06/03/2010 10:33:01
Podge, Podge where for art thou  Podge?
Marve  
05/03/2010 19:58:03

Not only was it a poor pun Rob, but in 3 weeks Bezzlers going to return it with a witty off the cuff comeback, and make you look like a fool.

 

Still no sign of Podge boys?

Audrey  
04/03/2010 22:08:00
fucking hell copper ur up early mun! fancy a game for the seconds?same deal as bows!!!!!
Rob Nic  
04/03/2010 20:22:24
lame I know but when there's an open goal...... Your effort on facebook was, however, class. You'll have to explain it to Les though "Droit de seigneur"
Plumby  
04/03/2010 19:48:09
Rob, my old maths teaching phoned, he wants his 'im trying' pun back.
Rob Nic  
04/03/2010 14:06:44
Very trying.
Bezler  
04/03/2010 13:25:29
Sorry Eric and Ernie but im f---- trying mun!!!!
Richy Morris  
04/03/2010 07:48:00
Some people are beyond comedy advice Marve!
Marve  
03/03/2010 17:19:22

Good comment Bez.

Would have had more effect if you hadn't written it two and a half weeks after the event.

Morris, have a word with him about comedy timing will you.

Bezler  
03/03/2010 13:32:18

Sorry Andy but there is no breakfast for you here ( that sounds familiar)

Cardiif West are making your breakfast

Rob Nic  
03/03/2010 11:44:25

Mart, you've played long enough with this hooker to know it doesn't matter.

Martyn Bo  
03/03/2010 11:00:50

what are the line out calls?  just had the call from Hodge.

Richy Morris  
03/03/2010 07:31:53
Aubrey mun, you mun must mun like mun the word mun mun!!
Audrey  
02/03/2010 21:25:29

bows mun giggs is back for wales mun come on mun i'll pick you up for all the games and drop you off and pay for all the lap dancing on the away games?!!

Bezler  
02/03/2010 14:32:32
Best wishes to Peter, strange that himself and the boy Ramsey had similar injuries on the same day
Martyn Bo  
02/03/2010 09:41:01
buenos dias from Argentina, I am on holiday here until the end of the season, all the best
Marve  
01/03/2010 22:42:12

Important message for Mart Bo:

Either polish your boots or unplug your telephone, they are coming to get you.

Plumby  
28/02/2010 13:17:42
UPDATE: Pete is now out of hospital and has a load of metal in his leg.

Tough times for the Athletic, Peter Roderway in particular...
Audrey  
26/02/2010 21:29:13
les where's your lovely gold necklace gone?
Martyn Bo  
26/02/2010 14:27:07

les, you should have pulled the quilt up higher to hide you man boobs

Griffster  
26/02/2010 13:50:07

Has anyone seen Podge since his trip from Whitland to Laugharne? Maybe he has been watching too much Coronation street.

Plumby  
26/02/2010 10:54:32
Click for more info For those of you who missed this Facebook gold...
Griffster  
25/02/2010 13:53:50
Do they have them in your hair colour Bez?
Plumby  
24/02/2010 16:23:23
The Mighty Athletic are in action at home tonight. They face Newport (Pembs i hope) in the Pembrokeshire cup. Kick off 7:15. Bring a bottle.

They didn't turn up!
Audrey  
23/02/2010 21:39:52
what happend 2 podge? think he ended up on a beach in devon?anyone got a photo? similar ski cross course in the olympics as vebier boys!!!!!!!!! weight always wins!!
Bezler  
23/02/2010 14:56:38
Apparently im going to look like a monk from Caldey so i would consider a Jimmy White / Austin Healey type hair implant!!!
Marve  
22/02/2010 17:59:10

Where are you getting them Bez.

Please don't say Cardiff.

Cow  
21/02/2010 23:24:14
How was brechfa today? Gutted not to be able to come. Bringing the bike next time.
Higgy  
21/02/2010 20:29:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLTaY5LFvI0
Higgy  
21/02/2010 20:14:55
Who is heading out to Dublin?
Plumby  
21/02/2010 11:52:07
Has anyone heard from Podge in the last 24 hours? Did he make it?
Bezler  
19/02/2010 15:16:58

Did Garys walls dry out ??

Plumby  
18/02/2010 11:09:20
Last time i did that i scraped the bottom out off this crappy old fibreglass canoe i borrowed and sank it. We then got rescued by this yank who happened to be tracing his ancestors home in the middle of a field, he drove us to St Clears. Its a fair old distance from Whitland to Laugharne Podge.
Podge  
18/02/2010 08:27:00
Anyone fancy a paddle first thing Saturday morning? going from equatorial Whitland to the dark heart of Laugharne? (and passing through the ancient city of Llanddowror)
Griffster  
16/02/2010 13:11:10
When there's a bone cruching tackle on Bohata you know it's a good game. 
Horse  
15/02/2010 21:54:08
Griff, i've a feeling you'd of enjoyed this game, especially the turning point!!
Plumby  
14/02/2010 17:28:42
Click for more info Jakey and me in the local woods today. It was pretty dried out under the trees.
Kev  
13/02/2010 21:52:36
Has seen a photo of Audrey in the narb and whit ob of him and is sons in a five a side team and ponders 2 questions 1. how old is that t-shirt and 2 how does he manage to throw the ball straight to his players!
Audrey  
12/02/2010 22:47:47

bez u looking forward 2 ur stag do 2?

 

Plumby  
12/02/2010 16:32:18
Its cost you so much more than money Bez.

Hear ye, hear ye

The Mighty Athletic are playing at home tonight. Latest reports from Hodge suggest its Waunarlwydd.
Martyn Bo  
12/02/2010 15:50:06

hopefully the pies will be defrosted next time 

Bezler  
12/02/2010 15:41:00

Believe it or not that shirt cost quite a bit and im going to get  my monies worth out of it.

Watched Invictus last night good film worth watching. No dyfodol thank God.

Plumby  
12/02/2010 11:11:21
Yes, that would explain the shirt in Bo's wedding. Despite its 17 years, its still baby shit yellow.

Marve, I think we should put a stop to this culture of adding fabricated quotes on SnS. Though I appreciate the one just added is genuine.
Martyn Bo  
12/02/2010 09:22:50
So that's why you dress the way you do Bez?
Bezler  
12/02/2010 00:33:14
I dont mind what colour  Gary paints his walls im colour blind
Marve  
11/02/2010 21:49:44

Plumby I have to say after watching that clip I have to eat my words. That was like so awesome dude. Is that bloke in the orange coat you?

Brown, I am guessing you didn't get my e-mail about our next commitee meeting for Plumbs stag then, as the sentence "massive dildo up his ginger arsehole" was used fairly extensively. As was the sentence, "Steve Plumb can get hold of some industrial solvent at a great price if you buy it in bulk".

Audrey  
11/02/2010 20:32:54

robert u pedo. I thought ur kids went 2 llandissilio? or most of them!!

i smell piss? is some golden favorite chosen one 40 ?

Plumby  
11/02/2010 19:23:57
hahaha, good banter Podge!
Podge  
11/02/2010 18:26:27
Magnolia?....Peach?...... sounds like registration at Narberth Primary School!
Horse  
11/02/2010 15:19:58
richie, text me a valid email address accross
Horse  
11/02/2010 14:58:31
Hmmmm.  You say the paint is peach eh.....almost tempting.........
Tim Griff  
11/02/2010 14:28:16

I'd rather boil my head than watch paint dry... I'm stripping wallpaper this weekend if anyone's feeling a little bit mad!

 

I'm killing time in Singapore airport...

Horse  
11/02/2010 12:15:10

1st time i watched solo it blew me away, i just tried to watch the trailer and turned it after 10 seconds......marv, is tere still room to watch the paint dry?

Plumby  
11/02/2010 10:05:19
check this trailer out for Solo before for you scoff.
Martyn Bo  
11/02/2010 10:00:48
Marve, what colour? Magnolia - no, Peach- count me in
Cow  
10/02/2010 22:30:51
Marv, how come you know so much about jaap stam? Fun police in work have still banned SnS so this is a rare entry by phone. I'm with the culture vultures...wall watching.
Audrey  
10/02/2010 20:57:47
what kind of cinema u boys going 2 ? sounds like a lot of solo? i think i'll help gary watch his wall dry!
Marve  
10/02/2010 18:41:01

Don't know if anyone is interested, but Gary Nich is planning on painting a wall in his new house on the 20th. I think I might go around there and watch it dry.

Let me know if you fancy it as soon as possible.

Horse  
10/02/2010 15:38:17
yeah 'Solo', a heavy hit!!  any more for any more? one left.....
Plumby  
10/02/2010 13:43:04
I've seen a few of these (Solo - fuckin hell) they're all good, plus the ones I ain't seen sound interesting. I'm in.
Jase  
10/02/2010 12:11:20
ye one please
Horse  
10/02/2010 11:44:28
aieeeeeeeeeeeee
Horse  
10/02/2010 11:43:41

I mentioned this a while back but here's a list of the films on show in Mwldan on the 20th.  I've got 3 spare,  Jase and Plumby can you confirm you want one?

Plumby  
10/02/2010 09:11:46
Take your bike up to London and grab cow and smiler, they can show you the north downs loops. Well worth a look.

Two words: Folly flapjack.
Horse  
10/02/2010 09:04:27
you wont be seeing me out west till the 20th for the film festival in Mwldan, then with any luck a blast round brechfa (its meant to be quite good there you know) before heading back up to somerset.  I'm up in the Brum next weekend then up back to somerset for 2 days then up to london for 3, then back out west for the film then back to somerset.....holy moly.....
Jase  
09/02/2010 21:21:40
or try brechfa. raven car park now have a cafe that will be open on a sat and sunday to start with.
Audrey  
09/02/2010 21:06:38
? pining for a forest horse ?  then come 2 centre parks next week!! just down the road mun!
Horse  
09/02/2010 09:51:22
I feel like a dead parrot pining for the fiords...........
Richy Morris  
07/02/2010 12:02:07
Christ, you need to cut down on the burgers and pies Tim!
Tim Griff  
06/02/2010 12:44:27
Click for more info ... wasn't a happy ending!
Tim Griff  
06/02/2010 12:43:10
Click for more info Found some swell in South WA...
Kev  
05/02/2010 20:58:36
Click for more info That shirt goes well with a pumpkin type colour bez!
Marve  
05/02/2010 20:02:35

Yes cheers Bez.

I am assuming you don't mind if I piss your housemates off now that you live with Les.

P.s. Have you got any sick buckets or should I bring my own?

P.p.s. Turn the gas off at the mains on saturday afternoon.

P.p.p.s. I mean a week saturday not tomorrow, otherwise Les won't be able to cook his belly pork.

Plumby  
05/02/2010 15:55:51
Marve, stay with Dan. I think he parks up on Cathedral road these days.
Bezler  
05/02/2010 15:20:30

Very funny Marve.

You sent Les a message do you need accomodation week Saturday ???

Im out in Cardiff going to match etc. Lewis is coming over and staying.

Let me know if you want to meet up etc  Cheers

 

Jase  
05/02/2010 11:16:11
Entertainment night at the club Adam Night ,Hypnotist. Saturday 20th feb, 8.30 start. £5 a ticket.
Podge  
04/02/2010 22:07:35
5. Splitting helmets (i.e. those on your head)
Marve  
04/02/2010 21:53:38
4.Spewing like fuck.
Griffster  
04/02/2010 14:05:38
Podge how have you got time to write to write on here? there are only 3 things you should be doing. 1 drinking. 2 skiing. 3 (a very distant 3rd) sleeping.
Bezler  
03/02/2010 14:19:18
How much of the £1,000 is left to spend Podge??
Podge  
02/02/2010 22:58:56
Does Aubrey Simon also know Alan Shearer?
Bezler  
02/02/2010 20:46:24

That shirt is 17 yeas old

Plumby  
02/02/2010 20:05:25
nothing says 'i wish you both a lifetime of happiness' quite like a baby sick coloured shirt.
Kev  
02/02/2010 18:51:57
Click for more info DITTO
Kev  
02/02/2010 18:49:15
Click for more info INEVATABLE!!!!!!
Marve  
02/02/2010 17:51:56

Denver must be a big drinker if a pint of Welsh bitter at a time isn't enough for him Bezzler.

I will wait to hear from more reliable sources about whether there was foot stomping. And I will be very dissapointed if there are no pictures of you standing on a table singing.

Griffster  
02/02/2010 17:14:26

Who's this guy Aubrey Simon?  must be a  Funny looking bloke with a big head and a short fuse.

Bezler  
02/02/2010 14:50:27

Morris is like Tony Blair they both believe there own lies !!!

Great to see Denver ( drinking larger welsh bitter is shit not like Yorshire)

Did you honestly think that anyone could make as bad  speech as Aubrey Simon ???!!!!

Great wedding and no leg stomping Marve you will be pleased to know or maybe there was mmmmm

Marve  
01/02/2010 21:39:11

Morris. In a suit? By the library? Hmmmmmm!

 

Don't really know what my point is to be honest.

Richy Morris  
01/02/2010 20:26:15

Maaaarrrrrrrt!

Yes, I have seen your brother too.  Shouted hello to him once walking past the library but he carried on by listening to his i-pod!

Simon Davies  
01/02/2010 19:17:54

great nite sat nite,any photos of people sleeping???.talking to garree denver on sat, he wants to join s&s boys.could someone pass on info to plumby sometime?

knockout speech shads!!

Martyn Bo  
01/02/2010 09:24:24
Morrriiiiissss, were you walking past the big library in Birmingham the other day in a suit, my brother reckons he saw you?
Audrey  
29/01/2010 23:08:36
nice to be above you ,you bully !!shads will be 2 busy eating ,keeping his weight up to do a fuck up like me! copper come on mun? other wise i'll have 2 change my clothes everyday?
Simon Davies  
29/01/2010 20:38:32

wot were the odds on shads doing a pen sgwar type of  best man speech today!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have a good time boys....and remember wot happens on tour stays on tour.

Richy Morris  
29/01/2010 09:23:45
Bon neige boys!  Quite jealous actually as Verbier is a gorgeous part of Belgium.
Kev  
29/01/2010 08:00:34

pedantique jase

Audrey  
29/01/2010 00:44:43
plum get out of the photo!!! or were u checking we had a lift  pass!!!
Marve  
28/01/2010 22:04:39
Have you been reading "Internet for Dummies" Jase?
Jase  
28/01/2010 21:01:10
This is the world wide web right!? Thought so.
Kev  
28/01/2010 20:10:32
wishes the wankers a great skiing holiday!
Horse  
28/01/2010 11:05:51
Click for more info

I'd just like to make a couple of comments on what Podge said...

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and finally

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Other than that i'm the same an robbie, i'd actually pretty much forgoten anout it untill you brought it up!!!

oh and just to set this years benchmark i've attached a pic of what Verbier has to beat.....!

 

Plumby, can you resize the pic for me please

Rob Nic  
28/01/2010 09:16:20

No. Not really. Haven't thought about it much.

Podge  
27/01/2010 23:32:15
Jamie, was that really wise? Anyone else excited? packed and ready to go here!
Horse  
27/01/2010 13:56:33
Click for more info NICE!
Bezler  
26/01/2010 23:44:32

Michael was dick head from Middlesborough who was part of Robs skiing group.

He stayed in the hostel and was a total tawt.. Ged told him so!!!

Plumby  
26/01/2010 22:03:44
Yeah, but you could eat your dinner of my lower bowels.
Audrey  
26/01/2010 21:51:11
looks like plums allready tried it ? ginger hair!
Kev  
26/01/2010 21:46:43
be safe podge - peer pressure is a terrible thing
Marve  
26/01/2010 19:58:25
Just to clarify before I get any smart alec comments, It is for Plumby not me.
Marve  
26/01/2010 19:54:46
Click for more info

Do you think i can get this equipment to biarritz in my hand luggage Plumby.

Rob Nic  
26/01/2010 14:43:02
Not a clue. But he knows Alan Shearer
Podge  
26/01/2010 14:37:46
Who is Michael Aubrey?
Rob Nic  
26/01/2010 14:21:42
Bezzler .S&S gold
Horse  
26/01/2010 11:41:51
Click for more info

a picture of aubrey walking away from me as proud as punch in his new skiing helmet..........

How long before he comes back with a chin joke??

Bezler  
26/01/2010 11:33:37

I was fairly new to Narberth when i went to Tignes in 1998 with yourself Robbie, Ged,etc..

Little did i think i would need the assistance of my french teacher to sort my bag out ( not true by the way another Morris fabricated story) liitle did i think this trip would give me my nickname for life, little did i think i would share  with strangers in the hostel!!!!.

Did i learn yes, when going on a trip stick as close to a Nicholas and you will be staying in decent accomodation.( even if breakfast is late !!!

Edinburgh and  Cricket tour two prime examples.

It was Michael Aubrey and he knew Alan Shearer !!!.

 

"Theres no breakfast for you here Morris" ( said with Robbbies broadest grin)

 

 

Tim Griff  
26/01/2010 09:09:15
Yay
Plumby  
26/01/2010 09:04:52

Hear ye, hear ye

Plans for my 'away' stag. In Biarritz from Saturday April 24th to Wednesday 28th. Flights currently £45 return all in. Accommodation £100 approx.

Will need definite yay's or nay's this week before flights go up and so we can reserve the Villa.

Veg\ ornaments to go up my arse can be purchased on landing.
Plumby  
25/01/2010 22:11:23
Those were the glory days when i was pre-mortgage. I do appreciate however than if i were to come again, under Robbie's regime i would be classed a pleb.
Audrey  
25/01/2010 22:09:24
plebs only go once there not asked again?
Plumby  
25/01/2010 19:55:34
You can take some comfort Rob from the fact its only for one week a year you'll have to socialise with the plebs.
Plumby  
25/01/2010 19:53:14
//
Rob Nic  
24/01/2010 22:14:08
Morris,as I told you then.We couldn't afford two appartments of that quality.
Audrey  
24/01/2010 21:59:57

bez still keep in touch with your room mates in val disire!! michel if i recall! podge 5 franc notes that will be dead handy as lap dances are just that amount !! which i might let slip ?

Bezler  
24/01/2010 21:23:36

People have been critical of you for a while Robbie but i dont blame you for looking after No 1.

Richy Morris  
24/01/2010 20:27:45

No way are you staying in inferior accommodation Nicholas - I still remember Meribel 03 when you stayed in a 'palace' while me Aubrey and Kev stayed in a 'poubelle'!

 Remember Kev?!! 

Kev  
24/01/2010 18:54:28
You forgot the bath to put their skis in!!!!!! Still sensitive about that!
Plumby  
24/01/2010 15:56:29
They'll have:
  • Home cinema
  • The Times
  • Persian rugs
  • Leather sofas
Rob Nic  
24/01/2010 15:11:33
Sorry Podge no rebate. In fact because of the extra man ( not griff who's not up to skiing with the men yet) Chemical and myself have had to move to another Chalet just down the road. It's not as nice as yours. You'll have a telly, you'll have a mirror, you'll have carpets,you'll have chairs. We won't have any of that.
Plumby  
24/01/2010 13:38:59
Any surplus cash goes into an extra star for Robbie's accommodation. He's up to 5 star now.
Podge  
24/01/2010 11:58:29
Morris don't think that's going to be an issue, Aubrey told me yesterday that there's an additional member to the party and so to expect a rebate
Richy Morris  
24/01/2010 11:05:05
Podge, you will need more than £450 of Swiss Francs when Robbie starts to issue his hidden costs!
Stevie Bo  
24/01/2010 07:22:42
Click for more info Found a pic of the young boy prior to his debut!!
Kev  
23/01/2010 20:23:26
good on you diane - dr mac will have plenty of change in the kitty!!
Podge  
23/01/2010 13:20:46
Fair play to Diane for promptly ordering Aubrey's Swiss Francs, they are ready for collection Aubrey............. 700 worth in 5 franc notes.
Griffster  
23/01/2010 10:50:17
Click for more info Just been looking back at our snaps from Meribel.
Bezler  
22/01/2010 22:53:06

Hes a little devil,that Aubrey Mason!!!

Plumby  
22/01/2010 20:17:39
it's always funny until it's your turn!
Podge  
22/01/2010 20:08:52
I have to admit it was funny! thanks Aubrey for making us laugh....
Kev  
22/01/2010 18:37:18

True he is a cock but sorry that's brilliant

Podge  
22/01/2010 18:25:15
apparently he has texted the boys due to go on the ski trip to all change 1000 pounds worth of Swiss Francs at Diane's Post Office, the objective being to wind her up about how much beer money I will be spending whilst "enjoying" my holiday with the boys. Fortunately she knows him and her suspicions were raised when he came into the post office himself rather than sending one of his minions from the office as he usually does. I will be taking 450 pounds worth of Swiss Francs. I have explained to my wife that Aubrey has taken the additional 250 in case Wales lose the rugby and he has to pay Bill his winnings. Dylan Haydo was also in the shop at the time but Diane had the good sense to tell him not to mention the exceptionally large bet Aubrey has made to Leri in case she tells Rachel. Dylan knows how to keep a secret.
Horse  
22/01/2010 17:27:09
I tell you what, its suprising he's only had one hiding lately!!
Martyn Bo  
22/01/2010 14:37:00
Must be bad to be a COCK rather than a cock
Rob Nic  
22/01/2010 14:18:27
Tell the boys what he's done Rob
Podge  
22/01/2010 11:49:07
Aubrey your a COCK!!
Bezler  
20/01/2010 16:30:59

I remember that Bill phoned your mother Martin.

Its such a pity nobody here saw Albert play!!!

Martyn Bo  
20/01/2010 16:26:12
Bezzler ask Albert Jenkins he was at the party as well
Griffster  
20/01/2010 11:49:10

Did'nt take long to get a bite, eh Plumby.

Martyn Bo  
20/01/2010 09:10:07
Bill Mclaren rang my mother on her 50th birthday to wish her a happy birthday, and no it wasn't Morris
Bezler  
19/01/2010 16:57:19

The voice of rugby has died Bill Mclaren  86,

 

God bless him and thanks for all the memories

 

Podge i think Ritchie Rees is playibg well and im not too worried about Peel being out.

Plumby  
19/01/2010 16:54:40
Nice use of Bold there Jaime.

For those with little else to do this evening, the Mighty Narberth Athletic are travelling down to Milford to play their 1sts in a "Friendly". K.O 7:15.
Horse  
19/01/2010 15:29:34
BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Plumby  
19/01/2010 15:21:53
Maybe you should look into a 9 foot mountain bike then.
Griffster  
19/01/2010 13:28:16
Meyerhoffer 9'2" so for people just starting out surfing then? Anyone any good never looks at anything over 7'!
Martyn Bo  
19/01/2010 11:19:40
You mean Thomas Meyerhoffer? or Tom as I call him
Plumby  
19/01/2010 10:53:11
Click for more info Awesome, I'd love to have a go one one. For those not in the know, this is what Timmy's is on about (Meyerhoffer is the bloke who masterminded the recent evolution in board shape)...
Tim Griff  
19/01/2010 10:41:31
Photo on FB
Tim Griff  
19/01/2010 10:38:57

Didn't buy, hired it for a week - just incase we didn't get on!

9'2", new one was selling for $1350 about 790GBP.  This one was selling for $950 as is is ex-rental - in mint condition.  There was a comp down here sponsored by Meyerhoffer and they just left some boards, that's how they got hold of them.  Doubt I'll have another chance to get on one!

Took it out today, 2-3 but wedgey, still got some rides, loose if your on the tail but feels quite solid mid board.  Guy in the shop said it can be tricky to find the sweet spot but seemed ok to me.  Also said that you need to move around the board a lot and turn from the tail, so should be an interesting few weeks learning!

I'll keep you informed of the/any progression!

MSW is way out on predictions for this area too.  Trigg point was 3-4ft today and an eyeball on Mriver said 4-6, so not monster like it looks - big enough for me and Yvonne mind!

Later.x

Plumby  
19/01/2010 09:32:31
ahhh, sweet! what length did you get? how much they retailing for out there? did you buy to sell or hire? let me know how she goes. I was web-camming Margaret River last night... good luck with that.
Tim Griff  
19/01/2010 08:15:43

I'm only expecting 1 person to even acknowledge this comment

A Meyerhoffer is mine for the next 3 weeks.

Podge  
18/01/2010 21:42:31
Bezler, bad news about Dwayne Peel out of the England match! Don't really fancy our chances now, I'm so glad I didnt put any money on a Welsh win!!!!!!!!!!!
Audrey  
18/01/2010 21:34:28

timmy g wales is boiling temp gone up 12degrees this wk! know fuck off and enjoy ur holiday!!!  Griff u big girls blouse!

Marve  
18/01/2010 17:32:34
Sorry I just read that back and I sound like Bezzler.
Marve  
18/01/2010 17:31:56

Didn't know you had an uncle Bryn.

 

Martyn Bo  
18/01/2010 14:42:41
ooh just read that back, sounds like uncle Bryn
Martyn Bo  
18/01/2010 14:31:34
I was waiting for my coffee to cool down, and looking for business at the same time, multi tasking it is called i think
Griffster  
18/01/2010 13:17:43
Martin Bowen you're never going to sell any steel just stood there looking out of you're office window.
Tim Griff  
18/01/2010 10:23:41

Oof... it's hot out here boys, how's Cymru?!

Man up Griff you big Jessie - I know it's a touch late, but couldn't let the opportunity go begging.

Plumby  
17/01/2010 23:51:06
Look out for Mike 'Cow' Brown in the next series of Britains Got Talent. No joke.
Griffster  
14/01/2010 15:05:20
I don't need to answer to you lot!       Now where did I leave my pink handbag?  
Audrey  
13/01/2010 22:34:10
stop stalking me kev!!! . podge in the jeans?i better ski crap then!!
Kev  
13/01/2010 16:50:06
has heard a rumour that aub's went skiing on sunday with 2c, skied into a ditch and had to get airlifted out!
Marve  
13/01/2010 13:06:20
Oh Bezzler, my previous comment also applies to you.
Bezler  
13/01/2010 00:02:59
Coming from Morris i wouldnt take that Griff!!!
Marve  
12/01/2010 20:26:43

You big fairy.

Rob Nic  
12/01/2010 20:20:04
yeh. toughen up you big girls blouse
Richy Morris  
12/01/2010 20:14:45
yeh, toughen up griff!!
Podge  
12/01/2010 18:32:51
Kev, when he toughens up and grows a pair of balls...
Kev  
12/01/2010 18:03:37
it wasn't skiing rob it was fert baggin and when is griff going to go skiing with the boys?
Griffster  
12/01/2010 13:55:20

Poor Gary could'nt go any quicker, he needed the toilet for the 20th time that day, and it was only 12.30!

Plumby  
12/01/2010 11:30:29
Jesus, not a lot of great options for Stockholm Syndrome here Podge. Id go with Cow, he's gentle and earns the most.
Podge  
12/01/2010 11:02:49
Yes thank you martin, the highlight being watching Gary and Griff having their ass whooped down the slopes by two 13 and 12 year old girls. The 13 year old (my daughter, it must be in the genes) was on her third day ever on the snow! Verbier I'm treating as a potential hostage situation.
Bezler  
12/01/2010 10:40:36

Did you enjoy your holiday Podge???

Podge  
12/01/2010 10:08:47
Aub my skis will do the talking
Rob Nic  
12/01/2010 09:53:50
From his ski video with Shads I'd say he's morphed into Compo.
Martyn Bo  
12/01/2010 08:53:19
Kev, have you morphed into Frankie Boyle?
Kev  
11/01/2010 21:49:30
aub's there are drivers and there are screwdrivers and your a flat head!! How do you manage with a low loader!
Audrey  
11/01/2010 21:27:53
kev u stalking me!! podge has always been good for 10 seconds!(hair trigger see)!
Griffster  
11/01/2010 13:36:03
All you boys going to Verbier better watch out, Podge is seriously quick!!!!!!  but only  for 10 seconds at a time.
Kev  
11/01/2010 12:06:49
has heard a rumour that the same person driving the y bros van has put a car in a ditch this morning hahahahahahahahaha
Plumby  
10/01/2010 22:37:13
You got that snap too Aub's? The one taken at about 18,000 feet.
Audrey  
10/01/2010 22:06:18
ok it was me !no big deal even good drivers like bez get stuck in ditches.who told you pinnocho!first for everything boys robbie nic MISSED APRES SKI yesterday!!!!!
Rob Nic  
10/01/2010 17:13:14
Plumby  
10/01/2010 16:37:42
Helen, Rachael and Emma were like that yesterday.

Nobody was taking photos.
Rob Nic  
10/01/2010 15:05:32
Good looking snow there Podge.
Podge  
09/01/2010 23:45:55
Click for more info Robbie are the views as good as this in Verbier?
Marve  
09/01/2010 14:52:44
Just because you're too macho for "wham" and "Musicals", does not mean everyone else is.
Bezler  
09/01/2010 13:39:31

The suspense is killing spill the beans Kev.!!!

What is going wrong in the world ??

Jamie B admits he likes " Wham" and Morris is going to watch musicals.

What next ???!!!!

 

Kev  
09/01/2010 09:59:18
no, even better than that!
Jase  
08/01/2010 22:19:58
Was bezler driving again?
Kev  
08/01/2010 19:19:44
has heard a rumour that a young bros van got stuck in a ditch and a mini digger was required????
Rob Nic  
07/01/2010 11:24:29
No. But I'll throw in some free pants.
Richy Morris  
06/01/2010 20:35:20
Robbie, if come on the vets tour will I get a discount to come skiing?!
Plumby  
06/01/2010 18:48:14
First and last tracks!
Kev  
06/01/2010 18:39:01
nice botata - but where's the button - aub's plenty of coke in shads and diet!
Horse  
06/01/2010 12:37:40
Click for more info

I'm hearing you kev, i was out making 1st tracks myself!!

Martyn Bo  
06/01/2010 11:08:33

Might be something to do with you and simon d in London

he emailed me to say they had pig with puku's family in tonga and it is really hot there

Audrey  
05/01/2010 21:23:32

need vebier? no whores?strippers?or coke in shad,s fields!!!!!!!!! mart b what thr fuck's brawd on about? and happy new year!

Kev  
05/01/2010 20:35:06
has been skiing today with nothing more than  skis a ratchet strap a landrover and a 10acre field with a drop off - who needs verbier
Horse  
05/01/2010 16:12:30
Its ok Plumby, you turn off before Pengawsw Hill, you'll be fine!
Plumby  
05/01/2010 14:25:07
Ah, cool, I thought it was pretty bad and maybe I wouldnnt be able to get home tonight. Cheers for the info.
Martyn Bo  
05/01/2010 13:32:44
Anyone know where Pengawsw hill is?
Plumby  
05/01/2010 13:07:49
Anyone got a Pembs snow update? Im in Swansea. I heard Pengawsw hill is closed now.
Bezler  
04/01/2010 13:30:45

I thought the time clock should have the countdown to your wedding Plumby??!!! 180 days apx???

Would love to go on that trip to Bordeaux but will have to say no Robbie.

Stevie Bo  
04/01/2010 03:48:12

Reuters telex*******

 

LesKelletswapscodes*stop*
notanauspiscousstart*stop*
opponentstoopstonewlow*end

Plumby  
02/01/2010 22:18:46
Click for more info Looking North-west from Foel Drygarn earlier.
Kev  
01/01/2010 16:29:24
Click for more info rob skiing flaine
Kev  
01/01/2010 16:00:26
rob has had to pay for the ski trip this year then!
Podge  
30/12/2009 19:59:26
bollox! that looks good!
Rob Nic  
30/12/2009 13:23:55
I've received confirmation from Bruce Evans that his veteran team in Bordeaux have invited us out to France for a rematch. They want to play on Friday the 30th April.KO 8 pm.

The proposed itinerary is as follows

29/4/10 Fly Bristol to Bordeaux (easy jet depart 13.50). Evening to get acclimatised and savour the city of Bordeaux.

30/4/10 Visit the local beach,chill out and prepare for the match. 8PM match followed by meal and entertainment by Les Guyles RFC. Bruce regrets that this should finish by around 4.00 am. I tried for an extension but to no avail.Sorry.

1//5/10 Recovery and ,perhaps , tour of local vineyards. I understand they have some knowledge of wine in this part of the world. We shall see. Evening BBQ organised by the Rugby club.

2/5/2010 Return flight 15.20

3/5/2010 Sleep.

We need to crack on and get this organised before the flight gets booked. Total price will be circa 200 pounds ( flight and hotel) and I will need a 100 pound deposit asap with your full name and dob etc for the flight booking.

Please e mail with your confirmation and send a cheque to Parsonage Farm Yerbeston Kilgetty SA68 0NT. Or ask for my bank details if you want to send direct.(robertnicholas@virgin.net) My e mail list is fairly short so please pass this on to mates who will be interested. If in a couple of weeks the response is poor we'll have to cancel.

I think there is a game on the 23rd January against Mountain Ash. I expect Iest will be in touch regarding this.

Look forward to hearing from you and please pass this message on to anybody interested.

Ciao for now

Robnic
Marve  
29/12/2009 18:21:27
Click for more info

Three smooth operators.

Podge  
29/12/2009 11:03:56
Griff, it does work!
Jase  
26/12/2009 11:18:20
it's now off horse water logged pitch.  still going to meet in club for beer at 2 ish
Jase  
26/12/2009 10:16:35
ye meet crymuch at 1315
Horse  
26/12/2009 09:43:25
Is the 2nds game still on? i've got no reception.......HEEELP
Richy Morris  
24/12/2009 16:18:33
diolch bois! the pants issue has now been resolved robbie, its been decided i need only change them every other day!
Martyn Bo  
23/12/2009 09:55:16

Congrats Morris, and then there was one - Garrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Plumby  
22/12/2009 22:44:04
15-15
Podge  
22/12/2009 21:25:13
fine by me Aubrey but Rachel be disappointed
Kev  
22/12/2009 20:33:54
Click for more info

congrats morris - when's the stag party - can simon davies come?

plumby you ginger cock and horse I could Have sworn I spotted you in paris and wearing a leather waistcoat

Audrey  
22/12/2009 16:05:43
any xmas biking planed boys loads of choices ? but podge no meeting in penblewin carpark ok !!!
Horse  
22/12/2009 14:23:12
nice work plumby, keep me updated!!! 
Plumby  
22/12/2009 13:04:53
Click for more info I thought you might like to see what's going on elsewhere on the web on facebook.
Audrey  
22/12/2009 12:00:30
congrats copper!! you will have 2 brush your teeth change ur pants from now on !!!! this is no gareth thomas cover up now is it ?!!!!!!
Griffster  
22/12/2009 10:04:37
I've been told that Morris even washes sometimes, a changed man.
Podge  
21/12/2009 22:46:00
Aubrey have a word with Morris, "game of chess" etc......
Rob Nic  
21/12/2009 19:22:21
There's no way she's seen his pants or she wouldn't have said yes.
Plumby  
21/12/2009 10:29:44
Yeah, cracking skills Morris.
Horse  
21/12/2009 10:26:51
GUD'ON YA MORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Podge  
19/12/2009 14:09:45
Griff your on fire
Griffster  
19/12/2009 10:33:01
Only his own.
Rob Nic  
18/12/2009 19:07:44
Yep.He loves views.
Podge  
18/12/2009 13:01:28
Horse you better ask Kenny
Marve  
17/12/2009 18:42:52

That sounds really fucking boring.

Horse  
17/12/2009 17:35:46

I've booked 4 tickets to go and see this,  3 of them up for grabs.  it should be well worth a squint.  if more people want in i've booked seats G4,5,6&7

Griffster  
16/12/2009 14:24:40
I thought I'd seen it all until I saw Carthorse on the dance floor sat night.
Plumby  
16/12/2009 10:36:40
...big enough for the loot.
Rob Nic  
16/12/2009 10:00:52
I don't have a taxi
Plumby  
15/12/2009 23:20:12
I thought it would have been the talk of the farming community, together with how much Robbie Nich is taxing off you every year.
Kev  
15/12/2009 19:57:01
thanks for telling me about kiwis leaving party!
Horse  
14/12/2009 18:49:50
what life would be like for a child who has plumby's gingervitis and aubreys sweed
Horse  
14/12/2009 18:30:29
hey Heeeed, werent there 4 squares next to eachother to fit your

Gargantuan sweed??

Audrey  
14/12/2009 17:58:34

good idea 2 do photo in black and white so leight's is mates don't realize ur a ginger !!!!

 

Plumby  
13/12/2009 12:21:59
Click for more info Here's the final version of the picture.
Plumby  
12/12/2009 11:47:21

Kiwi's leaving party at the club tonight



Athletic kick off at 2pm. Bring-a-bow.
Richy Morris  
11/12/2009 22:04:50
well f&*£ me, im the only one who turned up for the invation!! magic in motion was the one podge, also next generation are pretty good too.
Plumby  
11/12/2009 22:04:46
had this discussion with some fellow jnt's earlier. we'll be there. in a hell of a state. but we'll be there.
Podge  
11/12/2009 22:00:18
No JNT in this years Santa Run!!??!! there are only three teams entered yet, no TROTS or Tri Club. Guys you could be in line for one of the two team prizes (Trophies and Pembrokeshire Leisure free passes - thanks Gary)
Plumby  
10/12/2009 18:39:18
79 my arse.
Martyn Bo  
10/12/2009 14:15:10
then
Griffster  
10/12/2009 14:04:29
10.7.79  10lbs 1oz mam said I was like a little ray of sunshine and I had a fringe.
Podge  
09/12/2009 19:17:54
thats the one Richie said - thanks remember now. Griff I need your date of birth for the CBR check. Rob the Chemist is very fussy about his baby sitters
Horse  
09/12/2009 18:20:16
'magic in motion' are good podge
Podge  
09/12/2009 16:48:15
Griff mun, it's not for me it's for the family!
Bezler  
09/12/2009 15:41:09
They do now !!!
Plumby  
09/12/2009 14:46:00
don't they know who you are?!
Bezler  
09/12/2009 14:16:56

If you are staying in the Talbot for Brownys  wedding check with them about your bookings as they had mucked up mine all ok now though.

Rob Nic  
09/12/2009 13:10:38

No.

What goes around comes around though:

"PLUMBY                                                                14/10/09  20.21.05

"Hilarious play on words there rob. You should write it down" "
Griffster  
09/12/2009 13:09:32

Morris what time does it all kick off?   Podge you dont need lessons just do as I say.

Plumby  
09/12/2009 11:59:40
Thanks Robert. Did Helen explain it?
Rob Nic  
09/12/2009 09:41:06
Hilarious play on words there Plumb. You should write that down.
Podge  
08/12/2009 22:21:52
Richie what was the name of the ski school you were telling me about?
Richy Morris  
08/12/2009 20:38:32

i have found the salad griff, its with your tools in the nell gwynne!!

remember, we are invading london this weekend. has shads told you kev?!

Plumby  
08/12/2009 15:50:03
Where's that?
Kenny  
08/12/2009 15:35:40

Sorry Marve

I went to far !!

Marve  
08/12/2009 14:02:47
Not happy about the reference to Plumby's "hippy mates" there Kenny. Lets just get one thing clear, I am not Plumby's mate.
Kenny  
07/12/2009 22:50:01

Plumby

Just seen a few pictures of you and your hippy mates on your 30th in the Climate change summit at Copenhagen. Looks just like out side the Tafarn sinc.

Kenny  
07/12/2009 22:38:27
What happend in London then boys ?? 
Audrey  
07/12/2009 21:59:54
plum don't send card yet i've got something 2 add !!  cow you still alive? it's all so quiet? in the words of robbie" why should he be happy all his life" !!!!!!!!!!!!
Horse  
07/12/2009 15:02:34

Many thanks to those that have been good to their word and coughing up the sponsorship cash for the cardiff half marathon.  for the rest of you the link is below.....play the game innit!!  if you didnt offer anything you can still play aswell!

Plumby  
05/12/2009 11:17:44
Simon, whats your address? I'd like to send you a Christmas card this year.
Kev  
03/12/2009 19:37:26
do you ever get that feeling what goes around comes around..
Horse  
03/12/2009 17:49:39

bam boff sock crash whamm pow zap splatt awkkkkkk zzzzzwap zgruppp kapow pow powie crunch boff aieee uggh pow ooooff awkkkkkk bonk kapow  powie zowie vronk cr-r-a-a-ck splatt biff boff eee-yow kapow................

Audrey  
03/12/2009 17:13:09
i have seen worse things DONE  on tour !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simon Davies  
03/12/2009 08:04:59

Audrey likes a good power nap.

Bezler  
02/12/2009 23:41:13
You guys can have a few at the club you mean ??!!!!
Podge  
02/12/2009 20:28:59
Plumby don't bother asking Aubrey he didnt see anything!
Griffster  
02/12/2009 16:21:00
Cant say, but I will tell you this it was a golden moment in my life. Morris where's the salad?
Plumby  
02/12/2009 15:17:30
Bez, i've told everyone on the thread on Facebook to be at the club at 2pm. We can have a beer then shoot across to Whitland once the Jennings' are ready.

Now will someone tell me what the hell happened to Audrey?!
Bezler  
02/12/2009 13:07:57

Can you ring me Tim G and Marv re Brownys wedding re- The Mini bus

Diolch 07818236201 or 02920 332288
Audrey  
01/12/2009 21:18:16
 don't let the truth get in the way of a good story ! q  tc
Podge  
01/12/2009 20:38:18
Sorry... but this is uncanny!
Higgy  
01/12/2009 13:38:46
"Should have gone to Specsavers" then he might have seen it coming.
Podge  
01/12/2009 13:25:45
Click for more info Next time he's gonna be ready!!!
Rob Nic  
01/12/2009 11:35:15

Aubrey , next time

Plumby  
30/11/2009 22:47:41
Kev  
27/11/2009 21:01:19
but it was Marie!
Kev  
27/11/2009 20:59:50
quel idea plumby!!
Plumby  
27/11/2009 17:43:03
dont tell shads, but i passed his farm today and Kev was leading a cow with a dress on into the house.
Richy Morris  
27/11/2009 06:45:09
now that's what i call a day out marve, you should be in charge!
Marve  
26/11/2009 19:04:22
I'm enthusiastic for a cosy pub with an open fire and a dart board.
Bill  
26/11/2009 08:30:51
I won't be there for the eco- tour...but would be enthusiastic about a beer later!
Bezler  
25/11/2009 15:47:00
I know Plumbly thrives in the limelight but he does share his birthday with a chainsaw ( Rhys) and myself on Saturday I hope you all enjoy walking in the hillsides on Saturday
Plumby  
25/11/2009 15:05:33
Its our enthusiasm to be enthusiastic that sets us apart from the chainsaws.
Podge  
25/11/2009 14:01:07
isn't Jase the nicest guy you know?
Jase  
24/11/2009 23:01:43
Still not sure what it is but I'll try and be enthusiastic about going.
Kev  
24/11/2009 21:38:35
love to make it plumby but big daddy has me working this weekend while he's on the piss!
Tim Griff  
24/11/2009 20:45:19
That sounds... umm... inspired Plumby.
Podge  
24/11/2009 17:06:08
sounds great
Plumby  
24/11/2009 13:12:20
Holla holla,

As you may be aware its the mighty TP is 30 on Saturday. Those wishing to involve themselves in the celebrations should make their way to the rugby club car-park by 12 o'clock on Saturday. Bring some waterproofs and wellies if you have them.

The plan (depending on the weather) is an 'Natures Pantry' tramp across the hills. Mother nature will be providing us with refreshments en'route. We will be finishing in the Tafarn Zinc for further refreshments before moving back down to Narberth.

We will be back in the rugby club in time for the Wales vs Oz game so for those not wishing to enjoy the alfresco boozing you can meet us there after.

Peace and love.

Plumby
Kev  
21/11/2009 20:29:40
its piviot steer you knob plumby!
Plumby  
21/11/2009 13:46:12
The 2010 Pembrokeshire Triathlon is now open for entries! Dam it! Its on the 3rd of July. I'm up for the swim if anyone else fancies getting involved in a 2 or 3 man team.
Plumby  
20/11/2009 22:40:58
Interesting how you vets are targeting 40 year olds as your 'must haves' these days.

Kev, you were driving that matbro like a maniac, have you got your rear steer license?... or hasn't Shads mentioned that yet?
Higgy  
20/11/2009 22:33:18
Floods and cancelled games - a little something to lift the gloom. kylie_minogue_agent_provocateu
Kev  
20/11/2009 20:16:48
Click for more info plumby you should slow down and what is an eco pub crawl?
Griffster  
20/11/2009 13:15:27
Last night there was floods, gale force winds and obviously  mountain biking in Canaston woods. Stupid is as stupid does.
Tim Griff  
19/11/2009 21:13:33
Click for more info I thought WE had it big last weekend... this is what the Irish were dealing with!
Marve  
19/11/2009 19:43:08

But hell will freeze over before I spend £98.00 on a bloody cookpot!

Marve  
19/11/2009 19:37:52

Stop making up quotes for me! It makes a mockery of the entire site.

 

Bezzler. I'm not sure what you are talking about.

Plumby  
19/11/2009 14:03:55


Hear ye, hear ye.

As you may know my 30th Birthday is fast approaching.

To mark the occasion and to help it pass I would like it if you could join me on an Eco Pub Crawl. This will take place a week on Saturday, the 28th of November.

If you're not attending Bo's London stag keep the date free and more information will follow shortly.
Kiwi  
18/11/2009 19:53:23
Member added succesfully
Bezler  
18/11/2009 16:11:18

Marv you will be giving more than what Morris gives for weddings !!!

Hes still got  a stash of £1 notes!!

Bezler  
18/11/2009 16:09:35
My singing career will start in Bows wedding
Bezler  
18/11/2009 16:07:52

There is a progarmme all about Narberth on S4C tonight called "Bro"

Its on after about 8.30 sometime.

Its got features on Princes gate water etc

Horse  
18/11/2009 09:12:24

Going away party for Leyton in the club on the 12th december, all welcome.  Can you let me know if your coming and if your bring the missus so Mandy has an idea for food

Podge  
17/11/2009 22:55:20
No excuses Tim, the Santa run is actually in the afternoon, plenty of time to recover
Tim Griff  
17/11/2009 22:01:31
Cow... you getting married at 8:45am?!  I'm not sure I'll have slept off the bus journey Bow by then.
Tim Griff  
17/11/2009 21:59:12
Santa race could be painful for those taking part this year... 13 Dec... that's the morning after the night of the 12th
Podge  
17/11/2009 12:14:49
Bezler, here's a job for you, go down and sort it out!!!!
Plumby  
16/11/2009 23:04:27
No problem.

We've decided the gift list you've put together is a bit wafty, so we've all chipped in for some of these for you
Cow  
16/11/2009 22:48:19
Cheers for the counter Plumby.  Makes it seem more real seeing that somehow.
Martyn Bo  
13/11/2009 10:10:16

Steven, Mammy says stop talking dirty on the interweb.

 

Shh I shouldn't be on here, big brother is watching

Podge  
12/11/2009 21:10:54
Steve, I hope your asking the question before you get into it! by the way a couple of catering packs of powdered gelatine works a treat in hot tubs, it should have time to set before he returns.
Horse  
12/11/2009 17:57:17

no way were they allowed to build up to full capacity...!?

Rob Nic  
12/11/2009 13:00:55
If you've emptied your collosul clusters I expect you'll need a new pool.
Stevie Bo  
12/11/2009 10:22:09

anyone know how to get sperm out of geds spa pool?

he's away for the weekend and we're housitting

Horse  
09/11/2009 12:56:38

To all of you who kindly pledged me some sponsorship for the Cardiff half marathon, many thanks again.  You can follow the link below to my fundraising page and give the money directly to the ms society. 

Jase- i'll give you your cash back and you can use this page so that they can claim the tax back.

Cow  
08/11/2009 21:58:49

"I think green's my colour...what do you reckon?"

Bloody hell

Horse  
06/11/2009 20:59:48
Bobby - " Are those cuban heels Mike"?
Plumby  
06/11/2009 17:51:17
"In Bobbies eyes the black sheep of the 98-00 youth side just got a little bit blacker"
Plumby  
06/11/2009 15:35:01
Click for more info Ah, cheers for that Podge.

Here we have the first entry for the caption competition.
Podge  
06/11/2009 15:13:14
Aubrey's dogging box, sorry need to clarify, it's a box to stand on to help him see into the car window
Horse  
06/11/2009 15:01:32
just stuck my photo's from my camera on to my computer..... now they say a picture is worth a thousand words, but what i'd like to know is what are the words that are being uttered here............er que plumby with the picture........plumby...........?? (i cant reduce the size of the pic see)
Plumby  
06/11/2009 14:01:43
I don't think he can reach them.

What's all this about Dianes box?
Richy Morris  
06/11/2009 13:35:41
Were they the interior lights of your 'lor lorder' Aubs?!
Podge  
05/11/2009 00:27:30
35 quid still outstanding, next time bring a box with you
Audrey  
04/11/2009 22:55:07
i gave diane the 35 quid when she turned off the interior light and wound the window down
Podge  
03/11/2009 23:47:54
plumby i sent you a couple of messages on one of your email addresses cheers
Podge  
03/11/2009 23:46:55
Bows Stag is the last weekend in Nov 27th, 28th, 29th ( well I got a pass for that weekend so hope it is) Dunno about the specials,sold tickets due to swine flu Ah Aubrey's out dogging again
Horse  
03/11/2009 17:24:28
Not sure if thats Bow's stag#1 weekend.  if not i'll come support and assist...and thats it.....I'm too young mun!
Rob Nic  
03/11/2009 13:16:13
Veterans game against Fishguard 21/11/09. Bus leaving Narberth 10.30. KO 12ish . Watch Wales Argentina after. Bus tour home calling at all the old favorites. Text or call me if you are available. Supporters and assistance with colostomy bags welcome.
Horse  
03/11/2009 11:16:24

........at 7.30!!

 

Podge, how were the Specials?

Horse  
03/11/2009 11:13:43
The word on the street is that there my be a rare sighting of pembrokeshire's smallest man in the woods of minwear tomorrow night.  anyone keen to witness the spectacle should be at the minwear carpark with lights and a bike!!
Griffster  
02/11/2009 20:30:30
I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!';
Horse  
02/11/2009 18:29:42
Plumby, I've got a mobile modem for my computer.....impressed??
Plumby  
02/11/2009 17:31:23
Good effort old timers on Friday for making the appearance. Nice to see Martin Bo's on the battle field and in good form up in Aber. Excellent impromptu involvement by Bill and an even bigger effort from Lisa picking him up at 11 o'clock!

Unlucky to Timmy G having a rotten crab kicked at him by Griff. This puts Anthony Griff Griff back on top and is now the new old Griff.
Bill  
02/11/2009 12:03:19
ye...one night was enough and I left early...good to catch up!
Cow  
02/11/2009 10:35:51

Awesome to see you all on the weekend and a pleasure getting smashed with you as always.  Still in bits here...these weekends definitely take a lot more recovering from with age. 

Some of you real elder statesmen must go through the pain barrier.

Plumby  
30/10/2009 17:56:36
No...
Griffster  
30/10/2009 14:05:20
Plumpy change my name back you cock!
Griffster  
30/10/2009 14:03:59
Are we having a bet on which bits of Cow get broken?
Jase  
28/10/2009 20:15:12
You got NO hope Cow
Cow  
28/10/2009 13:39:29

Cheers Plumby.  Looking forward to seeing you all and hitting the self-destruct button.  Anyone welcome to join for any part of it.

Am just going to keep telling myself it will all be alright...

Plumby  
28/10/2009 11:43:39
Two days to go before Cows stag. Outline plan is as follows...

Friday 8:00PM: Exiles and English arrive in Tenby on bus obliterated followed by further obliteration

Saturday 8:30AM: Meet at the muster station on hostel for evacuation. Hit Freshwater East for cliff hopping/hoping.

Saturday 2:00PM: Meet at Narb RFC for liquid accessorising and move out. Hit Zinc, Bessies and some other pubs en route to Aberystwyth.

Saturday 5-7:00PM: On it in Aber.

Sunday: Get home.
Bill  
21/10/2009 19:11:13
ye legs not to bad now should be ok for the santa run! Plumby 2.03hrs so will try again next year & yes book me in for the Aber trip...Griff great pictures...we have a few more sponsors lined up for the Athletic so keep up the good work!
Horse  
21/10/2009 18:00:51
So, Frank.....although i got a slightly better time than you on sunday i bet you've recovered better than me......my legs are still ruined, although today i was able to look at stairs without breaking down in tears!!!  How're you shaping up?
Rob Nic  
20/10/2009 16:02:15
Made me laugh.
Bezler  
19/10/2009 16:42:16
"Top of the pool having a laugh"
Horse  
19/10/2009 15:38:52
d'you know, thats exactly how i crossed the finish line yesterday, legs gone, knees 1st but with a slightly more pain on my face!!
Plumby  
19/10/2009 14:30:03
Click for more info Elegance, beauty and poise... all of which escaped Griff scoring this try.

More on the NarberthRFC web site.
Plumby  
18/10/2009 21:49:46
Whispers of todays half-marathon results are trickling in. Rumour has it Potato crossed in an impressive (considering the total lack of training) 1 hour 50. Father Billian Frank the 3rd crossed some 10 imuntes later, whether he made it under the 2 hour barrier is as yet, unknown.
Bill  
16/10/2009 18:53:31

Hey Bohata your not the only one doin the cardiff half...I hope to follow in your slip stream!! 

 Hope the athletic do well tomorrow...we have shaksby sponsoring in the folly farm suit....we could end up with more sponsors for the athletic than the 1st....

Kev  
15/10/2009 20:45:53
any watches get your watches
Horse  
14/10/2009 22:02:42
an alternative to cycling accross the preseli's to st davids on the 14th of november.   Chinny, time to dust off your bike!
Plumby  
14/10/2009 20:12:58
Hilarious play on words there rob. You should write that down.

Hear me now! I'm putting in another order for JNT attire. About £10 for a tee and £15 for a hoody. Different colours this time. Let me know.
Rob Nic  
14/10/2009 13:14:34
I see a roof
Horse  
14/10/2009 11:58:32

part of an email i just received....

"Dear Jaime,

All of us at the Cardiff Half Marathon team wish you the best of luck with your race this Sunday. This is what all those months of working hard with your training have been about!......"

I think i can see a floor in my preparations....


Plumby  
13/10/2009 17:26:55
Horse, no worries, i'll hook you up with some green when i see you next.

Saturday was legendary, proper good hwyl in the club after beating Whitland. Matty nailed the raffle, shame you know who got naked, but then that's the way of it i guess, it was that cold either, no matter what he says.

Athletic boozing is back.
Podge  
12/10/2009 21:41:40
the entry closed early this year. I've entered if anyone wants my place(I've had to pull out due to a corn on my left foot) they are welcome to it. Exceptional performance after they game on Saturday by the athletic boys. I haven't seen from a member of the coaching staff smash so many glasses since Supa Kev and Keith Eaton discussing selection
Horse  
12/10/2009 17:45:28

And then there was one......

After all the talk of a big turnout for the Diff half marathon it whittled down to me and Tony, who casually dropped it into conversation yesterday that he hadn't entered....!!

Anyway, I'm running for the Multiple Sclerosis Society which is what my Mum suffered with and to be honest it's ordinary at best.  If anyone would like to sponsor me you can text/call/use this site to pledge,

many thanks

 

 

Jase  
12/10/2009 13:42:39
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW  ATHLETIC ON FIRE!!!!
Plumby  
11/10/2009 11:41:45
Narberth Athletic 27
Whitland 2nds 7
Jase  
08/10/2009 11:28:41
Ta boys.
Bezler  
05/10/2009 14:35:38
Better congratulate Jason and Sarah then.
Plumby  
05/10/2009 08:50:19
You guys were lucky you made it back from Munich in one piece.

stitching-up-faces-at-oktoberfest
Richy Morris  
03/10/2009 11:44:42

As Richie Benaud would say 'that's a super shot that jase, marvellous effort all round'!!

Top stuff jakey, and to sarah.

Podge  
03/10/2009 10:52:09
Good man Jase! and Sarah of course!
Plumby  
03/10/2009 08:41:26
yeah, good sperm mate.
Tim Griff  
02/10/2009 19:00:52
Good work to you and your sperm Jase... been meaning to give you a ring since Sarah spilt the beans.  Congratulations both!
Kev  
01/10/2009 17:46:26

Bezzler why did u go to boarding school? you can't spell!

Oh I remember now for the midnight screems of delight!!!!!!

Anyone for Prague - leaving sun back wed - pepsi and shirley so far

Bezler  
01/10/2009 13:38:21
It was an honour and a prievelage!!!
Audrey  
30/09/2009 22:20:39
fuck bows ur still alive ! thought you'd been in that sumooo army!Good job bezzlers loooaded 2 pay your bail kev?how you going 2 pay him back ?
Tim Griff  
30/09/2009 22:07:56

Oh yes Horse, of course I have... but why did he have the flamingo, the jet ski and 64 cuban cigars?

Kev?!

Stevie Bo  
30/09/2009 00:38:31

Just heard on Radio NZ about Kev. Reporter mentioned 'soliciting', maybe the cop said no!!!!

Horse  
29/09/2009 17:04:13
Come on Griff mun, haven't you ever heard of a pokey piss??
Kev  
28/09/2009 20:48:03

 

 

takin a piss

copper wrote me a ticket for 60 - might have swore at him ended up with face firmly in the tarmac

Tim Griff  
28/09/2009 17:34:23

If it was just a piss Kev, why did you have your finger up your arse?

That's what I heard.

Plumby  
28/09/2009 16:41:27
Marve said it was a shit.
Kev  
28/09/2009 16:21:15
before the rumours start I was just taking a piss
Rob Nic  
28/09/2009 09:16:24
enlighten please
Plumby  
27/09/2009 22:55:12
oh... don't you know about Kev's incident with the police on Saturday night?
Rob Nic  
27/09/2009 22:24:54
Why?
Kev  
27/09/2009 20:56:54
i don't like cells
Richy Morris  
26/09/2009 12:25:20

Horse, Arrowtown pies are good but not when you have a belly full of that cocktail shit from the Cazbar!!

Tim Griff  
26/09/2009 08:20:21
Click for more info 4
Tim Griff  
26/09/2009 08:19:45
Click for more info 3
Tim Griff  
26/09/2009 08:19:10
Click for more info 2
Tim Griff  
26/09/2009 08:18:22
Click for more info 1
Tim Griff  
26/09/2009 08:15:45
Click for more info

Tempting a lesbian away from the familiar comfort of the growler... that's no mean feat! Regardless of her shoulder width and facial hair status!

Was he technically the 'girl' in the brief relationship?

Give us a something to go on, rank these in order of similarity to Kiwi's lovely lady friend...

Plumby  
25/09/2009 15:54:21
Any estimates on weight and height?

Just to build the full picture...
Marve  
25/09/2009 15:33:32

I'm sorry Plumb I can't spill any beans on Kiwi, what goes on tour stays on tour.

But I will say this, Kiwi Pashed a very butch lesbo.

Jase  
25/09/2009 09:51:56
Horse make sure you ask him about the she man?
Horse  
25/09/2009 07:19:05

going to have a haggis'n mash session round leightons tonight to prise out the gossip.  Anyone keen text me and i'll cut you in on the food! 

Morris, went to a gourmet pie resturant last night, choice of pie, choice of mash and choice of gravy, not quite as good as arrowtown (the best pies in the world) but definitely up there!!!

Plumby  
24/09/2009 20:51:52
Marve, spill the beans on kiwi. He was a shell of a man in training tonight!
Plumby  
24/09/2009 09:17:53
Marve, your last comment has ruined training for me tonight, i was really looking forward to asking Jase if you were still alive.

After your previous Oktoberfest effort, is it now 2-0 or 1-1 ?
Simon Davies  
23/09/2009 21:55:12
who the f*** is mansel thomas griff???
Rob Nic  
23/09/2009 20:22:46
Podge : S&S gold.
Marve  
23/09/2009 20:00:20
I'm not going to lie to you horse, Kiwi is a fucking legend!
Horse  
23/09/2009 17:34:42

Yeah nice quote Marv, but i got a text from Jase at 2.15 our time saying "Have a guess who finished their stein first?"  Fair play tyo the boy!!!.....but on the flip side of the coin i did get a text from you 2 hrs later saying "Can you pick Kiwi up?"  2 hours to ruin himself, thats a good effort by anyone's standards!!!

Podge, I cant listen to anything till tomorrow, keep me posted on whats going on...I've been giggling all afternoon about this one!!!!!

Bezler  
23/09/2009 16:48:28

Too much home brew in Llandislio!!!!

Podge  
23/09/2009 14:03:01
we are not alone...........
Record000.mp3
Podge  
23/09/2009 14:01:04
Click for more info This is very spooky!, I urge anyone who was in the Llandysilio area around 11pm on the 12th of September to contact the journalist concerned!!
Podge  
18/09/2009 13:21:34
It could only happen in Canada hmmm and Maenclochog
Podge  
15/09/2009 22:41:14
neither do we
Plumby  
10/09/2009 15:48:08
I dont know what the hell is going on here, but i want a go!
Plumby  
07/09/2009 14:55:20
Matt Page, the guy who won the Brechfa Enduro just won his first 24hr enduro event... 250 miles! Its a good read actually..
Marve  
06/09/2009 18:08:30
He's better than Anthoneeeeey!
Griffster  
06/09/2009 17:35:00
WHAT THE HELL?????????????????????????
Tim Griff  
06/09/2009 15:18:11
He should adopt the flour hair dust... it makes him look strawberry blonde!
Plumby  
06/09/2009 11:05:12
Click for more info haha, Kenny was on good form in the club last night! Ask him about his theory on the techiological advances in aviation.

Anyhoo, heres one of Cow last weekend, the morning after!
Podge  
06/09/2009 10:47:52
class! Behind the scenes view of Ken's time in charge of Haverfordwest!!
Tim Griff  
05/09/2009 21:33:38
Yep... it feels good ! !
Tim Griff  
05/09/2009 21:30:57
 
Tim Griff  
05/09/2009 21:30:47
 
Tim Griff  
05/09/2009 21:30:37
 
Tim Griff  
05/09/2009 21:30:22
 
Tim Griff  
05/09/2009 21:30:12
 
Tim Griff  
05/09/2009 21:30:01
 
Tim Griff  
05/09/2009 21:29:38
 
Horse  
04/09/2009 16:50:45

Right, I've just registered for the Cardiff run.  Anyone wanting to join a few of us who're running to rais money for the MS Society have to register by going to this link

 

http://www.cardiffhalfmarathon.co.uk/

then once you've done that follow this little puppy

http://beatms.mssociety.org.uk/NetCommunity/Page.aspx?pid=674

and register yourself with them to get a pack and all that bumff!!   

Plumby  
04/09/2009 10:35:10
The group have spoken. The changes have been made.
Horse  
04/09/2009 09:18:04

come on morris get up to speed.....

 

THE GFIFF IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE GRIFF!!!!

Richy Morris  
04/09/2009 07:10:18
coz thats his name jase!!
Jase  
03/09/2009 23:33:21

More to the point why does your name still have Tim in front of it?

Marve  
03/09/2009 18:27:27
Good question Griff.
Tim Griff  
02/09/2009 22:32:16
Why does Tony's name still come up as Griffster on here?!
Podge  
02/09/2009 16:47:59
too much information Griff
Griffster  
02/09/2009 13:52:33

Oooooo I'm stiff as a board.

Plumby  
01/09/2009 19:32:11
Tooooooooooonnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Plumby  
31/08/2009 19:56:30
Click for more info Photos are filtering through of Kiwis BBQ yesterday.
Horse  
28/08/2009 09:39:46

RE: "This is an official invite open to everyone....."

Nice one Plumby!!!  Yes its kicking off between 2-3 and grub will be after some booze.  Let me know if your coming so we can sort out the food innit!!

Plumby  
27/08/2009 16:36:03
nice...

Kiwi's Snags'n'Slags Night

We all have to come dressed as a slag or a snag.
Griffster  
27/08/2009 16:29:18
Can I bring some snags instead?
Plumby  
27/08/2009 15:57:30
Event: This is an official open invite to anyone (except Horse) who wants to come to a party on Sunday. Its in Kiwi's house. Bring a tent, a bottle and some slags for Kiwi and Marve.
Podge  
26/08/2009 19:17:51
I'm glad now I didn't go to Edinburgh
Stevie Bo  
24/08/2009 08:23:13
finally found someone who dances as good as robbie nich, about the same age too?
Podge  
22/08/2009 14:12:47
Griff, my knees are asking me the same question
Griffster  
22/08/2009 10:37:39
Why do I feel the need to go through that again.
Plumby  
21/08/2009 17:28:46
...and me
Podge  
21/08/2009 14:56:19
I'm in Horsey
Horse  
21/08/2009 13:59:48
just getting cardiff half marathon together, how many people are going to run for the MS Society??  ideally send me a text asap and i'll crack on
Podge  
21/08/2009 12:32:01
Anyone interested in this years Pembrokeshire District Junior Rugby assoc dinner in Cleddau Bridge Hotel on Friday the 25th of September. Last years speakers were good but this years promise to be better, with Gareth "coochie" Chilcott headlining and comedian Andy Rudge, of whom Former England and Spurs Captain Steve Perryman said, "You are so funny mate, without a doubt the best we've had!" obviously Christian Gross wasn't considered. Tickets 35 table of 8 to fill, plus added bonus this year of not subsidising my tour!!! Kenny can you book a mini bus and driver???
Podge  
20/08/2009 00:35:30
Click for more info essential Autumnal reading...
Plumby  
19/08/2009 17:02:04
Pre-half-marathon-jaunt anyone?
Kev  
17/08/2009 21:53:33

robbie 2c - what dates r u goin and is there any room

Griffster  
17/08/2009 13:13:19
And I thought Dylan liked a 69.
Plumby  
17/08/2009 12:30:45
Click for more info A few snaps from yesterdays Brechfa Enduro. These are the only ones i've found online so far.
Plumby  
17/08/2009 12:20:20
Click for more info surprise surprise!
Marve  
16/08/2009 18:46:53
I suggest we have a vote on whether we actually hope Shads feels better.
Kev  
16/08/2009 14:15:00
hopes shads get better after spewing his ring up last in marie' leather bin!
Marve  
15/08/2009 15:07:37
I suggest we have a vote on whether Aubrey's head is in fact abnormally large.
Kev  
15/08/2009 10:59:59
Member added successfully
Podge  
14/08/2009 21:26:09
Plumby I like your tactics! target our one common denominator....
Plumby  
14/08/2009 16:21:59
These debates are good fun an all' but how do you think it makes Audrey feel? Bald or not he'll still have a fuckin big head!
Podge  
14/08/2009 16:10:52
You could dye it?!?!
Griffster  
14/08/2009 13:10:23
NEVER! I will always have the memory of a full head of brown hair which is much better than a lifetime of ginger.
Podge  
12/08/2009 22:45:25
Griff if you had the option of having your hair restored but it would regrow ginger, would you take it?
Plumby  
12/08/2009 17:15:56
At last, someone puts it into words...
Podge  
11/08/2009 22:41:23
Bezler, bad idea, will start off as a little bit of fun then cause arguments, beer gets thrown and Marve ends in tears. Seen it all before....
Rob Nic  
11/08/2009 22:09:00
I suggest we have a vote on whether we want to have a vote or not
Bezler  
11/08/2009 14:01:08

I sugest we have a vote as to who provides  the most comedy value on this site.

I personally think the new additons have provided us with an added dimension.

Any views???

Jamie B can you ring me when you get a chance thanks.

Kenny  
09/08/2009 11:02:40
Sorry Tim ! but I can't get them any bigger !
Plumby  
08/08/2009 12:46:10
Griffster  
08/08/2009 11:59:34
mmmmmmmmm, hiding!
Plumby  
07/08/2009 16:04:56
Click for more info Here's the picture everyone's been talking about, basically its me giving Griff a absolute hiding.
Plumby  
06/08/2009 13:51:36
Ninja Squirrel
Plumby  
06/08/2009 09:50:09
Kenny, ask Nia if she can resize your pictures for you.
Kenny  
05/08/2009 23:44:24
Click for more info

Jacko last public appearance  

The A team before the race with special guest Michael Jackson  

Plumby  
04/08/2009 22:23:52
hehehe
Podge  
04/08/2009 21:50:56
Christ I cant remember doing that!!
Plumby  
04/08/2009 20:24:00
Click for more info Just working through my photos now. Here is my personal favourite so far. A broken Griff nursing a fucked elbow and bike against the beautiful yet untamed slopes of Meribel.
Plumby  
04/08/2009 13:27:08
Biking in Les Arcs and Meribel - TICK
Rob Nic  
03/08/2009 15:19:46
Busy in work Kenny?
Kenny  
03/08/2009 10:33:40
Click for more info Police have just had new pictures of last weeks bank robbers making their escape thought Narberth Town . If you have any information please contact PC W.Jones
Kenny  
03/08/2009 10:29:16
Click for more info Any one know this polish nurse?
Kenny  
03/08/2009 10:20:24
Click for more info >Back to Normality at Young Bros “Is that Griff in the background trying to catch up”
Marve  
01/08/2009 16:50:04

I may have a bash at it Browny.

 

Cow  
01/08/2009 11:09:22

Who has entered the Cardiff half marathon?  Reckon I'll sign up.

Tim Griff  
30/07/2009 20:55:34
There you go Anthony... more evidence that I am the real Griff.  (Desperate I know, considering the author, but I'll take what I can get)
Kenny  
29/07/2009 22:18:00
JLS hits France ???? Did not know you liked them Tim
Griffster  
29/07/2009 14:30:20
JNT hits France tomorrow, big style!
Marve  
24/07/2009 20:53:41
Lets tone these quotes down a bit. My mamgu could be reading this.
Tim Griff  
24/07/2009 19:54:03
Why would Kenny take the time to censor his swearing on this page... allbeit occasionally?  It's got me baffled.
Podge  
24/07/2009 17:11:19
If Gerrard played for Arsenal he would have spat in the guys face and gone home for a bum with Arsene xx
Kenny  
24/07/2009 17:11:14
 F*cking Amy Winehouse
Podge  
24/07/2009 17:09:52
Bill, Depends who's enforcing the rules, something tells me the Judges in this case wouldn't be lenient, 15 to life ( without parole)
Kenny  
24/07/2009 15:44:39

Gerrard on cctv hitting a innocent member of the public then they pick 12 Liverpool fans call them a Jury, they in turn return a verdict of NOT GUILTY. No guilty even Steve Wonder would have found him guilty. This country is F*cked up drug users want help!  And they get it! What that all about.

After taking to some polish people in Haverfordwest I think Poland is where I should live.

What Fucking next people racing prams from pub to pub  

Bill  
24/07/2009 15:16:38

Podge...I thought you were allowed to look as long as you didn't touch..or have the rules changed!!

Podge  
24/07/2009 14:53:10
DANGER, DANGER, DANGER
Bill  
24/07/2009 11:08:44
Click for more info

Rob the Chemist...enjoying a bit of skiing!!

Plumby  
23/07/2009 21:02:10
Click for more info yes, here we go...
Plumby  
23/07/2009 14:37:14
We did have a slight disadvantage. Photos to follow!
Griffster  
23/07/2009 14:26:15
Big win for the Pen Sgwar team over JNT b in last nights Narberth pram race.
Simon Davies  
22/07/2009 21:54:33
Whilst recently walking through the high security section of Cardiff wales airport,  a voice shouted out from behind the computer......oh oh fafa fini...... fafa fini, upon looking from where the voice came i saw a former tongan international and former narberth legend checking everyone"s hand luggage  as it went through the x ray machine..........it was a long flight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marve  
21/07/2009 21:27:25
You can try if you wish Kenny as you need the practice. (or is it practise)
Marve  
21/07/2009 21:25:41

Don't get smart with me podge!

 

Podge  
21/07/2009 19:48:32
That will teach you to use incorrect punctuation while Rob nic is around.
Marve  
21/07/2009 12:57:46
That'll teach you not to use correct punctuation while Rob nic is around.
Rob Nic  
21/07/2009 09:46:29
Who looks in good shape ? The geatest sportsman alive  or a dead tiger?
Kenny  
18/07/2009 23:06:57

The greatest sports man alive or dead Tiger looks is in pretty good shape to me but he would in HD you must be watching sport on a old tv that make people look bigger than they are Hell even you would look big on one of them.   

Richy Morris  
18/07/2009 08:59:55
how can you call golf a 'sport' ken when you can be fat, unathletic and and still play at the highest level?! 
Rob Nic  
17/07/2009 13:10:28
Wish I had time to watch sport on tv during the day.
Kenny  
16/07/2009 16:52:13

that's ore like it real sport on TV

Cricket the Ashes / Golf the Open

Plumby  
15/07/2009 13:33:36
.. so Mike Cow Brown is having his stag in Pembrokeshire...
Plumby  
13/07/2009 21:01:40
"Congratulations on your efforts at Saturday's event - we hope you enjoyed it! We said it would be a tough course, but we didn't mean for the swim to be 250-300m too long....sorry about that (we did use sophisticated GPS, honest!)."

Email from organisers of Triathlon on Sat.
Plumby  
13/07/2009 09:15:50

Team Swim (1500m) Bike (43k) Run (10k) Total
JNT Team B 34:11 1:30:44 53:35 2:58:29
Cow 37:20 1:34:22 55:53 3:07:34
Tim P 41:22 1:32:46 1:11:47 3:25:54
Matt Evans 37:36 1:52:28 1:11:27 3:41:30

Matt Evans is the guy who went skiing with you guys last year. JNT Team B was Timmy G, Nigel and Mart Bo's.
Plumby  
12/07/2009 23:06:42
Click for more info Some runner and riders (and swimmers) from yesterdays triathlon in Broadhaven. Official results aren't out yet, but it would appear that Mike Brown may haven beaten me. The team of Tim, Nigel and Mart Bo's were the first JNT lot to finish in a time of 2:57
Rob Nic  
11/07/2009 10:01:58
In a hole in Blackburn?
Podge  
10/07/2009 10:44:42
I seen the news today... oh boy! Anyone fancy throwing tomatoes around next time?
Plumby  
08/07/2009 23:09:16
Yeah, i'll have a slice of that.

I understand he'd been trying to sell it to anyone walking past his house in an attempt to hone his sales patter before the big move to Swansea.
Marve  
08/07/2009 21:50:14
Could I put in a vote for Les Hughes's shed.
Podge  
08/07/2009 14:05:46
it's "National Shed Week" this week... Does anyone have a favourite shed / shed story?
Marve  
07/07/2009 19:36:33

He might not like me but my respect for kenny remains strong.

 

Plumby  
07/07/2009 10:39:30
He doesn't like Marve either after stirring up the Chingate08 scandal.

Mart, ready for the Triathlon on Saturday?
Martyn Bo  
07/07/2009 09:54:11
i'd rather lose to w**s than Gogs - guess who said it in Bangor RFC 1998
Martyn Bo  
07/07/2009 09:52:21
itchy socks
Podge  
06/07/2009 22:51:20
Nia's cooking...
Tim Griff  
06/07/2009 21:23:49
Wii...
Richy Morris  
06/07/2009 20:30:38
along with glastonbury, scenery, front 5 forwards and tottenham hotspur
Podge  
06/07/2009 17:52:08
you left out Tenby RFC committee Haverfordwest RFC committee
Plumby  
06/07/2009 17:00:41
Quick summary:

Vegetarians
Homosexuals
People receiving social support
Recreational drug users
Narberth RFC committee
Whitland RFC committee
Wimbledon Tennis Club committee
Tennis
Computer games (esp PS3)
Johnny Morris from no 4 Alpha Flats
The Williams sisters
Galleries
Gordon Thomas
Taggart
Women
John Chins role as 2nds coach
Kenny  
06/07/2009 15:39:43

If the western Telegraph would have reported on the Wimbledon 09 it would look some think like this.

Well it’s official Wimbledon 09 is a laughing stock. The Williams Brother between them picked up their 10 title in the last 11 year’s and the poser in the white coat won his 6 title in 7 year’s some thing must be done about this there is no interest in the final anymore every one knows who going to win.


Every one agrees that the best two players should have smaller bats than their opponents or have their legs tethered together to make it more of an even contest, no one like to see the same old winners old the time, Or better still have a rule in place that states if you win this year then you must be head ball boy next year.


The WT is only doing this so a fair and healthy competition can take place with all the players have a chance of winning.


Gordon Thomas


I hope the Wimbledon committee are as fucking stupid as the Shitland & Narberth committee.

Kenny  
06/07/2009 13:59:47

Yes for a change your right I have been coaching the next generations of coaches for a number of year’s now.

The buffalo leather hat is the one I had during the whole of last season. The reason for hat was quit simple it rained in the morning.

Plumby  
06/07/2009 12:03:21
Kenny, i spotted you on the pitch on Saturday, am i right in thinking you're coaching the next generation of coach? Most of your pupils appeared to be from Crymych and Whitland so that's good news.

Also, what's with the weird leather cowboy hat?
Kenny  
06/07/2009 11:49:09

Morris and Bezler in the ring- Last man standing It would sell out quicker that Take That in the queen Hall.

Somebody make it happen ??? SOON !

Marve  
05/07/2009 19:56:31
Member added succesfully
Podge  
05/07/2009 19:19:21
Bezler, did Morris batter you around the ring???
Podge  
05/07/2009 18:37:24
Bezler and Morris boxing? must have been brutal...
Bezler  
05/07/2009 17:38:13

Ive just returned from hospital because of all the stomach pians ive had since reading this site today!!!

Ti werth y byd Kenny!!! 

What about the Royal Welsh Ken, thats in the summer and the Eisteddfod ???

Ps- Browny the Wee game is stupid Ritchie Morris beat me at Boxing on it, so it just proves your point.

 

Cow  
05/07/2009 00:27:04

Kenny, what's your favourite computer game?

Mine = tetris.

Griffster  
03/07/2009 17:26:18
Just a quick message to anyone looking at this site in normal land, please do not think that the views of certain individuals are shared by anyone who can appreciate all types of sport and lifestyles.
Rob Nic  
03/07/2009 15:51:05
duly noted.
Martyn Bo  
03/07/2009 15:10:37
Watch it Richy, Robbie Nich Is magic
Richy Morris  
03/07/2009 13:32:32

kenny, your a comedy genius!

take note rob nich!

Plumby  
03/07/2009 12:37:55
yeah, computer games and Sky Sports.
Kenny  
03/07/2009 12:18:10

Don’t start me on Computer games.

 They are worst than Alcohol and drugs for young people. 

Martyn Bo  
03/07/2009 12:05:14
I hope little Johnny Morris from no 4 Alpha Flats, Tavernspite isn't reading this he'll be gutted
Kenny  
03/07/2009 11:38:18

To answer your question Cow

And after great deliberation as important as who won the Primary school sack race for year’s 3 and 4 in Tavernspite CP Last Wednesday

Cow  
03/07/2009 10:18:20

I agree there are some very valid points in that rant Kenny.  There is definitely is a lot of fcuking about in tennis.

Even more pointless than tennis is playing tennis on a WII.  I've never had a go on a WII but reckon the concept of playing virtual tennis or virtual any sport in front of a screen in your living room has got to be one of the most pointless activities humans have invented.  Makes fat people believe they are doing exercise.

They have been asking on radio 5 live this morning where people think Murray winning Wimbledon would rank in terms of British sporting achievement.  Kenny, what do you reckon?

Plumby  
02/07/2009 19:30:38
Well I think Kenny has raised some very valid points there, certainly puts Rob Nic's little rant into perspective.
Richy Morris  
02/07/2009 19:01:28
yep, that's the kenny chainsaw i know!!
Kenny  
02/07/2009 16:46:39

What about 20 - 20 Tennis

First player to 20 points win (all over in 2 hours) by the time they knock up and it all over in a day if it does not rain. 

do the women get payed the smae a the men ?? If so how the F* ck  

Kenny  
02/07/2009 16:35:15
I don't go to a gallery
Kenny  
02/07/2009 16:33:05

Richy

Gutted I Missed that one Hewitt  & Roddick. A few facts I don’t know who won the game and to be perfectly honest I don’t give a rat ass.

4 Hours on Court. Let’s cut that down to exactly happens in Tennis game.

         15 Mins Walk on court sit down take out all 57 rackets you have in their  two big bags.

·         15 Mins knock up with opponent cannot understand why this happens.

·         10 Mins changing from racket to another ( there all the fucking same )

·         10 Min drink and some food ( which the Fucking ball boys get for him )

·         Play one game yes one game which last four points in the men’s game unless there a double fault.  During points you must wipe your face, hands, legs and allof the racket every 30 sec then they sit down for five mins. Again order ball boy’s around.  50 Mins to play one game.

·         Games go 1-0, 1 -1, 2-1,2-2, until they reach 6-6 all then tie breaker  

·         My dream job would be to operate hawk eye sorry play station 3. Do people believe that   

·         This goes on until it rains or one player who losing gets injured and give up sorry retires and is unable to carry on. What do the crowd do give him a standing ovation.

·         Out of 4 hours I have worked out that they play for only 23 Mins 44 sec. Except if you’re a British player (which means if your any good you’re not! more like Russia or another iron curtain country but you if you have a Union jack on your racket bag you must be British) you only play three sets where you’re a man or woman.

·         So if you telling me that they played for 4 hours you must be watching a different sport.

·         38 Million A year spent on tennis in London (sorry UK) last winner 1936 BC not a great return.

Richy you must be very busy if you can drop everything to watch to people you never met or likely to meet and watch them play a round on tennis.    

Plumby  
02/07/2009 15:49:00
Kenny, a mate of mine is showing a scultpure piece he's created in this gallery. He gets paid to show it. What do you think of that?
Martyn Bo  
02/07/2009 14:26:47
That's mumbo jumbo
Martyn Bo  
02/07/2009 14:26:12
How much did Cow charge for all that legal mumb jumbo?
Plumby  
02/07/2009 12:23:56
At least the Jews got away without a mention.
Rob Nic  
02/07/2009 11:53:40
...and don't forget; hippies,dolies,veggies,gays,drug users.tennis spectators,english,Taggart,fuc**ng views and rugby players.
Plumby  
02/07/2009 11:34:45
In case any Gypsies or Bulgarians are reading.
Rob Nic  
02/07/2009 11:17:37
Why?
Plumby  
02/07/2009 10:10:26
Kenny, you've just been out ranted by the master.

This may a good time to introduce the SNS Terms and conditions page.
Rob Nic  
02/07/2009 09:58:18

1. Teaching Maths In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?

2. Teaching Maths In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 80% of the price.
What is his profit?

3. Teaching Maths In 1990
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80.
How much was his profit?

4. Teaching Maths In 2000
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20.
Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Maths In 2005
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habit of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. Your assignment: Discuss how the birds and squirrels might feel as the logger cut down their homes just for a measly profit of £20.

6. Teaching Maths In 2009
A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be offensive to Muslims or other religious groups not consulted in the felling licence. He is also fined a £100 as his chainsaw is in breach of Health and Safety legislation as it deemed too dangerous and could cut something. He has used the chainsaw for over 20 years without incident however he does not have the correct certificate of competence and is therefore considered to be a recidivist and habitual criminal. His DNA is sampled and his details circulated throughout all government agencies. He protests and is taken to court and fined another £100 because he is such an easy target. When he is released he returns to find Gypsies have cut down half his wood to build a camp on his land. He tries to throw them off but is arrested, prosecuted for harassing an ethnic minority, imprisoned and fined a further £100. While he is in jail the Gypsies cut down the rest of his wood and sell it on the black market for £100 cash. They also have a leaving BBQ of squirrel and pheasant, and depart leaving behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos sheeting. The forester on release is warned that failure to clear the fly tipped rubbish immediately at his own cost is an offence. He complains and is arrested for environmental pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced £12,000 plus VAT for safe disposal costs by a regulated government contractor.

Your assignment: How many times is the logger going to have to be arrested and fined before he realises that he is never going to make £20 profit by hard work, give up, sign onto the dole and live off the state for the rest of his life?

7. Teaching Maths In 2010
A logger doesn’t sell a lorry load of timber because he can’t get a loan to buy a new lorry because his bank has spent all his and their money on a derivative of securitised debt related to sub- prime mortgages in Alabama and lost the lot with only some government money left to pay a few million pound bonuses to their senior directors and the traders who made the biggest losses.

The logger struggles to pay the £1,200 road tax on his old lorry however, as it was built in the 1970s it no longer meets the emissions regulations and he is forced to scrap it.

Some Bulgarian loggers buy the lorry from the scrap merchant and put it back on the road. They undercut everyone on price for haulage and send their cash back home, while claiming unemployment for themselves and their relatives. If questioned they speak no English and it is easier to deport them at the governments expense. Following their holiday back home they return to the UK with different names and fresh girls and start again. The logger protests, is accused of being a bigoted racist and as his name is on the side of his old lorry he is forced to pay £1,500 registration fees as a gang master.

The Government borrows more money to pay more to the bankers as bonus's are not cheap. The parliamentarians feel they are missing out and claim the difference on expenses and allowances.
You do the maths.

8. Teaching Maths 2017
أ المسجل تبيع حموله شاحنة من الخشب من اجل 100 دولار. صاحب تكلفة الانتاج من
الثمن. < و الربح له؟

Richy Morris  
02/07/2009 08:20:56

being a sports fan ken, what about yesterdays epic match between hewitt and roddick?!

an aussie and a sepo going hammer and tong for 4 hours displaying immense athleticism and skill, now thats sport!

Plumby  
01/07/2009 16:31:38
Pear cider eh?
So you are open to new things.

You should invite a vegetarian homosexual into your house for a day and see how you get on.
Kenny  
01/07/2009 16:10:24

 

Sunny Weather, Holidays, Watching Cricket live, Have a sharp one, Pear Cider, Golf, rugby league, Bar-b-q, time away from Rugby players, beach and Saturdays’ off  

Rob Nic  
01/07/2009 15:28:40
I suggest a new section called "Rant de Jour " where you can express your prejudices and invite reasoned comment.
Cow  
01/07/2009 15:12:55
Any random punters on the web coming across this site with this content would be impressed by what a worldy open minded bunch we are on SnS. Out of interest, what do you enjoy about summer Kenny?
Plumby  
01/07/2009 14:01:11
I literally can't wait to see you Kenny.
This rant is going to be amazing.
Rob Nic  
01/07/2009 12:09:02
This is comedy gold as well as s&s gold.
Richy Morris  
01/07/2009 11:39:41

i thought you would love glastonbury ken with all its lovely scenery!

Martyn Bo  
01/07/2009 08:55:06
Shouting by typing - cool
Kenny  
01/07/2009 00:12:21

Glastonbury is for hippies who are on the dole, vegetarians, gays and drug users only.  Why the government does not try out some chemical bomb for uses in Iraq I don’t know. I‘d rather watch F*cking tennis.

Plumby  
30/06/2009 22:00:18
Kenneth, tennis is like chess with a racket.
Like you're Rab C Nesbit with a WRU jacket.
Tim Griff  
30/06/2009 20:53:48
'til Sunday Kenny.  You should have come to Glastonbury with us Kenny, get away from all those annoying, rowdy tennis fans...
Kenny  
30/06/2009 20:31:16

How long is this Tennis going to last?? Who gives a F*cking if Taggart wins or not. He hates the English and they spend a fortune to cheer him on.   

Plumby  
30/06/2009 15:25:43
Horse  
30/06/2009 00:33:22
Podge, just been looking into the logistics of that trip......realistically, if we're going to include ramsey and skomer island it'll probably mean camping out one night, your thoughts..........?
Plumby  
29/06/2009 13:48:13
Griff and Horse...
Martyn Bo  
29/06/2009 10:50:12

Another one bites the dust

Plumby  
29/06/2009 09:17:24
A little from column A a little from column B.

Cheers for all the texts.
Jase  
28/06/2009 16:15:59
or was it the hash cake that em was feeding him?
Bill  
28/06/2009 14:40:08
Quote from Tim Plumb at Glastobury.."Thanks to the festival srength cider Emma has agreed to marry me!"
Podge  
26/06/2009 16:15:24

there is a method to my madness

 

Martyn Bo  
26/06/2009 14:27:35
WOW Podge,your typing is really coming on, three posts in under a minute- impressive
Podge  
26/06/2009 14:04:45
wow what a storm last night!
Podge  
26/06/2009 14:04:23
yes he has
Podge  
26/06/2009 14:03:54
thanks
Martyn Bo  
26/06/2009 10:04:56
Mork's been quiet, hasn't he?
Rob Nic  
25/06/2009 21:27:36
Ok
Podge  
25/06/2009 19:57:26
somebody please post something...
Horse  
22/06/2009 23:25:21
Here we are Podge, cometh the man.........
Martyn Bo  
22/06/2009 08:58:44
Tato newydd = ardderchog
Horse  
20/06/2009 11:11:29

FAO Griff Robbie and Podge

Boys check out the videos of the black run (2 of).........when do we go??

Griffster  
19/06/2009 13:21:15
asif!
Podge  
18/06/2009 21:21:24
Dylan Haydo brought some money up to the Post Office today and told Diane it was a present for my 40th birthday. He cannot remember who contributed (apparently he gave a fiver) so I am giving a general thank you to those of you on here who may have chipped in and please give everyone else who contributed my thanks.
Podge  
18/06/2009 21:13:23
Martin, How were the Tato newydd?
Simon Davies  
17/06/2009 08:59:20

No my car keys don"t fit in podge"s ashtray anymore!

Kenny  
16/06/2009 21:02:42

Simon ! No there are 12 U10 in the squad. training will take place in july and games will start at the end of August. You will have to sell a few cows to buy all the kit Osian will need.

the squad will be cut down again before the season starts. Has Podge been in contact regarding a little french trip around Feb

Tim Griff  
16/06/2009 09:27:03
Gets me every time that...
Tim Griff  
16/06/2009 09:25:41
Park stage.  Friday 26th. Sub-headliners.
Podge  
15/06/2009 22:18:17
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Simon Davies  
15/06/2009 21:04:44

Ken did you get a buy 1get 25 free blue ink jet cartridges for your computer when you made the under 11"s squad announcement? Is there training tomorrow night?

 

Plumby  
15/06/2009 09:56:29
Robbie - The Horrors...
Plumby  
14/06/2009 21:37:35
at last, somebody who deserves some praise!
Horse  
11/06/2009 23:04:27
here here!!
Rob Nic  
11/06/2009 15:40:23
Martin Bows- s&s gold
Plumby  
11/06/2009 13:31:14
Click for more info Billliiiammmm
Martyn Bo  
10/06/2009 15:50:40

Mork calling Orson

Mork calling Orson

Come in Orson

Bezler  
10/06/2009 14:30:00

Im glad the BNP never did well in Wales but a bit worrying that they managed two seats in the European Parliment .

However Mr Brown carries on regardless amune to all the scandal that surrounds him. The apathy shown by the low turnout last week illustrates how much people have lost faith in those that govern and somehow he/they plod on.

Ryan Jones has been called out on the Lions tour then ( how lucky is he !!!) Poor old "hanner ceinog" class act having to come home. Pity although his time will come again.

Has that man been setenced for the double murders yet ??? Any news ???

 

 

 

Plumby  
10/06/2009 10:52:56
Genuine race results from Sunday...

605 Timothy Plumb 64Mile 4:32:08
757 Bill Ridge 64Mile 4:32:09

Unlucky Billy!

All results here
Martyn Bo  
10/06/2009 08:50:30
DOH!!
Tim Griff  
09/06/2009 22:31:49
Don't worry Mart, I've got the distance nailed... should give Griff2 at least a 3 minute (max) headstart over the ladies, that equates to a 45 minute deficit for your leg... better get those marathon pegs going again!
Plumby  
09/06/2009 15:33:08
There isnt even a Team A entered.
Martyn Bo  
09/06/2009 14:58:11

Team B!! I will have to have a word with the two griffs

Why couldn't bruce of team extreme do the swim or bike I wouldn't mind following emma or esther on the run

Plumby  
09/06/2009 12:55:22
He's like Ringo Star, he doesnt do them any more.

The good news though Mart is that your officially entered into the Triathlon. Not sure i fancy your chances against Team Extreme!
Martyn Bo  
09/06/2009 11:59:08
Can I have his autograph?
Plumby  
09/06/2009 11:18:49
my old man said he did it ages ago. he was more happy about being paid for four days work to do bugger all rather than actually be in the film.
Martyn Bo  
09/06/2009 10:46:07
Plumby, I was watching the film "i'll sleep when i'm Dead" on ITV4 last night, starring Clive Owen, Charlotte Rampling amongst others, any way Clive Owen's character is shown working in a forestry using a bright orange wood chipper with M + J Plumb on the side!! How cool is that? Fame at last
Podge  
07/06/2009 23:28:05
try again
Podge  
07/06/2009 23:26:36
for Plumby, not sure if it will work with mackerel feathers...
Tim Griff  
06/06/2009 12:15:07
Stalker...
Plumby  
04/06/2009 23:13:16
Plumby  
04/06/2009 23:13:07
Click for more info yes, evidence of that faithful day is mounting... i definitely shouldn’t have been there!
Tim Griff  
04/06/2009 21:43:17
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......
Podge  
04/06/2009 10:21:41
Well done Ken, great effort...
Plumby  
04/06/2009 10:15:06
Athletic Cup Final report.
Plumby  
03/06/2009 17:03:53
Haha. good effort cow. don't let the fuckers grind you down.
Cow  
03/06/2009 17:03:15
Testing testing (for the first time from BB sat on the bog at work). SnS still banned by the fun police here so I am deprived. Enjoy the Lions tonight. Hoping 9,10,12 and 13 combination goes well as it would be good to see that combination for the test side.
Plumby  
03/06/2009 10:47:37
you've got to go there to come back to realise you never want to go there again
Horse  
03/06/2009 10:25:13
er plumby, as we're on technicalities, i'm sure that pic jase put up was taken after you swam at Gateholm Island.......Jack sound has nothing to do with it, other than the fact that the sound had removen any morsel of confidence that you had!!
Plumby  
02/06/2009 23:25:01
you've got to go there to come back
Tim Griff  
02/06/2009 21:03:25
Ooof... should have left the whole Jase thing alone there Plumby.  Smaaaaaaaaaasshhh!
Plumby  
02/06/2009 13:40:48
Dont want to pick you up on a technicality, but i wasn't in the kayak at the time... cant think where i was... oh yeah, i decided to walk round after being flipped over 5 times in Jack Sound at full tilt.
Jase  
01/06/2009 22:01:32
Click for more info if only he stayed a bit longer he would have seen plumbs boat being towed by a horse
Tim Griff  
01/06/2009 21:03:51
Jase is a girl Jase is a girl...
Plumby  
01/06/2009 13:35:41
haha, check out the comment he made Jase!
Plumby  
31/05/2009 22:21:41
After visiting Skomer Island today i was trying to find our more information about the history of it and surrounding islands... uncovered this shot... not sure where Horse is, but i know why my hair is wet!
Plumby  
28/05/2009 12:30:39
dam straight. no crowds and a good wave...

Just the odd unexploded bomb to content with!
Audrey  
27/05/2009 22:18:08

you surfing frains lake plum ? pice of piss!  horse, robbie from toy town's on the sick at the moment ?

Plumby  
27/05/2009 21:55:10
theres that surf permit tomorrow down at the range.
Horse  
27/05/2009 20:26:13
lets discuss my unimployment at brechfa tomorrow night, aubrey and alun harries confirmed so far.......  failing that, it can be discussed at either mine early,  or the plash later on friday night, having a few beers to celebrate progressing from being  a tax and soap dodger to just a tax dodger!!!!!
Plumby  
27/05/2009 14:24:35
Jaime Bohatatta is unemployed. Discuss.
Bezler  
27/05/2009 13:08:56
Its all gone quiet
Tim Griff  
25/05/2009 15:34:24
No... yes... yes
Plumby  
22/05/2009 13:02:23
Yowza. Good luck with at one.

On a completely separate note, before you go can i borrow your board, your literature dispenser and your Chaka Demus and Pliers CD?

Tim Griff  
21/05/2009 22:01:31

Unfortunately I can't make it... I'm washing my hair that day.

Margaret river WA.   And that's where Yvonne's old man is taking us for a week when we go out!

Plumby  
20/05/2009 22:36:01
I'll pay you to ride it. That's in Tazmania ain't it?
Tim Griff  
20/05/2009 22:34:43
Click for more info

Oktoberfest in September... anyone else find that a little odd?

 

Can't wait for my trip to Western Australia next year... anyone order a heavy one?!

Jase  
20/05/2009 20:42:59

176 OKTOBERFEST any one Keen?have had a look sum prices should be abel to get a flight for under £150 traveling sun 20th sep and returning tus 22nd

Plumby  
20/05/2009 15:40:10
When Jordan and Andre split there were rumours that she left him because she'd been rutting a show jumper. Something that the show jumper denied, cue Sun headline:

"Jordan Jumper, i didnt hump her"



Straight into my top 10 headlines of all time. Incidentally my favourite is when that bloke faked his death in a kayaking accident. He was arrested in Spain. Mirror headline: "Canoe come with us please"
Griffster  
20/05/2009 13:28:37

Missing, 1 cart horse last seen about 2 weeks ago, anyone with any info keep it to yourself.

Plumby  
18/05/2009 13:33:12
Horse, when you come out of hibernation, I've got a summer challenge for you...

Here
Bezler  
17/05/2009 13:33:00
Get some sticky sticky and politely go on your travels back to Noddy land !!!
Podge  
16/05/2009 22:53:45
but who is better? JC or Bezler?

There is only one way to find out.....

FIGHT!!!!
Plumby  
16/05/2009 22:16:37
good times last night. well happy with the whiskey shots from brownie and tom. JC aint happy bez.
Bezler  
14/05/2009 14:58:14

Jeff Collins being Jeff Collins thats what upsets me and you i think Aubrey.

I

Martyn Bo  
14/05/2009 09:24:04

JC got the words to "Yma o hyd" wrong, that's what upset Bez

Well done last night lads

Jase  
13/05/2009 23:32:28
Well dun Narb both Pemb's cups in the trophy cabinet and more importantly neither in Shitland.
Audrey  
13/05/2009 23:18:19

good helmet plumb ! has jc pinched ur arse bez !!

Cow  
13/05/2009 17:33:48
You are quite right Plumby. All sounds loose though
Plumby  
13/05/2009 17:13:53
Jase, Griff, Pen Sgwar, the necks a bit better today, thanks for asking.
Kenny  
13/05/2009 16:19:52
What has JC done to MW
Plumby  
13/05/2009 13:46:03
Great quote there Kenny. Is there an English version you can share?

The best bit about all these last comments is that Cow won't quite know what's gone on but will be chomping at the bit to know.
Kenny  
13/05/2009 11:54:00
After last week European song contest Semi Finals at the club which the Welsh Won the Wru are now looking into a possible code of conduct against two member of the Vet team. It took place at the club house about midnight if you have any information please contact your local WRU officer.

One looked like a drunk Rob Howley and the other one looked a bit like the hobbit. If you know who the players are please contact JO at the WRU asap
Martyn Bo  
13/05/2009 09:15:31
I apologise for my joke, I agree it wasn't funny, I wasn't laughing when I typed it
Simon Davies  
13/05/2009 08:51:34

Was griff at the game last friday?

 

Rob Nic  
12/05/2009 18:57:52
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer," he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge." Bezzler, that's the worst joke in the World.
Bezler  
12/05/2009 16:41:24

Martin B i usually admire your humour  but thats the worst joke ever

He will have an award for the thickest skin in the Club maybe!!!

Ban him now and never get him to return

 

Martyn Bo  
12/05/2009 16:37:09
Oh Bezler, I think JC is sitting next to you in the club dinner, rumour is he is up for clubman of the year!!
Griffster  
12/05/2009 16:35:01
At least you remember something.
Martyn Bo  
12/05/2009 16:15:35
All I remember is singing Alouette
Rob Nic  
12/05/2009 15:24:16
What a night. Fighting, shirt buttons ripped off, doorstep shitting. Who says the younger generation are going off the rails?
Plumby  
12/05/2009 14:59:16
What exactly happened?
Bezler  
12/05/2009 14:13:04

Can Jeff Collins be  banned from Narberth RFC he really doesnt improve.does he

Last Friday night just reminded me what a twat the bloke is. If you happen to read this Jeff then i make no apology.!!

Podge  
11/05/2009 22:15:52
epic
Plumby  
11/05/2009 09:17:15
Pizza?
Rob Nic  
10/05/2009 20:22:21
I'll walk down it.
Horse  
09/05/2009 22:36:25
Just waiting for robbie to get back to me.......
Podge  
08/05/2009 16:24:28
when we going?
Horse  
08/05/2009 16:08:22
"At over 60km long and dropping around 3700m (from 2764m to 800m) this ride shows off the spectacular scenery of the Alps at their best....."  anyone for france this summer?
Bezler  
08/05/2009 14:53:00
Thats a good shout Mart!!!  Ryan what a legend !!
Martyn Bo  
08/05/2009 14:14:30
I've been practising "Blodwen a Mary o Abergavenny"
Bezler  
08/05/2009 14:12:20

Be prepared for some great singing from the French boys tonight.

Was with them and Bruce last night top singers and some great sideboards

Bezler  
06/05/2009 10:41:10
He wears a magic hat !!
Jase  
05/05/2009 19:34:49
Club dinner next Friday if you want to go need to get ticket from club by this weekend tickets are £17.50 each ta
Rob Nic  
05/05/2009 15:28:32
Robbie Nic is magic
Richy Morris  
05/05/2009 15:01:28
christ, i dont know what's would you up more rob - half-full pint glasses or a chorus of 'robbie nich is magic'!
Rob Nic  
05/05/2009 14:44:57
Whatever they were there was no need for 20+ pint glasses of partially filled squash,water,urine,beer,pop,littered around the flat.
Richy Morris  
05/05/2009 13:59:15
i'd like to think they were half full rob!
Plumby  
05/05/2009 13:31:27
6 cups a day? no wander his skins like leather.
Bezler  
05/05/2009 12:46:03

Not just anybody can drink the same Coffee as Robbie !!!

Ive always maintained that !!

 

Rob Nic  
05/05/2009 12:37:55
They were always half empty Morris.
Richy Morris  
05/05/2009 11:50:12
but never leave empty pint glasses around his flat!!
Martyn Bo  
05/05/2009 11:46:39

Very, three cups of coffee in the morning and afternoon

Plumby  
05/05/2009 11:24:17
Is he a demanding boss?
Martyn Bo  
05/05/2009 08:57:29

Cow, that would be great if you still have it and are still down, the missus works with Rob in the nfu office in Narberth and we live opposite if you can drop it in cheers

Bill  
05/05/2009 07:26:50
The Clubs Annual Dinner is at the Nantyffin this year Friday 15th May..there is a good crowd going so I hope everyone will make an effort to attend!!
Griffster  
01/05/2009 16:25:55
The cup is back at it's home.
Plumby  
01/05/2009 14:27:26
Get in cow. Are you around for beers?

I'm leading a cliff hopping party around St.Nons on Sunday. Few beers after. Everyone welcome.
Cow  
01/05/2009 14:26:57
Awesome result on Wednesday night boys. Sounds like the celebrations lived up to expectations. Keen to hear more about them. Bows, am coming back west tonight and the evening standard today is publishing the full results for the marathon. I'll bring you back a copy if you want and drop it off.
Audrey  
30/04/2009 22:45:38

awsome result boys last night . I think i might have 2 retire i'm bloody sore,stiff and bruised !!! clean joke of the year mart !!

Martyn Bo  
30/04/2009 14:32:07

BBC Wales have just announced that Withybush hospital is treating a patient who has swine flu, asked what they are feeding the patient a spokesman said "pancakes and plaice" asked why they are feeding this food they said "thats all we can get under the door"

 

NB this joke was adapted from my AIds joke of 1990

Kenny  
30/04/2009 14:07:22
Big Jonh runs into house and says to Mary "Oh my god. I can't fill the car with petrol in case i get swine fever " Mary says "old twat that's Mexico not Fucking Texico
Kenny  
30/04/2009 14:01:22
Thanks boys for great night last night at the club. 

Witnessed several new Olympic Sports most of them involved AY   

Martyn Bo  
30/04/2009 10:19:14

Great news lads, nice to have the cup back.

Plumby that joke was on Terry Wogan's show this morning, you should be too young to be listening to him

Plumby  
30/04/2009 10:02:11
Good night last night boys, the memory of a certain threesome wrestling naked on the pitch in the mud and rain will live long in my memory.

There is concern about swine flu in Pembs so I've been on the phone to NHS direct. I couldn't get through to them, there was a bad line, all i got was crackling.
Rob Nic  
30/04/2009 09:32:32
Well done boys. Great win.
Plumby  
30/04/2009 09:15:29
For those not in the know the Mighty Athletic were victorious last night in the Pembs cup final. We won 22-0. Sexy times.
Tim Griff  
29/04/2009 16:45:39

Top effort Mart... impressive time.

Robbie - unfortunately I will not be able to run out for the vets in May... gutted!!

Bill  
29/04/2009 15:35:44
Well done Martin under 4hrs is fab...on the wing for the vets...griff and podge are fighting for the props places!
Griffster  
29/04/2009 14:21:59

Nice one mart. 

Eils has already told the Crymych no 8 that works for Jeff in Llanddewi to watch out for the old f***er in the back row.

smash-smash-smash-smash-smash-smash! 

Podge  
29/04/2009 12:47:02
Well done Martin, top effort!

Good luck guys tonight, lets hope we can kick off the first of this weeks five finals Narberth are involved in with a "massive W "
Bezler  
29/04/2009 12:23:04

Llongyfarchidau Martin well done

All the best tonight in the Final. Ymlaen Arberth

Richy Morris  
29/04/2009 11:39:17

top stuff mart! you should be running out at 10 for the vets game now!

pob lwc heno bois

Plumby  
29/04/2009 10:59:29
AWESOME!

Under 4 hours is immense.
Martyn Bo  
29/04/2009 09:40:24
Click for more info Picture of me eating an apple after finishing
Martyn Bo  
29/04/2009 09:38:49

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