It's called fishing Plumby, not catching.
Chinny and Marve fishing last Saturday - Fish caught 0
Chinny fishing on his own last Wednesday - Fish caught 5
Chinny and Marve fishing this Friday - Fish caught 0
Hey Plumpy. You look like Andrew major in that photo.
Nay-sayers, vibe snipers and doom peddlers please pay close attention to the product of positive mental attitude. 
It's the wolf bagging that'll scare Veronica the most... she's not adverse to a sex swing - if the stories from the hen do are anything to go by.
Wow, back in the country, your glamorous new job must take you all over the world, oh no hang on I remember now you told me, you've been in Sheffield.
The fire story is a complete fabrication, much like the pissing the bed story, I would have admitted to the sex swing thing if you hadn't brought my cousin into it Plumby.
Brown, who are you kidding, we have all heard the story of you wolfbagging on the sex swing. Well your wife Veronica probably hasn't, but I'm sure she doesn't look on this site and expose herself to the evil propoganda that seems to be flying around these days.
Ask Laura, Anna or Jess Cow as they'll know what a sex swing is!
Horse, as a man who knows a thing or two about fires I wouldn't be too concerned! The smoke damage & slight burn marks are only superficial.
Cow - *Victoria knows all about sex swings
* insert correct name if I got her name wrong, I'm sure it's Victoria
Lets put this one straight shall we, Gary has never been hot. Rob can you tell your boys that I am not 40 like uncle Gary says.
So you should have written:- Gary was hot when Nerys was 4.
Cheers Plumby, I loves a bit of fail blog
Can anyone confirm whether or not Marve had a small house fire this morning?
See if you can spot which of these two front runners is 34 and which one is 46.
Cooler than Robbie Nich- never!!!!
That white suit that Robbie wears is the coolest item of clothing ive seen for years, even topping his Garnet type blazer although that was quite cool as well..
Marve, you are now the comedy king!!
And the big question, is Aubrey now 'cooler' than Robbie Nic?!
Let's just straighten a few things out:
1. I haven't pissed the bed.
2.I cannot condone lying on this site.
3.Tim, dressing up as a gollywog is not really p.c. these days.
4.Aubrey....I was going to go for some kind of wordplay about "sanding next to Tim", but unfortunately I couldn't come up with anything worth including.
5. I didn't shit in the spare bed in June Plumb's house in 1999.
6.Horse went on a date with a 16 stone woman, introduced to him through Les Hughes' dating site.
sanding next to you makes me look pretty!
golden shower marve?
Aubrey in all his Glastonbury glory
All well in the Bohata/ Davies residence ??!!!
sorry paid my deposit for skiing son? have you?
A glittery eyed Audrey was spotted enjoying the aesthetic and aural delights on Shakira.
Looks like her to me. 14th May
ps. There's no need to add the HTTP:// bit when you add a link, it does it for you.
try this
Griff, toughen up.
Big Sur...
Yosemite...
Bessler fancies his chances this time round. Marv just you keep out of it this time!
They say never go back Podge so a different location is needed.
The Globe sounds good to me as long as they have enough toilets for Gary!!!
How about Pamplona?
what about the tafarn zinc and the globe, I could get a pass if the stag was there
I'm sure there's something going on this week... something that's been in the pipeline for a while, that I really should remember. Hmmm, any ideas people?!
I reluctantly confirmed it was.
There are way too many new years eve, birthday and carnival parties to guarantee this...
Hear ye, hear ye.
For those not content with Audreys house party, there is a 'fun bus' (local stag) cruising the taverns of North Pembs on Sunday. Bus will be leaving Haverfordwest on Sunday afternoon. Those interested will have the pleasure of the male contingent of the James family.Please let me know if you're coming.
All very good sugestions!!!
dressing up bez come on mun 80s films? crying game? you must have it on video? or any 80s western film like Brokenback mountain!
or Philadelphia! or some pop groups like erasure,bronskibeat or soft cell?morris will join you? morris any trouble from you and i"ll rip your off paisley pants. and then you"ll have none!!! tim g dere draw am yn neu dau cwrw odi chi moen?
Now, if Aubrey was invited to your place for an evening piss up, do you all think that he would piss in your hot water tank, block your cistern or put potatoes in your kettle?!
its an interesting thought.
How many taking tents to the party ??
Is everyone dressing up ??
The toilets can get very messy in these kind of events.
Manoeuvres
can't fliping log on 2 face book!!! just started working in swansea whats the attraction!
Nick Ainger to lose his seat then ???
Which way we all voting.
Plaid i think but im a bit torn this time
Elsewhere in the news: The Mighty Athletic are playing whitland tonight in the semi final of the Pembrokeshire cup. kick off 7:15 in whitland.
Dont lie for the rest of your life!!
Ah Jack Dudley - On my 1st senior game for St Davids at the tender age of 17 I ended up in his round, was in to bed by 7:45pm prior to which he apparently lifted my head off a table in the club saying 'here endeth the first lesson'!
Also, I witnessed that man drink 3 & 1/2 pints from a jug and neck the lot in 9.6 seconds without spilling a drop. Animal.
Any inside knowledge?
It wasn't me - don't mention it to shads tomz night!!
Hey Griffster.
Have you heard? There is a new KFC bacon and cheese sandwich that uses fried chicken instead of bread?
If anyone wants to join us Friday for the Ospreys v Scarlets match.
We are leaving Carmarthen station at 2.31pm . 7.05pm Kick Off
Myself and Wayne are meeting there. Kev is coming from Clunderwen and we are meeting Les there. Marv may be be coming as well.
Cheapest tickets £18. Plenty left for anyone who wants to purchase them on the day. Plenty of trains going home west after match.
can someone text or email me kenny's mobile number, i've added my contact info on the contact page.
I'm not available saturday my ribs are too sore after tuesday night, or does someone else want to tell him for me? please
Yes Podge, Bernie was heard to exclaim "that's my boy"
Plumby, please change my age from the match report, everyone knows I am 32
The Sara tune doesnt include the chorus bit of "Arglwydd dyma fi" etc
Dont worry Podge you have heard both versions theres no doubt about that. They are both more chapel hymns and although im Church of Wales i do prefer Chapel.
I will never forget Paul Bowns face when my grandmother asked him in welsh what denomination he was and he wasnt sure what the word ment.
Pa enwad wyt ti ?? ( Morris is still laughing about this)
Martin you have been very lucky to have met one of the most talented welshmen ever and hes one of my all time idols ( bigger than P.B)
Such a great loss that Ryan died so young
Is that the same famous 'Geoff Gilrhyd' with the 'mini pick up'?!
I think Aubrey had a marvellous time in the back of it if it is!
I apologise Mart. I just spoke to Geoff Glanrhyd and he confirmed that you were indeed on the stage at the same time as Ryan Davies.
I'm putting a vote in for Rhyd Y Groes
And then on your stag Marrrrrrrrrt you got picked out of the crowd in The Church and got to neck a can of beer as your prize!
What would happen if you got caught up in the X Factor auditions?!
Cracking Brownie, fair play, cracking!!
Its certainly worth considering Podge but im still going for Sara.
Cheers Plumby, good spot!! Was not a bad place to be when the teams ran out and for the anthems.
Some very good suggestions here. I would add Eli Jenkin's Prayer to the list. We'll have to sing through a few of these at our first rehearsal.
Also, not a great melody but I always thought this one had a certain chalm:
"If I had the wings of a sparrow, If I had the legs of a crow
I'd fly over Whitland tomorrow and **** on the B*****ds below."
We could add a few more verses....Plumby, over to you.
That last comment was actually a quote from Bezzler but I pressed the wrong button.
SnS gold. see who can spot browns stupid hair style peeking over a shoulder.
Mi glywaf dyner lais ( Sara)
Had a great sing song in the Angel Saturday with Brownys choir and the other choir from Bethesda North Wales that sung pre match in the stadium before the Italy match and we had an awesome sing song.
Some of the Bethesda choir were awesome singers and pleased the watching Les so much.
So much that he went to watch the Scotland game on Tv.
Marrrt!!
I think your 'welais Jac a dor' is up there too. To pick a favourite emyn is proving more difficult than first thought - great topic Bez!
Hey Podge, could you send me your address please as I don't know where to send the postcard
Good idea Podge. Yes Gwahoddiad is up there but
Rwyn gweld o bell dydd yn dod is a good one.
Signature tune for a choir will have to think on that one.
Looking foward to seeing Browny sing Italia Italia great anthem great intro.
Chirp chipry good song!!!
I quite like "living doll" but Bezzler said no cliffs.
I don't know what your problem is with him Bezzler......he's got a cracking voice!
I think your version of 'Where's ya mama gone' has got to be up there Podge!
No forests, No snow, No Cliffs, must be a mid season break
Marv whats your favourite Hymn ??
Mines " Mi Glywaf Dyner Lais ( Sara)
Didn"t hear you bezler ask a question last night on the real radio special on glamorgan cricket and only 2 days before Wales play the paddies!!!!!!!!!
Ospreys v Scarlets ( at the Libertry) Good Friday 7.05pm Kick Off
Tickets available from Monday 0871 871 8088
£18 £22 or £25
Myself Wayne and Les are making the journey so far
owwwwwwww
hurts to blink, nearly walking upright now
Hero.
Robbie's magic never misses an open goal fare play.
You worried about Podge Griff ??
You boy have no hope of seeing podge for a wile I’ve been stuck in the shit hole called whitland for 6 years.
Not only was it a poor pun Rob, but in 3 weeks Bezzlers going to return it with a witty off the cuff comeback, and make you look like a fool.
Still no sign of Podge boys?
Good comment Bez.
Would have had more effect if you hadn't written it two and a half weeks after the event.
Morris, have a word with him about comedy timing will you.
Sorry Andy but there is no breakfast for you here ( that sounds familiar)
Cardiif West are making your breakfast
Mart, you've played long enough with this hooker to know it doesn't matter.
what are the line out calls? just had the call from Hodge.
bows mun giggs is back for wales mun come on mun i'll pick you up for all the games and drop you off and pay for all the lap dancing on the away games?!!
Important message for Mart Bo:
Either polish your boots or unplug your telephone, they are coming to get you.
Tough times for the Athletic, Peter Roderway in particular...
les, you should have pulled the quilt up higher to hide you man boobs
Has anyone seen Podge since his trip from Whitland to Laugharne? Maybe he has been watching too much Coronation street.
For those of you who missed this Facebook gold...
They didn't turn up!
Where are you getting them Bez.
Please don't say Cardiff.
Did Garys walls dry out ??
Jakey and me in the local woods today. It was pretty dried out under the trees.
bez u looking forward 2 ur stag do 2?
Hear ye, hear ye
The Mighty Athletic are playing at home tonight. Latest reports from Hodge suggest its Waunarlwydd.
hopefully the pies will be defrosted next time
Believe it or not that shirt cost quite a bit and im going to get my monies worth out of it.
Watched Invictus last night good film worth watching. No dyfodol thank God.
Marve, I think we should put a stop to this culture of adding fabricated quotes on SnS. Though I appreciate the one just added is genuine.
Plumby I have to say after watching that clip I have to eat my words. That was like so awesome dude. Is that bloke in the orange coat you?
Brown, I am guessing you didn't get my e-mail about our next commitee meeting for Plumbs stag then, as the sentence "massive dildo up his ginger arsehole" was used fairly extensively. As was the sentence, "Steve Plumb can get hold of some industrial solvent at a great price if you buy it in bulk".
robert u pedo. I thought ur kids went 2 llandissilio? or most of them!!
i smell piss? is some golden favorite chosen one 40 ?
I'd rather boil my head than watch paint dry... I'm stripping wallpaper this weekend if anyone's feeling a little bit mad!
I'm killing time in Singapore airport...
1st time i watched solo it blew me away, i just tried to watch the trailer and turned it after 10 seconds......marv, is tere still room to watch the paint dry?
Don't know if anyone is interested, but Gary Nich is planning on painting a wall in his new house on the 20th. I think I might go around there and watch it dry.
Let me know if you fancy it as soon as possible.
I mentioned this a while back but here's a list of the films on show in Mwldan on the 20th. I've got 3 spare, Jase and Plumby can you confirm you want one?
Two words: Folly flapjack.
... wasn't a happy ending!
Found some swell in South WA...
That shirt goes well with a pumpkin type colour bez!
Yes cheers Bez.
I am assuming you don't mind if I piss your housemates off now that you live with Les.
P.s. Have you got any sick buckets or should I bring my own?
P.p.s. Turn the gas off at the mains on saturday afternoon.
P.p.p.s. I mean a week saturday not tomorrow, otherwise Les won't be able to cook his belly pork.
Very funny Marve.
You sent Les a message do you need accomodation week Saturday ???
Im out in Cardiff going to match etc. Lewis is coming over and staying.
Let me know if you want to meet up etc Cheers
That shirt is 17 yeas old
DITTO
INEVATABLE!!!!!!
Denver must be a big drinker if a pint of Welsh bitter at a time isn't enough for him Bezzler.
I will wait to hear from more reliable sources about whether there was foot stomping. And I will be very dissapointed if there are no pictures of you standing on a table singing.
Who's this guy Aubrey Simon? must be a Funny looking bloke with a big head and a short fuse.
Morris is like Tony Blair they both believe there own lies !!!
Great to see Denver ( drinking larger welsh bitter is shit not like Yorshire)
Did you honestly think that anyone could make as bad speech as Aubrey Simon ???!!!!
Great wedding and no leg stomping Marve you will be pleased to know or maybe there was mmmmm
Morris. In a suit? By the library? Hmmmmmm!
Don't really know what my point is to be honest.
Maaaarrrrrrrt!
Yes, I have seen your brother too. Shouted hello to him once walking past the library but he carried on by listening to his i-pod!
great nite sat nite,any photos of people sleeping???.talking to garree denver on sat, he wants to join s&s boys.could someone pass on info to plumby sometime?
knockout speech shads!!
wot were the odds on shads doing a pen sgwar type of best man speech today!!!!!!!!!!!!!
have a good time boys....and remember wot happens on tour stays on tour.
pedantique jase
I'd just like to make a couple of comments on what Podge said...
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and finally
- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Other than that i'm the same an robbie, i'd actually pretty much forgoten anout it untill you brought it up!!!
oh and just to set this years benchmark i've attached a pic of what Verbier has to beat.....!
Plumby, can you resize the pic for me please
No. Not really. Haven't thought about it much.
NICE!
Michael was dick head from Middlesborough who was part of Robs skiing group.
He stayed in the hostel and was a total tawt.. Ged told him so!!!
Do you think i can get this equipment to biarritz in my hand luggage Plumby.
a picture of aubrey walking away from me as proud as punch in his new skiing helmet..........
How long before he comes back with a chin joke??
I was fairly new to Narberth when i went to Tignes in 1998 with yourself Robbie, Ged,etc..
Little did i think i would need the assistance of my french teacher to sort my bag out ( not true by the way another Morris fabricated story) liitle did i think this trip would give me my nickname for life, little did i think i would share with strangers in the hostel!!!!.
Did i learn yes, when going on a trip stick as close to a Nicholas and you will be staying in decent accomodation.( even if breakfast is late !!!
Edinburgh and Cricket tour two prime examples.
It was Michael Aubrey and he knew Alan Shearer !!!.
"Theres no breakfast for you here Morris" ( said with Robbbies broadest grin)
Hear ye, hear ye
Plans for my 'away' stag. In Biarritz from Saturday April 24th to Wednesday 28th. Flights currently £45 return all in. Accommodation £100 approx.Will need definite yay's or nay's this week before flights go up and so we can reserve the Villa.
Veg\ ornaments to go up my arse can be purchased on landing.
bez still keep in touch with your room mates in val disire!! michel if i recall! podge 5 franc notes that will be dead handy as lap dances are just that amount !! which i might let slip ?
People have been critical of you for a while Robbie but i dont blame you for looking after No 1.
No way are you staying in inferior accommodation Nicholas - I still remember Meribel 03 when you stayed in a 'palace' while me Aubrey and Kev stayed in a 'poubelle'!
Remember Kev?!!
- Home cinema
- The Times
- Persian rugs
- Leather sofas
Found a pic of the young boy prior to his debut!!
Just been looking back at our snaps from Meribel.
Hes a little devil,that Aubrey Mason!!!
True he is a cock but sorry that's brilliant
I remember that Bill phoned your mother Martin.
Its such a pity nobody here saw Albert play!!!
Did'nt take long to get a bite, eh Plumby.
The voice of rugby has died Bill Mclaren 86,
God bless him and thanks for all the memories
Podge i think Ritchie Rees is playibg well and im not too worried about Peel being out.
For those with little else to do this evening, the Mighty Narberth Athletic are travelling down to Milford to play their 1sts in a "Friendly". K.O 7:15.
Awesome, I'd love to have a go one one. For those not in the know, this is what Timmy's is on about (Meyerhoffer is the bloke who masterminded the recent evolution in board shape)...
Didn't buy, hired it for a week - just incase we didn't get on!
9'2", new one was selling for $1350 about 790GBP. This one was selling for $950 as is is ex-rental - in mint condition. There was a comp down here sponsored by Meyerhoffer and they just left some boards, that's how they got hold of them. Doubt I'll have another chance to get on one!
Took it out today, 2-3 but wedgey, still got some rides, loose if your on the tail but feels quite solid mid board. Guy in the shop said it can be tricky to find the sweet spot but seemed ok to me. Also said that you need to move around the board a lot and turn from the tail, so should be an interesting few weeks learning!
I'll keep you informed of the/any progression!
MSW is way out on predictions for this area too. Trigg point was 3-4ft today and an eyeball on Mriver said 4-6, so not monster like it looks - big enough for me and Yvonne mind!
Later.x
I'm only expecting 1 person to even acknowledge this comment
A Meyerhoffer is mine for the next 3 weeks.
timmy g wales is boiling temp gone up 12degrees this wk! know fuck off and enjoy ur holiday!!! Griff u big girls blouse!
Didn't know you had an uncle Bryn.
Oof... it's hot out here boys, how's Cymru?!
Man up Griff you big Jessie - I know it's a touch late, but couldn't let the opportunity go begging.
You big fairy.
Poor Gary could'nt go any quicker, he needed the toilet for the 20th time that day, and it was only 12.30!
Did you enjoy your holiday Podge???
Nobody was taking photos.
Robbie are the views as good as this in Verbier?
The suspense is killing spill the beans Kev.!!!
What is going wrong in the world ??
Jamie B admits he likes " Wham" and Morris is going to watch musicals.
What next ???!!!!
I'm hearing you kev, i was out making 1st tracks myself!!
Might be something to do with you and simon d in London
he emailed me to say they had pig with puku's family in tonga and it is really hot there
need vebier? no whores?strippers?or coke in shad,s fields!!!!!!!!! mart b what thr fuck's brawd on about? and happy new year!
I thought the time clock should have the countdown to your wedding Plumby??!!! 180 days apx???
Would love to go on that trip to Bordeaux but will have to say no Robbie.
Reuters telex*******
LesKelletswapscodes*stop*
notanauspiscousstart*stop*
opponentstoopstonewlow*end
Looking North-west from Foel Drygarn earlier.
rob skiing flaine
The proposed itinerary is as follows
29/4/10 Fly Bristol to Bordeaux (easy jet depart 13.50). Evening to get acclimatised and savour the city of Bordeaux.
30/4/10 Visit the local beach,chill out and prepare for the match. 8PM match followed by meal and entertainment by Les Guyles RFC. Bruce regrets that this should finish by around 4.00 am. I tried for an extension but to no avail.Sorry.
1//5/10 Recovery and ,perhaps , tour of local vineyards. I understand they have some knowledge of wine in this part of the world. We shall see. Evening BBQ organised by the Rugby club.
2/5/2010 Return flight 15.20
3/5/2010 Sleep.
We need to crack on and get this organised before the flight gets booked. Total price will be circa 200 pounds ( flight and hotel) and I will need a 100 pound deposit asap with your full name and dob etc for the flight booking.
Please e mail with your confirmation and send a cheque to Parsonage Farm Yerbeston Kilgetty SA68 0NT. Or ask for my bank details if you want to send direct.(robertnicholas@virgin.net) My e mail list is fairly short so please pass this on to mates who will be interested. If in a couple of weeks the response is poor we'll have to cancel.
I think there is a game on the 23rd January against Mountain Ash. I expect Iest will be in touch regarding this.
Look forward to hearing from you and please pass this message on to anybody interested.
Ciao for now
Robnic
Three smooth operators.
Congrats Morris, and then there was one - Garrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee
congrats morris - when's the stag party - can simon davies come?
plumby you ginger cock and horse I could Have sworn I spotted you in paris and wearing a leather waistcoat
I thought you might like to see what's going on elsewhere on the web on facebook.
That sounds really fucking boring.
I've booked 4 tickets to go and see this, 3 of them up for grabs. it should be well worth a squint. if more people want in i've booked seats G4,5,6&7
Gargantuan sweed??
good idea 2 do photo in black and white so leight's is mates don't realize ur a ginger !!!!
Here's the final version of the picture.
Kiwi's leaving party at the club tonight
Athletic kick off at 2pm. Bring-a-bow.
If you are staying in the Talbot for Brownys wedding check with them about your bookings as they had mucked up mine all ok now though.
No.
What goes around comes around though:
"PLUMBY 14/10/09 20.21.05
"Hilarious play on words there rob. You should write it down" "
Morris what time does it all kick off? Podge you dont need lessons just do as I say.
i have found the salad griff, its with your tools in the nell gwynne!!
remember, we are invading london this weekend. has shads told you kev?!
Sorry Marve
I went to far !!
Plumby
Just seen a few pictures of you and your hippy mates on your 30th in the Climate change summit at Copenhagen. Looks just like out side the Tafarn sinc.
Many thanks to those that have been good to their word and coughing up the sponsorship cash for the cardiff half marathon. for the rest of you the link is below.....play the game innit!! if you didnt offer anything you can still play aswell!
bam boff sock crash whamm pow zap splatt awkkkkkk zzzzzwap zgruppp kapow pow powie crunch boff aieee uggh pow ooooff awkkkkkk bonk kapow powie zowie vronk cr-r-a-a-ck splatt biff boff eee-yow kapow................
Audrey likes a good power nap.
Now will someone tell me what the hell happened to Audrey?!
Can you ring me Tim G and Marv re Brownys wedding re- The Mini bus
Diolch 07818236201 or 02920 332288
Next time he's gonna be ready!!!
Aubrey , next time
As you may be aware its the mighty TP is 30 on Saturday. Those wishing to involve themselves in the celebrations should make their way to the rugby club car-park by 12 o'clock on Saturday. Bring some waterproofs and wellies if you have them.
The plan (depending on the weather) is an 'Natures Pantry' tramp across the hills. Mother nature will be providing us with refreshments en'route. We will be finishing in the Tafarn Zinc for further refreshments before moving back down to Narberth.
We will be back in the rugby club in time for the Wales vs Oz game so for those not wishing to enjoy the alfresco boozing you can meet us there after.
Peace and love.
Plumby
Kev, you were driving that matbro like a maniac, have you got your rear steer license?... or hasn't Shads mentioned that yet?
plumby you should slow down and what is an eco pub crawl?
I thought WE had it big last weekend... this is what the Irish were dealing with!
But hell will freeze over before I spend £98.00 on a bloody cookpot!
Stop making up quotes for me! It makes a mockery of the entire site.
Bezzler. I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Hear ye, hear ye.
As you may know my 30th Birthday is fast approaching.To mark the occasion and to help it pass I would like it if you could join me on an Eco Pub Crawl. This will take place a week on Saturday, the 28th of November.
If you're not attending Bo's London stag keep the date free and more information will follow shortly.
Marv you will be giving more than what Morris gives for weddings !!!
Hes still got a stash of £1 notes!!
There is a progarmme all about Narberth on S4C tonight called "Bro"
Its on after about 8.30 sometime.
Its got features on Princes gate water etc
Going away party for Leyton in the club on the 12th december, all welcome. Can you let me know if your coming and if your bring the missus so Mandy has an idea for food
We've decided the gift list you've put together is a bit wafty, so we've all chipped in for some of these for you
Steven, Mammy says stop talking dirty on the interweb.
Shh I shouldn't be on here, big brother is watching
no way were they allowed to build up to full capacity...!?
anyone know how to get sperm out of geds spa pool?
he's away for the weekend and we're housitting
To all of you who kindly pledged me some sponsorship for the Cardiff half marathon, many thanks again. You can follow the link below to my fundraising page and give the money directly to the ms society.
Jase- i'll give you your cash back and you can use this page so that they can claim the tax back.
"I think green's my colour...what do you reckon?"
Bloody hell
Ah, cheers for that Podge.Here we have the first entry for the caption competition.
What's all this about Dianes box?
........at 7.30!!
Podge, how were the Specials?
Unlucky to Timmy G having a rotten crab kicked at him by Griff. This puts Anthony Griff Griff back on top and is now the new old Griff.
Awesome to see you all on the weekend and a pleasure getting smashed with you as always. Still in bits here...these weekends definitely take a lot more recovering from with age.
Some of you real elder statesmen must go through the pain barrier.
Cheers Plumby. Looking forward to seeing you all and hitting the self-destruct button. Anyone welcome to join for any part of it.
Am just going to keep telling myself it will all be alright...
Friday 8:00PM: Exiles and English arrive in Tenby on bus obliterated followed by further obliteration
Saturday 8:30AM: Meet at the muster station on hostel for evacuation. Hit Freshwater East for cliff hopping/hoping.
Saturday 2:00PM: Meet at Narb RFC for liquid accessorising and move out. Hit Zinc, Bessies and some other pubs en route to Aberystwyth.
Saturday 5-7:00PM: On it in Aber.
Sunday: Get home.
Elegance, beauty and poise... all of which escaped Griff scoring this try.More on the NarberthRFC web site.
Hey Bohata your not the only one doin the cardiff half...I hope to follow in your slip stream!!
Hope the athletic do well tomorrow...we have shaksby sponsoring in the folly farm suit....we could end up with more sponsors for the athletic than the 1st....
Hear me now! I'm putting in another order for JNT attire. About £10 for a tee and £15 for a hoody. Different colours this time. Let me know.
part of an email i just received....
"Dear Jaime,
All of us at the Cardiff Half Marathon team wish you the best of luck with your race this Sunday. This is what all those months of working hard with your training have been about!......"
I think i can see a floor in my preparations....
Saturday was legendary, proper good hwyl in the club after beating Whitland. Matty nailed the raffle, shame you know who got naked, but then that's the way of it i guess, it was that cold either, no matter what he says.
Athletic boozing is back.
And then there was one......
After all the talk of a big turnout for the Diff half marathon it whittled down to me and Tony, who casually dropped it into conversation yesterday that he hadn't entered....!!
Anyway, I'm running for the Multiple Sclerosis Society which is what my Mum suffered with and to be honest it's ordinary at best. If anyone would like to sponsor me you can text/call/use this site to pledge,
many thanks
Whitland 2nds 7
As Richie Benaud would say 'that's a super shot that jase, marvellous effort all round'!!
Top stuff jakey, and to sarah.
Bezzler why did u go to boarding school? you can't spell!
Oh I remember now for the midnight screems of delight!!!!!!
Anyone for Prague - leaving sun back wed - pepsi and shirley so far
Oh yes Horse, of course I have... but why did he have the flamingo, the jet ski and 64 cuban cigars?
Kev?!
Just heard on Radio NZ about Kev. Reporter mentioned 'soliciting', maybe the cop said no!!!!
takin a piss
copper wrote me a ticket for 60 - might have swore at him ended up with face firmly in the tarmac
If it was just a piss Kev, why did you have your finger up your arse?
That's what I heard.
Horse, Arrowtown pies are good but not when you have a belly full of that cocktail shit from the Cazbar!!
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Tempting a lesbian away from the familiar comfort of the growler... that's no mean feat! Regardless of her shoulder width and facial hair status!
Was he technically the 'girl' in the brief relationship?
Give us a something to go on, rank these in order of similarity to Kiwi's lovely lady friend...
Just to build the full picture...
I'm sorry Plumb I can't spill any beans on Kiwi, what goes on tour stays on tour.
But I will say this, Kiwi Pashed a very butch lesbo.
going to have a haggis'n mash session round leightons tonight to prise out the gossip. Anyone keen text me and i'll cut you in on the food!
Morris, went to a gourmet pie resturant last night, choice of pie, choice of mash and choice of gravy, not quite as good as arrowtown (the best pies in the world) but definitely up there!!!
After your previous Oktoberfest effort, is it now 2-0 or 1-1 ?
Yeah nice quote Marv, but i got a text from Jase at 2.15 our time saying "Have a guess who finished their stein first?" Fair play tyo the boy!!!.....but on the flip side of the coin i did get a text from you 2 hrs later saying "Can you pick Kiwi up?" 2 hours to ruin himself, thats a good effort by anyone's standards!!!
Podge, I cant listen to anything till tomorrow, keep me posted on whats going on...I've been giggling all afternoon about this one!!!!!
Too much home brew in Llandislio!!!!
This is very spooky!, I urge anyone who was in the Llandysilio area around 11pm on the 12th of September to contact the journalist concerned!!
haha, Kenny was on good form in the club last night! Ask him about his theory on the techiological advances in aviation.Anyhoo, heres one of Cow last weekend, the morning after!
Right, I've just registered for the Cardiff run. Anyone wanting to join a few of us who're running to rais money for the MS Society have to register by going to this link
http://www.cardiffhalfmarathon.co.uk/
then once you've done that follow this little puppy
http://beatms.mssociety.org.uk/NetCommunity/Page.aspx?pid=674
and register yourself with them to get a pack and all that bumff!!
come on morris get up to speed.....
THE GFIFF IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE GRIFF!!!!
More to the point why does your name still have Tim in front of it?
Oooooo I'm stiff as a board.
Photos are filtering through of Kiwis BBQ yesterday.
RE: "This is an official invite open to everyone....."
Nice one Plumby!!! Yes its kicking off between 2-3 and grub will be after some booze. Let me know if your coming so we can sort out the food innit!!
Kiwi's Snags'n'Slags Night
We all have to come dressed as a slag or a snag.
essential Autumnal reading...
robbie 2c - what dates r u goin and is there any room
A few snaps from yesterdays Brechfa Enduro. These are the only ones i've found online so far.
surprise surprise!
I sugest we have a vote as to who provides the most comedy value on this site.
I personally think the new additons have provided us with an added dimension.
Any views???
Jamie B can you ring me when you get a chance thanks.
Here's the picture everyone's been talking about, basically its me giving Griff a absolute hiding.
Jacko last public appearance
The A team before the race with special guest Michael Jackson
Just working through my photos now. Here is my personal favourite so far. A broken Griff nursing a fucked elbow and bike against the beautiful yet untamed slopes of Meribel.
Police have just had new pictures of last weeks bank robbers making their escape thought Narberth Town . If you have any information please contact PC W.Jones
Any one know this polish nurse?
>Back to Normality at Young Bros “Is that Griff in the background trying to catch up”
I may have a bash at it Browny.
Who has entered the Cardiff half marathon? Reckon I'll sign up.
Gerrard on cctv hitting a innocent member of the public then they pick 12 Liverpool fans call them a Jury, they in turn return a verdict of NOT GUILTY. No guilty even Steve Wonder would have found him guilty. This country is F*cked up drug users want help! And they get it! What that all about.
After taking to some polish people in Haverfordwest I think Poland is where I should live.
What Fucking next people racing prams from pub to pub
Podge...I thought you were allowed to look as long as you didn't touch..or have the rules changed!!
Rob the Chemist...enjoying a bit of skiing!!
yes, here we go...
Don't get smart with me podge!
The greatest sports man alive or dead Tiger looks is in pretty good shape to me but he would in HD you must be watching sport on a old tv that make people look bigger than they are Hell even you would look big on one of them.
that's ore like it real sport on TV
Cricket the Ashes / Golf the Open
Email from organisers of Triathlon on Sat.
| Team | Swim (1500m) | Bike (43k) | Run (10k) | Total |
| JNT Team B | 34:11 | 1:30:44 | 53:35 | 2:58:29 |
| Cow | 37:20 | 1:34:22 | 55:53 | 3:07:34 |
| Tim P | 41:22 | 1:32:46 | 1:11:47 | 3:25:54 |
| Matt Evans | 37:36 | 1:52:28 | 1:11:27 | 3:41:30 |
Matt Evans is the guy who went skiing with you guys last year. JNT Team B was Timmy G, Nigel and Mart Bo's.
Some runner and riders (and swimmers) from yesterdays triathlon in Broadhaven. Official results aren't out yet, but it would appear that Mike Brown may haven beaten me. The team of Tim, Nigel and Mart Bo's were the first JNT lot to finish in a time of 2:57
I understand he'd been trying to sell it to anyone walking past his house in an attempt to hone his sales patter before the big move to Swansea.
a little taster for anyone who wants to join a trip to the alps at the end of this month
http://www.descent-world.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&Itemid=94&task=view&id=713
http://www.merinet.com/activities/meribel-mountain-biking.htm
http://mtbike.mountainzone.com/2006/Courchevel/index.html
He might not like me but my respect for kenny remains strong.
Mart, ready for the Triathlon on Saturday?
If the western Telegraph would have reported on the
Well it’s official Wimbledon 09 is a laughing stock. The Williams Brother between them picked up their 10 title in the last 11 year’s and the poser in the white coat won his 6 title in 7 year’s some thing must be done about this there is no interest in the final anymore every one knows who going to win.
Every one agrees that the best two players should have smaller bats than their opponents or have their legs tethered together to make it more of an even contest, no one like to see the same old winners old the time, Or better still have a rule in place that states if you win this year then you must be head ball boy next year.
The WT is only doing this so a fair and healthy competition can take place with all the players have a chance of winning.
Gordon Thomas
I hope the Wimbledon committee are as fucking stupid as the Shitland & Narberth committee.
Yes for a change your right I have been coaching the next generations of coaches for a number of year’s now.
The buffalo leather hat is the one I had during the whole of last season. The reason for hat was quit simple it rained in the morning.
Also, what's with the weird leather cowboy hat?
Morris and Bezler in the ring- Last man standing It would sell out quicker that Take That in the queen Hall.
Somebody make it happen ??? SOON !
Ive just returned from hospital because of all the stomach pians ive had since reading this site today!!!
Ti werth y byd Kenny!!!
What about the Royal Welsh Ken, thats in the summer and the Eisteddfod ???
Ps- Browny the Wee game is stupid Ritchie Morris beat me at Boxing on it, so it just proves your point.
Kenny, what's your favourite computer game?
Mine = tetris.
kenny, your a comedy genius!
take note rob nich!
Don’t start me on Computer games.
They are worst than Alcohol and drugs for young people.
To answer your question Cow
And after great deliberation as important as who won the Primary school sack race for year’s 3 and 4 in Tavernspite CP Last Wednesday
I agree there are some very valid points in that rant Kenny. There is definitely is a lot of fcuking about in tennis.
Even more pointless than tennis is playing tennis on a WII. I've never had a go on a WII but reckon the concept of playing virtual tennis or virtual any sport in front of a screen in your living room has got to be one of the most pointless activities humans have invented. Makes fat people believe they are doing exercise.
They have been asking on radio 5 live this morning where people think Murray winning Wimbledon would rank in terms of British sporting achievement. Kenny, what do you reckon?
What about 20 - 20 Tennis
First player to 20 points win (all over in 2 hours) by the time they knock up and it all over in a day if it does not rain.
do the women get payed the smae a the men ?? If so how the F* ck
Richy
Gutted I Missed that one Hewitt & Roddick. A few facts I don’t know who won the game and to be perfectly honest I don’t give a rat ass.
4 Hours on Court. Let’s cut that down to exactly happens in Tennis game.
15 Mins Walk on court sit down take out all 57 rackets you have in their two big bags.
· 15 Mins knock up with opponent cannot understand why this happens.
· 10 Mins changing from racket to another ( there all the fucking same )
· 10 Min drink and some food ( which the Fucking ball boys get for him )
· Play one game yes one game which last four points in the men’s game unless there a double fault. During points you must wipe your face, hands, legs and allof the racket every 30 sec then they sit down for five mins. Again order ball boy’s around. 50 Mins to play one game.
· Games go 1-0, 1 -1, 2-1,2-2, until they reach 6-6 all then tie breaker
· My dream job would be to operate hawk eye sorry play station 3. Do people believe that
· This goes on until it rains or one player who losing gets injured and give up sorry retires and is unable to carry on. What do the crowd do give him a standing ovation.
· Out of 4 hours I have worked out that they play for only 23 Mins 44 sec. Except if you’re a British player (which means if your any good you’re not! more like Russia or another iron curtain country but you if you have a Union jack on your racket bag you must be British) you only play three sets where you’re a man or woman.
· So if you telling me that they played for 4 hours you must be watching a different sport.
· 38 Million A year spent on tennis in London (sorry UK) last winner 1936 BC not a great return.
Richy you must be very busy if you can drop everything to watch to people you never met or likely to meet and watch them play a round on tennis.
This may a good time to introduce the SNS Terms and conditions page.
1. Teaching Maths In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?
2. Teaching Maths In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 80% of the price.
What is his profit?
3. Teaching Maths In 1990
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80.
How much was his profit?
4. Teaching Maths In 2000
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20.
Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
5. Teaching Maths In 2005
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habit of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. Your assignment: Discuss how the birds and squirrels might feel as the logger cut down their homes just for a measly profit of £20.
6. Teaching Maths In 2009
A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be offensive to Muslims or other religious groups not consulted in the felling licence. He is also fined a £100 as his chainsaw is in breach of Health and Safety legislation as it deemed too dangerous and could cut something. He has used the chainsaw for over 20 years without incident however he does not have the correct certificate of competence and is therefore considered to be a recidivist and habitual criminal. His DNA is sampled and his details circulated throughout all government agencies. He protests and is taken to court and fined another £100 because he is such an easy target. When he is released he returns to find Gypsies have cut down half his wood to build a camp on his land. He tries to throw them off but is arrested, prosecuted for harassing an ethnic minority, imprisoned and fined a further £100. While he is in jail the Gypsies cut down the rest of his wood and sell it on the black market for £100 cash. They also have a leaving BBQ of squirrel and pheasant, and depart leaving behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos sheeting. The forester on release is warned that failure to clear the fly tipped rubbish immediately at his own cost is an offence. He complains and is arrested for environmental pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced £12,000 plus VAT for safe disposal costs by a regulated government contractor.
Your assignment: How many times is the logger going to have to be arrested and fined before he realises that he is never going to make £20 profit by hard work, give up, sign onto the dole and live off the state for the rest of his life?
7. Teaching Maths In 2010
A logger doesn’t sell a lorry load of timber because he can’t get a loan to buy a new lorry because his bank has spent all his and their money on a derivative of securitised debt related to sub- prime mortgages in Alabama and lost the lot with only some government money left to pay a few million pound bonuses to their senior directors and the traders who made the biggest losses.
The logger struggles to pay the £1,200 road tax on his old lorry however, as it was built in the 1970s it no longer meets the emissions regulations and he is forced to scrap it.
Some Bulgarian loggers buy the lorry from the scrap merchant and put it back on the road. They undercut everyone on price for haulage and send their cash back home, while claiming unemployment for themselves and their relatives. If questioned they speak no English and it is easier to deport them at the governments expense. Following their holiday back home they return to the UK with different names and fresh girls and start again. The logger protests, is accused of being a bigoted racist and as his name is on the side of his old lorry he is forced to pay £1,500 registration fees as a gang master.
The Government borrows more money to pay more to the bankers as bonus's are not cheap. The parliamentarians feel they are missing out and claim the difference on expenses and allowances.
You do the maths.
8. Teaching Maths 2017
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being a sports fan ken, what about yesterdays epic match between hewitt and roddick?!
an aussie and a sepo going hammer and tong for 4 hours displaying immense athleticism and skill, now thats sport!
So you are open to new things.
You should invite a vegetarian homosexual into your house for a day and see how you get on.
Sunny Weather, Holidays, Watching Cricket live, Have a sharp one, Pear Cider, Golf, rugby league, Bar-b-q, time away from Rugby players, beach and Saturdays’ off
This rant is going to be amazing.
i thought you would love glastonbury ken with all its lovely scenery!
Glastonbury is for hippies who are on the dole, vegetarians, gays and drug users only. Why the government does not try out some chemical bomb for uses in Iraq I don’t know. I‘d rather watch F*cking tennis.
Like you're Rab C Nesbit with a WRU jacket.
How long is this Tennis going to last?? Who gives a F*cking if Taggart wins or not. He hates the English and they spend a fortune to cheer him on.
Another one bites the dust
Cheers for all the texts.
there is a method to my madness
FAO Griff Robbie and Podge
Boys check out the videos of the black run (2 of).........when do we go??
No my car keys don"t fit in podge"s ashtray anymore!
Simon ! No there are 12 U10 in the squad. training will take place in july and games will start at the end of August. You will have to sell a few cows to buy all the kit Osian will need.
the squad will be cut down again before the season starts. Has Podge been in contact regarding a little french trip around Feb
Ken did you get a buy 1get 25 free blue ink jet cartridges for your computer when you made the under 11"s squad announcement? Is there training tomorrow night?
Billliiiammmm
Mork calling Orson
Mork calling Orson
Come in Orson
Im glad the BNP never did well in Wales but a bit worrying that they managed two seats in the European Parliment .
However Mr Brown carries on regardless amune to all the scandal that surrounds him. The apathy shown by the low turnout last week illustrates how much people have lost faith in those that govern and somehow he/they plod on.
Ryan Jones has been called out on the Lions tour then ( how lucky is he !!!) Poor old "hanner ceinog" class act having to come home. Pity although his time will come again.
Has that man been setenced for the double murders yet ??? Any news ???
| 605 | Timothy Plumb | 64Mile | 4:32:08 |
| 757 | Bill Ridge | 64Mile | 4:32:09 |
Unlucky Billy!
All results here
Team B!! I will have to have a word with the two griffs
Why couldn't bruce of team extreme do the swim or bike I wouldn't mind following emma or esther on the run
The good news though Mart is that your officially entered into the Triathlon. Not sure i fancy your chances against Team Extreme!
yes, evidence of that faithful day is mounting... i definitely shouldn’t have been there!
if only he stayed a bit longer he would have seen plumbs boat being towed by a horse
Just the odd unexploded bomb to content with!
you surfing frains lake plum ? pice of piss! horse, robbie from toy town's on the sick at the moment ?
On a completely separate note, before you go can i borrow your board, your literature dispenser and your Chaka Demus and Pliers CD?
Unfortunately I can't make it... I'm washing my hair that day.
Margaret river WA. And that's where Yvonne's old man is taking us for a week when we go out!
Oktoberfest in September... anyone else find that a little odd?
Can't wait for my trip to Western Australia next year... anyone order a heavy one?!
176 OKTOBERFEST any one Keen?have had a look sum prices should be abel to get a flight for under £150 traveling sun 20th sep and returning tus 22nd
"Jordan Jumper, i didnt hump her"
Straight into my top 10 headlines of all time. Incidentally my favourite is when that bloke faked his death in a kayaking accident. He was arrested in Spain. Mirror headline: "Canoe come with us please"
Missing, 1 cart horse last seen about 2 weeks ago, anyone with any info keep it to yourself.
There is only one way to find out.....
FIGHT!!!!
Jeff Collins being Jeff Collins thats what upsets me and you i think Aubrey.
I
JC got the words to "Yma o hyd" wrong, that's what upset Bez
Well done last night lads
good helmet plumb ! has jc pinched ur arse bez !!
The best bit about all these last comments is that Cow won't quite know what's gone on but will be chomping at the bit to know.
One looked like a drunk Rob Howley and the other one looked a bit like the hobbit. If you know who the players are please contact JO at the WRU asap
Was griff at the game last friday?
Martin B i usually admire your humour but thats the worst joke ever
He will have an award for the thickest skin in the Club maybe!!!
Ban him now and never get him to return
Can Jeff Collins be banned from Narberth RFC he really doesnt improve.does he
Last Friday night just reminded me what a twat the bloke is. If you happen to read this Jeff then i make no apology.!!
Be prepared for some great singing from the French boys tonight.
Was with them and Bruce last night top singers and some great sideboards
Not just anybody can drink the same Coffee as Robbie !!!
Ive always maintained that !!
Very, three cups of coffee in the morning and afternoon
Cow, that would be great if you still have it and are still down, the missus works with Rob in the nfu office in Narberth and we live opposite if you can drop it in cheers
I'm leading a cliff hopping party around St.Nons on Sunday. Few beers after. Everyone welcome.
awsome result boys last night . I think i might have 2 retire i'm bloody sore,stiff and bruised !!! clean joke of the year mart !!
BBC Wales have just announced that Withybush hospital is treating a patient who has swine flu, asked what they are feeding the patient a spokesman said "pancakes and plaice" asked why they are feeding this food they said "thats all we can get under the door"
NB this joke was adapted from my AIds joke of 1990
Witnessed several new Olympic Sports most of them involved AY
Great news lads, nice to have the cup back.
Plumby that joke was on Terry Wogan's show this morning, you should be too young to be listening to him
There is concern about swine flu in Pembs so I've been on the phone to NHS direct. I couldn't get through to them, there was a bad line, all i got was crackling.
Top effort Mart... impressive time.
Robbie - unfortunately I will not be able to run out for the vets in May... gutted!!
Nice one mart.
Eils has already told the Crymych no 8 that works for Jeff in Llanddewi to watch out for the old f***er in the back row.
smash-smash-smash-smash-smash-smash!
Good luck guys tonight, lets hope we can kick off the first of this weeks five finals Narberth are involved in with a "massive W "
Llongyfarchidau Martin well done
All the best tonight in the Final. Ymlaen Arberth
top stuff mart! you should be running out at 10 for the vets game now!
pob lwc heno bois
Under 4 hours is immense.
Picture of me eating an apple after finishing