scroll through the gallery see if you recognise somebody
he can't make the stag do but he is going on the the hen do!!
he's goingto the wedding and the honeymoon too
Congratulations to Timmy G and Yvonne - A bouncing baby boy, born yesterday evening - Osian Dewi Griffiths.
Plumby do you mean bezzler the yo-yo? Should you stand up or sit down during a hymn? Take Bezzler's lead and you'll be up and down like a yo-yo
No but Paul Bowen was in bits.
I imagine you felt like guilty about skipping in front of dozens of genuine Welsh choirs who could sing better than you and without cockney accents ye?
Match report: 15 all against Fishguard - terrible ref.
I’ve just had an SOS from my brother in law who had promised his folks tickets for the French match as a birthday present. They have booked into a hotel and restaurant, he has since been let down!! Does anyone know of a pair (or 3 ideally) of tickets?
I thought we were losing by 4 points, but at the end of the day it was my fault and I appologise to all concerned
So, its a cold Thursday night in Haverfordwest rugby club. Narberth Athletic are in town to face their 2nds in a Pembrokeshire cup first round game.
To cut a shit story short, 78 minutes in and the Athletic are leading by 1 point. The Haverfordwest full-back cuts through about 3 players and ends up in the Athletic's 22, a Narberth player dives over the ball and they get a penalty in front of the post which they successfully convert.
The Athletic run up to take the kick-off with Jimbo fucks up and ends up going backwards. Scrum on the halfway line, they successfully retain the ball but are driven backwards beyond their 10 metre line where a penalty is given to the Athletic for a player holding onto the ball on the ground.
The Athletic give a collective sigh of relief, a kickable penalty to win by two points...
Oh... put the party popper back in the box... Griff has tapped and gone! The ball goes through two phases and is lost, final whistle blows. Good night Irene. Athletic are out of the cup.
(i mean, in fairness Griff had another stormer and we lost the game through basic errors and naivety, but still).
Come on then Plumb lets have it.
(not much sleep last night)
DREAMING! Horse went in for board wax, they did'nt have a clue.
Spoke to Eils on Sunday Griff, she said you getting all tetchy when you're hungry is a constant concern but she has learnt to recognise the early warning signs.
There was a rich man from Yerbeston
Who tried to cross a river...
WHAT A DOPE!!
He tripped on his lip, now look at him shiver!!!!
near to Llarregub and Llanbobl
What's it like being a granddad Rob?
I was there when he said it >>>>>>>>>>>
how many times did you proof read that Marv?
"will someone text Chinnys no thanks".
This is precisely the kind of misuse of (or in this case the complete absence of) punctuation which can cause chaos and confusion. This implies that there are many "Chinnys" all requiring a text message.
It is also very likely that these Chinnys will be very confused to receive a message from myself saying "no thanks", as I have not received a message from them requiring a yes or no answer.
In conclusion, I think you should text Chinnys back yourself, as in the time it took you to write "will someone text Chinnys no thanks" on this website, you could have sent them a text message saying "no thanks", which I assume is in response to a question addressed directly to yourself from them recently, and will therefore be a much more straightforward method of answering questions, which could serve you well in your future career of managing events.
Speaking of straightforward methods: the most straightforward route from Narberth to Aberystwyth is not via Fishguard Bezzler, just in case no one has mentioned it yet.
Yes there is room Shane. Ive been trying to get your mobile no. If you have mine can you please give me a text.
Twickenham no problem. this bus goes anywhere.
When is the next meeting Griff???.
Can somone text Chinnys no thanks.
Mam fach !!!!
gold.on a less sickly note, Mike Brown, Anna Brown, Smiler, Marve and I are going for an 8 mile run across the Preseli's tomorrow if anyone would like to join us. We're meeting at Tavarn Zinc at 11am and driving to the foot of Foel Dryfarn to run back to Rosebush. Route shown here. Give me a toot if you want a lift up\back.
It will be boggy and wet\foggy as fuck but drying off in Zinc after will be a good start to the days festivities.
Plumby your right again there are a hell of a lot of Lilt tins and Wham bar in Crymych in fact I think it was lilt and wham that built the house. I see lorries full of lilt at the club every week but I can’t see any one I know drinking them but the re-cycling bins in Crams, Llanelli and Swansea are making a mint.
Players dropping down the league are like whores.
When they are young they can charge what they like but as they get older and their looks start going and they then end up giving BJ just to get a hot drink.
Yup. A month of reading Mayrhofen resort reviews ahead. Count down almost over.
I have spotted some [deliberate] mistakes in Plumby's list of Grand National Winners.
My suspicions were aroused when I saw "Cool Runnings".
People might want to use the official list which is available here:
I don't know anything about this saga but I think that analogy paints a very effective picture Plumby. VERY occasionally I do think you are wasted as a computer geek and that your comic talents deserve a bigger stage.
However many other people will disagree with me.
Heading back West tonight so looking forward to hearing more about Wham/Lilt gate and catching up with whoever is out and about over the weekend.
Sounds like it was the usual feast of running rugby on boxing day...
Your right Plumby your equivalent would be if Narberth U10 would have a 3rd team
Kenny Xmas day
12 hour of Xmas day not days. It true
1. In the first hour of Xmas (8.30am)I had one very large glass of baileys
2. In the 2nd hour of Xmas two large whiskeys on the rocks
3. In the 3rd hour of Xmas some hot mud wine
4. In the 4th hour of Xmas a bottle of champagne
5. In the 5th hour of Xmas 5 Jaffa cakes
6. In the 6th hour of Xmas a bottle of cheap M&S plonk
7. In the 7th hour of Xmas more Jaffa cakes
8. In the 8th hour of Xmas Ginger cider
9. In the 9th hour of Xmas pigs in blankets
10. In the 10th hour of Xmas purple Quality Streets
11. In the 11th hour of Xmas more baileys
12. At the last hour of Xmas more Jaffa cakes and cider
Can'y wait until Boxing day
Does 16 sprouts take as long to cook as a whole cabbage ????
They take more care of mushroom than I do of my car !!
Have you got a Twitter account? What about Marvvs slate of your literacy?
Sorry Plumby
Can we talk about Darts on SAS
No Jokes (not allowed to have any fun. It’s like living in Iran)
No Football (just mountain biking and surfing)
No religion
Yellow card.
Does not apply to the Rev Martin Williams.
It was you who sang the F+cking worst welsh version Fields of Athenry. I have ever here’d. Some song are not made to be sung by a pissed handyman who when he pissed clams to of invented Baby Guinness.
"You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell?"
Plumby
For the people who use shit and shave Mattew 23 : 33
For those attending Chinsters new years bash' find below a handy list of Grand National Winners... Grand National Winners .pdf
Today's lesson
Daddy's car in the woods?
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground
and go into the woods.Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and
Aunt Jane in a
Passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain
himself as he ran home and
Started to tell his mother.'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and
he was
Giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her
shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt
Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time.I want to
see the look on Daddy's
Face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell
his story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I
saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look
and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off
her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the
same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on
the oil rigs.'
Mummy fainted!
Moral:
Sometimes you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to the whole
story
Before you interrupt!
What has the name of football stadium got anything to do with Richard view on modern association football. e.g Newcastle stadium Name “ sports direct shithole.com” Liverpool and Everton new joint stadium “ we are all on the dole but still can watch football.com” and the Manchester super Stadium based on the Milan stadium “ AC DC Bull shit ring”
You got to love a Kenny outburst!
Last time I heard a rant like that from Kenny was when we lost to Cardigan 2nds away! (the game where we were all pissed and Cardigan put out half a team of soccer players!)
Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.
Rum and ice will ruin your liver.
Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart.
Gin and ice will ruin your brain.
Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth...
There u have it! ICE is f ##kin lethal.
Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice, just drink it straight!!
Morris “just because you have some fucking Arabs money does not mean you are a big team. You could win the Premiership for a few years but like Blackburn your just here as long as the money there. Players don’t want to play for your slimy scarf wearing Italian ice-cream selling manager.
You have turning into a football prick !! Sing when your winning !!
The Urine test (This was written by a rig worker in the North Sea - What he says makes a lot of sense!)
I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.
In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig for a drilling contractor. I am required to pass a random urine test for drugs and alcohol, with which I have no problem.
What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a benefits cheque because I have to pass one to earn it for them?
Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.
I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their arse drinking beer and smoking dope.
Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a benefit cheque?
What going on in the Premiership Man City and Spurs in the top half of the league. It will never last ???
We could organise a get together if people are keen? I know a good italian restaurant that tolerates idiots.
Cow - I'd been in a boat for about 7hrs before sunday
Tim G - just leaving myself a little room for inprovement!
Smalls - Your a bit of an authority when it comes to my skiing, you watch me dissapear in to the distance often, see me pass you in mid air and even watch me come in and vulture you ....whilst still falling (Robbie i'll get that footage to you!)......the only ever time you've been in front of me was in that epic high speed tussle down the Trout where you made that killer dash for the line!....even there i believe you cheated by sending robbie in to distract me!!!!! Funny, happy days!
"They said go and they all went off in a completely different direction to me"
Sir Alex is 1-6 puppy
'Balotelli oh oh oh, Balotelli oh oh oh,
sets fire to his gaff,
fire rockets from his bath'!!
Enjoy that yesterday Mart?!!
Then I remembered, he hasn't got one.
Connie 1hr 53m 26s
Marve 1hr 53m 32s
Marve got to watch her ar*e for 13.1 miles - genius
Yeh, llogarfarch Tim & Yvonne.
What the hell was in that tea bag Bohata?!
Hear ye, hear ye
Congratulations to Tim and Yvonne who have announced they are to have a baby! Due in April next year, Yvonne has just had the 12 week scan. Big congratulations to you both from everyone at the JNT and SNS offices.
Ifan Box is the most photographed welsh fan in NZ
Oi Dougal.....near..........far away............near, far away!
yep,rip, he put the world at our fingertips.
...or in Rosebush in the 90's.
Perhaps he'd been to a christening or wedding??
Did you see Ifan Box in the crowd for the Namibia game?
After Priestland converts North's second try (about 65mins of the game) the camera shows Box and his mates dressed in suits, he is on the far right in a beige number
Moving swiftly along, im sure you've all seen this, but if you aint, its brilliant.
Dear Kenny
I left home for work last week and after less than a mile my car stalled and wouldn’t start. I walked back to my house and found my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter. They announced that the affair had been going on for two years. Can you help me…I’m desperate.
Dear Reader
The most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines. Hope this helps.Kenny
I dont think Griff would let anyone near his rubber ring!
Triathlon the JNT way, are you mad Horse? There would be a mass brawl within 10 mtr of the start. Cow would be wondering around with his wet suit pulled over his head. Plumpy would be crying and Greenpeace would be taking Gary back out to deep water.
I had a vereuca in primary school so did not go swimming
I know its not the correct way of spelling it
Plumby could be interested in doing the Pembs Tri.
We're not looking to break records, just complete the course and get on the beers.
Confirmed\pencilled-in entrants so far...
- Griff
- Bill
- Cow
- Smiler
- Me
Maybe next time they'll try an Olympic distance one like real men.
I am starting the "enter Horse into next years Ironman" club and am currently looking for new members, all welcome. The plan of attack is that if we have enough members, we pay for the entry then raise money for charity. sit back and watch the pain!
Podge, DAM YOU!! working late and you 've gone and got skiing in my mind, productivity just brought to halt! Anyone remember this?
"How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big"!!!!!!
Commentating gold.
Plumpy I will tell you the true story.
The well known fighting duo Gary and Robbie started a mass brawl they couldnt finish so Hog with goal posts for legs (shads) had to step in and hoover up the mess. FACT.
Gazza ( Gary)and Vinny Jones last night at the football
That story changes with every recital. In the last one i heard there were 70 Kidwelly players and they were all on horseback.
Soo... whats going on here? I cant work out who shads is hitting?! What happened?
Just like Kidwelly away Gary!
Pity Bob the Builder was'nt there!!
“Bristow reasons . . . Bristow quickens ... Aaah, Bristow.”
“Jockey Wilson . . . What an athlete.”
“That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!”
“He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed”
“Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a waterbuffalo with a pea-shooter”
“The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in with a portion of chips, you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them”
“Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.”
“It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline”
“Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out”
“His eyes are bulging like the belly of a hungry ch.affinch”
“That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.”
“It's the nearest thing to public execution this side of Saudi Arabia.”
“His physiognomy is that of a weeping Madonna.”
“He's as cool as a prized marrow!”
“Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.”
“He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.”
“The pendulum swinging back and forth like a metronome”
“His face is sagging with tension.”
“The fans now, with their eyes pierced on the dart board.”
“He's been burning the midnight oil at both ends.”
“That's like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank”
“As they say at the DHSS, we're getting the full benefit here.”
“He is as slick as minestrone soup”
“There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.”
“The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!”
“This lad has more checkouts than Tescos.”
“John Lowe is striding out like Alexander the Great conquering the Persians”
“When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror”
“By the time of the final on Sunday he should be fit to burst!”
“There's only one word for that - magic darts!”
“Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!”
“I don't know what he's had for breakfast but Taylor knocked the Snap, Crackle and Pop outta Bristow”
“Even Hypotenuse would have trouble working out these angles”
“Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.”
“If you're round your auntie's tonight, tell her to stop making the cookie's and come thru to the living room and watch these two amazing athletes beat the proverbial house out of each other”
“When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer..... Bristow's only 27.”
“Eat your heart out Harold Pinter, we've got drama with a capital D in Essex.”
“If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone home.”
“He's playing out of his pie crust.”
“They won't just have to play outta their skin to beat Phil Taylor. They'll have to play outta their essence!”
“Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.”
“There's no one quicker than these two tungsten tossers... ”
“Look at him as he takes his stance, like he has been sculptured, whereas Bobby George is like the Hunchback of Notre Dame.”
“He's playing like Robin Hood in the Nottingham super league”
“Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!”
“The atmosphere is a cross between the Munich Beer Festival and the Coliseum when the Christians were on the menu.”
“Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!”
“He's like D'Artagnan at the scissor factory.”
“Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis”
Sports news
what are the results from the weekend ???? been to the moon for a few days.
Aus v Nz
Football
Netball
Tennis
Cricket six a side Pub winner ( Fossa Sports Otters )
That was at the top of a fcuk off hill.
RIP Huw Ceredig.or Fatty Lewis from Twin Town 69 Kidney failure
Brother of Dafydd Iwan and ex Chairamn of Bridgend RFC.
Being buried at sea apparently.!!!! Nothing wrong with cremation mind
Cysgan dawel.
Finding the limits of your bike is never a bad thing. When I stop falling off, thats when you need to start worrying.
What will never take off is cycling at speeds beyond your ability and ending up with a c-cup boob sized lump on you elbow.
I could make it film length but there would just be more shots of marve looking rough drinking tea.
I like the coment from Nickegg "you are clearly a very bad rider"
simple and to the point.
Hmm, anyone fancy doing a lap with this bloke?
Podge, are you Solamanda?
You could always adopt, Aubs.
Milton Damien Tarquin Nimrod
..was the best. I guess its a race to see who pops first to claim the name!
Good skills Jase. Marve and I will see you by the 2:30 pace guy at the start.
"Jason Jennings & Sarah Jennings are expecting baby No 2 in early feb." - JJ on Facebook
1.Benjamin H Douglas
2.Browny Brown
3.Dai SW Jones
4.Jackie SW Jones
5.Jase Pantmawr Jennings
6.Tee motherfucking Pee
7.Maybe Chris Mac
i will be viewing if the line up consists of.....
1) Hodge Senior
2) Podge
3) Sir William Frank Frdge 3rd
4) Higgy
5) Rob Nich
6) Smalls
7) Bezzler
Anyone fancy a entering the tag 7's tournament in the club tonight? It would be ace to field a SnS side. 7pm kick-off.
Bloody hell Hodge, that is a bit harsh. Griff is an easy target leave him alone.
I wasn't too bad cheers Podge. Very tired, but after my nap things picked up. I think it was the port and brandy.
Right. I've just had a new fucking knee, so when I see Griff next I am going to kick his arse. Because he is a cunt, an absolute cunt, what a cunting cunt he really cunting is.
I am going now because Muuuuureeeee has just made a nice cup of chaaa.
great day and all on video..even griff on the trampoline....
Was he drinking with Chinny again ??
I would like to extend the warmest of felicitations to you both.
P.s. I'll show you internet hard Griff you complete and utter pussy.
Congratulations to you both, great news.
Out of the blocks like Usain Bolt
Baby due in January!
Congratulations to you both. Amazing news.
Marvo and I have entered the Cardiff Half. Lets make a party out of it, get signed up now and then worry about it later...
Here's a cool pace band PDF...
Make sure you give the jacket back to Robbie - Tim G.
Its probably quite dirty after being at Glastonbury.
Persil automatic would be best i think, i wouldnt want you upseting Robbie.
Seeing as me and Horse cycled 120 miles, ran 26 and swam 2.5 over the weekend i wander if any of you would like to throw some cash at our chosen charity,The Noahs Arc Appeal? The kids are our future.
You can donate on the Justgiving page here.
its true what they say about too much sun giving you premature aging......aubrey you should have given indie a sun hat....nature can be so cruel!
You plonker Martin!
Skip to 40 seconds for gold.
Just thought of about 12 puns revolving around Audreys incorrect spelling of seamen. I will try and decide on the best one.
P.s. They all involved you too Bezzler.
P.p.s. Podge is right Griff. You need to calm down pal. (and toughen up).
Take that made me feel calm and happy. Whats wrong with you Griff mun!!!
Not me mun, Eils and the girls went to see them last night.
Yes..Midway Motors Coach...!
any way who's looking forward 2 bill's 2nd awakening?? oh and i do love rafting?
- Les
- Horse
Big shout out to two new Wakeboarders in the JNT team. TG and Woodlander made it up on the water for the first time yesterday.
bez, who will the scarlets be playing in the europa league
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Well I think you boys are being as harsh on 'Merrt' as he was on Brownie there!
I agree though Marve, a side by side picture is the only answer.
Me neither, I actually think you only put that comment on to be mean Mart.
If Plumby could actually put the Photo of Brown next to the picture of Beaker that would prove my point. Mart, if after that scientific experiment I am proved wrong I will apologise wholeheartedly.
Cow are you separated from birth with Beaker off the muppets?
We'll be there too. I'll tell Victoria to start getting ready now...
I hope the Wedding count down counter doesn't mean we've missed the wedding. I've had my suit dry cleaned especially.
Looking forward to it.
Where is everyone heading for the pre wedding pint??
Twelve in the Duke?? Griff can you shed any light on this?? Rob ??
I would say his arse is twitching but that's just a normal day for Gary.
Last game of the season for the Athletic today 2.30, come along and see some sort of rugby played.
Youth lost 33-6....
My Stag is now on 17-19th June..leaving Narberth @ 12...white water rafting in/on the bay followed by a night in cardiff and the following night in bath..all welcome for one night or two...let me know so I can sort accomodation..Simon Davies welcome... in the same raft as Aubrey?
Me
Emma
Ali
Lyndsey
Tim Griff
Yvonne
Jason
Sarah
Jaime x2
Chiny
Bezler
Marve
""Was he?""
Well you may have to read the ticket Bez, but Papa moon can help you with that.
Thanks for nothing Aubs.
There is a mega-gig happening in the Queens Hall on the 23rd of April. The Last Republic are playing (they won a nation wide battle of the bands contents to play at V festival last year, their keyboard player is David Llewelyn, a local lad). They are supported by Steven Hallwoods band, another local guy who is getting rave reviews in London.
Tickets are only 8.
Ali and Lyndsey are keen down and keen for it, so get involved. Horse and any other exiles let me know if you want tickets and I'll pick them up.
Ps. It took all my will not to literally destroy Aubrey with a one liner yesterday.
User error Podge, I will send Charlie around to show you how to drink it correctly.
"Michael, something's happened"
Marve I think the important point to remember is, if you are sick, don't try to transfer the sick from the sink to the toilet using your hands.
Hey Gary. If Horse is selling up I am going to have to come and live with you and nerys.
Unless you have room in the west wing Aubs.
but just before we sell up maybe there's timp to do a special flip?
(because there are two twats inside fighting over the last biscuit).
He is the biking polar opposite of Plumb. Horse why do I have to sell up? you sell up, buy the camper and I can tag along.
da'boy got boing!!
griff, its given me some ideas......sell up!!
plumby, resize pic please
I recall you pulling the odd surprise performance out of the bag...usually in training though.
We are talking about S Plumb (the "real" Plumby) here aren't we.
Cow have you ever:
- Met this lot?
- Seen me play rugby?
6.5% organic cider in the club, don't they know I can't handle my drink!
Doh! Bloody Gary he is so expensive to keep.
Cow have you been drinking the same as Bezler?
Aub, can't remember the name but it was a free can of Red Stripe, ask for Mai Ling if she is still stripping, and if you see Goldie in the church see what her cellulite is like now
Just for the record, the water pump gasket blew on my bike, not "Griff got tired".
It's going to be a long weekend for you Gary!
ps. I am disbanding Griffolas racing corp.
"Were you just sick"?
"No"!
"you've got spew all over your legs mun"!
"Reesy was sick as well"!
……Its always the Bezzler show!
The old ones are always the best Plumby!!!!.
At least some of you will not have to sleep in a caravan this time.
Mind you we could end up on that floating youth hostel near Batersea power station !!!! Anything is possible on Nicholas tours.
Some idiot might lose his bag and pay £19.50 for a sandwich!!!!
I hope Jamie ( if he arrives) and Shads realise that this is Gary's stag!!!!.
PS Are we going for a pint in Reading this time??
The old ones are always the best Plumby!!!!.
At least some of you will not have to sleep in a caravan this time.
Mind you we could end up on that floating youth hostel near Batersea power station !!!! Anything is possible on Nicholas tours.
Some idiot might lose his bag and pay £19.50 for a sandwich!!!!
I hope Jamie ( if he arrives) and Shads realise that this is Gary's stag!!!!.
PS Are we going for a pint in Reading this time??
You dont need spare pants for a two day/night piss up in London, that would be a bit over the top surely?!
Here's a secret video of Robbie making sure everything is perfect for Garys stag.
Where did you find that Papa moon?
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tick-tock ring-ring tick-tock
What a fantastic tag team! I for one would pay good money to see Morris and Audrey take on the Nicholas bros.
(maybe an idea for London)
"Ooooh, i dont know what else to say....."
"Well sit down then!!!!!!!"
As Aubrey said, you must always go out at the top!
What about Bezzlers at Robbie & Helens?
Quote: 'There's Mountie mun, good ol boy Mountie. He came on for me once!'
Morris's speech at my wedding, I have never been so proud of the company I keep.
Well Bezzler, once again you have put things in perspective for me, and all there is left for me to do is apologise to Browny, Mike I feel like an absolute chump and I am sorry.
Also I must plead with everyone who is speaking in Gary's wedding, please do not get drunk and make a fool of Gary on his special day, none of us will get any enjoyment out of that, it is just cruel and childish, and I don't think that any of us are cruel or childish.
I'm trying to cut his speech down. The video may change the world.
This is Mike Browns speech from the same wedding Podge, (as well as I can remember it).
Yes...... yes... well um.........I remember.........um ...........oh yes.................................um............................when Tim was young he um............yes.........yes........well........................that's right..................and he was really upset and Richy bought him a cake and.......................................ummmm........yes..........................well.......that's about it really.
oh actually there is one more thing um...................yes...................................................I am going to get really good at fighting and beat the shit out of Plumby.
(Mike walks back to his seat without waiting for the applause).
How not to toast the groom.
How not to fight in chalets
How not to use platic chairs
How not to throw in
(feel free to add to this list :)
ps. when are you skiing? your doors are wide enough for a few of us.
For those of you interested, i may be able to get a bit of discount on this Cape currently on sale here.
By the way; did anyone who was in Chinnys party on new years eve take my coat home. The coat chinny lent me to walk home doesn't quite fit me.
You will recognise my coat because it is grey, and it is a coat.
Could you stop in tescos and pick up some findus crispy pancakes for me Plumb.
Which city are you working in, Haverfordwest or Carmarthen?
im off to prett to grab a skinny frappuccino.
Gary just pulled the trigger... but in a court of law that makes him guilty! Fair play mind, top jape!
Griff, the scarf is ready and still got the beer stain from Robbie's stag!
I got to warn you though, the amount of time wasted by changing your clothes and having a gay wash when we could be sinking a few more is something you should consider.
We all know the reason why Robbie likes to look his best when on boys trips, so think hard my fellow engineer!!
Martin..the match is on Monday 27th like most other games, perhaps not the proper boxing day but that's when it will be played weather permitting!
I'm up for the boxing day bash, can somebody tell me what day it is and no smart alec saying the 26th of december 'cos tim griff has confused me now saying it is monday!!
i could be up for the stag to london it all depends if rachel gets a pay rise, i wonder how i can drop a subtle hint to her boss!!!
Karrrrrrl Potterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
After one game when he was playing for Tyddewi, when asked by the coach why he did'nt have his best of games, he replied in his best harfart accent 'I can't understand it, I was brilliant in Youth!'.
Up for Boxing day Bill and for the spring cricket tour to London Rob.
Im in for the chunky one's stag,... Audrey have you asked permission we wouldn't want you to miss the bus!
Is everyone still up for Boxing Day (Monday 27th)...meet in the club @ 1pm pay on at the gate and its £10/head for food including a free beer..hope that sounds ok, could do with a rough idea on numbers the more the merrier!
It's ON.
One benefit of Gary ruining the cricket tour for the rest of us is that there is going to be a gentlemens outing for him.
It will be Saturday 19th March to Monday 21st March 2011.The venue-London town.Cost £150.That will give you 2 nights b&b at the Holiday Inn Bloomsbury and coach travel there and hopefully back.
I need to confirm numbers asap(quickly Bezler) with the hotel and get a deposit of £50.
Therefore let me or the Gary know if you are up for it and hand over the cash.
The news blackout on what's in store for the chunky one starts now.
KARL POTTER
in the Western Telegraph? had his chest waxed for charity
Cheers Podge. I scan read the article not paying much attention but the one sentence that stood out to me was:
" Habitually heavy drinkers tend to get milder hangovers".
I think we have found the solution to our hangover problems Podge; Special brew, every night.
also, for those who havent seen it...
ps Cheers for last night Billy & Lisa! It was awesome!
I couldn't arrange 10 piss ups in a mini......I mean popes in a brewery........no that's not it either. Have to stop drinking baby guinness during the day!
I am not doing it!
PS. Look who's not at the top of the Olympic table any more!
Now I have found out that he was never really a lawyer it seems so obvious. All those little signs, the way he walked, the stupid things he said, that crappy old watch that looks like he won it at the fair. His disgraceful lewd behaviour when drunk.
But now we now the truth, he works in a shop. (A geeks shop), that is one step down from Papa Moon.
P.s. Is there a burger van outside P.c. world, because I will be there for some advice.
Naked, with a Mike Brown mask on, and some strategically placed mistletoe.
Come on down one and all. I'll give you a 3D TV demonstration (or find a man who can). Anyone up for a night out in Carmarthen that week for some festive ales? I'll find out where the PC World crowd drink.
Hear ye, hear ye
As part of Mike Browns new job he has to work on the shop floor of a PC World for a week, to see the business at ground level.
It therefore gives me great pleasure to announce that he will be working in
PC World Carmarthen
from the
19th of December.
Any body seeking advice on PC's, Software, Why your hoover doesn't work after you left it outside because it stank of dog because you used it to hoover up a kennel worth of hair should go and see him there.
"COULD THE LABOUR PARTY TURN BRITAIN'S SWANS GAY?"
"ARE IMIGRANTS GIVING BRITAIN'S SWINE FLU"
"IS THE METRIC SYSTEM GIVING YOU DIABETES?"
etc
If you don't do the reps you don't feel the pain. and I don't feel the pain.
Also I am missing next weeks event so Gary could have a chance to get off the bottom of the table.
Man up Tim.
I like your thinking Higgy.
We are meeting in the balcony suite at 1.30. Regardless of rugby.
If the game is on this Saturday boys, don't forget we are sponsoring. 2nds v Llandovery at home (£15 a head). Come and cheer Aubs and Griff on from the warmth of the sponsors bar with a hot meal, a smooth pint and some sparkling conversation. (and it is the winter carnival for anyone wishing to party on into the night).
Anyone who is coming and hasn't let me know can you please do so, or in your case Bezzler just make an obscure comment that is completely pointless and unrelated to anything that precedes it, and I will do my upmost to decipher some Kind of hidden meaning.
I like the Tom Jones / Cerys Mathews song its cold outside
Yes I am Podge.
It was a real come down Saturday seeing people like Robbie Nich, Rob the Chemist and some old man playing for the seconds, Anthony somone apparently.
Plumby were you an advert for Persil on Saturday or had you lost a bit of interest in the game ??
You are forgetting 4 jagerbombs.
I LOATHE MYSELF!
Two pieces of toast
A beef roll
A pack of crisps
12 pints of Guinness
9 baby Guinness!
Cant make your bash either Marv
Those participating in next weeks proceedings are advised to bring running trainers. Also those who have flexibility issues are advised to start stretching their hamstrings now.
Olympics is still on :)
Nice one Rob
Podge is the new route for the Ras Sion Corn going past Geoff Gilrhyd's farm?
Or could it be Fabien Pelous after a night out with Bob the Builder?!
Good spot plumby, Smalls and Griff can come up after the game.....so long as they pay!!
Many people remarked during the day at Kev's funeral how unfortunate it was that it took a funeral to get old friends all back together again. How true that comment was. Due to this and after informal chats with a few people, it is propsed that we have a reunion on Boxing Day by sponsoring the game against Crymych ( home this year)
I have spoken to Bill Ridge reagarding this and the date is free.Bill will confirm cost with me when i get back to him,. There are plans for something in Kevs memory for the end of the season. Please can you can confirm if you are interested in this.
Diolch.
Ps. Do you want a website? Anyone else?
Ps. Does anybody need a website? I've got some spare time coming up!
The last time Marve stayed at my parents house he shit the bed and left without telling them.
Oh hang on, I have just realised that your last comment was not meant to be taken literally, so I retract my previous comment.
I do this all the time, I hope no one ever mistakes it for sarcasm, because I am not a sarcastic person.
Sorry Gary, I don't think there would be much crackling on you.
Speaking of which, anyone in the club for the game Saturday?
Hey Papa Moon. I think you'll find that among the tougher members of the group. the wheel retained its poularity for the whole weekend.
Me too Podge. Reminds me of a threat subtly hidden in a valid question I once had from Kenny: "Marv where is my shoe? if you don't tell me I will F***ing glass you!!!!".
Took me a while to figure that one out.
what're you on about Griff, he's cleared tray 3, 3 f*&king times!.....never mess with the big artillery!
What do you about lead...........?
Dear dear dear me, this Farouk has got absolutely zip to do with Ivor the engine…..Richie, I’m surprised at you too…..
Farouk lived next door to 3 High View Crescent Koolaroo…….”it was going to be at the heart of a big housing development…..but it never took off, Dad reckoned the planes put people off, them and the power lines…..”
Where’s Ivor the engine?
Back there…….!
And Mart, always a pleasure to help out.
As Jackson Baker of Nowra Engineering once said to me 'To be old and wise, you first have to be young and foolish - and you f&*%ing are'!
Here here Aubs.
Rob Nich, that's your classic wit all over! Will be interested to see how many on this site got that one!
Good on ya plumby, all is forgiven for that horrendous lbw decision on cricket tour!
Marve - Gary is probably right, but check with Rob Nich for an accurate answer!
Hmmm, beaten to the punch. I was actually going to use the paint drying line. I must be getting predictable and repeating myself over and over again, retelling the same jokes and stories.
I suppose it could be an age thing. Morris. how old were you when this started happening to you?
just booked some tickets for thearte mwldan
2 for tomorrow night to see Andy Kirkpatrick, there are a few left if anyone else wants to come along
10 tickets for 5th march next year fot the world tour of the Banff mountain film festival, let me know who wants one.
Marve.....you can paint kiwi's room blue that night, we know you love watching paint dry on such occasions!
Just as long as Bezzler doesn't write a letter, it would cost a fortune in stamps for all those sheets of paper.
I'll send a letter.
NOT
THIS
YEAR
Leicester was just great Plumby just great. Well done to Nerys et al on there runs yesterday
Oh Bezzelarrrr!
Why are all your messages in short statements.
With massive gaps in between each one.
Is this some new writing style you have been taught.
On your university course?
Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with it.
It gets your message across just fine.
But it does waste valuable interweb space.
And I am sure it must be running short by now.
I am hoping that by the time I submit this message.
It will have knocked Morris's message off the page.
And then no one will read it.
Not that it wasn't worth reading.
It was a pretty good one in fact.
Dont mention the tennis (Gary said)
What they on about Griff??
(5 t-shirts X original cost) / Im not paying out for that shit = Fuck all
Richie, not to worry, the Oz Tag T shirt was at home.......
Les, Sadly the 1999 Rodney Concrete Services shirt - (Get Laid by) The Force Of the North- is no more!!!!
Robbie, how do you quantify such a loss?
That car isn't bringing you much luck Jamie.
That t shirt was an iconic part of you.
I cant believe they have taken your clothes
No way Horse, that f****r should be sent straight to excecution, pikeys have no right to wear a tee shirt you nearly caused a riot in!!
Meet @ Bloomfield 7pm
Kick-about on the 5-a-side pitch after too.
GOD DAM PIKEYS!!! If any one see's a scallywag around nantgarw sporting a 'Rodney Concrete Services' polo shirt and jeans 5 sizes too big let me know!!
its amazing how robbie nich's reception goes when you call him regarding a claim.
robbie......robbie......robbie mun......
Plumby abused his privelege of being the computer geek with everyones passwords, and in doing so just made a mockery of the whole site.
Thanks for ruining it for everybody Plumb.
I think I smell a rat....
at those odds you can count me out but i'll have £10 on pen sgwar having a boy.
Odds of it being a boy 2500/1
100 quid on jas j please? and you plumb? or are you timmy g as in g for ginger?
All my moneys going on Bezler, what are his odds?
Cow - 3/1
Gary - 4/1
Timmy G - 4/1
Morris - 6/1
Horse - 8/1 *
Les - 30/1 *
Marve - 35/1 *
* - Lack of \ ineffective prophylactic
Ps. Stop writing **** on this site!
SMASH!!!!!
When i go to big cities i quite enjoy going for a swim in there muddy rivers! It's quite refreshing you should try it some time. The older European cities tend to have the muddier ones
Croeso to the forum Mr Patterson.
I agree Griff great days
He i'm back in the game!
Are you boys still talking about pethe twp all day????
What is it Griff?
Lookout.
Those exercises I gave you last night are guaranteed elbow irritants.
I care more for the competition than I do for your elbow. Fact.
- Elbow wars
- Elbow banging
- Elbow wobble
The evening was a complete success and the weather held for the opening night of the Pembrokeshire Winter Olympics...
Two suberbly planned and organised events kicked off the 2010 Olympic calendar and the competitiveness was evident from the start.
The sushi inspired 'Egg and concrete roll' opened the proceedings and a suprise front runner emerged... after an eventful second event 'Doggy ball launching', a gap had already opened up at the top of the leader board with a complete outsider showing form beyond all belief.
Griff was at the top.
Everything can change at this early stage and next weeks antics will surely bring a more deserving leader to pole position. Only time will tell.
You better have been training. You are going to need it you complete and utter ****.
PS. Dont forget the first event of the Pembrokeshire Olympics tomorrow night 7PM Blooooomfield.
That Rob Nich is an absolute ****! He's not borrowing my bike. What a ****!
Cheers for dragging me to the end of the Marreg boys. Very painful last 3rd but good to nail it and see some bits of Pembs I haven't visited very often.
Marreg recovery program recommended by all top trainers:
- drive to Cardiff
- get into the bar by 11pm and neck 8 pints of Bow
- Charlestons steak
- couple of hours sleep
- fry up
Hear ye, hear ye
The Pembrokeshire Winter Olympics 2010 will begin next week. Those wishing to partake in the many events of the Olympics are invited to meet in the overflow car-park at Bloomfield next Tuesday (14th) at 7pm.
For those not in the know the amateur Olympic movement first made an appearance in Cardiff in the winter of 2005. Every week entrants would gather and participte in events organised by the entrants themselves. Each entrant would take it in turn organising an event. Previous events included "battered buoy bowling", "standing leap" and "toss your ball". Points were awarded for 1st, 2nd etc and total points are recorded in a league table.
All entrants welcome.
Mike Brown nearly died
I read in the Daily Express last Thursday that two men from England somewhere had been rescued from Mont Blanc due to the adverse weather conditons.
Bloody nutters the lot of them.
Plumby you have just printed a very honest factual recording of the events of Sunday night.!!!
I sugest you speak to Morris who will teach you how to fabricate a strory in to being something totally different to the truth..
You didnt mention that Jamie was crying and saying " Oh no not my poor little Volvo.etc etc.
Good tea mind
cheers for the texts boys.
best get out of work and on to the plane....watch tthis space for tales of epic falls and toe to toe battles with yetties!!
Classic Horse... bet he's got a lame excuse for it as well...
You aimed a bit high there Marv, one notch lower and it would have been believeable.
are u all going in for narberth's first game of the season?
You have got far too much time on your hands Plumpy.
Sorry about the crane technique Kev. Don't feel bad though, "If do right, no can defend".
Horse came over, parked his car up outside my house. Bezler happened to be round too, so there was a few teas flowing. About an hour after Horse arrived therees a knock on the door and this policeman asked if I knew the owner of a blue Volvo.
Jaime had parked up with the handbrake not quite up and the car had rolled down the hill and hit the car on the opposite side of the road about 20 metres down. The bloke who owned the car had phoned the police (dick) instead of asking around about the car.
Anyhoo, it must have rolled pretty slow as there was very minimal damage to either car. Its going off piste.
Before you all start, there is a k in know
then back to NZ sunday for powder skiing on monday!
On the last attempt we got Griff, Horse, Marve, the under 11's squad and most of Bills herd in.
Oh, no wait, i remember now, you were put to bed by Chiny after a 1pm start to the carnival festivities.
It's called fishing Plumby, not catching.
Chinny and Marve fishing last Saturday - Fish caught 0
Chinny fishing on his own last Wednesday - Fish caught 5
Chinny and Marve fishing this Friday - Fish caught 0
Hey Plumpy. You look like Andrew major in that photo.
It's the wolf bagging that'll scare Veronica the most... she's not adverse to a sex swing - if the stories from the hen do are anything to go by.
Wow, back in the country, your glamorous new job must take you all over the world, oh no hang on I remember now you told me, you've been in Sheffield.
The fire story is a complete fabrication, much like the pissing the bed story, I would have admitted to the sex swing thing if you hadn't brought my cousin into it Plumby.
Brown, who are you kidding, we have all heard the story of you wolfbagging on the sex swing. Well your wife Veronica probably hasn't, but I'm sure she doesn't look on this site and expose herself to the evil propoganda that seems to be flying around these days.
Ask Laura, Anna or Jess Cow as they'll know what a sex swing is!
Horse, as a man who knows a thing or two about fires I wouldn't be too concerned! The smoke damage & slight burn marks are only superficial.
Cow - *Victoria knows all about sex swings
* insert correct name if I got her name wrong, I'm sure it's Victoria
Lets put this one straight shall we, Gary has never been hot. Rob can you tell your boys that I am not 40 like uncle Gary says.
So you should have written:- Gary was hot when Nerys was 4.
Cheers Plumby, I loves a bit of fail blog
Can anyone confirm whether or not Marve had a small house fire this morning?
Cooler than Robbie Nich- never!!!!
That white suit that Robbie wears is the coolest item of clothing ive seen for years, even topping his Garnet type blazer although that was quite cool as well..
Marve, you are now the comedy king!!
And the big question, is Aubrey now 'cooler' than Robbie Nic?!
Let's just straighten a few things out:
1. I haven't pissed the bed.
2.I cannot condone lying on this site.
3.Tim, dressing up as a gollywog is not really p.c. these days.
4.Aubrey....I was going to go for some kind of wordplay about "sanding next to Tim", but unfortunately I couldn't come up with anything worth including.
5. I didn't shit in the spare bed in June Plumb's house in 1999.
6.Horse went on a date with a 16 stone woman, introduced to him through Les Hughes' dating site.
sanding next to you makes me look pretty!
golden shower marve?
All well in the Bohata/ Davies residence ??!!!
sorry paid my deposit for skiing son? have you?
Looks like her to me. 14th May
ps. There's no need to add the HTTP:// bit when you add a link, it does it for you.
try this
Griff, toughen up.
Bessler fancies his chances this time round. Marv just you keep out of it this time!
They say never go back Podge so a different location is needed.
The Globe sounds good to me as long as they have enough toilets for Gary!!!
what about the tafarn zinc and the globe, I could get a pass if the stag was there
I'm sure there's something going on this week... something that's been in the pipeline for a while, that I really should remember. Hmmm, any ideas people?!
I reluctantly confirmed it was.
Hear ye, hear ye.
For those not content with Audreys house party, there is a 'fun bus' (local stag) cruising the taverns of North Pembs on Sunday. Bus will be leaving Haverfordwest on Sunday afternoon. Those interested will have the pleasure of the male contingent of the James family.Please let me know if you're coming.
All very good sugestions!!!
dressing up bez come on mun 80s films? crying game? you must have it on video? or any 80s western film like Brokenback mountain!
or Philadelphia! or some pop groups like erasure,bronskibeat or soft cell?morris will join you? morris any trouble from you and i"ll rip your off paisley pants. and then you"ll have none!!! tim g dere draw am yn neu dau cwrw odi chi moen?
Now, if Aubrey was invited to your place for an evening piss up, do you all think that he would piss in your hot water tank, block your cistern or put potatoes in your kettle?!
its an interesting thought.
How many taking tents to the party ??
Is everyone dressing up ??
The toilets can get very messy in these kind of events.
can't fliping log on 2 face book!!! just started working in swansea whats the attraction!
Nick Ainger to lose his seat then ???
Which way we all voting.
Plaid i think but im a bit torn this time
Elsewhere in the news: The Mighty Athletic are playing whitland tonight in the semi final of the Pembrokeshire cup. kick off 7:15 in whitland.
Dont lie for the rest of your life!!
Ah Jack Dudley - On my 1st senior game for St Davids at the tender age of 17 I ended up in his round, was in to bed by 7:45pm prior to which he apparently lifted my head off a table in the club saying 'here endeth the first lesson'!
Also, I witnessed that man drink 3 & 1/2 pints from a jug and neck the lot in 9.6 seconds without spilling a drop. Animal.
Any inside knowledge?
Hey Griffster.
Have you heard? There is a new KFC bacon and cheese sandwich that uses fried chicken instead of bread?
If anyone wants to join us Friday for the Ospreys v Scarlets match.
We are leaving Carmarthen station at 2.31pm . 7.05pm Kick Off
Myself and Wayne are meeting there. Kev is coming from Clunderwen and we are meeting Les there. Marv may be be coming as well.
Cheapest tickets £18. Plenty left for anyone who wants to purchase them on the day. Plenty of trains going home west after match.
can someone text or email me kenny's mobile number, i've added my contact info on the contact page.
I'm not available saturday my ribs are too sore after tuesday night, or does someone else want to tell him for me? please
Yes Podge, Bernie was heard to exclaim "that's my boy"
Plumby, please change my age from the match report, everyone knows I am 32
The Sara tune doesnt include the chorus bit of "Arglwydd dyma fi" etc
Dont worry Podge you have heard both versions theres no doubt about that. They are both more chapel hymns and although im Church of Wales i do prefer Chapel.
I will never forget Paul Bowns face when my grandmother asked him in welsh what denomination he was and he wasnt sure what the word ment.
Pa enwad wyt ti ?? ( Morris is still laughing about this)
Martin you have been very lucky to have met one of the most talented welshmen ever and hes one of my all time idols ( bigger than P.B)
Such a great loss that Ryan died so young
Is that the same famous 'Geoff Gilrhyd' with the 'mini pick up'?!
I think Aubrey had a marvellous time in the back of it if it is!
I apologise Mart. I just spoke to Geoff Glanrhyd and he confirmed that you were indeed on the stage at the same time as Ryan Davies.
I'm putting a vote in for Rhyd Y Groes
And then on your stag Marrrrrrrrrt you got picked out of the crowd in The Church and got to neck a can of beer as your prize!
What would happen if you got caught up in the X Factor auditions?!
Cracking Brownie, fair play, cracking!!
Its certainly worth considering Podge but im still going for Sara.
Cheers Plumby, good spot!! Was not a bad place to be when the teams ran out and for the anthems.
Some very good suggestions here. I would add Eli Jenkin's Prayer to the list. We'll have to sing through a few of these at our first rehearsal.
Also, not a great melody but I always thought this one had a certain chalm:
"If I had the wings of a sparrow, If I had the legs of a crow
I'd fly over Whitland tomorrow and **** on the B*****ds below."
We could add a few more verses....Plumby, over to you.
That last comment was actually a quote from Bezzler but I pressed the wrong button.
Mi glywaf dyner lais ( Sara)
Had a great sing song in the Angel Saturday with Brownys choir and the other choir from Bethesda North Wales that sung pre match in the stadium before the Italy match and we had an awesome sing song.
Some of the Bethesda choir were awesome singers and pleased the watching Les so much.
So much that he went to watch the Scotland game on Tv.
Marrrt!!
I think your 'welais Jac a dor' is up there too. To pick a favourite emyn is proving more difficult than first thought - great topic Bez!
Hey Podge, could you send me your address please as I don't know where to send the postcard
Good idea Podge. Yes Gwahoddiad is up there but
Rwyn gweld o bell dydd yn dod is a good one.
Signature tune for a choir will have to think on that one.
Looking foward to seeing Browny sing Italia Italia great anthem great intro.
Chirp chipry good song!!!
I quite like "living doll" but Bezzler said no cliffs.
I don't know what your problem is with him Bezzler......he's got a cracking voice!
I think your version of 'Where's ya mama gone' has got to be up there Podge!
No forests, No snow, No Cliffs, must be a mid season break
Marv whats your favourite Hymn ??
Mines " Mi Glywaf Dyner Lais ( Sara)
Didn"t hear you bezler ask a question last night on the real radio special on glamorgan cricket and only 2 days before Wales play the paddies!!!!!!!!!
Ospreys v Scarlets ( at the Libertry) Good Friday 7.05pm Kick Off
Tickets available from Monday 0871 871 8088
£18 £22 or £25
Myself Wayne and Les are making the journey so far
owwwwwwww
hurts to blink, nearly walking upright now
Hero.
Robbie's magic never misses an open goal fare play.
You worried about Podge Griff ??
You boy have no hope of seeing podge for a wile I’ve been stuck in the shit hole called whitland for 6 years.
Not only was it a poor pun Rob, but in 3 weeks Bezzlers going to return it with a witty off the cuff comeback, and make you look like a fool.
Still no sign of Podge boys?
Good comment Bez.
Would have had more effect if you hadn't written it two and a half weeks after the event.
Morris, have a word with him about comedy timing will you.
Sorry Andy but there is no breakfast for you here ( that sounds familiar)
Cardiif West are making your breakfast
Mart, you've played long enough with this hooker to know it doesn't matter.
what are the line out calls? just had the call from Hodge.
bows mun giggs is back for wales mun come on mun i'll pick you up for all the games and drop you off and pay for all the lap dancing on the away games?!!
Important message for Mart Bo:
Either polish your boots or unplug your telephone, they are coming to get you.
Tough times for the Athletic, Peter Roderway in particular...
les, you should have pulled the quilt up higher to hide you man boobs
Has anyone seen Podge since his trip from Whitland to Laugharne? Maybe he has been watching too much Coronation street.
They didn't turn up!
Where are you getting them Bez.
Please don't say Cardiff.
Did Garys walls dry out ??
bez u looking forward 2 ur stag do 2?
Hear ye, hear ye
The Mighty Athletic are playing at home tonight. Latest reports from Hodge suggest its Waunarlwydd.
hopefully the pies will be defrosted next time
Believe it or not that shirt cost quite a bit and im going to get my monies worth out of it.
Watched Invictus last night good film worth watching. No dyfodol thank God.
Marve, I think we should put a stop to this culture of adding fabricated quotes on SnS. Though I appreciate the one just added is genuine.
Plumby I have to say after watching that clip I have to eat my words. That was like so awesome dude. Is that bloke in the orange coat you?
Brown, I am guessing you didn't get my e-mail about our next commitee meeting for Plumbs stag then, as the sentence "massive dildo up his ginger arsehole" was used fairly extensively. As was the sentence, "Steve Plumb can get hold of some industrial solvent at a great price if you buy it in bulk".
robert u pedo. I thought ur kids went 2 llandissilio? or most of them!!
i smell piss? is some golden favorite chosen one 40 ?
I'd rather boil my head than watch paint dry... I'm stripping wallpaper this weekend if anyone's feeling a little bit mad!
I'm killing time in Singapore airport...
1st time i watched solo it blew me away, i just tried to watch the trailer and turned it after 10 seconds......marv, is tere still room to watch the paint dry?
Don't know if anyone is interested, but Gary Nich is planning on painting a wall in his new house on the 20th. I think I might go around there and watch it dry.
Let me know if you fancy it as soon as possible.
I mentioned this a while back but here's a list of the films on show in Mwldan on the 20th. I've got 3 spare, Jase and Plumby can you confirm you want one?
Two words: Folly flapjack.
Yes cheers Bez.
I am assuming you don't mind if I piss your housemates off now that you live with Les.
P.s. Have you got any sick buckets or should I bring my own?
P.p.s. Turn the gas off at the mains on saturday afternoon.
P.p.p.s. I mean a week saturday not tomorrow, otherwise Les won't be able to cook his belly pork.
Very funny Marve.
You sent Les a message do you need accomodation week Saturday ???
Im out in Cardiff going to match etc. Lewis is coming over and staying.
Let me know if you want to meet up etc Cheers
That shirt is 17 yeas old
Denver must be a big drinker if a pint of Welsh bitter at a time isn't enough for him Bezzler.
I will wait to hear from more reliable sources about whether there was foot stomping. And I will be very dissapointed if there are no pictures of you standing on a table singing.
Who's this guy Aubrey Simon? must be a Funny looking bloke with a big head and a short fuse.
Morris is like Tony Blair they both believe there own lies !!!
Great to see Denver ( drinking larger welsh bitter is shit not like Yorshire)
Did you honestly think that anyone could make as bad speech as Aubrey Simon ???!!!!
Great wedding and no leg stomping Marve you will be pleased to know or maybe there was mmmmm
Morris. In a suit? By the library? Hmmmmmm!
Don't really know what my point is to be honest.
Maaaarrrrrrrt!
Yes, I have seen your brother too. Shouted hello to him once walking past the library but he carried on by listening to his i-pod!
great nite sat nite,any photos of people sleeping???.talking to garree denver on sat, he wants to join s&s boys.could someone pass on info to plumby sometime?
knockout speech shads!!
wot were the odds on shads doing a pen sgwar type of best man speech today!!!!!!!!!!!!!
have a good time boys....and remember wot happens on tour stays on tour.
pedantique jase
I'd just like to make a couple of comments on what Podge said...
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Other than that i'm the same an robbie, i'd actually pretty much forgoten anout it untill you brought it up!!!
oh and just to set this years benchmark i've attached a pic of what Verbier has to beat.....!
Plumby, can you resize the pic for me please
No. Not really. Haven't thought about it much.
Michael was dick head from Middlesborough who was part of Robs skiing group.
He stayed in the hostel and was a total tawt.. Ged told him so!!!
I was fairly new to Narberth when i went to Tignes in 1998 with yourself Robbie, Ged,etc..
Little did i think i would need the assistance of my french teacher to sort my bag out ( not true by the way another Morris fabricated story) liitle did i think this trip would give me my nickname for life, little did i think i would share with strangers in the hostel!!!!.
Did i learn yes, when going on a trip stick as close to a Nicholas and you will be staying in decent accomodation.( even if breakfast is late !!!
Edinburgh and Cricket tour two prime examples.
It was Michael Aubrey and he knew Alan Shearer !!!.
"Theres no breakfast for you here Morris" ( said with Robbbies broadest grin)
Hear ye, hear ye
Plans for my 'away' stag. In Biarritz from Saturday April 24th to Wednesday 28th. Flights currently £45 return all in. Accommodation £100 approx.Will need definite yay's or nay's this week before flights go up and so we can reserve the Villa.
Veg\ ornaments to go up my arse can be purchased on landing.
bez still keep in touch with your room mates in val disire!! michel if i recall! podge 5 franc notes that will be dead handy as lap dances are just that amount !! which i might let slip ?
People have been critical of you for a while Robbie but i dont blame you for looking after No 1.
No way are you staying in inferior accommodation Nicholas - I still remember Meribel 03 when you stayed in a 'palace' while me Aubrey and Kev stayed in a 'poubelle'!
Remember Kev?!!
- Home cinema
- The Times
- Persian rugs
- Leather sofas
Hes a little devil,that Aubrey Mason!!!
True he is a cock but sorry that's brilliant
I remember that Bill phoned your mother Martin.
Its such a pity nobody here saw Albert play!!!
Did'nt take long to get a bite, eh Plumby.
The voice of rugby has died Bill Mclaren 86,
God bless him and thanks for all the memories
Podge i think Ritchie Rees is playibg well and im not too worried about Peel being out.
For those with little else to do this evening, the Mighty Narberth Athletic are travelling down to Milford to play their 1sts in a "Friendly". K.O 7:15.
Didn't buy, hired it for a week - just incase we didn't get on!
9'2", new one was selling for $1350 about 790GBP. This one was selling for $950 as is is ex-rental - in mint condition. There was a comp down here sponsored by Meyerhoffer and they just left some boards, that's how they got hold of them. Doubt I'll have another chance to get on one!
Took it out today, 2-3 but wedgey, still got some rides, loose if your on the tail but feels quite solid mid board. Guy in the shop said it can be tricky to find the sweet spot but seemed ok to me. Also said that you need to move around the board a lot and turn from the tail, so should be an interesting few weeks learning!
I'll keep you informed of the/any progression!
MSW is way out on predictions for this area too. Trigg point was 3-4ft today and an eyeball on Mriver said 4-6, so not monster like it looks - big enough for me and Yvonne mind!
Later.x
I'm only expecting 1 person to even acknowledge this comment
A Meyerhoffer is mine for the next 3 weeks.
timmy g wales is boiling temp gone up 12degrees this wk! know fuck off and enjoy ur holiday!!! Griff u big girls blouse!
Didn't know you had an uncle Bryn.
Oof... it's hot out here boys, how's Cymru?!
Man up Griff you big Jessie - I know it's a touch late, but couldn't let the opportunity go begging.
You big fairy.
Poor Gary could'nt go any quicker, he needed the toilet for the 20th time that day, and it was only 12.30!
Did you enjoy your holiday Podge???
Nobody was taking photos.
The suspense is killing spill the beans Kev.!!!
What is going wrong in the world ??
Jamie B admits he likes " Wham" and Morris is going to watch musicals.
What next ???!!!!
Might be something to do with you and simon d in London
he emailed me to say they had pig with puku's family in tonga and it is really hot there
need vebier? no whores?strippers?or coke in shad,s fields!!!!!!!!! mart b what thr fuck's brawd on about? and happy new year!
I thought the time clock should have the countdown to your wedding Plumby??!!! 180 days apx???
Would love to go on that trip to Bordeaux but will have to say no Robbie.
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The proposed itinerary is as follows
29/4/10 Fly Bristol to Bordeaux (easy jet depart 13.50). Evening to get acclimatised and savour the city of Bordeaux.
30/4/10 Visit the local beach,chill out and prepare for the match. 8PM match followed by meal and entertainment by Les Guyles RFC. Bruce regrets that this should finish by around 4.00 am. I tried for an extension but to no avail.Sorry.
1//5/10 Recovery and ,perhaps , tour of local vineyards. I understand they have some knowledge of wine in this part of the world. We shall see. Evening BBQ organised by the Rugby club.
2/5/2010 Return flight 15.20
3/5/2010 Sleep.
We need to crack on and get this organised before the flight gets booked. Total price will be circa 200 pounds ( flight and hotel) and I will need a 100 pound deposit asap with your full name and dob etc for the flight booking.
Please e mail with your confirmation and send a cheque to Parsonage Farm Yerbeston Kilgetty SA68 0NT. Or ask for my bank details if you want to send direct.(robertnicholas@virgin.net) My e mail list is fairly short so please pass this on to mates who will be interested. If in a couple of weeks the response is poor we'll have to cancel.
I think there is a game on the 23rd January against Mountain Ash. I expect Iest will be in touch regarding this.
Look forward to hearing from you and please pass this message on to anybody interested.
Ciao for now
Robnic
Congrats Morris, and then there was one - Garrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That sounds really fucking boring.
I've booked 4 tickets to go and see this, 3 of them up for grabs. it should be well worth a squint. if more people want in i've booked seats G4,5,6&7
Gargantuan sweed??
good idea 2 do photo in black and white so leight's is mates don't realize ur a ginger !!!!
Kiwi's leaving party at the club tonight
Athletic kick off at 2pm. Bring-a-bow.
If you are staying in the Talbot for Brownys wedding check with them about your bookings as they had mucked up mine all ok now though.
No.
What goes around comes around though:
"PLUMBY 14/10/09 20.21.05
"Hilarious play on words there rob. You should write it down" "
Morris what time does it all kick off? Podge you dont need lessons just do as I say.
i have found the salad griff, its with your tools in the nell gwynne!!
remember, we are invading london this weekend. has shads told you kev?!
Sorry Marve
I went to far !!
Plumby
Just seen a few pictures of you and your hippy mates on your 30th in the Climate change summit at Copenhagen. Looks just like out side the Tafarn sinc.
Many thanks to those that have been good to their word and coughing up the sponsorship cash for the cardiff half marathon. for the rest of you the link is below.....play the game innit!! if you didnt offer anything you can still play aswell!
bam boff sock crash whamm pow zap splatt awkkkkkk zzzzzwap zgruppp kapow pow powie crunch boff aieee uggh pow ooooff awkkkkkk bonk kapow powie zowie vronk cr-r-a-a-ck splatt biff boff eee-yow kapow................
Audrey likes a good power nap.
Now will someone tell me what the hell happened to Audrey?!
Can you ring me Tim G and Marv re Brownys wedding re- The Mini bus
Diolch 07818236201 or 02920 332288
Aubrey , next time
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As you may be aware its the mighty TP is 30 on Saturday. Those wishing to involve themselves in the celebrations should make their way to the rugby club car-park by 12 o'clock on Saturday. Bring some waterproofs and wellies if you have them.
The plan (depending on the weather) is an 'Natures Pantry' tramp across the hills. Mother nature will be providing us with refreshments en'route. We will be finishing in the Tafarn Zinc for further refreshments before moving back down to Narberth.
We will be back in the rugby club in time for the Wales vs Oz game so for those not wishing to enjoy the alfresco boozing you can meet us there after.
Peace and love.
Plumby
Kev, you were driving that matbro like a maniac, have you got your rear steer license?... or hasn't Shads mentioned that yet?
But hell will freeze over before I spend £98.00 on a bloody cookpot!
Stop making up quotes for me! It makes a mockery of the entire site.
Bezzler. I'm not sure what you are talking about.
Hear ye, hear ye.
As you may know my 30th Birthday is fast approaching.To mark the occasion and to help it pass I would like it if you could join me on an Eco Pub Crawl. This will take place a week on Saturday, the 28th of November.
If you're not attending Bo's London stag keep the date free and more information will follow shortly.
Marv you will be giving more than what Morris gives for weddings !!!
Hes still got a stash of £1 notes!!
There is a progarmme all about Narberth on S4C tonight called "Bro"
Its on after about 8.30 sometime.
Its got features on Princes gate water etc
Going away party for Leyton in the club on the 12th december, all welcome. Can you let me know if your coming and if your bring the missus so Mandy has an idea for food
We've decided the gift list you've put together is a bit wafty, so we've all chipped in for some of these for you
Steven, Mammy says stop talking dirty on the interweb.
Shh I shouldn't be on here, big brother is watching
no way were they allowed to build up to full capacity...!?
anyone know how to get sperm out of geds spa pool?
he's away for the weekend and we're housitting
To all of you who kindly pledged me some sponsorship for the Cardiff half marathon, many thanks again. You can follow the link below to my fundraising page and give the money directly to the ms society.
Jase- i'll give you your cash back and you can use this page so that they can claim the tax back.
"I think green's my colour...what do you reckon?"
Bloody hell
What's all this about Dianes box?
........at 7.30!!
Podge, how were the Specials?
Unlucky to Timmy G having a rotten crab kicked at him by Griff. This puts Anthony Griff Griff back on top and is now the new old Griff.
Awesome to see you all on the weekend and a pleasure getting smashed with you as always. Still in bits here...these weekends definitely take a lot more recovering from with age.
Some of you real elder statesmen must go through the pain barrier.
Cheers Plumby. Looking forward to seeing you all and hitting the self-destruct button. Anyone welcome to join for any part of it.
Am just going to keep telling myself it will all be alright...
Friday 8:00PM: Exiles and English arrive in Tenby on bus obliterated followed by further obliteration
Saturday 8:30AM: Meet at the muster station on hostel for evacuation. Hit Freshwater East for cliff hopping/hoping.
Saturday 2:00PM: Meet at Narb RFC for liquid accessorising and move out. Hit Zinc, Bessies and some other pubs en route to Aberystwyth.
Saturday 5-7:00PM: On it in Aber.
Sunday: Get home.
Elegance, beauty and poise... all of which escaped Griff scoring this try.More on the NarberthRFC web site.
Hey Bohata your not the only one doin the cardiff half...I hope to follow in your slip stream!!
Hope the athletic do well tomorrow...we have shaksby sponsoring in the folly farm suit....we could end up with more sponsors for the athletic than the 1st....
Hear me now! I'm putting in another order for JNT attire. About £10 for a tee and £15 for a hoody. Different colours this time. Let me know.
part of an email i just received....
"Dear Jaime,
All of us at the Cardiff Half Marathon team wish you the best of luck with your race this Sunday. This is what all those months of working hard with your training have been about!......"
I think i can see a floor in my preparations....
Saturday was legendary, proper good hwyl in the club after beating Whitland. Matty nailed the raffle, shame you know who got naked, but then that's the way of it i guess, it was that cold either, no matter what he says.
Athletic boozing is back.
And then there was one......
After all the talk of a big turnout for the Diff half marathon it whittled down to me and Tony, who casually dropped it into conversation yesterday that he hadn't entered....!!
Anyway, I'm running for the Multiple Sclerosis Society which is what my Mum suffered with and to be honest it's ordinary at best. If anyone would like to sponsor me you can text/call/use this site to pledge,
many thanks
Whitland 2nds 7
As Richie Benaud would say 'that's a super shot that jase, marvellous effort all round'!!
Top stuff jakey, and to sarah.
Bezzler why did u go to boarding school? you can't spell!
Oh I remember now for the midnight screems of delight!!!!!!
Anyone for Prague - leaving sun back wed - pepsi and shirley so far
Oh yes Horse, of course I have... but why did he have the flamingo, the jet ski and 64 cuban cigars?
Kev?!
Just heard on Radio NZ about Kev. Reporter mentioned 'soliciting', maybe the cop said no!!!!
takin a piss
copper wrote me a ticket for 60 - might have swore at him ended up with face firmly in the tarmac
If it was just a piss Kev, why did you have your finger up your arse?
That's what I heard.
Horse, Arrowtown pies are good but not when you have a belly full of that cocktail shit from the Cazbar!!
Tempting a lesbian away from the familiar comfort of the growler... that's no mean feat! Regardless of her shoulder width and facial hair status!
Was he technically the 'girl' in the brief relationship?
Give us a something to go on, rank these in order of similarity to Kiwi's lovely lady friend...
Just to build the full picture...
I'm sorry Plumb I can't spill any beans on Kiwi, what goes on tour stays on tour.
But I will say this, Kiwi Pashed a very butch lesbo.
going to have a haggis'n mash session round leightons tonight to prise out the gossip. Anyone keen text me and i'll cut you in on the food!
Morris, went to a gourmet pie resturant last night, choice of pie, choice of mash and choice of gravy, not quite as good as arrowtown (the best pies in the world) but definitely up there!!!
After your previous Oktoberfest effort, is it now 2-0 or 1-1 ?
Yeah nice quote Marv, but i got a text from Jase at 2.15 our time saying "Have a guess who finished their stein first?" Fair play tyo the boy!!!.....but on the flip side of the coin i did get a text from you 2 hrs later saying "Can you pick Kiwi up?" 2 hours to ruin himself, thats a good effort by anyone's standards!!!
Podge, I cant listen to anything till tomorrow, keep me posted on whats going on...I've been giggling all afternoon about this one!!!!!
Too much home brew in Llandislio!!!!
Right, I've just registered for the Cardiff run. Anyone wanting to join a few of us who're running to rais money for the MS Society have to register by going to this link
http://www.cardiffhalfmarathon.co.uk/
then once you've done that follow this little puppy
http://beatms.mssociety.org.uk/NetCommunity/Page.aspx?pid=674
and register yourself with them to get a pack and all that bumff!!
come on morris get up to speed.....
THE GFIFF IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE GRIFF!!!!
More to the point why does your name still have Tim in front of it?
Oooooo I'm stiff as a board.
RE: "This is an official invite open to everyone....."
Nice one Plumby!!! Yes its kicking off between 2-3 and grub will be after some booze. Let me know if your coming so we can sort out the food innit!!
Kiwi's Snags'n'Slags Night
We all have to come dressed as a slag or a snag.
robbie 2c - what dates r u goin and is there any room
I sugest we have a vote as to who provides the most comedy value on this site.
I personally think the new additons have provided us with an added dimension.
Any views???
Jamie B can you ring me when you get a chance thanks.
I may have a bash at it Browny.
Who has entered the Cardiff half marathon? Reckon I'll sign up.
Gerrard on cctv hitting a innocent member of the public then they pick 12 Liverpool fans call them a Jury, they in turn return a verdict of NOT GUILTY. No guilty even Steve Wonder would have found him guilty. This country is F*cked up drug users want help! And they get it! What that all about.
After taking to some polish people in Haverfordwest I think Poland is where I should live.
What Fucking next people racing prams from pub to pub
Podge...I thought you were allowed to look as long as you didn't touch..or have the rules changed!!
Don't get smart with me podge!
The greatest sports man alive or dead Tiger looks is in pretty good shape to me but he would in HD you must be watching sport on a old tv that make people look bigger than they are Hell even you would look big on one of them.
that's ore like it real sport on TV
Cricket the Ashes / Golf the Open
Email from organisers of Triathlon on Sat.
| Team | Swim (1500m) | Bike (43k) | Run (10k) | Total |
| JNT Team B | 34:11 | 1:30:44 | 53:35 | 2:58:29 |
| Cow | 37:20 | 1:34:22 | 55:53 | 3:07:34 |
| Tim P | 41:22 | 1:32:46 | 1:11:47 | 3:25:54 |
| Matt Evans | 37:36 | 1:52:28 | 1:11:27 | 3:41:30 |
Matt Evans is the guy who went skiing with you guys last year. JNT Team B was Timmy G, Nigel and Mart Bo's.
I understand he'd been trying to sell it to anyone walking past his house in an attempt to hone his sales patter before the big move to Swansea.
a little taster for anyone who wants to join a trip to the alps at the end of this month
http://www.descent-world.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&Itemid=94&task=view&id=713
http://www.merinet.com/activities/meribel-mountain-biking.htm
http://mtbike.mountainzone.com/2006/Courchevel/index.html
He might not like me but my respect for kenny remains strong.
Mart, ready for the Triathlon on Saturday?
If the western Telegraph would have reported on the
Well it’s official Wimbledon 09 is a laughing stock. The Williams Brother between them picked up their 10 title in the last 11 year’s and the poser in the white coat won his 6 title in 7 year’s some thing must be done about this there is no interest in the final anymore every one knows who going to win.
Every one agrees that the best two players should have smaller bats than their opponents or have their legs tethered together to make it more of an even contest, no one like to see the same old winners old the time, Or better still have a rule in place that states if you win this year then you must be head ball boy next year.
The WT is only doing this so a fair and healthy competition can take place with all the players have a chance of winning.
Gordon Thomas
I hope the Wimbledon committee are as fucking stupid as the Shitland & Narberth committee.
Yes for a change your right I have been coaching the next generations of coaches for a number of year’s now.
The buffalo leather hat is the one I had during the whole of last season. The reason for hat was quit simple it rained in the morning.
Also, what's with the weird leather cowboy hat?
Morris and Bezler in the ring- Last man standing It would sell out quicker that Take That in the queen Hall.
Somebody make it happen ??? SOON !
Ive just returned from hospital because of all the stomach pians ive had since reading this site today!!!
Ti werth y byd Kenny!!!
What about the Royal Welsh Ken, thats in the summer and the Eisteddfod ???
Ps- Browny the Wee game is stupid Ritchie Morris beat me at Boxing on it, so it just proves your point.
Kenny, what's your favourite computer game?
Mine = tetris.
kenny, your a comedy genius!
take note rob nich!
Don’t start me on Computer games.
They are worst than Alcohol and drugs for young people.
To answer your question Cow
And after great deliberation as important as who won the Primary school sack race for year’s 3 and 4 in Tavernspite CP Last Wednesday
I agree there are some very valid points in that rant Kenny. There is definitely is a lot of fcuking about in tennis.
Even more pointless than tennis is playing tennis on a WII. I've never had a go on a WII but reckon the concept of playing virtual tennis or virtual any sport in front of a screen in your living room has got to be one of the most pointless activities humans have invented. Makes fat people believe they are doing exercise.
They have been asking on radio 5 live this morning where people think Murray winning Wimbledon would rank in terms of British sporting achievement. Kenny, what do you reckon?
What about 20 - 20 Tennis
First player to 20 points win (all over in 2 hours) by the time they knock up and it all over in a day if it does not rain.
do the women get payed the smae a the men ?? If so how the F* ck
Richy
Gutted I Missed that one Hewitt & Roddick. A few facts I don’t know who won the game and to be perfectly honest I don’t give a rat ass.
4 Hours on Court. Let’s cut that down to exactly happens in Tennis game.
15 Mins Walk on court sit down take out all 57 rackets you have in their two big bags.
· 15 Mins knock up with opponent cannot understand why this happens.
· 10 Mins changing from racket to another ( there all the fucking same )
· 10 Min drink and some food ( which the Fucking ball boys get for him )
· Play one game yes one game which last four points in the men’s game unless there a double fault. During points you must wipe your face, hands, legs and allof the racket every 30 sec then they sit down for five mins. Again order ball boy’s around. 50 Mins to play one game.
· Games go 1-0, 1 -1, 2-1,2-2, until they reach 6-6 all then tie breaker
· My dream job would be to operate hawk eye sorry play station 3. Do people believe that
· This goes on until it rains or one player who losing gets injured and give up sorry retires and is unable to carry on. What do the crowd do give him a standing ovation.
· Out of 4 hours I have worked out that they play for only 23 Mins 44 sec. Except if you’re a British player (which means if your any good you’re not! more like Russia or another iron curtain country but you if you have a Union jack on your racket bag you must be British) you only play three sets where you’re a man or woman.
· So if you telling me that they played for 4 hours you must be watching a different sport.
· 38 Million A year spent on tennis in London (sorry UK) last winner 1936 BC not a great return.
Richy you must be very busy if you can drop everything to watch to people you never met or likely to meet and watch them play a round on tennis.
This may a good time to introduce the SNS Terms and conditions page.
1. Teaching Maths In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?
2. Teaching Maths In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 80% of the price.
What is his profit?
3. Teaching Maths In 1990
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80.
How much was his profit?
4. Teaching Maths In 2000
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20.
Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
5. Teaching Maths In 2005
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habit of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. Your assignment: Discuss how the birds and squirrels might feel as the logger cut down their homes just for a measly profit of £20.
6. Teaching Maths In 2009
A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be offensive to Muslims or other religious groups not consulted in the felling licence. He is also fined a £100 as his chainsaw is in breach of Health and Safety legislation as it deemed too dangerous and could cut something. He has used the chainsaw for over 20 years without incident however he does not have the correct certificate of competence and is therefore considered to be a recidivist and habitual criminal. His DNA is sampled and his details circulated throughout all government agencies. He protests and is taken to court and fined another £100 because he is such an easy target. When he is released he returns to find Gypsies have cut down half his wood to build a camp on his land. He tries to throw them off but is arrested, prosecuted for harassing an ethnic minority, imprisoned and fined a further £100. While he is in jail the Gypsies cut down the rest of his wood and sell it on the black market for £100 cash. They also have a leaving BBQ of squirrel and pheasant, and depart leaving behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos sheeting. The forester on release is warned that failure to clear the fly tipped rubbish immediately at his own cost is an offence. He complains and is arrested for environmental pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced £12,000 plus VAT for safe disposal costs by a regulated government contractor.
Your assignment: How many times is the logger going to have to be arrested and fined before he realises that he is never going to make £20 profit by hard work, give up, sign onto the dole and live off the state for the rest of his life?
7. Teaching Maths In 2010
A logger doesn’t sell a lorry load of timber because he can’t get a loan to buy a new lorry because his bank has spent all his and their money on a derivative of securitised debt related to sub- prime mortgages in Alabama and lost the lot with only some government money left to pay a few million pound bonuses to their senior directors and the traders who made the biggest losses.
The logger struggles to pay the £1,200 road tax on his old lorry however, as it was built in the 1970s it no longer meets the emissions regulations and he is forced to scrap it.
Some Bulgarian loggers buy the lorry from the scrap merchant and put it back on the road. They undercut everyone on price for haulage and send their cash back home, while claiming unemployment for themselves and their relatives. If questioned they speak no English and it is easier to deport them at the governments expense. Following their holiday back home they return to the UK with different names and fresh girls and start again. The logger protests, is accused of being a bigoted racist and as his name is on the side of his old lorry he is forced to pay £1,500 registration fees as a gang master.
The Government borrows more money to pay more to the bankers as bonus's are not cheap. The parliamentarians feel they are missing out and claim the difference on expenses and allowances.
You do the maths.
8. Teaching Maths 2017
أ المسجل تبيع حموله شاحنة من الخشب من اجل 100 دولار. صاحب تكلفة الانتاج من
الثمن. < و الربح له؟
being a sports fan ken, what about yesterdays epic match between hewitt and roddick?!
an aussie and a sepo going hammer and tong for 4 hours displaying immense athleticism and skill, now thats sport!
So you are open to new things.
You should invite a vegetarian homosexual into your house for a day and see how you get on.
Sunny Weather, Holidays, Watching Cricket live, Have a sharp one, Pear Cider, Golf, rugby league, Bar-b-q, time away from Rugby players, beach and Saturdays’ off
This rant is going to be amazing.
i thought you would love glastonbury ken with all its lovely scenery!
Glastonbury is for hippies who are on the dole, vegetarians, gays and drug users only. Why the government does not try out some chemical bomb for uses in Iraq I don’t know. I‘d rather watch F*cking tennis.
Like you're Rab C Nesbit with a WRU jacket.
How long is this Tennis going to last?? Who gives a F*cking if Taggart wins or not. He hates the English and they spend a fortune to cheer him on.
Another one bites the dust
Cheers for all the texts.
there is a method to my madness
FAO Griff Robbie and Podge
Boys check out the videos of the black run (2 of).........when do we go??
No my car keys don"t fit in podge"s ashtray anymore!
Simon ! No there are 12 U10 in the squad. training will take place in july and games will start at the end of August. You will have to sell a few cows to buy all the kit Osian will need.
the squad will be cut down again before the season starts. Has Podge been in contact regarding a little french trip around Feb
Ken did you get a buy 1get 25 free blue ink jet cartridges for your computer when you made the under 11"s squad announcement? Is there training tomorrow night?
Mork calling Orson
Mork calling Orson
Come in Orson
Im glad the BNP never did well in Wales but a bit worrying that they managed two seats in the European Parliment .
However Mr Brown carries on regardless amune to all the scandal that surrounds him. The apathy shown by the low turnout last week illustrates how much people have lost faith in those that govern and somehow he/they plod on.
Ryan Jones has been called out on the Lions tour then ( how lucky is he !!!) Poor old "hanner ceinog" class act having to come home. Pity although his time will come again.
Has that man been setenced for the double murders yet ??? Any news ???
| 605 | Timothy Plumb | 64Mile | 4:32:08 |
| 757 | Bill Ridge | 64Mile | 4:32:09 |
Unlucky Billy!
All results here
Team B!! I will have to have a word with the two griffs
Why couldn't bruce of team extreme do the swim or bike I wouldn't mind following emma or esther on the run
The good news though Mart is that your officially entered into the Triathlon. Not sure i fancy your chances against Team Extreme!
Just the odd unexploded bomb to content with!
you surfing frains lake plum ? pice of piss! horse, robbie from toy town's on the sick at the moment ?
On a completely separate note, before you go can i borrow your board, your literature dispenser and your Chaka Demus and Pliers CD?
Unfortunately I can't make it... I'm washing my hair that day.
Margaret river WA. And that's where Yvonne's old man is taking us for a week when we go out!
176 OKTOBERFEST any one Keen?have had a look sum prices should be abel to get a flight for under £150 traveling sun 20th sep and returning tus 22nd
"Jordan Jumper, i didnt hump her"
Straight into my top 10 headlines of all time. Incidentally my favourite is when that bloke faked his death in a kayaking accident. He was arrested in Spain. Mirror headline: "Canoe come with us please"
Missing, 1 cart horse last seen about 2 weeks ago, anyone with any info keep it to yourself.
There is only one way to find out.....
FIGHT!!!!
Jeff Collins being Jeff Collins thats what upsets me and you i think Aubrey.
I
JC got the words to "Yma o hyd" wrong, that's what upset Bez
Well done last night lads
good helmet plumb ! has jc pinched ur arse bez !!
The best bit about all these last comments is that Cow won't quite know what's gone on but will be chomping at the bit to know.
One looked like a drunk Rob Howley and the other one looked a bit like the hobbit. If you know who the players are please contact JO at the WRU asap
Was griff at the game last friday?
Martin B i usually admire your humour but thats the worst joke ever
He will have an award for the thickest skin in the Club maybe!!!
Ban him now and never get him to return
Can Jeff Collins be banned from Narberth RFC he really doesnt improve.does he
Last Friday night just reminded me what a twat the bloke is. If you happen to read this Jeff then i make no apology.!!
Be prepared for some great singing from the French boys tonight.
Was with them and Bruce last night top singers and some great sideboards
Not just anybody can drink the same Coffee as Robbie !!!
Ive always maintained that !!
Very, three cups of coffee in the morning and afternoon
Cow, that would be great if you still have it and are still down, the missus works with Rob in the nfu office in Narberth and we live opposite if you can drop it in cheers
I'm leading a cliff hopping party around St.Nons on Sunday. Few beers after. Everyone welcome.
awsome result boys last night . I think i might have 2 retire i'm bloody sore,stiff and bruised !!! clean joke of the year mart !!
BBC Wales have just announced that Withybush hospital is treating a patient who has swine flu, asked what they are feeding the patient a spokesman said "pancakes and plaice" asked why they are feeding this food they said "thats all we can get under the door"
NB this joke was adapted from my AIds joke of 1990
Witnessed several new Olympic Sports most of them involved AY
Great news lads, nice to have the cup back.
Plumby that joke was on Terry Wogan's show this morning, you should be too young to be listening to him
There is concern about swine flu in Pembs so I've been on the phone to NHS direct. I couldn't get through to them, there was a bad line, all i got was crackling.
Top effort Mart... impressive time.
Robbie - unfortunately I will not be able to run out for the vets in May... gutted!!
Nice one mart.
Eils has already told the Crymych no 8 that works for Jeff in Llanddewi to watch out for the old f***er in the back row.
smash-smash-smash-smash-smash-smash!
Good luck guys tonight, lets hope we can kick off the first of this weeks five finals Narberth are involved in with a "massive W "
Llongyfarchidau Martin well done
All the best tonight in the Final. Ymlaen Arberth
top stuff mart! you should be running out at 10 for the vets game now!
pob lwc heno bois
Under 4 hours is immense.
Flora London Marathon 2009 Results
Runner details
| PERSON | view pace graph | ||
| Name | BOWEN, ROBERT M (GBR) | Club | |
| Runner No. | 17788 | Age group | M18 |
| TIMES | |||
| 5 km | 0:28:17 | 25 km | 2:15:12 |
| 10 km | 0:54:42 | 30 km | 2:42:38 |
| 15 km | 1:22:08 | 35 km | 3:12:38 |
| 20 km | 1:48:41 | 40 km | 3:46:02 |
| half | 1:54:22 | finish | 3:59:09 |
| TOTAL | |||
| Position (overall) | 10264 | Position (age group) |
4650 |
| Position (gender) | 8447 | Finish time | 3:59:09 |
Owww my legs still hurt, still can't walk properly, major cramp attack after 22 miles, finally finished in 3hr 59min 09sec.
should have recoverd in time for the veterans game.
Good luck tonight boys
Leaderboard.doc
http://www.shitandshave.co.uk/mobile.asp
Martin I think it will be better to pay as the Scarletts play next season I can't see them last a whole season. It's not money worries just that the coaching shit and that came from a player.
Is Stephen going to Cardiff why do all Scarlets ten end up in Cardiff e.g Barry John and JD. Any more news from Parc -y-Scarlets. Next year's pre-season games Llangwm and St Davids ( Sorry Richy) Home!!
No griff it gets worse..Podge moved on to be a prop!!
Kenny i will buy my season ticket next year.
Got to support the team through the bad times as well as the good times.
Allegedly the fraud sqaud have been sent in to the Scarlets and are investigating some matters!!!!
Im with Kenny ive never heard of mauls or rucks either.
6- Ferris
8 Heaslip
7 Wallace
Oh my god I feel sick just thinking about it!
Kenny - good rant and nice inclusion of 'beer and whores'.
But which Irish back row is that?
Martin
What the fuck going on at the Scarlets do you know ? are you going to have a season ticket for next season. I would spend it on some thing more important like beer and whores
Simon thank you but just to let you know hat Real radio phoned me up to speak as they wanted a couple of rugby questions asked.
They often highlight different sporting happenings but that doesnt mean that every question must be related to that particular topic. as was the case last night with the Ninian Park scenario.
Bezlers Lions ( for anybody that cares)
15 Kearney 14 Bowe 13 Brian O' Driscoll : 12 Fluety 11 Shane W
10 Is there a debate ???? 9 Phillips
1 Jenkins, 2 Flannery, 3 Murray, 4 AW. Jones ,5 O' Connel
Irish Back row.
Looks like line breaks...
...are the new brackets!
Bruce E has asked me to ask people whether they can attend the Veteran Game on Friday May 8th irrespective of whether their playing or not.
He's hoping that the club will be fullish for a bit of a sing song etc.
Morris is coming down and he would like to see as many familar faces as possible.
I thought this was the best way of telling people.
Diolch
Our final is next Tuesday now in Whitland 7 o'clock.
Quick Athletic round-up
bezzler, for once you right......and i'm going to keep on that theme!! tonight we're heading to llanddawror woods on the bikes and podge and smalls are coming too!
or a fit john hayes!
Jamie, its P C Chris Helps, yes he's a trained surveillance office with Dyfed Powys Police.
This is getting all too spooky, and more than a little worrying!
Griff sorry Podge I thought u are the same age as the boys? Or are you just going for the more mature look these days?
Against who?
I"m looking 2 upgrade my current pressure washer. It"s a KEW 02V/VA and I"m looking to upgrade to a Frank HW 705 DMS or a HW 905 DMS. I really don"t know which one to go for, has anyone got any advice? pls.pls.
ahhh there is a difference podge/grifta ? 1 small cut ?
The mighty Athletic are playing the semi final of the Pembrokeshire cup on Wednesday night. Kick off is at 7 o'clock, we're at home to Haverfordwest.
Sorry can't make the bench, got a 21 miler planned for Saturday, might crawl over after to have a look though
CALLING ALL EX-NARBERTH PLAYERS. WE NEED SOME PEOPLE FOR THE BENCH SATURDAY. HOME AGAINST WAUNARLWYDD.
They're not the strongest side in the league...See the league table here
Confirmed so far for the Italian night at Martins gym next week are: Emma, Mouse, Me, Tim, Yvonne, Chinster, Griff, Eils, Horse. Sarah, Jase
Any more takers?
Bezler, best use of brackets i've seen this year, no doubt.
I just heard this song for the first time today, its fuckin brilliant and it was made in 1979! Sparks - Tryouts For The Human Race
sorry! I take it all back, they were actually parenthesis and also used out of context.
I thought I'd better correct myself before Audrey [Audrey] did it for me.
Just to let you know that i watched the Scarlets match v Dragons last week ( friendly).
Lloyd ( P) came on second half nice to see a local boy doing our club ( Narberth) proud
tim, kenny needs 2 know is your brother available for junior union next week !
Mart - can you email me. I need some particulars for the Triathlon.
Guess who is coaching Whitland under 8 junior rugby??
Bob 'crazy mad man from Cardiff' the Builder.
I couldn't believe my eyes
tim, mat davies and i talked in the club last night about your strenghts and many weakneses ? on your strenghts can you bring your brother again next week ?
ooh ooh Mr Peebly, how many did you score Plumby?
Pembs cup quarters.
Whitland - 18
Narberth Athletic - 40.
Count me in
Plumby you cheeky bitch..is that the green that WE did when the reat of boys did the Black!! and at least my bike came back intact..not like jamie's again.....oh I won't metion the rugby!!
My next upgrade.
just like rene and renato!!
Sorry.
People's secret posts...
Anyone fancy owning The Plash!?
Griff I'll do the run, but I'm not running in the dark
The next Dr Who?
Athletic won 27 - 8
Emyr really does love the obvious game i know!!!!
Im sure your glad that you didnt have to put up with that Simon!!!
Whose in the running for being the new El Presidento positon Podge
William Hill just quoted me these odds ( got any inside info Podge)
Viv 2/1 and Clive J 2/1
Dwyfor 3/1
Penri 3/1
What's the obvious game?
How did the mighty athletic get on?
looking back it may have been a good job that emilio pulled out of the scotland trip,"cause playing spot the obvious game for 8 hrs would have been 2 much.
Big game live tonight in the club. The mighty Athletic take on Waunarlwydd in the league cup. K.O 7:30
Ridge and I thought better of it...
No it was'nt me, I can't say but I'm allowed to give a clue, it was a trehws - but not the mexican or Anvil
'oh there he goes griff, he's crawling up the aisle'.......we could just make out muttering about us being safe and that he was dispensable!!!
On another note, check out the link and look at Karen Darke, she's in Mwldan on the the 26th of feb. I cant go as i've got training but it'll be a good lecture!!!
That's what alcohol poisioning does to you, or they could be sad that Ged and the Golden Child have gone back to NZ
Contaray to popular beleif i will not b the new stig on the next series of Top Gear. Ref 2 our trip home from Scotland. P.S.Plumby where the fuck is spell cheque on this thing?
It was good 2 here morris minor on bbc 1 earlier say "the most important thing is that we scored more tries than them!!!!!"
The rumors are true i am colour blind and am proud that i can help provide some material to some comedians to help with their acts.
I wouldnt lie to you Plumby!!!!
Ps It helped us make £ 5,000 for Charity so im happy with that!!!
Seems to me that a lot of people on here are entering there second childhood. Plant, Plant, Plant,!!!!
That clip is pure genius... it's the music that makes it!
I had "collage" education, from Randall "Art" (Morris' ex father in law)
Smalls, dam you've got a way with words, not quite sure what knind of way but definitely a 'way'!!
Morris, you remember Vanessa, all the boys remember Vanessa!!
Original quote from Only Fools and Horses, Del Boy talking to Rodney in front of Boycie
"You remember Marlene, all the boys remember Marlene!! naaaaaaaaaaa
solidarity brothers...!
I don't think we need worry about who Vanessa is Richy... if she's got any sense, any sense at all, even a tiny little bit, we will not be making her acquaintance.
Alrighty here goes….. The idea was to take Vanessa (who wanted to go for a walk in the snow) up to the top of Foeldrygarn, sit in that little sheltered cwtch at the top and surprise her with a gas stove and some vin chaud oh and a pecan slice!!! Not a bad idea, it was just the execution that let me down!!! The black line on the map is the route that should have been taken!! The blue line is the one that we pretty much ended up taking though it could have been a few hundred meters either way!!! The red line is what we would have taken if I’d had the slightest idea where the hell we were!! What happened was……… Kitted up with lights and winter attire we headed away from the gate at around 7pm on what I thought was the right line to pick up the path to the top. After about 10-15 mins the cloud decided to descend upon us which was kind of a bitch at there was a bit of a blizzard too!! Visibility was about 10m which really didn’t help matters! We got to the 1st marker on the map (obviously I didn’t have a map on me….durrrr) and realized that we’d gone too low and turned to head up. (the idea was keep going up till we got to the top!) When we found ourselves on the 2nd marker on the map I was surprised….but knew exactly where we were and duly turned right to make a bid for the summit! Guess I should also point out that the snow in places was knee-thigh deep and deeper where it had filled in gullies! but I still had high hopes, but must of got a bit disorientated maneuvering through the heather and gorse and kind of went to the left of the mountain!! Still believing that we were on the right of the mountain I bit the bullet and we headed back down to the car…..well if you’ve just been climbing a hill, to retrace your steps you just head back down right…..? Down we went towards the car until we came across a hedge/wall which I thought we had to follow down to the car…..until it kind of ended and I then realized we’d gone a couple of hundred meters the other side of the gate…..”no problem, we’ll just have to go back up there a bit”……after a lot of trekking through artic terrain and conditions the cloud/fog finally lifted a bit to reveal a couple of distant lights, which was a worry because they really shouldn’t have been there! Eventually, after lots more hiking though drifts I said that the worst case scenario would be that we’d have to head for a light and go from there, to the reply, ”lets go for the lights”…..in no uncertain terms, unbeknown to me Vanessa had been quietly contemplating bludgeoning me with a rock but figured she had a better chance of making it off the mountain with my scull intact! Now if I was on my own I’d have seen it out till sunrise and got off with my pride intact, as it was it took a crushing blow as we headed to the lights. Arriving at Awelygrug farm we got a puzzled look off the farmer who thought it particularly funny that we were on the wrong side of the mountain but offered to take us back round. After a few issues of the landrover sliding off the road on steep hills and only just getting us back to the car we headed off unscathed, just with my pride in ruins and a thousand yard stare!!! Oh, you may have noticed the liberal use of the work ‘WE’, I think we all know it should really have been ‘I’!!
I just told my boss I was going to Ischgl and he told me his mate got a resort transfer there in a massive hummer with a pole dancer and a pole in the back - maybe Kev will think it is 40 euros well spent when we get to Innsbruck?
Tour head on now. For those of you not coming, hope to see you on the other side.
We haven't discussed the taxi fee to gatwick yet and he wants collecting..it would have been cheaper in the Trani van!! and he wants to sit in the front.............if he can get stodds out.
Bezzler you could be right!!
Those kayakers are just such a hoot aren't they?!
Looks like a big juicy sand bank out at the start of the reef to me Plumby... surely that's gonna stop it peeling from the inside... no?
plumby, why would you even look at a video like that!
as regards to the boys skiing.......
My pretty baby got two left feet
(Don't you just know it)
Well, she's my baby and she's kinda' neat
(Don't you just know it)
Ha ha ha ha (ha ha ha ha)
Yeahh-ah-oh (yeahh-ah-oh)
Cubba cubba cubba (cubba cubba cubba)
Ha ha ha ha (ha ha ha ha)
Ha ha ha ha (ha ha ha ha)
Yeahh-ah-oh (yeahh-ah-oh)
This pretty much seals the kayak deal for me...
Podge, now that sobriety has returned has your prediction of this years must see game changed? You seemed mighty confident on Saturday.
Ritchie Morris may have been the instigator of the singing of that song but he does not deserve credit for creating the words.
The words were created by members of Crymych Cricket Club when they wre so proud that "Old Man river" had pledged his future Cricket career to them.
COME ON SCARLETS!!!!
thats quality!!
I went through every snap, I nearly pissed myself when I read the comment on the last of the sequence.
The Nose
Bob the Bulider made a lasting impression in the short space of time that he played at Narberth.
His cameo role must have been the Kidwelly Masacre and will always be remebered for it.
Your conversation with Bob the Builder would have been interesting to say the least Plumby!!!!
Im after some Rome tickets for the 6 nations. Anybody got any? Who can i talk to? Cheers.
why let the truth get in the way podge?! couldnt have made it up better myself!
Runners hear me now!
Let me introduce you all to the Kamikaze. All in favour say 'i'. I'm signing-up this week. Kamikaze 2009.Not sure? Check out the gallery.
bob......classic!
Anyone up for this Comedy Night accomodation is available.
Griff -its about time Eilwen took you out for a night out after stopping you from going to previous ones !!!!
Special lens ye ye
February 11th Wednesday (prior to the Wales V England game)
Ty Hafan ( Childrens hospice) Six Nations Comedy Night
Location - Cardiff Bay - Glee Club (Comedy Club)
8.30pm start includes Chris Cocran the warm up act for Rob Brydons latest tour of Wales - Rob Brydon is Uncle Bryn from Gavin And Stacey for those that dont know, plus three other acts.
Anyoune interested or know of somone in the Cardiff area tha is plaease contact me or the Glee Club direct.
Any queries contact myself
p.s. try Hotel Palladium Palace, Hotel Golden and Hotel Victoria
Happy new year all! That human flying thing looks nuts.
Have any of you done the Rome 6nations trip and could recommend a good place to stay which is not too pricey and could accommodate someone like Plumb? Also, anyone know a good source for tickets for the Wales game out there? Diolch ymlaen llaw.
Deep very deep!......but with just as much, if not more, to play for!!
why when reading your stone paper scissors post couldn't I stop thinking of the Russian roulette scene from "The Deerhunter".
griff, if its the chariot race your referring to, if it wasnt for my exams we'd of been in it!! me you and podge....it would have been the biggest, most important game of paper scissor stone ever!!
There is no way I am pulling your sorry ass around a muddy field.
Happy new year!
Robbie Nich is magic the 2008 Xmas Special.
Cow will be having a few after Boxing Day game not sure what’s happening on the sat yet.
Just log in again and you'll see an edit button! You can only do it if yours is the latest post!
Do you reckon Stevie Bo's might want a pass for here ?
Is there a lash plan for after the Whitland game on Saturday?
Looking forward to getting back west to see you boys. Back late on Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas everyone. This is my gift to you all
Timmy G, check these beauties out!...
quick enquiry at what you boys are doing xmas weekend. will most of you be out boxing day, whitland match or both?
The year 2008 in photographs.
Who wants a remix? Kings of leon with Lykke Li.
More of Lykke Li here
Do you know which law the case will be based on Bill?
" The law of common bloody sense"
Settle Bill and enjoy the serenity.
You boys can't lose.It's in the vibe of the constitution.
Settle Bill.
Here's one:
Cow vs Dennis?
What the F.....?! There's only one lawyer representing me, and thats the big artillery, Dennis Denuto!!
Anyone up for a festive red wine fuelled viewing of "The Castle"
"Clear tray 3, what the f&%k IS that, I've cleared tray 3 three f&%king times"!
Bill how could you say such a thing! I have just been in touch with the JNT lawyers (cow) and we are taking you to the cleaners.
Timmy that camera is the Canon G10 (not Q).
| 12 | 14 | 1300 | N | 13.0 | - | 6.9 | - | 7 | - | 29.61 | +0.09 | 43.2 | 50.0 | 38.8 | - | - | - | |
| 12 | 14 | 1200 | NNW | 14.0 | - | 7.9 | - | 7 | - | 29.59 | +0.10 | 43.2 | 50.0 | 38.1 | - | - | - | |
| 12 | 14 | 1100 | N | 13.0 | - | 8.2 | - | 8 | - | 29.56 | +0.11 | 42.6 | 50.0 | 37.2 | - | - | - | |
| 12 | 14 | 1000 | N | 13.0 | - | 8.5 | - | 10 | - | 29.52 | +0.11 | 43.9 | 50.2 | 37.0 | - | - | - | |
| 12 | 14 | 0900 | N | 13.0 | - | 8.2 | - | 10 | - | 29.49 | +0.11 | 43.9 | 50.4 | 37.6 | - | - | - | |
| 12 | 14 | 0800 | N | 12.0 | - | 9.8 | - | 11 | - | 29.45 | +0.09 | 43.9 | 50.4 | 37.2 | - | - | - | |
| 12 | 14 | 0700 | N | 15.0 | - | 9.2 | - | 10 | - | 29.42 | +0.07 | 43.2 | 50.4 | 36.9 | - | - |
Take a mental note boys, a mental note... everyday is just part of a bigger learning curve.
Its the one where he's bent over about to pass.
cheers Podge
Who's bugle is Aubrey blowing?
Billy Ridge is rumoured to be going for the vets' trophy.
He can blow away. Bezler said he wants some of that as well.
(Plumby,that should make the top 10)
Whats the difference between badger baiting and Aubrey baiting?
Some people feel sorry for the badger.
priceless!!!!
Aubs do you constantly have to concentrate on breathing in and out?
besides the obvious ones, i think the majority of the people on this site should back off the spelling and grammar corrections, we all live in glass houses and we've all got stones...lots of them!! and aubs YOU of all people live in a glass house, i mean we're eden project botanical big mo fo'ing greenhouse here....and whats more, we've all seen you throw!!
Any of you cyclists feeling under the weather?
ginger mong my english is shit because my first language is welsh ! good day in cardiff i think !! last saturday!! good night last night bezzler is that your own stand ?west is best ! saw you standing in it with all your mates!!
and yes, I do realise the irony in me say that.
dont forget the 2nds are playing Llandeilo in a friendly tonight. KO around 7 ish.
Hey JFK, he's behind you!!
engineering hands are getting back to their best griff!
plumby, classic ian botham!!
Did you see the golden glow yesterday?
The golden child / number one son is home
Still alive then Richie, how are those engineering hands of yours?
"It was Marve that done it"
Richy, you don’t have to take my word for it...
Cheers Aubrey. Still coming skiing and as far as I know I'm still allowed to leave the house. People keep asking me if I am still going to be allowed to do stuff and I only thought I'd got engaged!!
Am I missing something here!?
What do you thik these boys would make of our balance beams in minwear woods?
That Damn kayaking looks absolutely awesome. You boys should try it in Llysyfran - much steeper than that!
Plumby...isn't that the same video clip?!?!
I think you would have to be competent in a Kayyak to tackle that!! It would definitely be worth a look..if Jamie's got the balls?!
Theres some video on there now...
That is a very good venn diagram, mad me laugh
Your playing with fire there Plumby. They dont call him the "anfarwol" for nothing.
That last sentence just cost me 15 minutes.
Black.
Hang on a minute... what colour is yours!
Podge, you up in London? Free for a beer tomorrow night if you're around then.
Plumb - when you grow a beard what colour is it? Tell the truth.
That woman's comment is exactly the reason why they shouldn't allow internet access in mental asulum's...
"I love long ginger hair on a man... it's sexual. Seriously sexual."
Very original Plumby.
I will never look like this though.
Unlike you
I see...
Coverings Plumby?! When that lip finds you trying to sneak under, you're on the inside with a mouthful of sand and a split chin... cough cough!
Cheers Podge.
Its not 3ft 11s 3k E.
Podge, can you have a quick look at your sion corn @ BT email. Ta.
Hope to go to the club
Robbie, check this one out. Rachael Unthank & The Winterset
Rob, just returned from a week hardcore mountain biking in the Sibillini range, Le Marche. Great natural trails steep descents initially (Monte Vettore 8200') shallowing out through chestnut groves on the lower slopes where the wild cinghiale roam, also great rock climbing in the gorges and skiing later on in the year! and the Adriatic Riviera 20 mins away (no Surf though :-( . These are some of the obstacles I had to get over
Excellent. Nothinlg like being coached by an expert.
Massive news
Big year ahead boys. Make sure you save some brownie points.We're going to need some champagne, a sexy nurse, some poppers and a passport.
Well, a few weeks back i was the oldest on the side! I'm only 28!
Possibility of a jaunt to carmarthen in the evening.
Looking into how i can ride my bike with the plaster on, i think maybe i could leave it in 3rd on the back and just use the front derailer. What do think horse?
A face and some stiches...
Banging week in SW Portugal, with awesome consistent surf. Between 3 and 6ft everyday, only one session spoilt by the wind. I can't lift my arms.
Jamie/ Podge or anyone else for that matter do you know what the plan is for the Uwic game up here in Cardiff. I spoke to the Uwic rugby coach yesterday and he said that it was a 12pm K Off. The game is being played prior to the Wales v New Zealand game. That Kicks off at 5.30pm. Myself and Doctour Les are going to the game with Morris and his girlfriend. Anyway what are the plans, or are you all living in Brechfa now. Has the Brechfa beast been discovered yet. ??
Ps New Zealand game is on Sat Nov 22nd
Griff, reckon he was in 3rd?
It was twenty two years of many happy memories many happy times and many great days and nights. Unfortunately one stupid "jobs worth" tried to spoil my night. He came close but he didnt achieve that. As ive told you Robbie (and others many times) he obviously didnt know who i was!!!. For those that i invited to Stradey as guests feel honnoured (and thank Dad) because if you are not a Scarlet supporter you may not be invited to the new ground (we cant afford to turn anyone away) I will never forget the Allo Allo boys ( Shads and Griff dressed in there French attire coming to the Biarritz Quarter Final match a few years back with there manky onions ( it stll makes me smile). Lets be grateful of the fact that some of Narberths ex players graced the turf of Stradey with pride. Geriant Bowen, Mountie, Chris Mac, John the Bank (and many more). I hear through the grapevine that Lloyd P is making good progress at Llandovery and that the Scarlets hireachy are very pleased with his progress.( i will tell you the source again Podge). Lets hope he continues with that progress . Anyway Albert was the greatest. The greatest player i never saw!!!!. The greatest performanc i saw- the 1989 All Blacks team.
Ps- Great to see the young boys coming through at Llangennech and the "ling di long" covering back of Plumby the winger. I just hope the team plays better than that next time. Great to see K. Ll. D back involved, his comments are the tonic they always were lets hope the youngsters continue to come through. Good Luck for the rest of the season and "Ymlaen the Otters"
who you taking bill ? bj ?
I am looking for a pair of tickets for the SA game? Anyone know of any?
this lot is well worth a listen. id go dafydd davies first, he's done a lot of mountain bike trail design. andy kirkpatrick is good. andrew whitley is good but will put you off mass produced bread.
I loves the Fail blog, even had a mention in the Times today, not my Times obviously, I read the Sport
The guy who built some of the Welsh MB trails. Very interesting guy, well worth taking time to look at this video...
"realised", that depends Jamie on what you may interpret as the meaning of realised.
I think it was quite clear. Upon hearing the suggestion that I would beat his time for the run, Griff sought clarification whether I meant this year's or his time for next year? I like Griff, am not one to duck a challenge and so stated that I would soundly beat him during the 2009 run.
As a consequence of this Griff shook hands (in front of witnesses!!!!) saying "your on". I can only take that to mean that he overturned the pledge he had earlier made on countless occassions never to run the half marathon again.
In answer to your question Jamie - NO
Griff, "Whats the biggest room in the world?"
Podge, do you think griff has reaslsed what happened over that 8th pint of stella in o'neils?
Great day, I havent ever laughed and been in so much pain all at once before.
good to see you Bezler and pleasantly shocked at your announcement about Les and you, good luck to you both and hope all goes well....
All the Athletic, including the coaches and management had a really good laugh after the game on Saturday. I havent seen a pile-on in the club for some time. Kenny was in good form.
I dont think Clive really appreciated the frivolity when he returned after a disappointing game with the 1sts.
Yes well done boys...Griff thats inside 4hr pace for a full marathon...London next year?!?! Well done to the athletic great win over Whitland...good to see such a young side out, was Plumby really the oldest!! Plumby whats the story with Clive James...how many coaches do you want to piss off in one season!!
Well done to the vets..good win first time out 43-17..Kenny T pulling the strings at fly-half!!...good to catch up with the old boys.
In the beginning
Back in nineteen fifty five
Man didn't know 'bout a rock 'n' roll show
'N all that jive
The white man had the schmaltz
The black man had the blues
No one knew what they was gonna do
But Tschaikovsky had the news, he said
Let there be sound, and there was sound
Let there be light, and there was light
Let there be drums, there was drums
Let there be guitar, there was guitar, ah
Let there be rock
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I think somebody just broke this site
Fellow Knuckle draggers, just received this email....
I fear you boys have been misleading Griff. I clocked the distance from B&Q to the cross in Llanddowror last night and it is only 9.75 miles......13 miles actually gets you within spitting distance of Red Roses.
Either way it is too feckin far to run.
Jaime, when are we going to 'simul-climb' ?
oh i like this game........
Podge you skinny Bast*^d!
Marve = 2 Stone soaking wet
Me = 15.5 Stone at the time, plus I knew I had to walk round bloody IKEA after
Hang on let me check
| Robert Martin | Bowen | Male | 01:50:49 | 1826 | 01:48:23 |
if you are? are you being honest? I cannot see a Scooby Do anywhere near you in the finishing postions!!!
Scooby must have overtaken you way before 400 metres to go!
Watch out for Scooby Doo, he overtook me with about 400metres to go, I knew he was coming the crowd were shouting "go Scooby" but I beat Spongebob quite easily
Feck! your right that means it is only two and a half miles extra...
I hate to be the one to break this to you robbie but he's dead.
A staggered start is in play
No: 1059 ( sub 1:30) Robert Phillips lining up amongst Kenyans and Ethiopians)
No:3500 and 53501 (3:00+ - Anthony Griffith, James Bohata, (lining up at the start between a bernie Clifton lookalikey in and ostrich costume and the hunee monster 20 mins later!)
Get in There xxx
"A camel is a horse designed by committee"
Now i ask you, who wants to read a camel?
http://www.chortle.co.uk/venues/6/wales/786/narberth_queens_hall
This could be worth a night out.
Is it a Whist drive? I like those at my age.
Higgy- very true
"WONKY DONKEY, FEATURING , ZOMBIE DISCO SQUAD, BIG BEAT JACKIN FIDGET HOUSE, WONKY ELECTRO, GANGSTA BREAKS & PHAT ASS BOOTY BASSLINES, CRUNKED UP, GLITCHY, SWITCHY, BUMPY, GHETTO MASH UP"
I think i'll pass.
Count me in Horse, sorry Plumpy but your never going to last 3hrs with hid's. (old school)
Cow,
Were you an extra in the Fifth Element?
Cow,
Have bought your ski pass on line using this picture. The lifties will piss themselves.
Waiting for someone to sing me his song.
So many dreams, I kept deep inside me,
Alone in the dark, now you've come along, HOPE HIDs.
why is rob nich calling you splinter griff?!
Alpkit are a British company who produce really good quality outdoor gear. Their range isnt massive but the stuff the make is awesome. Shipping is free and their biggest dry bad (13 litres) is £7 and their smallest (2litre) is £3.50.
Shads is engaged, that only leaves????????????????????????????
PLUMBY
Tick Tock Tick Tock
"Being unable to prove his innocence, he moved away to Rosebush, where he lived as a hermit in its sewers and befriended the rats."
Canaries holiday update. We're going for a week from the 29th of November. Flight and board 165 for the week.
Robbie if you stopped drinking your urine from that bag on your leg you wouldnt get dehidrated and have a bad head.
STOP THE PRESS. SHADS (the other bald one) IS ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!
nice one griff, i havent got a clue who that is, you old git!!!!
Anyone know what the 2nd team is for today, am i involved? if not who's keen for brechfa, i've sent a text around but only bill has replied.....hmmm, the only people who are free to text at his time of day are the single ones........whats everyone else up to?!
Rhys Davies at 9, Andrew (same guy who started there last week) at 10, Gary and Neil in the centres. There no natural pace between them so i image they'll agree on a left\right setup :)
The bench is full of folicle issues tomorrow then!
Who is playing in the back 3 this week then Plumby? Hope none of them choke with the line at their mercy this week.
Anybody fancy a slice of that pie?
Griff, you raise me up, so I can stand on mountains....
Not straight away Plumpy... I'll start by working Tues, Wed & Fri, but when I'm out of the supervision stage - few weeks - then I might be able to pick and choose! Roll on 'outdoor activity Friday'!
Exellent Martin. Exellent food and very good service. It was packed out there (always a good sign)
Thanks Jason.
Cow, I keep checking this site before going to bed... and you're still in the office. When do you sleep?!
I quite like this whip round of what everyone's been up to on the weekend - reckon we should keep it up.
P.S. I am still in the office - THIS IS WANK
I think this is it
If this don't work I'm going to bomb PC World (can I say that on the WWW?)
Aubrey the video I filmed of you working is here
Bezler, what's the halfway like? going there for my mother's birthday do.
Bohata- I need Plumby to help my Dad..
I was filming all afternoon in Stradey Saturday and got told off by the Aberavon coach for spying pre match (when they were warming up)
Sunday - Had Sunday Lunch in the Halfway near Nantgaredig followed by going to Carreg Cennen Castle. ( Les you will have to go there Romantic beyond)
Sunday Evening watched the Osprey Blue Show about rugby on BBC2 WALES!!!
Druan a ti Brownie (rho rhif mobile ti man hyn. Fin dod lan i Lundain wythnos i Ddydd Sul. Diolch
- "frocester-beer-festival sex"
- "glamorous moose clocks"
- "if matron felt a new boy was liable to wet bed she gave him a rubber sheet"
- "horse on a bike joke maths"
| Cow |
Not to worry Cow... my weekend was also a no brainer.
After a quick visit to The Druidston after work on Friday during the sunset I had to drink a fine bottle of Rioja when I got back to the house. On Sat I was forced to walk between Bosherston, Broad Haven South and Barafundle for a good few hours taking in the scenery and sun, day finished off watching the sun set behind Carew castle with a feed and a pint. Sunday was a relaxing day at home tinkering with surfboard repair in the rays of sun interupted by a beautiful roast lunch... and some bottled beer!
Get your Countdown application in Plumby - you're the SnS word wizzard!
It's amazing what you can fit in a weekend when you are not sat in an office. Do you mean the bont Llanglydwen? I love that place.
Just to top it off I am writing this sitting in the office at 9.30pm on Monday waiting for our clients to tell us whether we need to work all night.
Live the dream
fucking hell i'm away one weekend and you boys get stuffed ! props 2 fat !hooker where is the ball ! old man in the centre get a wig so the opposition don't realise you're so easy 2 skin! plumby don't go for a shit during game time! Re your videooooo - due 2 current health and safety legislation and after a half day manual handling course obviously i would not attempt something so hazardous. Brown cow lawyer man ? weekend :- watch sun set over a aberiddy fri, watch seals chasing fish at pwllderi sat, changing shitty nappies sun ! (swap sunday with you) ?
(thats gotta hurt)
Cow in response to your weekend review, mine started on thursday night when me morris and bows hit cardiff, friday night was spent on a freebie with work in cardiff again, sat morning me bows and teresa went mountainbiking at Glyn Corrwg, on the way back from there i decided to go to brechfa too. I then went to the club and then the bont and had a couple of quiet pints. up early on sunday morning and went climbing in st. govens before heading back to meet up with plumby, nigel and griff to head up the preseli's on the bikes....and to top it off i then went to my sisters for sunday dinner (a double rib of beef no less)!!!!
Bezzler, why did you ask plumby to call you in st. clears asap and then give him your mob number??
Aubrey, have you tried this one before?
We got shafted. BIG STYLE, I blame the worst inside centre I have seen in all my days playing rugby.
For those of you wondering, my weekend went like this:
- On Friday afternoon I was looking forward to leaning into some beers on Friday night, playing rugby on Saturday and a bit of 7s on Sunday in the sunshine.
- At 6pm on Saturday my boss left for the pub.
- At 6.15pm he came back to the office saying he had received some calls on a deal we are working on so I then sat on calls with him from an hour listening to people tell us what we needed to do over the weekend.
- As a result I have played no rugby this weekend, seen no sport, had (almost) no booze and spent 8 hours sat in a glass box on Saturday and 14 hours sat in a glass box yesterday sucking up the pain.
Anyway...like the Murphys I am [trying] not [to be] bitter. How did you boys get on against Llandovrey?
(it works now!)
I hate to be the bearer of bad news Jase, but:
- That link doesn't work
- Plumby's pulling a fast one
- I love bulleted lists... and cheese
| Plumb as designer | Anybody else | |
| Cheesy Website | Bad match | Good match |
Nice... I doubt I will ever use the table facility again!
I'm marking the pitch in the morning with Dorian, do you want a big or small in goal area, straight or wobbly lines Plumby?
Are you playing on the wing Plumb?
I'll be there with the camera to capture the moment. Make sure you do your hair Griff, camera never lies.
We'll see how this scenario plays out.
Llandovery at home Saturday. Hope our legion of fans will be there to support The Mighty Athletic. It will be another chance to catch Griff at centre.
Plumb if someone has seriously said that to you why isnt it up and attributed in the quote section? Which member seriously thinks the WRU will give a shit?
For my part your reports are an invaluable educational resource. Where else on the www will I find examples of such bad grammar and spelling to show my boys?
Keep up the good work!
The man from Del Monte will be happy that his jacket and trousers have been returned. I reckon he should open a hire shop in Pembrokeshire should do well. Da Iawn on winning Saturday glad youve been able to borrow a captain from the Veterans team. Intersting start to the rugby season otherwise!!! Glad to see that your reporting is up to its usual high standard Plumby keep up the good work
Wedi colli rhif ffon ti Brownie , tin bodlon danfon neges i mi gyda dy rhif diolch
If they boycott your reports on the website, you should still write them and post them on here to keep your fans happy. Being far away from the action these days I rely on them for an accurate account of what happened during and after the seconds game each week and also to keep up with any new lines of banter/abuse in the changing room.
I'd be lost without them (Just trying out the bold there)!
i aint mentioned other coach's in my reports yet...
Anyone keen for brechfa on friday night?
How much fun does this look...!
Podge... can you wang over the youths fixtures for the season if you have them. Trying to get the club site set up for the new season. You want to write reports for them this year?
everyone keep a sharp eye on the quote of the day as there are so many from yesterday that it will be changing often, it may even be worth checking out the old quotes to see if you've missed any
1) its feet higher that your heart, not head
2) your baywatch style rescue buoy was a 5 gallon drum.........whit no cap!!! But it was good improvisation and all added to the occasion. By now i'd say the barrel's on the sea bed with bill's pride!!
Rob, can you have your minions facilitate some forms?
If Mr Meredith is looking at ex-players to replenish numbers, then he can expect us harder West Wales players to keep going beyond 28! We don’t stop playing because its too cold! Robbie Snitch is 53 and still going strong, followed closely by The Chemist, Audrey and Les Hughes.
I have every intention of singing in a choir at some point, but not until I've finished playing and I intend to keep playing for as long as I can (sorry boys). I cant imagine anyone not being moved when listening to a good male voice choir. Its amazing.
On a separate but similar point, Iestyn was in the club last week when he was looking for registration forms. Apparently he has found some 30 odd players who want to form a veterans side. Players aged 35 and over... which interestingly enough would include out current first team captain. Bully is 36!
Click here for article
Please let me know if you would like to order anything. I still have Aubreys, Garys, Cows, Alexs, Bills, Podges, Higgies and Martin Bo's here in my house, ready to dish out.
Anyone else keen?
This is the first of many snaps you'll see of our epic MarReg trail event yesterday. Big shouts to Martin James (support driver and faggot supplier), Notorious Nigel, Horse and Smalls (who met us at Fishguard). It was a brilliant day. We started at 8:30am and got to the top of Carn Llidi (Whitesands) at 7:30pm.
WHAT A TRIP!!!!
Look at little Kenny T poking his head in on the left.
He’d crumble under questioning though, so I need to keep him away from Kenny!
hoi polloi: Robbie Snich and John "Alan Sugar" Chin
PS. Podge, after a heart to heart conversation with Kenny last night, we concluded that you were to blame for all the 'mix-ups' with the quotes online.
Do not think I will make it back this weekend for the bike ride unfortunately but keen to line up a less severe one when you are out on the bikes in the next month.
"Fuckers"
Septune guide
I've been reading, they say you should run it at 225psi...
Your like a hedgehog in a condom factory out there!
Griff, you have, after my performance in llangennech last year they've given me the band.
Shame on for Griff and Chinster for the 'no show' because its "too wet".
Shout out to Alun Harris for making the effort too, the only two groups up there, both from Narberth - aight! Harris said Aubrey didn’t want to come up because he didn’t have a coat.
"i was looking at your fuckin stupid site earlier. You twats go out on the weekend doing all this stupid stuff and now you want to film it. Fuckin twats"
"What did you do on the weekend then Al?"
"Tiled my bathroom"
Skiers? Bikers? Headboard bangers? Lets chuck in £10 each for a slice of this pie...
Action cam Check the gallery here
Water proof and small. It will be great for youtube placement. All in favour say yip, i'll invest and you can cash me up.
Where were you on 19-10?
never stood a chance.
never stood a chance.
Just invested heavily in full monty breakfast materials. Im not going into this one wind sock'ing.
I hope the bus has got a toilet, Marve's got the squirts!
Big time bus.
Are you doing it again this year Bez?
Podge, things have gone very quiet in the griff camp, do you thing he's started some intense training schedule?
Looks like Podge (baldness) and Horse (generally) are the hot topics of conversation!!
Yeah, fair play boys. Well done.Please enjoy this photo. It took all of myself and a little bit more to get to Westdale to take it. There are more snaps on WOW, here
Did we mention we won by 18 minutes?
Here are some snaps from sunday
Dyls, Griffsters and Ali at start
Nigel, me and Horse at start
Ali, Griff, Dyls , Horse, Plumby
Bizarrely there aren’t any pics of Nigel on there, I guess it was because he was dressed in an all-in-one ignominy.
Team 1 won!
(Nigel, Horse, Plumby)
Team A came second!
(Griffster, Dyls, Ali)
Best waves on (the ASP pro surf) tour in two years.
surfers from Pembs need not look at the videos, esp heat 10, (it will make you hurl your lungs out)
computers are so confusing.
for those competing in the Brechfa enduro, registration is between 8:30 and 9:30.
For those with a rather surfy disposition there’s a bit coming in tomorrow, with light NW. I’m going to hit south Pembs early morning. Get into it.
I'm officially disappointed, I have been forced into making other plans on august bank holiday... I had no excuses not to attend a wedding, dam it!
Balls of steel my friend.
This is somthing that will i'm sure come back to haunt said wanker in the future...
A view from the dune
Don't worry Robbie, I've just returned from an truly brilliant weekend in Glastonbury with all the other tax dodgers of this country, now I'll be settling down into a job with Marv over the summer and paying my duty back into the government's coffers... hmmmmm?!
On the off chance. Yvonne (the Mrs) has just moved down to glorious West Wales and is in need of summer work while looking for a physio job. Doesn't have to completely full time, and can turn her hand to most stuff, bar/eatery/office/horses/camp sites anything really... if anyone knows / hear's of anything I'd be grateful if you'd let me know. Thanks.
BUT if you really want a great night out? Hayseed Dixie are in Swansea on Weds the 16th/7/08. They played the Queens Hall last year and were awesome, tickets £15 plus booking fee and I'll organise a bus if enough interested? Yee HA p.s. book a day off on the Thurs their gigs involve alcohol
. Will try and remember to call monday.
Well done Timmy G. Good effort
1st!
in his degree! Yvonne scored a 2.1 too! There will celebrations on the streets of Llanboidy and Croyde tonight!
Well, its officially summer today... and its pissing it down!
Podge, thats also last years model, but we're hoping to meet up with her at some point!
Its a good point bezler, seeing as gary screwed it up for all of us, perhaps he should make the plans! :)
What time are the oral festivities to begin with good ol' Rosie?!
An old friend is coming out this way, we all remember rosie, otherwise known as 'Old Rosie 7.4%'!! the plash have got a beer festival on the 21st where she's guest of honour!!!
With that white tweed suit he had on Friday, i think he's more near retirement age.Tim and me had a really nice session in Newgale last night. In the water by 7 out at 9. Clean 3ft faces all night with the wind dropping to nothing at about 8. Happy summer days!
Meanwhile, in Mexico...
love Mr & Mrs Jennings
Oh, if anyone finds the last 3 hours of last night can i have them back please, i seem to have lost them.
Jase, if your not already, now may be a good time to start shitting yourself!
nothing says JNT like ill-placed confidence.
List of shame...
Horse, Tim G, Gary, Cow, Bo's, Terresa, Nigel, Horse Siss, Rory, Tom, Podge, Martin Bo's, Stew.
This adds up to £325 so im going to need it asap if i order on my card.£25 if you please boys...
Any photos of you with your awards after Saturday night?
the three of us can draft it. with cow at the front.
hi there,
A little random but i met a bunch of the narberth rugby guys at the church in london last sun (25th may). They told me to check out the website 'shit and shave' which i have de and i wanted to leave a comment but had a bit of problem being able to. Basically i wanted to say thanks to all the guys for helping make my birthday weekend a lot of fun and to wish the stag the best of luck with his wedding this weekend! So if you can pass on this message i would be grateful.
Good luck next season with your rugby too :)
Love from
Aileen (the random cavegirl from the church) x
Yes please that will be fine, I'll give you the dosh when I see you
Mart, nobody has seen the design yet, its a surprise. Shall i put you down for XL?
Shane, wait for Bezler's comments, I can't wait
i have not prepared a defence for the girth comment. i plead guilty.
Jakey, what did Sarah say?
i have paid you (again) Plumb. Let me know if you get it this time. I will stick with the Large... if it goes round Higgy it goes round me too!
everyone else who hasnt paid let me know if you want my bank details for e-transfer... or just bring cash next time you think we'll see each other. thanks.
Rory - medium t shirt, large hoody
tom - large for both
| T-Shirt | Hoody | |
| Plumby | M | M |
| Horse | XXL | XXL |
| Chiny | XXXL | XXXL |
| Alex | L | L |
| Ali | L | L |
| Bill | XXL | XXL |
| Tim | L | L |
| Emma S | M (LADIES) | M (LADIES) |
| Griff | XL | XL |
| Gary | XL | XL |
| Cow | L | L |
| Bo's | L | L |
| Terresa | M (LADIES) | M (LADIES) |
| Aubrey | M | M |
| Jase | L | XL |
| Nigel | L | L |
| Sioned | S(LADIES) | M(LADIES) |
| Sarah | M(LADIES) | L(LADIES) |
| H-Siss | S(LADIES) | M (LADIES) |
| Emma J | M(LADIES) | M(LADIES) |
| Higgy | L | L |
| Rory | M | L |
| Tom | L | L |
| Podge | XL | XL |
need a bloody mary to get me started...
hope to report back on monday ?
Higgy, Rob N, Chemical Rob you need to get involved in this kind of caper.
plunby, those snaps are up on mbwales
how was your evening?
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In my 2nd season me and toby had a slip about that size (set off by boarders, so cow, i hold you fully responsible) miss us by less than 10m. if mary was scared before, she'd have soiled her little panties over this one! one of the pistes was closed cos the slide went over it......funnily enough les, it was the piste you used to 'escape' the dangerous steep stuff we were taking you on
a) Bezler arguing with Podge about something to do with the club and how it was done better in Carmarthen.
b) Podge telling Bezler to ‘fuck off back there then’
c)Bezler throwing half a pint over Podge and instantly apologising and looking sheepish.
d) Marve bursting into tears and saying he was going to play for Crymych.
e) horse and me in the corner pissing ourselves.
This never happens in the real world.
"Well fuck off back to Carmarthen then!"
Wheres the 'Dol-Y-Felin' of the alps?
Jaime... at last your dreams have come true...
Here’s some snaps of the human story. Marves before and after and some of the SnS crew in the wedding.Hodges uni mates were all legendry, sound as hell. I was talking to them about the abuse Hodge used to get in the youth for being loud and a pain in the arse.
Id always thought that when he got to uni he'd be a bit mellower... but he wasn’t... so the abuse continued. His mates have a classic story about locking Hodge in his bedroom, they left a bottle (for piss) a bowl, some long life milk and some alpen. They’d planned to leave him there for two days, but he escaped 2 hours in. Apparently he’d phoned his mum 20 minutes into his captivity.
But on a more serious note.....I fear that all the fuss all those years ago about the channel tunnel allowing rabies to cross to this country may have been warranted after all. Whilst heading back to mine, on a quiet desered back road me and griff were confronted by a beast, a slobbering beast who looked appeared to be possessed by the way it was sweating, cursing, dragging its knuckles along the road. We didnt hang around long but did get the chance to capture it on camera just before and after it spotted us. looking at it now there seems to be some familiar features but i just cant place them!!
Big up to the Pembs cup winners, a little slow with the acknowledgement I know. but we get one toilet between 12 in the nurses (no actual nurses) accomodation in Carmarthen... internet, not a hope!
The only two things you need to know at this point is use <br> for a line break and <br> <br> for a new paragraph. Also, dont put http:// in the links, this is done for you. Aside from that its pretty straight forward.
I far from pissed the MTB race. The winner (Rob you'll like this) was a 61 year old who won the race 25 miutes ahead of me. He's some maniac who's in charge of some cross Wales route. Header. And he had a fuckin grey beard.
Apologies in advance if this provokes a rant.
p.s. I hope you've all voted today.
I'll Believe In Anything
SnS has been relegated to second place on Google search by "where's best"
I dont care if you are shit at surfing. Im shit in a kayak and we are all below average at climbing, but i think we should enter some events and get ourselves known.
maybe there are some fishing competitions that Chinny could enter???
kayaking - not sure what that is
Biking - Yes! Monday in Newport 11 o'clock start.
are there any plans for the JNT team to start entering some competitions? there are bound to be some local(ish) surfing, kayaking, biking etc competitions that dont require any level of competance to enter.
"Hi Bill, hope your well, just wandering what your feed requirements are for the next month and if you’re willing we'd like to quote for it. Your lovely. Its Paul here. Love, no, not love, er kind regards, no that’s too formal, erm all the best Bill, Paul."
b). Rob, dont put http:// bit in the link field.
d). Newman (who was wearing a white top when playing for Dunvant who play in red) did not and never will stamp on me, the only stamping was done by Griff, mainly because Aubrey wasn’t close enough.
2. Rob I’ve now changed your links so they work, we can all have a giggle at the ginger joke. Funny in in this context, because i am supposedly ginger, even though I’m bloody not! I bloody titian, you where there when the lady in Morris bar said it!
Jas, any meat on the bones yet about activities up in London on your stag? Happy to think of some suggestions if you want any.
Bez i think its very hard for boxing to capture a whole nations attention..and especially at anything less then heavy weight. I think if calzaghe was heavy weight he would certainly be in all the papers all over the world, but hes not. if you take boxing in the same context as other sports Calzaghe isnt at the top..hes just at the top of his league and thats why he doesnt get the amount of national support and stardom that he deserves
There are many brilliant things about Wales that is doesn't capture but even so, good attitude. Why Wales is cool
NewsflashDressed up as OAPs, 15 Pembrokeshire girls managed to blag themselves tickets into the BAFTAs last night. Several celebs were accosted and forced to have photos taken with said OAPs. The girls were in London celebrating the forthcoming wedding of Jason and Sarah.
Basically boys, the standard has been set!
Shadwell said to Aubrey " you look like you've been dragged through a bonsai tree backwards"
Though about putting my hand up for the rugby... I really did... but common sense prevaled in the end!
Where is the game?
Anybody for poker this Saturday? Blew my load on the parking fine...
No Brown, insurance money (mostly) paid for these, your taxes pay my rent... and only just, tight bastards! Thanks for your appreciation anyway.
There aren’t many things that make me as gutted as two lush brand new longboards on my lawn knowing neither of them are mine! They're awesome, cant wait to have some swapsies out back.
Went biking with Griffster and a (guy we bumped into) called Nigel (who’s a legend). We have a new challenge called ‘The Balance Beam of Baghdad’. Shes feisty.
Tell the SandS crew what the most beautiful thing you've seen this week is...
Got ur message...
do we have a logo??? if so what does it look like? Have you come up with some latin motto to go under it? Just what have you come up with Plumb??? and what color options for these t-shirts do we get???
Answers Plumb!..we need answers!
Gonna keep an eye on the daily NG photo for the next couple of days... the dominant swell means MSW are giving a very low reading, but there are a couple of smaller swells rolling in, might be a cheeky chance for a dip! Yes I am desperate. I'm even considering this...
Tim & Cow, did you get my text regarding the Tshirts and Hoodies? Yay or nay, what size?
Tim, i know what you mean fella, everyone was hyping, but theres nowt there! Is your board on the BB site?
At least she's not a fictitious lady from the Isle of Man.
I am not going to reveal who her brother is, but see if you can work it out from my little puzzle
W*yne J*nes
Les fess' up!
Bets that Dwain Chambers will never play for Castleford… mind you Nigel Walker made it all the way…
Cow, when are you down next? Alis down in a few weeks for some biking.
Awesome news about Shaun Edwards. Would have been a big loss to lose him now and if he stays for a few years then hopefully his top attitude will rub off on those around him in the Welsh set-up.
I am still waiting for a throttle by throttle account of the plane attack when you're ready Horsey.
sorry
Might have a guest biker with us, Claire has a mate down (Rob)
What's a PRE MADONNA ?
Are we meant to mark the pitch again this season?
Cohesion;
Linguistics. the property of unity in a written text or a segment of spoken discourse that stems from links among its surface elements. Some words or phrases depend for their interpretation upon material in preceding or following text.
"If you want the rainbow you have to put up with the rain".
…with the exception that with Bezler, there’s no fuckin rainbow!
Its not much fun at the moment to be honest, we have to fulfil our fixtures this year so we are allowed to play in the Polypipe again next year. Our side next year will be strengthened by the numerous good youth players coming through.
This won't mean anything to, well, probably any of you, but one day it might.
Aside from the odd hic-up (additional stories to follow) it was an amazing trip, Italy is superb. Photos to follow soon.
Plumby had 3 cans of Bow before getting to the bridge... there's no way he even made the flight!!
Ginger haired twat attacked and strangled by Italian male.The assault happened on a flight to southern Italy.The Italian snapped after the ginger ones antics went over the limits of respectability
"He had it coming"- jamie bohata
Marve has just cleared up some of the rumors that were floating around after last weekend’s shenanigans. Marve struggled to seal the deal due to lack of prophylactics.
So, a belated welcome to all that have lost their shit'n'shave virginity in the last 10 days... bonjourno boys! I won't get any replies to this post for another week, so reserve the abuse 'til I get back West next weekend!
1. Les is having a secret house warming part next weekend.
2. Waunarlwydd lost to bonymaen last week.
Is Marv playing my sister's friend wants to know?
This year, we should take a "leave nature as it is" angle. Shouldnt need too much work then.
Jaime, i agree with the witch, your front garden is a disgrace. If your going to enter the Llanfallteg competition again this year you need to get rid of the rotting yellow pages first.
Plumb..where were did you go to get this fine service and tasty lamb?
On seperate tables.
Bezler, food was the best i've had this year, service was fine, i was slightly concerned with the kind of people they let in though (you!).
Any one know of and digs locally, i could well be looking!
Or were they up a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G?
Oh and they drank her tea in the morning.
I tried running on it on Sunday, I got as far as the Kirkland
(...against Llangennech in the first half on Saturday the 22nd of March 2008)
We're flying out next Monday. Doing between 50 and 90 miles a day apparantly.
Due to a foot/ankle injury I will not be running the London Marathon this year. The only good thing is I can defer my place until next year.
Don't phone Chinny to offer my availability for any games because I can't even run after the kids at the moment.
Plumby, it looks like I'll have to sponsor you for your bike ride after all.
aint falling for that one again, ya swine!
Oh, Potatoe, im going tomorrow as i have to get a new tyre for Alis bike. If you have time (you do) go to Mikes Bikes and pick up two of the bags for us, tell him your with the Martin James group. Ask for Mike,
Plumby (C)
Rob Nich came in with some classic banter and all you've got is 'Hello'. Pick your game up les. Pick it up.
Newsflash: The Athletic game is away not home.
Animal rights activists strengthened their case to have horses banned from Canaston and Minwear Woods today after yet another accident involving the animal. An eye witness said “it was unexplainable, the horse just seemed to veer off the track and fell down the bank. It is a miracle it didn’t need putting down”. Another witness, a local ginger man, sporting a broad smile said “Shoot the b*****d”!
What time do the vets kick off Sat?
Cow, give Ali a shout, hes briefed up ready for the call.
was he french and poor at drinking games? i met some of them...
I have managed to forget everything else about the match.
Bezzler 07747763003
Heres a little sample of what you missed out on... Slimfaster
To ensure you get value for money I will be surrounded by 150 other choristers who can actually sing and a couple of professionals soloists.
Let me know if you would like a ticket!!
Good faces.Horse's face is the one he uses when providing the ladies with digit stimulation.
Plumbs the face of someone receiving it.
Horsey = determination.
Plumby = fear
For those interested there is a site which shows the Buoy information off Pembrokeshire Its here. Good conditions for surfers are a wave height of over 6ft and a period higher than 7 seconds. Yesterday it peaked at 24foot and 11 seconds! Massive.
Glad you remember me phoning you Bezler, it was only about 6pm!
Meribel is probably an acceptable excuse. No one would have predicted this being a grand slam decider after all.
The Pembs buoy is now 21ft with an 11 second period. That is MASSIVE!
Only joking boys!
I think
Game is starting at 13:15 on Saturday, so we'll need to sort our life out if we want to get out to Brechfa, could be worth looking at the Cwm Cerwyn -> Bessies option?
Main event: whos in the club Saturday?
Oh, you mean a chocolate cwassaaant!
"The data transfer limit has been exceeded due to high traffic"
How did the house warming go. Did bezler behave?
If your going to press the matter Rob, id go with Martyn Bowen, Audrey Young and Podge.
But who would you pick in the front row?
I'd go for Hook with the controlling influence off the bench if needed. Awesome that we have 2 sets of world class half backs to pick. AWJ back in for IG if fit.
I'd play Jones and Peele, Henson and Shankers, Williams and Jones and keep Byrne at the back.
Don't really understand what goes on up front enough to make a call. Does anyone understand what goes on up there?...
Who should be in the welsh team for sat?
There are trail centres in Wales, such as the one in Newport (Gwent) that offer lifts to the top. These facililties are used for downhill bikers with bikes made specifically used for going down hill. I dont want to presume too much, but i believe im right in thinking you havent got one of these rob...
Are there chair lifts to the top?
What's everyones pick for the Welsh team?
Jaimes bike imploded, the wheel chewed up his rear mech.
This St.Davids day, i am mostly dog sitting!
Who have the seconds got today?
I better get back to work
Jack Mason feels f**ked and even if he's picked dosnt know if his finger and thumb can take another game!!!bollocks.s**t ba**ard wa**er.... 39m ago
Cheers for asking horsey - probably a good thing really. Will come home and see you cnuts in the West instead.
And that takes us to lunch on the 4th day of this tedious week. It's been another slow morning with the batsmen are struggling to get on top out there and are not really looking like they want to get out there. Long afternoon ahead as the early cloud cover that was around earlier has lifted and unfortunately it looks like we are going to get a full day's play. Only another 10 hours til hometime then - whoop whoop!
Now over to Plumby in the studio box for his new popular lunchtime feature "ambidextrous wanker - is it possible to be as good with both hands?"
Did anyone see Jack? Thought he would have at least come to watch...
He's playing for Whitland 2nds against us tomorrow night.
How did the Chinster survive Llysyfran?
"gary snitch"
pantmawr swinging
preseli built solo dinghy
looking forward to this afternoons cycling, taking Chiny for his 2nd bike trip in 20 years, 7 miles round Llys y Fran. Photos will be taken.
The typing classes have come on a lot in the last week Marts.!!!!
The ads generate a small amount of cash, so long as people click on them, i added them yesterday to my blog adn it generated 49cents. I'm not going to retire yet, but it may buy me the odd inner tube now and again.
Originally made for former members of Narberth Youth, people such as Richy and Bezler who did not play for Narberth Youth want to get involved, should we let them?
This place is really starting to take off. Rob Nic's inclusion far outweighs the negative balance created by adding Horse a while ago... i think we're back in the black.And I heard a complete stranger telling an acquaintance a while ago how he had been on 'shit and shave' just after having a shower and before coming out for the night!
The sky's the limit gentlemen... I fyny fo'r nod
