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Martyn Bo  
10/05/2012 16:35:01

scroll through the gallery see if you recognise somebody

Podge  
09/05/2012 21:43:52
Twickers not included in price, others are
Audrey  
09/05/2012 10:45:20
Does the 100 cover all entrance fees 2 all the venues ?
Griffster  
08/05/2012 21:59:39
Horse that board needs about 10 electric blankets a hot water bottle and a bed time story.
Podge  
08/05/2012 17:00:45
Anyone fancy a cheap weekend to London? Usual, World Sevens Final in Twickers, Church, Peppermint Elephant and Tate Modern? 100 leaving lunchtime Friday back Sunday evening. Two spots on the bus left.
Plumby  
08/05/2012 15:54:30
haha, i know where this is going. cross grants palm and he'll make you a duplicate, custom paint job too.
Horse  
07/05/2012 19:47:11
Has anyone out there got an old electric blanket that they don't want any more?
Martyn Bo  
02/05/2012 14:23:50

he can't make the stag do but he is going on the the hen do!!

he's goingto the wedding and the honeymoon too

Podge  
01/05/2012 23:05:59
and I cleaned that quote up! Yes Mart you are correct it is the man who has no comprehension of the concept of personal space... Bob the Builder. He asked me if I knew if Shads had set a date, he's going invited or not
Griffster  
01/05/2012 21:30:28
Hey popadom sheets, how's the growler?
Marve  
01/05/2012 14:07:03
Is it one of the boys from JLS?
Martyn Bo  
01/05/2012 13:43:06
Podge is it Bob the Builder?
Plumby  
25/04/2012 15:34:55
Guardian readers -> Wake up and smell the coffee
Plumby  
22/04/2012 16:49:59

Congratulations to Timmy G and Yvonne - A bouncing baby boy, born yesterday evening - Osian Dewi Griffiths.

Plumby  
17/04/2012 21:14:48
One step forward, two steps back eh Horse?

Boating news
Griffster  
17/04/2012 14:24:27
Gary and Robbie watching from the stand.
Podge  
16/04/2012 23:03:43
Video footage of Narberth Ath Vets XI v Lawrenny... on ice
Griffster  
16/04/2012 22:01:12
some, not many.
Jase  
16/04/2012 17:06:35
Don't be silly smalls some people still like Griff?
Plumby  
16/04/2012 13:57:22
Click for more info Wise words from one old man to another...
Audrey  
13/04/2012 22:09:40
That griff he's the new Jeff ? Old.
Plumby  
13/04/2012 09:17:33
...you should have seen John Chin and Griff stomping up and down the touchline after Griff was apparently unfairly yellow carded in the mid week clash for the Athletic.
Martyn Bo  
02/04/2012 16:02:22

Plumby do you mean bezzler the yo-yo? Should you stand up or sit down during a hymn? Take Bezzler's lead and you'll be up and down like a yo-yo

Griffster  
02/04/2012 15:58:28

No but Paul Bowen was in bits.

Plumby  
02/04/2012 15:49:23
Can anyone confirm whether the rumour that M Bezler cried in the church on Saturday is true?
Plumby  
23/03/2012 11:33:11
Click for more info dont worry Mr Jones, he didnt mean it
Cow  
22/03/2012 22:57:58
Couldn't give a fuck Jones
Plumby  
21/03/2012 17:57:52
Cow, what was it like singing in the stadium before the game in a London choir?

I imagine you felt like guilty about skipping in front of dozens of genuine Welsh choirs who could sing better than you and without cockney accents ye?
Cow  
16/03/2012 13:48:34
Who is going to be in Cardiff tomorrow then? I am see. Is this the way to grandslamarillo?
Plumby  
16/03/2012 13:10:34
Griff genuinely asked the ref what the score was about 10 times last night. Browny bought him a little abacus as a gift and gave him some maths homework too.

Match report: 15 all against Fishguard - terrible ref.
Plumby  
12/03/2012 17:34:51
have you tried emailing grandslamtickets@notafuckingchance.com?
Horse  
12/03/2012 15:56:50

I’ve just had an SOS from my brother in law who had promised his folks tickets for the French match as a birthday present.  They have booked into a hotel and restaurant, he has since been let down!!  Does anyone know of a pair (or 3 ideally) of tickets?  

Bill  
09/03/2012 11:18:53
RIP.. Mansel Young who died this morning...sad day.
Martyn Bo  
09/03/2012 09:49:38
he took his frustration out on my right testicle last night
Tim Griff  
08/03/2012 19:24:45
The math got the better of you there Griff... nightmare.
Gary Nic  
08/03/2012 18:11:53
Stick to lifting and pushing and let the backs do the thinking. As KKK once said "just turn them round and point them in the right direction"
Griffster  
08/03/2012 17:22:08

I thought we were losing by 4 points, but at the end of the day it was my fault and I appologise to all concerned

Plumby  
08/03/2012 16:59:59
...ok

So, its a cold Thursday night in Haverfordwest rugby club. Narberth Athletic are in town to face their 2nds in a Pembrokeshire cup first round game.

To cut a shit story short, 78 minutes in and the Athletic are leading by 1 point. The Haverfordwest full-back cuts through about 3 players and ends up in the Athletic's 22, a Narberth player dives over the ball and they get a penalty in front of the post which they successfully convert.

The Athletic run up to take the kick-off with Jimbo fucks up and ends up going backwards. Scrum on the halfway line, they successfully retain the ball but are driven backwards beyond their 10 metre line where a penalty is given to the Athletic for a player holding onto the ball on the ground.

The Athletic give a collective sigh of relief, a kickable penalty to win by two points...

Oh... put the party popper back in the box... Griff has tapped and gone! The ball goes through two phases and is lost, final whistle blows. Good night Irene. Athletic are out of the cup.

(i mean, in fairness Griff had another stormer and we lost the game through basic errors and naivety, but still).
Plumby  
08/03/2012 14:45:40
hahaha, do you want to tell them or shall i?
Griffster  
08/03/2012 14:28:42

Come on then Plumb lets have it.

(not much sleep last night)

Marve  
07/03/2012 13:48:09
They keep pitching them up and Rob Phillips keeps knocking them out of the park.  BOOM!
Podge  
05/03/2012 20:04:06
Mart I hope you told them to stick it up their arse
Martyn Bo  
05/03/2012 09:25:29
they only sell one type of plug too
Plumby  
03/03/2012 14:32:17
my money was on Mart B to drop that gag
Podge  
03/03/2012 12:19:02
and I went in to ask for fork handles, you won't believe what they gave me!
Griffster  
03/03/2012 10:25:21

DREAMING! Horse went in for board wax, they did'nt have a clue.

Tim Griff  
02/03/2012 16:41:31
Surf shop idiot: Afternoon Me: Afternoon, have you got any leashes? Surf shop idiot: What, dog leashes? I left
Plumby  
01/03/2012 19:22:27
Wake up and smell the beanandground.co.uk
Higgy  
01/03/2012 13:47:51
worth 15 minutes of your time.....especially if you are english.
Plumby  
27/02/2012 20:10:14
There's a quote in the evening standard (an England only paper)... "A Scottish man in a wooden box outside the game robbed us of the draw". Makes it all the sweeter when they can't take it.

Spoke to Eils on Sunday Griff, she said you getting all tetchy when you're hungry is a constant concern but she has learnt to recognise the early warning signs.
Griffster  
26/02/2012 20:44:24
Can someone please tell all the moaning english that it's only a try if you put the ball on the floor!
Horse  
23/02/2012 05:19:51
This is what we missed out on!
Audrey  
22/02/2012 17:47:03
Snitch I'm standing a lot closer 2 robbie than you'll be on a ski slope for a while?! Actually that shit was put up there by a umbilical pumping system most farmers use these days? Check out the link YouTube/riverlea3445741
Gary Nic  
22/02/2012 15:18:06
Is Audrey standing really far away from Rob?
Griffster  
22/02/2012 13:53:43
That is one massive helmut cole.
Horse  
22/02/2012 09:57:21
Click for more info Aubs- "there's cow shit there, do they bring cows all the way up here?"

Rob - "no, they just bring the shit up!"
Martyn Bo  
20/02/2012 14:56:20
good spot podge, thought it didn't look like me
Griffster  
19/02/2012 20:29:12
A sporting leg end.
Tim Griff  
19/02/2012 19:24:43
...on the burst?! To be fair, that sticky mud can really slow you down.
Plumby  
18/02/2012 13:04:53
He looks quite at home in the rugby photos amongst the props.
Podge  
17/02/2012 19:44:01
Whatever happend to that Martin Brown?
Martyn Bo  
17/02/2012 15:44:23
Garrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee
Richy Morris  
17/02/2012 09:02:38
Great news jakey, top stuff!
Audrey  
16/02/2012 17:08:13
Great news, euphoria again !? Can you coach NRFC girls team forwards, I'll do the backs!
Jase  
14/02/2012 23:27:12
Click for more info if my phone will let me
Jase  
14/02/2012 22:41:27
I would like to introduce Freya Lily Jennings to the S&S and JNT members
Griffster  
10/02/2012 08:25:41
It would turn my weekend into a health and safety course.
Richy Morris  
10/02/2012 06:43:20
Griff, I think Dyfrig 'Death' may be coming up to Aber with us. Bez, they would make good room mates as they both grew up together in Aberporth! Whats your thoughts Griff?!
Griffster  
09/02/2012 14:16:38
Just been out doing a little shopping for Morris.
Cow  
09/02/2012 12:15:03
Gold
Plumby  
07/02/2012 17:40:32
Matty (Smiler) couldn't breathe for laughing when I told him that story.
Horse  
07/02/2012 17:27:00
All together now……

There was a rich man from Yerbeston
Who tried to cross a river...
WHAT A DOPE!!
He tripped on his lip, now look at him shiver!!!!

Griffster  
06/02/2012 08:22:27
Sent her down a black run first morn, she is hardcore.
Audrey  
05/02/2012 22:26:59
Some boys were tired and the Jessie's wanted 2 home ,so we dropped them there and robbie and me went in search of fresh powder mun! Hope eil's pushed you and made you do a red run?
Griffster  
05/02/2012 20:33:37
Aub why did you fly into Cardiff if your car was in Birmingham? I wish I could of seen Rob Nich's face.
Martyn Bo  
30/01/2012 14:55:51

near to Llarregub and Llanbobl

Bezler  
30/01/2012 11:44:31
Llangafarch Wells is it near Llandrindod???!!!
Plumby  
29/01/2012 20:23:29
YES! - marve, I think you'll find your spelling of eisteddfod is incorrect.
Marve  
29/01/2012 18:10:58
I think I drove through there once on the way to the eistedfod, good faggots and chips.
Gary Nic  
28/01/2012 11:15:48
Bloody hell, I can't even butcher the welsh language as well as Morris! Llangarfarch
Gary Nic  
28/01/2012 10:47:32
Thanks for the messages boys. Nerys and Tomos doing well (just a little tired!) nice to see Morris in dictionary corner. Not sure what llangafarch is though?
Podge  
27/01/2012 22:30:57
great news Gary, hope mother and son are doing well.
Richy Morris  
27/01/2012 19:26:49
llongarfarch Gary a Nerys! I bet Shane Williams can spell Grandad better than you though Plumby!
Martyn Bo  
27/01/2012 09:51:08
Congratumulations Mr & Mrs N
Plumby  
26/01/2012 23:21:35
Yeah, amazing news. Hope all three of them are doing well.

What's it like being a granddad Rob?
Griffster  
26/01/2012 23:12:23
Randy Jackson Nicholas to give him his full title.
Tim Griff  
26/01/2012 22:06:47
Big congrats to MR and Mrs Nicholas.xx
Griffster  
26/01/2012 20:24:48
There is a new king of the dance floor!
Tim Griff  
26/01/2012 19:19:52
Ha Ha Ha... still absolutely brilliant!
Plumby  
26/01/2012 11:58:52
Cow  
26/01/2012 10:36:43
....at styling his hair?
Gary Nic  
25/01/2012 22:47:50
Plumby  
25/01/2012 08:55:30
Humility in the face of both praise and criticism?
Griffster  
24/01/2012 13:08:37
Changing light bulbs?
Jase  
24/01/2012 11:01:52
At being under 6ft?
Tim Griff  
23/01/2012 22:53:37
As good as Shane at what? The mind boggles...
Martyn Bo  
23/01/2012 10:00:29

I was there when he said it >>>>>>>>>>>

Griffster  
20/01/2012 16:05:32
Has that return key stuck down again Bez?
Bezler  
20/01/2012 15:58:40
Make sure you bring sea sickness tablets. Ill open the window for you Griff
Bezler  
20/01/2012 15:58:40
Make sure you bring sea sickness tablets. Ill open the window for you Griff
Horse  
20/01/2012 14:41:52
Griff, now you leave Bezzler alone, its obviously very hard organising a bus from Pembrokeshire to Aber!   (sorry Bez, its too hard not to join in on the banter)
Griffster  
18/01/2012 23:32:17
Are we getting to you? I asked Iwan midway about the planned route and he said that you are being a dick.
Bezler  
18/01/2012 14:12:33
Change of plan. We are now going to catch the ferry to Rosslare and then go up the coast a bit. Catch the ferry over to Hollyhead and then drive back down to Aberystwyth. Seems like good logic to me
Horse  
16/01/2012 18:23:16

how many times did you proof read that Marv?

Audrey  
14/01/2012 21:28:09
Nice 2 see someone speaking plain English marve !. Bez, are your thinking of having an overnight stay in Fishguard on the way 2 Aber on the friday night?
Marve  
14/01/2012 12:55:50

"will someone text Chinnys no thanks".

 

This is precisely the kind of misuse of (or in this case the complete absence of)  punctuation which can cause chaos and confusion. This implies that there are many "Chinnys" all requiring a text message.

It is also very likely that these Chinnys will be very confused to receive a message from myself saying "no thanks", as I have not received a message from them requiring a yes or no answer.

In conclusion, I think you should text Chinnys back yourself, as in the time it took you to write "will someone text Chinnys no thanks" on this website, you could have sent them a text message saying "no thanks", which I assume is in response to a question addressed directly to yourself from them recently, and will therefore be a much more straightforward method of answering questions, which could serve you well in your future career of managing events.

Speaking of straightforward methods: the most straightforward route from Narberth to Aberystwyth is not via Fishguard Bezzler, just in case no one has mentioned it yet.

Rob Nic  
12/01/2012 16:59:11
I sent you his number two days ago
Bezler  
12/01/2012 14:41:32

Yes there is room Shane. Ive been trying to get your mobile no. If you have mine can you please give me a text.

Twickenham no problem. this bus goes anywhere.

When is the next meeting Griff???.

Can somone text Chinnys no thanks.

 

 

 

Higgy  
12/01/2012 12:35:26
Bezler, book me on the trip if there is room please. Any chance of a pickup on the way in Twickenham?
Bezler  
11/01/2012 14:19:59

Mam fach !!!!

Martyn Bo  
10/01/2012 09:12:15
Yet
Rob Nic  
09/01/2012 18:13:28
Leave him alone. He's doing a wonderful job. It's very difficult working out the optimum route from Narberth to Aberystwyth. Very difficult. As we're finding out. Keep up the good work Bez. I'm just happy to be on the trip and have no complaints.
Plumby  
09/01/2012 16:34:50
Bez, at the back of the Event Management degree textbook is a section called 'troubleshooting'.
Griffster  
07/01/2012 10:05:02
Never mind that shite Bez, have you got the bus on Morris's stag to pick us up after Fishguard?
Bezler  
06/01/2012 15:24:38
Did the Scarlets beat the Ospreys on Boxing day ?
Griffster  
02/01/2012 21:07:14
Can't say
Podge  
02/01/2012 13:25:39
Grief, was that when you were down in Tenby?
Plumby  
02/01/2012 10:40:05
i cant believe you, Tom and Browny have wasted so much time playing rugby where pyrotechnics is where your true talent lies. The new years fireworks display was a sight to behold. Extremely dangerous but mesmerizing.
Griffster  
31/12/2011 17:41:27
Kenny I have never given anything more than a hand job for a hot choc.
Plumby  
30/12/2011 23:43:37
Click for more info gold.

on a less sickly note, Mike Brown, Anna Brown, Smiler, Marve and I are going for an 8 mile run across the Preseli's tomorrow if anyone would like to join us. We're meeting at Tavarn Zinc at 11am and driving to the foot of Foel Dryfarn to run back to Rosebush. Route shown here. Give me a toot if you want a lift up\back.

It will be boggy and wet\foggy as fuck but drying off in Zinc after will be a good start to the days festivities.
Podge  
30/12/2011 18:24:07
well that's one way of looking at it...
Kenny  
29/12/2011 22:36:36

Plumby your right again there are a hell of a lot of Lilt tins and Wham bar in Crymych in fact I think it was lilt and wham that built the house. I see lorries full of lilt at the club every week  but I can’t see any one I know drinking them but the re-cycling bins in Crams, Llanelli and Swansea are making a mint.

Players dropping down the league are like whores.

When they are young they can charge what they like but as they get older and their looks start going and they then end up giving BJ just to get a hot drink.

Kenny  
29/12/2011 20:38:43
What a wham bar ???
Cow  
29/12/2011 11:40:05

Yup.  A month of reading Mayrhofen resort reviews ahead.  Count down almost over.

Audrey  
29/12/2011 11:35:48
U skiing next year cow?
Audrey  
29/12/2011 11:29:11
No it fucking wasn't but as Aristotle said a win is a win
Cow  
29/12/2011 11:27:51

I have spotted some [deliberate] mistakes in Plumby's list of Grand National Winners. 

 

My suspicions were aroused when I saw "Cool Runnings".

 

People might want to use the official list which is available here:

 

http://www.aintree.co.uk/grandnationalwinners

Cow  
29/12/2011 10:51:45

I don't know anything about this saga but I think that analogy paints a very effective picture Plumby.  VERY occasionally I do think you are wasted as a computer geek and that your comic talents deserve a bigger stage.

However many other people will disagree with me.

Heading back West tonight so looking forward to hearing more about Wham/Lilt gate and catching up with whoever is out and about over the weekend.

Sounds like it was the usual feast of running rugby on boxing day...

Plumby  
29/12/2011 00:09:28
I don't play for them any more Ken. I was there at the start of the season but I was offered a sherbert dipper to play in whitland, then Narberth offered me a can of Lilt so I went back to them, but then whitland offered me two sherbet dippers to come back, but then Narberth said they could stretch to a Lilt and a Wham bar. However I'm now playing for Milford U10's 4th team because despite of my talents all the 3rd coaches think I'm a twat.
Kenny  
28/12/2011 22:21:41

Your right Plumby your equivalent would be if Narberth U10 would have a 3rd team

Plumby  
27/12/2011 10:30:25
How is Aled Ken? He must be sore after his fall from grace.
Kenny  
26/12/2011 23:49:26
great win for the Ath v Crymych
Jase  
26/12/2011 19:48:45
Good win in pore conditions for the Athletic v Crymych final score 8 to 10.
Higgy  
25/12/2011 17:42:39
Does the minor brother remind you of anyone?
Higgy  
25/12/2011 17:38:59
Another martbo classic!
Kenny  
25/12/2011 15:18:27

Kenny Xmas day

12 hour of Xmas day not days. It true

1.       In the first hour of Xmas (8.30am)I had one very large glass of baileys  

2.       In the 2nd hour of Xmas two large whiskeys on the rocks

3.       In the 3rd hour of Xmas some hot mud wine

4.       In the 4th hour of Xmas a bottle of champagne

5.       In the 5th hour of Xmas 5 Jaffa cakes

6.       In the 6th hour of Xmas a bottle of cheap M&S plonk

7.       In the 7th hour of Xmas more Jaffa cakes

8.       In the 8th hour of Xmas Ginger cider

9.       In the 9th hour of Xmas pigs in blankets

10.   In the 10th hour of Xmas purple Quality Streets

11.   In the 11th hour of Xmas more baileys

12.   At the last hour of Xmas more Jaffa cakes and cider  

Can'y wait until Boxing day

Kenny  
25/12/2011 13:23:43

Does 16 sprouts take as long to cook as a whole cabbage ????

Podge  
24/12/2011 11:15:21
Mifl.... Just googled it.....Midland Industrial Floofing Ltd.... I don't get it Aubrey?
Griffster  
23/12/2011 16:17:34
I think Marve is more of a mini mifl.
Martyn Bo  
23/12/2011 13:34:09
are you the stick Marve?
Marve  
23/12/2011 12:59:59
I think it is a lollipop with ice-cream in the middle.
Gary Nic  
23/12/2011 12:22:14
What's a mifl?
Griffster  
23/12/2011 09:31:16
Loving the baggage handlers, Marrakech and the hairy stall owner. Hating the 4-6 foot waves.
Audrey  
23/12/2011 01:38:47
Quote .so your Talking to me now then? A mifl with marve ! Bohata can't be that fucking good if ur ranting ere !! Hope ur not so critical when we're skiing or are you a closet travel writer?!?!
Horse  
22/12/2011 17:44:50
The story so far...... Easyjet baggage handlers 1, my surf board nil! Marrakech 1 my sanity nil! Stand off between me and some hairy bbq stall owner, no scoredraw, though i was scalded by hanna for calling him a thieving F**ker! 3 days of surfing 4-6foot waves....winners all round
Plumby  
19/12/2011 12:45:25
Prince's Gate Water are trying to build two wind turbines to power their factory and to power a new machine that will make bottles on site for them. This will save 650 lorry trips to the factory per year. There is some opposition locally, if you're in favour of green energy in Pembs, please LIKE this page...
Griffster  
18/12/2011 19:41:11
I would say it belongs to a concrete monkey.
Plumby  
18/12/2011 10:01:04
Click for more info There is only one man who can save us... where is Robbie Nich?

Whilst tweaking Gary's wedding DVD i stumbled upon this little gem... can you guess who's stupidly big hand is holding the glass of punch?
Griffster  
17/12/2011 18:39:48
This site has gone to the dogs. I remember a time when there was educated banter.
Kenny  
16/12/2011 20:46:33
What the F+ck it MasterChef Professionals all about ?? are these people for real.  

They take more care of mushroom than I do of my car !!

 

Audrey  
16/12/2011 18:01:38
So kenny when did you pass your PSV test?
Plumby  
16/12/2011 17:10:56
not what i heard
Kenny  
16/12/2011 12:49:10
I'm not going to be coaching rugby at Crymych next season OK !!
Gary Nic  
16/12/2011 12:02:21
Audrey? Gary speed?
Plumby  
16/12/2011 08:02:30
Never mind that cow, why are you avoiding Audreys Gary Speed question? It's the elephant in the SnS room.
Cow  
16/12/2011 00:36:34
Take note Kenny. Plumby & Marv are trying to give you some life coaching. Coaching in life...
Plumby  
15/12/2011 23:03:09
Kenny, you don't need to be recycling old jokes - we want The Gold the much maligned thoughts and opinions of Kennith Davies.

Have you got a Twitter account? What about Marvvs slate of your literacy?
Kenny  
15/12/2011 20:08:36

Sorry Plumby

 

Can we talk about Darts on SAS

No Jokes (not allowed to have any fun. It’s like living in Iran)

No Football (just mountain biking and surfing)    

No religion

Kenny  
15/12/2011 20:02:49
LET'S PLAY DARTS
Plumby  
14/12/2011 13:04:40
Dont forget you can download your list of Grand National winners here.

Grand National Winners

Marve  
13/12/2011 13:37:03
What are the odds Kenny. The first time you have ever used an apostrophe and you have used it incorrectly. Never mind I applaud you for the effort in trying to improve yourself. Still quite a way to go though.
Plumby  
12/12/2011 14:16:04
Enough's enough Kenny, stop posting your shit gags on here. This is a forum for original thought, innuendo and baiting-banter and not a place for you to cut and paste crap you've found on the web.

Yellow card.
Kenny  
12/12/2011 11:57:55
The GN Winner in 81 will have to be a woman I hope !!!
Martyn Bo  
12/12/2011 09:19:00
I love looking on here
Kenny  
11/12/2011 21:34:15
Plumby

Does not apply to the Rev Martin Williams.
Kenny  
11/12/2011 21:31:03
Marve

It was you who sang the F+cking worst welsh version Fields of Athenry. I have ever here’d. Some song are not made to be sung by a pissed handyman who when he pissed clams to of invented Baby Guinness.
Plumby  
11/12/2011 19:33:31
for everyone:

"You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell?"
Kenny  
11/12/2011 18:25:49

Plumby

For the people who use shit and shave Mattew 23 : 33 

Tim Griff  
10/12/2011 21:43:08
Oof... that's a great list of choices. If I were going, it'd have to be 1844, or 1989 (kiss the lucky egg).
Plumby  
10/12/2011 21:23:50
Ah, good old Mathew 23:9 Kenny. One of my favourites.

For those attending Chinsters new years bash' find below a handy list of Grand National Winners... Grand National Winners .pdf
Kenny  
09/12/2011 21:30:40

Today's  lesson


Daddy's car  in the woods?

Little  Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the  school playground
and go into the woods.Curious,  he followed the car and saw Daddy and
Aunt Jane  in a
Passionate embrace. 

Little Johnny found this  so exciting that he could hardly contain
himself  as he ran home and
Started to  tell his mother.'Mummy, I was at the playground  and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with  Aunt Jane.I went back to look and
he was 
Giving Aunt Jane a big  kiss, and then he helped her take off her 
shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants  off, then Aunt
Jane...' 

At this point Mummy cut  him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an 
interesting story, lets save the rest of it for  supper time.I want to
see the look on Daddy's 
Face when you tell it  tonight.'

At the  dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little  Johnny to tell
his story Johnny started his  story, 'I was at the playground and I
saw  Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I  went back to look
and he was giving Aunt Jane a  big kiss, then he helped her take off
her  shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped 
Daddy take his pants  off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the 
same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do  when Daddy was away on
the oil rigs.'

Mummy fainted! 

Moral: 
Sometimes  you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to  the whole
story
Before you  interrupt! 

Marve  
07/12/2011 18:23:17
Kenny went crazy in the Kirk on saturday night because we were singing a Welsh song and he wanted to sing an IRA song. 
Audrey  
07/12/2011 18:16:06
Shame about Gary speed, Cow?
Martyn Bo  
07/12/2011 15:56:45
Oi Kenny, stop dissing the mighty AC/DC, they are the Gods of rock 'n' roll, as I keep telling my kids.
Cow  
07/12/2011 14:01:40
Since when has this turned into a football forum? Nice festive touch Plumby.
Plumby  
07/12/2011 10:02:48
Kenny, dont bite the hand that feeds you... and im not talking about the Arabs, im talking about Sports Direct where you get all your stock from.
Podge  
06/12/2011 23:07:19
Just Arab money, but no where near as much of it
Kenny  
06/12/2011 22:10:17

What has the name of football stadium got anything to do with Richard view on modern association football.  e.g  Newcastle stadium Name “ sports direct shithole.com” Liverpool and Everton new joint stadium   “ we are all on the dole but still can watch football.com” and the Manchester super Stadium based on the Milan stadium “ AC DC Bull shit ring”   

Audrey  
06/12/2011 21:16:51
I think it's called I'm irate stadium?
Podge  
06/12/2011 17:43:13
What's the name of Arsenal's Stadium again?
Richy Morris  
06/12/2011 16:08:25

You got to love a Kenny outburst!

Last time I heard a rant like that from Kenny was when we lost to Cardigan 2nds away! (the game where we were all pissed and Cardigan put out half a team of soccer players!)

Martyn Bo  
05/12/2011 09:59:36
there was nothing on the telly worth watching in Kenny's house last night, take that Richy - thwack
Kenny  
04/12/2011 23:06:11
NEW DRINKING WARNING JUST     RELEASED:
 
Vodka and ice will ruin your     kidneys.
 
Rum and ice will ruin your     liver.
 
Whiskey and ice will ruin your     heart.
 
Gin and ice will ruin your     brain.
 
Pepsi and ice will ruin your     teeth...
 
There u have it! ICE is f ##kin lethal.
 
Warn all     your friends: Lay off the ice, just drink it     straight!!
Kenny  
04/12/2011 22:59:00

Morris “just because you have some fucking Arabs money does not mean you are a big team. You could win the Premiership for a few years but like Blackburn your just here as long as the money there. Players don’t want to play for your slimy scarf wearing Italian ice-cream selling manager.

You have turning into a football prick !! Sing when your winning !!

Kenny  
04/12/2011 22:58:17

The Urine test (This was written by a rig worker in the North Sea - What he says makes a lot of sense!)


 

I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.

 

In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig for a drilling contractor. I am required to pass a random urine test for drugs and alcohol, with which I have no problem.

 

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.

 

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a benefits cheque because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

 

Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.

 

I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their arse drinking beer and smoking dope.

 

Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a benefit cheque?

 

Plumby  
04/12/2011 19:12:58
Any takers? Me and cow just entered...
Jase  
30/11/2011 18:49:56
if you would like to support ta.
Gary Nic  
29/11/2011 17:29:56
Is that a true story?
Podge  
27/11/2011 19:29:25
its a cracker
Richy Morris  
26/11/2011 12:12:44
We will see who has the wit when we give your team a good hiding on sunday mr nicholas!! Kenny, remember when you said that Arsenal will never, ever lose another match? That was comedy!
Martyn Bo  
24/11/2011 14:02:23
It must be, he said it twice
Griffster  
24/11/2011 14:00:09
Is that a true story?
Podge  
23/11/2011 20:18:38
I phoned my Thai girlfriend to see how she was coping with the floods in Bangkok and she said the water was nearly up to her bollocks!
Podge  
23/11/2011 19:41:55
I phoned my Thai girlfriend to see how she was coping with the floods in Bangkok and she said the water was nearly up to her bollocks!
Horse  
23/11/2011 14:59:20
have a little looksie at this, you may have to select the song......click on big bad wolf, sit back and enjoy
Gary Nic  
22/11/2011 16:22:21
We can rule out Morris and Bessler if that is the case browny as the quotes are far too clever for either of them!
Cow  
22/11/2011 10:52:57
Kenny, is this really you or someone attempting to imitate your razor sharp wit?
Kenny  
21/11/2011 23:17:53

What going on in the Premiership Man City and Spurs in the top half of the league. It will never last ???

Kenny  
21/11/2011 23:17:01
Is he dead ???
Plumby  
21/11/2011 11:05:59
I was hoping Bernard Manning's jokes had gone to the grave with him.
Kenny  
20/11/2011 23:41:04
I want to live long enough to see the DFS sale end.
Kenny  
20/11/2011 23:38:53

Yes

The sound of people eating irritates the shit out of me.

So I moved to Africa

Plumby  
18/11/2011 22:57:46
Are you going to a tournament abroad Ken?
Kenny  
18/11/2011 21:07:40
The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.
I told her I was looking for cheap flights.
"I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited,
Un-zipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing sex ever....
Which is odd because she’s never shown an interest in darts before?
Cow  
16/11/2011 10:25:49
New toy Plumby?
Plumby  
13/11/2011 20:13:15
Griffster (you'reeee dead).
Plumby  
10/11/2011 12:34:03
I must have seen a dozen of these over the years, not one of them has been predicted that I would receive 6 blank text messages from mr hodge in a row or my mum sending me a contact card for 'tim son'...
Podge  
10/11/2011 11:33:28
Robert behave! Plumby I think you would class this link as pure porn http://j.mp/vqkWll
Rob Nic  
07/11/2011 13:30:59
What was bez giving?
Plumby  
06/11/2011 23:41:45
Did anyone else see Bezlers big head on tv last night? Didn't see yours Griff, perhaps the cameramen were worried about dazzling the viewers when the stadium lights inevitably mirrored off your barren bonce.
Griffster  
06/11/2011 21:00:25
Given half a chance he is one of those idiots.
Plumby  
05/11/2011 12:49:12
Its in Steveie Bo's house this year :)

We could organise a get together if people are keen? I know a good italian restaurant that tolerates idiots.
Audrey  
04/11/2011 19:22:57
Ok, ok spellings not strong point! Did you n GED go up and see the semi final ? Plumb where's the SnS Xmas party?
Stevie Bo  
03/11/2011 07:29:02
You are like the princess & the pea aub, you could put an anvil on the helmet and not feel it! I take it from your statement that you are going to the mardis gras?
Audrey  
02/11/2011 22:56:23
Horse- u remind me of that famous sailor? Eddie the eagle! Anyway I've got a helmet cam for this ski trip I hardly know it's there! Bows- If you can't come over for the skiing with GED why don't you come 2 the gay mardi grah in aberystwyth the following weekend? I bet there will be loads there?
Stevie Bo  
02/11/2011 21:45:12
remember reading a book Life of dai, bout a boy +horse stranded in a boat
Horse  
02/11/2011 15:05:39
Yes plumby, Aubrey Young!
Bezler  
02/11/2011 14:23:05
Sir Les is 40 on Sunday and will be in Las Vegas.
Bezler  
02/11/2011 14:21:56
I did not know that you and Les had finally chosen to swap your weekends.
Plumby  
02/11/2011 14:21:23
Aubrey Young?
Horse  
02/11/2011 11:35:44

Cow - I'd been in a boat for about 7hrs before sunday

Tim G - just leaving myself a little room for inprovement!

Smalls - Your a bit of an authority when it comes to my skiing, you watch me dissapear in to the distance often, see me pass you in mid air and even watch me come in and vulture you ....whilst still falling (Robbie i'll get that footage to you!)......the only ever time you've been in front of me was in that epic high speed tussle down the Trout where you made that killer dash for the line!....even there i believe you cheated by sending robbie in to distract me!!!!!  Funny, happy days!

Audrey  
02/11/2011 09:52:30
Looks like your sailing is like your skiing then!
Cow  
02/11/2011 07:53:53
Had you tried sailing before entering this race?
Tim Griff  
01/11/2011 22:25:56
I think 8th is respectable. Not good, but respectable.
Horse  
01/11/2011 16:34:38
My comment stands!
Griffster  
01/11/2011 13:14:46
Mmmm, out of 8 was it?
Horse  
01/11/2011 12:09:42
Well, kind of true that....unfortunately i am out on the left, however, there was a precession of flags being flown and to be honest i still havent got a clue what they were.  all i know is that there was more and more intensity near the start line as they were changing.....i felt it best to stay clear.  once i saw them all head off in the same direction i set off in hot pursuit, and then kept on pursuing and pursuing, i came 8th though!
Plumby  
01/11/2011 09:26:49
I've spoken to captain big chin about this.... he is on the left hand side of the photo.

"They said go and they all went off in a completely different direction to me"
Gary Nic  
31/10/2011 18:54:42
Which one is you captain Birdseye?
Horse  
31/10/2011 09:50:16
Click for more info

Entered my first sailing race on the weekend, see that puppy out at the head of the pack.......i was no where near him!!!   this was taken during the hustling at the start of the race......i felt it best to stay well clear of that!

Kenny  
29/10/2011 10:52:34
A man in London walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.
 
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager,
 
"Some old bastard wants to buy a half a head of lettuce."
As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man was standing right behind him, so he quickly added,
"and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy,"
I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?"
"New Zealand, sir," the boy replied.
"Why did you leave New Zealand?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there."
"Is that right?" replied the manager," My wife is from New Zealand!"
"Really?" replied the boy, "Who'd she play for?"
Griffster  
29/10/2011 10:31:17
How shit would that be? They bore me on a daily basis without talking about them on camera. Now a Digger video with Aubrey Young is something I would watch. I can see it now, a 5 min section on booster seats and a special bonus scene on how crap Horse was when he worked for Youngs.
Audrey  
29/10/2011 10:10:28
Griff u thinking of doing a video about pressure washers?
Griffster  
28/10/2011 13:17:28
Good to see Grant doing well.
Plumby  
27/10/2011 23:08:22
Great video of Grant doing his thing...
Martyn Bo  
25/10/2011 09:03:09

Sir Alex is 1-6 puppy

Richy Morris  
24/10/2011 17:01:12

'Balotelli oh oh oh, Balotelli oh oh oh,

sets fire to his gaff,

fire rockets from his bath'!!

Enjoy that yesterday Mart?!!

Plumby  
23/10/2011 11:19:47
Actually, due to the queue at the start she finished after marve... which made me think perhaps she was looking at marves arse all the way round.

Then I remembered, he hasn't got one.
Martyn Bo  
19/10/2011 15:04:08

Connie 1hr 53m 26s

Marve 1hr 53m 32s

Marve got to watch her ar*e for 13.1 miles - genius 

Gary Nic  
19/10/2011 15:01:55
Whiskey in the jar?
Griffster  
19/10/2011 14:58:09
Click for more info Can you spot Mounty and Trehws  in the photo back in 1972?
Plumby  
19/10/2011 09:37:11
Click for more info PS Connie Fisher beat marve
Plumby  
18/10/2011 09:55:28
I think me and marve are the only two people who felt better after the race than before.
Gary Nic  
17/10/2011 11:55:30
Congratulations to the JNT crowd on their half marathon results.... Special respect to the one who played rugby on Saturday and the one who was pissed in the indian!!
Griffster  
14/10/2011 20:38:13
Ah the inspiration for My wife, she was a donkey?
Audrey  
13/10/2011 23:41:23
TG it may be before your time(swap shop) got a 3 wheel bugy looking for surf board and wet suit!! Horse I've ordered you 10 ton of m16 re-bar,cut and spliced and6m2 of c35 50 slump, 1.30 ok? Forgot 2 order you a poker though!
Plumby  
13/10/2011 23:09:00
Click for more info Horse, i found this and i think, with this, you could have skipped you degree.
Tim Griff  
13/10/2011 22:22:05
Cheers fellas..500 and its yours Aub's. Or, if we have a boy, you can have the little fella and I keep the board... then everyone's a winner! Brilliant. Now we've all got Horse's work address! We shoud probably draw up a timetable for deliveries.
Plumby  
13/10/2011 19:10:59
that gag along with all of Griffs others is now available on a small one sided leaflet.
Griffster  
13/10/2011 15:56:55
You don't want it Aubs, it's a long board.
Richy Morris  
13/10/2011 06:45:26

Yeh, llogarfarch Tim & Yvonne.

What the hell was in that tea bag Bohata?!

Audrey  
12/10/2011 22:07:41
good luck TG and yvonne,great news,how much do you want for your surfboard?
Plumby  
11/10/2011 16:42:40

Hear ye, hear ye

Congratulations to Tim and Yvonne who have announced they are to have a baby! Due in April next year, Yvonne has just had the 12 week scan. Big congratulations to you both from everyone at the JNT and SNS offices.
Horse  
11/10/2011 10:56:25
Click for more info And inside the package was the requested skimmer stone, a waterproof jacket and a tea bag, but for some reason i was sent a dictaphone too, crazy world eh!
Horse  
11/10/2011 10:54:25
Click for more info on the back of the package was this.....
Horse  
11/10/2011 10:53:46
Click for more info This was just handed to me at my desk
Martyn Bo  
11/10/2011 09:06:55

Ifan Box is the most photographed welsh fan in NZ

Podge  
10/10/2011 18:27:39
yes it is read by Alan and yes there is a reference to the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre, well, the incident that prompted the comment. Personally I rely on the 13 times table technique.
Plumby  
10/10/2011 17:45:39
this will explain... this is GOLD
Plumby  
10/10/2011 16:41:26
You can't (in a South African accent).
Horse  
10/10/2011 13:02:17
is the audio book read by alan partridge?
Richy Morris  
09/10/2011 16:40:34
There is a cracking section on the 'pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre' in that novel Podge!!
Podge  
07/10/2011 22:13:19
Comedy gold... I must recommend the audio book 'I Partridge, we have to talk about Alan' the great East Anglian novel / autobiography
Horse  
07/10/2011 20:04:51

Oi Dougal.....near..........far away............near, far away!

Plumby  
07/10/2011 18:39:56
That board is 18ft long. Those waves are huge, but several miles away. Marloes was massive earlier, Ali was down for a couple of days.
Griffster  
07/10/2011 16:08:45
How long is that board and how small are those waves?
Audrey  
06/10/2011 22:48:51

yep,rip, he put the world at our fingertips.

Plumby  
06/10/2011 21:40:25
Click for more info iRIP

On another note...
Griffster  
06/10/2011 21:27:35
Geeks everywhere are crying into they're pillows tonight.
Griffster  
06/10/2011 14:14:04
Sorry for your loss Plumb.
Jase  
29/09/2011 22:37:04
or Rob Nic's wardrobe now!
Plumby  
27/09/2011 14:52:46
in the 70's.

...or in Rosebush in the 90's.
Martyn Bo  
27/09/2011 14:43:02

Perhaps he'd been to a christening or wedding??

 

Plumby  
27/09/2011 13:00:47
Click for more info He looks amazing...
Martyn Bo  
27/09/2011 09:26:07

Did you see Ifan Box in the crowd for the Namibia game?

 After Priestland converts North's second try (about 65mins of the game) the camera shows Box and his mates dressed in suits, he is on the far right in a beige number

Plumby  
26/09/2011 14:20:37
Either someone has guessed Kenny's password (its not Twat by the way), or he's lost it.

Moving swiftly along, im sure you've all seen this, but if you aint, its brilliant.
Kenny  
25/09/2011 17:25:15
Why Kenny shouldn’t be Agony aunts.

Dear Kenny
I left home for work last week and after less than a mile my car stalled and wouldn’t start. I walked back to my house and found my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter. They announced that the affair had been going on for two years. Can you help me…I’m desperate.

Dear Reader
The most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines. Hope this helps.Kenny
Kenny  
25/09/2011 17:16:02
Just said to the missus.... ". What do you want for Valentines day" She said " Don't get f*ching lippy " I said " Mascara it is then" 
Plumby  
22/09/2011 17:21:13
Robbie Nichs is asbestos
Griffster  
22/09/2011 11:06:47
I did try a polytetrafluorethylene one but it didnt have the same sensitivity.
Plumby  
22/09/2011 10:00:55
He's had that problem in the past, that's why it's now rubber.
Richy Morris  
22/09/2011 08:15:07

I dont think Griff would let anyone near his rubber ring!

Gary Nic  
21/09/2011 20:45:08
I hope that no one would burst griff's rubber ring and leave him stranded!
Horse  
21/09/2011 19:03:01
'....will only get you so far'........how far do you want to go?  you've changed!
Plumby  
21/09/2011 17:21:14
hahaha. i agree, "Relentless Idiocy" will only get you so far...
Griffster  
21/09/2011 16:19:24

Triathlon the JNT way, are you mad Horse? There would be a mass brawl within 10 mtr of the start. Cow would be wondering around with his wet suit pulled over his head. Plumpy would be crying and Greenpeace would be taking Gary back out to deep water.

Horse  
21/09/2011 12:13:23
so why didn't you spell it correcly then? 
Bezler  
20/09/2011 21:14:10
I would  do well to manage 150m (swimmimg) so its a no for me.

I had a vereuca in primary school so did not go swimming

I know its not the correct way of spelling it
Plumby  
20/09/2011 17:27:23
we need experts in the fields of swim, run and bike... bezler, you ran for county right?
Horse  
20/09/2011 15:44:24
sounds a bit serious, your forgetting your JNT roots!
Plumby  
20/09/2011 14:47:22
Triathlon Boot camp training sessions begin soon. We' bringing in some experts to help us perfect our technique.
Richy Morris  
20/09/2011 13:14:20
With you there Griff, I swim like an effin brick!
Griffster  
20/09/2011 13:07:46
Come on then Gary! Lets see if you have the minerals.
Gary Nic  
20/09/2011 12:32:35
Open water mr Morris. It's all about training. Griff toughen up
Jase  
20/09/2011 11:05:06
If someone dose the swim for me i'll do the other bits.
Griffster  
20/09/2011 08:24:31
Swimming 1500 mtr's is like going to the moon for me. Not very likely.
Richy Morris  
20/09/2011 08:05:15
Is the swim open water or in a pool?
Kenny  
19/09/2011 22:30:20

Plumby could be interested in doing the Pembs Tri.  

Cow  
19/09/2011 20:38:32
Count me in for the Pembs tri
Gary Nic  
19/09/2011 15:59:29
1hr 22mins. I'll start training and see how I get on. We'll have another series of tri sprints next year if anyone fancies it.
Horse  
19/09/2011 11:48:11
stick me down
Plumby  
19/09/2011 11:41:42
On that note! The date has been released for the Pembrokeshire Coast Triathlon next year, it's on Saturday 7th July. We need a big SnS\JNT squad hitting it. Its all very achievable, 1500m swim, 40km bike and a 10km run.

We're not looking to break records, just complete the course and get on the beers.

Confirmed\pencilled-in entrants so far...
  • Griff
  • Bill
  • Cow
  • Smiler
  • Me
Plumby  
19/09/2011 11:23:14
Congratulations to Gary and Griff for completing the "triathlon" in Haverfordwest on Sunday. Griff rocked up in a very respectable 1 hours 17 minutes. Gary's time is not yet know.

Maybe next time they'll try an Olympic distance one like real men.
Stevie Bo  
16/09/2011 11:09:14
Taste the rainbow
Bill  
15/09/2011 10:11:44
A little rugby humour! Can anyone spot Gary??
Griffster  
12/09/2011 13:54:13

I am starting the "enter Horse into next years Ironman" club and am currently looking for new members, all welcome. The plan of attack is that if we have enough members, we pay for the entry then raise money for charity. sit back and watch the pain!

Audrey  
08/09/2011 22:54:38
you tell him podge, skiings all about off piste and couloirs! as there safer than some of the bars!
Podge  
07/09/2011 22:08:01
Horse...what's a band in a bar got to do with skiing?!?!?
Gary Nic  
07/09/2011 21:42:44
Not the same without a young balancing a barrel on their head!
Horse  
07/09/2011 20:29:12

Podge, DAM YOU!!  working late and you 've gone and got skiing in my mind, productivity just brought to halt!  Anyone remember this?

Horse  
07/09/2011 14:25:43
Lassie, the Littlest Hobo and all 101 dalmations.......all 'back there' in relation to this puppy!
Griffster  
07/09/2011 13:10:25

"How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big"!!!!!!

Commentating gold.

Plumby  
07/09/2011 11:33:14
Bikers. Get yourself a cup of tea, turn the speakers on and watch this...
Plumby  
06/09/2011 17:01:12
oh, its a week or so off yet... meeting in dark places, secret hand shakes, "grey squirrel will fly tonight" etc...
Martyn Bo  
06/09/2011 16:29:51
Plumby I believe you have sourced some video of the Narberth Massacre 2011. I am watching this space.
Plumby  
05/09/2011 12:32:15
I believe I have sourced some video of the Narberth Massacre 2011. Watch this space.
Plumby  
05/09/2011 12:06:13
I believe I have soured some video of the Narberth Massacre 2011. Watch this space.
Gary Nic  
02/09/2011 17:43:23
It wasn't my fault the bloke placed his balls into the palm of my hand. Just for note, Griff was nowhere to be seen when chaos broke out. Thank god for true team spirit from Shads, Youngy, Chemical Rob (who was in full Neath mode all game) & Harries!
Plumby  
02/09/2011 16:40:37
Is it true Gary was grabbing balls?
Rob Nic  
02/09/2011 11:31:53
Mostly correct.  You just need to change "hoover up the mess" to "escalate a small incident to a massive fight"
Griffster  
02/09/2011 10:29:08

Plumpy I will tell you the true story.

The well known fighting duo Gary and Robbie started a mass brawl they couldnt finish so Hog with goal posts for legs (shads)  had to step in and hoover up the mess.    FACT.

Martyn Bo  
02/09/2011 10:18:03
I'd have got involved in the Kidwelly massacre if my lace hadn't come undone
Kenny  
01/09/2011 23:17:51

Gazza ( Gary)and Vinny Jones last night at the football

Audrey  
01/09/2011 22:50:21
The cheeky bastard called shads a Ginger twat ! Say no more!
Plumby  
01/09/2011 17:24:19
The Kidwelly Massacre?

That story changes with every recital. In the last one i heard there were 70 Kidwelly players and they were all on horseback.

Soo... whats going on here? I cant work out who shads is hitting?! What happened?
Richy Morris  
01/09/2011 13:51:52

Just like Kidwelly away Gary!

Pity Bob the Builder was'nt there!!

Horse  
01/09/2011 13:51:46
“Bristow reasons . . . Bristow quickens ... Aaah, Bristow.”
“Jockey Wilson . . . What an athlete.”
“That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!”
“He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed”
“Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a waterbuffalo with a pea-shooter”
“The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in with a portion of chips, you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them”
“Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.”
“It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline”
“Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out”
“His eyes are bulging like the belly of a hungry ch.affinch”
“That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.”
“It's the nearest thing to public execution this side of Saudi Arabia.”
“His physiognomy is that of a weeping Madonna.”
“He's as cool as a prized marrow!”
“Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.”
“He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.”
“The pendulum swinging back and forth like a metronome”
“His face is sagging with tension.”
“The fans now, with their eyes pierced on the dart board.”
“He's been burning the midnight oil at both ends.”
“That's like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank”
“As they say at the DHSS, we're getting the full benefit here.”
“He is as slick as minestrone soup”
“There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.”
“The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!”
“This lad has more checkouts than Tescos.”
“John Lowe is striding out like Alexander the Great conquering the Persians”
“When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror”
“By the time of the final on Sunday he should be fit to burst!”
“There's only one word for that - magic darts!”
“Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!”
“I don't know what he's had for breakfast but Taylor knocked the Snap, Crackle and Pop outta Bristow”
“Even Hypotenuse would have trouble working out these angles”
“Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.”
“If you're round your auntie's tonight, tell her to stop making the cookie's and come thru to the living room and watch these two amazing athletes beat the proverbial house out of each other”
“When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer..... Bristow's only 27.”
“Eat your heart out Harold Pinter, we've got drama with a capital D in Essex.”
“If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone home.”
“He's playing out of his pie crust.”
“They won't just have to play outta their skin to beat Phil Taylor. They'll have to play outta their essence!”
“Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.”
“There's no one quicker than these two tungsten tossers... ”
“Look at him as he takes his stance, like he has been sculptured, whereas Bobby George is like the Hunchback of Notre Dame.”
“He's playing like Robin Hood in the Nottingham super league”
“Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!”
“The atmosphere is a cross between the Munich Beer Festival and the Coliseum when the Christians were on the menu.”
“Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!”
“He's like D'Artagnan at the scissor factory.”
“Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis”
Griffster  
01/09/2011 10:26:43
Thanks Mart. Look how far back Gary is standing, he was the one that started it all
Martyn Bo  
01/09/2011 09:31:14
Looks like Shads is punching Griff, I would too with hair like that
Bill  
01/09/2011 08:33:56
Click for more info In a friendly....!!
Bill  
01/09/2011 08:30:21
Click for more info Narberth over 35's football team played it first match last night....drew 3-3 with Lawrenny.
Plumby  
30/08/2011 20:56:27
Ah, only just read this Kenny. sorry for the slow reply, rather than asking on sns, and seeing as you're online, have you tried here...

Sports news
Kenny  
29/08/2011 19:14:21

what are the results from the weekend ???? been to the moon for a few days.

Aus v Nz

Football

Netball

Tennis 

Cricket six a side Pub winner ( Fossa Sports Otters )

 

Bezler  
29/08/2011 18:48:04
Poor old Kenny!!!! Didnt Arsenal lose yesterday 18-3 to Man Utd!!!!
Cow  
26/08/2011 15:23:51

That was at the top of a fcuk off hill.

Horse  
26/08/2011 14:24:12

one for you marv!

Horse  
26/08/2011 14:23:53

for

Griffster  
22/08/2011 13:16:20
Should of heared the noise he was making.
Plumby  
22/08/2011 10:16:34
Click for more info aaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway. Here's a picture of MB looking fucked...
Audrey  
19/08/2011 19:45:54
Yep never saw u there though!
Bezler  
18/08/2011 13:40:29
Have you ?
Audrey  
17/08/2011 22:59:41
Bez have u ever been 2 the wash n wank he use 2 go 2 in twin town?
Audrey  
17/08/2011 22:59:15
Bez have u ever been 2 the wash n wank he use 2 go 2 in twin town?
Bezler  
17/08/2011 10:16:06

RIP Huw Ceredig.or Fatty Lewis from Twin Town 69 Kidney failure

Brother of Dafydd Iwan and ex Chairamn of Bridgend RFC.

Being buried at sea apparently.!!!! Nothing wrong with cremation mind

 

Cysgan dawel.

 

 

Griffster  
17/08/2011 09:44:10

Finding the limits of your bike is never a bad thing.  When I stop falling off, thats when you need to start worrying. 

Plumby  
16/08/2011 22:23:58
It's an unorthodox approach to bike maintenance sure, but they thought the Fosbury Flop was mental, but now it's standard.

What will never take off is cycling at speeds beyond your ability and ending up with a c-cup boob sized lump on you elbow.
Griffster  
16/08/2011 21:58:30
Picture this, it's 9.25 am sun morning in y gogledd and plumpy has just been made to look very small by the local bike shop owner. Life is good!
Plumby  
15/08/2011 14:02:57
Video of the day
Plumby  
12/08/2011 23:47:29
Haha touché !

I could make it film length but there would just be more shots of marve looking rough drinking tea.
Audrey  
12/08/2011 21:40:33
Plumb,all the luck? Yes like my parents! When's wine for wedding the movie out?
Plumby  
12/08/2011 20:31:04
Wine for a wedding the video
Griffster  
11/08/2011 14:50:57

I like the coment from Nickegg "you are clearly a very bad rider"

simple and to the point.

Tim Griff  
10/08/2011 22:27:12
Nah, I'll leave it thanks Horse... he's "raced 4X to a respectable level and rode the trail with a friend who has helped guide Rowan in the alps"  Gnarly
Gary Nic  
10/08/2011 21:45:05
I couldn't agree more!
Horse  
10/08/2011 16:59:16

Hmm, anyone fancy doing a lap with this bloke? 

Podge, are you Solamanda?

Martyn Bo  
09/08/2011 15:25:41
Griff i am glad you put that comma after adopt
Griffster  
09/08/2011 13:10:29

You could always adopt, Aubs.

Plumby  
08/08/2011 23:11:42
Aub's did you hear Mathew Kelly had another boy recently? He's got three now. Some people get all the luck.
Audrey  
08/08/2011 22:47:21
Never 2 without 3?bill,plumb,bez?
Jase  
08/08/2011 13:06:48
it's ok Gary can have first choice on all of them as it's his 1st borne.
Plumby  
08/08/2011 08:29:06
Griff, Tom and I were discussing possible baby names for you both, we decided:


Milton Damien Tarquin Nimrod

..was the best. I guess its a race to see who pops first to claim the name!

Good skills Jase. Marve and I will see you by the 2:30 pace guy at the start.
Jase  
07/08/2011 18:17:57
Cardiff half entered.
Griffster  
05/08/2011 13:09:28
Who is going to be harder little Nich or mini Jen?
Plumby  
05/08/2011 10:12:37
ps...

"Jason Jennings ‎& Sarah Jennings are expecting baby No 2 in early feb." - JJ on Facebook
Plumby  
05/08/2011 08:58:06
for those not in the loop, a certain Mr Michael Cow Brown is around this weekend. He is free of obligation so book some time in with him now. Saturday we will mostly be doing something active and then having a beer, Sunday I suspect will consist of a slow start followed by a slower circuit of a Brechfa trail.
Podge  
02/08/2011 15:43:33
Always believe in your soul.....
Bezler  
02/08/2011 10:22:00
Gold
Bill  
01/08/2011 22:46:37
You could go out to play with Aubrey and Griff!
Cow  
01/08/2011 22:05:40
Awesome video. Plans for the weekend? Heading west on Friday night.
Griffster  
01/08/2011 21:16:02
Get well soon mart
Plumby  
29/07/2011 17:42:19
I present to you the DaiAthlon 2011 official video!!!
Plumby  
29/07/2011 17:05:07
add this to the mixed bag - GARY NICH!
Horse  
29/07/2011 17:04:33
i'd call that a mixed bag!
Plumby  
29/07/2011 16:25:30
How does this tickle your fancy?

1.Benjamin H Douglas
2.Browny Brown
3.Dai SW Jones
4.Jackie SW Jones
5.Jase Pantmawr Jennings
6.Tee motherfucking Pee
7.Maybe Chris Mac
Horse  
29/07/2011 16:05:48

i will be viewing if the line up consists of.....

1) Hodge Senior

2) Podge

3) Sir William Frank Frdge 3rd

4) Higgy

5) Rob Nich

6) Smalls

7) Bezzler

Plumby  
29/07/2011 09:08:23
Hear ye, hear ye!

Anyone fancy a entering the tag 7's tournament in the club tonight? It would be ace to field a SnS side. 7pm kick-off.
Plumby  
22/07/2011 16:58:08
Dont forget the pig roast down Cresswell Quay tonight. Beer, band and burgers (full of pork). Cash goes towards the RFC. Narberth RFC.
Plumby  
21/07/2011 23:55:43
Marve, you said you'd only use it once.
Jase  
21/07/2011 23:29:15
I'm liking the addition of hodge snr even if he is a tad harsh on griff
Hodge Senior  
21/07/2011 21:55:09
Fuck you Marv, he is an absolute cunt.
Marve  
21/07/2011 21:54:20

Bloody hell Hodge, that is a bit harsh. Griff is an easy target leave him alone.

 

I wasn't too bad cheers Podge. Very tired, but after my nap things picked up. I think it was the port and brandy.

Hodge Senior  
21/07/2011 21:51:29

Right. I've just had a new fucking knee, so when I see Griff next I am going to kick his arse. Because he is a cunt, an absolute cunt, what a cunting cunt he really cunting is.

I am going now because Muuuuureeeee has just made a nice cup of chaaa.

 

Cow  
20/07/2011 09:58:59
Congrats Bill & Lisa.  Sounds like the celebrations left a few people on the ropes...
Griffster  
19/07/2011 22:40:58
How far away is Aubrey in that picture?
Bill  
19/07/2011 06:09:11

great day and all on video..even griff on the trampoline....

 

Audrey  
18/07/2011 23:00:02
like news of the world i fear there is worse to come! awsome day; thanks bill n lisa! then foreplay fantastic! griff mun upset tummy? must have been your crap outing on the trampoline?
Plumby  
18/07/2011 20:28:05
Click for more info GOLD
Bezler  
18/07/2011 19:46:13

Was he drinking with Chinny again ??

Plumby  
18/07/2011 18:18:23
I'm looking forward to seeing how Marves PR machine spins this.
Podge  
18/07/2011 17:55:03
Hey Marve, how did you feel afterwards yesterday? hangover free?
Bezler  
18/07/2011 17:47:37
Tidy news mun Gary tidy like in it mun. Fare play to the boy fare play.
Griffster  
18/07/2011 10:56:47
Only got out of bed to spew yesterday. Damn you Bill Ridge.
Cow  
17/07/2011 15:37:25
Congratulations Gary & Nerys - very quick out of the blocks. Plumby - I've entered the Cardiff half. Look out. Planning to head back West for the weekend of 6/7th August - anything going on? Moooooo!
Tim Griff  
16/07/2011 08:54:47
Good news...
Marve  
15/07/2011 18:29:51

I would like to extend the warmest of felicitations to you both.

 

P.s. I'll show you internet hard Griff you complete and utter pussy.

Martyn Bo  
15/07/2011 15:56:05
get your thesaurus out boys, amazing, great, tremendous next?????
Podge  
15/07/2011 14:52:39
Congratulations to you both... Tremendous news
Martyn Bo  
15/07/2011 14:33:45

Congratulations to you both, great news.

Out of the blocks like Usain Bolt

Plumby  
15/07/2011 13:21:13
...and nice work Gary!

Baby due in January!

Congratulations to you both. Amazing news.
Horse  
15/07/2011 09:48:43
nice work Podge
Podge  
14/07/2011 15:31:48
Click for more info .
Griffster  
14/07/2011 13:21:45
You boys are what I like to call "internet hard"
Richy Morris  
14/07/2011 13:12:28
And I have, Griff on the Lievre blue run in Meribel circa 2006!
Podge  
13/07/2011 15:29:27
I have, Griff on the hay in Pentrehowell circa 1991
Griffster  
13/07/2011 13:09:44
I have never seen anyone cry so hard.
Plumby  
12/07/2011 10:08:46
The hand and leg are getting better thanks for asking.

Marvo and I have entered the Cardiff Half. Lets make a party out of it, get signed up now and then worry about it later...
Griffster  
11/07/2011 13:12:47
Every time we line up at the last down hill on the red, that is image that comes to mind.
Plumby  
09/07/2011 11:00:59
Plumby  
06/07/2011 12:57:13
Anyone up for Cardiff Half marathon this year?

Here's a cool pace band PDF...
Bezler  
06/07/2011 12:07:31

Make sure you give the jacket back to Robbie - Tim G.

Its probably quite dirty after being at Glastonbury.

Persil automatic would be best i think, i wouldnt want you upseting Robbie.

 

 

Podge  
03/07/2011 09:57:51
Ok
Plumby  
03/07/2011 08:04:25
Den kahlen dicken Mann verwirrt mich.

Seeing as me and Horse cycled 120 miles, ran 26 and swam 2.5 over the weekend i wander if any of you would like to throw some cash at our chosen charity,The Noahs Arc Appeal? The kids are our future.

You can donate on the Justgiving page here.
Podge  
02/07/2011 09:30:49
wo hast du meine Schubkarre links?
Tim Griff  
30/06/2011 22:38:39
No she didn't Gary... no she didn't.
Gary Nic  
30/06/2011 18:18:20
Athletic legs
Stevie Bo  
30/06/2011 11:12:46
She was beautifull when she was younger!
Audrey  
29/06/2011 19:23:15
Jesus, I got pissed in Glastonbury I pulled a Ginger minger!
Horse  
29/06/2011 17:19:27

its true what they say about too much sun giving you premature aging......aubrey you should have given indie a sun hat....nature can be so cruel!

Richy Morris  
28/06/2011 13:19:29
Bonet de douche Aubrey, bonet de douche!
Griffster  
28/06/2011 13:10:08
How long has Bella Emberg been blonde?
Podge  
28/06/2011 09:33:11
O Mam Fach!!!!
Plumby  
27/06/2011 23:05:24
Click for more info Hot or not?
Marve  
27/06/2011 17:47:52

You plonker Martin!

Martyn Bo  
27/06/2011 16:40:58
is it the famous scene when he falls through the hatch in the bar?
Bezler  
27/06/2011 14:34:23
Thats all i can think of when i hear of  this Paragliding thing is Aubrey in Del boys place from the famous scene in fools and Horses when Rodney just left Del boy to it.
Audrey  
23/06/2011 00:07:03
I said a parachute with an engine mun , much safer! Heard on the grape vine , lots of phones go missing in that lounge place?
Griffster  
22/06/2011 10:36:20

try again

Griffster  
22/06/2011 10:34:28
Is this what happened?
Podge  
21/06/2011 17:24:38
Aubrey, last weekend, can I recall you saying you fancied buying a paraglider?
Plumby  
21/06/2011 15:49:37
Click for more info Summer Olympics - Top Pitch @ 7pm. Be there or be
Rob Nic  
20/06/2011 20:49:49
again
Rob Nic  
20/06/2011 20:40:58
His mate was just as good
Plumby  
20/06/2011 19:30:40
hahaha, more Shatner gold, cheers Podge!...
Plumby  
20/06/2011 19:23:53
it's irrelevant, there isnt any for you.

Skip to 40 seconds for gold.
Bezler  
20/06/2011 16:52:01
What breakfast Plumby ??
Griffster  
20/06/2011 13:10:23
You and you're little mates are fighting a battle you can't win.
Plumby  
20/06/2011 11:28:32
in time that will be forgotten. the finer details will fade and all people will remember the utter humiliation you felt. Like Robbie Nich in 'The Breakfast'.
Griffster  
20/06/2011 10:27:51
Then you had to pick yourself out of a hedge.
Plumby  
19/06/2011 21:04:07
Richy, i kicked Griffs arse earlier. spinning kick to the mid thigh. he went down like a sack of shit.
Griffster  
19/06/2011 19:17:43
Bloody Morris! You are not on snow now boy.
Richy Morris  
17/06/2011 17:51:24
Yeh Griff, you tell him Marve!
Marve  
17/06/2011 16:19:30

Just thought of about 12 puns revolving around Audreys incorrect spelling of seamen. I will try and decide on the best one.

 

P.s. They all involved you too Bezzler.

 

P.p.s. Podge is right Griff. You need to calm down pal. (and toughen up).

Audrey  
16/06/2011 22:59:00
Jason? Was the sick full of carrots or seamen ? Podge I heard u the first time!
Gary Nic  
16/06/2011 18:06:18
Bezler
Bezler  
16/06/2011 17:49:19
Marve ??
Jason from Take That  
16/06/2011 13:44:41
Great gig last night. Anyone know why there is sick all over my bathroom carpet?
Bezler  
16/06/2011 13:04:50

Take that made me feel calm and happy. Whats wrong with you Griff mun!!!

Griffster  
16/06/2011 13:03:32

Not me mun, Eils and the girls went to see them last night.

Podge  
15/06/2011 18:04:33
Griff, Christ your getting aggressive in your old age! What have Take That done to you?
Griffster  
15/06/2011 13:08:00
I hope Take That have put on extra security tonight.
Plumby  
14/06/2011 20:50:32
his head will hit the bottom first.
Horse  
14/06/2011 18:37:36
nah that wont happen the river isn't all that dee........actually yeah, he could drown. 
Podge  
14/06/2011 17:37:28
Are glastonbury tickets transferable in certain circumstances, e.g. the holder cannot attend due to drowning?
Podge  
14/06/2011 17:37:14
Are glastonbury tickets transferable in certain circumstances, e.g. the holder cannot attend due to drowning?
Bill  
14/06/2011 15:18:37

Yes..Midway Motors Coach...!

 

 

Griffster  
14/06/2011 13:12:47
Kill Bill.  Are we going in the Pussy Wagon?
Audrey  
13/06/2011 23:30:54

any way who's looking forward 2 bill's 2nd awakening?? oh and i do love rafting?

Jason from Take That  
13/06/2011 22:24:49
Bez, Plumby is right, get to the Early Learning section. 'Neeeever forget' that the biggest room in the world is the room for improvement. If you find the numbers and letter a bit confusing 'Try a little patience',
Podge  
13/06/2011 18:43:59
3. Jason from take that.
Plumby  
13/06/2011 13:28:27
Let me start the list for you:
  1. Les
  2. Horse
Plumby  
12/06/2011 22:02:59
Who are the few you would take it from?
Bezler  
11/06/2011 13:22:41
I would take that comment from a few people on here Plumby but not you !!!
Plumby  
10/06/2011 20:16:32
for personnel development Bez, you'd be better off with anything from the early learning section in WHSmiths.

Big shout out to two new Wakeboarders in the JNT team. TG and Woodlander made it up on the water for the first time yesterday.
Bezler  
10/06/2011 10:49:02
I wish i had a crystall ball Bowen!!!!
Martyn Bo  
09/06/2011 14:54:07
no I meant when they lose all their games and have to step down to the other european competition?
Bezler  
08/06/2011 19:38:09
Munster , Northampton and Castres
Martyn Bo  
08/06/2011 15:23:18

bez, who will the scarlets be playing in the europa league

Bezler  
08/06/2011 13:51:19
An we have had to go to shit holes like Leicester!!!
Griffster  
08/06/2011 08:26:45
That must make you 60?
Audrey  
07/06/2011 20:17:26
Why? Who did they lose 2 this time?. Griff sorry but I've had 2 dob you in after your comments on Friday the 29th didn't realise u were 54?
Podge  
07/06/2011 18:52:42
How come the ospreys always get to travel to the nicest places to get a hiding? Just not fair
Griffster  
02/06/2011 21:13:48
Doh!
Griffster  
02/06/2011 21:10:39
As long as I don't have to drink with him!
Griffster  
02/06/2011 21:09:33
As long as I don't have to drink with him!
Audrey  
01/06/2011 22:31:58
Griff u worried about sharing a bed and raft with hog?
Plumby  
30/05/2011 19:37:48
I'll see if the boss will give me time off in the week.
Griffster  
30/05/2011 15:31:51
Missed another Brechfa epic Plumb. (Imagine what kind of life you would have if you could get out of bed)
Plumby  
30/05/2011 14:08:49
going to watch the swans game in the club. ko at 3.
Griffster  
29/05/2011 11:55:29
I can see it now, Brown and Marve ninja training.
Plumby  
29/05/2011 11:25:51
He's still in training.
Jase  
28/05/2011 19:53:00
It's ok griff your safe for few years if cow is anything to go by.
Marve  
27/05/2011 18:30:07
Jesus christ that was a bit harsh. Well in the words of Mike Brown, erm yes well I am going to go away , erm yes, get really good at fighting, and erm yes, well I am going to come back and kick your arse, erm yes.
Griffster  
27/05/2011 09:19:44
You skinny little shit. I am going murder you in your sleep!
Marve  
26/05/2011 17:26:08

GRIFFSTOCK, GRIFFSTOCK, GRIFFSTOCK, GRIFFSTOCK, GRIFFSTOCK, GRIFFSTOCK, GRIFFISACOCK, GRIFFISACOCK, GRIFFSTOCK, GRIFFISACOCK, GRIFFSTOCK, GRIFFSTOCK

Griffster  
24/05/2011 14:06:33

GRILLSTOCK! GRILLSTOCK! GRILLSTOCK! GRILLSTOCK! GRILLSTOCK! GRILLSTOCK! GRILLSTOCK! GRILLSTOCK! GRILLSTOCK! GRIFFSTOCK! GRIFFSTOCK! GRILLSTOCK! GRILLSTOCK! GRILLSTOCK! GRILLSTOCK! GRILLSTOCK!

 

Richy Morris  
24/05/2011 13:25:54
Apparently, Imogen Thomas has had to pull the plug on her music career as she has failed to win a music contract - even though she has been doing Giggs flat out for the past 6 months!
Podge  
23/05/2011 22:17:50
Hmmn
Podge  
23/05/2011 22:15:10
Griff, horse and other fellow food lovers...this looks like an idea for a day trip plus hayseed dixie are playing on the Sunday....anytakers to fill a minibus?
Marve  
23/05/2011 17:52:46
No I am sorry, I did promise. Merrt, I apologise wholeheartedly.
Marve  
23/05/2011 17:48:38
Yes good point Podge, and perhaps if we had a picture of Brown with his hair flattened down like Beaker's.
Podge  
23/05/2011 15:42:38
No! still can't see it....perhaps if someones got a picture of Cow in a pink tie?....that might help
Martyn Bo  
23/05/2011 14:25:05
i rest my case
Plumby  
23/05/2011 14:08:38
Click for more info The real beaker is on the right.
Richy Morris  
23/05/2011 13:31:03

Well I think you boys are being as harsh on 'Merrt' as he was on Brownie there!

I agree though Marve, a side by side picture is the only answer.

Marve  
22/05/2011 17:29:44

Me neither, I actually think you only put that comment on to be mean Mart.

 

If Plumby could actually put the Photo of Brown next to the picture of Beaker that would prove my point. Mart, if after that scientific experiment I am proved wrong I will apologise wholeheartedly.

Podge  
21/05/2011 20:49:03
Click for more info I had to Google to remember what Beaker looked like, I'm sorry Mart but I fail to see the likeness
Martyn Bo  
20/05/2011 10:13:41

Cow are you separated from birth with Beaker off the muppets?

Plumby  
18/05/2011 20:16:37
Click for more info ahhahhaaahahaa
Bezler  
17/05/2011 11:13:25
It was funny the second time too!!!
Griffster  
16/05/2011 22:11:56
How many times?
Plumby  
16/05/2011 11:39:14
One more time Robbie!...

Griff's Hair from TP10 on Vimeo.

Plumby  
14/05/2011 07:17:12
Indeed...
Cow  
13/05/2011 15:49:18

We'll be there too.  I'll tell Victoria to start getting ready now...

I hope the Wedding count down counter doesn't mean we've missed the wedding.  I've had my suit dry cleaned especially.

Looking forward to it.

Tim Griff  
12/05/2011 23:07:46
Angel 11:30.   We're in.
Plumby  
12/05/2011 15:28:03
...actually we are! 11:30 there so we can walk down by 1. genuine.
Martyn Bo  
12/05/2011 14:51:37
Griff don't be nasty, you know everyone is going to the Angel in Llandissilio
Griffster  
12/05/2011 13:13:27
Duke, I should think.
Bezler  
12/05/2011 12:10:26

Where is everyone heading for the pre wedding pint??

Twelve  in the Duke?? Griff can you shed any light on this?? Rob ??

 

 

Audrey  
11/05/2011 18:58:06
It's robbie who should be shitting himself mun!Jas naked ? Now what's that allabout?
Gary Nic  
11/05/2011 12:58:34
Been stuck to the toilet for years
Griffster  
11/05/2011 10:27:12
At least Nerys knows he won't do a runner, there is no more than half a mile in him.
Plumby  
11/05/2011 08:39:49
how you feeling Gary?!
Plumby  
08/05/2011 10:20:39
what better way to end the season than a skin full, watching robbie nich drop matty, jase running naked around a tree and then eating chiny's curry.
Griffster  
07/05/2011 11:35:39
YOU ARE A KNOB!
Plumby  
07/05/2011 11:25:41
Last game of the season for the "Athletic" today 2.30, come along and see some sort of "rugby" "played".
Griffster  
07/05/2011 10:19:10

I would say his arse is twitching but that's just a normal day for Gary.

Last game of the season for the Athletic today 2.30, come along and see some sort of rugby played.

Plumby  
05/05/2011 13:37:16
How you feeling Gary? In all honesty, it probably is too late to pull out now.
Podge  
01/05/2011 21:31:01
I've heard him use that line before...
Plumby  
01/05/2011 10:55:07
This should cheer you up.
Audrey  
28/04/2011 21:45:43
Don't mind rafting with him, but a night in a bath, now that's 2 much!
Plumby  
28/04/2011 20:42:26
Click for more info If you go down to the woods today...
Bill  
27/04/2011 17:24:54

Youth lost 33-6....

My Stag is now on 17-19th June..leaving Narberth @ 12...white water rafting in/on the bay followed by a night in cardiff and the following night in bath..all welcome for one night or two...let me know so I can sort accomodation..Simon Davies welcome... in the same raft as Aubrey?

Richy Morris  
27/04/2011 14:20:02
How did the youth get on last night boys?
Griffster  
26/04/2011 13:41:49
Yup
Jase  
25/04/2011 23:13:13
7 k.o pembroke.
Plumby  
25/04/2011 23:07:05
i. what time where?
Jase  
25/04/2011 21:09:26
Any one going to watch the youth cup final tomorrow night?
Griffster  
22/04/2011 17:22:47
Friends, not even one.
Audrey  
22/04/2011 00:49:52
What u drinking Podge!
Podge  
21/04/2011 22:45:41
griff, I believe you... Although before your last post I nearly responded by recounting the events that led to the last occasion you were threatend with being sued. ...That would have been a mistake...although admittedly a very funny mistake
Griffster  
21/04/2011 21:41:59
Podge, that quote on the right is nothing to do with me, I love dogs ( with wedges and a nice little side salad).
Griffster  
21/04/2011 21:33:28
No long boarders on those waves boys. (still on the beach).
Plumby  
20/04/2011 22:29:15
Plumby  
20/04/2011 08:44:54
Poor Aubrey was working a night shift last night. When he wakes up can you tell him i've got him a camper van pass.
Bezler  
19/04/2011 09:30:08
Did it Podge?!!
Podge  
18/04/2011 13:49:26
The last time I watched Irish Dancing the dancer in question was escorted off stage by two of the oldest bouncers I have ever seen...that then caused a kerfuffle
Martyn Bo  
18/04/2011 09:33:15
can't make the gig in queens hall, my daughter is doing an irish dancing show in saundersfoot, anyone want any tickets let me know
Plumby  
17/04/2011 17:40:42
Ticekt for last republic bought for...

Me
Emma
Ali
Lyndsey
Tim Griff
Yvonne
Jason
Sarah
Jaime x2
Chiny
Bezler
Marve
Audrey  
17/04/2011 14:12:11
Plumby your head cought your thigh on the way through to being stuffed up your arse!!!
Plumby  
17/04/2011 11:03:50
Thanks for all the sympathy cards. I'm back in the game today, heads a bit cloudy so things are back to normal. Does anyone know why my thigh isnt working?
Audrey  
16/04/2011 21:33:07
Griff, mun he didn't put a foot wrong ! Fair play they had shit back row?
Griffster  
16/04/2011 21:25:43
Never mind that shit, let's talk about the Bonymaen winger running the fuck all over you, and next thing Em is picking you up from hospital!
Plumby  
16/04/2011 21:06:10
Griffster  
15/04/2011 16:20:49

""Was he?""

Bezler  
14/04/2011 23:16:13
" My father was quite happy that those in the cemetries had a headstone and not a small tablet"
Marve  
14/04/2011 19:15:19

Well you may have to read the ticket Bez, but Papa moon can help you with that.

 

Thanks for nothing Aubs.

Audrey  
13/04/2011 22:38:45
Anybody fancy comedy club 2 Moro? And that's not watching Plumby training! Marve if u want 2 move into the west wing no , Griffs duvet is still there!
Bezler  
13/04/2011 20:23:17
Can you get me a ticket Plumby diolch. Thank God no Reading!!!!!
Rob Nic  
13/04/2011 17:58:23
Gary local stag 30th April. Meet club 12 tour of the northern wastelands. Pass the word. Vets game 23rd. Carmarthen Athletic ko 4.00pm
Griffster  
13/04/2011 17:11:19
I think that maybe the same date as Gary's local stag. (the one Robbie is keeping secret).
Plumby  
13/04/2011 10:25:46
Hear ye, hear ye!

There is a mega-gig happening in the Queens Hall on the 23rd of April. The Last Republic are playing (they won a nation wide battle of the bands contents to play at V festival last year, their keyboard player is David Llewelyn, a local lad). They are supported by Steven Hallwoods band, another local guy who is getting rave reviews in London.

Tickets are only 8.

Ali and Lyndsey are keen down and keen for it, so get involved. Horse and any other exiles let me know if you want tickets and I'll pick them up.

Ps. It took all my will not to literally destroy Aubrey with a one liner yesterday.
Gary Nic  
13/04/2011 09:43:22
Sometimes I like the long strokes, up and down, up and down. Sometimes I prefer the short strokes..,,,,,,,,,
Bezler  
12/04/2011 22:21:44
You have a way with words Aubrey!!!! The painting is coming on fine Aubrey, thanks very much !!!!!
Audrey  
12/04/2011 13:07:01
Bez, are ur and Paul's wrists sore today?
Griffster  
11/04/2011 13:27:04

User error Podge, I will send Charlie around to show you how to drink it correctly.

Bezler  
10/04/2011 21:02:16
good cynhanedd Robbie
Podge  
10/04/2011 09:55:11
Griff, you know that "decking cleaner" you sold Diane for use on "car engines and chasis" it works very well...p.s. Where do i send the vets call out bill for treating a spaniel with chemical burns to her paws?
Gary Nic  
10/04/2011 07:55:13
It's a conspiracy bez!
Rob Nic  
09/04/2011 22:15:10
If you don't want the stick don't do the sick
Bezler  
09/04/2011 22:00:08
We have been targets we have been picked on
Marve  
09/04/2011 19:31:00
I don't know how many times me bezzler and JB have to apologise.
Griffster  
08/04/2011 22:43:19
"it was griff" John Bowen 2005.
Gary Nic  
08/04/2011 21:10:19
I didn't realise that I'd made a mess! (Bessler 2005)
Plumby  
08/04/2011 18:44:45
Victoria walks into lounge. Walks straight out.

"Michael, something's happened"
Cow  
08/04/2011 18:08:56
Or touch the cream walls if you've been sick on your hands...
Plumby  
08/04/2011 16:11:20
Thank you Mr B.

Marve I think the important point to remember is, if you are sick, don't try to transfer the sick from the sink to the toilet using your hands.
Bezler  
08/04/2011 13:03:55
Dont you be sick now when you stay with Gary and Nerys  Marve!!!!
Martyn Bo  
08/04/2011 11:58:11
good work Mr Plumb I think
Marve  
07/04/2011 19:04:40

Hey Gary. If Horse is selling up I am going to have to come and live with you and nerys.

Unless you have room in the west wing Aubs.

Audrey  
06/04/2011 22:55:17
13th may ? very special night for local stag farmers or duke till 2am,then back 2 garys 2 eat anything in fridge and freezer till 4am ? worked for me ,icing on the cake if nige books stripper 2!
Bezler  
06/04/2011 22:11:38
I suppose another trip to Reading is just round the corner!!!!
Plumby  
06/04/2011 16:35:05
He's got a meeting down the end of the corridor tomorrow afternoon.
Podge  
06/04/2011 13:15:40
I spoke to Nige earlier in the corridor... He says he is looking forward to the local "do" as he couldn't relax and go for it in London with all the responsibility etc etc.... Rob, how about a return to traditional ways....can I suggest the evening of Friday the 13th of May??
Plumby  
06/04/2011 12:35:57
Rob, this is a job for you... he's getting married in 37days 0 hours and 52 minutes.
Gary Nic  
06/04/2011 11:13:32
Just heard that Aubrey could be in demand this summer. Some film company are looking to do a section of snow White in marloes. Good luck Aub. Ye rob, when is the local stag. Do the boys have to rely on Nige organising this one as well!
Griffster  
05/04/2011 21:32:41
Or maybe a special kebab. On a different subject, there is a word on the street and that word is STAG! When is the local?
Horse  
05/04/2011 14:22:48

but just before we sell up maybe there's timp to do a special flip?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOzpSWui3No

Plumby  
04/04/2011 23:39:56
When the campers rockin' don't come knockin'
(because there are two twats inside fighting over the last biscuit).
Audrey  
04/04/2011 23:08:02
boy's don't sell up i'll run you down 2 saundersfoot ! western bar? what's that then podge?
Griffster  
04/04/2011 20:27:41

He is the biking polar opposite of Plumb. Horse why do I have to sell up? you sell up, buy the camper and I can tag along.

Horse  
04/04/2011 18:58:58

da'boy got boing!!

griff, its given me some ideas......sell up!!

Podge  
04/04/2011 18:47:46
I watched that all the way through waiting for the Western Bar to come on
Audrey  
04/04/2011 11:06:50
No mun he's been on a murder / mystery wkend! Sadooo
Plumby  
04/04/2011 10:18:21
Cow - the poor mans Martin Bowen.
Cow  
03/04/2011 23:01:07
You look like you've been paintballing.
Plumby  
03/04/2011 16:36:43
textbook just not textbook
Griffster  
03/04/2011 11:34:43
Good JNT horse.
Horse  
02/04/2011 11:57:51

plumby, resize pic please

Horse  
02/04/2011 11:55:56
Click for more info This is what happens when JNT meets cross country skiing......!
Audrey  
01/04/2011 19:06:46
Cow, I can confirm that there was a timmy plumb on the team sheet,? And there was no ginger cu.. On the pitch? Hope that is clear enough for you?
Cow  
01/04/2011 12:20:23

I recall you pulling the odd surprise performance out of the bag...usually in training though.

We are talking about S Plumb (the "real" Plumby) here aren't we.

Plumby  
01/04/2011 09:32:45
Touché

Cow have you ever:
  1. Met this lot?
  2. Seen me play rugby?
Martyn Bo  
01/04/2011 09:17:05
Cow I was at the match on saturday and I heard one of the supporters say this " look at the athletic team not one ginger cu** in it today"  that should answer your question
Cow  
31/03/2011 23:11:34
This is a hard one to read - was Plumby any good on Saturday or not? (Plumby don't answer)
Tim Griff  
31/03/2011 19:19:48
Hey Gary, any chance you try a little harder not to make big wedding based mistakes please?  It's all I hear about these days.
Gary Nic  
31/03/2011 18:23:06
Christ!!!!!!!
Griffster  
31/03/2011 16:12:59
What, that clock there!
Plumby  
31/03/2011 13:55:24
I'm surprised you saw it with that clock there.
Gary Nic  
30/03/2011 20:12:47
Who'd have believed that we'd ever have had a quote like that!
Plumby  
30/03/2011 15:46:37
I'm finally seeing things from Clive's perspective. I now too hate a Plumb.
Griffster  
29/03/2011 18:54:32
It is when it's not him.
Tim Griff  
29/03/2011 18:46:26
Plumby always plays his best... but it's never fantastic.
Griffster  
29/03/2011 13:29:13
No Aub's just fell down the stairs. I thought Plumb was fantastic.
Audrey  
28/03/2011 21:29:01
good stuff that griff? did you piss the bed? and don't you think our 15 timmy plumb played his best for narberth?
Griffster  
28/03/2011 13:07:37

6.5% organic cider in the club, don't they know I can't handle my drink!

 

Griffster  
26/03/2011 08:26:06
How can you say such a thing!
Gary Nic  
25/03/2011 15:48:23
It's lucky you fleeced me on Sunday then!
Griffster  
25/03/2011 14:10:09

Doh! Bloody Gary he is so expensive to keep.

Jase  
25/03/2011 11:56:20
Think they wanted about 15-20 pints of guinness a tube ticket and a thai meal.
Griffster  
24/03/2011 21:13:06
How much did he want for the cash?
Jase  
24/03/2011 11:45:55
He must have had a few different lots of dignity.
Plumby  
23/03/2011 17:51:07
Funny you should mention that, there was a bloke selling legs, cash and a tubby mans dignity outside work this morning.
Jase  
23/03/2011 16:39:36
Probably the same person who stole your cash on sat night.
Griffster  
22/03/2011 13:14:30
Has anyone seen a very long pair of legs? Last seen sat night about 9pm, if anyone has any info please contact John Chin.  (we suspect Horse has taken them).
Plumby  
21/03/2011 17:21:04
this guy has been cheering me up all day
Plumby  
21/03/2011 09:50:30
This will be the longest day of my life.
Martyn Bo  
17/03/2011 10:02:12

Cow have you been drinking the same as Bezler?

Aub, can't remember the name but it was a free can of Red Stripe, ask for Mai Ling if she is still stripping, and if you see Goldie in the church see what her cellulite is like now

Cow  
16/03/2011 23:43:39
Getting your head on for the nous wkend is it Aubrey. As well as the toilets I've checked and they also bolt the chairs to the floor.
Cow  
16/03/2011 23:43:38
Getting your head on for the nous wkend is it Aubrey. As well as the toilets I've checked and they also bolt the chairs to the floor.
Audrey  
16/03/2011 22:34:01
Shame griff u stopping racing ? I Know someone who works for (regain) might have been a good sponsor for u? Mart b can you remember the name of that strip club in soho and how much it was 2 get in? Was it a tenner with a free can of strongbow?
Griffster  
16/03/2011 13:54:11

Just for the record, the water pump gasket blew on my bike, not "Griff got tired". 

It's going to be a long weekend for you Gary!

ps. I am disbanding Griffolas racing corp.

Horse  
16/03/2011 10:06:30

"Were you just sick"?

"No"!

"you've got spew all over your legs mun"!

"Reesy was sick as well"!

……Its always the Bezzler show!
Martyn Bo  
14/03/2011 16:16:22
How much have you had to drink Bezler you're repeating yourself
Bezler  
14/03/2011 13:44:20

The old ones are always the best Plumby!!!!.

At least some of you will not have to sleep in a caravan this time.

Mind you we could end up on that floating youth hostel near Batersea power station !!!! Anything is possible on Nicholas tours.

Some idiot might lose his bag and pay £19.50 for a sandwich!!!!

I hope Jamie ( if he arrives) and Shads realise that this is Gary's stag!!!!.

PS Are we going for a pint in Reading this time??

Bezler  
14/03/2011 13:41:16

The old ones are always the best Plumby!!!!.

At least some of you will not have to sleep in a caravan this time.

Mind you we could end up on that floating youth hostel near Batersea power station !!!! Anything is possible on Nicholas tours.

Some idiot might lose his bag and pay £19.50 for a sandwich!!!!

I hope Jamie ( if he arrives) and Shads realise that this is Gary's stag!!!!.

PS Are we going for a pint in Reading this time??

Plumby  
14/03/2011 13:07:12
oh god. its started. im doing for a sweep stake on the number of times richy and bez recreate robs famous 'theres no breakfast' line this weekend.
Rob Nic  
14/03/2011 12:54:17
No breakfast for you.
Bezler  
14/03/2011 12:38:44
What time is breakfast served this weekend Rob ??
Tim Griff  
14/03/2011 09:35:10
Some would call it sightseeing. That's what happens when the satnav insists you're driving in the river and you have to resort to using your instincts!
Plumby  
13/03/2011 23:50:08
Click for more info This ones even worse, Marve had the map here, so near yet so far.
Plumby  
13/03/2011 23:47:25
Click for more info I finally found the GPS logger of our trip to Italy last summer. Im guessing Timmy G had the map at this point!
Jase  
11/03/2011 13:40:45
Thought thats why you played the game Cow.
Cow  
10/03/2011 22:28:28
Different take on the game we all love:
Richy Morris  
09/03/2011 08:38:36

You dont need spare pants for a two day/night piss up in London, that would be a bit over the top surely?!

Audrey  
07/03/2011 22:12:17
Morris mun, perhaps we should get Gary 2 dress in a robbie suit for his stag or is that bit mean! At least it would fit!! U bringing spare pants copper!
Plumby  
07/03/2011 15:56:39
Robbie, you've truly made it as a style icon now you've been validated by fashion guru Bezler.

Here's a secret video of Robbie making sure everything is perfect for Garys stag.
Bezler  
07/03/2011 12:14:30
Robbies always one step ahead even with his fashion selection
Richy Morris  
06/03/2011 10:49:55
I have seen you in a variety of coloured suits Rob, you have the white, the off white, cream, ivory and the beige!
Rob Nic  
04/03/2011 18:36:07
White suit. Suit you .
Bezler  
04/03/2011 18:06:36
For fashion tips please see Robbie Nich
Tim Griff  
04/03/2011 13:40:25
Plumb is hardly a fashion guru Michael, don't listen to him. Didn't Mary Poppins have a bag like that? Her's was very useful indeed...
Cow  
02/03/2011 22:12:53
Tip from the top - when having a beer with a fashion nerd, do not bring your work bag! Even if they do look like a homeless person when you come to leave the pub.
Podge  
02/03/2011 20:17:57
I thought it was more "Sex in the City"
Martyn Bo  
02/03/2011 14:35:04
He was on his way to the local amatuer dramatics society, he's playing the lead in Dr Finaly's casebook, or was it James Herriott?
Plumby  
02/03/2011 10:58:00
Click for more info I met up with Cow (and Smiler) last night for an exiles St.Davids beer. I nearly died laughing when he turned up with one of these.
Rob Nic  
28/02/2011 17:57:54
Head and Over
Bezler  
28/02/2011 12:32:15
You didnt sell many computers in Carmarthen Browny!!!!
Cow  
27/02/2011 22:17:02
Went go karting the other day. Did a couple of laps then the guy pulled me over and said "oy mate, no professionals". I said "I'm not a professional. He said "Well you should be, you should be in formula 1, you'd probably be the best in the country". I said "no thanks mate, I'm making shit loads of money from computers".
Podge  
24/02/2011 14:44:34
Click for more info ooooooohhhh!!!!!
Griffster  
24/02/2011 13:59:28
Well if we are going down that road, when was the last time you came out mountain biking Audrey?
Audrey  
23/02/2011 20:11:35
Griff you had 2 stay at home because u weren't ALLOWED
Griffster  
23/02/2011 19:15:56
It's tough being morris's bitch.
Gary Nic  
23/02/2011 19:09:26
Boooooom..... Get in there Morris
Richy Morris  
23/02/2011 13:18:21
And he needs to be a bit 'tougher' on the slopes Podge!
Podge  
22/02/2011 21:21:43
Agreed Griff, not a pretty sight, but we all know the real reason why you stayed home.... YOU'RE JUST A FLAT TRACK BULLY!!!
Griffster  
22/02/2011 13:07:28
Podge naked!   Thank god I stayed home.
Podge  
21/02/2011 22:35:50
.....get pissed and naked and threatened with the Police.....
Horse  
21/02/2011 14:29:28
Griff, you'd of been proud......build up his confidence and then.....
Podge  
21/02/2011 13:21:50
Bohatataata, there was a time when I'd take that last comment to heart, but now I realise that after all the help, advice, encouragement and the general way you looked after me in St Anton that it is just a front to satisfy Griff's sadistic streak!
Horse  
21/02/2011 09:49:12
Podge, dont you worry, i'll make sure yoiu get down ok!  same and sound?......my arse!
Martyn Bo  
21/02/2011 09:36:51
the glare from the flash is really powerful
Griffster  
20/02/2011 18:52:24
I've been sent from the future to terminate all gingers.
Plumby  
20/02/2011 18:22:36
Click for more info Half man, half machine
Podge  
20/02/2011 14:39:10
Aye, possibly written in blood
Rob Nic  
19/02/2011 22:48:45
That piste has got your name on it.
Podge  
19/02/2011 21:37:11
Rob, 2012????
Plumby  
19/02/2011 19:51:05
hoodies will be in my car for the christening tomorrow. 15 pounds in my pocket and i'll cross your palms with some new threads.
Griffster  
18/02/2011 13:23:35
After having Gary crying on the phone last night, I would like to retract my last statement.
Plumby  
18/02/2011 07:37:55
I know a guy called Gary Blunt
Griffster  
17/02/2011 13:50:27
I'm going to be more blunt. GARY YOUR DEAD!
Rob Nic  
16/02/2011 18:23:11
Cheers Aub Can you send me your email address everyone that's coming Gary, no need to. Just turn up. Everything will be laid on for you.All you'll have to do is relax and enjoy yourself. robertnicholas@virgin.net
Audrey  
16/02/2011 17:54:13
Rob , horse has got my cash for garys humiliation Weekend now,ok?
Plumby  
14/02/2011 16:15:34
Hehe, thats good advice, i'll give it a go.
Podge  
13/02/2011 20:19:31
Plumby,in that case may I recommend taking smaller shits on a more frequent basis..
Plumby  
12/02/2011 22:01:31
keep banging my head on the shithouse roof.
Griffster  
12/02/2011 20:29:33
Mmmmm I think papa moon has height issues.
Jase  
11/02/2011 19:30:19
Who did you ask to stand on the machine? It cant be you as it's late in the day and you are only just shy of 6foot first thing in the morning.
Podge  
11/02/2011 17:54:49
Ah! I see "Cuban heels"...
Podge  
11/02/2011 17:53:51
Who is 6' tall?????
Marve  
11/02/2011 16:16:39

Where did you find that Papa moon?

Plumby  
11/02/2011 14:06:37
Click for more info At last the argument is settled. This was produced using lasers, which are never wrong.
Jase  
11/02/2011 11:05:49
yes please
Horse  
11/02/2011 10:39:56
if your paying, otherwise its theatre mwldan!
Griffster  
10/02/2011 20:51:51
Are we going to Banff?
Horse  
10/02/2011 13:22:08
I’ve got 8 tickets spare for the Banff Mountain Film Festival World Tour Sat 5th of March.I know quite a few of you were keen at the end of last year but just need confirmation now on who’s still keen.
Plumby  
09/02/2011 13:52:32
Oil that puppy up Podge. Crisis over...
Podge  
08/02/2011 18:26:35
Plumby, your support is easing the pain.... thank you
Plumby  
08/02/2011 17:46:54
Collapsed bridge stops access to Brechfas biking trails (be strong during these testing times Podge)...
Podge  
06/02/2011 18:47:52
Griff, always looking to improve my game, when can you give me a lesson?
Plumby  
06/02/2011 18:26:31
Aubrey, hows you face? I hear you fell on it.
Plumby  
04/02/2011 12:10:34
Guess the score on the Princes Gate facebook page. You can win an official Welsh replica shirt...
Tim Griff  
29/01/2011 22:12:50
I'll give you a game Podge...
Griffster  
29/01/2011 20:10:22
Not that bloody crap!
Podge  
28/01/2011 23:45:50
How crap? my level of crap?
Griffster  
28/01/2011 14:48:56
See, I told you
Gary Nic  
28/01/2011 07:50:30
Yep griff is crap! Tuesdays fine with me
Griffster  
27/01/2011 22:01:48
Me, but I'm crap.
Higgy  
27/01/2011 21:15:39
anyone up for a game of squash mondays or tuesdays about 7-8ish?
Rob Nic  
27/01/2011 17:52:18
19/3/11 London 2 nights 150 Inc transport to the smoke. Places filling fast . 50 deposit asap .
Plumby  
27/01/2011 16:59:47
Robbie, what date are Gary's stag? Where are we staying? Is Gary shitting himself? (chances are)
Plumby  
25/01/2011 14:09:02
He's 33 now. He's order an L in preparation for the mid-life spread that every in Pembs seems to have suffered at that age.
Griffster  
23/01/2011 23:38:30
Large for Ali? Dreamin?
Podge  
22/01/2011 20:08:55
Basher wants to go on your stag trip Gary? is that ok?
Plumby  
22/01/2011 14:18:01
Hoodies are ready. They're in my car. £15 each. The following orders were placed.
XXL XL L M S
Sioned       2  
Plumby 1   1    
Jase   1      
Chiny 2        
Cow     1    
Bill   1 1 1 1
Griff   1      
Horse 1        
Gary   1  
Marve      
Ali     1   1
Tom     1    
Audrey       1  
Martin Bos   1      
Plumby  
22/01/2011 11:33:22

tick-tock ring-ring tick-tock

Audrey  
22/01/2011 11:18:48
On the subject of pants?were are ur paisleys morris ? There is no wAy nige and. Robbia could share is there! Tick tock London !
Audrey  
21/01/2011 20:22:29
Bring em on! I've handled tougher
Gary Nic  
21/01/2011 18:28:44
I'd have my money on Nige and Robbie! Apparently Robbie has begun reading up on some moves already
Griffster  
21/01/2011 13:21:18

What a fantastic tag team! I for one would pay good money to see Morris and Audrey take on the Nicholas bros.

(maybe an idea for London)

Richy Morris  
21/01/2011 08:08:27
Your right Aubs. Can I borrow your pants then?!
Audrey  
20/01/2011 23:15:13
morris we better stick together ere? those snotty literary snobs are out to get us! make sure you wash though?
Podge  
20/01/2011 09:43:49
Morris, always go out at the top or when the cables from your mic are ripped out, two good rules to live by, take your pick
Horse  
20/01/2011 08:25:27

"Ooooh, i dont know what else to say....."

 

"Well sit down then!!!!!!!"

Richy Morris  
20/01/2011 08:14:19

As Aubrey said, you must always go out at the top!

What about Bezzlers at Robbie & Helens?

Quote: 'There's Mountie mun, good ol boy Mountie. He came on for me once!'

Higgy  
19/01/2011 22:46:59
This makes sense now, it was supposed to be Les Patterson, I had always thought Morris was doing an impression of Raymond from Rain Man.
Podge  
19/01/2011 22:18:02
Griff, Morris' speech at you wedding was the second best Les Patterson impression I have ever seen!
Griffster  
19/01/2011 10:24:48

Morris's speech at my wedding, I have never been so proud of the company  I keep.

Marve  
18/01/2011 20:06:44
And in answer to your question Podge, it was the f***ing pits. It made Boris Johnson sound like Martin Luther King.
Marve  
18/01/2011 20:03:41

Well Bezzler, once again you have put things in perspective for me, and all there is left for me to do is apologise to Browny, Mike I feel like an absolute chump and I am sorry. 

Also I must plead with everyone who is speaking in Gary's wedding, please do not get drunk and make a fool of Gary on his special day, none of us will get any enjoyment out of that, it is just cruel and childish, and I don't think that any of us are cruel or childish.

Bezler  
18/01/2011 18:24:15
Although the speech may have not have impressed Marve and a few others it does not even compare to Aubreys speech and Morris speech. I did not witness Aubrey's live but the video of it did make me smile slightly (almost as much as Andrew's mother in law!!!!). I was there to witness Morris's speech at Griffs wedding and that wasnt much better either. I hope those that speak at Gary's dont hit the stella or strongbow in abudance pre ceremony. Happy 40th to Simon Davies for last Saturday.
Horse  
18/01/2011 08:07:23
He must be a rubbish lawyer, he didn’t mention the 'vibe' once, or Mabo!
Plumby  
17/01/2011 16:59:38
"looked like a lawyer, but didn't speak like one" - Anonymous
Tim Griff  
16/01/2011 21:05:23
I think you mean 'Borat would be proud...'
Cow  
16/01/2011 20:04:39
Barak would have been proud...
Plumby  
14/01/2011 20:52:22

I'm trying to cut his speech down. The video may change the world.

Podge  
14/01/2011 19:15:20
Marve, was it that bad or a really good Boris Johnson impression?
Marve  
14/01/2011 19:06:01

This is Mike Browns speech from the same wedding Podge, (as well as I can remember it).

Yes...... yes... well um.........I remember.........um ...........oh yes.................................um............................when Tim was young he um............yes.........yes........well........................that's right..................and he was really upset and Richy bought him a cake and.......................................ummmm........yes..........................well.......that's about it really.

oh actually there is one more thing um...................yes...................................................I am going to get really good at fighting and beat the shit out of Plumby.

(Mike walks back to his seat without waiting for the applause).

Plumby  
13/01/2011 14:49:32
Audrey you should bring out your own range of how-not-to videos.

How not to toast the groom.
How not to fight in chalets
How not to use platic chairs
How not to throw in

(feel free to add to this list :)
Audrey  
12/01/2011 23:03:19
no podge.
Tim Griff  
12/01/2011 20:49:23
Not one of your best Marv. I think you lost your way a little in the middle section, sure the ending was good, but there's no excuse for complacency.
Gary Nic  
12/01/2011 20:00:54
Has anyone got snakey's number?
Podge  
12/01/2011 19:10:52
Marve that is tremendous, has anyone else got memorable wedding related speeches / poems they care to post?
Martyn Bo  
12/01/2011 15:58:16
excellent Marve, that ranks second in my all time favourite poem list after "porri mae yr asyn"
Rob Nic  
12/01/2011 11:44:19
Brilliant. Well done Marve.
Richy Morris  
12/01/2011 08:38:49
Awesome Marve, fair play.
Audrey  
11/01/2011 23:08:08
Warmed the cockles of my heart that. Can't even be nasty 2 u 2 nite plumb!Maybe 2moro?
Gary Nic  
11/01/2011 19:49:45
Fantastic
Plumby  
11/01/2011 12:33:18
Martin has put together this clip or the poem Marve wrote for the Plumb James wedding last year. I think you'll agree, its awesome.

Plumby  
11/01/2011 10:06:52
Griffster  
07/01/2011 13:13:01
2-0
Plumby  
07/01/2011 12:02:23
Men of average height don't need step landers to get through ground floor windows.
Audrey  
06/01/2011 19:15:48
It's ok plumb marve put the bun in the oven i saw him do it through kitchen window? Handy step ladder that!
Griffster  
06/01/2011 18:40:45
Boom! 1-0 papa moon.
Plumby  
06/01/2011 11:35:43
Good luck with that. I've got standard width doorways.

ps. when are you skiing? your doors are wide enough for a few of us.
Audrey  
06/01/2011 00:02:06
fuck plum u did'nt need 2 go london 2 work in a call centre?how do you turn ur cooker on 2? i want 2 put a bun in the oven? no rush!
Plumby  
05/01/2011 14:44:42
next to 'all the portk in my belly yum yum yum yum'

For those of you interested, i may be able to get a bit of discount on this Cape currently on sale here.
Griffster  
05/01/2011 13:10:24
Has anyone seen my self respect? I think I Ieft it in a hedge on the way home new years eve.
Higgy  
04/01/2011 18:38:42
Plumb has your Mrs sanctioned u paying undernourished europeans for personal gratification?
Jase  
04/01/2011 18:02:41
did'nt you leave it in the dragon?
Marve  
04/01/2011 16:58:36

By the way; did anyone who was in Chinnys party on new years eve take my coat home. The coat chinny lent me to walk home doesn't quite fit me.

You will recognise my coat because it is grey, and it is a coat.

Marve  
04/01/2011 16:52:34

Could you stop in tescos and pick up some findus crispy pancakes for me Plumb.

Which city are you working in, Haverfordwest or Carmarthen?

Plumby  
04/01/2011 14:09:27
we in the city work 'flexi' hours yeah. theres no such thing as late yeah. you're such a country bumpkin.

im off to prett to grab a skinny frappuccino.
Griffster  
04/01/2011 13:16:29
Have you turned up late for work yet?
Plumby  
04/01/2011 13:11:14
Up in the 'city' today. Just started a short contract working here...
Plumby  
31/12/2010 11:27:59
for those like me who have realised they need to be an island by 7pm....
Podge  
29/12/2010 19:56:45
Sorry but I haven't the cheek to comment on the size of anyone's back side
Rob Nic  
29/12/2010 19:17:15
I think mens rea(r) has definitely been proved for Gary
Podge  
29/12/2010 18:28:34
mens rea needs to be proved for the charge of first degree owned
Plumby  
28/12/2010 10:45:28

Gary just pulled the trigger... but in a court of law that makes him guilty! Fair play mind, top jape!

Audrey  
27/12/2010 23:40:39
Plumby if it makes you feel better u were my man of the match? !! I bet u can't wait for chunkys stag!!!
Griffster  
27/12/2010 11:57:36
I hate beer, beer hates me.
Plumby  
27/12/2010 11:30:50
Despite Gary and Chiny assuring me the game would be off and then dousing me with red, the game IS ON. 2:30.
Chiny  
26/12/2010 15:17:16
New years eve at my house! The theme is islands of the world. Meet at mine 7pm. A quick drink and down town for a crawl. Back up to mine after 12 for some food and Tom foolery.
Griffster  
23/12/2010 13:07:51
Sharp as always Papa moon.
Plumby  
23/12/2010 12:59:22
Did Anthony Chainsaw go too?
Griffster  
23/12/2010 11:30:01
Do you mean the time I nearly fell through a shop window and the drunk tramp asked if I was ok?
Higgy  
22/12/2010 12:22:18
After the last stag trip to London the longer some of you boys spend washing and preening yourselves away from the pubs the better, hey Griff!
Richy Morris  
22/12/2010 08:35:51

Griff, the scarf is ready and still got the beer stain from Robbie's stag!

I got to warn you though, the amount of time wasted by changing your clothes and having a gay wash when we could be sinking a few more is something you should consider.

We all know the reason why Robbie likes to look his best when on boys trips, so think hard my fellow engineer!!

Higgy  
21/12/2010 20:37:54
Should be there Boxing Day if I'm allowed. Book me a seat Robby.
Horse  
21/12/2010 14:06:01
you can stick me down for the jolly boys outing to the big shmoke!
Griffster  
21/12/2010 13:25:41
Scarf!
Griffster  
21/12/2010 13:19:27
I'm in for Chunky tours, this time can I stay with Robbie not Morris? Morris is always in the slum and he never changes his clothes. "scalf on ready for action"
Bezler  
21/12/2010 11:54:47
When have you ever been responsible Plumby ?? "If there is something wrong Plumby is responsible". Is this thing a cricket tour or Garys stag ?? I cannot make Boxing day but may make this other trip depending of course wether we get mushrooms with our breakfast or not. Please be very careful with the small print of these booking contracts Rob. Diolch. Compliments of the season to you all.
Plumby  
20/12/2010 23:52:43
Rob, if Gary's not coming, doesn't that mean we can go to Newant? This time we wont have to act so responsibly.
Gary Nic  
20/12/2010 21:20:35
Looking forward to the Crymych match. Don't think I can make the cricket tour to London
Audrey  
20/12/2010 21:10:04
Oh? Rise and London ? That brings back memories mart? U staying with the boys rob or are you doing a meribel/st.anton special?
Rob Nic  
20/12/2010 18:09:08
There's no breakfast for you Plumby ,or Morris. Liz ,at SW1A 1AA , has got breakfast for you.
Plumby  
20/12/2010 14:16:43
What time have you booked breakfast for in the Savoy rob?
Jase  
20/12/2010 13:48:23
i'm in for boxing day and cricket tour.
Bill  
20/12/2010 12:31:40

Martin..the match is on Monday 27th like most other games, perhaps not the proper boxing day but that's when it will be played weather permitting!  

Martyn Bo  
20/12/2010 09:57:58

I'm up for the boxing day bash, can somebody tell me what day it is and no smart alec saying the 26th of december 'cos tim griff has confused me now saying it is monday!!

i could be up for the stag to london it all depends if rachel gets a pay rise, i wonder how i can drop a subtle hint to her boss!!!

Podge  
19/12/2010 23:59:09
competitive fathers taken to another level...
Podge  
19/12/2010 23:52:05
Marve, a cage fighting future awaits you...
Tim Griff  
19/12/2010 21:39:45
I don't know Karl Potter, but Yes to Boxing day. I'm assuming its still arranged for Monday and not the real Boxing day (Sunday) Yes to the Londinian cricket tour Yes to the Nigella's bristols appreciation society.
Richy Morris  
19/12/2010 18:19:14

Karrrrrrl Potterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

After one game when he was playing for Tyddewi, when asked by the coach why he did'nt have his best of games, he replied in his best harfart accent  'I can't understand it, I was brilliant in Youth!'.

Up for Boxing day Bill and for the spring cricket tour to London Rob.

Marve  
19/12/2010 12:25:37
I am in for boxing day. Not in for the stag. In for the Nigella's tits appreciation society.
Podge  
19/12/2010 12:10:11
No shit Sherlock Young!! I'm up for boxing day and also prepared to carry out paramedic duties in London...again
Bill  
19/12/2010 09:43:17

Im in for the chunky one's stag,... Audrey have you asked permission we wouldn't want you to miss the bus!

Is everyone still up for Boxing Day (Monday 27th)...meet in the club @ 1pm  pay on at the gate and its £10/head for food including a free beer..hope that sounds ok, could do with a rough idea on numbers the more the merrier!

Audrey  
18/12/2010 21:37:47
Christ you boys love ur food? Cow we finish work we'd 11am for 2wks? I'm taking some clients out for a few quiet beers what time do you finish?And are you working thurs?
Griffster  
18/12/2010 20:27:14
Mmmm. Sexy eggy bread.
Podge  
18/12/2010 14:12:58
Higgy, "look how thirsty it is it's almost downed it in one!" she was describing a slice of bread
Higgy  
18/12/2010 11:52:35
Nigella should be taking her juicy plums to bed after the watershed! God bless BBC repeats.
Cow  
17/12/2010 23:56:38
Rob, how did you decide which one of you was going to get to be called "chunky"? I'm in. Night out in Carmarthen next Wednesday - roll up roll up.
Audrey  
17/12/2010 20:17:40
If there's a toilet on the bus ? Save a few hrs! and handy for shads 2 spew in on the way home? Rob do you take tesco vouchers?
Rob Nic  
17/12/2010 15:50:07

It's ON.

One benefit of Gary ruining the cricket tour for the rest of us is that there is going to be a gentlemens outing for him.

It will be Saturday 19th March to Monday 21st March 2011.The venue-London town.Cost £150.That will give you 2 nights b&b at the Holiday Inn Bloomsbury and coach travel there and hopefully back.

I need to confirm numbers asap(quickly Bezler) with the hotel and get a deposit  of £50.

Therefore let me or the Gary know if you are up for it and hand over the cash.

The news blackout on what's in store for the chunky one starts now.

Podge  
17/12/2010 15:40:21
Is that Morris' mate with the funny voice? Marve where were you last night, Rob the Chemist and I were waiting for you to collect us for choir?
Plumby  
17/12/2010 14:28:31
There's no need any more Morris. Gary's ruined it for all of us.
Martyn Bo  
17/12/2010 14:24:16
Morris, did you see your mate

KARL POTTER

in the Western Telegraph? had his chest waxed for charity

 

Marve  
17/12/2010 14:08:18
Let it go Morris. It has been 4 years.
Richy Morris  
17/12/2010 14:05:49
Or read up on Cricket's lbw law
Griffster  
17/12/2010 13:42:05
If you are at a loose end Plump you could update the Pembs Olympics table
Martyn Bo  
17/12/2010 11:49:59
Plumby, it could be worse, you could be working in PC World or where I am 
Plumby  
16/12/2010 21:48:54
Im in an internet cafe in Swansea waiting for a f'ing train looking at stuff like this (electric eel vs alligator)
Podge  
14/12/2010 22:34:43
sorry if I'm a bit slow on this
Marve  
14/12/2010 22:19:17

Cheers Podge. I scan read the article not paying much attention but the one sentence that stood out to me was:

 " Habitually heavy drinkers tend to get milder hangovers". 

I think we have found the solution to our hangover problems Podge; Special brew, every night.

Gary Nic  
14/12/2010 21:00:56
Class!!!!!!!!!
Rob Nic  
14/12/2010 20:27:20
Brilliant,brilliant....I'll have to think about that.
Plumby  
14/12/2010 15:20:55
Post a good joke on the Plas Hyfryd Facebook page and you could win a meal for two in the Plas...
Plumby  
13/12/2010 12:42:01
Hoodies are ordered, here before Crimbo.
Plumby  
12/12/2010 12:32:56
Alright, so here is how you get 12 bottles of Ogio for £41. go to tesco wine website, put 2 cases of ogio in the basket (its half price until tonight!) and use this code in the checkout... XX4MLJ. You have to be a new customer to tesco wine to use it.

also, for those who havent seen it...

The Daiathlon 2010

ps Cheers for last night Billy & Lisa! It was awesome!

Cow  
11/12/2010 22:45:47
Some amazing biking skills on show on this video and even better outfits:
Marve  
11/12/2010 16:24:31

I couldn't arrange 10 piss ups in a mini......I mean popes in a brewery........no that's not it either. Have to stop drinking baby guinness during the day!

I am not doing it!

Audrey  
11/12/2010 10:28:12
Bez I'll see bill in his secret engagement party 2 nite and sort it out ?!
Tim Griff  
11/12/2010 10:11:36
Marv's bloody good at stuff like that, eh Marv?!
Bezler  
10/12/2010 11:11:25
Cannot arrange the bash for the Crymych game myself due to family reasons, but im sure someone can pick up the baton and sort it out. Bill Ridge has all the details re time etc.
Richy Morris  
10/12/2010 08:38:33
Podge, what the hell are you doing listening to that f&%$ing idiot that is Andrew Marr?!
Tim Griff  
10/12/2010 01:02:53
Now doesn't that look better...
Cow  
09/12/2010 22:53:51
Good to see you putting in a late challenge Jas.
Cow  
09/12/2010 22:52:17
Bloody ell. Marv, I think there is a burger van in the car park and I'll try and get the manager to put on a baby guineas give away. I hear that's your tipple of choice of late. Just remember we never used to turn up at spar and humiliate you back in the day...
Gary Nic  
09/12/2010 21:41:04
Any chance that you could explain the scoring system to me please Plumby?
Plumby  
09/12/2010 13:53:30
Click for more info Dean, standing up for what he believes in.
Griffster  
09/12/2010 13:11:26
It's a slippery slope for me now.
Plumby  
08/12/2010 23:25:00
I think we'll have enough for a bus trip.

PS. Look who's not at the top of the Olympic table any more!
Tim Griff  
08/12/2010 19:51:43
Oh Lordy lordy... I am now bursting with excitement!
Marve  
08/12/2010 17:22:41

Now I have found out that he was never really a lawyer it seems so obvious. All those little signs, the way he walked, the stupid things he said, that crappy old watch that looks like he won it at the fair. His disgraceful lewd behaviour when drunk.

But now we now the truth, he works in a shop. (A geeks shop), that is one step down from Papa Moon.

 

P.s. Is there a burger van outside P.c. world, because I will be there for some advice.

 

Naked, with a Mike Brown mask on, and some strategically placed mistletoe.

Cow  
08/12/2010 15:35:19

Come on down one and all.  I'll give you a 3D TV demonstration (or find a man who can).  Anyone up for a night out in Carmarthen that week for some festive ales?  I'll find out where the PC World crowd drink.

Plumby  
08/12/2010 15:27:08

Hear ye, hear ye

As part of Mike Browns new job he has to work on the shop floor of a PC World for a week, to see the business at ground level.

It therefore gives me great pleasure to announce that he will be working in

PC World Carmarthen

from the

19th of December.

Any body seeking advice on PC's, Software, Why your hoover doesn't work after you left it outside because it stank of dog because you used it to hoover up a kennel worth of hair should go and see him there.

Plumby  
07/12/2010 16:46:54
Click for more info did catch that Podge. the whole thing is quite superb.

For those who require further explanation of the recent 'brechfa incident', this 1234 pretty much sums it up.
Podge  
06/12/2010 20:46:35
Plumby did you hear "Start the Week" straight after when Andrew Marr was discussing Freudian slips he inadvertently repeated the Jeremy Cunt mistake and the BBC had to apologise again
Plumby  
06/12/2010 20:07:26
i had you down as a daily mail man mart.

"COULD THE LABOUR PARTY TURN BRITAIN'S SWANS GAY?"
"ARE IMIGRANTS GIVING BRITAIN'S SWINE FLU"
"IS THE METRIC SYSTEM GIVING YOU DIABETES?"
etc
Martyn Bo  
06/12/2010 15:28:12
not me plumby, I was trying to do the times crossword blindfolded and have to have total silence, what's it about?
Plumby  
06/12/2010 10:50:26
Anyone hear Radio 4 this morning? This is amazing....
Tim Griff  
05/12/2010 22:26:28
Wait a cotton picking minute... if the big RN is standing in, I'm gonna have to change the games!
Podge  
05/12/2010 12:33:21
Go on Rob show the kids how it's done
Griffster  
04/12/2010 21:55:40
Please can Rob Nic stand in for you? please. Please .
Rob Nic  
04/12/2010 21:08:46
The tension is unbearable
Marve  
03/12/2010 17:52:51

If you don't do the reps you don't feel the pain. and I don't feel the pain.

Also I am missing next weeks event so Gary could have a chance to get off the bottom of the table. 

Griffster  
03/12/2010 10:11:40

Man up Tim.

Tim Griff  
03/12/2010 07:11:42
That's the ticket... does anyone else have really painful pecs?!
Marve  
02/12/2010 23:07:04

I like your thinking Higgy.

We are meeting in the balcony suite at 1.30. Regardless of rugby.

Griffster  
02/12/2010 19:57:19
Not to me.
Higgy  
02/12/2010 17:17:07
Does it really matter if the game is called off?
Martyn Bo  
02/12/2010 10:20:55
me and the kids will be there
Griffster  
01/12/2010 18:21:39
I'm in Marve.
Higgy  
01/12/2010 17:06:26
Marv, what time we meeting and where?
Marve  
01/12/2010 16:04:17

If the game is on this Saturday boys, don't forget we are sponsoring. 2nds v Llandovery at home (£15 a head).  Come and cheer Aubs and Griff on from the warmth of the sponsors bar with a hot meal, a smooth pint and some sparkling conversation. (and it is the winter carnival for anyone wishing to party on into the night).

Anyone who is coming and hasn't let me know can you please do so, or in your case Bezzler just make an obscure comment  that is completely pointless and unrelated to anything that precedes it, and I will do my upmost to decipher some Kind of hidden meaning. 

Horse  
01/12/2010 15:07:05
bezzler eh......you just gotta love him!
Bezler  
01/12/2010 12:06:01

I like the Tom Jones / Cerys Mathews song its cold outside

Plumby  
29/11/2010 16:37:49
you sit there any longer marve, you'll get splinters in your arse.
Marve  
29/11/2010 16:29:26
As far as I'm concerned, the pair of of you are absolute c**ts. If you don't want to get lost or crash your bicycles into trees then don't go bicycling in woods at night on the ice. What a pair of c**ts!
Griffster  
29/11/2010 16:13:00
I spoke to Bohatatta and Hughesy.
Plumby  
28/11/2010 20:53:44
Everyone I spoke to last night agreed it was your fault.
Griffster  
28/11/2010 20:25:30
I can buy a new wheel but plumby will always be plumby.
Tim Griff  
27/11/2010 14:40:06
yep
Marve  
27/11/2010 11:12:52

Yes I am Podge.

 

Podge  
27/11/2010 09:48:39
Anyone of you watching the game in the club this afternoon?
Podge  
26/11/2010 22:52:00
I wonder why Andy Howell lead with the "I want to smash Wales" comment in his Western Mail article.
Tim Griff  
26/11/2010 20:15:39
Not me Cowness, staying West. I forgot you were heading down for this one. Plumby, haven't you got some updating to do? I'm on tender.hooks here!
Cow  
26/11/2010 12:34:47
Anyone out in cardiff for the game tomorrow? Going to watch it on zero degrees on westgate street and then let the carnage unfold.
Martyn Bo  
25/11/2010 16:41:50
which is by the rivers of Babylon
Podge  
22/11/2010 20:34:10
Mount Sinai
Rob Nic  
22/11/2010 18:18:09
Come down from where?
Plumby  
22/11/2010 14:04:53
Persil.
Bezler  
22/11/2010 13:33:07

It was a real come down Saturday seeing people like Robbie Nich, Rob the Chemist and some old man playing for the seconds, Anthony somone apparently.

Plumby were you an advert for Persil on Saturday or had you lost a bit of interest in the game ??

Marve  
21/11/2010 14:12:49

You are forgetting 4 jagerbombs.

I LOATHE MYSELF!

Audrey  
21/11/2010 11:05:00
He only had half a pack of crisps! Fuck the baby guinness, bad move
Tim Griff  
21/11/2010 10:47:37
He'll be sleeping this morning... but he'll be livid with himself this evening!
Plumby  
21/11/2010 10:12:15
I wander how much Marve hates himself this morning. Total consumption for the day...

Two pieces of toast
A beef roll
A pack of crisps
12 pints of Guinness
9 baby Guinness!
Marve  
18/11/2010 16:35:20
You've changed Bez.
Griffster  
18/11/2010 13:13:33
You mix in different circles Bez.
Bezler  
18/11/2010 11:49:19
And a few other things. Guest speaker comedian auction ( Halliwell Carmarthen)

Cant make your bash either Marv
Marve  
17/11/2010 18:18:47
Loaves and Fishes Bez?
Bezler  
17/11/2010 15:22:20
Cant make Friday Gary. got a church dinner
Plumby  
17/11/2010 15:12:42
There was an uncharacteristic error made by the administration. They have recalculated your amount.

Those participating in next weeks proceedings are advised to bring running trainers. Also those who have flexibility issues are advised to start stretching their hamstrings now.
Griffster  
17/11/2010 13:09:48
Something smells fishy! I was on over 100 points in the pembs olympics last week, this week after a 2nd and a 1st last night I am only on 107.5.
Podge  
16/11/2010 18:54:16
No it doesn't Mart we couldn't afford any nasty accidents with his attack spaniels and the runners.
Plumby  
16/11/2010 12:48:14
The Althetic game tonight is off :(
Olympics is still on :)
Martyn Bo  
16/11/2010 10:19:54

Nice one Rob

Podge is the new route for the Ras Sion Corn going past Geoff Gilrhyd's farm?

Rob Nic  
15/11/2010 19:35:41
In a foundry Aub?
Audrey  
15/11/2010 18:48:53
Richie did you go past my lane last week? Though I smelt pork?
Richy Morris  
15/11/2010 07:54:33

Or could it be Fabien Pelous after a night out with Bob the Builder?!

Podge  
14/11/2010 11:51:46
no, hopefully with his hands......take a look at the co-pilot in this video either Bohatatata has had some work done or Richie McCaw has had a pasting in training.
Griffster  
13/11/2010 23:47:26
With your knees!!!
Tim Griff  
13/11/2010 22:14:58
Put my name on that list Bez...
Podge  
12/11/2010 12:50:20
and me
Marve  
11/11/2010 17:55:57
Nice work Bezzler, count me in.
Plumby  
11/11/2010 14:49:57
I wouldn't count your chickens either Mart!
Martyn Bo  
11/11/2010 11:32:10
I would like to be included as well please Martyn Williams
Jase  
11/11/2010 11:03:23
count me in.
Horse  
11/11/2010 10:42:56

Good spot plumby, Smalls and Griff can come up after the game.....so long as they pay!!

Plumby  
10/11/2010 22:15:44
Haha, I love the way Aubs and Griff covertly included themselves in the list... you can talk to the boys after you've played!
Audrey  
10/11/2010 20:55:08
Good call bez up for that. Who,s in the water with griff is it Podge and chinny?anyone up for mooserwirt?
Griffster  
10/11/2010 20:05:59
And me.
Gary Nic  
10/11/2010 19:50:09
Good call.
Rob Nic  
10/11/2010 19:33:14
count me in.
Higgy  
10/11/2010 18:37:25
I'm up for that Bez.
Horse  
10/11/2010 18:06:13
yeah count me in
Bezler  
10/11/2010 17:05:59

Many people remarked during the day at Kev's funeral how unfortunate it was that it took a funeral to get old friends all back together again. How true that comment was. Due to this and after informal chats with a few people, it is propsed that we have a reunion on Boxing Day by sponsoring the game against Crymych ( home this year)

I have spoken to Bill Ridge reagarding this and the date is free.Bill will confirm cost with me when i get back to him,. There are plans for something in Kevs memory for the end of the season. Please can you can confirm if you are interested in this.

Diolch. 

Plumby  
10/11/2010 16:37:52
You knew the rules Marve. You're like Maverick, just cant stop yourself doing the 'tower buzz'.

Ps. Do you want a website? Anyone else?
Marve  
10/11/2010 16:31:38
Griffster. Nice comment on the  7 Nov. Even if it was in response to a barefaced lie. 
Plumby  
08/11/2010 22:31:24
Final call for JNT Hoodies. Order is going in tomorrow.

Ps. Does anybody need a website? I've got some spare time coming up!
Podge  
08/11/2010 22:30:51
tremendous
Plumby  
08/11/2010 16:47:26
Ok, I get the first one, Audreys boat in the dark, but why have you got a photo of three buoys in the other?
Horse  
08/11/2010 16:47:24
Click for more info Evidence B
Horse  
08/11/2010 16:47:17
Click for more info Evidence A
Griffster  
07/11/2010 15:36:05
Marve, how dare you leave Plumbs parents house without telling them
Plumby  
07/11/2010 09:36:16
Oh, i see whats going on here.

The last time Marve stayed at my parents house he shit the bed and left without telling them.
Podge  
07/11/2010 09:27:27
Plumby, were you trying to make bubbles and squeezed a bit too hard??
Griffster  
07/11/2010 08:46:59
Yup, papa moon shit in the bath. What a twat!
Audrey  
06/11/2010 23:24:51
Cow you must have a new job or be married? Lots of posts from you! Some of the boys on there think there writers for private eye! It's a comic not a cock book ? Shit the bath then did you plum ?
Plumby  
06/11/2010 23:18:29
It's an illness Gary, people say, why don't you just hold it it, but they don't understand.
Gary Nic  
06/11/2010 21:22:30
Plumby, is it true that you shit the bath???? Kenny told me not to quote him!!!!!
Cow  
05/11/2010 15:31:22
Most of the clever humour on this site goes straight over my head these days. Aubrey bring back your no nonsense posts... Roll on the wkend. All dayer tomorrow then is it. Ah, go on then. For some awesome offensive banter check out the blog below. Worth going through his old blogs as there are some belters on there.
Marve  
04/11/2010 17:57:50

Oh hang on, I have just realised that your last comment was not meant to be taken literally, so I retract my previous comment.

I do this all the time, I hope no one ever mistakes it for sarcasm, because I am not a sarcastic person.

Sorry Gary, I don't think there would be much crackling on you.

Marve  
04/11/2010 17:54:02
You had better do it over a slow heat for a long period, he is going to be pretty tough. Some good crackling though I would imagine.
Griffster  
04/11/2010 16:38:20
I will be mostly cooking Gary in the club on sat
Plumby  
04/11/2010 13:13:05
Michel Brown was a fine player in his day.

Speaking of which, anyone in the club for the game Saturday?
Gary Nic  
04/11/2010 12:23:02
Are the 2nds short again?
Cow  
04/11/2010 10:38:17
I would be honoured to play.
Plumby  
04/11/2010 10:21:54
Imagine the scene when Mike Brown runs on the pitch to play the last 10 minutes of the Crymych vs Narberth boxing day game.
Rob Nic  
04/11/2010 09:43:07
That's an improvement then.
Cow  
03/11/2010 22:39:46
I played my first game of rugby for years on Saturday, i was terrible.
Bezler  
03/11/2010 13:32:07
Cmon the Dragons
Griffster  
02/11/2010 21:54:36
Special comes to mind Gary.
Gary Nic  
02/11/2010 21:32:26
I think that i might be more suited to the summer olympics
Marve  
02/11/2010 17:13:09

Hey Papa Moon. I think you'll find that among the tougher members of the group. the wheel retained its poularity for the whole weekend.

Griffster  
02/11/2010 15:42:27
Drifted for a bit, thought to myself "its ok they will pick me up in a minute" drifted a bit more, same thought, started to drift a bit quicker you get the picture.
Plumby  
02/11/2010 11:36:23
Marvo's wheel of fortune was out in style again this weekend for Ali's stag which was down in St.Davids. Here is a graph plotting its popularity.
Podge  
02/11/2010 07:11:39
Griff did you see a set of keys down there?
Audrey  
01/11/2010 22:18:18
Yep! Halloween see scary!! Lucky his heed. Was shiny or we would have never have found him!
Bill  
01/11/2010 21:47:20
Griff is it true that you nearly drowned yesterday when Audrey lost you in the Cleddau??
Podge  
01/11/2010 19:42:40
Griff my sentiments exactly but when I asked my brother (who is a fellow engineer) what the hell it meant, he said not to worry as any mountain biking engineer worth his salt would know. He is selling the bike on behalf of another engineer whose name is not Farouk but who is an arab called "Hesh". We also had a an Uncle called Ivor. Spooky
Gary Nic  
01/11/2010 12:48:31
Is bessler back on the Ivor the engine link?
Bezler  
01/11/2010 12:21:44
Cmon the Dragons
Martyn Bo  
01/11/2010 08:46:20
for sale means he is selling soemthing, as for the rest???
Griffster  
31/10/2010 22:10:11
Podge, what does that all mean?
Gary Nic  
31/10/2010 19:39:37
Have you been out cycling again?
Podge  
31/10/2010 16:55:08
For Sale.... One Mountain Bike, L. Frame, full suspension, G.T. I Drive, XRC, 6 travel, 450.. please do not ask me what any of that means
Podge  
28/10/2010 20:54:04
DOH!
Rob Nic  
28/10/2010 19:49:57
Got you.
Podge  
28/10/2010 19:44:04
30th tomorrow
Rob Nic  
28/10/2010 19:35:10
On the subject Podge...?
Marve  
28/10/2010 19:09:48

Me too Podge. Reminds me of a threat subtly hidden in a valid question I once had from Kenny: "Marv where is my shoe? if you don't tell me I will F***ing glass you!!!!".

Took me a while to figure that one out.

Podge  
28/10/2010 18:49:32
Marve, it's the subtle implied threat behind a perfectly valid question I like
Marve  
28/10/2010 18:46:06
Rob's always saying cool stuff like that, that's why we love him so much.
Rob Nic  
28/10/2010 17:30:44
Horse.Are you coming skiing?
Horse  
28/10/2010 17:18:26

what're you on about Griff, he's cleared tray 3, 3 f*&king times!.....never mess with the big artillery!

 

What do you about lead...........?

Griffster  
28/10/2010 14:07:48
Yes come on cow, or are you still emptying tray 3.
Richy Morris  
27/10/2010 22:44:50
We need to get Dennis Denuto on board here to sort this Farouhk mess out - he handles all the big cases!
Rob Nic  
27/10/2010 19:29:15
"I put a bomb...." Check the spelling of the names Horse. Your Farouk is one of my Heroes though.
Podge  
27/10/2010 17:37:39
Jaime, nah different guy, that's Farooq your thinking of
Horse  
27/10/2010 16:17:20

Dear dear dear me, this Farouk has got absolutely zip to do with Ivor the engine…..Richie, I’m surprised at you too…..

Farouk lived next door to 3 High View Crescent Koolaroo…….”it was going to be at the heart of a big housing development…..but it never took off, Dad reckoned the planes put people off, them and the power lines…..”

Where’s Ivor the engine?

Back there…….!

Martyn Bo  
27/10/2010 14:32:04
yes, but that was cancelled out by the Wildebesst beer drunk at the time, which can render the brain useless- no further comments needed
Rob Nic  
27/10/2010 12:04:42
Mart, was the flash helped by the fact I told you who he was on Saturday night.
Martyn Bo  
27/10/2010 11:39:44
walking the dog last night it came to me in a flash- Ivor the Engine from Mumbai, Farouks cousin, amazing how the mind works
Plumby  
26/10/2010 16:49:22
well, it won a bloody Oscar. (I did google that, but so did everyone else on Robbies 'Engineer' pun) .
Podge  
25/10/2010 18:16:04
that clip was like "lost in translation" you watch it all the way through an fuck all happens in the end. Farouk Engineer was Ivor's cousin from Mumbai
Richy Morris  
25/10/2010 13:44:50

And Mart, always a pleasure to help out.

As Jackson Baker of Nowra Engineering once said to me 'To be old and wise, you first have to be young and foolish - and you f&*%ing are'!

Richy Morris  
25/10/2010 13:39:17

Here here Aubs.

Rob Nich, that's your classic wit all over! Will be interested to see how many on this site got that one!

Plumby  
25/10/2010 13:38:59
Because the way we felt at the end was amazing.
Griffster  
25/10/2010 13:09:47
Higgy why would I want to come back to that?
Plumby  
25/10/2010 10:23:08
Higgy  
24/10/2010 23:05:08
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAg0lUYHHFc
Higgy  
24/10/2010 20:40:32
Good effort by the Athletic yesterday. Looks like its inspired Griff for a November comeback.
Jase  
23/10/2010 21:17:36
Agree with you there Aubry. rest in peace
Audrey  
23/10/2010 20:19:28
Good send off for keV yesterday boys r.I.p friend I'm sure he would have approved!!
Griffster  
23/10/2010 19:31:44
Good times.
Plumby  
23/10/2010 11:00:58
Martyn Bo  
22/10/2010 10:28:43
"40thou is 1mm" Morris told me once, helped me out many a time in my 20 years man and boy in the steel trade.
Podge  
21/10/2010 23:32:13
here's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
Rob Nic  
21/10/2010 18:37:33
Farokh
Griffster  
21/10/2010 17:22:12
Mechanical engineer.  Jamie thinks he's an engineer but that's just concrete.
Plumby  
21/10/2010 17:19:24
Engineers are the most doubted of all my peers.
Richy Morris  
21/10/2010 13:54:10
You have just proven the saying Griff, 'never ever doubt an engineer'!
Griffster  
21/10/2010 13:11:29
Morris look at the right of your screen, it's like the evolution of man.
Richy Morris  
21/10/2010 08:00:41

Good on ya plumby, all is forgiven for that horrendous lbw decision on cricket tour!

Marve - Gary is probably right, but check with Rob Nich for an accurate answer!

Plumby  
20/10/2010 19:36:15
You're on-line early Gary, I thought you'd be down on the tennis courts with 3 buckets.
Gary Nic  
20/10/2010 19:09:14
I think that it began when he started talking
Marve  
20/10/2010 17:10:44

Hmmm, beaten to the punch. I was actually going to use the paint drying line.  I must be getting predictable and repeating myself over and over again, retelling the same jokes and stories.

I suppose it could be an age thing. Morris. how old were you when this started  happening to you?

 

Horse  
20/10/2010 12:20:03

just booked some tickets for thearte mwldan

2 for tomorrow night to see Andy Kirkpatrick, there are a few left if anyone else wants to come along

10 tickets for 5th march next year fot the world tour of the Banff mountain film festival, let me know who wants one.

Marve.....you can paint kiwi's room blue that night, we know you love watching paint dry on such occasions!

Podge  
19/10/2010 21:26:09
Yes Griff, but have you told her your the only one in the house that's run a half marathon?
Griffster  
19/10/2010 18:45:19
I have just told Eils, this what she had to say on the matter. I don't bloody care, I finished.
Marve  
19/10/2010 17:50:21

Just as long as Bezzler doesn't write a letter, it would cost a fortune in stamps for all those sheets of paper. 

Plumby  
19/10/2010 16:50:02
Its a brave man that does. I don't think Griff is the right man for the job. He's too close.

I'll send a letter.
Martyn Bo  
19/10/2010 15:12:03
Griff are you going to tell Eilwen?
Bezler  
19/10/2010 12:38:11

NOT

 

 

THIS

 

 

 

 

YEAR

Martyn Bo  
19/10/2010 12:06:12
UH -OH WHO MEASURED IT WAS IT YOU BEZZLER?
Bezler  
18/10/2010 12:15:28

Leicester was  just great Plumby just great. Well done to Nerys et al on there runs yesterday

Plumby  
18/10/2010 11:06:35
Bez, they say the return journey always feels shorter, is that true of trips to Leicester?
Marve  
13/10/2010 17:12:58

Oh Bezzelarrrr!

Why are all your messages in short statements.

 

With massive gaps in between each one.

 

Is this some new  writing style you have been taught.

 

On your university course?

 

Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with it.

 

It gets your message across just fine.

 

But it does waste valuable interweb space.

 

And I am sure it must be running short by now.

 

I am hoping that by the time I submit this message.

 

It will have knocked Morris's message off the page.

 

And then no one will read it.

 

Not that it wasn't worth reading.

 

It was a pretty good one in fact.

 

 

Richy Morris  
13/10/2010 16:54:00
Aubrey, or do you reckon they nicked horse's clothes to grease the lift shaft for those miners in chile?!
Plumby  
12/10/2010 14:17:14
on a seperate note. those wishing to purchase some JNT clothing you need to let me know ASAP. I've found a new printer. Costs are 10 for Tees and 15 for Hoodies. Let me know.
Plumby  
12/10/2010 14:06:48
Click for more info ahhh... that's why Gary texted everyone not to mention it. Here's a sexy snap for us all to enjoy (some of you may like to imagine its Gary).
Griffster  
12/10/2010 14:02:12
Nerys likes Gary to wear a short tennis skirt in the bedroom but he told me not to tell anyone.
Bezler  
12/10/2010 13:08:59

Dont mention the tennis (Gary said)

What they on about Griff??

Rob Nic  
11/10/2010 17:36:59
Spot on there Plumbster
Plumby  
11/10/2010 17:09:14
I think Robbie works it out like this:-
(5 t-shirts X original cost) / Im not paying out for that shit = Fuck all
Horse  
11/10/2010 16:46:55

Richie, not to worry, the Oz Tag T shirt was at home.......

Les, Sadly the 1999 Rodney Concrete Services shirt - (Get Laid by) The Force Of the North- is no more!!!!

Robbie, how do you quantify such a loss?

Tim Griff  
09/10/2010 11:31:47
Oh right... that's what he meant.
Horse  
07/10/2010 07:48:28
Brilliant Smalls, just brilliant........thats exactly whats happened.....the yanks took my clothes to mop up the spill!!!!!
Audrey  
06/10/2010 22:40:05
Copper mum use ur nouse think the yanks have stolen his clothes too mop up the gulf oil spill!
Bezler  
06/10/2010 14:07:36

That car isn't bringing you much luck Jamie.

That  t shirt was an iconic part of you.

I cant believe they have  taken your clothes

 

Richy Morris  
06/10/2010 13:14:46

No way Horse, that f****r should be sent straight to excecution,  pikeys have no right to wear a tee shirt you nearly caused a riot in!!

Horse  
06/10/2010 09:52:29
Not lost Les, stolen, alonf with my Manns Sports Scene, Nowra t shirt!!!
Cow  
05/10/2010 23:32:13
What was the mud game? I'm intruiged. Lots of mud up here. Anyone got any bike light recommendations for a decent set that aren't too expensive? Did I mention mud?
Les  
05/10/2010 20:56:22
Please don't tell me the rodney concrete services has been lost. Its my favourite!!!
Plumby  
04/10/2010 20:31:23
"Got 2 games, both on the pitches, which should not create a lot more muddiness than has been the case to date (neither require people to lay down or roll about on the ground). Don't really want to do it on a firm surface due to concerns about damage to the gaming equipment. Weather forecast does not look too bad, so hopefully we will not be conducting it the rain." - Nigel

Meet @ Bloomfield 7pm

Kick-about on the 5-a-side pitch after too.
Horse  
04/10/2010 16:51:53

GOD DAM PIKEYS!!!  If any one see's a scallywag around nantgarw sporting a 'Rodney Concrete Services' polo shirt and jeans 5 sizes too big let me know!!

 

its amazing how robbie nich's reception goes when you call him regarding a claim.

robbie......robbie......robbie mun......

Plumby  
03/10/2010 22:49:29
quick note to commiserate the Athletic on their defeat to Llandovery yesterday. They lost 9-3 after our outside half was stretchered off (nothing serious).
Horse  
01/10/2010 12:48:00
CARPE F&^KING DIUM!!!!!!
Plumby  
29/09/2010 10:20:37
Click for more info The third round of the Pembrokeshire Olympics was held last night. Here's a picture of Marve prior to participating in Head-boeengdidy-boeeng-boeeng. Marve wanted me to point out he definitely isn't wearing Jaimes clothes.

Scored have been updated on the table -->
Plumby  
29/09/2010 10:20:37
-- posts removed by request --
Audrey  
26/09/2010 21:25:31
fuck jase 10,for that going to get Andrew on the job and split winnings, Plumb your a c***
Plumby  
26/09/2010 17:35:48
Right, i've changed Kevs password now, so nobody else can write 'on is behalf'.
Marve  
25/09/2010 21:53:14
ps. i am a c***
Marve  
25/09/2010 19:17:23

Plumby abused his privelege of being the computer geek with everyones passwords, and in doing so just made a mockery of the whole site.

Thanks for ruining it for everybody Plumb.

Plumby  
25/09/2010 11:22:18
Marve tried kicking in the backdoor of the wrong puppy.
Tim Griff  
25/09/2010 05:47:00

I think I smell a rat....

Griffster  
24/09/2010 20:31:10
So Marvo, who did you give your password to?
Marve  
24/09/2010 18:44:32
I am an absolute complete and utter c***. what a motherf****r I am, F*** me I am a prick. c*** c*** c*** c*** c*** c*** c***.
Jase  
24/09/2010 08:24:21

at those odds you can count me out but i'll have £10 on pen sgwar having a boy.

Plumby  
23/09/2010 22:48:01
actually i forgot Jase. Straight in at favorite at 2/1. You're still 2nd Cow... does your new job require you spend much time in airports? Could affect the odds.
Cow  
23/09/2010 22:43:48
What odds do you give yourself Plumby?  I don't think I should have the shortest odds...
Plumby  
23/09/2010 22:39:37
Odds of Aubrey NOT having more kids 100/1
Odds of it being a boy 2500/1
Jase  
23/09/2010 22:03:10
what odds you giving me plumb?   if there any good i could do with sum extra cash.
Audrey  
23/09/2010 18:31:41

100 quid on jas j please? and you plumb? or are you timmy g as in g for ginger?

Plumby  
23/09/2010 11:32:12
He wins. You can retire.
Martyn Bo  
23/09/2010 11:02:25

All my moneys going on Bezler, what are his odds?

Plumby  
23/09/2010 10:45:13
Sprogodds2010™ ...

Cow - 3/1
Gary - 4/1
Timmy G - 4/1
Morris - 6/1
Horse - 8/1 *
Les - 30/1 *
Marve - 35/1 *

* - Lack of \ ineffective prophylactic
Podge  
23/09/2010 10:08:48
you chaps need to have some kids
Cow  
23/09/2010 00:19:29
Ardderchog!
Plumby  
22/09/2010 17:19:49
As you can see to the side, there is now the table showing the rankings of the Pembrokeshire Olympics. We are meeting on a Tuesday night, those wishing to participate are of course welcome to do so. The next meeting in on Tuesday 7pm, meeting in the Bloomfield car park. Griff gets to choose the two events this week so we can look forward to some non-running, non-elbowy, not bending over events.

Ps. Stop writing **** on this site!
Kev  
22/09/2010 17:15:17
Marve is a ****!
Martyn Bo  
22/09/2010 16:23:10
Marve, I would say more of a KABOOOOOOM
Griffster  
22/09/2010 16:09:14
MUDDY RIVERS!
Marve  
22/09/2010 15:36:47

SMASH!!!!!

Bezler  
22/09/2010 14:17:49

When i go to big cities i quite enjoy going for a swim in there muddy rivers! It's quite refreshing you should try it some time. The older European cities tend to have the muddier ones

Plumby  
21/09/2010 16:36:01
Do you still keep in touch with your old collage friends Bez? You used to go off and see them a lot during trips to larger cities.
Bezler  
21/09/2010 15:41:55

Croeso to the forum Mr Patterson.

I agree Griff great days

Griffster  
21/09/2010 13:08:55
Golden days, were'nt they Podge?
Richy Morris  
21/09/2010 12:11:57
Dont you mean the Right Honourable Sir Les Patterson?!
Plumby  
21/09/2010 09:34:38
If you can't beat them, join them.
Rob Nic  
20/09/2010 20:56:51
Welcome back Tony
Podge  
20/09/2010 20:08:58
Tony Jones
Rob Nic  
20/09/2010 19:45:39
Who's this?
Les  
20/09/2010 11:10:22

He i'm back in the game!

Are you boys still talking about pethe twp all day????

Marve  
19/09/2010 13:30:34

What is it Griff?

Podge  
19/09/2010 12:44:32
for those of you that like climbing up things
Griffster  
18/09/2010 18:17:21
Marv!
Kev  
18/09/2010 12:47:55
Griff is a ****.
Griffster  
17/09/2010 13:50:26
Nice
Plumby  
17/09/2010 09:16:33
I'd stand them next to Robbie Nich. I'd then tell Robbie that Bezlers eaten his breakfast and then his bottom lip will crush them.
Griffster  
16/09/2010 21:42:42
How would you kill them?
Plumby  
16/09/2010 14:17:11
if killing one of the entrants guaranteed id win, then i would give it some serious consideration. Im not saying i definitely would, because this site could be used as evidence.

Lookout.
Griffster  
16/09/2010 14:10:21
You don't need love when you have 16 points.
Tim Griff  
15/09/2010 22:46:03

Those exercises I gave you last night are guaranteed elbow irritants.

I care more for the competition than I do for your elbow.  Fact.

Griffster  
15/09/2010 21:07:46
Elbow shmelbow.
Plumby  
15/09/2010 17:28:27
Be prepared for more elbow reliant games.
  • Elbow wars
  • Elbow banging
  • Elbow wobble
Griffster  
15/09/2010 13:10:18
Why don't we just hang the gold around my neck now.
Tim Griff  
14/09/2010 22:44:02

The evening was a complete success and the weather held for the opening night of the Pembrokeshire Winter Olympics...

Two suberbly planned and organised events kicked off the 2010 Olympic calendar and the competitiveness was evident from the start.

The sushi inspired 'Egg and concrete roll' opened the proceedings and a suprise front runner emerged... after an eventful second event 'Doggy ball launching', a gap had already opened up at the top of the leader board with a complete outsider showing form beyond all belief.

Griff was at the top.

Everything can change at this early stage and next weeks antics will surely bring a more deserving leader to pole position.  Only time will tell.

Kev  
14/09/2010 14:27:15

You better have been training. You are going to need it you complete and utter ****.

Griffster  
13/09/2010 22:01:23
Better put me down for some kit mine is all JNT'd out. Have been training all weekend for tomorrow.
Cow  
13/09/2010 21:45:55
Put me down for a t-shirt if you put an order. Good luck to all competitors tomorrow night. Back in the working world today - live the dream!
Plumby  
13/09/2010 11:22:27
Anyone interested in ordering some JNT clothing? I'll put an order in before Christmas if there is enough interest. It'll be similar pricing to before 15 Hoody, 10 Tee. It'll be a different design to the previous ones and probably printed on hoodies that don't have half size arms.

PS. Dont forget the first event of the Pembrokeshire Olympics tomorrow night 7PM Blooooomfield.
Tim Griff  
08/09/2010 23:36:42
Click for more info Just thought this was worth appreciating...
Plumby  
08/09/2010 21:22:04
Marv!
Griffster  
08/09/2010 18:14:49
That's a bit harsh, he is much better than Rob.
Kev  
08/09/2010 17:24:06
If Gary is taking part I will beat him easily, no matter what the event, he is all guns and arse. And he is also a cunt.
Plumby  
08/09/2010 10:14:30
It starts next week. Gary, Aubrey, old men? get involved
Griffster  
07/09/2010 21:37:52
Sorry Plump, forgot
Plumby  
07/09/2010 20:46:18
After you've repaired your bike, you getting involved with the Pembrokeshire Winter Olympics or what?
Griffster  
07/09/2010 13:09:40
Thanks for sharing my pain boys
Kev  
07/09/2010 10:49:42

That Rob Nich is an absolute ****! He's not borrowing my bike. What a ****!

Plumby  
06/09/2010 22:05:28
Some things dont need to be said Griff.
Griffster  
06/09/2010 20:09:54
Bit of advise for anyone with a bike, don't let Rob I'm technically inept Nich anywhere near it.
Higgy  
06/09/2010 20:05:24
Didnt realise they made bike chains to suit the riders ability and power.
Martyn Bo  
06/09/2010 10:03:35
How's the chain Griff?
Cow  
05/09/2010 22:39:17

Cheers for dragging me to the end of the Marreg boys.  Very painful last 3rd but good to nail it and see some bits of Pembs I haven't visited very often. 

Marreg recovery program recommended by all top trainers:

  • drive to Cardiff
  • get into the bar by 11pm and neck 8 pints of Bow
  • Charlestons steak
  • couple of hours sleep
  • fry up

 

Tim Griff  
05/09/2010 22:27:01
I will be there to defend my title...
Plumby  
05/09/2010 20:06:42
Click for more info

Hear ye, hear ye



The Pembrokeshire Winter Olympics 2010 will begin next week. Those wishing to partake in the many events of the Olympics are invited to meet in the overflow car-park at Bloomfield next Tuesday (14th) at 7pm.

For those not in the know the amateur Olympic movement first made an appearance in Cardiff in the winter of 2005. Every week entrants would gather and participte in events organised by the entrants themselves. Each entrant would take it in turn organising an event. Previous events included "battered buoy bowling", "standing leap" and "toss your ball". Points were awarded for 1st, 2nd etc and total points are recorded in a league table.

All entrants welcome.
Plumby  
05/09/2010 10:18:37
Mike Brown, Nigel, Horse and me completed the mighty Marreg mountain bike trail yesterday. GPS clocked distance is 55miles.

Mike Brown nearly died

Griffster  
04/09/2010 09:51:24
Not much happening on here is there
Marve  
28/08/2010 14:23:26
Well it wasn't the exact same story. It wasn't two men from England it was two lesbians from the Czech republic. Also they weren't rescued from Mont Blanc, they were having pictures taken at a remote picnic site. But part from that the vibe of the story was pretty much the same.
Jase  
26/08/2010 21:44:43
What did Jemma 22 from Liverpool have to say on the matter Marv?
Marve  
26/08/2010 18:34:03
Yes, they had the same story in the daily sport.
Bezler  
25/08/2010 15:15:58

I read in the Daily Express last Thursday that two men from England somewhere had been rescued from Mont Blanc due to the adverse weather conditons.

Bloody nutters the lot of them.

Plumby  
25/08/2010 13:23:14
She learnt the valuable lessons that night, not him.
Audrey  
24/08/2010 21:58:48
agh? so horse has learnt fuck all after getting lost on the the preselis with that chick then!!
Griffster  
24/08/2010 20:55:09
Sounds to me like a case of JNT climbing.
Bezler  
20/08/2010 15:36:28

Plumby you have just printed a very honest factual recording of the events of Sunday night.!!!

I sugest you speak to Morris who will teach you how to fabricate a strory in to being something totally different to the truth..

You didnt mention that Jamie was crying and saying " Oh no not my poor little Volvo.etc etc.

Good tea mind

Jase  
20/08/2010 14:50:23
get a pic of your car up here then plumb.
Horse  
19/08/2010 05:16:06

cheers for the texts boys. 

best get out of work and on to the plane....watch tthis space for tales of epic falls and toe to toe battles with yetties!!

Tim Griff  
18/08/2010 18:57:25

Classic Horse... bet he's got a lame excuse for it as well...

You aimed a bit high there Marv, one notch lower and it would have been believeable.

Kev  
18/08/2010 18:43:38

are u all going in for narberth's first game of the season?

Marve  
18/08/2010 18:40:55

You have got far too much time on your hands Plumpy.

Sorry about the crane technique Kev. Don't feel bad though, "If do right, no can defend".

Griffster  
18/08/2010 13:10:23
Nice work.
Plumby  
18/08/2010 11:21:09
Click for more info Not sure if I ever uploaded this Venn I was working on...
Plumby  
18/08/2010 11:19:59

Horse came over, parked his car up outside my house. Bezler happened to be round too, so there was a few teas flowing. About an hour after Horse arrived therees a knock on the door and this policeman asked if I knew the owner of a blue Volvo.

Jaime had parked up with the handbrake not quite up and the car had rolled down the hill and hit the car on the opposite side of the road about 20 metres down. The bloke who owned the car had phoned the police (dick) instead of asking around about the car.

Anyhoo, it must have rolled pretty slow as there was very minimal damage to either car. Its going off piste.

Griffster  
17/08/2010 13:44:15

Before you all start, there is a k in know

Griffster  
17/08/2010 13:26:11
Kev, Kev, Kev, school boy error. Plumb I need to now more about this run away ovlov.
Kev  
16/08/2010 22:09:36
ur right about the massive brains! i'm guessing marve
Kev  
16/08/2010 18:33:19
My head really hurts. I really shouldn't have pissed Marvo off. That is one hard dude, I pushed him too far and I just didn't see the crane technique coming. I think I just got a bit jealous when I saw him with that beautiful woman draped all over him, I can't really blame her though, that Marv has got it all, looks, brains, a massive penis, and I am just a cunt, I should never have tried to compete with him, he is on a different playing field. What a cunt I am!
Kev  
16/08/2010 18:27:06
I am a cunt, an absolute cunt! And my nose is huge.
Kev  
16/08/2010 18:05:47
i'm back. where's the party @ sat. plumb- pl sould you reset my password. ********** is a bit long to type
Griffster  
15/08/2010 22:55:26
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Thin ice Morris.
Gary Nic  
12/08/2010 19:55:05
Morris knows best!
Podge  
12/08/2010 14:56:42
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a Bosh from Morris!
Richy Morris  
12/08/2010 13:40:25
Griff, from what I saw last you need to toughen up a hell of a lot more to be able to ski like Gary Nich!!
Gary Nic  
10/08/2010 21:18:16
You dream Griff boy!
Griffster  
10/08/2010 13:38:26
I hate powder, it makes me ski like Gary Nich.
Bezler  
10/08/2010 11:00:48
A song about Llanddowror!!!
Podge  
10/08/2010 10:15:55
Bow's I'm really sorry to hear that, I hope things are looking up for you soon x
Stevie Bo  
10/08/2010 07:45:54
doing my bit for cross border relations, somewhere in fiji!
then back to NZ sunday for powder skiing on monday!
Podge  
09/08/2010 22:19:55
where's it going to end?
Audrey  
09/08/2010 20:50:12
still alive then wolverine?
Plumby  
09/08/2010 10:50:16
It doesn't fit just you any more.

On the last attempt we got Griff, Horse, Marve, the under 11's squad and most of Bills herd in.
Griffster  
09/08/2010 10:36:28
Aubrey wore it, now it does'nt fit me anymore.
Stevie Bo  
09/08/2010 08:20:41
daisy duke hat!
Griffster  
08/08/2010 22:19:48
What hat?
Stevie Bo  
08/08/2010 07:27:08
griff, how come your hat fits audrey?
Jase  
03/08/2010 19:10:15
Remind me again wich food group bitter comes under?
Marve  
02/08/2010 18:19:02
Oh fine, take the piss. Just expect the same from me if any of you get food poisoning.
Griffster  
01/08/2010 20:37:14
Maybe he was in the dragon at 7.35.
Cow  
01/08/2010 17:24:34
How does David Bellamy make that list?
Plumby  
01/08/2010 10:25:52
Marve, Rachael Stevens, Harry Potter and David Bellamy were in The Dragon at 7:35 last night, did you see them?

Oh, no wait, i remember now, you were put to bed by Chiny after a 1pm start to the carnival festivities.
Marve  
27/07/2010 17:47:39
Jesus christ Bezzler, that's all you ever talk about. Newport this, newport that.
Bezler  
27/07/2010 15:47:07
Its going to be released as a single according to the paper today.
Bezler  
26/07/2010 13:04:18
The American visitors coming to the Ryder Cup will be totally impressed with Newport!!!! Good song!!!
Audrey  
24/07/2010 18:50:59
count me in sunday after rugby?wakeboarder!
Marve  
24/07/2010 18:35:37

It's called fishing Plumby, not catching.

Plumby  
24/07/2010 18:30:20
5th or 6th of September 2010:
Plumby  
24/07/2010 18:20:40
Fishing stats:

Chinny and Marve fishing last Saturday - Fish caught 0
Chinny fishing on his own last Wednesday - Fish caught 5
Chinny and Marve fishing this Friday - Fish caught 0
Marve  
22/07/2010 17:32:36

Hey Plumpy. You look like Andrew major in that photo.

Plumby  
22/07/2010 13:22:03
Let's hear it for Newport.
Podge  
21/07/2010 17:59:10
I'm not alone with this problem apparently Dai Jones, Bill Ridge and Pele' are fellow sufferers
Plumby  
21/07/2010 14:40:03
We should have this 'people who can get up' conversation in person Griff, its not fair that Podge has to read this.
Griffster  
21/07/2010 09:58:56
Plumpy how long has is taken you to  get that photo? admit it your just not a natural wake boarder like me.
Audrey  
20/07/2010 23:04:07
only you now podge who has trouble getting it up?
Podge  
20/07/2010 20:32:58
Bollocks!!!!
Plumby  
20/07/2010 15:36:26
Click for more info Nay-sayers, vibe snipers and doom peddlers please pay close attention to the product of positive mental attitude.
Tim Griff  
15/07/2010 18:02:26

It's the wolf bagging that'll scare Veronica the most... she's not adverse to a sex swing - if the stories from the hen do are anything to go by.

Marve  
15/07/2010 17:42:40

Wow, back in the country, your glamorous new job must take you all over the world, oh no hang on I remember now you told me, you've been in Sheffield.

The fire story is a complete fabrication, much like the pissing the bed story, I would have admitted to the sex swing thing if you hadn't brought my cousin into it Plumby.

Brown, who are you kidding, we have all heard the story of you wolfbagging on the sex swing. Well your wife Veronica probably hasn't, but I'm sure she doesn't look on this site and expose herself to the evil propoganda that seems to be flying around these days.

 

Gary Nic  
15/07/2010 17:40:29

Ask Laura, Anna or Jess Cow as they'll know what a sex swing is!

 

Horse, as a man who knows a thing or two about fires I wouldn't be too concerned! The smoke damage & slight burn marks are only superficial.

Martyn Bo  
15/07/2010 09:32:53

Cow - *Victoria knows all about sex swings

* insert correct name if I got her name wrong, I'm sure it's Victoria

Cow  
14/07/2010 23:41:02
What's a sex swing?
Horse  
14/07/2010 22:55:15
right now that i'm back in the country would someone like to expand on the house fire comment......marve?
Griffster  
14/07/2010 14:56:12

Lets put this one straight shall we, Gary has never been hot. Rob can you tell your boys that I am not 40 like uncle Gary says.

Plumby  
13/07/2010 17:04:34
Gary wasnt hot when Nerys was 17, it was when he was 17.
So you should have written:- Gary was hot when Nerys was 4.
Marve  
13/07/2010 16:31:21
Plumb, everyone knows that quote is not true, because they all know that I have a friend who is gay and not particularly nice. They also know that Gary Nich is not that much of an arsehole, but when Nerys was 17 he was really hot.
Martyn Bo  
13/07/2010 09:25:24

Cheers Plumby, I loves a bit of fail blog

Bezler  
12/07/2010 19:41:33
Podge you doing the Cardiff Half marathon this year ?? Anyone else ??
Plumby  
12/07/2010 16:46:41
good comeback post Jase. we've missed you.
Jase  
12/07/2010 14:28:20
No.
Plumby  
12/07/2010 13:46:56
There you go Mart, sorry for the inconvenience.

Can anyone confirm whether or not Marve had a small house fire this morning?
Martyn Bo  
12/07/2010 13:38:13
fail blog's gone from the link du jour!! - bummer
Audrey  
10/07/2010 22:48:22
not any more!
Audrey  
08/07/2010 23:44:20
is raoul moat the first ginger to be wanted?
Marve  
06/07/2010 17:38:34
Hey Plumby, I'd watch your back if I were you. Horse is really pissed off that you superimposed his head onto Mike Browns body.
Plumby  
05/07/2010 21:47:56
Click for more info See if you can spot which of these two front runners is 34 and which one is 46.
Plumby  
05/07/2010 19:52:28
hahaha, bill and horse were all mmmmm mmmm before they started, i didn't have a clue what was going down... then one conversation with you know who and i was pissing myself.
Podge  
05/07/2010 19:35:48
Mmm Mmm!?!?
Griffster  
05/07/2010 13:48:32
Thats what happens when Dr Mac gives you a lesson in how to ride a bike fast.
Horse  
05/07/2010 10:44:19
I feel like a military parade.......bits of me keep passing out!!!
Bezler  
04/07/2010 16:31:44

Cooler than Robbie Nich- never!!!!

That white suit that Robbie wears is the coolest item of clothing ive seen for years, even topping his Garnet type blazer although that was quite cool as well..

Richy Morris  
04/07/2010 11:35:00

Marve, you are now the comedy king!!

And the big question, is Aubrey now 'cooler' than Robbie Nic?!

Plumby  
04/07/2010 09:41:28
SnS gold.
Podge  
02/07/2010 22:33:57
Marve, I believe 5 out of your 6 points.... I heard she was heavier
Marve  
02/07/2010 20:29:01

Let's just straighten a few things out:

1. I haven't pissed the bed.

2.I cannot condone lying on this site.

3.Tim, dressing up as a gollywog is not really p.c. these days.

4.Aubrey....I was going to go for some kind of wordplay about "sanding next to Tim", but unfortunately I couldn't come up with anything worth including.

5. I didn't shit in the spare bed in June Plumb's house in 1999.

6.Horse went on a date with a 16 stone woman, introduced to him through Les Hughes' dating site.

Audrey  
02/07/2010 19:39:20

sanding next to you makes me look pretty!

golden shower marve?

Tim Griff  
01/07/2010 23:03:12
Click for more info Aubrey in all his Glastonbury glory
Tim Griff  
01/07/2010 22:59:36
I'm interested to hear more about the pissing incident...
Bezler  
01/07/2010 20:08:52

All well in the Bohata/ Davies residence ??!!!

Horse  
01/07/2010 11:34:21
Marve pissed the bed!!
Audrey  
30/06/2010 21:57:34

sorry paid my deposit for skiing son? have you?

Plumby  
30/06/2010 14:01:28
Have you told Rob Nich you cant go skiing again because you've realised its much more fun and stimulating hanging with a younger crowd?
Audrey  
29/06/2010 21:45:36
only burden u had were all the chicks around?flirt! plumb' if i was you get ur own ticket just in case emma forgets to say she's married again?she seemed to enjoy the rest!
Tim Griff  
29/06/2010 20:31:19
If Audrey comes to glastonbury again next year can some of you lot come too... it would have been nice to have someone else to share the burden!
Plumby  
29/06/2010 15:30:58
Audrey has been asked back to Glastonbury by Michael Eavis himself, he said he was grateful that so many people could seek shade in the shadow cast by Audreys head.
Audrey  
28/06/2010 23:32:34
sorry griff fuck you'r head  must have got really really burnt without it! shit i hope podge and shads are ok?!!
Griffster  
28/06/2010 13:22:42
He's got my Daisy Duke hat on, the little shit.
Plumby  
28/06/2010 12:06:10
Click for more info A glittery eyed Audrey was spotted enjoying the aesthetic and aural delights on Shakira.
Gary Nic  
24/06/2010 20:58:06

Looks like her to me. 14th May

 

Martyn Bo  
24/06/2010 15:13:46
i have sent the pic to your tp and narberth rfc email adresses, it had better be her after all this
Plumby  
24/06/2010 14:53:15
I cant see her in any of those snaps Mart.

ps. There's no need to add the HTTP:// bit when you add a link, it does it for you.
Plumby  
24/06/2010 14:39:45
Yeah, she is!
Martyn Bo  
24/06/2010 14:32:34
plumby is yor missus in glastonbury? there is a woman on page 26 of today's daily mail who looks a lot like her (not my daily mail, i have The Times you know)
Plumby  
24/06/2010 13:09:57
...with jetlag. I was up at 4:30 this morning. Pretty KO'd in work now though!
Griffster  
24/06/2010 13:08:08
Posting at 06.46, you really are a GEEK.
Plumby  
24/06/2010 06:46:12
Good news on the engagement Gary. Any ideas on a date yet?

Griff, toughen up.
Plumby  
23/06/2010 09:37:24
Click for more info Big Sur...
Plumby  
23/06/2010 09:36:47
Click for more info Yosemite...
Audrey  
23/06/2010 01:05:54
yep glasto bus leaves thur 4pm if you want lift ?[transit] that's a fucking van! got loads of drugs and cake?
Gary Nic  
22/06/2010 20:13:24

Bessler fancies his chances this time round. Marv just you keep out of it this time!

 

Marve  
22/06/2010 20:01:31
Hope you don't drop down as far as my weight Podge, I would hate to have to give you a pasting.
Griffster  
22/06/2010 13:08:30
Word on the street is that Podge is fighting above his limit when he takes on Audrey and is having to drop a weight.
Tim Griff  
21/06/2010 22:03:33
Audrey... you going to Glastonbury this week or what?!
Podge  
20/06/2010 22:35:18
Watch this space....
Bezler  
16/06/2010 10:35:55

They say never go back Podge so a different location is needed.

The Globe sounds good to me as long as they have enough toilets for Gary!!!

Marve  
15/06/2010 19:30:10
fucking Bastards!
Tim Griff  
13/06/2010 18:28:44
I'm with Marv... If he's not quick enough to get away from a bull that's already been injured and drugged before being dropped into an unfamiliar environment, then he deserves a good shoeing!
Marve  
13/06/2010 15:34:54
serves the fucker right.
Podge  
13/06/2010 13:31:17
Click for more info How about Pamplona?
Gary Nic  
12/06/2010 12:12:15
Toilet provision at Tafarn Sinc V good. A bit unsure about the globe
Martyn Bo  
11/06/2010 14:44:20

what about the tafarn zinc and the globe, I could get a pass if the stag was there

Bezler  
11/06/2010 10:20:01
Yes congratulations Gary and Nerys.
Podge  
10/06/2010 22:41:01
congratulations Gary, when and where's the staaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggg?
Richy Morris  
10/06/2010 21:54:07
put me down then rob, arnt i due a free trip now?!
Bezler  
09/06/2010 12:28:57
I love the Ospreys
Rob Nic  
09/06/2010 11:37:28
I have booked and paid.I have vaccancies as everybody hasn't given me their deposit.
Horse  
09/06/2010 11:14:21
robbie, i thought you said you'd already booked the place?
Rob Nic  
09/06/2010 09:18:58
Can I have it Here then please.Here.
Podge  
08/06/2010 22:27:41
the deposit
Rob Nic  
07/06/2010 19:33:17
What is?
Podge  
07/06/2010 17:40:20
Here Here
Martyn Bo  
07/06/2010 08:58:15
congrats plumby and emma, great do saturday night, cheers
Tim Griff  
03/06/2010 22:33:52
Oh that's it... wasn't it your birthday on Tuesday Horse?!
Tim Griff  
03/06/2010 22:33:13

I'm sure there's something going on this week... something that's been in the pipeline for a while, that I really should remember.  Hmmm, any ideas people?!

Horse  
03/06/2010 18:09:46
Dam you griffiths, i'm begining to know how Cow feels...though the new white water centre in cardiff is bloody good!
Tim Griff  
02/06/2010 23:04:04
5 surfs, 4 days... good times!
Plumby  
02/06/2010 15:19:08
I called in to the weatherspoons on Monday to see if they had my shirt. They asked if it was left near the wet thong.

I reluctantly confirmed it was.
Griffster  
01/06/2010 10:41:25
Bus trip my arse!  I really hope that paint is oil based.
Plumby  
31/05/2010 17:02:19
Click for more info There are way too many new years eve, birthday and carnival parties to guarantee this...
Tim Griff  
31/05/2010 12:48:31
Great bus trip last night...
Tim Griff  
29/05/2010 12:33:55
I'm in Plumby (not married)
Podge  
28/05/2010 18:14:48
Plumby, would love to come, can't say for definite yet, got to beg for permission off the wife, that's the kind of thing that happens when your married.
Plumby  
28/05/2010 11:46:11

Hear ye, hear ye.

For those not content with Audreys house party, there is a 'fun bus' (local stag) cruising the taverns of North Pembs on Sunday. Bus will be leaving Haverfordwest on Sunday afternoon. Those interested will have the pleasure of the male contingent of the James family.

Please let me know if you're coming.
Bezler  
27/05/2010 18:37:54

All very good sugestions!!!

 

Martyn Bo  
27/05/2010 14:18:52
or doing a number two in the chocolate ice cream, if you did it in the vanilla it would be a bit too noticable
Podge  
27/05/2010 13:03:23
Morris don't forget pissing in your lawnmower tank or urinating over your other guests from an upstairs window..... just some suggestions
Plumby  
26/05/2010 21:57:33
Audrey, is the paint in the living room oil or water based?
Audrey  
26/05/2010 21:40:04

dressing up bez come on mun 80s films? crying game? you must have it on video? or any 80s western film like Brokenback mountain!

or Philadelphia! or some pop groups like erasure,bronskibeat or soft cell?morris will join you? morris any trouble from you and i"ll rip your off paisley pants. and then you"ll have none!!! tim g dere draw am yn neu dau cwrw odi chi moen?

Richy Morris  
26/05/2010 07:27:12

Now, if Aubrey was invited to your place for an evening piss up, do you all think that he would piss in your hot water tank, block your cistern  or put potatoes in your kettle?!

its an interesting thought.

Bezler  
25/05/2010 21:49:34

How many taking tents to the party ??

Is everyone dressing up ??

Tim Griff  
25/05/2010 17:58:23
Audrey... my invitation for the birthday shananigans on saturday seems to have been overklooked.  Any thoughts?
Plumby  
25/05/2010 09:27:11
Audrey, do we need to bring toilet role for the porta-loos on Saturday?

The toilets can get very messy in these kind of events.
Plumby  
20/05/2010 23:40:54
Marvs the one in the photo you plank. The guy is some Bristolian who was out there.
Audrey  
20/05/2010 23:25:29
plumb who's the guy having a wank in the corner?not marv is it?
Plumby  
18/05/2010 23:30:31
Click for more info Manoeuvres
Plumby  
18/05/2010 09:56:20
Cheese stayed one end of the pool, I stayed at the other. There was no problem. The Red was a bit more aggressive and there was a lot of ro-sham-bo'ing. I lost every time.
Kev  
16/05/2010 20:13:00
the handover, wales' gay touch rugby side!!!!!
Griffster  
16/05/2010 17:52:42
What happened with you and the cheese?
Plumby  
15/05/2010 22:15:24
Home and alive! Mega trip. Mega wine.

More snaps on Facebook
Audrey  
14/05/2010 22:06:59

can't fliping log on 2 face book!!! just started working in swansea whats the attraction!

 

Higgy  
09/05/2010 21:56:38
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3834080&id=27039888093#!/album.php?aid=167960&id=27039888093&page=6 Can anyone give me a clue as to why I thought it was a good idea to stop working in Swansea?
Podge  
06/05/2010 19:08:59
7 or nothing!
Bezler  
06/05/2010 17:45:14
Yn y dechreuad yr oedd y gair a Duw oedd y gair!!!
Plumby  
06/05/2010 16:09:10
For the next week, Marve, Tim and me will be somwhere along

this line.

Griffster  
06/05/2010 13:49:20
Bez mun, christ sake mun,  too much detail mun.  vets game on sat, fancy 8 Podge?
Podge  
06/05/2010 10:35:54
Sorry Bez, I know it must be painful for you but you have to laugh...
Richy Morris  
06/05/2010 08:28:24
looks like you may have left yourself 'wide open' there bez!
Audrey  
05/05/2010 22:39:04
not if you vote vote for the c**t bez!
Martyn Bo  
05/05/2010 14:19:42
i can hear a lubricant joke coming
Bezler  
05/05/2010 12:59:47

Nick Ainger to lose his seat then ???

Which way we all voting.

Plaid i think but im a bit torn this time

 

Martyn Bo  
04/05/2010 15:46:09
don't worry you've got plenty of hair
Plumby  
04/05/2010 10:47:57
Yeah, taking in a cheeky 5 miler. I dont want to end up like Gary\Griff.
Martyn Bo  
04/05/2010 10:42:08
Plumby, was that you out running yesterday afternoon?
Plumby  
29/04/2010 20:27:03
doo do, dodo da doo do, doo do
Horse  
29/04/2010 16:33:27
!!detsaw saw i gniht txen 'DRATER' gniknird saw i nim eno ,deneppah wonk t'nod I 
Plumby  
29/04/2010 15:35:29
Every time I move some sand drops on my desk.
Griffster  
29/04/2010 13:41:36
Has anyone ever seen a backwards talking horse? I have and it aint pretty.     (anyone got any DJ decks I can fall into).
Martyn Bo  
26/04/2010 16:55:35
The girlfriends of the stag weekenders seemed to be having a good time in the club on saturday night, talking to the narberth and builth rugby players
Plumby  
22/04/2010 09:37:45
Looks as though we are off to Biarritz! RyanAir are running a full schedule now.

Elsewhere in the news: The Mighty Athletic are playing whitland tonight in the semi final of the Pembrokeshire cup. kick off 7:15 in whitland.
Audrey  
18/04/2010 07:54:08
what are you trying to say bezzler !!!     And are scarlets playing in the west wales tyre leauge next year?                                       
Bezler  
14/04/2010 11:06:21

Dont lie for the rest of your life!!

Plumby  
14/04/2010 09:30:33
wise words. wise words.
Rob Nic  
13/04/2010 09:38:10
Change your pants
Podge  
12/04/2010 23:15:55
I can now see what a massive influence he had on your rugby and drinking career
Plumby  
12/04/2010 22:56:58
Rob Nich, if you could teach a 17 year old Richy Morris one thing, what would it be?
Richy Morris  
12/04/2010 20:48:34

Ah Jack Dudley - On my 1st senior game for St Davids at the tender age of 17 I ended up in his round, was in to bed by 7:45pm prior to which he apparently lifted my head off a table in the club saying 'here endeth the first lesson'!

Also, I witnessed that man drink 3 & 1/2 pints from a jug and neck the lot in 9.6 seconds without spilling a drop. Animal.

Podge  
11/04/2010 15:02:32
Morris, I spent saturday evening in St Davids Rugby Club watching Jack Dudley "teach" a youth team from Newcastle every drinking game and trick that I've ever seen and some I hadn't before! very messy
Stevie Bo  
11/04/2010 09:58:20
Just come off the local website, "Pembs wife swap" interesting info. been bandied about!!
Any inside knowledge?
Griffster  
09/04/2010 16:34:35
Gary had a big 5 stiches, it's ok though they did'nt have to cut any of his hair as they were on top of his head.  Marve FRIED CHICKEN instead of bread, the colonel is a god!
Kev  
08/04/2010 21:55:36
Click for more info It wasn't me - don't mention it to shads tomz night!!
Marve  
08/04/2010 19:49:47

Hey Griffster.

Have you heard? There is a new KFC bacon and cheese sandwich that uses fried chicken instead of bread?

Podge  
08/04/2010 17:40:58
Plumby, SG-A's only, we're not on the list.
Martyn Bo  
08/04/2010 10:01:07
how many stitches gary?
Stevie Bo  
04/04/2010 01:13:07
has ged been behaving? or has the ring been set up in the Kirk?
Marve  
03/04/2010 12:49:17
That isn't two words Plumby.
Plumby  
02/04/2010 09:32:19
two words - Bezler + Gary-Snich
Simon Davies  
01/04/2010 22:31:31
plumby were you one of those twats shouting out rhody rhody rhody oi oi oi last week in the torch????????.
Plumby  
31/03/2010 13:32:56
Les, a free pint at your local...
Bezler  
30/03/2010 20:22:46

If anyone wants to join us Friday for the Ospreys v Scarlets match.

We are leaving Carmarthen station at 2.31pm . 7.05pm Kick Off

Myself and Wayne are meeting there. Kev is coming from Clunderwen and we are meeting Les there. Marv may be be coming as well.

Cheapest tickets £18. Plenty left for anyone who wants to purchase them on the day. Plenty of trains going home west after match.

 

Bezler  
30/03/2010 20:10:41
Rhod Gilbert is "racs y dre" and wouldnt know an emyn if it hit him in the face
Plumby  
29/03/2010 21:49:42
I think he saw Bezlers steaming red bonce and thought he'd better swerve the rest of his Welshy gags.
Richy Morris  
29/03/2010 21:22:17
Did Rhod Gilbert mention what his favourite emyn was Plumby?!
Plumby  
26/03/2010 20:40:15
Rhod Gilbert was awesome last night. My lasting memory will be Bezlers face when he Rhod starting having a go at the Western Mail.
Martyn Bo  
25/03/2010 10:47:22

can someone text or email me kenny's mobile number, i've added my contact info on the contact page.

I'm not available saturday my ribs are too sore after tuesday night, or does someone else want to tell him for me?  please

Martyn Bo  
24/03/2010 16:04:36

Yes Podge, Bernie was heard to exclaim "that's my boy" 

Plumby, please change my age from the match report, everyone knows I am 32

Plumby  
24/03/2010 15:44:11
Athletic were victorious in the pembs cup quarters last night...
Podge  
24/03/2010 14:03:59
Martyn my particular favourite performance was on stage in the old Soccer Club when he delivered the immortal line "whip me harder you BL***K Bi***"
Podge  
24/03/2010 13:59:02
Bezler, thank you I expected it may be something like this! Geoff Gilrhyd the most talented welshman ever! he's kept that quiet
Bezler  
24/03/2010 13:28:59

The  Sara tune doesnt include the chorus bit of "Arglwydd dyma fi" etc

Dont worry Podge you have heard both versions theres no doubt about that. They are both more chapel hymns and although im Church of  Wales i  do prefer Chapel.

I  will never forget Paul Bowns face when my grandmother asked him in welsh what denomination he was and he wasnt sure what the word ment.

Pa enwad wyt ti ?? ( Morris is still laughing about this)

Martin you have been very lucky to have met one of the most talented welshmen ever and hes one of my all time idols ( bigger than P.B)

Such a great loss that Ryan  died so young

 

 

Martyn Bo  
24/03/2010 12:04:49
Podge, number one son has been on the stage many times but not with Ryan
Martyn Bo  
24/03/2010 09:25:07
that's him, he told us about the time he lost the sight in one of his eyes when a thorn went in one while he was thrashing a hedge he said and I quote "this is where i lost my eye, still haven't found it ha ha ha"
Richy Morris  
24/03/2010 08:01:30

Is that the same famous 'Geoff Gilrhyd' with the 'mini pick up'?!

I think Aubrey had a marvellous time in the back of it if it is!

Podge  
23/03/2010 21:24:42
Oh and Diane asked Geoff Gilrhyd in the post office this morning and he thought it was Steven that had gone on stage!
Podge  
23/03/2010 21:15:07
Bezler, I might be showing my heathen ignorance here or it it could be a Capel v la di dah Church of Wales thing.... but aren't Gwahoddiad and your "sara" one of the same?????
Marve  
23/03/2010 17:23:04

I apologise Mart. I just spoke to Geoff Glanrhyd and he confirmed that you were indeed on the stage at the same time as Ryan Davies.

I'm putting a vote in for Rhyd Y Groes

Richy Morris  
23/03/2010 13:44:08

And then on your stag Marrrrrrrrrt you got picked out of the crowd in The Church and got to neck a can of beer as your prize!

What would happen if you got caught up in the X Factor auditions?!

Cracking Brownie, fair play, cracking!!

Bezler  
23/03/2010 11:58:16

Its certainly worth considering Podge but im still going for Sara.

 

Rob Nic  
23/03/2010 10:54:12
Mae d'eisiau di bob awr.
Martyn Bo  
23/03/2010 09:13:37
yes I have Marve, just ask Geoff Gilrhyd
Cow  
22/03/2010 22:58:51
I've just thought of another one - Alcohol and Rain by Here be Dragons.  A classic.
Cow  
22/03/2010 22:53:46

Cheers Plumby, good spot!!  Was not a bad place to be when the teams ran out and for the anthems. 

Some very good suggestions here.  I would add Eli Jenkin's Prayer to the list.  We'll have to sing through a few of these at our first rehearsal. 

Also, not a great melody but I always thought this one had a certain chalm:

"If I had the wings of a sparrow, If I had the legs of a crow

I'd fly over Whitland tomorrow and **** on the B*****ds below." 

We could add a few more verses....Plumby, over to you.

Podge  
22/03/2010 22:29:42
Bezzler have a listen to this link and see if I can change your mind...... hell of a spot Plumby
Marve  
22/03/2010 21:46:21

That last comment was actually a quote from Bezzler but I pressed the wrong button.

 

Marve  
22/03/2010 21:45:27
Martin Bowen has never been on stage with Ryan Davies. He's a friggin liar.
Plumby  
22/03/2010 21:03:14
Click for more info SnS gold. see who can spot browns stupid hair style peeking over a shoulder.
Bezler  
22/03/2010 20:37:36

Mi glywaf  dyner lais ( Sara)

Had a great sing song in the Angel Saturday with Brownys choir and the other choir from Bethesda North Wales that sung pre match in the stadium before the Italy match and we had an awesome sing song.

Some of the Bethesda choir were awesome singers and pleased the watching Les so much.

So much that he went to watch the Scotland game on Tv.

 

 

Podge  
22/03/2010 20:27:42
"pori mae yr asyn" but we'd have to enlist Clive Pant y Menyn's services
Kev  
22/03/2010 18:43:27
Milgi milgi.... only a dance version what do you think Les, blastin!!
Podge  
22/03/2010 12:49:07
Bezler, which is your favourite - " Mi Glywaf Dyner Lais ( Sara), "Rwyn gweld o bell dydd yn dod or Gwahoddiad?
Martyn Bo  
22/03/2010 09:20:27
moorrriiiis, i thought about "mynd drot drot ar y gaseg wen" but plumped for Ryan and Ronnie 'cos i was on stage with Ryan once in the Swansea Grand, Ysgol Sul Pisgah Trip, i think it was Aladdin, i was picked out of the crowd to go up, got a bag of sweets for my trouble
Richy Morris  
22/03/2010 08:33:27

Marrrt!! 

I think your 'welais Jac a dor' is up there too. To pick a favourite emyn is proving more difficult than first thought - great topic Bez!

Podge  
21/03/2010 22:13:19
Martyn, a classic! but I only know the Andrew and Jenny from Abergavenny version
Marve  
21/03/2010 19:16:43
Cheers podge I'll pop up to the post office in Llandissilio to get some stamps, then send that right to you.
Podge  
21/03/2010 15:29:44
PO Box 21 BBC Television Centre London W12 7RJ
Martyn Bo  
21/03/2010 15:08:08
What about Blodwen a Mary o Abertillery by Ryan a Ronnie?
Marve  
21/03/2010 14:42:03

Hey Podge, could you send me your address please as I don't know where to send the postcard

Bezler  
20/03/2010 13:04:32

Good idea Podge. Yes Gwahoddiad is up there but

Rwyn gweld o bell dydd yn dod is a good one.

Signature tune for a choir will have to think on that one.

Looking foward to seeing Browny sing Italia Italia great anthem great intro.

Chirp chipry good song!!!

Podge  
19/03/2010 22:48:32
Watching Sport Relief has given me an idea, why don't we start a JNT choir?!?! Just think with voices like Marve's and Cow's and Bezzler as the Musical Director we could do it!! please send your suggestions for a signature song on a postcard or on here
Marve  
19/03/2010 18:19:24

I quite like "living doll" but Bezzler said no cliffs.

 

I don't know what your problem is with him Bezzler......he's got a cracking voice!

Podge  
19/03/2010 17:32:16
I dunno about you Richy but my other favourite is "Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep"................groundhog day!!!
Plumby  
19/03/2010 15:30:49
You should hear Marve and co's 'smack my bitch up'. It has a rare outing with the Whitland Male Voice.
Richy Morris  
19/03/2010 15:03:28

I think your version of 'Where's ya mama gone' has got to be up there Podge!

Podge  
18/03/2010 21:19:15
I dunno about you Bez but my favourite is "Gwahoddiad"
Marve  
18/03/2010 18:03:28
Then why don't you sing it in future instead of Calon lan 15 times a night?
Bezler  
18/03/2010 12:12:07

No forests, No snow, No Cliffs, must be a mid season break

Marv whats your favourite Hymn ??

Mines " Mi Glywaf Dyner Lais ( Sara)

Bezler  
15/03/2010 14:48:51
Real Radio phone me now Simon !!!
Simon Davies  
12/03/2010 13:24:33

Didn"t hear you bezler ask a question last night on the real radio special on glamorgan cricket and only 2 days before Wales play the paddies!!!!!!!!!

Podge  
12/03/2010 10:42:20
Classic!
Podge  
11/03/2010 19:34:46
Barons... I'm in, Simon?
Marve  
11/03/2010 19:14:14
Can we go to Barons afterwards?
Martyn Bo  
11/03/2010 14:37:27
sorry Bez cant make it, sticking pins in my eyes instead
Bezler  
11/03/2010 12:25:14

Ospreys v Scarlets ( at the Libertry)  Good Friday 7.05pm Kick Off

Tickets available from Monday 0871 871 8088

£18  £22 or £25

Myself Wayne and Les are making the journey so far

 

Plumby  
09/03/2010 22:23:35
strange Aub's, you had them shut most of the match.
Audrey  
09/03/2010 21:43:53
cwmllinfellccch is'nt that the 1st ? plumb? no way you'll never make it.!!!  mart my eyes hurt 2 strange that !
Plumby  
09/03/2010 16:18:34
You'll be fine by Friday :) - Cwymllynfell home. KO 7:15.
Martyn Bo  
09/03/2010 09:28:40

owwwwwwww

hurts to blink, nearly walking upright now

Plumby  
08/03/2010 16:06:32
How you feeling Mart?

Hero.
Podge  
06/03/2010 18:22:16
about blydi time! www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7376242/Scientists-discover-way-to-make-alcohol-with-less-severe-hangovers.html
Bezler  
06/03/2010 12:52:54

Robbie's magic never misses an open goal fare play.

You worried about Podge Griff ??

Jase  
06/03/2010 12:28:45

You boy have no hope of seeing podge for a wile I’ve been stuck in the shit hole called whitland for 6 years.

Plumby  
06/03/2010 12:27:01
coastguards have reported a man in a kayak has been spotted off the coast of Bilbao. He was seen gnawing on the carcass of a dead whale whilst masturbating furiously.
Griffster  
06/03/2010 10:33:01
Podge, Podge where for art thou  Podge?
Marve  
05/03/2010 19:58:03

Not only was it a poor pun Rob, but in 3 weeks Bezzlers going to return it with a witty off the cuff comeback, and make you look like a fool.

 

Still no sign of Podge boys?

Audrey  
04/03/2010 22:08:00
fucking hell copper ur up early mun! fancy a game for the seconds?same deal as bows!!!!!
Rob Nic  
04/03/2010 20:22:24
lame I know but when there's an open goal...... Your effort on facebook was, however, class. You'll have to explain it to Les though "Droit de seigneur"
Plumby  
04/03/2010 19:48:09
Rob, my old maths teaching phoned, he wants his 'im trying' pun back.
Rob Nic  
04/03/2010 14:06:44
Very trying.
Bezler  
04/03/2010 13:25:29
Sorry Eric and Ernie but im f---- trying mun!!!!
Richy Morris  
04/03/2010 07:48:00
Some people are beyond comedy advice Marve!
Marve  
03/03/2010 17:19:22

Good comment Bez.

Would have had more effect if you hadn't written it two and a half weeks after the event.

Morris, have a word with him about comedy timing will you.

Bezler  
03/03/2010 13:32:18

Sorry Andy but there is no breakfast for you here ( that sounds familiar)

Cardiif West are making your breakfast

Rob Nic  
03/03/2010 11:44:25

Mart, you've played long enough with this hooker to know it doesn't matter.

Martyn Bo  
03/03/2010 11:00:50

what are the line out calls?  just had the call from Hodge.

Richy Morris  
03/03/2010 07:31:53
Aubrey mun, you mun must mun like mun the word mun mun!!
Audrey  
02/03/2010 21:25:29

bows mun giggs is back for wales mun come on mun i'll pick you up for all the games and drop you off and pay for all the lap dancing on the away games?!!

Bezler  
02/03/2010 14:32:32
Best wishes to Peter, strange that himself and the boy Ramsey had similar injuries on the same day
Martyn Bo  
02/03/2010 09:41:01
buenos dias from Argentina, I am on holiday here until the end of the season, all the best
Marve  
01/03/2010 22:42:12

Important message for Mart Bo:

Either polish your boots or unplug your telephone, they are coming to get you.

Plumby  
28/02/2010 13:17:42
UPDATE: Pete is now out of hospital and has a load of metal in his leg.

Tough times for the Athletic, Peter Roderway in particular...
Audrey  
26/02/2010 21:29:13
les where's your lovely gold necklace gone?
Martyn Bo  
26/02/2010 14:27:07

les, you should have pulled the quilt up higher to hide you man boobs

Griffster  
26/02/2010 13:50:07

Has anyone seen Podge since his trip from Whitland to Laugharne? Maybe he has been watching too much Coronation street.

Plumby  
26/02/2010 10:54:32
Click for more info For those of you who missed this Facebook gold...
Griffster  
25/02/2010 13:53:50
Do they have them in your hair colour Bez?
Plumby  
24/02/2010 16:23:23
The Mighty Athletic are in action at home tonight. They face Newport (Pembs i hope) in the Pembrokeshire cup. Kick off 7:15. Bring a bottle.

They didn't turn up!
Audrey  
23/02/2010 21:39:52
what happend 2 podge? think he ended up on a beach in devon?anyone got a photo? similar ski cross course in the olympics as vebier boys!!!!!!!!! weight always wins!!
Bezler  
23/02/2010 14:56:38
Apparently im going to look like a monk from Caldey so i would consider a Jimmy White / Austin Healey type hair implant!!!
Marve  
22/02/2010 17:59:10

Where are you getting them Bez.

Please don't say Cardiff.

Cow  
21/02/2010 23:24:14
How was brechfa today? Gutted not to be able to come. Bringing the bike next time.
Higgy  
21/02/2010 20:29:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLTaY5LFvI0
Higgy  
21/02/2010 20:14:55
Who is heading out to Dublin?
Plumby  
21/02/2010 11:52:07
Has anyone heard from Podge in the last 24 hours? Did he make it?
Bezler  
19/02/2010 15:16:58

Did Garys walls dry out ??

Plumby  
18/02/2010 11:09:20
Last time i did that i scraped the bottom out off this crappy old fibreglass canoe i borrowed and sank it. We then got rescued by this yank who happened to be tracing his ancestors home in the middle of a field, he drove us to St Clears. Its a fair old distance from Whitland to Laugharne Podge.
Podge  
18/02/2010 08:27:00
Anyone fancy a paddle first thing Saturday morning? going from equatorial Whitland to the dark heart of Laugharne? (and passing through the ancient city of Llanddowror)
Griffster  
16/02/2010 13:11:10
When there's a bone cruching tackle on Bohata you know it's a good game. 
Horse  
15/02/2010 21:54:08
Griff, i've a feeling you'd of enjoyed this game, especially the turning point!!
Plumby  
14/02/2010 17:28:42
Click for more info Jakey and me in the local woods today. It was pretty dried out under the trees.
Kev  
13/02/2010 21:52:36
Has seen a photo of Audrey in the narb and whit ob of him and is sons in a five a side team and ponders 2 questions 1. how old is that t-shirt and 2 how does he manage to throw the ball straight to his players!
Audrey  
12/02/2010 22:47:47

bez u looking forward 2 ur stag do 2?

 

Plumby  
12/02/2010 16:32:18
Its cost you so much more than money Bez.

Hear ye, hear ye

The Mighty Athletic are playing at home tonight. Latest reports from Hodge suggest its Waunarlwydd.
Martyn Bo  
12/02/2010 15:50:06

hopefully the pies will be defrosted next time 

Bezler  
12/02/2010 15:41:00

Believe it or not that shirt cost quite a bit and im going to get  my monies worth out of it.

Watched Invictus last night good film worth watching. No dyfodol thank God.

Plumby  
12/02/2010 11:11:21
Yes, that would explain the shirt in Bo's wedding. Despite its 17 years, its still baby shit yellow.

Marve, I think we should put a stop to this culture of adding fabricated quotes on SnS. Though I appreciate the one just added is genuine.
Martyn Bo  
12/02/2010 09:22:50
So that's why you dress the way you do Bez?
Bezler  
12/02/2010 00:33:14
I dont mind what colour  Gary paints his walls im colour blind
Marve  
11/02/2010 21:49:44

Plumby I have to say after watching that clip I have to eat my words. That was like so awesome dude. Is that bloke in the orange coat you?

Brown, I am guessing you didn't get my e-mail about our next commitee meeting for Plumbs stag then, as the sentence "massive dildo up his ginger arsehole" was used fairly extensively. As was the sentence, "Steve Plumb can get hold of some industrial solvent at a great price if you buy it in bulk".

Audrey  
11/02/2010 20:32:54

robert u pedo. I thought ur kids went 2 llandissilio? or most of them!!

i smell piss? is some golden favorite chosen one 40 ?

Plumby  
11/02/2010 19:23:57
hahaha, good banter Podge!
Podge  
11/02/2010 18:26:27
Magnolia?....Peach?...... sounds like registration at Narberth Primary School!
Horse  
11/02/2010 15:19:58
richie, text me a valid email address accross
Horse  
11/02/2010 14:58:31
Hmmmm.  You say the paint is peach eh.....almost tempting.........
Tim Griff  
11/02/2010 14:28:16

I'd rather boil my head than watch paint dry... I'm stripping wallpaper this weekend if anyone's feeling a little bit mad!

 

I'm killing time in Singapore airport...

Horse  
11/02/2010 12:15:10

1st time i watched solo it blew me away, i just tried to watch the trailer and turned it after 10 seconds......marv, is tere still room to watch the paint dry?

Plumby  
11/02/2010 10:05:19
check this trailer out for Solo before for you scoff.
Martyn Bo  
11/02/2010 10:00:48
Marve, what colour? Magnolia - no, Peach- count me in
Cow  
10/02/2010 22:30:51
Marv, how come you know so much about jaap stam? Fun police in work have still banned SnS so this is a rare entry by phone. I'm with the culture vultures...wall watching.
Audrey  
10/02/2010 20:57:47
what kind of cinema u boys going 2 ? sounds like a lot of solo? i think i'll help gary watch his wall dry!
Marve  
10/02/2010 18:41:01

Don't know if anyone is interested, but Gary Nich is planning on painting a wall in his new house on the 20th. I think I might go around there and watch it dry.

Let me know if you fancy it as soon as possible.

Horse  
10/02/2010 15:38:17
yeah 'Solo', a heavy hit!!  any more for any more? one left.....
Plumby  
10/02/2010 13:43:04
I've seen a few of these (Solo - fuckin hell) they're all good, plus the ones I ain't seen sound interesting. I'm in.
Jase  
10/02/2010 12:11:20
ye one please
Horse  
10/02/2010 11:44:28
aieeeeeeeeeeeee
Horse  
10/02/2010 11:43:41

I mentioned this a while back but here's a list of the films on show in Mwldan on the 20th.  I've got 3 spare,  Jase and Plumby can you confirm you want one?

Plumby  
10/02/2010 09:11:46
Take your bike up to London and grab cow and smiler, they can show you the north downs loops. Well worth a look.

Two words: Folly flapjack.
Horse  
10/02/2010 09:04:27
you wont be seeing me out west till the 20th for the film festival in Mwldan, then with any luck a blast round brechfa (its meant to be quite good there you know) before heading back up to somerset.  I'm up in the Brum next weekend then up back to somerset for 2 days then up to london for 3, then back out west for the film then back to somerset.....holy moly.....
Jase  
09/02/2010 21:21:40
or try brechfa. raven car park now have a cafe that will be open on a sat and sunday to start with.
Audrey  
09/02/2010 21:06:38
? pining for a forest horse ?  then come 2 centre parks next week!! just down the road mun!
Horse  
09/02/2010 09:51:22
I feel like a dead parrot pining for the fiords...........
Richy Morris  
07/02/2010 12:02:07
Christ, you need to cut down on the burgers and pies Tim!
Tim Griff  
06/02/2010 12:44:27
Click for more info ... wasn't a happy ending!
Tim Griff  
06/02/2010 12:43:10
Click for more info Found some swell in South WA...
Kev  
05/02/2010 20:58:36
Click for more info That shirt goes well with a pumpkin type colour bez!
Marve  
05/02/2010 20:02:35

Yes cheers Bez.

I am assuming you don't mind if I piss your housemates off now that you live with Les.

P.s. Have you got any sick buckets or should I bring my own?

P.p.s. Turn the gas off at the mains on saturday afternoon.

P.p.p.s. I mean a week saturday not tomorrow, otherwise Les won't be able to cook his belly pork.

Plumby  
05/02/2010 15:55:51
Marve, stay with Dan. I think he parks up on Cathedral road these days.
Bezler  
05/02/2010 15:20:30

Very funny Marve.

You sent Les a message do you need accomodation week Saturday ???

Im out in Cardiff going to match etc. Lewis is coming over and staying.

Let me know if you want to meet up etc  Cheers

 

Jase  
05/02/2010 11:16:11
Entertainment night at the club Adam Night ,Hypnotist. Saturday 20th feb, 8.30 start. £5 a ticket.
Podge  
04/02/2010 22:07:35
5. Splitting helmets (i.e. those on your head)
Marve  
04/02/2010 21:53:38
4.Spewing like fuck.
Griffster  
04/02/2010 14:05:38
Podge how have you got time to write to write on here? there are only 3 things you should be doing. 1 drinking. 2 skiing. 3 (a very distant 3rd) sleeping.
Bezler  
03/02/2010 14:19:18
How much of the £1,000 is left to spend Podge??
Podge  
02/02/2010 22:58:56
Does Aubrey Simon also know Alan Shearer?
Bezler  
02/02/2010 20:46:24

That shirt is 17 yeas old

Plumby  
02/02/2010 20:05:25
nothing says 'i wish you both a lifetime of happiness' quite like a baby sick coloured shirt.
Kev  
02/02/2010 18:51:57
Click for more info DITTO
Kev  
02/02/2010 18:49:15
Click for more info INEVATABLE!!!!!!
Marve  
02/02/2010 17:51:56

Denver must be a big drinker if a pint of Welsh bitter at a time isn't enough for him Bezzler.

I will wait to hear from more reliable sources about whether there was foot stomping. And I will be very dissapointed if there are no pictures of you standing on a table singing.

Griffster  
02/02/2010 17:14:26

Who's this guy Aubrey Simon?  must be a  Funny looking bloke with a big head and a short fuse.

Bezler  
02/02/2010 14:50:27

Morris is like Tony Blair they both believe there own lies !!!

Great to see Denver ( drinking larger welsh bitter is shit not like Yorshire)

Did you honestly think that anyone could make as bad  speech as Aubrey Simon ???!!!!

Great wedding and no leg stomping Marve you will be pleased to know or maybe there was mmmmm

Marve  
01/02/2010 21:39:11

Morris. In a suit? By the library? Hmmmmmm!

 

Don't really know what my point is to be honest.

Richy Morris  
01/02/2010 20:26:15

Maaaarrrrrrrt!

Yes, I have seen your brother too.  Shouted hello to him once walking past the library but he carried on by listening to his i-pod!

Simon Davies  
01/02/2010 19:17:54

great nite sat nite,any photos of people sleeping???.talking to garree denver on sat, he wants to join s&s boys.could someone pass on info to plumby sometime?

knockout speech shads!!

Martyn Bo  
01/02/2010 09:24:24
Morrriiiiissss, were you walking past the big library in Birmingham the other day in a suit, my brother reckons he saw you?
Audrey  
29/01/2010 23:08:36
nice to be above you ,you bully !!shads will be 2 busy eating ,keeping his weight up to do a fuck up like me! copper come on mun? other wise i'll have 2 change my clothes everyday?
Simon Davies  
29/01/2010 20:38:32

wot were the odds on shads doing a pen sgwar type of  best man speech today!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have a good time boys....and remember wot happens on tour stays on tour.

Richy Morris  
29/01/2010 09:23:45
Bon neige boys!  Quite jealous actually as Verbier is a gorgeous part of Belgium.
Kev  
29/01/2010 08:00:34

pedantique jase

Audrey  
29/01/2010 00:44:43
plum get out of the photo!!! or were u checking we had a lift  pass!!!
Marve  
28/01/2010 22:04:39
Have you been reading "Internet for Dummies" Jase?
Jase  
28/01/2010 21:01:10
This is the world wide web right!? Thought so.
Kev  
28/01/2010 20:10:32
wishes the wankers a great skiing holiday!
Horse  
28/01/2010 11:05:51
Click for more info

I'd just like to make a couple of comments on what Podge said...

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  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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and finally

  • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Other than that i'm the same an robbie, i'd actually pretty much forgoten anout it untill you brought it up!!!

oh and just to set this years benchmark i've attached a pic of what Verbier has to beat.....!

 

Plumby, can you resize the pic for me please

Rob Nic  
28/01/2010 09:16:20

No. Not really. Haven't thought about it much.

Podge  
27/01/2010 23:32:15
Jamie, was that really wise? Anyone else excited? packed and ready to go here!
Horse  
27/01/2010 13:56:33
Click for more info NICE!
Bezler  
26/01/2010 23:44:32

Michael was dick head from Middlesborough who was part of Robs skiing group.

He stayed in the hostel and was a total tawt.. Ged told him so!!!

Plumby  
26/01/2010 22:03:44
Yeah, but you could eat your dinner of my lower bowels.
Audrey  
26/01/2010 21:51:11
looks like plums allready tried it ? ginger hair!
Kev  
26/01/2010 21:46:43
be safe podge - peer pressure is a terrible thing
Marve  
26/01/2010 19:58:25
Just to clarify before I get any smart alec comments, It is for Plumby not me.
Marve  
26/01/2010 19:54:46
Click for more info

Do you think i can get this equipment to biarritz in my hand luggage Plumby.

Rob Nic  
26/01/2010 14:43:02
Not a clue. But he knows Alan Shearer
Podge  
26/01/2010 14:37:46
Who is Michael Aubrey?
Rob Nic  
26/01/2010 14:21:42
Bezzler .S&S gold
Horse  
26/01/2010 11:41:51
Click for more info

a picture of aubrey walking away from me as proud as punch in his new skiing helmet..........

How long before he comes back with a chin joke??

Bezler  
26/01/2010 11:33:37

I was fairly new to Narberth when i went to Tignes in 1998 with yourself Robbie, Ged,etc..

Little did i think i would need the assistance of my french teacher to sort my bag out ( not true by the way another Morris fabricated story) liitle did i think this trip would give me my nickname for life, little did i think i would share  with strangers in the hostel!!!!.

Did i learn yes, when going on a trip stick as close to a Nicholas and you will be staying in decent accomodation.( even if breakfast is late !!!

Edinburgh and  Cricket tour two prime examples.

It was Michael Aubrey and he knew Alan Shearer !!!.

 

"Theres no breakfast for you here Morris" ( said with Robbbies broadest grin)

 

 

Tim Griff  
26/01/2010 09:09:15
Yay
Plumby  
26/01/2010 09:04:52

Hear ye, hear ye

Plans for my 'away' stag. In Biarritz from Saturday April 24th to Wednesday 28th. Flights currently £45 return all in. Accommodation £100 approx.

Will need definite yay's or nay's this week before flights go up and so we can reserve the Villa.

Veg\ ornaments to go up my arse can be purchased on landing.
Plumby  
25/01/2010 22:11:23
Those were the glory days when i was pre-mortgage. I do appreciate however than if i were to come again, under Robbie's regime i would be classed a pleb.
Audrey  
25/01/2010 22:09:24
plebs only go once there not asked again?
Plumby  
25/01/2010 19:55:34
You can take some comfort Rob from the fact its only for one week a year you'll have to socialise with the plebs.
Plumby  
25/01/2010 19:53:14
//
Rob Nic  
24/01/2010 22:14:08
Morris,as I told you then.We couldn't afford two appartments of that quality.
Audrey  
24/01/2010 21:59:57

bez still keep in touch with your room mates in val disire!! michel if i recall! podge 5 franc notes that will be dead handy as lap dances are just that amount !! which i might let slip ?

Bezler  
24/01/2010 21:23:36

People have been critical of you for a while Robbie but i dont blame you for looking after No 1.

Richy Morris  
24/01/2010 20:27:45

No way are you staying in inferior accommodation Nicholas - I still remember Meribel 03 when you stayed in a 'palace' while me Aubrey and Kev stayed in a 'poubelle'!

 Remember Kev?!! 

Kev  
24/01/2010 18:54:28
You forgot the bath to put their skis in!!!!!! Still sensitive about that!
Plumby  
24/01/2010 15:56:29
They'll have:
  • Home cinema
  • The Times
  • Persian rugs
  • Leather sofas
Rob Nic  
24/01/2010 15:11:33
Sorry Podge no rebate. In fact because of the extra man ( not griff who's not up to skiing with the men yet) Chemical and myself have had to move to another Chalet just down the road. It's not as nice as yours. You'll have a telly, you'll have a mirror, you'll have carpets,you'll have chairs. We won't have any of that.
Plumby  
24/01/2010 13:38:59
Any surplus cash goes into an extra star for Robbie's accommodation. He's up to 5 star now.
Podge  
24/01/2010 11:58:29
Morris don't think that's going to be an issue, Aubrey told me yesterday that there's an additional member to the party and so to expect a rebate
Richy Morris  
24/01/2010 11:05:05
Podge, you will need more than £450 of Swiss Francs when Robbie starts to issue his hidden costs!
Stevie Bo  
24/01/2010 07:22:42
Click for more info Found a pic of the young boy prior to his debut!!
Kev  
23/01/2010 20:23:26
good on you diane - dr mac will have plenty of change in the kitty!!
Podge  
23/01/2010 13:20:46
Fair play to Diane for promptly ordering Aubrey's Swiss Francs, they are ready for collection Aubrey............. 700 worth in 5 franc notes.
Griffster  
23/01/2010 10:50:17
Click for more info Just been looking back at our snaps from Meribel.
Bezler  
22/01/2010 22:53:06

Hes a little devil,that Aubrey Mason!!!

Plumby  
22/01/2010 20:17:39
it's always funny until it's your turn!
Podge  
22/01/2010 20:08:52
I have to admit it was funny! thanks Aubrey for making us laugh....
Kev  
22/01/2010 18:37:18

True he is a cock but sorry that's brilliant

Podge  
22/01/2010 18:25:15
apparently he has texted the boys due to go on the ski trip to all change 1000 pounds worth of Swiss Francs at Diane's Post Office, the objective being to wind her up about how much beer money I will be spending whilst "enjoying" my holiday with the boys. Fortunately she knows him and her suspicions were raised when he came into the post office himself rather than sending one of his minions from the office as he usually does. I will be taking 450 pounds worth of Swiss Francs. I have explained to my wife that Aubrey has taken the additional 250 in case Wales lose the rugby and he has to pay Bill his winnings. Dylan Haydo was also in the shop at the time but Diane had the good sense to tell him not to mention the exceptionally large bet Aubrey has made to Leri in case she tells Rachel. Dylan knows how to keep a secret.
Horse  
22/01/2010 17:27:09
I tell you what, its suprising he's only had one hiding lately!!
Martyn Bo  
22/01/2010 14:37:00
Must be bad to be a COCK rather than a cock
Rob Nic  
22/01/2010 14:18:27
Tell the boys what he's done Rob
Podge  
22/01/2010 11:49:07
Aubrey your a COCK!!
Bezler  
20/01/2010 16:30:59

I remember that Bill phoned your mother Martin.

Its such a pity nobody here saw Albert play!!!

Martyn Bo  
20/01/2010 16:26:12
Bezzler ask Albert Jenkins he was at the party as well
Griffster  
20/01/2010 11:49:10

Did'nt take long to get a bite, eh Plumby.

Martyn Bo  
20/01/2010 09:10:07
Bill Mclaren rang my mother on her 50th birthday to wish her a happy birthday, and no it wasn't Morris
Bezler  
19/01/2010 16:57:19

The voice of rugby has died Bill Mclaren  86,

 

God bless him and thanks for all the memories

 

Podge i think Ritchie Rees is playibg well and im not too worried about Peel being out.

Plumby  
19/01/2010 16:54:40
Nice use of Bold there Jaime.

For those with little else to do this evening, the Mighty Narberth Athletic are travelling down to Milford to play their 1sts in a "Friendly". K.O 7:15.
Horse  
19/01/2010 15:29:34
BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Plumby  
19/01/2010 15:21:53
Maybe you should look into a 9 foot mountain bike then.
Griffster  
19/01/2010 13:28:16
Meyerhoffer 9'2" so for people just starting out surfing then? Anyone any good never looks at anything over 7'!
Martyn Bo  
19/01/2010 11:19:40
You mean Thomas Meyerhoffer? or Tom as I call him
Plumby  
19/01/2010 10:53:11
Click for more info Awesome, I'd love to have a go one one. For those not in the know, this is what Timmy's is on about (Meyerhoffer is the bloke who masterminded the recent evolution in board shape)...
Tim Griff  
19/01/2010 10:41:31
Photo on FB
Tim Griff  
19/01/2010 10:38:57

Didn't buy, hired it for a week - just incase we didn't get on!

9'2", new one was selling for $1350 about 790GBP.  This one was selling for $950 as is is ex-rental - in mint condition.  There was a comp down here sponsored by Meyerhoffer and they just left some boards, that's how they got hold of them.  Doubt I'll have another chance to get on one!

Took it out today, 2-3 but wedgey, still got some rides, loose if your on the tail but feels quite solid mid board.  Guy in the shop said it can be tricky to find the sweet spot but seemed ok to me.  Also said that you need to move around the board a lot and turn from the tail, so should be an interesting few weeks learning!

I'll keep you informed of the/any progression!

MSW is way out on predictions for this area too.  Trigg point was 3-4ft today and an eyeball on Mriver said 4-6, so not monster like it looks - big enough for me and Yvonne mind!

Later.x

Plumby  
19/01/2010 09:32:31
ahhh, sweet! what length did you get? how much they retailing for out there? did you buy to sell or hire? let me know how she goes. I was web-camming Margaret River last night... good luck with that.
Tim Griff  
19/01/2010 08:15:43

I'm only expecting 1 person to even acknowledge this comment

A Meyerhoffer is mine for the next 3 weeks.

Podge  
18/01/2010 21:42:31
Bezler, bad news about Dwayne Peel out of the England match! Don't really fancy our chances now, I'm so glad I didnt put any money on a Welsh win!!!!!!!!!!!
Audrey  
18/01/2010 21:34:28

timmy g wales is boiling temp gone up 12degrees this wk! know fuck off and enjoy ur holiday!!!  Griff u big girls blouse!

Marve  
18/01/2010 17:32:34
Sorry I just read that back and I sound like Bezzler.
Marve  
18/01/2010 17:31:56

Didn't know you had an uncle Bryn.

 

Martyn Bo  
18/01/2010 14:42:41
ooh just read that back, sounds like uncle Bryn
Martyn Bo  
18/01/2010 14:31:34
I was waiting for my coffee to cool down, and looking for business at the same time, multi tasking it is called i think
Griffster  
18/01/2010 13:17:43
Martin Bowen you're never going to sell any steel just stood there looking out of you're office window.
Tim Griff  
18/01/2010 10:23:41

Oof... it's hot out here boys, how's Cymru?!

Man up Griff you big Jessie - I know it's a touch late, but couldn't let the opportunity go begging.

Plumby  
17/01/2010 23:51:06
Look out for Mike 'Cow' Brown in the next series of Britains Got Talent. No joke.
Griffster  
14/01/2010 15:05:20
I don't need to answer to you lot!       Now where did I leave my pink handbag?  
Audrey  
13/01/2010 22:34:10
stop stalking me kev!!! . podge in the jeans?i better ski crap then!!
Kev  
13/01/2010 16:50:06
has heard a rumour that aub's went skiing on sunday with 2c, skied into a ditch and had to get airlifted out!
Marve  
13/01/2010 13:06:20
Oh Bezzler, my previous comment also applies to you.
Bezler  
13/01/2010 00:02:59
Coming from Morris i wouldnt take that Griff!!!
Marve  
12/01/2010 20:26:43

You big fairy.

Rob Nic  
12/01/2010 20:20:04
yeh. toughen up you big girls blouse
Richy Morris  
12/01/2010 20:14:45
yeh, toughen up griff!!
Podge  
12/01/2010 18:32:51
Kev, when he toughens up and grows a pair of balls...
Kev  
12/01/2010 18:03:37
it wasn't skiing rob it was fert baggin and when is griff going to go skiing with the boys?
Griffster  
12/01/2010 13:55:20

Poor Gary could'nt go any quicker, he needed the toilet for the 20th time that day, and it was only 12.30!

Plumby  
12/01/2010 11:30:29
Jesus, not a lot of great options for Stockholm Syndrome here Podge. Id go with Cow, he's gentle and earns the most.
Podge  
12/01/2010 11:02:49
Yes thank you martin, the highlight being watching Gary and Griff having their ass whooped down the slopes by two 13 and 12 year old girls. The 13 year old (my daughter, it must be in the genes) was on her third day ever on the snow! Verbier I'm treating as a potential hostage situation.
Bezler  
12/01/2010 10:40:36

Did you enjoy your holiday Podge???

Podge  
12/01/2010 10:08:47
Aub my skis will do the talking
Rob Nic  
12/01/2010 09:53:50
From his ski video with Shads I'd say he's morphed into Compo.
Martyn Bo  
12/01/2010 08:53:19
Kev, have you morphed into Frankie Boyle?
Kev  
11/01/2010 21:49:30
aub's there are drivers and there are screwdrivers and your a flat head!! How do you manage with a low loader!
Audrey  
11/01/2010 21:27:53
kev u stalking me!! podge has always been good for 10 seconds!(hair trigger see)!
Griffster  
11/01/2010 13:36:03
All you boys going to Verbier better watch out, Podge is seriously quick!!!!!!  but only  for 10 seconds at a time.
Kev  
11/01/2010 12:06:49
has heard a rumour that the same person driving the y bros van has put a car in a ditch this morning hahahahahahahahaha
Plumby  
10/01/2010 22:37:13
You got that snap too Aub's? The one taken at about 18,000 feet.
Audrey  
10/01/2010 22:06:18
ok it was me !no big deal even good drivers like bez get stuck in ditches.who told you pinnocho!first for everything boys robbie nic MISSED APRES SKI yesterday!!!!!
Rob Nic  
10/01/2010 17:13:14
Plumby  
10/01/2010 16:37:42
Helen, Rachael and Emma were like that yesterday.

Nobody was taking photos.
Rob Nic  
10/01/2010 15:05:32
Good looking snow there Podge.
Podge  
09/01/2010 23:45:55
Click for more info Robbie are the views as good as this in Verbier?
Marve  
09/01/2010 14:52:44
Just because you're too macho for "wham" and "Musicals", does not mean everyone else is.
Bezler  
09/01/2010 13:39:31

The suspense is killing spill the beans Kev.!!!

What is going wrong in the world ??

Jamie B admits he likes " Wham" and Morris is going to watch musicals.

What next ???!!!!

 

Kev  
09/01/2010 09:59:18
no, even better than that!
Jase  
08/01/2010 22:19:58
Was bezler driving again?
Kev  
08/01/2010 19:19:44
has heard a rumour that a young bros van got stuck in a ditch and a mini digger was required????
Rob Nic  
07/01/2010 11:24:29
No. But I'll throw in some free pants.
Richy Morris  
06/01/2010 20:35:20
Robbie, if come on the vets tour will I get a discount to come skiing?!
Plumby  
06/01/2010 18:48:14
First and last tracks!
Kev  
06/01/2010 18:39:01
nice botata - but where's the button - aub's plenty of coke in shads and diet!
Horse  
06/01/2010 12:37:40
Click for more info

I'm hearing you kev, i was out making 1st tracks myself!!

Martyn Bo  
06/01/2010 11:08:33

Might be something to do with you and simon d in London

he emailed me to say they had pig with puku's family in tonga and it is really hot there

Audrey  
05/01/2010 21:23:32

need vebier? no whores?strippers?or coke in shad,s fields!!!!!!!!! mart b what thr fuck's brawd on about? and happy new year!

Kev  
05/01/2010 20:35:06
has been skiing today with nothing more than  skis a ratchet strap a landrover and a 10acre field with a drop off - who needs verbier
Horse  
05/01/2010 16:12:30
Its ok Plumby, you turn off before Pengawsw Hill, you'll be fine!
Plumby  
05/01/2010 14:25:07
Ah, cool, I thought it was pretty bad and maybe I wouldnnt be able to get home tonight. Cheers for the info.
Martyn Bo  
05/01/2010 13:32:44
Anyone know where Pengawsw hill is?
Plumby  
05/01/2010 13:07:49
Anyone got a Pembs snow update? Im in Swansea. I heard Pengawsw hill is closed now.
Bezler  
04/01/2010 13:30:45

I thought the time clock should have the countdown to your wedding Plumby??!!! 180 days apx???

Would love to go on that trip to Bordeaux but will have to say no Robbie.

Stevie Bo  
04/01/2010 03:48:12

Reuters telex*******

 

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Plumby  
02/01/2010 22:18:46
Click for more info Looking North-west from Foel Drygarn earlier.
Kev  
01/01/2010 16:29:24
Click for more info rob skiing flaine
Kev  
01/01/2010 16:00:26
rob has had to pay for the ski trip this year then!
Podge  
30/12/2009 19:59:26
bollox! that looks good!
Rob Nic  
30/12/2009 13:23:55
I've received confirmation from Bruce Evans that his veteran team in Bordeaux have invited us out to France for a rematch. They want to play on Friday the 30th April.KO 8 pm.

The proposed itinerary is as follows

29/4/10 Fly Bristol to Bordeaux (easy jet depart 13.50). Evening to get acclimatised and savour the city of Bordeaux.

30/4/10 Visit the local beach,chill out and prepare for the match. 8PM match followed by meal and entertainment by Les Guyles RFC. Bruce regrets that this should finish by around 4.00 am. I tried for an extension but to no avail.Sorry.

1//5/10 Recovery and ,perhaps , tour of local vineyards. I understand they have some knowledge of wine in this part of the world. We shall see. Evening BBQ organised by the Rugby club.

2/5/2010 Return flight 15.20

3/5/2010 Sleep.

We need to crack on and get this organised before the flight gets booked. Total price will be circa 200 pounds ( flight and hotel) and I will need a 100 pound deposit asap with your full name and dob etc for the flight booking.

Please e mail with your confirmation and send a cheque to Parsonage Farm Yerbeston Kilgetty SA68 0NT. Or ask for my bank details if you want to send direct.(robertnicholas@virgin.net) My e mail list is fairly short so please pass this on to mates who will be interested. If in a couple of weeks the response is poor we'll have to cancel.

I think there is a game on the 23rd January against Mountain Ash. I expect Iest will be in touch regarding this.

Look forward to hearing from you and please pass this message on to anybody interested.

Ciao for now

Robnic
Marve  
29/12/2009 18:21:27
Click for more info

Three smooth operators.

Podge  
29/12/2009 11:03:56
Griff, it does work!
Jase  
26/12/2009 11:18:20
it's now off horse water logged pitch.  still going to meet in club for beer at 2 ish
Jase  
26/12/2009 10:16:35
ye meet crymuch at 1315
Horse  
26/12/2009 09:43:25
Is the 2nds game still on? i've got no reception.......HEEELP
Richy Morris  
24/12/2009 16:18:33
diolch bois! the pants issue has now been resolved robbie, its been decided i need only change them every other day!
Martyn Bo  
23/12/2009 09:55:16

Congrats Morris, and then there was one - Garrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Plumby  
22/12/2009 22:44:04
15-15
Podge  
22/12/2009 21:25:13
fine by me Aubrey but Rachel be disappointed
Kev  
22/12/2009 20:33:54
Click for more info

congrats morris - when's the stag party - can simon davies come?

plumby you ginger cock and horse I could Have sworn I spotted you in paris and wearing a leather waistcoat

Audrey  
22/12/2009 16:05:43
any xmas biking planed boys loads of choices ? but podge no meeting in penblewin carpark ok !!!
Horse  
22/12/2009 14:23:12
nice work plumby, keep me updated!!! 
Plumby  
22/12/2009 13:04:53
Click for more info I thought you might like to see what's going on elsewhere on the web on facebook.
Audrey  
22/12/2009 12:00:30
congrats copper!! you will have 2 brush your teeth change ur pants from now on !!!! this is no gareth thomas cover up now is it ?!!!!!!
Griffster  
22/12/2009 10:04:37
I've been told that Morris even washes sometimes, a changed man.
Podge  
21/12/2009 22:46:00
Aubrey have a word with Morris, "game of chess" etc......
Rob Nic  
21/12/2009 19:22:21
There's no way she's seen his pants or she wouldn't have said yes.
Plumby  
21/12/2009 10:29:44
Yeah, cracking skills Morris.
Horse  
21/12/2009 10:26:51
GUD'ON YA MORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Podge  
19/12/2009 14:09:45
Griff your on fire
Griffster  
19/12/2009 10:33:01
Only his own.
Rob Nic  
18/12/2009 19:07:44
Yep.He loves views.
Podge  
18/12/2009 13:01:28
Horse you better ask Kenny
Marve  
17/12/2009 18:42:52

That sounds really fucking boring.

Horse  
17/12/2009 17:35:46

I've booked 4 tickets to go and see this,  3 of them up for grabs.  it should be well worth a squint.  if more people want in i've booked seats G4,5,6&7

Griffster  
16/12/2009 14:24:40
I thought I'd seen it all until I saw Carthorse on the dance floor sat night.
Plumby  
16/12/2009 10:36:40
...big enough for the loot.
Rob Nic  
16/12/2009 10:00:52
I don't have a taxi
Plumby  
15/12/2009 23:20:12
I thought it would have been the talk of the farming community, together with how much Robbie Nich is taxing off you every year.
Kev  
15/12/2009 19:57:01
thanks for telling me about kiwis leaving party!
Horse  
14/12/2009 18:49:50
what life would be like for a child who has plumby's gingervitis and aubreys sweed
Horse  
14/12/2009 18:30:29
hey Heeeed, werent there 4 squares next to eachother to fit your

Gargantuan sweed??

Audrey  
14/12/2009 17:58:34

good idea 2 do photo in black and white so leight's is mates don't realize ur a ginger !!!!

 

Plumby  
13/12/2009 12:21:59
Click for more info Here's the final version of the picture.
Plumby  
12/12/2009 11:47:21

Kiwi's leaving party at the club tonight



Athletic kick off at 2pm. Bring-a-bow.
Richy Morris  
11/12/2009 22:04:50
well f&*£ me, im the only one who turned up for the invation!! magic in motion was the one podge, also next generation are pretty good too.
Plumby  
11/12/2009 22:04:46
had this discussion with some fellow jnt's earlier. we'll be there. in a hell of a state. but we'll be there.
Podge  
11/12/2009 22:00:18
No JNT in this years Santa Run!!??!! there are only three teams entered yet, no TROTS or Tri Club. Guys you could be in line for one of the two team prizes (Trophies and Pembrokeshire Leisure free passes - thanks Gary)
Plumby  
10/12/2009 18:39:18
79 my arse.
Martyn Bo  
10/12/2009 14:15:10
then
Griffster  
10/12/2009 14:04:29
10.7.79  10lbs 1oz mam said I was like a little ray of sunshine and I had a fringe.
Podge  
09/12/2009 19:17:54
thats the one Richie said - thanks remember now. Griff I need your date of birth for the CBR check. Rob the Chemist is very fussy about his baby sitters
Horse  
09/12/2009 18:20:16
'magic in motion' are good podge
Podge  
09/12/2009 16:48:15
Griff mun, it's not for me it's for the family!
Bezler  
09/12/2009 15:41:09
They do now !!!
Plumby  
09/12/2009 14:46:00
don't they know who you are?!
Bezler  
09/12/2009 14:16:56

If you are staying in the Talbot for Brownys  wedding check with them about your bookings as they had mucked up mine all ok now though.

Rob Nic  
09/12/2009 13:10:38

No.

What goes around comes around though:

"PLUMBY                                                                14/10/09  20.21.05

"Hilarious play on words there rob. You should write it down" "
Griffster  
09/12/2009 13:09:32

Morris what time does it all kick off?   Podge you dont need lessons just do as I say.

Plumby  
09/12/2009 11:59:40
Thanks Robert. Did Helen explain it?
Rob Nic  
09/12/2009 09:41:06
Hilarious play on words there Plumb. You should write that down.
Podge  
08/12/2009 22:21:52
Richie what was the name of the ski school you were telling me about?
Richy Morris  
08/12/2009 20:38:32

i have found the salad griff, its with your tools in the nell gwynne!!

remember, we are invading london this weekend. has shads told you kev?!

Plumby  
08/12/2009 15:50:03
Where's that?
Kenny  
08/12/2009 15:35:40

Sorry Marve

I went to far !!

Marve  
08/12/2009 14:02:47
Not happy about the reference to Plumby's "hippy mates" there Kenny. Lets just get one thing clear, I am not Plumby's mate.
Kenny  
07/12/2009 22:50:01

Plumby

Just seen a few pictures of you and your hippy mates on your 30th in the Climate change summit at Copenhagen. Looks just like out side the Tafarn sinc.

Kenny  
07/12/2009 22:38:27
What happend in London then boys ?? 
Audrey  
07/12/2009 21:59:54
plum don't send card yet i've got something 2 add !!  cow you still alive? it's all so quiet? in the words of robbie" why should he be happy all his life" !!!!!!!!!!!!
Horse  
07/12/2009 15:02:34

Many thanks to those that have been good to their word and coughing up the sponsorship cash for the cardiff half marathon.  for the rest of you the link is below.....play the game innit!!  if you didnt offer anything you can still play aswell!

Plumby  
05/12/2009 11:17:44
Simon, whats your address? I'd like to send you a Christmas card this year.
Kev  
03/12/2009 19:37:26
do you ever get that feeling what goes around comes around..
Horse  
03/12/2009 17:49:39

bam boff sock crash whamm pow zap splatt awkkkkkk zzzzzwap zgruppp kapow pow powie crunch boff aieee uggh pow ooooff awkkkkkk bonk kapow  powie zowie vronk cr-r-a-a-ck splatt biff boff eee-yow kapow................

Audrey  
03/12/2009 17:13:09
i have seen worse things DONE  on tour !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simon Davies  
03/12/2009 08:04:59

Audrey likes a good power nap.

Bezler  
02/12/2009 23:41:13
You guys can have a few at the club you mean ??!!!!
Podge  
02/12/2009 20:28:59
Plumby don't bother asking Aubrey he didnt see anything!
Griffster  
02/12/2009 16:21:00
Cant say, but I will tell you this it was a golden moment in my life. Morris where's the salad?
Plumby  
02/12/2009 15:17:30
Bez, i've told everyone on the thread on Facebook to be at the club at 2pm. We can have a beer then shoot across to Whitland once the Jennings' are ready.

Now will someone tell me what the hell happened to Audrey?!
Bezler  
02/12/2009 13:07:57

Can you ring me Tim G and Marv re Brownys wedding re- The Mini bus

Diolch 07818236201 or 02920 332288
Audrey  
01/12/2009 21:18:16
 don't let the truth get in the way of a good story ! q  tc
Podge  
01/12/2009 20:38:18
Sorry... but this is uncanny!
Higgy  
01/12/2009 13:38:46
"Should have gone to Specsavers" then he might have seen it coming.
Podge  
01/12/2009 13:25:45
Click for more info Next time he's gonna be ready!!!
Rob Nic  
01/12/2009 11:35:15

Aubrey , next time

Plumby  
30/11/2009 22:47:41
Kev  
27/11/2009 21:01:19
but it was Marie!
Kev  
27/11/2009 20:59:50
quel idea plumby!!
Plumby  
27/11/2009 17:43:03
dont tell shads, but i passed his farm today and Kev was leading a cow with a dress on into the house.
Richy Morris  
27/11/2009 06:45:09
now that's what i call a day out marve, you should be in charge!
Marve  
26/11/2009 19:04:22
I'm enthusiastic for a cosy pub with an open fire and a dart board.
Bill  
26/11/2009 08:30:51
I won't be there for the eco- tour...but would be enthusiastic about a beer later!
Bezler  
25/11/2009 15:47:00
I know Plumbly thrives in the limelight but he does share his birthday with a chainsaw ( Rhys) and myself on Saturday I hope you all enjoy walking in the hillsides on Saturday
Plumby  
25/11/2009 15:05:33
Its our enthusiasm to be enthusiastic that sets us apart from the chainsaws.
Podge  
25/11/2009 14:01:07
isn't Jase the nicest guy you know?
Jase  
24/11/2009 23:01:43
Still not sure what it is but I'll try and be enthusiastic about going.
Kev  
24/11/2009 21:38:35
love to make it plumby but big daddy has me working this weekend while he's on the piss!
Tim Griff  
24/11/2009 20:45:19
That sounds... umm... inspired Plumby.
Podge  
24/11/2009 17:06:08
sounds great
Plumby  
24/11/2009 13:12:20
Holla holla,

As you may be aware its the mighty TP is 30 on Saturday. Those wishing to involve themselves in the celebrations should make their way to the rugby club car-park by 12 o'clock on Saturday. Bring some waterproofs and wellies if you have them.

The plan (depending on the weather) is an 'Natures Pantry' tramp across the hills. Mother nature will be providing us with refreshments en'route. We will be finishing in the Tafarn Zinc for further refreshments before moving back down to Narberth.

We will be back in the rugby club in time for the Wales vs Oz game so for those not wishing to enjoy the alfresco boozing you can meet us there after.

Peace and love.

Plumby
Kev  
21/11/2009 20:29:40
its piviot steer you knob plumby!
Plumby  
21/11/2009 13:46:12
The 2010 Pembrokeshire Triathlon is now open for entries! Dam it! Its on the 3rd of July. I'm up for the swim if anyone else fancies getting involved in a 2 or 3 man team.
Plumby  
20/11/2009 22:40:58
Interesting how you vets are targeting 40 year olds as your 'must haves' these days.

Kev, you were driving that matbro like a maniac, have you got your rear steer license?... or hasn't Shads mentioned that yet?
Higgy  
20/11/2009 22:33:18
Floods and cancelled games - a little something to lift the gloom. kylie_minogue_agent_provocateu
Kev  
20/11/2009 20:16:48
Click for more info plumby you should slow down and what is an eco pub crawl?
Griffster  
20/11/2009 13:15:27
Last night there was floods, gale force winds and obviously  mountain biking in Canaston woods. Stupid is as stupid does.
Tim Griff  
19/11/2009 21:13:33
Click for more info I thought WE had it big last weekend... this is what the Irish were dealing with!
Marve  
19/11/2009 19:43:08

But hell will freeze over before I spend £98.00 on a bloody cookpot!

Marve  
19/11/2009 19:37:52

Stop making up quotes for me! It makes a mockery of the entire site.

 

Bezzler. I'm not sure what you are talking about.

Plumby  
19/11/2009 14:03:55


Hear ye, hear ye.

As you may know my 30th Birthday is fast approaching.

To mark the occasion and to help it pass I would like it if you could join me on an Eco Pub Crawl. This will take place a week on Saturday, the 28th of November.

If you're not attending Bo's London stag keep the date free and more information will follow shortly.
Kiwi  
18/11/2009 19:53:23
Member added succesfully
Bezler  
18/11/2009 16:11:18

Marv you will be giving more than what Morris gives for weddings !!!

Hes still got  a stash of £1 notes!!

Bezler  
18/11/2009 16:09:35
My singing career will start in Bows wedding
Bezler  
18/11/2009 16:07:52

There is a progarmme all about Narberth on S4C tonight called "Bro"

Its on after about 8.30 sometime.

Its got features on Princes gate water etc

Horse  
18/11/2009 09:12:24

Going away party for Leyton in the club on the 12th december, all welcome.  Can you let me know if your coming and if your bring the missus so Mandy has an idea for food

Podge  
17/11/2009 22:55:20
No excuses Tim, the Santa run is actually in the afternoon, plenty of time to recover
Tim Griff  
17/11/2009 22:01:31
Cow... you getting married at 8:45am?!  I'm not sure I'll have slept off the bus journey Bow by then.
Tim Griff  
17/11/2009 21:59:12
Santa race could be painful for those taking part this year... 13 Dec... that's the morning after the night of the 12th
Podge  
17/11/2009 12:14:49
Bezler, here's a job for you, go down and sort it out!!!!
Plumby  
16/11/2009 23:04:27
No problem.

We've decided the gift list you've put together is a bit wafty, so we've all chipped in for some of these for you
Cow  
16/11/2009 22:48:19
Cheers for the counter Plumby.  Makes it seem more real seeing that somehow.
Martyn Bo  
13/11/2009 10:10:16

Steven, Mammy says stop talking dirty on the interweb.

 

Shh I shouldn't be on here, big brother is watching

Podge  
12/11/2009 21:10:54
Steve, I hope your asking the question before you get into it! by the way a couple of catering packs of powdered gelatine works a treat in hot tubs, it should have time to set before he returns.
Horse  
12/11/2009 17:57:17

no way were they allowed to build up to full capacity...!?

Rob Nic  
12/11/2009 13:00:55
If you've emptied your collosul clusters I expect you'll need a new pool.
Stevie Bo  
12/11/2009 10:22:09

anyone know how to get sperm out of geds spa pool?

he's away for the weekend and we're housitting

Horse  
09/11/2009 12:56:38

To all of you who kindly pledged me some sponsorship for the Cardiff half marathon, many thanks again.  You can follow the link below to my fundraising page and give the money directly to the ms society. 

Jase- i'll give you your cash back and you can use this page so that they can claim the tax back.

Cow  
08/11/2009 21:58:49

"I think green's my colour...what do you reckon?"

Bloody hell

Horse  
06/11/2009 20:59:48
Bobby - " Are those cuban heels Mike"?
Plumby  
06/11/2009 17:51:17
"In Bobbies eyes the black sheep of the 98-00 youth side just got a little bit blacker"
Plumby  
06/11/2009 15:35:01
Click for more info Ah, cheers for that Podge.

Here we have the first entry for the caption competition.
Podge  
06/11/2009 15:13:14
Aubrey's dogging box, sorry need to clarify, it's a box to stand on to help him see into the car window
Horse  
06/11/2009 15:01:32
just stuck my photo's from my camera on to my computer..... now they say a picture is worth a thousand words, but what i'd like to know is what are the words that are being uttered here............er que plumby with the picture........plumby...........?? (i cant reduce the size of the pic see)
Plumby  
06/11/2009 14:01:43
I don't think he can reach them.

What's all this about Dianes box?
Richy Morris  
06/11/2009 13:35:41
Were they the interior lights of your 'lor lorder' Aubs?!
Podge  
05/11/2009 00:27:30
35 quid still outstanding, next time bring a box with you
Audrey  
04/11/2009 22:55:07
i gave diane the 35 quid when she turned off the interior light and wound the window down
Podge  
03/11/2009 23:47:54
plumby i sent you a couple of messages on one of your email addresses cheers
Podge  
03/11/2009 23:46:55
Bows Stag is the last weekend in Nov 27th, 28th, 29th ( well I got a pass for that weekend so hope it is) Dunno about the specials,sold tickets due to swine flu Ah Aubrey's out dogging again
Horse  
03/11/2009 17:24:28
Not sure if thats Bow's stag#1 weekend.  if not i'll come support and assist...and thats it.....I'm too young mun!
Rob Nic  
03/11/2009 13:16:13
Veterans game against Fishguard 21/11/09. Bus leaving Narberth 10.30. KO 12ish . Watch Wales Argentina after. Bus tour home calling at all the old favorites. Text or call me if you are available. Supporters and assistance with colostomy bags welcome.
Horse  
03/11/2009 11:16:24

........at 7.30!!

 

Podge, how were the Specials?

Horse  
03/11/2009 11:13:43
The word on the street is that there my be a rare sighting of pembrokeshire's smallest man in the woods of minwear tomorrow night.  anyone keen to witness the spectacle should be at the minwear carpark with lights and a bike!!
Griffster  
02/11/2009 20:30:30
I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!';
Horse  
02/11/2009 18:29:42
Plumby, I've got a mobile modem for my computer.....impressed??
Plumby  
02/11/2009 17:31:23
Good effort old timers on Friday for making the appearance. Nice to see Martin Bo's on the battle field and in good form up in Aber. Excellent impromptu involvement by Bill and an even bigger effort from Lisa picking him up at 11 o'clock!

Unlucky to Timmy G having a rotten crab kicked at him by Griff. This puts Anthony Griff Griff back on top and is now the new old Griff.
Bill  
02/11/2009 12:03:19
ye...one night was enough and I left early...good to catch up!
Cow  
02/11/2009 10:35:51

Awesome to see you all on the weekend and a pleasure getting smashed with you as always.  Still in bits here...these weekends definitely take a lot more recovering from with age. 

Some of you real elder statesmen must go through the pain barrier.

Plumby  
30/10/2009 17:56:36
No...
Griffster  
30/10/2009 14:05:20
Plumpy change my name back you cock!
Griffster  
30/10/2009 14:03:59
Are we having a bet on which bits of Cow get broken?
Jase  
28/10/2009 20:15:12
You got NO hope Cow
Cow  
28/10/2009 13:39:29

Cheers Plumby.  Looking forward to seeing you all and hitting the self-destruct button.  Anyone welcome to join for any part of it.

Am just going to keep telling myself it will all be alright...

Plumby  
28/10/2009 11:43:39
Two days to go before Cows stag. Outline plan is as follows...

Friday 8:00PM: Exiles and English arrive in Tenby on bus obliterated followed by further obliteration

Saturday 8:30AM: Meet at the muster station on hostel for evacuation. Hit Freshwater East for cliff hopping/hoping.

Saturday 2:00PM: Meet at Narb RFC for liquid accessorising and move out. Hit Zinc, Bessies and some other pubs en route to Aberystwyth.

Saturday 5-7:00PM: On it in Aber.

Sunday: Get home.
Bill  
21/10/2009 19:11:13
ye legs not to bad now should be ok for the santa run! Plumby 2.03hrs so will try again next year & yes book me in for the Aber trip...Griff great pictures...we have a few more sponsors lined up for the Athletic so keep up the good work!
Horse  
21/10/2009 18:00:51
So, Frank.....although i got a slightly better time than you on sunday i bet you've recovered better than me......my legs are still ruined, although today i was able to look at stairs without breaking down in tears!!!  How're you shaping up?
Rob Nic  
20/10/2009 16:02:15
Made me laugh.
Bezler  
19/10/2009 16:42:16
"Top of the pool having a laugh"
Horse  
19/10/2009 15:38:52
d'you know, thats exactly how i crossed the finish line yesterday, legs gone, knees 1st but with a slightly more pain on my face!!
Plumby  
19/10/2009 14:30:03
Click for more info Elegance, beauty and poise... all of which escaped Griff scoring this try.

More on the NarberthRFC web site.
Plumby  
18/10/2009 21:49:46
Whispers of todays half-marathon results are trickling in. Rumour has it Potato crossed in an impressive (considering the total lack of training) 1 hour 50. Father Billian Frank the 3rd crossed some 10 imuntes later, whether he made it under the 2 hour barrier is as yet, unknown.
Bill  
16/10/2009 18:53:31

Hey Bohata your not the only one doin the cardiff half...I hope to follow in your slip stream!! 

 Hope the athletic do well tomorrow...we have shaksby sponsoring in the folly farm suit....we could end up with more sponsors for the athletic than the 1st....

Kev  
15/10/2009 20:45:53
any watches get your watches
Horse  
14/10/2009 22:02:42
an alternative to cycling accross the preseli's to st davids on the 14th of november.   Chinny, time to dust off your bike!
Plumby  
14/10/2009 20:12:58
Hilarious play on words there rob. You should write that down.

Hear me now! I'm putting in another order for JNT attire. About £10 for a tee and £15 for a hoody. Different colours this time. Let me know.
Rob Nic  
14/10/2009 13:14:34
I see a roof
Horse  
14/10/2009 11:58:32

part of an email i just received....

"Dear Jaime,

All of us at the Cardiff Half Marathon team wish you the best of luck with your race this Sunday. This is what all those months of working hard with your training have been about!......"

I think i can see a floor in my preparations....


Plumby  
13/10/2009 17:26:55
Horse, no worries, i'll hook you up with some green when i see you next.

Saturday was legendary, proper good hwyl in the club after beating Whitland. Matty nailed the raffle, shame you know who got naked, but then that's the way of it i guess, it was that cold either, no matter what he says.

Athletic boozing is back.
Podge  
12/10/2009 21:41:40
the entry closed early this year. I've entered if anyone wants my place(I've had to pull out due to a corn on my left foot) they are welcome to it. Exceptional performance after they game on Saturday by the athletic boys. I haven't seen from a member of the coaching staff smash so many glasses since Supa Kev and Keith Eaton discussing selection
Horse  
12/10/2009 17:45:28

And then there was one......

After all the talk of a big turnout for the Diff half marathon it whittled down to me and Tony, who casually dropped it into conversation yesterday that he hadn't entered....!!

Anyway, I'm running for the Multiple Sclerosis Society which is what my Mum suffered with and to be honest it's ordinary at best.  If anyone would like to sponsor me you can text/call/use this site to pledge,

many thanks

 

 

Jase  
12/10/2009 13:42:39
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW  ATHLETIC ON FIRE!!!!
Plumby  
11/10/2009 11:41:45
Narberth Athletic 27
Whitland 2nds 7
Jase  
08/10/2009 11:28:41
Ta boys.
Bezler  
05/10/2009 14:35:38
Better congratulate Jason and Sarah then.
Plumby  
05/10/2009 08:50:19
You guys were lucky you made it back from Munich in one piece.

stitching-up-faces-at-oktoberfest
Richy Morris  
03/10/2009 11:44:42

As Richie Benaud would say 'that's a super shot that jase, marvellous effort all round'!!

Top stuff jakey, and to sarah.

Podge  
03/10/2009 10:52:09
Good man Jase! and Sarah of course!
Plumby  
03/10/2009 08:41:26
yeah, good sperm mate.
Tim Griff  
02/10/2009 19:00:52
Good work to you and your sperm Jase... been meaning to give you a ring since Sarah spilt the beans.  Congratulations both!
Kev  
01/10/2009 17:46:26

Bezzler why did u go to boarding school? you can't spell!

Oh I remember now for the midnight screems of delight!!!!!!

Anyone for Prague - leaving sun back wed - pepsi and shirley so far

Bezler  
01/10/2009 13:38:21
It was an honour and a prievelage!!!
Audrey  
30/09/2009 22:20:39
fuck bows ur still alive ! thought you'd been in that sumooo army!Good job bezzlers loooaded 2 pay your bail kev?how you going 2 pay him back ?
Tim Griff  
30/09/2009 22:07:56

Oh yes Horse, of course I have... but why did he have the flamingo, the jet ski and 64 cuban cigars?

Kev?!

Stevie Bo  
30/09/2009 00:38:31

Just heard on Radio NZ about Kev. Reporter mentioned 'soliciting', maybe the cop said no!!!!

Horse  
29/09/2009 17:04:13
Come on Griff mun, haven't you ever heard of a pokey piss??
Kev  
28/09/2009 20:48:03

 

 

takin a piss

copper wrote me a ticket for 60 - might have swore at him ended up with face firmly in the tarmac

Tim Griff  
28/09/2009 17:34:23

If it was just a piss Kev, why did you have your finger up your arse?

That's what I heard.

Plumby  
28/09/2009 16:41:27
Marve said it was a shit.
Kev  
28/09/2009 16:21:15
before the rumours start I was just taking a piss
Rob Nic  
28/09/2009 09:16:24
enlighten please
Plumby  
27/09/2009 22:55:12
oh... don't you know about Kev's incident with the police on Saturday night?
Rob Nic  
27/09/2009 22:24:54
Why?
Kev  
27/09/2009 20:56:54
i don't like cells
Richy Morris  
26/09/2009 12:25:20

Horse, Arrowtown pies are good but not when you have a belly full of that cocktail shit from the Cazbar!!

Tim Griff  
26/09/2009 08:20:21
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Tim Griff  
26/09/2009 08:19:45
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Tim Griff  
26/09/2009 08:19:10
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Tim Griff  
26/09/2009 08:18:22
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Tim Griff  
26/09/2009 08:15:45
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Tempting a lesbian away from the familiar comfort of the growler... that's no mean feat! Regardless of her shoulder width and facial hair status!

Was he technically the 'girl' in the brief relationship?

Give us a something to go on, rank these in order of similarity to Kiwi's lovely lady friend...

Plumby  
25/09/2009 15:54:21
Any estimates on weight and height?

Just to build the full picture...
Marve  
25/09/2009 15:33:32

I'm sorry Plumb I can't spill any beans on Kiwi, what goes on tour stays on tour.

But I will say this, Kiwi Pashed a very butch lesbo.

Jase  
25/09/2009 09:51:56
Horse make sure you ask him about the she man?
Horse  
25/09/2009 07:19:05

going to have a haggis'n mash session round leightons tonight to prise out the gossip.  Anyone keen text me and i'll cut you in on the food! 

Morris, went to a gourmet pie resturant last night, choice of pie, choice of mash and choice of gravy, not quite as good as arrowtown (the best pies in the world) but definitely up there!!!

Plumby  
24/09/2009 20:51:52
Marve, spill the beans on kiwi. He was a shell of a man in training tonight!
Plumby  
24/09/2009 09:17:53
Marve, your last comment has ruined training for me tonight, i was really looking forward to asking Jase if you were still alive.

After your previous Oktoberfest effort, is it now 2-0 or 1-1 ?
Simon Davies  
23/09/2009 21:55:12
who the f*** is mansel thomas griff???
Rob Nic  
23/09/2009 20:22:46
Podge : S&S gold.
Marve  
23/09/2009 20:00:20
I'm not going to lie to you horse, Kiwi is a fucking legend!
Horse  
23/09/2009 17:34:42

Yeah nice quote Marv, but i got a text from Jase at 2.15 our time saying "Have a guess who finished their stein first?"  Fair play tyo the boy!!!.....but on the flip side of the coin i did get a text from you 2 hrs later saying "Can you pick Kiwi up?"  2 hours to ruin himself, thats a good effort by anyone's standards!!!

Podge, I cant listen to anything till tomorrow, keep me posted on whats going on...I've been giggling all afternoon about this one!!!!!

Bezler  
23/09/2009 16:48:28

Too much home brew in Llandislio!!!!

Podge  
23/09/2009 14:03:01
we are not alone...........
Record000.mp3
Podge  
23/09/2009 14:01:04
Click for more info This is very spooky!, I urge anyone who was in the Llandysilio area around 11pm on the 12th of September to contact the journalist concerned!!
Podge  
18/09/2009 13:21:34
It could only happen in Canada hmmm and Maenclochog
Podge  
15/09/2009 22:41:14
neither do we
Plumby  
10/09/2009 15:48:08
I dont know what the hell is going on here, but i want a go!
Plumby  
07/09/2009 14:55:20
Matt Page, the guy who won the Brechfa Enduro just won his first 24hr enduro event... 250 miles! Its a good read actually..
Marve  
06/09/2009 18:08:30
He's better than Anthoneeeeey!
Griffster  
06/09/2009 17:35:00
WHAT THE HELL?????????????????????????
Tim Griff  
06/09/2009 15:18:11
He should adopt the flour hair dust... it makes him look strawberry blonde!
Plumby  
06/09/2009 11:05:12
Click for more info haha, Kenny was on good form in the club last night! Ask him about his theory on the techiological advances in aviation.

Anyhoo, heres one of Cow last weekend, the morning after!
Podge  
06/09/2009 10:47:52
class! Behind the scenes view of Ken's time in charge of Haverfordwest!!
Tim Griff  
05/09/2009 21:33:38
Yep... it feels good ! !
Tim Griff  
05/09/2009 21:30:57
 
Tim Griff  
05/09/2009 21:30:47
 
Tim Griff  
05/09/2009 21:30:37
 
Tim Griff  
05/09/2009 21:30:22
 
Tim Griff  
05/09/2009 21:30:12
 
Tim Griff  
05/09/2009 21:30:01
 
Tim Griff  
05/09/2009 21:29:38
 
Horse  
04/09/2009 16:50:45

Right, I've just registered for the Cardiff run.  Anyone wanting to join a few of us who're running to rais money for the MS Society have to register by going to this link

 

http://www.cardiffhalfmarathon.co.uk/

then once you've done that follow this little puppy

http://beatms.mssociety.org.uk/NetCommunity/Page.aspx?pid=674

and register yourself with them to get a pack and all that bumff!!   

Plumby  
04/09/2009 10:35:10
The group have spoken. The changes have been made.
Horse  
04/09/2009 09:18:04

come on morris get up to speed.....

 

THE GFIFF IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE GRIFF!!!!

Richy Morris  
04/09/2009 07:10:18
coz thats his name jase!!
Jase  
03/09/2009 23:33:21

More to the point why does your name still have Tim in front of it?

Marve  
03/09/2009 18:27:27
Good question Griff.
Tim Griff  
02/09/2009 22:32:16
Why does Tony's name still come up as Griffster on here?!
Podge  
02/09/2009 16:47:59
too much information Griff
Griffster  
02/09/2009 13:52:33

Oooooo I'm stiff as a board.

Plumby  
01/09/2009 19:32:11
Tooooooooooonnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Plumby  
31/08/2009 19:56:30
Click for more info Photos are filtering through of Kiwis BBQ yesterday.
Horse  
28/08/2009 09:39:46

RE: "This is an official invite open to everyone....."

Nice one Plumby!!!  Yes its kicking off between 2-3 and grub will be after some booze.  Let me know if your coming so we can sort out the food innit!!

Plumby  
27/08/2009 16:36:03
nice...

Kiwi's Snags'n'Slags Night

We all have to come dressed as a slag or a snag.
Griffster  
27/08/2009 16:29:18
Can I bring some snags instead?
Plumby  
27/08/2009 15:57:30
Event: This is an official open invite to anyone (except Horse) who wants to come to a party on Sunday. Its in Kiwi's house. Bring a tent, a bottle and some slags for Kiwi and Marve.
Podge  
26/08/2009 19:17:51
I'm glad now I didn't go to Edinburgh
Stevie Bo  
24/08/2009 08:23:13
finally found someone who dances as good as robbie nich, about the same age too?
Podge  
22/08/2009 14:12:47
Griff, my knees are asking me the same question
Griffster  
22/08/2009 10:37:39
Why do I feel the need to go through that again.
Plumby  
21/08/2009 17:28:46
...and me
Podge  
21/08/2009 14:56:19
I'm in Horsey
Horse  
21/08/2009 13:59:48
just getting cardiff half marathon together, how many people are going to run for the MS Society??  ideally send me a text asap and i'll crack on
Podge  
21/08/2009 12:32:01
Anyone interested in this years Pembrokeshire District Junior Rugby assoc dinner in Cleddau Bridge Hotel on Friday the 25th of September. Last years speakers were good but this years promise to be better, with Gareth "coochie" Chilcott headlining and comedian Andy Rudge, of whom Former England and Spurs Captain Steve Perryman said, "You are so funny mate, without a doubt the best we've had!" obviously Christian Gross wasn't considered. Tickets 35 table of 8 to fill, plus added bonus this year of not subsidising my tour!!! Kenny can you book a mini bus and driver???
Podge  
20/08/2009 00:35:30
Click for more info essential Autumnal reading...
Plumby  
19/08/2009 17:02:04
Pre-half-marathon-jaunt anyone?
Kev  
17/08/2009 21:53:33

robbie 2c - what dates r u goin and is there any room

Griffster  
17/08/2009 13:13:19
And I thought Dylan liked a 69.
Plumby  
17/08/2009 12:30:45
Click for more info A few snaps from yesterdays Brechfa Enduro. These are the only ones i've found online so far.
Plumby  
17/08/2009 12:20:20
Click for more info surprise surprise!
Marve  
16/08/2009 18:46:53
I suggest we have a vote on whether we actually hope Shads feels better.
Kev  
16/08/2009 14:15:00
hopes shads get better after spewing his ring up last in marie' leather bin!
Marve  
15/08/2009 15:07:37
I suggest we have a vote on whether Aubrey's head is in fact abnormally large.
Kev  
15/08/2009 10:59:59
Member added successfully
Podge  
14/08/2009 21:26:09
Plumby I like your tactics! target our one common denominator....
Plumby  
14/08/2009 16:21:59
These debates are good fun an all' but how do you think it makes Audrey feel? Bald or not he'll still have a fuckin big head!
Podge  
14/08/2009 16:10:52
You could dye it?!?!
Griffster  
14/08/2009 13:10:23
NEVER! I will always have the memory of a full head of brown hair which is much better than a lifetime of ginger.
Podge  
12/08/2009 22:45:25
Griff if you had the option of having your hair restored but it would regrow ginger, would you take it?
Plumby  
12/08/2009 17:15:56
At last, someone puts it into words...
Podge  
11/08/2009 22:41:23
Bezler, bad idea, will start off as a little bit of fun then cause arguments, beer gets thrown and Marve ends in tears. Seen it all before....
Rob Nic  
11/08/2009 22:09:00
I suggest we have a vote on whether we want to have a vote or not
Bezler  
11/08/2009 14:01:08

I sugest we have a vote as to who provides  the most comedy value on this site.

I personally think the new additons have provided us with an added dimension.

Any views???

Jamie B can you ring me when you get a chance thanks.

Kenny  
09/08/2009 11:02:40
Sorry Tim ! but I can't get them any bigger !
Plumby  
08/08/2009 12:46:10
Griffster  
08/08/2009 11:59:34
mmmmmmmmm, hiding!
Plumby  
07/08/2009 16:04:56
Click for more info Here's the picture everyone's been talking about, basically its me giving Griff a absolute hiding.
Plumby  
06/08/2009 13:51:36
Ninja Squirrel
Plumby  
06/08/2009 09:50:09
Kenny, ask Nia if she can resize your pictures for you.
Kenny  
05/08/2009 23:44:24
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Jacko last public appearance  

The A team before the race with special guest Michael Jackson  

Plumby  
04/08/2009 22:23:52
hehehe
Podge  
04/08/2009 21:50:56
Christ I cant remember doing that!!
Plumby  
04/08/2009 20:24:00
Click for more info Just working through my photos now. Here is my personal favourite so far. A broken Griff nursing a fucked elbow and bike against the beautiful yet untamed slopes of Meribel.
Plumby  
04/08/2009 13:27:08
Biking in Les Arcs and Meribel - TICK
Rob Nic  
03/08/2009 15:19:46
Busy in work Kenny?
Kenny  
03/08/2009 10:33:40
Click for more info Police have just had new pictures of last weeks bank robbers making their escape thought Narberth Town . If you have any information please contact PC W.Jones
Kenny  
03/08/2009 10:29:16
Click for more info Any one know this polish nurse?
Kenny  
03/08/2009 10:20:24
Click for more info >Back to Normality at Young Bros “Is that Griff in the background trying to catch up”
Marve  
01/08/2009 16:50:04

I may have a bash at it Browny.

 

Cow  
01/08/2009 11:09:22

Who has entered the Cardiff half marathon?  Reckon I'll sign up.

Tim Griff  
30/07/2009 20:55:34
There you go Anthony... more evidence that I am the real Griff.  (Desperate I know, considering the author, but I'll take what I can get)
Kenny  
29/07/2009 22:18:00
JLS hits France ???? Did not know you liked them Tim
Griffster  
29/07/2009 14:30:20
JNT hits France tomorrow, big style!
Marve  
24/07/2009 20:53:41
Lets tone these quotes down a bit. My mamgu could be reading this.
Tim Griff  
24/07/2009 19:54:03
Why would Kenny take the time to censor his swearing on this page... allbeit occasionally?  It's got me baffled.
Podge  
24/07/2009 17:11:19
If Gerrard played for Arsenal he would have spat in the guys face and gone home for a bum with Arsene xx
Kenny  
24/07/2009 17:11:14
 F*cking Amy Winehouse
Podge  
24/07/2009 17:09:52
Bill, Depends who's enforcing the rules, something tells me the Judges in this case wouldn't be lenient, 15 to life ( without parole)
Kenny  
24/07/2009 15:44:39

Gerrard on cctv hitting a innocent member of the public then they pick 12 Liverpool fans call them a Jury, they in turn return a verdict of NOT GUILTY. No guilty even Steve Wonder would have found him guilty. This country is F*cked up drug users want help!  And they get it! What that all about.

After taking to some polish people in Haverfordwest I think Poland is where I should live.

What Fucking next people racing prams from pub to pub  

Bill  
24/07/2009 15:16:38

Podge...I thought you were allowed to look as long as you didn't touch..or have the rules changed!!

Podge  
24/07/2009 14:53:10
DANGER, DANGER, DANGER
Bill  
24/07/2009 11:08:44
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Rob the Chemist...enjoying a bit of skiing!!

Plumby  
23/07/2009 21:02:10
Click for more info yes, here we go...
Plumby  
23/07/2009 14:37:14
We did have a slight disadvantage. Photos to follow!
Griffster  
23/07/2009 14:26:15
Big win for the Pen Sgwar team over JNT b in last nights Narberth pram race.
Simon Davies  
22/07/2009 21:54:33
Whilst recently walking through the high security section of Cardiff wales airport,  a voice shouted out from behind the computer......oh oh fafa fini...... fafa fini, upon looking from where the voice came i saw a former tongan international and former narberth legend checking everyone"s hand luggage  as it went through the x ray machine..........it was a long flight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marve  
21/07/2009 21:27:25
You can try if you wish Kenny as you need the practice. (or is it practise)
Marve  
21/07/2009 21:25:41

Don't get smart with me podge!

 

Podge  
21/07/2009 19:48:32
That will teach you to use incorrect punctuation while Rob nic is around.
Marve  
21/07/2009 12:57:46
That'll teach you not to use correct punctuation while Rob nic is around.
Rob Nic  
21/07/2009 09:46:29
Who looks in good shape ? The geatest sportsman alive  or a dead tiger?
Kenny  
18/07/2009 23:06:57

The greatest sports man alive or dead Tiger looks is in pretty good shape to me but he would in HD you must be watching sport on a old tv that make people look bigger than they are Hell even you would look big on one of them.   

Richy Morris  
18/07/2009 08:59:55
how can you call golf a 'sport' ken when you can be fat, unathletic and and still play at the highest level?! 
Rob Nic  
17/07/2009 13:10:28
Wish I had time to watch sport on tv during the day.
Kenny  
16/07/2009 16:52:13

that's ore like it real sport on TV

Cricket the Ashes / Golf the Open

Plumby  
15/07/2009 13:33:36
.. so Mike Cow Brown is having his stag in Pembrokeshire...
Plumby  
13/07/2009 21:01:40
"Congratulations on your efforts at Saturday's event - we hope you enjoyed it! We said it would be a tough course, but we didn't mean for the swim to be 250-300m too long....sorry about that (we did use sophisticated GPS, honest!)."

Email from organisers of Triathlon on Sat.
Plumby  
13/07/2009 09:15:50

Team Swim (1500m) Bike (43k) Run (10k) Total
JNT Team B 34:11 1:30:44 53:35 2:58:29
Cow 37:20 1:34:22 55:53 3:07:34
Tim P 41:22 1:32:46 1:11:47 3:25:54
Matt Evans 37:36 1:52:28 1:11:27 3:41:30

Matt Evans is the guy who went skiing with you guys last year. JNT Team B was Timmy G, Nigel and Mart Bo's.
Plumby  
12/07/2009 23:06:42
Click for more info Some runner and riders (and swimmers) from yesterdays triathlon in Broadhaven. Official results aren't out yet, but it would appear that Mike Brown may haven beaten me. The team of Tim, Nigel and Mart Bo's were the first JNT lot to finish in a time of 2:57
Rob Nic  
11/07/2009 10:01:58
In a hole in Blackburn?
Podge  
10/07/2009 10:44:42
I seen the news today... oh boy! Anyone fancy throwing tomatoes around next time?
Plumby  
08/07/2009 23:09:16
Yeah, i'll have a slice of that.

I understand he'd been trying to sell it to anyone walking past his house in an attempt to hone his sales patter before the big move to Swansea.
Marve  
08/07/2009 21:50:14
Could I put in a vote for Les Hughes's shed.
Podge  
08/07/2009 14:05:46
it's "National Shed Week" this week... Does anyone have a favourite shed / shed story?
Marve  
07/07/2009 19:36:33

He might not like me but my respect for kenny remains strong.

 

Plumby  
07/07/2009 10:39:30
He doesn't like Marve either after stirring up the Chingate08 scandal.

Mart, ready for the Triathlon on Saturday?
Martyn Bo  
07/07/2009 09:54:11
i'd rather lose to w**s than Gogs - guess who said it in Bangor RFC 1998
Martyn Bo  
07/07/2009 09:52:21
itchy socks
Podge  
06/07/2009 22:51:20
Nia's cooking...
Tim Griff  
06/07/2009 21:23:49
Wii...
Richy Morris  
06/07/2009 20:30:38
along with glastonbury, scenery, front 5 forwards and tottenham hotspur
Podge  
06/07/2009 17:52:08
you left out Tenby RFC committee Haverfordwest RFC committee
Plumby  
06/07/2009 17:00:41
Quick summary:

Vegetarians
Homosexuals
People receiving social support
Recreational drug users
Narberth RFC committee
Whitland RFC committee
Wimbledon Tennis Club committee
Tennis
Computer games (esp PS3)
Johnny Morris from no 4 Alpha Flats
The Williams sisters
Galleries
Gordon Thomas
Taggart
Women
John Chins role as 2nds coach
Kenny  
06/07/2009 15:39:43

If the western Telegraph would have reported on the Wimbledon 09 it would look some think like this.

Well it’s official Wimbledon 09 is a laughing stock. The Williams Brother between them picked up their 10 title in the last 11 year’s and the poser in the white coat won his 6 title in 7 year’s some thing must be done about this there is no interest in the final anymore every one knows who going to win.


Every one agrees that the best two players should have smaller bats than their opponents or have their legs tethered together to make it more of an even contest, no one like to see the same old winners old the time, Or better still have a rule in place that states if you win this year then you must be head ball boy next year.


The WT is only doing this so a fair and healthy competition can take place with all the players have a chance of winning.


Gordon Thomas


I hope the Wimbledon committee are as fucking stupid as the Shitland & Narberth committee.

Kenny  
06/07/2009 13:59:47

Yes for a change your right I have been coaching the next generations of coaches for a number of year’s now.

The buffalo leather hat is the one I had during the whole of last season. The reason for hat was quit simple it rained in the morning.

Plumby  
06/07/2009 12:03:21
Kenny, i spotted you on the pitch on Saturday, am i right in thinking you're coaching the next generation of coach? Most of your pupils appeared to be from Crymych and Whitland so that's good news.

Also, what's with the weird leather cowboy hat?
Kenny  
06/07/2009 11:49:09

Morris and Bezler in the ring- Last man standing It would sell out quicker that Take That in the queen Hall.

Somebody make it happen ??? SOON !

Marve  
05/07/2009 19:56:31
Member added succesfully
Podge  
05/07/2009 19:19:21
Bezler, did Morris batter you around the ring???
Podge  
05/07/2009 18:37:24
Bezler and Morris boxing? must have been brutal...
Bezler  
05/07/2009 17:38:13

Ive just returned from hospital because of all the stomach pians ive had since reading this site today!!!

Ti werth y byd Kenny!!! 

What about the Royal Welsh Ken, thats in the summer and the Eisteddfod ???

Ps- Browny the Wee game is stupid Ritchie Morris beat me at Boxing on it, so it just proves your point.

 

Cow  
05/07/2009 00:27:04

Kenny, what's your favourite computer game?

Mine = tetris.

Griffster  
03/07/2009 17:26:18
Just a quick message to anyone looking at this site in normal land, please do not think that the views of certain individuals are shared by anyone who can appreciate all types of sport and lifestyles.
Rob Nic  
03/07/2009 15:51:05
duly noted.
Martyn Bo  
03/07/2009 15:10:37
Watch it Richy, Robbie Nich Is magic
Richy Morris  
03/07/2009 13:32:32

kenny, your a comedy genius!

take note rob nich!

Plumby  
03/07/2009 12:37:55
yeah, computer games and Sky Sports.
Kenny  
03/07/2009 12:18:10

Don’t start me on Computer games.

 They are worst than Alcohol and drugs for young people. 

Martyn Bo  
03/07/2009 12:05:14
I hope little Johnny Morris from no 4 Alpha Flats, Tavernspite isn't reading this he'll be gutted
Kenny  
03/07/2009 11:38:18

To answer your question Cow

And after great deliberation as important as who won the Primary school sack race for year’s 3 and 4 in Tavernspite CP Last Wednesday

Cow  
03/07/2009 10:18:20

I agree there are some very valid points in that rant Kenny.  There is definitely is a lot of fcuking about in tennis.

Even more pointless than tennis is playing tennis on a WII.  I've never had a go on a WII but reckon the concept of playing virtual tennis or virtual any sport in front of a screen in your living room has got to be one of the most pointless activities humans have invented.  Makes fat people believe they are doing exercise.

They have been asking on radio 5 live this morning where people think Murray winning Wimbledon would rank in terms of British sporting achievement.  Kenny, what do you reckon?

Plumby  
02/07/2009 19:30:38
Well I think Kenny has raised some very valid points there, certainly puts Rob Nic's little rant into perspective.
Richy Morris  
02/07/2009 19:01:28
yep, that's the kenny chainsaw i know!!
Kenny  
02/07/2009 16:46:39

What about 20 - 20 Tennis

First player to 20 points win (all over in 2 hours) by the time they knock up and it all over in a day if it does not rain. 

do the women get payed the smae a the men ?? If so how the F* ck  

Kenny  
02/07/2009 16:35:15
I don't go to a gallery
Kenny  
02/07/2009 16:33:05

Richy

Gutted I Missed that one Hewitt  & Roddick. A few facts I don’t know who won the game and to be perfectly honest I don’t give a rat ass.

4 Hours on Court. Let’s cut that down to exactly happens in Tennis game.

         15 Mins Walk on court sit down take out all 57 rackets you have in their  two big bags.

·         15 Mins knock up with opponent cannot understand why this happens.

·         10 Mins changing from racket to another ( there all the fucking same )

·         10 Min drink and some food ( which the Fucking ball boys get for him )

·         Play one game yes one game which last four points in the men’s game unless there a double fault.  During points you must wipe your face, hands, legs and allof the racket every 30 sec then they sit down for five mins. Again order ball boy’s around.  50 Mins to play one game.

·         Games go 1-0, 1 -1, 2-1,2-2, until they reach 6-6 all then tie breaker  

·         My dream job would be to operate hawk eye sorry play station 3. Do people believe that   

·         This goes on until it rains or one player who losing gets injured and give up sorry retires and is unable to carry on. What do the crowd do give him a standing ovation.

·         Out of 4 hours I have worked out that they play for only 23 Mins 44 sec. Except if you’re a British player (which means if your any good you’re not! more like Russia or another iron curtain country but you if you have a Union jack on your racket bag you must be British) you only play three sets where you’re a man or woman.

·         So if you telling me that they played for 4 hours you must be watching a different sport.

·         38 Million A year spent on tennis in London (sorry UK) last winner 1936 BC not a great return.

Richy you must be very busy if you can drop everything to watch to people you never met or likely to meet and watch them play a round on tennis.    

Plumby  
02/07/2009 15:49:00
Kenny, a mate of mine is showing a scultpure piece he's created in this gallery. He gets paid to show it. What do you think of that?
Martyn Bo  
02/07/2009 14:26:47
That's mumbo jumbo
Martyn Bo  
02/07/2009 14:26:12
How much did Cow charge for all that legal mumb jumbo?
Plumby  
02/07/2009 12:23:56
At least the Jews got away without a mention.
Rob Nic  
02/07/2009 11:53:40
...and don't forget; hippies,dolies,veggies,gays,drug users.tennis spectators,english,Taggart,fuc**ng views and rugby players.
Plumby  
02/07/2009 11:34:45
In case any Gypsies or Bulgarians are reading.
Rob Nic  
02/07/2009 11:17:37
Why?
Plumby  
02/07/2009 10:10:26
Kenny, you've just been out ranted by the master.

This may a good time to introduce the SNS Terms and conditions page.
Rob Nic  
02/07/2009 09:58:18

1. Teaching Maths In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?

2. Teaching Maths In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 80% of the price.
What is his profit?

3. Teaching Maths In 1990
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80.
How much was his profit?

4. Teaching Maths In 2000
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20.
Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Maths In 2005
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habit of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. Your assignment: Discuss how the birds and squirrels might feel as the logger cut down their homes just for a measly profit of £20.

6. Teaching Maths In 2009
A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be offensive to Muslims or other religious groups not consulted in the felling licence. He is also fined a £100 as his chainsaw is in breach of Health and Safety legislation as it deemed too dangerous and could cut something. He has used the chainsaw for over 20 years without incident however he does not have the correct certificate of competence and is therefore considered to be a recidivist and habitual criminal. His DNA is sampled and his details circulated throughout all government agencies. He protests and is taken to court and fined another £100 because he is such an easy target. When he is released he returns to find Gypsies have cut down half his wood to build a camp on his land. He tries to throw them off but is arrested, prosecuted for harassing an ethnic minority, imprisoned and fined a further £100. While he is in jail the Gypsies cut down the rest of his wood and sell it on the black market for £100 cash. They also have a leaving BBQ of squirrel and pheasant, and depart leaving behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos sheeting. The forester on release is warned that failure to clear the fly tipped rubbish immediately at his own cost is an offence. He complains and is arrested for environmental pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced £12,000 plus VAT for safe disposal costs by a regulated government contractor.

Your assignment: How many times is the logger going to have to be arrested and fined before he realises that he is never going to make £20 profit by hard work, give up, sign onto the dole and live off the state for the rest of his life?

7. Teaching Maths In 2010
A logger doesn’t sell a lorry load of timber because he can’t get a loan to buy a new lorry because his bank has spent all his and their money on a derivative of securitised debt related to sub- prime mortgages in Alabama and lost the lot with only some government money left to pay a few million pound bonuses to their senior directors and the traders who made the biggest losses.

The logger struggles to pay the £1,200 road tax on his old lorry however, as it was built in the 1970s it no longer meets the emissions regulations and he is forced to scrap it.

Some Bulgarian loggers buy the lorry from the scrap merchant and put it back on the road. They undercut everyone on price for haulage and send their cash back home, while claiming unemployment for themselves and their relatives. If questioned they speak no English and it is easier to deport them at the governments expense. Following their holiday back home they return to the UK with different names and fresh girls and start again. The logger protests, is accused of being a bigoted racist and as his name is on the side of his old lorry he is forced to pay £1,500 registration fees as a gang master.

The Government borrows more money to pay more to the bankers as bonus's are not cheap. The parliamentarians feel they are missing out and claim the difference on expenses and allowances.
You do the maths.

8. Teaching Maths 2017
أ المسجل تبيع حموله شاحنة من الخشب من اجل 100 دولار. صاحب تكلفة الانتاج من
الثمن. < و الربح له؟

Richy Morris  
02/07/2009 08:20:56

being a sports fan ken, what about yesterdays epic match between hewitt and roddick?!

an aussie and a sepo going hammer and tong for 4 hours displaying immense athleticism and skill, now thats sport!

Plumby  
01/07/2009 16:31:38
Pear cider eh?
So you are open to new things.

You should invite a vegetarian homosexual into your house for a day and see how you get on.
Kenny  
01/07/2009 16:10:24

 

Sunny Weather, Holidays, Watching Cricket live, Have a sharp one, Pear Cider, Golf, rugby league, Bar-b-q, time away from Rugby players, beach and Saturdays’ off  

Rob Nic  
01/07/2009 15:28:40
I suggest a new section called "Rant de Jour " where you can express your prejudices and invite reasoned comment.
Cow  
01/07/2009 15:12:55
Any random punters on the web coming across this site with this content would be impressed by what a worldy open minded bunch we are on SnS. Out of interest, what do you enjoy about summer Kenny?
Plumby  
01/07/2009 14:01:11
I literally can't wait to see you Kenny.
This rant is going to be amazing.
Rob Nic  
01/07/2009 12:09:02
This is comedy gold as well as s&s gold.
Richy Morris  
01/07/2009 11:39:41

i thought you would love glastonbury ken with all its lovely scenery!

Martyn Bo  
01/07/2009 08:55:06
Shouting by typing - cool
Kenny  
01/07/2009 00:12:21

Glastonbury is for hippies who are on the dole, vegetarians, gays and drug users only.  Why the government does not try out some chemical bomb for uses in Iraq I don’t know. I‘d rather watch F*cking tennis.

Plumby  
30/06/2009 22:00:18
Kenneth, tennis is like chess with a racket.
Like you're Rab C Nesbit with a WRU jacket.
Tim Griff  
30/06/2009 20:53:48
'til Sunday Kenny.  You should have come to Glastonbury with us Kenny, get away from all those annoying, rowdy tennis fans...
Kenny  
30/06/2009 20:31:16

How long is this Tennis going to last?? Who gives a F*cking if Taggart wins or not. He hates the English and they spend a fortune to cheer him on.   

Plumby  
30/06/2009 15:25:43
Horse  
30/06/2009 00:33:22
Podge, just been looking into the logistics of that trip......realistically, if we're going to include ramsey and skomer island it'll probably mean camping out one night, your thoughts..........?
Plumby  
29/06/2009 13:48:13
Griff and Horse...
Martyn Bo  
29/06/2009 10:50:12

Another one bites the dust

Plumby  
29/06/2009 09:17:24
A little from column A a little from column B.

Cheers for all the texts.
Jase  
28/06/2009 16:15:59
or was it the hash cake that em was feeding him?
Bill  
28/06/2009 14:40:08
Quote from Tim Plumb at Glastobury.."Thanks to the festival srength cider Emma has agreed to marry me!"
Podge  
26/06/2009 16:15:24

there is a method to my madness

 

Martyn Bo  
26/06/2009 14:27:35
WOW Podge,your typing is really coming on, three posts in under a minute- impressive
Podge  
26/06/2009 14:04:45
wow what a storm last night!
Podge  
26/06/2009 14:04:23
yes he has
Podge  
26/06/2009 14:03:54
thanks
Martyn Bo  
26/06/2009 10:04:56
Mork's been quiet, hasn't he?
Rob Nic  
25/06/2009 21:27:36
Ok
Podge  
25/06/2009 19:57:26
somebody please post something...
Horse  
22/06/2009 23:25:21
Here we are Podge, cometh the man.........
Martyn Bo  
22/06/2009 08:58:44
Tato newydd = ardderchog
Horse  
20/06/2009 11:11:29

FAO Griff Robbie and Podge

Boys check out the videos of the black run (2 of).........when do we go??

Griffster  
19/06/2009 13:21:15
asif!
Podge  
18/06/2009 21:21:24
Dylan Haydo brought some money up to the Post Office today and told Diane it was a present for my 40th birthday. He cannot remember who contributed (apparently he gave a fiver) so I am giving a general thank you to those of you on here who may have chipped in and please give everyone else who contributed my thanks.
Podge  
18/06/2009 21:13:23
Martin, How were the Tato newydd?
Simon Davies  
17/06/2009 08:59:20

No my car keys don"t fit in podge"s ashtray anymore!

Kenny  
16/06/2009 21:02:42

Simon ! No there are 12 U10 in the squad. training will take place in july and games will start at the end of August. You will have to sell a few cows to buy all the kit Osian will need.

the squad will be cut down again before the season starts. Has Podge been in contact regarding a little french trip around Feb

Tim Griff  
16/06/2009 09:27:03
Gets me every time that...
Tim Griff  
16/06/2009 09:25:41
Park stage.  Friday 26th. Sub-headliners.
Podge  
15/06/2009 22:18:17
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Simon Davies  
15/06/2009 21:04:44

Ken did you get a buy 1get 25 free blue ink jet cartridges for your computer when you made the under 11"s squad announcement? Is there training tomorrow night?

 

Plumby  
15/06/2009 09:56:29
Robbie - The Horrors...
Plumby  
14/06/2009 21:37:35
at last, somebody who deserves some praise!
Horse  
11/06/2009 23:04:27
here here!!
Rob Nic  
11/06/2009 15:40:23
Martin Bows- s&s gold
Plumby  
11/06/2009 13:31:14
Click for more info Billliiiammmm
Martyn Bo  
10/06/2009 15:50:40

Mork calling Orson

Mork calling Orson

Come in Orson

Bezler  
10/06/2009 14:30:00

Im glad the BNP never did well in Wales but a bit worrying that they managed two seats in the European Parliment .

However Mr Brown carries on regardless amune to all the scandal that surrounds him. The apathy shown by the low turnout last week illustrates how much people have lost faith in those that govern and somehow he/they plod on.

Ryan Jones has been called out on the Lions tour then ( how lucky is he !!!) Poor old "hanner ceinog" class act having to come home. Pity although his time will come again.

Has that man been setenced for the double murders yet ??? Any news ???

 

 

 

Plumby  
10/06/2009 10:52:56
Genuine race results from Sunday...

605 Timothy Plumb 64Mile 4:32:08
757 Bill Ridge 64Mile 4:32:09

Unlucky Billy!

All results here
Martyn Bo  
10/06/2009 08:50:30
DOH!!
Tim Griff  
09/06/2009 22:31:49
Don't worry Mart, I've got the distance nailed... should give Griff2 at least a 3 minute (max) headstart over the ladies, that equates to a 45 minute deficit for your leg... better get those marathon pegs going again!
Plumby  
09/06/2009 15:33:08
There isnt even a Team A entered.
Martyn Bo  
09/06/2009 14:58:11

Team B!! I will have to have a word with the two griffs

Why couldn't bruce of team extreme do the swim or bike I wouldn't mind following emma or esther on the run

Plumby  
09/06/2009 12:55:22
He's like Ringo Star, he doesnt do them any more.

The good news though Mart is that your officially entered into the Triathlon. Not sure i fancy your chances against Team Extreme!
Martyn Bo  
09/06/2009 11:59:08
Can I have his autograph?
Plumby  
09/06/2009 11:18:49
my old man said he did it ages ago. he was more happy about being paid for four days work to do bugger all rather than actually be in the film.
Martyn Bo  
09/06/2009 10:46:07
Plumby, I was watching the film "i'll sleep when i'm Dead" on ITV4 last night, starring Clive Owen, Charlotte Rampling amongst others, any way Clive Owen's character is shown working in a forestry using a bright orange wood chipper with M + J Plumb on the side!! How cool is that? Fame at last
Podge  
07/06/2009 23:28:05
try again
Podge  
07/06/2009 23:26:36
for Plumby, not sure if it will work with mackerel feathers...
Tim Griff  
06/06/2009 12:15:07
Stalker...
Plumby  
04/06/2009 23:13:16
Plumby  
04/06/2009 23:13:07
Click for more info yes, evidence of that faithful day is mounting... i definitely shouldn’t have been there!
Tim Griff  
04/06/2009 21:43:17
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......
Podge  
04/06/2009 10:21:41
Well done Ken, great effort...
Plumby  
04/06/2009 10:15:06
Athletic Cup Final report.
Plumby  
03/06/2009 17:03:53
Haha. good effort cow. don't let the fuckers grind you down.
Cow  
03/06/2009 17:03:15
Testing testing (for the first time from BB sat on the bog at work). SnS still banned by the fun police here so I am deprived. Enjoy the Lions tonight. Hoping 9,10,12 and 13 combination goes well as it would be good to see that combination for the test side.
Plumby  
03/06/2009 10:47:37
you've got to go there to come back to realise you never want to go there again
Horse  
03/06/2009 10:25:13
er plumby, as we're on technicalities, i'm sure that pic jase put up was taken after you swam at Gateholm Island.......Jack sound has nothing to do with it, other than the fact that the sound had removen any morsel of confidence that you had!!
Plumby  
02/06/2009 23:25:01
you've got to go there to come back
Tim Griff  
02/06/2009 21:03:25
Ooof... should have left the whole Jase thing alone there Plumby.  Smaaaaaaaaaasshhh!
Plumby  
02/06/2009 13:40:48
Dont want to pick you up on a technicality, but i wasn't in the kayak at the time... cant think where i was... oh yeah, i decided to walk round after being flipped over 5 times in Jack Sound at full tilt.
Jase  
01/06/2009 22:01:32
Click for more info if only he stayed a bit longer he would have seen plumbs boat being towed by a horse
Tim Griff  
01/06/2009 21:03:51
Jase is a girl Jase is a girl...
Plumby  
01/06/2009 13:35:41
haha, check out the comment he made Jase!
Plumby  
31/05/2009 22:21:41
After visiting Skomer Island today i was trying to find our more information about the history of it and surrounding islands... uncovered this shot... not sure where Horse is, but i know why my hair is wet!
Plumby  
28/05/2009 12:30:39
dam straight. no crowds and a good wave...

Just the odd unexploded bomb to content with!
Audrey  
27/05/2009 22:18:08

you surfing frains lake plum ? pice of piss!  horse, robbie from toy town's on the sick at the moment ?

Plumby  
27/05/2009 21:55:10
theres that surf permit tomorrow down at the range.
Horse  
27/05/2009 20:26:13
lets discuss my unimployment at brechfa tomorrow night, aubrey and alun harries confirmed so far.......  failing that, it can be discussed at either mine early,  or the plash later on friday night, having a few beers to celebrate progressing from being  a tax and soap dodger to just a tax dodger!!!!!
Plumby  
27/05/2009 14:24:35
Jaime Bohatatta is unemployed. Discuss.
Bezler  
27/05/2009 13:08:56
Its all gone quiet
Tim Griff  
25/05/2009 15:34:24
No... yes... yes
Plumby  
22/05/2009 13:02:23
Yowza. Good luck with at one.

On a completely separate note, before you go can i borrow your board, your literature dispenser and your Chaka Demus and Pliers CD?

Tim Griff  
21/05/2009 22:01:31

Unfortunately I can't make it... I'm washing my hair that day.

Margaret river WA.   And that's where Yvonne's old man is taking us for a week when we go out!

Plumby  
20/05/2009 22:36:01
I'll pay you to ride it. That's in Tazmania ain't it?
Tim Griff  
20/05/2009 22:34:43
Click for more info

Oktoberfest in September... anyone else find that a little odd?

 

Can't wait for my trip to Western Australia next year... anyone order a heavy one?!

Jase  
20/05/2009 20:42:59

176 OKTOBERFEST any one Keen?have had a look sum prices should be abel to get a flight for under £150 traveling sun 20th sep and returning tus 22nd

Plumby  
20/05/2009 15:40:10
When Jordan and Andre split there were rumours that she left him because she'd been rutting a show jumper. Something that the show jumper denied, cue Sun headline:

"Jordan Jumper, i didnt hump her"



Straight into my top 10 headlines of all time. Incidentally my favourite is when that bloke faked his death in a kayaking accident. He was arrested in Spain. Mirror headline: "Canoe come with us please"
Griffster  
20/05/2009 13:28:37

Missing, 1 cart horse last seen about 2 weeks ago, anyone with any info keep it to yourself.

Plumby  
18/05/2009 13:33:12
Horse, when you come out of hibernation, I've got a summer challenge for you...

Here
Bezler  
17/05/2009 13:33:00
Get some sticky sticky and politely go on your travels back to Noddy land !!!
Podge  
16/05/2009 22:53:45
but who is better? JC or Bezler?

There is only one way to find out.....

FIGHT!!!!
Plumby  
16/05/2009 22:16:37
good times last night. well happy with the whiskey shots from brownie and tom. JC aint happy bez.
Bezler  
14/05/2009 14:58:14

Jeff Collins being Jeff Collins thats what upsets me and you i think Aubrey.

I

Martyn Bo  
14/05/2009 09:24:04

JC got the words to "Yma o hyd" wrong, that's what upset Bez

Well done last night lads

Jase  
13/05/2009 23:32:28
Well dun Narb both Pemb's cups in the trophy cabinet and more importantly neither in Shitland.
Audrey  
13/05/2009 23:18:19

good helmet plumb ! has jc pinched ur arse bez !!

Cow  
13/05/2009 17:33:48
You are quite right Plumby. All sounds loose though
Plumby  
13/05/2009 17:13:53
Jase, Griff, Pen Sgwar, the necks a bit better today, thanks for asking.
Kenny  
13/05/2009 16:19:52
What has JC done to MW
Plumby  
13/05/2009 13:46:03
Great quote there Kenny. Is there an English version you can share?

The best bit about all these last comments is that Cow won't quite know what's gone on but will be chomping at the bit to know.
Kenny  
13/05/2009 11:54:00
After last week European song contest Semi Finals at the club which the Welsh Won the Wru are now looking into a possible code of conduct against two member of the Vet team. It took place at the club house about midnight if you have any information please contact your local WRU officer.

One looked like a drunk Rob Howley and the other one looked a bit like the hobbit. If you know who the players are please contact JO at the WRU asap
Martyn Bo  
13/05/2009 09:15:31
I apologise for my joke, I agree it wasn't funny, I wasn't laughing when I typed it
Simon Davies  
13/05/2009 08:51:34

Was griff at the game last friday?

 

Rob Nic  
12/05/2009 18:57:52
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer," he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge." Bezzler, that's the worst joke in the World.
Bezler  
12/05/2009 16:41:24

Martin B i usually admire your humour  but thats the worst joke ever

He will have an award for the thickest skin in the Club maybe!!!

Ban him now and never get him to return

 

Martyn Bo  
12/05/2009 16:37:09
Oh Bezler, I think JC is sitting next to you in the club dinner, rumour is he is up for clubman of the year!!
Griffster  
12/05/2009 16:35:01
At least you remember something.
Martyn Bo  
12/05/2009 16:15:35
All I remember is singing Alouette
Rob Nic  
12/05/2009 15:24:16
What a night. Fighting, shirt buttons ripped off, doorstep shitting. Who says the younger generation are going off the rails?
Plumby  
12/05/2009 14:59:16
What exactly happened?
Bezler  
12/05/2009 14:13:04

Can Jeff Collins be  banned from Narberth RFC he really doesnt improve.does he

Last Friday night just reminded me what a twat the bloke is. If you happen to read this Jeff then i make no apology.!!

Podge  
11/05/2009 22:15:52
epic
Plumby  
11/05/2009 09:17:15
Pizza?
Rob Nic  
10/05/2009 20:22:21
I'll walk down it.
Horse  
09/05/2009 22:36:25
Just waiting for robbie to get back to me.......
Podge  
08/05/2009 16:24:28
when we going?
Horse  
08/05/2009 16:08:22
"At over 60km long and dropping around 3700m (from 2764m to 800m) this ride shows off the spectacular scenery of the Alps at their best....."  anyone for france this summer?
Bezler  
08/05/2009 14:53:00
Thats a good shout Mart!!!  Ryan what a legend !!
Martyn Bo  
08/05/2009 14:14:30
I've been practising "Blodwen a Mary o Abergavenny"
Bezler  
08/05/2009 14:12:20

Be prepared for some great singing from the French boys tonight.

Was with them and Bruce last night top singers and some great sideboards

Bezler  
06/05/2009 10:41:10
He wears a magic hat !!
Jase  
05/05/2009 19:34:49
Club dinner next Friday if you want to go need to get ticket from club by this weekend tickets are £17.50 each ta
Rob Nic  
05/05/2009 15:28:32
Robbie Nic is magic
Richy Morris  
05/05/2009 15:01:28
christ, i dont know what's would you up more rob - half-full pint glasses or a chorus of 'robbie nich is magic'!
Rob Nic  
05/05/2009 14:44:57
Whatever they were there was no need for 20+ pint glasses of partially filled squash,water,urine,beer,pop,littered around the flat.
Richy Morris  
05/05/2009 13:59:15
i'd like to think they were half full rob!
Plumby  
05/05/2009 13:31:27
6 cups a day? no wander his skins like leather.
Bezler  
05/05/2009 12:46:03

Not just anybody can drink the same Coffee as Robbie !!!

Ive always maintained that !!

 

Rob Nic  
05/05/2009 12:37:55
They were always half empty Morris.
Richy Morris  
05/05/2009 11:50:12
but never leave empty pint glasses around his flat!!
Martyn Bo  
05/05/2009 11:46:39

Very, three cups of coffee in the morning and afternoon

Plumby  
05/05/2009 11:24:17
Is he a demanding boss?
Martyn Bo  
05/05/2009 08:57:29

Cow, that would be great if you still have it and are still down, the missus works with Rob in the nfu office in Narberth and we live opposite if you can drop it in cheers

Bill  
05/05/2009 07:26:50
The Clubs Annual Dinner is at the Nantyffin this year Friday 15th May..there is a good crowd going so I hope everyone will make an effort to attend!!
Griffster  
01/05/2009 16:25:55
The cup is back at it's home.
Plumby  
01/05/2009 14:27:26
Get in cow. Are you around for beers?

I'm leading a cliff hopping party around St.Nons on Sunday. Few beers after. Everyone welcome.
Cow  
01/05/2009 14:26:57
Awesome result on Wednesday night boys. Sounds like the celebrations lived up to expectations. Keen to hear more about them. Bows, am coming back west tonight and the evening standard today is publishing the full results for the marathon. I'll bring you back a copy if you want and drop it off.
Audrey  
30/04/2009 22:45:38

awsome result boys last night . I think i might have 2 retire i'm bloody sore,stiff and bruised !!! clean joke of the year mart !!

Martyn Bo  
30/04/2009 14:32:07

BBC Wales have just announced that Withybush hospital is treating a patient who has swine flu, asked what they are feeding the patient a spokesman said "pancakes and plaice" asked why they are feeding this food they said "thats all we can get under the door"

 

NB this joke was adapted from my AIds joke of 1990

Kenny  
30/04/2009 14:07:22
Big Jonh runs into house and says to Mary "Oh my god. I can't fill the car with petrol in case i get swine fever " Mary says "old twat that's Mexico not Fucking Texico
Kenny  
30/04/2009 14:01:22
Thanks boys for great night last night at the club. 

Witnessed several new Olympic Sports most of them involved AY   

Martyn Bo  
30/04/2009 10:19:14

Great news lads, nice to have the cup back.

Plumby that joke was on Terry Wogan's show this morning, you should be too young to be listening to him

Plumby  
30/04/2009 10:02:11
Good night last night boys, the memory of a certain threesome wrestling naked on the pitch in the mud and rain will live long in my memory.

There is concern about swine flu in Pembs so I've been on the phone to NHS direct. I couldn't get through to them, there was a bad line, all i got was crackling.
Rob Nic  
30/04/2009 09:32:32
Well done boys. Great win.
Plumby  
30/04/2009 09:15:29
For those not in the know the Mighty Athletic were victorious last night in the Pembs cup final. We won 22-0. Sexy times.
Tim Griff  
29/04/2009 16:45:39

Top effort Mart... impressive time.

Robbie - unfortunately I will not be able to run out for the vets in May... gutted!!

Bill  
29/04/2009 15:35:44
Well done Martin under 4hrs is fab...on the wing for the vets...griff and podge are fighting for the props places!
Griffster  
29/04/2009 14:21:59

Nice one mart. 

Eils has already told the Crymych no 8 that works for Jeff in Llanddewi to watch out for the old f***er in the back row.

smash-smash-smash-smash-smash-smash! 

Podge  
29/04/2009 12:47:02
Well done Martin, top effort!

Good luck guys tonight, lets hope we can kick off the first of this weeks five finals Narberth are involved in with a "massive W "
Bezler  
29/04/2009 12:23:04

Llongyfarchidau Martin well done

All the best tonight in the Final. Ymlaen Arberth

Richy Morris  
29/04/2009 11:39:17

top stuff mart! you should be running out at 10 for the vets game now!

pob lwc heno bois

Plumby  
29/04/2009 10:59:29
AWESOME!

Under 4 hours is immense.
Martyn Bo  
29/04/2009 09:40:24
Click for more info Picture of me eating an apple after finishing
Martyn Bo  
29/04/2009 09:38:49

Flora London Marathon 2009 Results

Runner details

PERSON

view pace graph

Name

BOWEN, ROBERT M (GBR)

Club

Runner No.

17788

Age group

M18

TIMES

5 km

0:28:17

25 km

2:15:12

10 km

0:54:42

30 km

2:42:38

15 km

1:22:08

35 km

3:12:38

20 km

1:48:41

40 km

3:46:02

half

1:54:22

finish

3:59:09

TOTAL

Position (overall)

10264

Position
(age group)

4650

Position (gender)

8447

Finish time

3:59:09

Martyn Bo  
29/04/2009 09:36:33

Owww my legs still hurt, still can't walk properly, major cramp attack after 22 miles, finally finished in 3hr 59min 09sec.

should have recoverd in time for the veterans game.

Good luck tonight boys

Leaderboard.doc
Podge  
28/04/2009 22:13:21
ok you stay in the second row, I'll play at 8
Griffster  
28/04/2009 16:55:04
Toughen up Bell!    I will be there Robbie but I'm not playing 2nd row with Podge.
Plumby  
28/04/2009 11:05:16
I've created a phone\handheld version of shitandshave. Book mark here...
http://www.shitandshave.co.uk/mobile.asp
Simon Davies  
28/04/2009 09:28:07
Yes hopefully i"ll be there and I saw Ieuan Mathews in chinese on sat nite and he was keen but i don"t know if he"ll play.
Kenny  
28/04/2009 00:28:51

Martin I think it will be better to pay as the Scarletts play next season I can't see them last a whole season. It's not money worries just that the coaching shit and that came from a player.

Is Stephen going to Cardiff why do all Scarlets ten end up in Cardiff e.g Barry John and JD. Any more news from Parc -y-Scarlets. Next year's pre-season games Llangwm and St Davids ( Sorry Richy) Home!!

 

Rob Nic  
27/04/2009 21:39:06
can you please confirm on here if are going to be able to play at Vets game 8/5/09 kick off 7.00pm. Please turn up no later than 6.58 Should be a good night. Regardless of the rugby
Podge  
27/04/2009 18:22:08
Old gits aye! I didn't want to change the quote of the day, but a reality check is needed....
Griffster  
27/04/2009 16:26:34
It's ok Richie, I'm just playing along with the old gits.
Richy Morris  
27/04/2009 15:06:02
griff your an engineer and therfore have a brain. you should be no where near the front 5!
Bill  
27/04/2009 14:59:27

No griff it gets worse..Podge moved on to be a prop!!

Griffster  
27/04/2009 13:11:33
So is this how it all ends? I thought there would be more to this life.
Bill  
27/04/2009 12:06:19
Podge..griff had a run out in the second row against H'west he loved every minute of it..
Plumby  
27/04/2009 11:44:01
you don't need tape to be a matched pair.
Podge  
27/04/2009 11:26:42
Bezler, is that true about the fraud squad?
Podge  
27/04/2009 11:24:54
go on Griff mun, I'll even bring some tape for your ears so we'll be a matching pair...
Bezler  
27/04/2009 11:24:50

Kenny i will buy my season ticket next year.

Got to support the team through the bad times as well as the good times.

Allegedly the fraud sqaud have been sent in to the Scarlets and are investigating some matters!!!!

Im with Kenny ive never heard of mauls or rucks either.

6- Ferris

8 Heaslip

7 Wallace

 

 

 

Griffster  
27/04/2009 10:26:17

Oh my god I feel sick just thinking about it!

Plumby  
26/04/2009 21:44:56
...oh...oh please.
Podge  
26/04/2009 21:41:19
Griff, will you make a dream come true and pack down with me in the second row for the vets?
Plumby  
26/04/2009 09:53:39
Wednesday in Whitland 7:15 KO. We're playing Crymych.

Kenny - good rant and nice inclusion of 'beer and whores'.
Rob Nic  
26/04/2009 07:40:01
when is the seconds final?
Podge  
25/04/2009 22:19:00
Bezler, I know this question is going to stretch you! asin answering it would involve deliberations on  lineouts rucks, mauls etc (ask Kenny what they are)

But which Irish back row is that?
Kenny  
25/04/2009 21:25:07

Martin

What the fuck going on at the Scarlets do you know ?  are you going to have a season ticket for next season. I would spend it on some thing more important like beer and whores

Plumby  
25/04/2009 20:57:30
interesting...
Simon Davies  
25/04/2009 20:24:17
Plumby give me a ring i"ve got a job for you. What date are the french coming over?
Bezler  
25/04/2009 14:06:33

Simon thank you but just to let you know hat Real radio phoned me up to speak as they wanted a couple of rugby questions asked.

They often highlight different sporting happenings but that doesnt mean that every question must be related to that particular topic. as was the case last night with the Ninian Park scenario.

Bezlers Lions ( for anybody that cares)

15 Kearney 14 Bowe 13 Brian O' Driscoll : 12 Fluety 11 Shane W

10 Is there a debate ????  9 Phillips

1 Jenkins, 2 Flannery, 3 Murray, 4 AW. Jones ,5 O' Connel

Irish Back row.

 

 

Simon Davies  
24/04/2009 19:38:36
Shane Higgon sugested we should have a wine training before we welcome those frogies to narb.Anyone one got an evening free?  PS very good question 2nite bezler on real radio sports phone in on the lions tour. Shame it was in the middle of"your memories of ninian park and cardiff fc"!!!!
Tim Griff  
23/04/2009 21:19:50

Looks like line breaks...

 

 

 

 

...are the new brackets!

Plumby  
23/04/2009 16:51:48
you must have some amazing lecturers. top work there bez.
Bezler  
23/04/2009 16:28:42

Bruce E has asked me to ask people whether they can attend the Veteran Game on Friday May 8th irrespective of whether their playing or not.

He's hoping that the club will be fullish for a bit of a sing song etc.

 

Morris is coming down and he would like to see as many familar faces as possible.

 

I thought this was the best way of  telling people.

Diolch

Plumby  
23/04/2009 11:00:40
Yeah, good luck Mart, are you really wearing a big otter suit?
Simon Davies  
22/04/2009 20:49:06
Good luck for sunday bows, will you be going to church after the run?
Plumby  
21/04/2009 21:57:46
it wasn't written by Columbo.

Our final is next Tuesday now in Whitland 7 o'clock.
Bezler  
21/04/2009 20:38:53
Thats a very toned down article Mr Plumb are the powers that be finally getting their demands !!!!!
Plumby  
21/04/2009 13:33:04
don't forget your helmets...

Quick Athletic round-up
Horse  
21/04/2009 13:17:15

bezzler, for once you right......and i'm going to keep on that theme!!  tonight we're heading to llanddawror woods on the bikes and podge and smalls are coming too!

Bezler  
21/04/2009 11:45:06
Its getting silly on here again !!!
Martyn Bo  
21/04/2009 11:18:02
Click for more info

Griff / Podge, Podge / Griff

It's only a matter of time

Podge  
20/04/2009 22:26:45
fit John Hayes! feck I'll settle for that! big step up from a a semi retired Griff
Audrey  
20/04/2009 21:37:38
fucking hell copper your chopsy when your not with ur bird !!!!
Audrey  
20/04/2009 21:35:06
isthat called parkour on a mountain bike? awsome! yes fixed return crank spindle shaft !
Richy Morris  
20/04/2009 21:30:11

or a fit john hayes!

 

Richy Morris  
20/04/2009 21:29:29
he's a good bloke chris helps. did he actually think it was you though podge or a slightly overweight christian cullen?!
Tim Griff  
20/04/2009 21:06:49
Those bikes... they're obviously not fixed wheel, but does peddling backwards actual turn the wheel backwards?
Horse  
20/04/2009 16:08:42
HOLY MOLY.......
Plumby  
20/04/2009 13:36:20
Mega bike skills. Theres a mental sequence from 3 minutes onwards, but its all worth a look.

Podge  
20/04/2009 10:33:10

Jamie, its P C Chris Helps, yes he's a trained surveillance office with Dyfed Powys Police.

 

This is getting all too spooky, and more than a little worrying!

Simon Davies  
19/04/2009 21:28:53

Griff  sorry Podge I thought u are the same age as the boys?  Or are you just going for the more mature look these days?

Griffster  
18/04/2009 11:28:57
Radio 4!!!!!! How old are you boys?
Podge  
18/04/2009 00:12:40
It was Griff
Audrey  
17/04/2009 21:15:33
anybody listen 2 radio 4 you and yours 2 day ? or talk on it !
Griffster  
17/04/2009 18:52:04
Can't we go back to picking on Audrey? As for an answer to you Simon, Frank my ass!
Podge  
17/04/2009 16:30:28
Griff, stop poodying, pick your knuckles up off the floor and answer Simons request for information!
Martyn Bo  
17/04/2009 14:13:45
IT'S ADDICTIVE
Martyn Bo  
17/04/2009 14:13:17
It's addictive
Martyn Bo  
17/04/2009 14:12:48
it's addictive
Griffster  
17/04/2009 13:59:48
I hate this site!
Martyn Bo  
16/04/2009 16:58:10

Against who?

Plumby  
16/04/2009 12:24:04
no... only a saw finger. we won though. final a week wednesday.
Bezler  
16/04/2009 12:06:50
Score last night Plumby ???
Plumby  
15/04/2009 14:00:12
Don't forget the mighty Athletic are in operation tonight. As an extra treat Billiam Ridge is keeping our woodwork warm, but expect an appearance at some point.
Simon Davies  
14/04/2009 22:22:02

I"m looking 2 upgrade my current pressure washer.  It"s a KEW 02V/VA and I"m looking to upgrade to a Frank HW 705 DMS or a HW 905 DMS.   I really don"t know which one to go for, has anyone got any advice? pls.pls.

Audrey  
14/04/2009 21:27:53

ahhh there is a difference podge/grifta ? 1 small cut ?

 

Plumby  
14/04/2009 09:09:46
ahhhh. it makes sense now. when i saw Podge 'necking' Eilwen in a car yesterday it must have been griff! Duh.
Tim Griff  
14/04/2009 08:09:04
Ha ha... I think I speak for us all (most of us) when i say, more examples of Podge being mistaken for Griff or vice versa are very welcome on this site!
Podge  
13/04/2009 20:31:47
Great time thanks Simon, idyllic setting , fine weather and good company, only spoiled by the farmers insistence that I look at his pressure washer for him, what the feck do I know about pressure washers?
Plumby  
13/04/2009 11:13:43
Big shout out to the Athletic. Completing this seasons whitewash of Whitland with a 3-0 win away on Saturday.

The mighty Athletic are playing the semi final of the Pembrokeshire cup on Wednesday night. Kick off is at 7 o'clock, we're at home to Haverfordwest.
Simon Davies  
11/04/2009 21:38:58
hey podge sori griff hows the caravaning going?
Plumby  
09/04/2009 21:10:58
Fair do's. I didnt know that. For what its worth the youth boys played well Matty the hooker was ballsy as hell.
Podge  
09/04/2009 19:27:42
Plumpy, could you change the "mighty athletic" to "grateful athletic" the Youth had to call off our league match, and therefore have points deducted, in order to prop up the geriatrics.
Plumby  
09/04/2009 14:43:34
Waunarlwydd report.
Tim Griff  
09/04/2009 08:12:27
Apology accepted...
Griffster  
08/04/2009 16:13:06
Thats a bit harsh, sorry.
Griffster  
08/04/2009 16:11:12
No they would'nt so take your planks else where.
Tim Griff  
08/04/2009 08:16:07
I don't suppose they'll be welcoming surfers in the background of either of those flicks eh?!
Plumby  
03/04/2009 14:56:20
you can look forward to seeing Billiam Widge and Higgy so far.
Martyn Bo  
03/04/2009 14:54:12

Sorry can't make the bench, got a 21 miler planned for Saturday, might crawl over after to have a look though

Bezler  
03/04/2009 11:50:40
Match reporting back to its best Plumby. I think im bordering on a Type1
Plumby  
03/04/2009 11:13:15
hilarious

CALLING ALL EX-NARBERTH PLAYERS. WE NEED SOME PEOPLE FOR THE BENCH SATURDAY. HOME AGAINST WAUNARLWYDD.

They're not the strongest side in the league...See the league table here
Martyn Bo  
03/04/2009 10:13:38
Podge is the odd one out the ginger one?
Plumby  
02/04/2009 23:12:28
live fast die young.

Confirmed so far for the Italian night at Martins gym next week are: Emma, Mouse, Me, Tim, Yvonne, Chinster, Griff, Eils, Horse. Sarah, Jase

Any more takers?
Podge  
02/04/2009 17:25:53
Click for more info Just read the Mumbles report, the pressure obviously must be off you Mr Plumb?

Quick Quiz, spot the odd one out?
Bezler  
02/04/2009 14:45:25
This course is great for my English bois really tidy like This bracket thing is quite handy I knew you would be ready to pounce with Which Club is that then Bezler ?? ( Podge)and others would follow like sheep!!!!
Plumby  
02/04/2009 14:38:33
Mumbles report.
Podge  
02/04/2009 13:44:39
I never thought I would see "Jeff Gilrhyd" eulogised on the pages of "SnS", great guy just don't take any racing tips off him!
Plumby  
02/04/2009 09:08:57
bang! someone take Audreys laces off him.
Richy Morris  
02/04/2009 08:39:29
'nor orbrey', i had a can of 'corker corlar' and put it on the dashboard of the 'lor lorder'. i then i took a 'four-tor' and showed it to 'andrrrrrrrew' who took money out of my 'whare-jiz'. when i went 'horme' i watched a 'videor' about jeff gilrhyd's mini pick up and dreamt about sweden.
Plumby  
01/04/2009 23:47:27
Audrey, I'd check your sights, every time you pull the trigger you shoot yourself in the foot.

Bezler, best use of brackets i've seen this year, no doubt.

I just heard this song for the first time today, its fuckin brilliant and it was made in 1979! Sparks - Tryouts For The Human Race
Tim Griff  
01/04/2009 20:46:17
Yep... you told us 163 seconds earlier.
Audrey  
01/04/2009 19:13:24
fucking hell copper early shift 2 day ! time 2change your pants and brush your teeth! plumby had an awsome game last sat have you heard ?
Audrey  
01/04/2009 19:10:41
fucking hell copper early shift 2 day ! time 2change your pants and brush your teeth! plumby had an awsome game last sat have you heard ?
Podge  
01/04/2009 18:24:26

sorry! I take it all back, they were actually parenthesis and also used out of context.

I thought I'd better correct myself before Audrey [Audrey] did it for me.

Podge  
01/04/2009 18:14:33
He may be from Carmarthen Athletic but you just have to admire Bezzler's impressive use of brackets
Plumby  
01/04/2009 14:41:44
I thought Carmarthen was your club?
Bezler  
01/04/2009 13:47:04

Just to let you know that i watched the Scarlets match v Dragons last week ( friendly).

Lloyd ( P) came on second half nice to see a local boy doing our club ( Narberth) proud

 

Richy Morris  
01/04/2009 07:41:14
great result against whitland boys!
Audrey  
31/03/2009 21:06:39

tim, kenny needs 2 know is your brother available for junior union next week !

 

Plumby  
31/03/2009 14:49:22
According to my sources i've reached a critical level of critics!
Griffster  
31/03/2009 13:49:54
Playing it straight is it Plumb?  Has there been any pressure on you?
Plumby  
31/03/2009 11:31:07
Whitland game report
Plumby  
30/03/2009 18:59:05
JNT Dining club will be heading down to Martins Gym\Italian restaurant on the 11th of April. 20 a head for food. Its after the Whitland game, so few beers in the club then some fine dining, what could be better?! Let me know.
Plumby  
30/03/2009 17:38:20
Click for more info Italin trip photos are filtering through. Identities remain a secret.
Plumby  
30/03/2009 17:12:20
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Plumby  
30/03/2009 17:11:35
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Plumby  
30/03/2009 16:49:25
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Plumby  
30/03/2009 09:39:25
They're probably all his.

Mart - can you email me. I need some particulars for the Triathlon.
Martyn Bo  
30/03/2009 09:06:50

Guess who is coaching Whitland under 8  junior rugby??

Bob 'crazy mad man from Cardiff' the Builder.

I couldn't believe my eyes

Tim Griff  
29/03/2009 21:07:22
That... is a very good come back!
Rob Nic  
29/03/2009 19:49:21
Shit and shave gold!
Podge  
29/03/2009 19:38:30
this is good..
Plumby  
29/03/2009 19:03:53
At least I've only had 12 hours of living in the shadow of my better playing brother. You've had a lifetime!
Audrey  
29/03/2009 09:42:55

tim, mat davies and i talked in the club last night about your strenghts and many weakneses ? on your strenghts can you bring your brother again next week ?

Tim Griff  
26/03/2009 22:19:47
Click for more info

Lake district is impressive gents...

 

Right... when is this 'ere triathlon then?  And how long is the little paddle?

Plumby  
26/03/2009 16:40:12
not as many as normal.
Martyn Bo  
26/03/2009 15:37:53

ooh ooh Mr Peebly, how many did you score Plumby?

Martyn Bo  
26/03/2009 10:49:37
Excellent win boys, they don't like it up 'em
Plumby  
25/03/2009 23:20:54
Jase  
25/03/2009 22:26:58
was 40 points to 3 until Griff came on.
Plumby  
25/03/2009 21:55:35
Ahem...

Pembs cup quarters.

Whitland - 18
Narberth Athletic - 40.
Podge  
25/03/2009 20:23:21
Click for more info my mistake, wrong one....
Griffster  
25/03/2009 13:09:13
No Podge, a lycra clad me not you
Podge  
24/03/2009 19:56:13
Click for more info ?
Plumby  
24/03/2009 11:29:43
It's on. We can all look forward to a Lycra clad Griff on a road bike!
Martyn Bo  
24/03/2009 09:34:22

Count me in

Plumby  
23/03/2009 22:45:41
Mart Bo's, Timmy G is keen to do the swim in the triathlon and Griff said he'd do the bike leg, so fancy an 11K run? I'm only getting it sorted so you can drag me over the finishing line with you.
Richy Morris  
23/03/2009 16:50:43
you have mentioned it once bill - but i think you've got away with it!
Rob Nic  
22/03/2009 21:12:23
How good is this
Bill  
22/03/2009 11:14:01

Plumby you cheeky bitch..is that the green that WE did when the reat of boys did the Black!! and at least my bike came back intact..not like jamie's again.....oh I won't metion the rugby!!

 

Plumby  
21/03/2009 21:57:42
Click for more info Sunny Brechfa today, here's one of Billy. I set the camera to take a shot a minute.
Griffster  
19/03/2009 13:55:03
Plumpy that derailer would be perfect for you as it is for road use.
Plumby  
19/03/2009 12:21:22
Just checking out the Mig Welding blog there hey Jaime?
Horse  
19/03/2009 12:09:25
Aubrey, I've got an idea...........
Horse  
12/03/2009 09:49:05
robbie, incase you find your selfs 'stranded' in cham
Horse  
12/03/2009 09:48:12
Just in case any one heading off to the alps wanted an over nighter......
Plumby  
11/03/2009 22:19:39
Ask Les, he'll tell you.
Tim Griff  
11/03/2009 20:58:06
I'm with you Podge.  As a feat of engineering... reasonably impressive.  But of no other value.
Podge  
11/03/2009 17:41:15
What is the point?
Plumby  
11/03/2009 13:03:14
MTB Hamster wheel
Richy Morris  
11/03/2009 10:54:30

just like rene and renato!!

Plumby  
10/03/2009 20:51:53
Sorry.

Sorry.

Plumby  
10/03/2009 17:26:43
"I often think about being a nudist. i think i'd be happier as one. the only thing stopping me, ironically, is my love for sewing."

People's secret posts...
Martyn Bo  
10/03/2009 13:45:52
Click for more info Rob's stag night cycling shorts as worn by Plumby and another well known short person
Plumby  
10/03/2009 11:09:47
Yeah, good effort bez. Who did you get them from? Are they face value?
Bezler  
10/03/2009 10:46:30
Speak to Marv, Plumby i just gave him a no and hes got some tickets for you
Simon Davies  
09/03/2009 21:46:55
Pumby tickets for italy v wales on seatwave .com reasonably priced.
Rob Nic  
09/03/2009 16:19:56
Here's John as a youngster. I remember watching this at the time (30 years ago!) Watch the band and the "dancer". Brilliant!!
Plumby  
09/03/2009 09:25:39
I can't go back to savoury now.
Plumby  
06/03/2009 17:54:57
Its called 'Dont kiss my ass' and yes, probably.
Cow  
06/03/2009 15:59:16
What are people doing on the open mic tomorrow night in the club then. Plumby, is 'My wife she was a donkey' having an outing?
Plumby  
05/03/2009 13:05:28
That was a special post.

Anyone fancy owning The Plash!?
Rob Nic  
05/03/2009 10:00:42
Shitandshave gold.
Audrey  
04/03/2009 22:26:46
podge you fucker !!! do i have 2 wear swimwear ?and copper keep you're snout out !!! stinking swine !!!
Podge  
02/03/2009 23:56:02
In there like swimwear......
Richy Morris  
02/03/2009 15:55:34
spot on podge!!
Podge  
02/03/2009 15:29:36
Click for more info No competition, Its got to be Aubrey.....
Plumby  
02/03/2009 14:31:53
All you need now is a swimmer. There is a team of three entry, each person does one leg. Who do you know who can swim a mile?
Martyn Bo  
02/03/2009 14:08:44

Griff I'll do the run, but I'm not running in the dark

Griffster  
02/03/2009 13:59:12
I can do the 43k bike, all i need is someone for the swim and run and i'm in.
Plumby  
02/03/2009 12:08:57
Anyone else fancy a slice of the Pembrokeshire Triathlon pie? Cow and me have entered.
Martyn Bo  
27/02/2009 15:51:38

The next Dr Who?

Bezler  
27/02/2009 15:18:13
On a totally serious note Tony Davies should be
Podge  
26/02/2009 12:54:10
I'm sorry Bezler, yes it was, well spotted
Bezler  
26/02/2009 11:40:19
Plant !!!
Richy Morris  
25/02/2009 17:55:13
thats why 'robbie nich is magic........'!!
Rob Nic  
25/02/2009 15:38:29
Apologies. Misread Podge's post
Rob Nic  
25/02/2009 15:37:23
Bezler puts himself up fo erection every night in Cardiff
Podge  
25/02/2009 15:17:59
Bezzler, why don't you put yourself up for election?
Plumby  
25/02/2009 14:59:12
It cant be Clive, who's going to put the cones out for Dods and Gale?

Athletic won 27 - 8
Bezler  
25/02/2009 14:52:31
Thanks for that inside information Podge i wont tell anyone!!!
Podge  
25/02/2009 14:43:12
£50 quid Bez it won't be any of those....
Bezler  
25/02/2009 14:20:26

Emyr really does love the obvious game i know!!!!

Im sure your glad that you didnt have to put up with that Simon!!!

 

Whose in the running for being the new El Presidento positon Podge

William Hill just quoted me these odds ( got any inside info Podge)

Viv 2/1  and Clive J 2/1

Dwyfor 3/1

Penri 3/1

 

 

Rob Nic  
25/02/2009 10:58:46
Persil
Podge  
25/02/2009 09:54:16
Simon, Rob Nics the first back on here, so its obvious he's got a clean sheet.....
Rob Nic  
25/02/2009 09:14:12

What's the obvious game?

 

How did the mighty athletic get on?

Simon Davies  
24/02/2009 21:11:27

looking back it may have been a good job that emilio pulled out of the scotland trip,"cause playing spot the obvious game for 8 hrs would have been 2 much.

Plumby  
24/02/2009 16:51:26
Classic mart.

Big game live tonight in the club. The mighty Athletic take on Waunarlwydd in the league cup. K.O 7:30
Rob Nic  
24/02/2009 15:05:01
Good one Mart. Post of the week.
Martyn Bo  
24/02/2009 14:03:10
forget that, I am no good with computers it was some midgets boxing, don't know how to upload a video
Martyn Bo  
24/02/2009 14:00:23
Click for more info

A video from the Austrian skiing trip, Aubrey didn't pay for a drink all week.

Podge  
23/02/2009 22:18:11
Strange how things turn out, as you may know Tony J is stepping down as El Presidente, it was suggested  in tonight management meeting that it would be a suitable gesture to arrange some sort of presentation at the Rugby Dinner.

Ridge and I thought better of it...
Podge  
23/02/2009 22:12:50
Idyllic Bezzler, the locals were just glad I didnt bring Griff back with me as well.

No it was'nt me,  I can't say but I'm allowed to give a clue, it was a trehws - but not the mexican or Anvil
Bezler  
23/02/2009 15:53:16
Hows life in Llanddowror Podge ??? Sick on the way back from Scotland ???
Podge  
21/02/2009 10:19:32
Yes Morris a memorable night - Twat!
Richy Morris  
21/02/2009 08:52:37
i think the last time i saw 'sir les patterson' performing was the famous xmas dinner at the club - and then a boiled spud hit him on the head!!
Horse  
20/02/2009 14:33:50

'oh there he goes griff, he's crawling up the aisle'.......we could just make out muttering about us being safe and that he was dispensable!!!

On another note, check out the link and look at Karen Darke, she's in Mwldan on the the 26th of feb.  I cant go as i've got training but it'll be a good lecture!!!

Griffster  
20/02/2009 13:24:08
Podge we need front row seats for les, it would be like the old days.   Good on ya les. Les les les les. where's Podge gone?
Podge  
19/02/2009 22:07:51
Mart I prefer to subscribe to  Plumby's theory
Martyn Bo  
19/02/2009 16:25:24

That's what alcohol poisioning does to you, or they could be sad that Ged and the Golden Child have gone back to NZ

Plumby  
19/02/2009 13:44:33
Something has happened akin to uncle Bryn's fishing trip.
Podge  
19/02/2009 08:41:52
Jeeezus this place is quiet since the gangs return from Skiing!!!! is everyone too frightend to speak??
Podge  
18/02/2009 21:20:26
Les Patterson is coming to the CIA on the 25/9/09
Plumby  
16/02/2009 22:52:40
you put a spell check on this and it won't be half as funny. Cow, use this site to get to SnS.
Cow  
16/02/2009 21:41:37
The fun police in my work have blocked SnS so I am starved of the literary lessons I get reading the posts on this site.  Can we change the name to something without a swear word in it?
Simon Davies  
16/02/2009 19:25:12

Contaray to popular beleif i will not b the new stig on the next series of Top Gear.  Ref 2 our trip home from Scotland. P.S.Plumby where the fuck is spell cheque on this thing?

Podge  
15/02/2009 09:58:42
blydi hell davies i'm impressed, did you get Hilary or one of the Poles to type that out for you?
Simon Davies  
14/02/2009 20:16:12

It was good 2 here morris minor on bbc 1 earlier say "the most important thing is that we scored more tries than them!!!!!"

 

Podge  
14/02/2009 15:51:05
Plumby, can't be he wouldn't have got past the black guy
Plumby  
14/02/2009 14:54:32
Bezler's been caught on tape...
Rob Nic  
13/02/2009 14:04:08

Well done Smashie

Rob Nic  
13/02/2009 14:03:30

Well done Smashie

Bezler  
13/02/2009 12:55:34

The rumors are true i am colour blind and am proud that  i can  help provide some material to some comedians to help with their acts.

I wouldnt lie to you Plumby!!!!

 

Ps It helped us make £ 5,000 for Charity so im happy with that!!!

Plumby  
12/02/2009 18:47:20
...speaking of reverting to childhood, how were you at identifying colours as an infant bez? cos rumour is your crap as an adult, especially when drawing a raffle.
Bezler  
12/02/2009 16:22:01

Seems to me that a lot of people on here are entering there second childhood. Plant, Plant, Plant,!!!!

Tim Griff  
11/02/2009 21:35:13

That clip is pure genius... it's the music that makes it!

Podge  
11/02/2009 21:12:43
Trehws circa 1980 - love the tash, love the uppercut
Podge  
11/02/2009 20:58:02
now admire the application.....
Podge  
11/02/2009 20:56:19
This is tremendous, coaching at its best. First read the theory
Rob Nic  
11/02/2009 15:25:33
There,s a lot of pepyl in glas howses throwin ston's twoday
Podge  
11/02/2009 14:30:33

I had "collage" education, from Randall "Art" (Morris' ex father in law)

Griffster  
11/02/2009 13:52:31
JCB collage education must be a fantastic thing!
Horse  
11/02/2009 11:49:58

Smalls, dam you've got a way with words, not quite sure what knind of way but definitely a 'way'!!

Podge  
11/02/2009 10:16:51
Ther is only one "r" in an Aubrey boner.....
Richy Morris  
11/02/2009 07:15:10
you forgot to put 500 r's in 'borner' aub!!
Audrey  
10/02/2009 21:41:23
ok lads got 2 tell you about...fuck horse you are a cock !!!!! boner gone by the time you got back 2 mr tom davies is farm ?
Tim Griff  
10/02/2009 21:15:30
cutting... the irony's killing me...
Griffster  
10/02/2009 16:16:08
cutting boys, very cutting.
Plumby  
10/02/2009 14:00:04
ohhhhh smash! no hair and now no pride!
Martyn Bo  
10/02/2009 13:41:45
Griff tell Gary not to hold his breath, look what happened to your hair!!
Griffster  
10/02/2009 13:11:02
That link doesnt work.  on a different subject, its good to see the boys back from skiing and the airline have promised Gary his gut and ass will be on the next available flight.
Horse  
09/02/2009 17:07:28
is this the clip griff.......what a legend!
Richy Morris  
09/02/2009 16:51:47
oh, that vanessa!!
Martyn Bo  
09/02/2009 15:56:03

Morris, you remember Vanessa, all the boys remember Vanessa!!

Original quote from Only Fools and Horses, Del Boy talking to Rodney in front of Boycie

"You remember Marlene, all the boys remember Marlene!! naaaaaaaaaaa

Plumby  
08/02/2009 23:33:43
Click for more info Attack is the best form of defence. I doubt you boys had a session is Ishnsgsg more gay than this.
Bezler  
08/02/2009 18:37:41
Check Out S4C Tuesday Night Live with the Bezzler 7pm " Wedi Saith"
Horse  
08/02/2009 17:11:38

solidarity brothers...!

Plumby  
07/02/2009 12:13:04
and you're the only one with a light and its flashing because the battery is getting flat.
Griffster  
07/02/2009 11:13:05
You have got to start questioning your life choices when your new boyfriend is Jamie! and he wants to take you on a trip up a mountain at 7pm in the middle of winter and oh yes, theres a snow storm.
Tim Griff  
07/02/2009 10:48:16

I don't think we need worry about who Vanessa is Richy... if she's got any sense, any sense at all, even a tiny little bit, we will not be making her acquaintance.

Richy Morris  
07/02/2009 09:37:02
that story sums up front 5 forwards jaimo!! good effort though - who is vanessa? 
Horse  
06/02/2009 18:44:29
Click for more info Alrighty here goes….. The idea was to take Vanessa (who wanted to go for a walk in the snow) up to the top of Foeldrygarn, sit in that little sheltered cwtch at the top and surprise her with a gas stove and some vin chaud oh and a pecan slice!!! Not a bad idea, it was just the execution that let me down!!! The black line on the map is the route that should have been taken!! The blue line is the one that we pretty much ended up taking though it could have been a few hundred meters either way!!! The red line is what we would have taken if I’d had the slightest idea where the hell we were!! What happened was……… Kitted up with lights and winter attire we headed away from the gate at around 7pm on what I thought was the right line to pick up the path to the top. After about 10-15 mins the cloud decided to descend upon us which was kind of a bitch at there was a bit of a blizzard too!! Visibility was about 10m which really didn’t help matters! We got to the 1st marker on the map (obviously I didn’t have a map on me….durrrr) and realized that we’d gone too low and turned to head up. (the idea was keep going up till we got to the top!) When we found ourselves on the 2nd marker on the map I was surprised….but knew exactly where we were and duly turned right to make a bid for the summit! Guess I should also point out that the snow in places was knee-thigh deep and deeper where it had filled in gullies! but I still had high hopes, but must of got a bit disorientated maneuvering through the heather and gorse and kind of went to the left of the mountain!! Still believing that we were on the right of the mountain I bit the bullet and we headed back down to the car…..well if you’ve just been climbing a hill, to retrace your steps you just head back down right…..? Down we went towards the car until we came across a hedge/wall which I thought we had to follow down to the car…..until it kind of ended and I then realized we’d gone a couple of hundred meters the other side of the gate…..”no problem, we’ll just have to go back up there a bit”……after a lot of trekking through artic terrain and conditions the cloud/fog finally lifted a bit to reveal a couple of distant lights, which was a worry because they really shouldn’t have been there! Eventually, after lots more hiking though drifts I said that the worst case scenario would be that we’d have to head for a light and go from there, to the reply, ”lets go for the lights”…..in no uncertain terms, unbeknown to me Vanessa had been quietly contemplating bludgeoning me with a rock but figured she had a better chance of making it off the mountain with my scull intact! Now if I was on my own I’d have seen it out till sunrise and got off with my pride intact, as it was it took a crushing blow as we headed to the lights. Arriving at Awelygrug farm we got a puzzled look off the farmer who thought it particularly funny that we were on the wrong side of the mountain but offered to take us back round. After a few issues of the landrover sliding off the road on steep hills and only just getting us back to the car we headed off unscathed, just with my pride in ruins and a thousand yard stare!!! Oh, you may have noticed the liberal use of the work ‘WE’, I think we all know it should really have been ‘I’!!
Horse  
06/02/2009 17:21:43
er yeah, not far from the truth, will put a report together, what ever your view on the report may be can we all agree that it WAS a good idea!!
Plumby  
06/02/2009 16:11:10
Click for more info Jaime, i think you can take it from here...
Plumby  
02/02/2009 15:16:30
thats a killer blow when im stuck in work. a killer blow.
Tim Griff  
02/02/2009 15:04:02
Click for more info One for you...
Tim Griff  
02/02/2009 15:03:08
Click for more info One for me...
Tim Griff  
02/02/2009 15:01:51
Click for more info Pit end... no pit.
Plumby  
02/02/2009 15:00:59
a quick reminder of this absolute classic...
Bezler  
01/02/2009 19:22:47
Lead the singing out there Browny!!!! Ar ol tri, uu, dau, tri, Robbie Nic is magic He wears a magic hat ............. ........... etc etc
Plumby  
01/02/2009 09:28:15
Click for more info Timmy is this the badger?
Plumby  
31/01/2009 16:51:14
Click for more info They're gone now. We've got a week of peace until they get back.

Local news: This was the scene in West Pembs earlier today.
Cow  
30/01/2009 18:47:42

I just told my boss I was going to Ischgl and he told me his mate got a resort transfer there in a massive hummer with a pole dancer and a pole in the back - maybe Kev will think it is 40 euros well spent when we get to Innsbruck?

Tour head on now.  For those of you not coming, hope to see you on the other side.

Bill  
30/01/2009 13:55:24

We haven't discussed the taxi fee to gatwick yet and he wants collecting..it would have been cheaper in the Trani van!! and he wants to sit in the front.............if he can get stodds out.

Bezzler you could be right!!

Rob Nic  
30/01/2009 13:34:01
Only no breakfast
Griffster  
30/01/2009 13:19:11
Some boys just dont lern, when it comes to trips Robbie never gets the shity end of the stick.
Bezler  
30/01/2009 12:43:09
I think this trip will be messy!!!!
Rob Nic  
30/01/2009 10:50:55
Kev's walking
Tim Griff  
28/01/2009 21:13:18

Those kayakers are just such a hoot aren't they?!

Looks like a big juicy sand bank out at the start of the reef to me Plumby... surely that's gonna stop it peeling from the inside... no?

Horse  
28/01/2009 10:27:02
a little something for the boys who hit verbier last year!
Plumby  
28/01/2009 10:22:04
Horse, this may be of interest (well probably not, but it may help your dissertation!)
Horse  
27/01/2009 15:20:46

plumby, why would you even look at a video like that!

as regards to the boys skiing.......

My pretty baby got two left feet
(Don't you just know it)
Well, she's my baby and she's kinda' neat
(Don't you just know it)

Ha ha ha ha (ha ha ha ha)
Yeahh-ah-oh (yeahh-ah-oh)
Cubba cubba cubba (cubba cubba cubba)
Ha ha ha ha (ha ha ha ha)
Ha ha ha ha (ha ha ha ha)
Yeahh-ah-oh (yeahh-ah-oh)

Richy Morris  
27/01/2009 15:02:23
well boys, i hear its raining at altitude in ischgel and most of the bars have closed down due to the credit crunch - "ha ha ha ha (ha ha ha ha), heeey hey ho (heeey hey ho), cooba cooba cooba cooba .............."!!
Plumby  
27/01/2009 13:25:47
good night though.

This pretty much seals the kayak deal for me...
Podge  
27/01/2009 11:06:39
What game? What prediction? What a mess
Stevie Bo  
26/01/2009 23:11:51
Member added succesfully
Simon Davies  
26/01/2009 23:11:49
Member added succesfully
Plumby  
26/01/2009 22:43:12

Podge, now that sobriety has returned has your prediction of this years must see game changed? You seemed mighty confident on Saturday.

Horse  
26/01/2009 13:34:05
st. nons
Plumby  
25/01/2009 18:45:27
Click for more info

hehehe, nicely done. where was that?

Timmy G, check the low tide scene.

Horse  
24/01/2009 11:26:50
Click for more info oops, i meant this one
Horse  
24/01/2009 11:25:58
or maybe this one
Horse  
24/01/2009 11:24:49
Click for more info plumby, is this any good to you??  its from then the circus came to town!!
Plumby  
23/01/2009 18:31:13
Don't tell Audrey but you can now comment on match reports on the NarberthRFC site.
Plumby  
23/01/2009 17:43:36
On a completely different subject, if anyone has photos off the web of people with massive heads can you please forward them on to me. I'm running low.
Horse  
23/01/2009 15:59:21
ah yes, podge is working from home!!!! 
Podge  
23/01/2009 15:23:18
Click for more info Nice sandwhich Horse? personally I can't see it myself.
Plumby  
22/01/2009 13:00:15
Felinfoel match report.
Plumby  
22/01/2009 11:07:34
He's waiting to Rachael to get back so the spelling is correct.
Podge  
21/01/2009 21:53:35
I'm surprised Aubrey hasn't an observation to make!
Bill  
21/01/2009 21:33:35
Yes...but I don't think the survey is very accurate!!
Podge  
21/01/2009 17:33:51
no comment
Plumby  
21/01/2009 17:20:48
he's left you hanging there Bill. owch!
Bill  
19/01/2009 17:22:43
Podge...does that mean my next partner will have half as many orgasm's as my last?!?!
Plumby  
19/01/2009 09:11:29
i thought it was tough in Tenby...
Podge  
18/01/2009 19:17:44
sorry guys about hogging the posts with links but  is there anything in this article? can you think of any exceptions?
Podge  
18/01/2009 19:13:55
Morris, for you, I know your a big fan
Bezler  
18/01/2009 18:11:45

Ritchie Morris may have been the instigator of the singing of that song but he does not deserve credit for creating the words.

 

The words were created by members of Crymych Cricket Club when they wre so proud that "Old Man river" had pledged his future Cricket career to them.

 

COME ON SCARLETS!!!!

Plumby  
18/01/2009 17:22:18
boxing day match report.
Podge  
17/01/2009 10:46:42
I love this, great ending...
Griffster  
16/01/2009 14:00:47
Podge mun, thats not a Power ranger it's an accident waiting to happen.
Tim Griff  
15/01/2009 22:35:35
Click for more info Amazing snap...
Tim Griff  
15/01/2009 22:32:36
Good choice Horse... it's quite slimming
Podge  
15/01/2009 19:58:19
Which Power Ranger is that?
Horse  
15/01/2009 19:13:44
Click for more info and now we go balistic!!
Podge  
15/01/2009 18:52:31
yeh sure
Horse  
15/01/2009 17:33:36

thats quality!!

 

Plumby  
15/01/2009 13:35:04
Check this guys house out:
Plumby  
15/01/2009 12:31:54
Tides and conditions look ok for the Monk.
Horse  
15/01/2009 08:25:29
any plans/thoughts for sunday?
Plumby  
14/01/2009 17:30:13
This is a photo sequence of two guys climbing El Capitan's - The Wall climb. Takes 4 days, sleeping on the face.

I went through every snap, I nearly pissed myself when I read the comment on the last of the sequence.

The Nose
Griffster  
14/01/2009 15:21:40
KIDWELLY! Ah those were the days  (misty eyed)
Podge  
14/01/2009 13:28:37
Yes, a day that is burned in my memory as I saved the life of a choking Kidwelly player lying on the pitch, helpless. I have often thought that in someway perhaps, I saved another life that day, that of Trehws, who happend to be strangling him at the time.
Martyn Bo  
14/01/2009 09:35:52
Kidwelly massacre - I remember it well, I couldn't get involved, one of my laces came loose, was a bugger to tie, you know the ones when they snap and you have to tie the two ends together, I'd just finished and was going to let some fists of fury fly and it was all over, I was gutted.
Plumby  
13/01/2009 21:16:32
I was talking to Trehws after the boxing day game about his role in the Kidwelly masacre... its an interesting perspective!
Podge  
13/01/2009 19:26:51
Here! Here!, Horse, although I also wouldn't recommend the whiteboard in the kitchen..
Horse  
13/01/2009 17:25:02
Plunby sort that out....and boys, THIS IS THE WORLD WIDE WEB, NOT THAT WHITE BOARD IN THE FU&$ING KITCHEN
Richy Morris  
13/01/2009 14:20:39
i believed you the first time podge!
Bezler  
13/01/2009 13:35:02

Bob the Bulider made a lasting impression in the short space of time that he played at Narberth.

His cameo role must have been the Kidwelly Masacre and will always be remebered for it.

Your conversation with Bob  the Builder would have been interesting to say the least Plumby!!!!

Plumby  
13/01/2009 13:13:15
Not many takers for the running eh? Try this puppy on for size. Cow and myself are keen..
Plumby  
13/01/2009 10:29:43
I only met Bob once, on the Blackpool trip. What a guy.

Im after some Rome tickets for the 6 nations. Anybody got any? Who can i talk to? Cheers.
Podge  
12/01/2009 21:42:35
Morris, do you believe me now?!?!?!
Richy Morris  
12/01/2009 12:17:04

why let the truth get in the way podge?! couldnt have made it up better myself!

Plumby  
12/01/2009 12:03:17

Runners hear me now!

Let me introduce you all to the Kamikaze. All in favour say 'i'. I'm signing-up this week. Kamikaze 2009.

Not sure? Check out the gallery.
Rob Nic  
11/01/2009 21:04:12
How did he find out.I thought it was a secret.
Horse  
11/01/2009 20:48:10

bob......classic!

 

Horse  
11/01/2009 17:03:53
fair play, just bigger and better!!!!!!  but once my full face turns up on tuesday........
Plumby  
11/01/2009 16:49:51
I found the little psycho...
Bezler  
10/01/2009 15:30:32

Anyone  up for this Comedy Night accomodation is available.

 

Griff -its about  time Eilwen took you out for a night out after stopping you from going to previous ones !!!! 

Horse  
10/01/2009 11:27:04
yeah all off
Plumby  
09/01/2009 22:17:55
All games off?
Horse  
09/01/2009 19:00:10
plumby, have you been playing with chinny's helmet camera.....it looks like the same angle from which he sees us Lilliputians!!!
Plumby  
09/01/2009 17:24:17
As a rule Mart I think you should assume we do want straight lines and then we can let you know if we don't.
Martyn Bo  
09/01/2009 16:04:07
Got a very important job tomorrow, Dorian and I are marking the pitches, that is if they pass our frost inspection at 9.00 sharp. If they do, let me know if you want straight lines again, if you do, I'll have to bring my spirit level.
Griffster  
09/01/2009 14:30:29
As Jim Royal would say   "lens my ars".
Martyn Bo  
09/01/2009 13:42:55

Special lens ye ye

Plumby  
09/01/2009 10:12:02
Take a look at this video. It uses a special lens system called Tilt shift. It makes full scale shots look miniature by controlling the depth of field, so only a small part of the image is in focus. Its awesome.
Plumby  
08/01/2009 20:02:12
hehehe - touché
Podge  
08/01/2009 18:30:04
any shirts with "I don't do sunlight dodging freckle transporters" on the back?
Plumby  
08/01/2009 14:57:21
£100 for anyone who can get Audrey in a situation like this...
Plumby  
08/01/2009 14:40:35
sorry Podge, it doesn't show it in the pictures. it says "I don't do chubbers" on the back.
Podge  
08/01/2009 13:13:51
Wow Plumby, great jugs on that girl in the pink vest! looks like i'm in there
Bezler  
08/01/2009 13:11:07
www.glee.co.uk/  - The Glee Club or tel 0871 472 0400
Bezler  
08/01/2009 12:35:02

February 11th Wednesday (prior to the Wales V England game)

Ty Hafan ( Childrens hospice) Six Nations Comedy Night

Location - Cardiff Bay - Glee Club (Comedy Club)

8.30pm start includes Chris Cocran the warm up act for Rob Brydons latest tour of Wales - Rob Brydon is Uncle Bryn from Gavin And Stacey for those that dont know, plus three other acts.

Anyoune interested or know of somone in the Cardiff area tha is plaease contact me or the Glee Club direct.

Any queries contact myself

Plumby  
08/01/2009 10:53:34
In my links de jour I like to offer a smorgersboard of offerings, catering for all interests, beliefs and sexual orientations. Here, for example, is a link for gay Jewish men who like to wear Tshirts.
Podge  
07/01/2009 19:08:14
Plumby is it safe to click on your new "link du jour" with a works computer?

p.s. try Hotel Palladium Palace, Hotel Golden and Hotel Victoria
Plumby  
07/01/2009 15:10:03
Any ideas of a good hostel Robbie? Perhaps we should give Chinster a ring, he's kept a record of all the ones he's stayed at in the past decade.
Cow  
07/01/2009 14:58:55

Happy new year all!  That human flying thing looks nuts.

Have any of you done the Rome 6nations trip and could recommend a good place to stay which is not too pricey and could accommodate someone like Plumb?  Also, anyone know a good source for tickets for the Wales game out there?  Diolch ymlaen llaw.

Horse  
06/01/2009 21:08:26

Deep very deep!......but with just as much, if not more, to play for!!

Podge  
06/01/2009 20:55:42
jesus Horse,  i'm impressed!!!


why when reading your stone paper scissors post couldn't I stop thinking of the Russian roulette scene from "The Deerhunter".
Horse  
06/01/2009 19:55:41
Never mind the chariots, i say we give this a go on cwm cerwyn.  I've got an old sheet here and some skis, fool proof!  even les'll get involved in this one!
Horse  
06/01/2009 14:49:18

griff, if its the chariot race your referring to, if it wasnt for my exams we'd of been in it!!  me you and podge....it would have been the biggest, most important game of paper scissor stone ever!!

Griffster  
06/01/2009 13:24:02

There is no way I am pulling your sorry ass around a muddy field.

Plumby  
03/01/2009 23:56:33
Audreys got one, you'll need to pull it in a bit though.
Rob Nic  
03/01/2009 20:15:05
Bezzler?
Podge  
03/01/2009 20:09:11
Click for more info Yeh sure thing Plumby, do you know where I could get two of these at short notice?
Plumby  
03/01/2009 19:35:02
Podge, if you manage to break in your steads, please can i have a crack at the whip?!
Podge  
03/01/2009 15:17:45
I get to pick where I go!
Rob Nic  
03/01/2009 10:28:27
Something to pass the time.You will have to click on the Swiss flag for access.Enjoy.
Plumby  
03/01/2009 09:57:17
Click for more info Timmy G's good bad and ugly!
Plumby  
03/01/2009 09:56:20
Click for more info My good bad and ugly...
Podge  
02/01/2009 23:23:29
Horse, Griff fancy joining me on a mountain bike challenge?
Tim Griff  
01/01/2009 22:54:56
Click for more info New years day... beautiful!
Plumby  
01/01/2009 19:31:00
Timmy G and anyone else who wants a simple program to resize photos for shitandshave and other web use the link below. Hit CTRL and R to bring up the resize option. A good width for shitandshave is 700 pixels.
Plumby  
01/01/2009 12:19:00

Happy new year!

Bezler  
29/12/2008 13:39:31

Robbie Nich is magic the 2008 Xmas Special.

Plumby  
28/12/2008 11:14:04
your lucky i wanted to see it... then i was gutted when i did!
Tim Griff  
27/12/2008 22:51:38
Oops... leave it with me...
Tim Griff  
27/12/2008 22:50:17
Click for more info Boxing day at the good ol' NG...
Rob Nic  
27/12/2008 20:54:56
Richie Morris is like athletes foot.
Plumby  
27/12/2008 16:54:45
i cant stop humming that bloody Robbie Nic song!
Horse  
27/12/2008 11:24:23
all the more reason Griff.....here
Jase  
25/12/2008 00:51:06
Merry Christmas
Jase  
23/12/2008 23:10:31
That game must have taken you back to your late teens Rob.

Cow will be having a few after Boxing Day game not sure what’s happening on the sat yet.

Rob Nic  
23/12/2008 16:24:06
Steve George Bowen does want a pass
Plumby  
23/12/2008 14:45:55
Click for more info Venn V2

and match report...
Plumby  
23/12/2008 13:27:32
If you were the last person to post here on shitandshave you can now edit your last entry.

Just log in again and you'll see an edit button! You can only do it if yours is the latest post!

Do you reckon Stevie Bo's might want a pass for here ?
Cow  
23/12/2008 11:48:39

Is there a lash plan for after the Whitland game on Saturday?

Looking forward to getting back west to see you boys.  Back late on Christmas Eve.

Rob Nic  
22/12/2008 21:29:07
Thanks Plumby. What a great game that was.
Plumby  
22/12/2008 14:08:47

Merry Christmas everyone. This is my gift to you all

Plumby  
22/12/2008 14:06:23
Im just surprised it took this long...
Plumby  
22/12/2008 10:02:46
I dare say both Richy! Big time on boxing day though.

Timmy G, check these beauties out!...
Richy Morris  
22/12/2008 09:44:11

quick enquiry at what you boys are doing xmas weekend. will most of you be out boxing day, whitland match or both?

Plumby  
21/12/2008 23:10:55
Click for more info and one of ryan after his mystery fall.
Plumby  
21/12/2008 23:07:21
Click for more info A snap from todays coastal path jaunt. Some riders exhibiting more enthusiasm for a team shot than others...
Tim Griff  
19/12/2008 23:11:10
There are some awesome shots in that bunch Plumby... all I need now is a camera!
Rob Nic  
19/12/2008 10:35:05
Yeah right.
Horse  
19/12/2008 10:01:01
Glad i'm not going skiing this year!
Podge  
18/12/2008 14:37:49
excellent link Plumby
Plumby  
18/12/2008 09:30:03
You're right bill. Even if you get the job you've only got 5 years before you retire.

The year 2008 in photographs.
Bill  
18/12/2008 08:33:37
Fuck me...I never looked at it like that!!...Do think I will still have an income of 24k at 83!!
Plumby  
17/12/2008 14:35:21
Your right, at that rate it would take 37 years to pay his mrs off.

Who wants a remix? Kings of leon with Lykke Li.

More of Lykke Li here
Podge  
17/12/2008 14:27:53
£24 K !! Bill wouldnt get out of bed for that...
Griffster  
17/12/2008 14:11:44
Sorry.   parlour
Griffster  
17/12/2008 14:10:33
Only if you have done under cover organic farming, which of course you have done because know one has ever seen you in the palour!
Bill  
17/12/2008 14:01:26
do you think work experience as an organic farmer would count? 
Plumby  
17/12/2008 11:37:34
Bill, have you considered a change of vocation?
Podge  
16/12/2008 23:10:01
Good plan Bill... though make sure you don't tell anyone or worse still write it down where someone might see!
Bill  
16/12/2008 21:55:12
I know several!! and they can't take what I ain't got.....they had better act fast...
Podge  
16/12/2008 21:14:10
I dunno, it may  not be a forgone conclusion. Something tells me Bill may already know a good lawyer!
Rob Nic  
16/12/2008 16:28:45

Do you know which law the case will be based on Bill?

 

" The law of common bloody sense"

Settle Bill and enjoy the serenity.

Plumby  
16/12/2008 16:06:28
Someone tell bill 'he's dreaming'.
Richy Morris  
16/12/2008 15:59:11
'ya dickhead'!
Rob Nic  
16/12/2008 14:38:31

You boys can't lose.It's in the vibe of the constitution.

Settle Bill.

Plumby  
16/12/2008 13:25:27
Cow doesnt know roman numerals either.
Griffster  
16/12/2008 13:23:30
Meeting of minds
Plumby  
16/12/2008 13:10:32

Here's one:

Cow vs Dennis?

Griffster  
16/12/2008 13:06:35
Dennis!!!!!!    Bill I did'nt know Jamie would go that far, your f**ked!!!
Horse  
16/12/2008 11:58:12

What the F.....?!  There's only one lawyer representing me, and thats the big artillery, Dennis Denuto!! 

Anyone up for a festive red wine fuelled viewing of "The Castle"

 

"Clear tray 3, what the f&%k IS that, I've cleared tray 3 three f&%king times"!

Plumby  
16/12/2008 11:04:23
With Cow on the case we can't loose.
Griffster  
16/12/2008 10:20:17

Bill how could you say such a thing! I have just been in touch with the JNT lawyers (cow)  and we are taking you to the cleaners.

Martyn Bo  
16/12/2008 09:31:39
I'd have beaten him if she hadn't tied my laces together at the start
Podge  
15/12/2008 21:23:49
Cheers guys for the support with yesterdays run, especially Les who did a great job behind the scenes (another Shitandshave First Class on the way there - presssures on Bez!),  Steven George Bowen for putting in a sub 21 minute lung buster (Martin your Mother could be heard cheering him on for miles around) and Aubrey for staying away....
Bill  
15/12/2008 19:26:06
Griff..is the rumour true that you Plumby & Jamie didn't actually do the santa run..but were spotted in the Angel having a sneaky pint of Guinness!! Shame on you...
Bezler  
15/12/2008 14:17:27
Whats the tel no for the speaking clock ??!!!
Griffster  
15/12/2008 13:08:50
Feeling a bit stiff after a very hard santa run.
Plumby  
14/12/2008 19:46:32
To be honest, i though it would have been bigger than we had it? it's the first time id surfed 4-6ft at d'ton though. good session.

Timmy that camera is the Canon G10 (not Q).
Tim Griff  
14/12/2008 16:46:18

12 14 1300     N 13.0 - 6.9 - 7 - 29.61 +0.09 43.2 50.0 38.8 - - -
12 14 1200     NNW 14.0 - 7.9 - 7 - 29.59 +0.10 43.2 50.0 38.1 - - -
12 14 1100     N 13.0 - 8.2 - 8 - 29.56 +0.11 42.6 50.0 37.2 - - -
12 14 1000     N 13.0 - 8.5 - 10 - 29.52 +0.11 43.9 50.2 37.0 - - -
12 14 0900     N 13.0 - 8.2 - 10 - 29.49 +0.11 43.9 50.4 37.6 - - -
12 14 0800     N 12.0 - 9.8 - 11 - 29.45 +0.09 43.9 50.4 37.2 - - -
12 14 0700     N 15.0 - 9.2 - 10 - 29.42 +0.07 43.2 50.4 36.9 - -

Take a mental note boys, a mental note... everyday is just part of a bigger learning curve.

Griffster  
13/12/2008 10:29:24
It was nice of the town council to build a "monment" of him!
Bezler  
11/12/2008 18:00:00
Wrong Plumby its the one in Llanelli where i can see the monment of Phil Bennett!!!
Plumby  
11/12/2008 16:14:48
Rumours are rife that Bezler has bought the one in the St.Davids arcade in Cardiff so he can see the Gareth Edwards statue from his bedroom.

Its the one where he's bent over about to pass.
Rob Nic  
11/12/2008 15:55:58
Thought 'little rockafella" might have put a bid in to buy Woolworth.
Audrey  
10/12/2008 21:23:50
awsome song can i buy it in woolworths ?
Plumby  
10/12/2008 15:35:57

This song is an absolute minter too.

Plumby  
10/12/2008 15:29:17
I know he's a paedo and all that, but this song is a minter!
Martyn Bo  
10/12/2008 09:25:56

cheers Podge

 

Who's bugle is Aubrey blowing?

Podge  
09/12/2008 21:38:22
my moneys on Bow's kids Aubrey will be out off puff after blowing his bugle with the band.....
Plumby  
09/12/2008 21:09:09
Mart, if your kids enter the under 8's tell them to watch our for Audrey, he's so bloody competitive!
Podge  
09/12/2008 16:53:50
Mart there are three childrens race age groups which run around the playing fields. And entry is free
Martyn Bo  
09/12/2008 16:20:11
as long as i beat my sister i'll be happy
Plumby  
09/12/2008 16:14:12
You going for the 'W' this year Mart? The Athletic have got a free piss up in Swansea on Saturday so it could be your best chance!

Billy Ridge is rumoured to be going for the vets' trophy.
Martyn Bo  
09/12/2008 14:45:26
Podge, is there a kids race on Sunday?  How far is it?  How much for them to enter?  no more questions you honour.
Griffster  
09/12/2008 13:18:09
Go me!
Plumby  
09/12/2008 11:56:38
Yes you have, but it shouldn't be a goal. Your in bad company in that top 10. Are Audrey, Bezler and Griff really the company you wish to keep?
Rob Nic  
08/12/2008 15:53:59

He can blow away. Bezler said he wants some of that as well.

 

(Plumby,that should make the top 10)

Podge  
08/12/2008 15:09:52
Rob I forgot to let you know but you (NFU) are sponsoring the Milford Haven Brass Band who are playing before the Santa Run on Sunday, perhaps we could ask them if they would let Aubrey give a trumpet solo?  Your paying so its your call
Griffster  
08/12/2008 13:39:10
Plumpy's back then.
Plumby  
08/12/2008 12:33:19
maybe he could wax his arse so it doesnt stick.
Cow  
08/12/2008 10:47:42
Gary's going to need those skis to be in top condition to get from toilet to toilet as quickly as possible on the slopes of Ischgl!
Rob Nic  
07/12/2008 20:26:32
seriously Podge I've got a pair you can borrow.
Podge  
07/12/2008 18:03:57
Are there any other horse! And forget about the waxing i've seen your previous attempts
Horse  
07/12/2008 12:12:11
yeah podge no problem, you can borrow a pair of my skis, i'll wax em up ready.......have you been on powder skis before????
Rob Nic  
07/12/2008 11:38:04
I can lend you some but I have to go with them.
Podge  
07/12/2008 10:54:47
Horse, don't know if you or anyone else can help me but can I lend a set of ski's etc for Feb 14th been offered a free trip to Trentino
Horse  
06/12/2008 11:11:12
well that was quite a soul destroying morning, servicing gary's ski's so he can go to austria.  any of you other f*%£ers want them doing get them to me!!
Griffster  
05/12/2008 14:24:37

Whats the difference between badger baiting and Aubrey baiting?

Some people feel sorry for the badger.

Podge  
04/12/2008 13:47:40
Yep I believe you Aubrey as only you could fit in a trumpet..
Audrey  
03/12/2008 20:56:37
no grifta it comes naturaly after being classicaly trained in the trumpet 2 grade 9 d major ?
Richy Morris  
03/12/2008 17:11:29

priceless!!!!

Griffster  
03/12/2008 16:11:44

Aubs do you constantly have to concentrate on breathing in and out?

Horse  
02/12/2008 23:17:11
....you just couldn't make it up!
Audrey  
02/12/2008 21:22:42
twll dyn copor !! a chi march anyway hope you students are working hard and not wasting if i was a tax payers money !!
Horse  
02/12/2008 21:00:29

besides the obvious ones, i think the majority of the people on this site should back off the spelling and grammar corrections, we all live in glass houses and we've all got stones...lots of them!!  and aubs YOU of all people live in a glass house, i mean we're eden project botanical big mo fo'ing greenhouse here....and whats more, we've all seen you throw!!

Richy Morris  
02/12/2008 20:27:38
aubrey, i thought jamie's nickname translated into cymraeg was 'ceffyl'. i have no clue what 'cefful' is!
Martyn Bo  
02/12/2008 11:22:03

Any of you cyclists feeling under the weather?

Audrey  
01/12/2008 21:18:38
cefful if i recall it was ministry of transport check not a fucking mineistry check !! oh fuck i must of misheard the young gentleman!!
Bezler  
01/12/2008 17:53:35
No pethau twp reports today???. My Monday has not been quite the same.
Podge  
30/11/2008 21:48:15
Classic quote Horse but in Aubreys defence he is programmed to give that answer to any question an  official may ask as failure to do so would  result in him, having to pay 15 years of back dated Council Tax
Bezler  
30/11/2008 12:40:13
I wasnt at the game and was at a dinner to raise money for our Church. There was a limited capacity  for the game last night due to health and saftey (just for your information Aubrey). O ni ddim yn sylweddoli ma Gymraeg oedd dy iath cyntaf Aubrey.  Mi fyddain wneud yr ymderch o hyn ymlaen i siarad a  ti yn mamiaith. Ma Morris yn wneud ymdrech dda i ddysgu'r iaith felly mi fyddain awgrymu gwersi Cymraeg iddo gyda ti. Beth  yw pris gwersi Cymraeg ti Aubrey??
Audrey  
29/11/2008 12:25:19

ginger mong my english is shit because my first language is welsh ! good day in cardiff i think !! last saturday!!    good night last night bezzler is that your own stand ?west is best ! saw you standing in it with all your mates!!

 

Podge  
29/11/2008 11:57:19
Yes that was poor. There is nothing funny about a young man being blown away by a stranger in the woods.
Plumby  
28/11/2008 23:00:04
Bezlers at the top. Audrey would have been up there to, but its hard to define where is 'liners' begin and end as he currently has no grasp of the comma and full stop.

and yes, I do realise the irony in me say that.
Rob Nic  
28/11/2008 20:18:13
I'm proud to make the top ten.There was some stiff competition
Plumby  
28/11/2008 17:16:48
Poor. Rob, welcome to the top 10 of worst shitandshave one liners of all time.

dont forget the 2nds are playing Llandeilo in a friendly tonight. KO around 7 ish.
Rob Nic  
28/11/2008 14:22:39
With bezler holding his weapon.
Podge  
28/11/2008 11:27:08
No he wasn't, I believe he definitely was in front, hiding in the Grassy Knoll
Martyn Bo  
28/11/2008 11:22:38

Hey JFK,  he's behind you!!

Bill  
28/11/2008 07:36:34
Sorry Cow...thought we have had enough quotes about the English rugby team!! or lack of...Glad I'm in Cardiff tomorrow at least I won't have to endure another 80mins...hopefully  Wales can turn the tide against the southern hemisphere!
Bezler  
27/11/2008 17:27:19
Im surprised you made it to Tiger Tiger actually Browny but ware teg good effort. By the way its obvious one of them will get injured its just obvious like in it like.!!!.
Martyn Bo  
27/11/2008 13:36:15
Mmmmm sleeping next to speakers, lush, takes me back
Cow  
27/11/2008 12:28:32
Good to see some of you in Cardiff on Saturday...from what I can remember.  After I left the Goat Major I went to Tiger Tiger, slept in the corner next to a speaker for a couple of hours, staggered to McDonalds and then home - epic performance.
Plumby  
26/11/2008 21:31:13
Perhaps they could transfer some hair from his arse to his head at the same time?
Tim Griff  
26/11/2008 21:11:03
... or Horse is gonna break his head.
Tim Griff  
26/11/2008 21:10:21
The smart money is on Griff for the next injury... malunited fracture in his thumb due to handlebar use causing chronic pain and resulting in an operation in about 12 months to remove excess bone growth and fuse the joint... lets call it an educated guess!
Rob Nic  
26/11/2008 16:59:30
tick tock
Bill  
26/11/2008 16:23:13
until you break something else!!.....bike or body!!
Horse  
26/11/2008 14:30:09
handlebars on route, all i need is a hanger and my new bb and seat clamp to show and we're in business!!
Griffster  
26/11/2008 14:01:36
Plaster is off! pethe twp is back on the menu.
Podge  
25/11/2008 18:40:16
Bezzler, do you honestly think the coat was the reason why she was asking that?
Bezler  
25/11/2008 12:14:14
Great to see Steven George Bowen (what did his mother want to call him???!!!!) and his parner in crime Aubrey Young. The coat Aubrey was wearing was deffnitely not buy cheap buy twice!!. As usual he    made a great impression with  everyone. (Morris gilfriend Kez) " WHO IS THAT  GUY BEZZ ??!!!")
Plumby  
25/11/2008 12:11:18
These are cynical times we’re living in…
Gary Nic  
24/11/2008 21:19:42
Just seen the picture horse. I'm with Podge and Griff. My bike (apart from when Plumby changed the brake pads) has been like new since I've had it!
Griffster  
24/11/2008 13:14:05
I'm with Podge on this one,  in the last month I havent had one problem with my bike.
Podge  
23/11/2008 21:35:20
just couldn't resist the bait could you :)
Horse  
23/11/2008 21:29:24
in your casepodge i think "buy cheap use once" works
Podge  
23/11/2008 21:15:13
As my old Gran used to say "Buy cheap buy twice", Horse my giant has never let me down since I had it!
Plumby  
23/11/2008 21:07:47
fuckin el'. don't bother with the lottery this week spark.
Horse  
23/11/2008 21:00:42
Click for more info and then just to make sure you wont be able to cycle out this happens in the fall...great, just great!!!!
Horse  
23/11/2008 20:58:17
Click for more info Imagin for a moment you're coming out of a left hand berm, getting a couple of power pedals in before a jump into a right hand berm and this happens......its not what you want at all!!!!!
Audrey  
21/11/2008 21:54:21
cow i'm up for the game with the golden one yes golden balls himself steven george bowen he's a fucking kiwi now you now!need some advice about sewing fucking plumby! jas i've got a pond and ply have you got the balls!!
Cow  
21/11/2008 17:05:10
Cheers for the mention Plumby.  Jas, I still can't believe you gave him a speaking role at your wedding!
Plumby  
21/11/2008 13:41:34
Bit of a rugby and news roundup...
Cow  
21/11/2008 10:22:34
Who is going to be out in Cardiff for the game tomorrow?  Reckon I am going to make the trek down with half the kiwi population who are in London.
Jase  
20/11/2008 22:03:15
i'll give this a go
Richy Morris  
20/11/2008 20:25:44

engineering hands are getting back to their best griff!

plumby, classic ian botham!!

Podge  
20/11/2008 15:57:42
Thats what all the flags and bunting are for! I thought it was a bit early for Civic Week
Horse  
20/11/2008 15:18:05
Aubreys got a van and i dare say some spare ply.......robbie, podge, any takers?  Oh i'm driving though!!
Martyn Bo  
20/11/2008 14:47:10

Did you see the golden glow yesterday?

The golden child / number one son is home

Bezler  
20/11/2008 13:37:27
Yr Efengyl Sanctaidd yn ol Sant Plumb
Griffster  
20/11/2008 13:21:34

Still alive then Richie, how are those engineering hands of yours?

Podge  
20/11/2008 12:12:03
Your honour the prosecution rests its case !!!!!

"It was Marve that done it"
Plumby  
20/11/2008 10:26:13
Have you spoken to Kenny lately Podge? My guess is you haven't as I only seem to receive irate phone calls off him after he's spoken to you!

Richy, you don’t have to take my word for it...
Podge  
20/11/2008 09:23:59
Morris, wake up and smell the roses! this is "ShitandShave" everything Plumby writes here is 100% Kosher, with the exception of all the false allegations he makes against Kenny....
Richy Morris  
19/11/2008 19:04:46
plumby, i take it that ian botham didnt really say that?
Bill  
19/11/2008 17:11:09
cow...your'e on the slippery slope now....you could end up anywhere but with half as much as you started with!!
Cow  
19/11/2008 16:47:56

Cheers Aubrey.  Still coming skiing and as far as I know I'm still allowed to leave the house.  People keep asking me if I am still going to be allowed to do stuff and I only thought I'd got engaged!!

Am I missing something here!?

Griffster  
19/11/2008 13:17:32
I was trying to keep that quiet, I got some big air though init.
Bezler  
19/11/2008 11:09:19
Bohata im sure it was you i saw on Wales Today last night !!!!. Now that was really silly. silly silly silly!!!!
Horse  
18/11/2008 22:14:53
Look familir griff?
Horse  
18/11/2008 22:12:08

What do you thik these boys would make of our balance beams in minwear woods?

Audrey  
18/11/2008 20:54:28
congratulations cow on your engagement have you filled your feeeonciii ? and are you still allowed 2 come skiing ?
Cow  
18/11/2008 17:40:30

That Damn kayaking looks absolutely awesome.  You boys should try it in Llysyfran - much steeper than that!

Bill  
18/11/2008 17:08:16
No...but I was asked if I was going to Charlie's 60th!!
Bezler  
18/11/2008 17:04:47
Anyone up for the game Saturday???
Plumby  
18/11/2008 15:52:20
How was Florida? Did anybody ask you if you know the Queen?
Bill  
18/11/2008 15:24:53
Well it has now!! No I'm at home...
Plumby  
18/11/2008 14:01:11
It didn't have a video this morning. Are you in an airport or something?
Bill  
18/11/2008 13:51:25

Plumby...isn't that the same video clip?!?!

I think you would have to be competent in a Kayyak to tackle that!! It would definitely be worth a look..if Jamie's got the balls?!

Plumby  
18/11/2008 13:24:02
He's never go down that Griff, he aint got the balls...

Theres some video on there now...
Griffster  
18/11/2008 13:20:48
I would pay good money to watch Horse get f***ed over down that.
Horse  
18/11/2008 12:18:30
OK
Podge  
18/11/2008 12:10:41
Fancy trying this next weekend?
Podge  
17/11/2008 19:12:03
Dogs, but Frank Bruno!!!! what was he thinking?
Griffster  
17/11/2008 13:51:25
Podge, cats or dogs?
Griffster  
16/11/2008 22:37:18
I have to work with that donkey.
Rob Nic  
16/11/2008 19:02:38
good effort up there . Nice site plumby.knew you had to be good at something.
Plumby  
16/11/2008 18:36:09
Big effort from the Athletic yesterday, losing to Newcastle Emlyn in a friendly 27-23. Report on our new website soon ;)
Podge  
15/11/2008 21:34:21
Griff have you seen this, Robbie you may also recognise him!!
Podge  
15/11/2008 18:05:26
Robbie, that also constitutes an offence under section 3 of the Computers Misuse Act 1990
Rob Nic  
15/11/2008 12:07:00
Plumby you've edited my post! Change it back.That's invasion of privacy.
Rob Nic  
14/11/2008 11:22:49
made me too
Martyn Bo  
13/11/2008 13:39:49

That is a very good venn diagram, mad me laugh

Bezler  
13/11/2008 13:03:31

Your playing with fire there Plumby. They dont call him the "anfarwol" for nothing. 

Plumby  
13/11/2008 11:31:18
Dunvant report...
Plumby  
13/11/2008 09:30:19
Click for more info How's this Mart? Is this a Venn diagram?
Martyn Bo  
13/11/2008 09:16:54
That's a graph, not a venn diagram
Plumby  
12/11/2008 19:59:51
Click for more info Allow me to explain by Venn diagram...
Plumby  
12/11/2008 19:53:47
My selection has nothing to do with my age. My game time on a Saturday is inversely proportionate to the number of times I mention Kenny online in the preceding week.

That last sentence just cost me 15 minutes.
Podge  
12/11/2008 18:27:58
Bad news Plumpy they also see you in that bracket based on Athletic selection policy! i.e. you need to make way (to the bench) for the new generation, has anyone told Kenny you are "only" 28
Plumby  
12/11/2008 14:19:45
thats a nice attempt to distance yourself from 'them' griff, but a lot of the new 2nds boys think your in the same age bracket as Brent and Del (monte) :)
Griffster  
12/11/2008 13:32:23
Plupy take it from one who knows, dont pick on the old guard (Robbie, Podge etc)  you end up 2nd best.
Cow  
12/11/2008 13:06:08

Black.

Plumby  
12/11/2008 12:20:52
Light Brown, Jasons IS GINGER.

Hang on a minute... what colour is yours!
Cow  
12/11/2008 12:19:33

Podge, you up in London?  Free for a beer tomorrow night if you're around then.

Plumb - when you grow a beard what colour is it?  Tell the truth.

Plumby  
12/11/2008 10:24:07
funny Venn diagrams (honest)
Podge  
11/11/2008 23:38:01
Robbie go an see GOmorrah in the flicks absolute classic. But dont take a woman they will never understand whats going on
Tim Griff  
11/11/2008 18:57:52

That woman's comment is exactly the reason why they shouldn't allow internet access in mental asulum's...

Rob Nic  
11/11/2008 17:22:31
You're in denial
Plumby  
11/11/2008 17:02:16
Im not ginger, but the ladies love it. Check the 6th comment down.

"I love long ginger hair on a man... it's sexual. Seriously sexual."
Rob Nic  
11/11/2008 16:18:54

Very original Plumby.

I will never look like this though.

Unlike you

Podge  
11/11/2008 13:32:17
Cow, fancy a pint after work?
Plumby  
11/11/2008 13:23:09
Do you think Robbie Nich smells of piss or pineapples?
Plumby  
10/11/2008 09:21:37
Some snaps of yesterdays exploits up north.
Tim Griff  
09/11/2008 09:17:31

I see...

Plumby  
07/11/2008 14:29:25
Horse, get this on the download.
Horse  
06/11/2008 21:48:18
does this help timmy
Tim Griff  
06/11/2008 20:34:11
I don't get that quote... I don't get that quote at all!
Tim Griff  
06/11/2008 20:32:59

Coverings Plumby?!  When that lip finds you trying to sneak under, you're on the inside with a mouthful of sand and a split chin... cough cough!

Plumby  
06/11/2008 15:00:53
Griffster it was mint. Full on attack. I love the last section in the dark. Minter.

Cheers Podge.
Podge  
06/11/2008 13:55:37
Plumby could you take a look at your emails and respond, cheers
Griffster  
06/11/2008 13:19:11
Thanks Horse, I'm glad I didnt miss anything on the red run at Brechfa in the dark. (yeah right). Events aplenty I bet
Plumby  
06/11/2008 09:38:46
oh. for those who surf and are currently stuck in work DONT LOOK AT THE BUOY.

Its not 3ft 11s 3k E.
Plumby  
06/11/2008 09:15:09
Yeah, shit trip.

Podge, can you have a quick look at your sion corn @ BT email. Ta.
Horse  
05/11/2008 23:17:23
griff, you missed nothing tonight, nothing at all!
Rob Nic  
05/11/2008 15:59:20

Hope to go to the club

Bezler  
05/11/2008 15:32:30
Shads and Bows (Andrew) are up for a couple of pints Saturday. Will probably head to the club to watch Wales v South Afica. Anyone heading to the Club Saturday or is everyone still searching for the Brechfa Beast ??
Rob Nic  
05/11/2008 14:02:18
Yes
Griffster  
05/11/2008 13:28:19
Robbie, dont know if you have heared the news, David Knight has signed for  BMW to ride in the WEC next year!
Plumby  
05/11/2008 11:36:00
Looks like the Conehouse Timmy... did you get any coverings?

Robbie, check this one out. Rachael Unthank & The Winterset
Tim Griff  
04/11/2008 22:26:05
Click for more info Lagos, Portugal, Oct 2008
Rob Nic  
04/11/2008 22:02:41
Tea Ern?
Plumby  
04/11/2008 16:07:17
Fuckin hell, a Fast Show reference. I guess we should be grateful its not a morcombe and wise one eh Rob.
Rob Nic  
04/11/2008 13:56:02
Which was nice
Podge  
04/11/2008 12:49:47
Click for more info

Rob, just returned from a week hardcore mountain biking in the Sibillini range, Le Marche. Great natural trails steep descents initially (Monte Vettore 8200') shallowing out through chestnut groves on the lower slopes  where the wild cinghiale roam, also great rock climbing in the gorges and skiing later on in the year! and the Adriatic Riviera 20 mins away (no Surf though :-( . These are some of the obstacles I had to get over

Bezler  
04/11/2008 10:53:42
Robbies secomd childhood !!! Un waith yn ddyn dwy waith yn blentyn!!!!
Rob Nic  
04/11/2008 10:53:23

Excellent. Nothinlg like being coached by an expert.

 

 

 

 

 

Podge  
04/11/2008 10:12:45
Rob, if you need to be shown the ropes, give us a shout. I would be willing to oblige.
Rob Nic  
04/11/2008 10:08:04
Can I borrow your bike Griff and see if this mountain bicycling is all it purports to be?
Griffster  
03/11/2008 19:38:31
See I told you there was a Brechfa beast! Two good things though, 1. I'm safe for the next 6 weeks and 2. if that report is right they like the taste of horse.
Podge  
03/11/2008 18:44:41
Bill. Kenny t is a gooner' but dont quote me. Especially on that ducking web site
Horse  
03/11/2008 16:45:01
interesting reading eh griff!

Is there a brechfa beast?
Martyn Bo  
03/11/2008 12:05:53
send that one to the fail blog
Plumby  
03/11/2008 10:53:48

Whats Welsh for lasagne?

Cow  
02/11/2008 20:49:36
Cheers for all the messages boys. We'll hopefully be back for some beers with you all before Christmas and will defintely be back at Christmas to catch up. Good to hear the old brigade stepping up to show the youngsters how it's done and get a great win on the board. Sounds like there's also been some strong second team boozing going on too which is what it's all about. Bezzler, remember us all when you're making it in Holywood and don't let fame go to Lez' head!
Bezler  
02/11/2008 16:43:05
How come the seconds were struggling for players yesterday. . Some things never change!!! Goood win mind keep it up
Bill  
02/11/2008 15:51:42
Congratulations Brownie!!  Look forward to sharing a few beers on the Ski trip...any Arsenal fans out there...great win for the potters yesterday!! The athletic's result was even more amazing considering the combined age of the second rows was approaching 100!! Great fun though!!
Plumby  
02/11/2008 13:51:27
It wasn't only Cow celebrating yesterday boys. The Mighty Athletic put in a good win against Dunvant, beating them 53-7. We lost to them up in Dunvant at the start of the season.
Bezler  
02/11/2008 13:25:09
Congratulations Brownie. Da Iawn Ti. Bill Les was getting prepared for his acting debut alongside that well know actor (Martin Williams). Les was making his first apperance on screen. They were filming this morning, and Les apperaed as a Doctour. The Bezzler was demoted to having a role as a porter. Life just gets worse for him poor bugger. He gets thrown out of his hallowed Patrons Bar and know he has to use his acting skills to make ends meat. £100 for an hours work not too bad mind.
Plumby  
02/11/2008 10:31:23

Massive news

Big year ahead boys. Make sure you save some brownie points.We're going to need some champagne, a sexy nurse, some poppers and a passport.
Tim Griff  
01/11/2008 21:30:05
Big up and much respect to the Brown Cow and his brand new fiancé Victoria... can't wait for that stag do!
Plumby  
01/11/2008 11:54:25
He agreed and then said he wasnt up for it. Shame on.
Bill  
01/11/2008 11:40:56
Well you will have no problem today with me & Audrey in the squad...hope you don't have any injuries! What's with Les Hughes?
Plumby  
01/11/2008 11:29:32

Well, a few weeks back i was the oldest on the side! I'm only 28!

Podge  
01/11/2008 09:17:48
Plumby don,t be modest and leave yourself off the list !
Plumby  
31/10/2008 17:36:59
good to see some of the old school are stepping up to the mark tomorrow. Billiam Ridge, Les Hughes and Welly all putting there names forward when the chips are down. Meeting at 1:15 for a 2:30 kick-off, home against Dunvant.

Possibility of a jaunt to carmarthen in the evening.
Horse  
31/10/2008 14:50:24
SMASH....suffer in ya jocks Robbie!!!!!  Griff to me your idea makes perfect sence!!
Plumby  
31/10/2008 13:11:20
hehehe. Yeah, id leave it in 3rd.
Griffster  
31/10/2008 10:51:14
Your zimmer hasnt got 3rd
Rob Nic  
31/10/2008 10:43:04
That's what I'd do
Griffster  
31/10/2008 10:36:15

Looking into how i can ride my bike with the plaster on, i think maybe i could leave it in 3rd on the back and just use the front derailer. What do think horse?

Tim Griff  
31/10/2008 10:31:58

A face and some stiches...

Banging week in SW Portugal, with awesome consistent surf.  Between 3 and 6ft everyday, only one session spoilt by the wind.  I can't lift my arms.

Horse  
31/10/2008 09:32:14
a thumb and a plaster.......
Plumby  
30/10/2008 15:59:45
bong and a waffle?
Griffster  
30/10/2008 15:17:11
Shmoke and a pancake?
Plumby  
30/10/2008 14:29:52
you crazy dutch bastard.
Horse  
30/10/2008 12:33:28
i'm romanian actually robbie, or was it bulgarian??
Bezler  
30/10/2008 11:28:45

Jamie/ Podge or anyone else for that matter do you know what the plan is for the Uwic game up here in Cardiff. I spoke to the Uwic rugby coach yesterday and he said that it was a 12pm K Off. The game is being played prior to the Wales v New Zealand game. That Kicks off at 5.30pm.  Myself and Doctour Les are going to the game with Morris and his girlfriend. Anyway what are the plans, or are you all living in Brechfa now. Has the Brechfa beast been discovered yet. ??

 

Ps New Zealand game is on Sat Nov 22nd

Griffster  
30/10/2008 10:30:41
I asked him and he confirmed that he was indeed in 3rd.
Plumby  
30/10/2008 09:19:02
Horse you should read on, there’s stories of nakedness and X-factor towards the end.

Griff, reckon he was in 3rd?
Griffster  
30/10/2008 09:17:18
Isnt life amazing, one minute your freezing your ass off in the middle of Brechfa woods in arctic conditions wearing shorts next thing you know your pulling a bloke out of his Audi r8 after he has binned it at over 100 mph, still i'm happy, Horse fell of 3 times. (or was it 4).
Rob Nic  
30/10/2008 09:12:36
That's the German in you coming out Herr Bohata
Horse  
29/10/2008 21:55:55
i read 7/8 lines of that report before stopping.......if any one wants to string any performances together you (the 2nd team) can start by fucking training!!!!
Plumby  
29/10/2008 17:08:59
Llangennech Report
Bill  
29/10/2008 07:07:38
Haven't got any tickets yet! Audrey as you should know bj's are quite common unless of course your married!! and no not the same one!She is English supports Ireland and thinks she should shout for Wales because she has lived here a year!!
Audrey  
28/10/2008 20:51:50
fucking hell bez no col today !!!! Thanks for taking me 2 the posh seats schwepps cup final.  by the way were are the new ones !                            Bill did you get ur tickets !!
Rob Nic  
28/10/2008 20:33:08
Wow. War and Peace.
Bezler  
28/10/2008 18:15:31

It was twenty two years of many happy memories many happy times and many great days and nights. Unfortunately one stupid "jobs worth" tried to spoil my night. He came close but he didnt achieve that. As ive told you Robbie (and others many times) he obviously didnt know who i was!!!. For those that i invited to Stradey as guests feel honnoured (and thank Dad) because if you are not a Scarlet supporter you may not be invited to the new ground (we cant afford to turn anyone away) I will never forget the Allo Allo boys ( Shads and Griff dressed in there French attire coming to the Biarritz Quarter Final match a few years back with there manky onions ( it stll makes me smile).  Lets be grateful of the fact that some of Narberths ex players graced the turf of Stradey with pride. Geriant Bowen, Mountie, Chris Mac, John the Bank (and many more).  I hear through the grapevine that Lloyd P is making good progress at Llandovery and that the Scarlets hireachy are very pleased with his progress.( i will tell you the source again Podge). Lets hope he continues with that progress . Anyway Albert was the greatest. The greatest player i never saw!!!!. The greatest performanc i saw- the 1989 All Blacks team.

Ps- Great to see the young boys coming through at Llangennech and the "ling di long" covering back of Plumby the winger. I just hope the team plays better than that next time. Great to see K. Ll. D back involved, his comments are the tonic they always were lets hope the youngsters continue to come through. Good Luck for the rest of the season and "Ymlaen the Otters"

Plumby  
28/10/2008 16:45:37
fuckin hell Bill... spill!
Audrey  
27/10/2008 21:36:31

who you taking bill ? bj ?

 

 

Plumby  
27/10/2008 19:04:12
cheers mark
Martyn Bo  
27/10/2008 08:55:04
Plumby two tips for the new NRFC website use spellcheck  and use spellcheck
Bill  
27/10/2008 08:24:23

I am looking for a pair of tickets for the SA game? Anyone know of any?

Bill  
27/10/2008 07:59:15
And I was hoping for a quiet week this year!!!
Horse  
26/10/2008 12:22:04
i do..............
Rob Nic  
26/10/2008 11:19:49
Feel crushed.
Horse  
26/10/2008 10:45:43
robbie, for the love of god, tell me thats not when your there??!!  if it is i think it would be the most crushing moment of my life!
Rob Nic  
26/10/2008 09:26:16
They are playing in Ischgl this year 31/1/09 to 7/2/09
Audrey  
25/10/2008 23:42:50
yes awsome!  i think thats rob nic dancing ? plumby good web site noo heed refererance !
Horse  
25/10/2008 18:15:40
happy memories anyone??
Jase  
24/10/2008 21:53:44
sod that where the f@@k is columbos report?  
Plumby  
24/10/2008 16:42:59
hey up. great snaps. Podge, you look in the better shape of the three. i've been asked to look at a new design for the narby site... any comments?
Podge  
24/10/2008 13:00:05
Click for more info a "Massive Winner" II
Podge  
24/10/2008 12:59:25
a "Massive Winner"
Horse  
24/10/2008 10:47:50
Actually that picture doesnt show the relief i was feeling, believe it or not!
Martyn Bo  
24/10/2008 10:00:07
Click for more info

Jaime glad it's over

 

Martyn Bo  
24/10/2008 09:58:36
Click for more info

Griff's head got attacked by a pair of garden shears

Martyn Bo  
24/10/2008 09:56:36
Click for more info

Podge crossing the start line

Plumby  
23/10/2008 20:39:29

this lot is well worth a listen. id go dafydd davies first, he's done a lot of mountain bike trail design. andy kirkpatrick is good. andrew whitley is good but will put you off mass produced bread.

Podge  
23/10/2008 16:50:07
Well spotted Plumby I didn't see that! and before anyone else says.... Yes, he was the difference between the two sides
Tim Griff  
22/10/2008 18:07:28
See you guys in a week or 10 years...depending on how it goes!
Griffster  
22/10/2008 16:39:06
GEEK!
Plumby  
22/10/2008 11:46:30
Great spoof of the original Take On Me by A-ha. A literal version.
Martyn Bo  
21/10/2008 14:58:03

 I loves the Fail blog, even had a mention in the Times today, not my Times obviously, I read the Sport

Horse  
21/10/2008 12:03:13
Youy pulling out griff?
Plumby  
21/10/2008 11:56:38
Poppit Sands live stream webcam!
Plumby  
21/10/2008 10:14:33

The guy who built some of the Welsh MB trails. Very interesting guy, well worth taking time to look at this video...

Podge  
20/10/2008 21:15:49
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Griffster  
20/10/2008 20:34:37
Hear me now! I am never running more than four miles ever again, if you have a problem with that I will see you in court. 
Podge  
20/10/2008 20:17:20

"realised", that  depends Jamie on what you may interpret as the meaning of realised.

I think it was quite clear. Upon hearing the suggestion that I would beat his time for the run, Griff sought clarification whether I meant this year's or his time for next year? I  like Griff,  am not  one to duck a challenge  and so stated that I would soundly beat him during the 2009 run.

As a consequence of this  Griff shook hands (in front of witnesses!!!!) saying "your on". I can only take that to mean that he overturned the  pledge he had earlier made on countless occassions never to run the half marathon again.

In answer to your question Jamie - NO

Griff, "Whats the biggest room in the world?"

 

 

Horse  
20/10/2008 19:40:03

Podge, do you think griff has reaslsed what happened over that 8th pint of stella in o'neils?

Plumby  
20/10/2008 17:18:37
I hear they've opened a book for this years Santa race. Theres a lot of money being put on 'The Cardiff Three'.
Podge  
20/10/2008 16:46:01
No Mart, there were Scooby Doos everywhere, bastards...

Great day, I havent ever laughed and been in so much pain all at once before.

 good to see you Bezler and pleasantly shocked at your announcement about Les and you, good luck to you both  and hope all goes well....
Plumby  
20/10/2008 13:25:43

All the Athletic, including the coaches and management had a really good laugh after the game on Saturday. I havent seen a pile-on in the club for some time. Kenny was in good form.

I dont think Clive really appreciated the frivolity when he returned after a disappointing game with the 1sts.

Bezler  
20/10/2008 13:23:09
Yes congratulations to the three charity runners. Da Iawn for beating Whitland too.
Martyn Bo  
20/10/2008 12:14:08
Well done runners, please tell me you tripped Scooby Doo this year?
Bill  
20/10/2008 10:36:22

Yes well done boys...Griff thats inside 4hr pace for a full marathon...London next year?!?! Well done to the athletic great win over Whitland...good to see such a young side out, was Plumby really the oldest!! Plumby whats the story with Clive James...how many coaches do you want to piss off in one season!!

Well done to the vets..good win first time out 43-17..Kenny T pulling the strings at fly-half!!...good to catch up with the old boys.

 

Plumby  
19/10/2008 22:56:13
well done boys. that photo is a classic
Podge  
19/10/2008 22:06:09
Click for more info Jamie 1:54, Griff 1:56 and moi 2:06 and 92 seconds
Cow  
19/10/2008 17:54:09
Awesome work boys.  Always a very good feeling.
Plumby  
19/10/2008 13:14:47
certainly is. we won 13-7. pretty close game. the tides are changing boys!
Tim Griff  
19/10/2008 13:11:49
Is that a welcome win against the old enemy then boys?!
Rob Nic  
18/10/2008 18:45:28
yesss! Well done athletic
Plumby  
17/10/2008 19:34:49
just got an email from Columbo, he's managed to bash a report together...
Martyn Bo  
17/10/2008 13:39:57
Click for more info

In the beginning
Back in nineteen fifty five
Man didn't know 'bout a rock 'n' roll show
'N all that jive
The white man had the schmaltz
The black man had the blues
No one knew what they was gonna do
But Tschaikovsky had the news, he said

Let there be sound, and there was sound
Let there be light, and there was light
Let there be drums, there was drums
Let there be guitar, there was guitar, ah
Let there be rock

GOT MY TICKETS FOR NEXT APRIL


Martyn Bo  
17/10/2008 13:38:05
Click for more info

In the beginning,<br>

 

 

 

Podge  
17/10/2008 13:25:51
Nooooooooo!!! that's over a month, what am I going to do!
Horse  
17/10/2008 12:44:14
Just seen this on mbwales
PLEASE NOTE:
The Raven Trail will be closed from the 20th Oct to the 30th November for timber harvesting and maintenance operations.
The alternative routes open are the Gorlech (red)trail and the Derwen (green and blue) trail.
Apologies for any inconvenience caused.
Plumby  
17/10/2008 11:29:15
that's incredible.
Martyn Bo  
17/10/2008 11:28:23
yes I agree you wouldn't look good running in a bikini
Podge  
17/10/2008 00:44:48
I had a horrible dream last night
Podge  
17/10/2008 00:43:14
I had a horrible dream last night......
Plumby  
16/10/2008 13:24:09
10/10 for balls 1/10 execution...
Plumby  
16/10/2008 11:00:19
Little video from Griffs weekend jaunt.
Plumby  
15/10/2008 15:34:21
...its like giving a monkey a gun with you lot.
Martyn Bo  
15/10/2008 15:18:30

I think somebody just broke this site

Podge  
15/10/2008 15:15:36
ooops didnt mean all that to go on, but really glat to see its a Flat, Fast Course. Should beat our PB's guys
Podge  
15/10/2008 15:13:32

Fellow Knuckle draggers, just received this email....

Higgy  
15/10/2008 14:46:10

I fear you boys have been misleading Griff. I clocked the distance from B&Q to the cross in Llanddowror last night and it is only 9.75 miles......13 miles actually gets you within spitting distance of Red Roses.

Either way it is too feckin far to run.

Plumby  
15/10/2008 13:59:54
New climbing record for El Capitan's - The Nose climb.

Jaime, when are we going to 'simul-climb' ?
Horse  
15/10/2008 13:46:23

oh i like this game........

 Podge you skinny Bast*^d!

Podge  
15/10/2008 12:05:02
Bows you skinny Bast*^d!
Martyn Bo  
15/10/2008 11:09:47

Marve = 2 Stone soaking wet

Me = 15.5 Stone at the time, plus I knew I had to walk round bloody IKEA after 

Podge  
15/10/2008 10:42:21
Marve must have been Shaggy!
Plumby  
15/10/2008 09:49:44
Bloody hell mart! Marve ran quicker than that!
Martyn Bo  
15/10/2008 08:55:51
Click for more info yep that's me, I think Scooby might have been using an alias, he was running from Old Man Withers
Martyn Bo  
15/10/2008 08:54:09

Hang on let me check

Rob Nic  
14/10/2008 20:33:38
rod hull!! Nooooo! Queen mother! Good.
Podge  
14/10/2008 19:58:20
Bows, are you the
Robert Martin Bowen Male 01:50:49 1826 01:48:23

if you are? are you being honest? I cannot see a Scooby Do anywhere near you in the finishing postions!!!

Scooby must have overtaken you way before 400 metres to go!

Martyn Bo  
14/10/2008 15:26:09

Watch out for Scooby Doo, he overtook me with about 400metres to go, I knew he was coming the crowd were shouting "go Scooby" but I beat Spongebob quite easily

Plumby  
14/10/2008 14:07:38
Ohhhh, that left turn by the castle is going to hurt!
Griffster  
14/10/2008 14:01:31
Is that map full size?
Podge  
14/10/2008 13:34:23
Click for more info Griff, not sure if this has been amended,
Podge  
14/10/2008 13:18:31

Feck! your right that means it is only two and a half miles extra...

 

Griffster  
14/10/2008 13:09:31
I will! LLanddowror to Carmarthen is 11 miles.
Bezler  
14/10/2008 12:24:09
I wont argue with you Podge!!!!
Podge  
14/10/2008 10:30:25
Bezzler, I know that this is being picky but it's actually 3.5 miles further than from Llanddowror to Carmarthen        
Martyn Bo  
14/10/2008 08:42:34
And the Queen Mother
Plumby  
13/10/2008 23:00:43
Rob, have you also heard about Rod Hull?
Rob Nic  
13/10/2008 21:23:32
Noooooo!
Bezler  
13/10/2008 21:01:51
Im looking foward to seeing you at the end of your thirteen miles boys!!!! Thats from Llanddowror to Carmarthen roughly Griff. All the best to you all.
Griffster  
13/10/2008 16:11:52
Before anyone say's, yes Iknow I spelt velocity wrong.
Griffster  
13/10/2008 16:09:04

I hate to be the one to break this to you robbie but he's dead.

Rob Nic  
13/10/2008 15:48:40
Thanks Griif. I didn't think he'd win this year. Where did Barry Sheene come?
Griffster  
13/10/2008 13:39:21
Steffan Everts won Weston beach race yesterday, I know Robbie really wanted to know. (after Bohattatatatatatatata has pulled his foot out of Podgies arse I am going to insert mine at high velosity).
Plumby  
12/10/2008 23:05:06
Click for more info Heres a snap from Whitesands today.
Tim Griff  
12/10/2008 22:07:47
Hmmm... does anyone have a travel first aid kit I can borrow?!
Plumby  
12/10/2008 18:53:10
How you feeling Timmy G? Ready for the off? Nervous...?
Horse  
10/10/2008 23:43:09
as mentioned earlier podge, you've got the 1st 5 miles to run in relative comfort, after that....well.......watch ya back!!!! if you dont see me coming you'll soon know i'm there when my foot comes into contact with your arse!!!!
Podge  
10/10/2008 23:35:35
update from the Cardiff Half Marathon:

A staggered start is in play

No: 1059 ( sub 1:30) Robert Phillips lining up amongst Kenyans and Ethiopians)
No:3500 and 53501 (3:00+ -  Anthony Griffith, James Bohata, (lining up at the start between a bernie Clifton lookalikey in and ostrich costume and the hunee monster 20 mins later!)

Get in There xxx
Plumby  
10/10/2008 22:45:31
Theres' and old saying:

"A camel is a horse designed by committee"

Now i ask you, who wants to read a camel?
Gary Nic  
10/10/2008 19:04:05
Nice report. I think that the stern words from the committee have had an effect. A lot of facts about the game in this report! Not what we're used to.
Plumby  
10/10/2008 16:51:13
Just banged out a quick report...

Martyn Bo  
10/10/2008 15:09:35
who is Justin Moorhouse?
Higgy  
10/10/2008 12:10:13
Rob Nic  
10/10/2008 12:00:33

Is it  a Whist drive? I like those at my age.

 

Higgy- very true

Plumby  
10/10/2008 11:45:06
this is how the Crowbar in Swansea are describing tonights proceedings...

"WONKY DONKEY, FEATURING , ZOMBIE DISCO SQUAD, BIG BEAT JACKIN FIDGET HOUSE, WONKY ELECTRO, GANGSTA BREAKS & PHAT ASS BOOTY BASSLINES, CRUNKED UP, GLITCHY, SWITCHY, BUMPY, GHETTO MASH UP"
Higgy  
10/10/2008 11:17:55
Click for more info Makes sense to me.
Horse  
10/10/2008 09:52:46
you dont have to pay in advance for the ghostriders but they do want to know numbers, who's in?
Plumby  
09/10/2008 16:50:50
"The Scooby Doo style adventure"

I think i'll pass.
Griffster  
09/10/2008 16:33:52

Count me in Horse, sorry Plumpy but your never going to last 3hrs with hid's. (old school)

Horse  
09/10/2008 14:56:36
Any takers...?   you'll have to have a think about this one plumby, 3hrs with hid's.....dreamin!  we should be fine griff!
Plumby  
08/10/2008 18:38:08
good math
Martyn Bo  
08/10/2008 14:44:08
I'd have said Plumby was more than two years older than cow
Jase  
08/10/2008 14:37:05
Click for more info Rodger
Griffster  
08/10/2008 14:00:36
What sort of moor is that Jase? Can I have some more? Rodger Moore? Narberth moor?
Jase  
08/10/2008 11:56:36
Click for more info

I have moor golden nuggets!

This could get ugly!

Bezler  
08/10/2008 10:35:57
Looks like Browny has taken the mantle over from me and Les!!!!
Rob Nic  
08/10/2008 09:29:01
He can't spell Narberth either.
Plumby  
07/10/2008 23:02:31
yeah, where did you get that snap from? i, er, touched that up ages ago.
Gary Nic  
07/10/2008 17:11:45
I'm not allowing you sleep above me again cow!
Podge  
07/10/2008 15:57:12
Cow, is that an original Warhol?
Higgy  
07/10/2008 14:25:12

Cow,

Were you an extra in the Fifth Element?

Rob Nic  
07/10/2008 13:10:47

Cow,

Have bought your ski pass on line using this picture. The lifties will piss themselves.

Horse  
07/10/2008 12:01:46
Dont you just love the way coffee screws your head up!!!!!
Horse  
07/10/2008 12:00:33
Sunday is in  the past when hid's were the present and led's the future. Two days later hid's are a thing of the past and led's the present.......WHAT THE HELL IS THE FUTURE???????!!!!!!!!
Cow  
07/10/2008 09:51:06
Where did you get your hands on that!?
Martyn Bo  
07/10/2008 09:04:18
Cow, you didn't tell us Annie Lennox modelled her hair style on yours
Bezler  
06/10/2008 19:09:50
Thanks for all the messages. Diolch
Rob Nic  
06/10/2008 18:22:44
His writing hasn't improved either.
Rob Nic  
06/10/2008 18:21:54
Click for more info He can deny it no more.
Plumby  
06/10/2008 16:56:36
come on Bill, spill the beans!
Martyn Bo  
06/10/2008 09:50:58
Click for more info

Sorry Bill just going back to Horse, did you have to wear Kings Lynn gonad shields for your X-ray?

Bill  
05/10/2008 09:26:12
Bill survived his date with the Fit Filly...but now knows why the Narberth Coach was frightened by her!?!? He won't be going back for more!!
Plumby  
04/10/2008 10:24:27
thats got john bowen written all over it.
Tim Griff  
04/10/2008 08:48:48
Radiographers put that star on to show the dumb ass Dr's where the break is... surely this is just a blatent waste of a sticky star... not to mention the accuracy of its placement!!
Horse  
03/10/2008 23:33:04
Click for more info

this is more to the point......

Podge  
03/10/2008 18:44:17
Plumby, right idea, wrong slide, that's a thoroughbred...
Plumby  
03/10/2008 16:29:00
Click for more info Horse, next time a wall falls on you, show them this in the hospital.
Plumby  
02/10/2008 22:56:21
John Chins amazing digging technique.

Jase  
02/10/2008 18:14:45
I think you'l find its a male pro!  acording to plumbs song  ( second line )
Griffster  
02/10/2008 16:19:53
Just in case you don't know who Hope Hid is, she is a high class hooker who it seems costs more than £200.
Horse  
02/10/2008 15:43:56
yeah.....hope hid's,  cant seem to find them for 200 notes anymore!!!
Plumby  
02/10/2008 15:29:57
So many nights, I'd sit by my window,
Waiting for someone to sing me his song.
So many dreams, I kept deep inside me,
Alone in the dark, now you've come along, HOPE HIDs.
Griffster  
02/10/2008 14:53:22
In my defence, damn I don't have one, damn mountain bikes, damn Cart horse, damn Plumpy, damn Nigel, damn the South Afcrican bloke, damn that hill, damn clip in pedals, damn the birds in the trees, DAMN!
Rob Nic  
01/10/2008 19:04:57
brlliant I pissed myself (again)
Plumby  
01/10/2008 15:42:42
The latest reports place him somewhere around Carlisle.
Griffster  
01/10/2008 13:41:56
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Martyn Bo  
01/10/2008 12:23:54
Stop Forest Stop
Horse  
01/10/2008 09:44:50
I hope you all enjoy this as much as we did at the time!!

Richy Morris  
30/09/2008 22:32:24

why is rob nich calling you splinter griff?!

Horse  
30/09/2008 20:26:57
Click for more info a full account of the day can be seen on my facebook album, also coming to a youtube type site near you soon, a video of how this bike ended up on the rocks!!!!!
Plumby  
29/09/2008 21:32:51
Click for more info A little moment in sundays epic. By epic, it took us 12 hours to do two climbs, one of which had 'snow' on top.
Plumby  
29/09/2008 20:58:33
Im going to order a drybag for this winters moisture ridden pursuits. Let me know if you want owt from this site.

Alpkit are a British company who produce really good quality outdoor gear. Their range isnt massive but the stuff the make is awesome. Shipping is free and their biggest dry bad (13 litres) is £7 and their smallest (2litre) is £3.50.
Martyn Bo  
29/09/2008 16:14:23

Shads is engaged, that only leaves????????????????????????????

PLUMBY

Tick Tock Tick Tock

Rob Nic  
29/09/2008 15:32:54
No not that splinter.Griff is now called Splinter from sitting on the bench.
Plumby  
29/09/2008 15:00:54
Master splinter. Id say he was liken to you Rob...

"Being unable to prove his innocence, he moved away to Rosebush, where he lived as a hermit in its sewers and befriended the rats."
Rob Nic  
29/09/2008 14:47:54
Not sure what you mean.Merely thanking splinter for his advice.
Plumby  
29/09/2008 14:32:13
Is that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reference rob?

Canaries holiday update. We're going for a week from the 29th of November. Flight and board 165 for the week.
Rob Nic  
29/09/2008 14:16:10
Thanks Splinter for that advice.
Griffster  
29/09/2008 13:56:27

Robbie if you stopped drinking your urine from that bag on your leg you wouldnt get dehidrated and have a bad head.

STOP THE PRESS.   SHADS (the other bald one) IS ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!

Plumby  
29/09/2008 13:01:35
Big shout out to my team on Saturday. We took it to them, never mind the winning try at the end, we all knew who the real victors were.
Rob Nic  
27/09/2008 11:37:19
ohhhhh my head.I'm never drinking again.
Podge  
27/09/2008 10:32:32
Horse your keeping Griff and Plumb company on the bench
Horse  
27/09/2008 08:41:58

nice one griff, i havent got a clue who that is, you old git!!!!

Anyone know what the 2nd team is for today, am i involved?  if not who's keen for brechfa, i've sent a text around but only bill has replied.....hmmm, the only people who are free to text at his time of day are the single ones........whats everyone else up to?!

Griffster  
26/09/2008 16:09:43
I think Gary is playing 10 now and the 15 is Andy morgan's son (one for the older of us).
Plumby  
26/09/2008 14:58:28
Its at 3. We tried to get it at 1 but Bonymaen said they're boys were working... yeah right!
Martyn Bo  
26/09/2008 13:28:24
What time is kick off? Is it earlier 'cos the firsts are home?
Plumby  
26/09/2008 12:11:31
Some new guy Johnny at 15 (looks pretty sharp), that Luke who played right wing second half for us last week (with scrum cap) and Tom from the 1sts.

Rhys Davies at 9, Andrew (same guy who started there last week) at 10, Gary and Neil in the centres. There no natural pace between them so i image they'll agree on a left\right setup :)
Higgy  
26/09/2008 10:57:47

The bench is full of folicle issues tomorrow then!

Who is playing in the back 3 this week then Plumby? Hope none of them choke with the line at their mercy this week.

Plumby  
26/09/2008 10:45:50
You'd better bring two Mart. I'm on the bench too. They must be resting their good players right Griff? Right?
Martyn Bo  
26/09/2008 10:38:11
I'm coming to watch, shall I bring a cushion? 
Jase  
26/09/2008 10:22:40
I know who you are, your that balding centre!
Griffster  
26/09/2008 10:09:19
THE BENCH! Dont they know who I am?
Podge  
25/09/2008 22:44:14
Griff?!
Rob Nic  
25/09/2008 22:03:11
What position are you playing sat griff?
Podge  
25/09/2008 18:00:35
Griff, have you seen yourself running after 7 miles?
Griffster  
25/09/2008 16:29:47
Podgey, there was not a knuckle on the floor after 7 miles and you know it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plumby  
25/09/2008 13:04:06
New Athletic report up. Its hard to write when we loose...
Plumby  
25/09/2008 11:35:17
On a similar note. I'm off to Fuerteventura in the last week of November for a week of surfing and sunshine. Its £250 for flights and accommodation. Leaving on the 22nd of November and back on the 29th.

Anybody fancy a slice of that pie?
Bezler  
25/09/2008 11:03:01
Scarlets V Sarasens week Sundayat Vicarage Road (Watford F.C ground) Anyone fancy it £11.50 day return bus ticket. let me know
Podge  
25/09/2008 07:46:02
*Sight
Podge  
24/09/2008 22:36:36
We throw a hell of a lot of sh1t around on this site but can I take a minute to pay tribute to my fellow knuckle dragging running buddy. The site of him scraping his phalanges along the tarmac tonight inspired me to turn a rountine 6 miler into a big beautiful 12.

Griff, you raise me up, so I can stand on mountains....
Plumby  
24/09/2008 22:04:42
'outdoor activity Friday' - the stuff of dreams
Tim Griff  
24/09/2008 21:59:35
Cow?!
Tim Griff  
24/09/2008 21:50:11

Not straight away Plumpy... I'll start by working Tues, Wed & Fri, but when I'm out of the supervision stage - few weeks - then I might be able to pick and choose!  Roll on 'outdoor activity Friday'!

Horse  
24/09/2008 20:03:29
cow, if it makes you feel any better, i'm still in work at 8pm!! but i will be a soap dodging student again in about 40 hrs, roll on!!
Bezler  
24/09/2008 12:25:30

Exellent Martin. Exellent food and very good service. It was packed out there (always a good sign)

 

Thanks Jason.

Plumby  
24/09/2008 09:01:57
Can you wangle it as Fridays?
Tim Griff  
23/09/2008 22:18:34
LOVE IT
Tim Griff  
23/09/2008 22:17:29
I've been a qualified physio for 2 months now, and working full time for nearly 3 weeks.  I've put my foot down at last... I go part time in 5 weeks.  3 days a week, admittedly I have to step it up to 4 days at the start of December but we'll see how it goes.  It's all about life balance... and having days off to surf in the light over the winter.  Love it.
Tim Griff  
23/09/2008 22:13:27

Cow, I keep checking this site before going to bed... and you're still in the office.  When do you sleep?!

Cow  
23/09/2008 22:02:33

I quite like this whip round of what everyone's been up to on the weekend - reckon we should keep it up.

P.S. I am still in the office - THIS IS WANK

Audrey  
23/09/2008 20:42:24
mart it's not a mini digger it's bobcat kx45c hope you don't confuse george with his toys ! awsome driving though !
Martyn Bo  
23/09/2008 15:21:05

I think this is it

Martyn Bo  
23/09/2008 15:17:46
I only want to show a bloke parking a mini digger
Martyn Bo  
23/09/2008 15:14:57

If this don't work I'm going to bomb PC World (can I say that on the WWW?)

Martyn Bo  
23/09/2008 14:53:24
Don't try that it didn't work
Martyn Bo  
23/09/2008 14:50:54

Aubrey the video I filmed of you working is here

Martyn Bo  
23/09/2008 14:25:18

Bezler, what's the halfway like? going there for my mother's birthday do.

Jase  
23/09/2008 14:07:18
bezz when you log in to add your coments etc there is a  M.O.O.S.E contact INFORMATION  bar at the bottom of the page put any numbers you want people to have in there so you dont get weirdoes and freaks from the internet calling you.
Griffster  
23/09/2008 13:44:36
Sorry for the spelling Plumby, mama always said "education is the devils work".   Love that h2o.
Horse  
23/09/2008 13:38:22
is it me or doent bezzler get it?!
Bezler  
23/09/2008 13:31:30

Bohata- I need Plumby to help my Dad..

I was filming all afternoon in Stradey Saturday and got told off by the Aberavon coach for spying pre match (when they were warming up)

Sunday - Had Sunday Lunch in the Halfway near Nantgaredig followed by going to Carreg Cennen Castle. ( Les you will have to go there Romantic beyond)

Sunday Evening watched the Osprey Blue Show about  rugby on BBC2 WALES!!!

Druan a ti Brownie (rho rhif mobile ti man hyn. Fin dod lan i Lundain wythnos i Ddydd Sul. Diolch

 

 

Plumby  
23/09/2008 12:29:30
some classic search terms being used to find this site this month, including...
  • "frocester-beer-festival sex"
  • "glamorous moose clocks"
  • "if matron felt a new boy was liable to wet bed she gave him a rubber sheet"
  • "horse on a bike joke maths"
Plumby  
22/09/2008 23:30:16
Spot the difference.

Cow
  Timmy G,  Horse,  Griff,  Audrey,  Jase,  Plumby etc


 
  = Office at 9 o'clock at night

Tim Griff  
22/09/2008 21:56:10

Not to worry Cow... my weekend was also a no brainer.

After a quick visit to The Druidston after work on Friday during the sunset I had to drink a fine bottle of Rioja when I got back to the house.  On Sat I was forced to walk between Bosherston, Broad Haven South and Barafundle for a good few hours taking in the scenery and sun, day finished off watching the sun set behind Carew castle with a feed and a pint. Sunday was a relaxing day at home tinkering with surfboard repair in the rays of sun interupted by a beautiful roast lunch... and some bottled beer!

Cow  
22/09/2008 21:38:55
I would have taken the nappies if offered them on sunday Aubs
Cow  
22/09/2008 21:37:11

Get your Countdown application in Plumby - you're the SnS word wizzard!

It's amazing what you can fit in a weekend when you are not sat in an office.  Do you mean the bont Llanglydwen?  I love that place.

Just to top it off I am writing this sitting in the office at 9.30pm on Monday waiting for our clients to tell us whether we need to work all night.

Live the dream

Audrey  
22/09/2008 21:30:44

fucking hell i'm away one weekend and you boys get stuffed ! props 2 fat !hooker where is the ball ! old man in the centre get a wig so the opposition don't realise you're so easy 2 skin! plumby don't go for a shit during game time! Re your videooooo - due 2 current health and safety legislation and after a half day manual handling course obviously i would not attempt something so hazardous. Brown cow lawyer man ? weekend :- watch sun set over a aberiddy fri, watch seals chasing fish at pwllderi sat, changing shitty nappies sun ! (swap sunday with you) ?

Plumby  
22/09/2008 18:46:28
fuckin hell boys, its spelt sympathy and sympathetic.

(thats gotta hurt)
Horse  
22/09/2008 17:59:08
Griff, i'll show you my symapthetic side by not posting the video of you going down that steep bank, falling off and running away from your issues......well i wont post it till next friday!!!!  god dam its funny!!!
Griffster  
22/09/2008 17:11:20
This is not the place for simpathy is it?
Plumby  
22/09/2008 16:45:22
Yeah, I had a shocker too Cow. Friday started with a quick look at the surf, no joy so I went for a walk down in Tenby, hit Wisemans Bridge in the evening to watch the sun set walking to Saundersfoot for a pint. Played rugby Saturday in glorious sunshine, then took on the 5 pints for 5 in the club for myself as well as some 'not present' players. Hit the bont for a couple more, which I didn't necessarily need by that point. Sunday we hit the main Preseli Ridge for a ride with the JNT posse and some header from South Africa. Finished the day off with a glass of red and some sausages.
Martyn Bo  
22/09/2008 16:34:11
Played rugby in Glyn Corrwg once, for the junior union. Only place in Wales that is a dead end, the bus got stuck on the bridge trying to flee I mean leave.
Horse  
22/09/2008 16:18:26

Cow in response to your weekend review, mine started on thursday night when me morris and bows hit cardiff, friday night was spent on a freebie with work in cardiff again, sat morning me bows and teresa went mountainbiking at Glyn Corrwg, on the way back from there i decided to go to brechfa too.  I then went to the club and then the bont and had a couple of quiet pints.  up early on sunday morning and went climbing in st. govens before heading back to meet up with plumby, nigel and griff to head up the preseli's on the bikes....and to top it off i then went to my sisters for sunday dinner (a double rib of beef no less)!!!!

Bezzler, why did you ask plumby to call you in st. clears asap and then give him your mob number??

Bezler  
22/09/2008 15:34:51
Plumby could you give me a ring 07818236201  (asap)in St Clears. Thanks
Plumby  
22/09/2008 12:22:04
The fact that I am clearing the ball from behind the line should demonstrate that things were quite right in the backs! Incidentally , I cleared it into touch, they took a quick one and scored in the opposite corner. They were very good.

Aubrey, have you tried this one before?
Higgy  
22/09/2008 11:31:28
Click for more info 3. Someone stole the ball!
Higgy  
22/09/2008 11:30:20
Click for more info 2. Moments of blind panic.
Higgy  
22/09/2008 11:29:17
Click for more info

There were 3 problems then

1. The afore mentioned centre. (I'll let you all decide which one he means!)

Griffster  
22/09/2008 10:34:22

We got shafted. BIG STYLE, I blame the worst inside centre I have seen in all my days playing rugby.

Cow  
22/09/2008 10:10:35

For those of you wondering, my weekend went like this:

  • On Friday afternoon I was looking forward to leaning into some beers on Friday night, playing rugby on Saturday and a bit of 7s on Sunday in the sunshine.
  • At 6pm on Saturday my boss left for the pub.
  • At 6.15pm he came back to the office saying he had received some calls on a deal we are working on so I then sat on calls with him from an hour listening to people tell us what we needed to do over the weekend.
  • As a result I have played no rugby this weekend, seen no sport, had (almost) no booze and spent 8 hours sat in a glass box on Saturday and 14 hours sat in a glass box yesterday sucking up the pain.

Anyway...like the Murphys I am [trying] not [to be] bitter.  How did you boys get on against Llandovrey?

Tim Griff  
19/09/2008 21:10:30

(it works now!)

Tim Griff  
19/09/2008 19:58:29

I hate to be the bearer of bad news Jase, but:

  • That link doesn't work
  • Plumby's pulling a fast one
  • I love bulleted lists... and cheese

   Plumb as designer  Anybody else
 Cheesy Website  Bad match  Good match

Nice... I doubt I will ever use the table facility again!

Jase  
19/09/2008 17:23:58
liking you work plumby.  Every one els have a look need to get a few hits on this baby!!!
Plumby  
19/09/2008 16:17:57
if i say wonky does that mean you get a go on the liney machine?
Martyn Bo  
19/09/2008 14:22:27

I'm marking the pitch in the morning with Dorian, do you want a big or small in goal area, straight or wobbly lines Plumby?

Plumby  
19/09/2008 11:29:08
I was running at 15 in training, but a lot can happen between yesterday and tomorrow. Me and that pitch have a score to settle... my last game at 15 there was against whitland in the pembs cup semi. don't think i need to digress...
Higgy  
19/09/2008 11:09:26

Are you playing on the wing Plumb?

I'll be there with the camera to capture the moment. Make sure you do your hair Griff, camera never lies.

Plumby  
19/09/2008 11:04:33
Nice use of Bold and Italic there Higgy. Done the double.

We'll see how this scenario plays out.

Llandovery at home Saturday. Hope our legion of fans will be there to support The Mighty Athletic. It will be another chance to catch Griff at centre.
Higgy  
19/09/2008 09:37:54

Plumb if someone has seriously said that to you why isnt it up and attributed in the quote section? Which member seriously thinks the WRU will give a shit?

For my part your reports are an invaluable educational resource. Where else on the www will I find examples of such bad grammar and spelling to show my boys?

Keep up the good work!

Plumby  
18/09/2008 12:09:38
...just emailed your ras.sion.corn address.
Podge  
18/09/2008 12:04:16
From Whom?
Plumby  
18/09/2008 11:50:42
Yes. Pressure is mounting. There is concern that the WRU will be viewing the site and they wont be seeing a 'corporate message through and through'.
Podge  
18/09/2008 10:31:59
Plumby have you had anyone else on your case other than what I've told you re: Match reports?
Bezler  
17/09/2008 15:17:04

The man from Del Monte will be happy that his jacket and trousers have been returned. I  reckon he should open a hire shop in Pembrokeshire should do well. Da Iawn on winning Saturday glad youve been able to borrow a captain from the Veterans team. Intersting start to the rugby season otherwise!!!  Glad to see that your reporting is up to its usual high standard Plumby keep up the good work

Wedi colli rhif ffon ti Brownie , tin bodlon danfon neges i mi gyda dy rhif diolch

Cow  
17/09/2008 14:17:14

If they boycott your reports on the website, you should still write them and post them on here to keep your fans happy.  Being far away from the action these days I rely on them for an accurate account of what happened during and after the seconds game each week and also to keep up with any new lines of banter/abuse in the changing room.

I'd be lost without them (Just trying out the bold there)!

Plumby  
17/09/2008 12:29:17
There are noises being made about the type of report that will be allowed on the rfc website.
Martyn Bo  
17/09/2008 09:11:00
Blah blah blah blah, that's just noise Plumby and it's hurting my ears
Plumby  
17/09/2008 08:00:16
I just upgraded the message posting page. You can now have Bold and Italic! Also it records when your press 'return' so yo can have line breaks in your posts.
Rob Nic  
16/09/2008 21:45:25
Hook line and sinker! Superb report though.Keep it up.
Plumby  
16/09/2008 21:42:59
sod it. thought you were being serious.

i aint mentioned other coach's in my reports yet...
Podge  
16/09/2008 21:23:30
can anyone hear that? its the sound of my reel SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!
Plumby  
16/09/2008 21:20:02
i won’t write the reports in any other way, i tried once and i couldn’t, besides they’re fuckin boring. if the club asks me to stop then i'm happy to hand the reigns over to someone else, but frankly i don’t imagine anyone will raise their hand.
Rob Nic  
16/09/2008 20:48:37
Lionel Hutz is on standby
Podge  
16/09/2008 19:55:57
mmmmm TJ aint going to like it Plumb!!
Plumby  
16/09/2008 13:31:07
Athletic match report from Saturday.
Horse  
16/09/2008 12:41:29
DOH, of course what was i thinking!!! oh well us mundane XC soft cocks will have to have a bash at this alone. you and robbie are such crazy cats!
Podge  
16/09/2008 11:55:03
Jamie, your just not listenning! Whats that "Enduro" bit!!! Rob and I are all about speed...
Horse  
15/09/2008 21:39:15
now that we've seen your biking ability (Robbie and Podge) i'll print you off a form each, save you the bother. Any one else keen, I'm in!
Rob Nic  
15/09/2008 21:19:52
It was Chinnie.He was on the way up.
Plumby  
15/09/2008 18:54:05
Click for more info this is what 6ft and 9s does at Gwithian...
Plumby  
15/09/2008 16:49:48
re: Robs video... was that John Chin i saw halfway down?
Podge  
14/09/2008 17:25:16
Ah bless!
Horse  
14/09/2008 14:04:15
Brechfa Gorlech trail (red) 1hr 14 mins.....'back of the net'!
Horse  
13/09/2008 09:36:26
Ah bless
Rob Nic  
12/09/2008 16:01:09
It was Podge. I'll try and pass you next time
Podge  
12/09/2008 15:20:09
yeah that was great Rob when are we going again?
Horse  
12/09/2008 14:58:15
Hmmm, somethings not right there.......no.....no somethings not right at all, but i cant quite put my finger on it!!
Rob Nic  
12/09/2008 11:16:18
!!!!!!
Rob Nic  
12/09/2008 11:14:14
try again
Rob Nic  
12/09/2008 11:07:36
Clip of myself in Les deux alpes in the summer on my MB
Horse  
12/09/2008 08:34:14
At the moment its me and smalls hitting brechfa at 6, any other takers.......podge?
Podge  
11/09/2008 21:58:19
Plumby I've sent you mail on the address below
Griffster  
11/09/2008 21:03:09
Not one single mile Podge!
Rob Nic  
11/09/2008 11:47:14
Live by the sword die by the sword
Podge  
10/09/2008 21:17:03
Jeez.... you have a hard time on this site Griff, even I'm beginning to feel sorry for you!.... p.s. ows the training going? what mileage you up to now?
Tim Griff  
10/09/2008 18:35:45
Once a pootler, always a pootler...
Gary Nic  
10/09/2008 18:20:28
I've always had him down as a pootler!
Horse  
10/09/2008 09:03:53
Hey Griff you may be on the home page of mbwales.com but have you seen what they've said....."Brechfa is a perfect destination for both pootlers or those who like to ride totally pinned". They seem to have used your photo as an example of a 'pootler'. I havent got a clue what one of them is but it doesnt sound good!!!

Anyone keen for brechfa on friday night?
Horse  
09/09/2008 22:02:53
JOHNNY 5 IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Podge  
09/09/2008 17:54:40
nice to see you updating the Club website, how come theres still no pen pics for the Officers of the Club in the Committee section?
Podge  
09/09/2008 17:49:03
Youth fixtures on link and Paul Done is yer man for the match reports,"dop170@aol.com" he does them at the mo and could upload them directly to the site.
Plumby  
09/09/2008 16:38:44
I was mentally exhausted after my feeling foul quip.
Martyn Bo  
09/09/2008 16:31:10
I like the in depth report on the Athletic's game against Fishguard
Plumby  
09/09/2008 16:17:45
Bezler, check the Narberth site...
Bezler  
09/09/2008 15:33:18
Thank you Dorian P for informing me today that there was no Athletic game last Saturday!!!!
Horse  
09/09/2008 15:08:05
thats IMMENSE!!
Plumby  
09/09/2008 12:22:18
you can take the boy out of Glandwr...

How much fun does this look...!
Martyn Bo  
09/09/2008 09:03:35
A little fine tuning required I think Cow, like turning that blackberry into Jam or even better Crumble with loads of custard mmmmm
Cow  
08/09/2008 23:46:49
First post on here via the blackberry this. I hope Murray hurries the fcuk up and looses this 3rd set so I can go to bed. A 5 set epic would really screw my day up tomorrow.
Cow  
08/09/2008 23:44:09
First post on here via the blackberry this. I hope Murray hurries the fcuk up and looses this 3rd set so I can go to bed. A 5 set epic would really screw my day up tomorrow.
Plumby  
08/09/2008 22:30:27
Gary, from all the people here i would expect some love from you. At least i didn't hit the flood at 60 mph!

Podge... can you wang over the youths fixtures for the season if you have them. Trying to get the club site set up for the new season. You want to write reports for them this year?
Gary Nic  
08/09/2008 20:04:08
I'm sure that i speak for many when I say that our hearts bleed
Plumby  
08/09/2008 18:19:56
Stuck in swansea train station. Not very fuckin great western.
Bezler  
08/09/2008 13:54:02
How did the seconds get on Saturday?? Did they play?? Sushi was fantastic by the way Plumby!!!
Plumby  
08/09/2008 12:20:07
there are a lot of things i dont remember about Saturday night, but im pretty sure i didnt eat a girl.
Higgy  
08/09/2008 12:12:59
Plumb Is that a bird your crimpin off in that photo?
Horse  
08/09/2008 11:39:35
dont bother calling me Cow, my phone is playing up!!!!

everyone keep a sharp eye on the quote of the day as there are so many from yesterday that it will be changing often, it may even be worth checking out the old quotes to see if you've missed any
Plumby  
08/09/2008 11:16:48
Click for more info And another.
Plumby  
08/09/2008 11:06:08
Click for more info Cliffs at St.Govans? doubt it.

Here's one pre-crisis.
Bill  
08/09/2008 10:42:30
Steph did text Plumby to say i couldn't swim!! He said we are only going for a paddle & "there are no cliffs at St Govans!" But all said and done "thanks guys"
Cow  
08/09/2008 10:24:40
I'll have to ring one of you for a blow by blow account of this. Sounds like a contender to be on 999.
Horse  
08/09/2008 08:33:21
Fair play to you plumby, bill's being a bit harsh, after all it was you who swam after me and raised the alarm. so come on bill,credit where its due.....oh 2 things plumby,

1) its feet higher that your heart, not head

2) your baywatch style rescue buoy was a 5 gallon drum.........whit no cap!!! But it was good improvisation and all added to the occasion. By now i'd say the barrel's on the sea bed with bill's pride!!
Plumby  
07/09/2008 22:38:25
bill, i cant believe you said that. who was it that fashioned a baywatch style rescue buoy out of a barrel and fishing rope?
Podge  
07/09/2008 22:10:45
Duh! point taken...
Horse  
07/09/2008 22:00:59
come on Podge, think about it, would bill be here now typing these messages if that were the case?
Podge  
07/09/2008 21:44:05
Bill is it true your heart stopped beating for 8 minutes and Plumby had to "crack" your chest and give you a heart massage to bring you back?
Bill  
07/09/2008 21:04:51
yes plumby.. don't pick on older men! I hope your lips are sealed!! It was Horse that rescued me..not you!!
Podge  
07/09/2008 21:02:18
Just remembered our converstion Horse, and chuckling to myself, oh happy day!
Gary Nic  
07/09/2008 20:36:06
You're not supposed to pick on old men! Has your car started to dry out yet?
Plumby  
07/09/2008 20:34:12
I had a very good time thanks Gary, I believe Horse also had a good time. Bill came with us.
Horse  
07/09/2008 20:32:11
i'm tired now.......
Gary Nic  
07/09/2008 20:31:09
How was the cliff hoping Plumby?
Plumby  
07/09/2008 20:18:28
Hi Bill. How was your day?
Gary Nic  
07/09/2008 13:29:34
Did we get that high in Newent? I like the way that they adopted the Dai Jenks way of coming down!
Horse  
07/09/2008 12:16:48
on a more serious note, I've been doing some research in to building stability and their foundations. during hours of ardious hours of searching through literature i turned to the web and had all my questions answered......FOUNDATIONS AND ALL ELEMENTS OF A STRUCTURE SHOULD NOT BE HUMAN!!! Oh and podge, remember what we discussed in cardiff about accessing this site, well the ball is rolling!
Podge  
06/09/2008 20:19:05
Where there is NO blame, there is NO claim......
Gary Nic  
06/09/2008 15:41:11
Who would be stupid enough to have driven their car into a flood!!!!!!
Rob Nic  
06/09/2008 11:19:36
Please refer to my earlier post
Plumby  
06/09/2008 11:09:58
A certain driver may have driven a certain car into a certain deep flood and bent a certain connecting rod.

Rob, can you have your minions facilitate some forms?
Rob Nic  
06/09/2008 09:19:57
Not covered.
Horse  
05/09/2008 23:34:04
go on...........
Plumby  
05/09/2008 19:27:56
There has been an incident. The life of a certain VW Golf is threatened.
Tim Griff  
04/09/2008 18:01:37
I retired at about 21... in my opinion, for someone who has been told repeatedly that they cant sing, that's too early to join a choir. Nobody should have to listen to 60yrs of wailing...I can see myself making a comeback as a player in a veteran team though... now that I can treat myself there'll be no stopping me!
Plumby  
04/09/2008 15:06:19
Yeah, I think he has some pretty good points there.

If Mr Meredith is looking at ex-players to replenish numbers, then he can expect us harder West Wales players to keep going beyond 28! We don’t stop playing because its too cold! Robbie Snitch is 53 and still going strong, followed closely by The Chemist, Audrey and Les Hughes.

I have every intention of singing in a choir at some point, but not until I've finished playing and I intend to keep playing for as long as I can (sorry boys). I cant imagine anyone not being moved when listening to a good male voice choir. Its amazing.

On a separate but similar point, Iestyn was in the club last week when he was looking for registration forms. Apparently he has found some 30 odd players who want to form a veterans side. Players aged 35 and over... which interestingly enough would include out current first team captain. Bully is 36!
Griffster  
04/09/2008 14:43:23
So many questions Bez.
Bezler  
04/09/2008 14:34:17
I read the article this morning Browny. He makes some valid points i think. Ive been asked to join the Cardiff blues choir which i am contemplating joinning. Good day yesterday three overs of Cricket and a lot of beer. Nice to see Podge is in shape to run the Cardiff Half Marathon. Hows your trainning going Griff???. Ps great Sushi the other night Bohata top notch!!!. It was lovely Griff really nice. Have you tried Sushi Griff?? I hope thats the correct spelling. Whats the verdict on the new Athletic coach?? Whats his name??
Cow  
04/09/2008 10:52:25
See link to an interesting article that is on page 24 of the Western Mail today written by a mate who some of you have met (Alex Meredith) about lack of youngsters singing in male voice choirs these days.

Click here for article
Plumby  
04/09/2008 09:42:52
last call for JNT clothing orders. you've got until 12 o'clock.
Plumby  
03/09/2008 19:57:04
score. at least im on a seat!
Jase  
03/09/2008 19:47:08
Click for more info What time of crisis?????
Plumby  
03/09/2008 16:48:05
No, no i don’t... for your assistance in my time of crisis though mart, you only have to pay me £24.
Martyn Bo  
03/09/2008 13:16:27
Plumby do you remeber we all paid you at Jase's wedding?
Plumby  
03/09/2008 11:27:22
Im doing a re-order of the JNT clothing.

Please let me know if you would like to order anything. I still have Aubreys, Garys, Cows, Alexs, Bills, Podges, Higgies and Martin Bo's here in my house, ready to dish out.

Anyone else keen?
Tim Griff  
03/09/2008 08:02:46
Is it the spin off from "Snow white and the 7 dwarfs" where Dopey goes out with friends gets drunk and ends up franternising with the "BFG"?!
Podge  
02/09/2008 23:39:19
"Honey, I shrunk the Kids"?
Griffster  
02/09/2008 16:22:30
Reminds me of a disney film, can you guess which one?
Rob Nic  
02/09/2008 14:19:14
He's a particularly good wrestler. Reminds me of a great from the glorious 70's.......
Podge  
02/09/2008 13:27:38
No Bezler, as we all know even when drunk Aubrey is one of the best..... and we have the videos to prove it :)
Audrey  
01/09/2008 23:24:08
oh ! fuck i think i'm turning into an alcoholic !
Bezler  
01/09/2008 15:00:01
Are you sugesting that Aubrey is a liability when in a drunken state Podge???
Plumby  
01/09/2008 14:40:26
he was talking about some possible posts yesterday. i think you have the right to be concerned.
Bezler  
01/09/2008 13:53:22
He still moans about that Marts. Some people just dont know when to shut up and forget about things!!!!
Podge  
01/09/2008 13:49:58
Plumby, can I make a suggestion, please could you change Aubreys password to one comprising of a minimum thirty eight characters which has to include capitals, numerics and symbols as a heightend security measure against inappropriate pissed posting!
Martyn Bo  
01/09/2008 13:38:41
Tell Geraint Lewis, still no bottles or glasses on the dancefloor in the Octagon
Bezler  
01/09/2008 12:59:29
Trouble is the people in Bangor will be ten years older now!!!!
Plumby  
01/09/2008 10:29:11
Click for more info This is the first of many snaps you'll see of our epic MarReg trail event yesterday. Big shouts to Martin James (support driver and faggot supplier), Notorious Nigel, Horse and Smalls (who met us at Fishguard). It was a brilliant day. We started at 8:30am and got to the top of Carn Llidi (Whitesands) at 7:30pm.
Martyn Bo  
01/09/2008 09:42:24
Can we stop the bus every few hundred yards for me to spew?
Gary Nic  
30/08/2008 17:30:17
Will you be looking after me podge?
Horse  
29/08/2008 22:32:18
do i get to sleep on the same pillows as last time??
Griffster  
29/08/2008 14:15:42
Don't know who he is but he is very good looking. p.s I am up for a Bangor mark 2. BIG STYLE!
Podge  
29/08/2008 13:36:39
On a serious note, Trehws dropped the pics in with me and also the suggested the need for a tour reunion(former team members only) , sounds good? Therefore it is imperative that we find out who is the the "Fat Mark Lamarr" lookalikey in the third pic.. answers on a postcard please
Plumby  
29/08/2008 13:23:27
Jesus. Theres been a lot of hair going down a lot of plug-holes since that was taken!

Horse - 2.pdf 3.pdf 4.pdf
Horse  
29/08/2008 11:33:40
Going back to the photo outside the Bush reminded me of looking at school photo's.....there were always a few dumb f*%ks there who could never look at the camera at the right time.....some things never change!

WHAT A TRIP!!!!
Gary Nic  
29/08/2008 09:55:06
Loving it. Count me in as well please. Who is the bloke with the hair in that last pic!!!??
Podge  
29/08/2008 08:52:35
Click for more info OK Guys I'll sort it! also got an order from Trehws who wants to find out who is in the middle of this one between the Fat Freddy Mercury and Gringo?
Horse  
29/08/2008 07:50:26
Absolute quality, if there are copies flying about i wouldnt mind some myself
Rob Nic  
28/08/2008 18:30:48
Brilliant Podge.Any chance of getting copies? That was a great tour.
Podge  
28/08/2008 16:52:54
Explanatory note: members of the team struck the "I'm a fat Sandy Toksvig" pose in honour of Audrey
Podge  
28/08/2008 16:50:56
Click for more info this should finish the job off....
Plumby  
28/08/2008 15:33:16
Almost pissed myself in work then.That is a very good photo!

Look at little Kenny T poking his head in on the left.
Rob Nic  
28/08/2008 15:27:42
happy happy days
Podge  
28/08/2008 13:45:52
Click for more info Less weight, more hair....
Griffster  
28/08/2008 13:14:31
Fame at last
Plumby  
27/08/2008 17:21:55
Griffster makes the cut for the Brechfa page on MbWales.com
Plumby  
27/08/2008 16:33:03
Marve has been my get out of jail card for years. When I was growing up he got me out of many a tricky predicament with my parents and former lovers.

He’d crumble under questioning though, so I need to keep him away from Kenny!
Podge  
27/08/2008 16:12:21
Plumby if you had a heart you wouldn't have told Kenny it was all Marve's fault!!
Plumby  
27/08/2008 15:46:11
I know one of the group:

hoi polloi: Robbie Snich and John "Alan Sugar" Chin

PS. Podge, after a heart to heart conversation with Kenny last night, we concluded that you were to blame for all the 'mix-ups' with the quotes online.
Podge  
27/08/2008 15:13:10
Who do you class as the "Elite" then Cow? and who constitutes the hoi polloi?
Cow  
27/08/2008 11:50:19
I meant that not all of the elite SnS group were there. It was a pleasure to see Marv, especially in all his naked glory in the sea at 2am.

Do not think I will make it back this weekend for the bike ride unfortunately but keen to line up a less severe one when you are out on the bikes in the next month.
Gary Nic  
27/08/2008 08:45:49
Who weren't you pleased to see Cow? Marv's got feelings you know!
Plumby  
26/08/2008 21:43:21
Good to see you too cow, can we expect to see you on the weekend for the long-ride-of-deathathon.
Horse  
26/08/2008 16:36:15
pictures will follow shortly.......i was the best presened entrant there!!!
Cow  
26/08/2008 16:33:21
Was a pleasure to see some of you in Broadhaven for the singathon on Sunday. It took a lot of redbull to get me back to London without falling asleep at the wheel! Horsey - how was the bog snorkelling? Any pictures?
Horse  
26/08/2008 13:37:25
goot typing that!
Horse  
26/08/2008 13:36:37
how come he's not playing, because of his achilles heel?? and if your reading this griff, why're you getting sitting on your arse and not getting me that bit of plate aluminium.....!?
Plumby  
26/08/2008 13:24:46
nasty. Athletic are playing harry-west tonight. kick off at 6:30. please come and support. you can sit with Griff in the stand.
Podge  
24/08/2008 10:18:14
Those of you who played me need to look away
Rob Nic  
23/08/2008 11:49:59
Les you can only sue fr libel if its not true.
Podge  
23/08/2008 08:47:46
Les, have a word with Kenny, he will sort it out for you.
Les  
22/08/2008 23:52:06
it's not safe to say anything to anybody these days!!!
Audrey  
22/08/2008 18:40:57
nice route? is it a day or night ride ? count me in if podge is on it !
Griffster  
21/08/2008 15:00:13
A new pair of running shoes.
Podge  
21/08/2008 13:46:23
ok, nice change, how much do I owe you?
Horse  
21/08/2008 13:05:01
lovin' ya work griff, lovin ya work!!
Griffster  
21/08/2008 13:03:37
Sorry Podge, did I not tell you, I have put your name down for the ride.
Podge  
21/08/2008 10:42:11
The bus will never make it round that route, how long do we get to stop at Bessie's
Griffster  
21/08/2008 10:19:47
That trail looks like hard work to me Plumpy.
Plumby  
21/08/2008 09:49:59
31st of August. This trail. Starts up north.
Bill  
20/08/2008 20:53:20
Try this one.....
Bill  
20/08/2008 20:44:28
Jamie...head wine waiter opening a bottle of champagne, with a piece of my wedgewood!! Does he succeed???
Horse  
19/08/2008 07:56:18
"you dont pay for a f.....g view"!
Rob Nic  
18/08/2008 20:17:04
I've got hundreds of Kenny quotes going back 39 years.I will never repeat them of course without his permission.View what 's the point of a view.
Tim Griff  
18/08/2008 19:06:31
Plumpy... pot, kettle, black... but I like it, I think it'll stick!
Podge  
18/08/2008 18:28:55
Plumpy!
Plumby  
18/08/2008 16:23:00
Click for more info for those of you wandering where Jaime has been this summer, he's been working for the RSPCA in Portsmouth.
Griffster  
18/08/2008 15:38:12
St Davids are looking for a winger Plumb
Plumby  
18/08/2008 14:23:07
Plumpy!
Martyn Bo  
18/08/2008 11:54:24
Plumby, what's that brown stuff on your nose?
Kenny  
18/08/2008 11:50:25
None of the quotes accredited to me on this site are from me directly but second or third hand gilry gossip. As far as I’m aware JC is still a Narberth RFC Coach and Plumpy had the balls to phone me just after his balls dropped. KT
Kenny  
18/08/2008 11:25:18
Member added succesfully!
Plumby  
18/08/2008 10:26:53
"Thats life in the public eye Kenny"

"Fuckers"
Podge  
18/08/2008 09:45:03
he's "brown bread"!
Martyn Bo  
18/08/2008 08:55:08
Plumby let me know when your funeral is
Rob Nic  
17/08/2008 20:31:09
Spill the beans boys.Half a story is no good.
Plumby  
17/08/2008 17:47:17
"Plumby, its Kenny, whats this about your writing things on a website about me? Phone me back on 07*** ****** URGENT!"
Podge  
17/08/2008 15:47:39
Elton John, Robert Murat, Jason Donovan, Kenny Davies - Which is the odd one out? ---- Answer Kenny Davies as the others have won high profile libel cases ( Kenny D is about to)
Plumby  
17/08/2008 00:45:15
What about this...
Rob Nic  
16/08/2008 14:19:22
I didn't understand a fucking word of that! Not a fucking word.
Plumby  
16/08/2008 10:07:14
Griffster, cop a load of this...

Septune guide

I've been reading, they say you should run it at 225psi...
Podge  
15/08/2008 22:42:17
so Griff is burying his face in a meaty kebab tomorrow night.... nice
Plumby  
15/08/2008 22:24:21
Im not sure if Ails' knows so keep it to yourself, but Griff is on a date tomorrow! He's going on a dinner date with a right minger!
Tim Griff  
15/08/2008 21:17:03
Buying yourself presents again Audrey?!
Martyn Bo  
14/08/2008 09:42:19
Yes please Aubrey, extra small and thin will do
Podge  
13/08/2008 22:19:53
What's Owen Money's catchphrase?
Audrey  
13/08/2008 21:37:50
martin b when i'm in mothercare do you want some condoms ?
Bezler  
13/08/2008 18:05:15
There funnier than Owen Money's!!!
Martyn Bo  
13/08/2008 09:30:14
Bezzler, are you the only one in the world still using Cannon & Ball's catchphrase?
Rob Nic  
12/08/2008 16:56:50
Ef or Hi.
Bezler  
11/08/2008 20:07:37
Theres nver a dull moment at Narberth RFC!!!. Rock on Cooke- go for Gold no 2!!!
Plumby  
10/08/2008 21:43:13
Click for more info Heres 4 of the best from today. Didnt get any of the Chinster, but he was around. Ryan Whatmore, Griff, Jase and me.
Plumby  
10/08/2008 09:24:48
He's been pushed out of the back row and is too ugly to play in the backs.
Podge  
09/08/2008 21:11:54
No, your ok Griff still the Skipper, you only lost the No:8 shirt.
Gary Nic  
09/08/2008 12:29:27
However bad things get you'll never be given that job again Plumby!
Plumby  
09/08/2008 12:09:54
screw you cow!

Your like a hedgehog in a condom factory out there!

Griff, you have, after my performance in llangennech last year they've given me the band.
Griffster  
09/08/2008 10:46:26
Have I been sacked too?
Rob Nic  
09/08/2008 10:40:21
Cock up not conspiracy then. (as usual).
Cow  
08/08/2008 22:29:45
Am out in Canada at the moment, heading to this mountainbike event next week in Whistler. Any of you lot competing?
Podge  
08/08/2008 22:07:51
seriously, I think there has been a monumental mis-understanding hear as I heard from Jon Dodd some time ago that John wanted to concentrate on coaching the U16's this season. John phoned me on Tues asking what was happening I told him the what I heard above. Seems Kenny has in the meantime organised someone else to come in! Iknew he had sorted out a coach for the youth to help me but didn't realise he'd done the impossible and found someone to coach the seconds as well
Podge  
08/08/2008 21:54:53
Keith Eaton, Stag and Stan Liptrot have been mentioned..
Rob Nic  
08/08/2008 18:51:36
What's going on? Who's the new seconds coach ?
Plumby  
08/08/2008 17:02:00
apparently KT hadn’t informed Chinster there was a new 2nds coach and he not longer was. Chinster found out after a call to Hodge earlier this week.
Podge  
08/08/2008 16:01:02
whats up?
Plumby  
08/08/2008 15:01:21
Have you heard the Chin/Chainsaw scandal?
Podge  
07/08/2008 17:48:58
Click for more info Whilst getting ready to move again found my only remaining pic of Pamplona, you can appreciate my obvious disappointment ! are there any more out there?
Plumby  
07/08/2008 12:20:20
this post has been removed for legal reasons
Podge  
07/08/2008 11:52:44
sorry Tony J but T sounds so much better...
Podge  
07/08/2008 11:51:49
and you won't be able to use them if Tony T's got anything to do with it!
Plumby  
07/08/2008 11:44:29
you wont believe how many pictures like that i've got saved up ready for this seasons match reports!
Podge  
07/08/2008 11:14:52
Click for more info Thats rubbish I know he's got a coat, and a hat, fact!
Martyn Bo  
07/08/2008 10:38:51
Tell Aubrey there is a coat sale on in Mothercare
Plumby  
07/08/2008 10:13:27
Big shouts to Nigel and James (and me) for powering through with the Brechfa jaunt yesterday.

Shame on for Griff and Chinster for the 'no show' because its "too wet".

Shout out to Alun Harris for making the effort too, the only two groups up there, both from Narberth - aight! Harris said Aubrey didn’t want to come up because he didn’t have a coat.
Podge  
06/08/2008 22:47:30
Gary, I disagree, if my memories correct that was a particularly good day.
Bill  
06/08/2008 22:46:43
Is that the game Podge picked up from the base of the scrum & ran the wrong way!! June 10th great day...the day i got married!!
Gary Nic  
06/08/2008 18:48:26
The actual date escapes me Podge, but I'll think that you'll find it was when you played number 8 on the Bangor tour!
Podge  
06/08/2008 17:52:17
June the 10th 2003
Griffster  
06/08/2008 16:26:46
This site has turned into a bitch-fest!
Plumby  
06/08/2008 16:16:13
Podge, where did it all go wrong? First you 'see things from Aleds perspective' then KT becomes your boss...
Podge  
06/08/2008 15:53:11
leave my Boss alone
Bezler  
06/08/2008 14:53:04
His swearing must have improved dramatically since he left Narberth last time!!!!
Martyn Bo  
06/08/2008 14:35:20
Yes he's title is director of swearing, you can get his coaching manual - You Fuckin Fuckers- from all good sports shops
Bezler  
06/08/2008 14:11:59
Make sure you dont go off to quick for the first 6 miles Griff and then you should be ok. I hear KENNETH LLEWELLYN DAVIES is back at the Club.
Plumby  
05/08/2008 22:54:05
i hope for him and for the stewards at the Cardiff half marathon he is.
Podge  
05/08/2008 22:20:20
Not any more he won't Plumb, Griff's in training ....
Tim Griff  
05/08/2008 20:27:18
Click for more info pussy...
Plumby  
05/08/2008 15:50:47
Is Jaime in a Kayak like Griff on a bike? Comes back half an hour after everyone else all red faced and moaning?
Horse  
05/08/2008 15:42:25
AND NO HE FUCKING DOESNT!!!
Horse  
05/08/2008 15:42:07
dont bite jaime, you know thats what they want.....dont rise to the bait!!
Griffster  
05/08/2008 14:00:01
When horse is out playing in the bitches with his plastic boat, does he become the water equivilant of Plumb on a bike?
Plumby  
05/08/2008 10:22:04
i hope you mean you were tiling, not you've adopted his perspective on mountain biking!
Podge  
04/08/2008 22:04:39
Oh Fuck!!!! I've got something in common with Aled...
Plumby  
04/08/2008 21:10:02
Speaking to Aled Chainsaw in training.

"i was looking at your fuckin stupid site earlier. You twats go out on the weekend doing all this stupid stuff and now you want to film it. Fuckin twats"

"What did you do on the weekend then Al?"

"Tiled my bathroom"
Tim Griff  
04/08/2008 17:59:19
Jesus Christ... 9 mins of kayaking?! That's the most boring clip I've ever watched. At 7 mins 52 sec the music stops, even the sound editor couldn't be bothered with the rest... at 8 min 6 sec he catches his first wave... and it really wasn't worth the effort!
Plumby  
04/08/2008 14:38:19
kind of, but less chance of sunburn, more chance of crabs.
Podge  
04/08/2008 14:00:48
Is headboarding similar to knee boarding?
Jase  
04/08/2008 13:08:45
yip
Plumby  
04/08/2008 10:51:22
well, let me be the first to congratulate her.

Skiers? Bikers? Headboard bangers? Lets chuck in £10 each for a slice of this pie...

Action cam Check the gallery here

Water proof and small. It will be great for youtube placement. All in favour say yip, i'll invest and you can cash me up.
Martyn Bo  
04/08/2008 10:38:13
It's my mother's birthday
Plumby  
03/08/2008 21:31:46
"19-10" - i like it, like a date of significance.

Where were you on 19-10?
Podge  
03/08/2008 12:12:47
Griff and Horse, there is a three for two offer on back waxes at Utopia fancy taking up the offer before the 19/10? it'll set the vests off nicely!
Podge  
31/07/2008 13:51:40
A touching scene captured by Pembs CC CCTV when waiting for the bus on Saturday night...
Higgy  
30/07/2008 10:40:56
Click for more info Was this before or after the settlement of the bet?
Horse  
29/07/2008 16:17:25
Chemical ali gets a mention in the latest mbwales blog!

Here
Horse  
29/07/2008 11:59:55
well it wasn't one of my best bets ever....all i can do is blame the copious amounts of alcohol, but on the positive side, i thiught i delt with the debt quite literally 'face to face', tackled the problem head on and came (without the wee man coming) away smelling of roses....of sorts!
Podge  
29/07/2008 09:22:47
One word desbribes that last pic... sordid
Plumby  
28/07/2008 23:10:42
he never stood a chance.

never stood a chance.
Jase  
28/07/2008 22:15:59
Click for more info one bet paid in full !?
Jase  
28/07/2008 22:03:58
Click for more info this might help you plumb?
Plumby  
28/07/2008 16:12:01
he never stood a chance.

never stood a chance.
Bill  
28/07/2008 16:10:01
Never mind Griff, after you've done a bit of training you should be able to run faster..so might not get caught!!
Griffster  
28/07/2008 15:22:05
Usual trip with the boys, 1 phone, 1 pair oakleys, 1 shirt down the drain.
Plumby  
28/07/2008 14:38:01
Any more pictures floating about? I need a few more things explaining, like the huge bruise on my back (probably aubrey),
Jase  
27/07/2008 21:45:08
Click for more info Every picture tells a story
Griffster  
26/07/2008 10:49:08
I cant help it I get so excited.
Gary Nic  
26/07/2008 10:46:55
I see that you plan on adopting your usual plan of action!
Griffster  
26/07/2008 10:44:40
Ok boys the big day is here, hope you are all mad for it and have all smacked your bitches up. Gary i have got a great idea lets down the 1st 8 pints then just be useless for the rest of the day.
Gary Nic  
25/07/2008 19:55:50
Don't worry Plumby, I'll look after you tomorrow.
Plumby  
25/07/2008 19:40:25
very timely return to SnS Gary.

Just invested heavily in full monty breakfast materials. Im not going into this one wind sock'ing.
Gary Nic  
25/07/2008 19:01:08
I hope it has as well!
Tim Griff  
25/07/2008 18:09:30
That wasn't lucozade Podge... it's amazing what a soda stream will fizz up these days!

I hope the bus has got a toilet, Marve's got the squirts!
Cow  
25/07/2008 17:29:29
Great advert for family life that Bows!Another classic session I am missing - hard to take!! Smash into it hard boys.
Podge  
25/07/2008 17:12:14
And if past performance is anything to go by I can expect a Lucozade shower at the six mile mark
Podge  
25/07/2008 17:10:57
I have got total confidence in Griff, always have, always will......
Martyn Bo  
25/07/2008 15:06:07
Alternatively you can walk round Narberth behind your children as they are dressed up as Star Wars characters for Narberth carnival (behind dark glasses)
Plumby  
25/07/2008 14:49:29
Oh, Cow. Your missing a big one here. To mark Chin's 40th birthday there's a 52 seating bus hitting all the big pubs in Pembs. Plash, Zinc, Bess, Sloop etc.

Big time bus.
Cow  
25/07/2008 14:33:28
What's this coach trip then?
Griffster  
25/07/2008 13:48:36
Thanks for the vote of confidence Bez. I have been quiet because I am visualising the miles in a zen stylie.
Martyn Bo  
25/07/2008 13:25:16
Fellow runners, when you are starting to flag at the halfway point, there in the distance you will be able to see the shining light of Bezler handing out Lucozade or throwing it at you more than likely, he was there last year anyway.
Are you doing it again this year Bez?
Horse  
25/07/2008 13:17:35
I'll be honest (and i'm sure yuor with me on this one Podge) i dont normally agree with much you say Bezz, but i have to agree with that!! His silence says it all!!!......well it says something...dissmay probably!
Bezler  
25/07/2008 13:07:18
I think 13 miles is well within Griff's capabilities!!!
Horse  
25/07/2008 12:28:57
I agree with martin bows...Argh bloody computers!!!
Podge, things have gone very quiet in the griff camp, do you thing he's started some intense training schedule?
Podge  
25/07/2008 11:06:18
I remember the last one I went on, missing tooth, hernia, broken watch and the humiliation of being sidestepped by Griff whilst he held an ice cream. And he still has the cheek to ask "what have I done to you Podge?"!
Horse  
25/07/2008 10:36:36
I'd like to think that this little outing will be a memorable one but.....well, we all know that there'll be no memories after the sloop!!!
Horse  
25/07/2008 10:31:09
I'd like to say that its going to be memorable but that goes against the nature of the beast!!
Plumby  
25/07/2008 09:54:48
Everyone ready for the coach trip of a life time?! Packed my toothbrush and a little pillow for when i sleep in a field.
Martyn Bo  
23/07/2008 11:42:42
No more biscuits for you until after 19th October
Griffster  
23/07/2008 10:08:50
Jamie has done a lot of things over the years that have made my life hard but this one takes the biscuit.
Podge  
23/07/2008 09:50:11
Griff this is not a malicious act on my part. I was merely fulfilling your desire to enter the run as expressed, IN WRITNING, by Horse on "Facebook".
Griffster  
23/07/2008 09:43:50
Wow! what the hell is going on? I've been away for the weekend and then working in the show, I get back and my world has ended. podge I dont know what I have done to you, but can I just say this GRIFF DONT RUN DISTANCE!
Plumby  
22/07/2008 20:10:41
Yeah, they do! Class!
Tim Griff  
22/07/2008 16:56:45
Do the adverts on the side change according to the content of this site Plumby?

Looks like Podge (baldness) and Horse (generally) are the hot topics of conversation!!
Podge  
21/07/2008 21:11:14
Horse take him up on the offer NOW!!!!
Plumby  
21/07/2008 20:08:13
Click for more info A closer look at Saturdays Incident, it seems the Anvil is no friend of mine!
Plumby  
21/07/2008 20:07:13
im sponsoring Podge per mile and Horse for every time he laps Podge and Griff.
Podge  
21/07/2008 11:58:08
Horse you have got three months for that hoof to heal up and be re shod, it may restrict your early training but hey ho! (your fitter now than I've ever been so fuck off!) after the race off to see the Blues V Gloucester in the European Cup, drinks kebab, cysgu
Podge  
21/07/2008 11:42:00
Martyn, I take it you will be running alongside Griff, Bohata, and I? (for the first 100 yards anyhow)
Horse  
21/07/2008 11:40:19
yeah, he seems to be holding me responsible.....he's not laughing as much as me though! oh did i tell you i've got a bad foot and may have to pull out??
Martyn Bo  
21/07/2008 11:40:00
Take anything to get you round, I did. Don't take the missus, 'cos they'll want to go to Ikea after, mine did.
Podge  
21/07/2008 11:37:10
No have you?
Horse  
21/07/2008 11:21:34
easy on the curry the night before then. Podge, you spoken to griff yet?
Podge  
21/07/2008 10:24:58
Mart, serious question, does immodium constitute a performance enhancing drug?
Martyn Bo  
21/07/2008 09:49:57
AAARGH computers
Martyn Bo  
21/07/2008 09:06:14
Fellow runners, if you need a dump before running the half marathon, get there early, the queue is really long, the toilets are shit and the smell is something else
Martyn Bo  
21/07/2008 09:03:54
Podge, Jaime + Griff, speaking from experience, if you need a dump before running the half marathon, get there early, the queue is really long the toilets are shit and the smell is something else.
Plumby  
20/07/2008 12:51:40
Click for more info Yeah, fair play boys. Well done.

Please enjoy this photo. It took all of myself and a little bit more to get to Westdale to take it. There are more snaps on WOW, here
Rob Nic  
20/07/2008 10:41:57
Well done boys.For chaaridy.Smashing and nice of you.
Rob Nic  
20/07/2008 10:39:52
Well done boys.For chaaridy.Smashing and nice.
Podge  
20/07/2008 09:59:38
As long as Griff is laughing then we are all laughing....
Horse  
20/07/2008 00:27:43
I'm laughing while writing this, can someone tell me why??
Plumby  
19/07/2008 13:59:24
Yeeeeeeeeessss!!!
Podge  
19/07/2008 13:15:06
CONGRATULATIONS - jAMIE BOHATA YOUR ENTRY HAS BEEN ACCEPTED FOR: EVENT DETAILS: Cardiff Half-Marathon 19/10/2008 9:00am Cardiff City Hall Cardiff Event website: http://www.cardiffmarathon.org Event details on Runner's World site: http://www.runnersworld.co.uk/events/viewEvent.asp?en=42443 EVENT ORGANISER: Race Admin PO Box 4129 Bath BA1 0FX Day: 0845 308 4001 cardiffmarathon@raceahead.co.uk YOUR UNIQUE REFERENCE NUMBER: runn997619 You paid £27.00. Your bank statement will show a payment to runnersworld.co.uk. Thank you for your entry and for choosing to use our online entry system. Subscribe to Runner's World! Treat yourself or a friend to a Runner's World subscription and receive a free sports watch. If you plan to raise money for charity through this race why not set up a personal fund-raising page at bmycharity.com. It's a free service that is quick easy to set up and it will help you raise more money, more efficiently.
Podge  
19/07/2008 13:13:45
CONGRATULATIONS - ANTHONY GRIFFITH YOUR ENTRY HAS BEEN ACCEPTED FOR: EVENT DETAILS: Cardiff Half-Marathon 19/10/2008 9:00am Cardiff City Hall Cardiff Event website: http://www.cardiffmarathon.org Event details on Runner's World site: http://www.runnersworld.co.uk/events/viewEvent.asp?en=42443 EVENT ORGANISER: Race Admin PO Box 4129 Bath BA1 0FX Day: 0845 308 4001 cardiffmarathon@raceahead.co.uk YOUR UNIQUE REFERENCE NUMBER: runn997604 You paid £27.00. Your bank statement will show a payment to runnersworld.co.uk. Thank you for your entry and for choosing to use our online entry system. Subscribe to Runner's World! Treat yourself or a friend to a Runner's World subscription and receive a free sports watch. If you plan to raise money for charity through this race why not set up a personal fund-raising page at bmycharity.com. It's a free service that is quick easy to set up and it will help you raise more money, more efficiently.
Podge  
19/07/2008 13:12:25
Jaime Bohata wrote at 10:40am can me and griff enter with you, we could run along side and keep your spirits up.....
Plumby  
19/07/2008 12:17:23
Click for more info It was in Scotland Cow. Minutes before Marve went skitz on Tim.

official results for Brechfa last weekend.
Cow  
19/07/2008 11:18:52
Where/when did that assault take place?
Jase  
19/07/2008 10:39:15
love it.
Plumby  
18/07/2008 19:12:54
Plumby  
18/07/2008 18:00:20
Click for more info This reminds me of the time Jaime pushed you off your bike in Canaston.
Griffster  
18/07/2008 10:18:25
Lets talk about someone else shall we?
Martyn Bo  
18/07/2008 09:52:01
Click for more info Podge, tell the youth to look at this pic
Podge  
17/07/2008 23:25:03
You know Basher, one eyed, probably referring to training attendance down the club this summer, he needs to get a life outside Narberth RFC! Talking of which nice to see so many of last years youth training. They worked hard in a good session and seemed really keen to pick up the Athletic vibe asking me things such as, did you play with the one called Griff? have you seen him? what does he look like?
Rob Nic  
17/07/2008 21:23:02
Jeez. A liitle leg pulling and the dummy (and bike) goes flying.
Horse  
17/07/2008 17:33:22
i told basher that i was doing the enduro and that plumby and griff were doing it too. he looked at griff, with doubt in his eyes, and said " well have you done any training" as if he hadnt sat on a bike since he was 12!!!! dont know what griffs problem is, i thought it was quite funny!
Podge  
17/07/2008 16:49:47
Noooooooo, oh dear thats out of character!!!!! Go on, what did the miserable one say?
Horse  
17/07/2008 16:44:22
Basher diss'ed Griff on friday night, he was most upset...
Podge  
17/07/2008 16:32:58
Griff calm down mun! what the hell has Basher ever done that could warrant shooting? (Robbies a given)
Griffster  
17/07/2008 16:22:35
Yes a gun to shoot Robbie and Basher.
Plumby  
17/07/2008 16:17:22
have you er.. made an investment?
Griffster  
17/07/2008 16:15:47
I can take abuse off most but when Robbie piss pants come rubber sheets has a go about my cycling that is just tooooo much! 1 saracen zen 2 mountain bike for sale £350 no offers.
Horse  
17/07/2008 15:48:14
oh and it was 19 mins cos griff et al started 1 min before us!!
Horse  
17/07/2008 15:46:56
Jesus wept, this is the WORLD WIDE WEB not a white board in the kitchen mun!!!
Podge  
16/07/2008 23:00:49
Bezler one for you......
Podge  
16/07/2008 22:57:36
you have got to admire the sheer athleticism of these runners....
Podge  
16/07/2008 21:47:41
Only 22 days to go....
Rob Nic  
16/07/2008 19:01:56
Were your team jogging or on bikes Griff?
Podge  
16/07/2008 17:24:31
18 mins!!! thats a fucking big flapjack!!
Martyn Bo  
16/07/2008 17:00:11
Griff, don't worry "Winning isn’t everything; it’s the only thing"
Plumby  
16/07/2008 16:26:27
Yeah, Griff, chill out.

Did we mention we won by 18 minutes?
Podge  
16/07/2008 16:08:21
Griff it's not about losing, it's the taking part that counts.
Horse  
16/07/2008 14:19:23
oooooow, someones tetchy!!
Griffster  
16/07/2008 13:37:50
Right then here we go! 1. Bows, at least I got to the race! 2. My team had a puncture and they had flapjacks at the refreshment stop, so really we didnt loose. 3. Yes Podge the burgers were fantastic and the sight of Horse bleeding finished the day of nicely.
Alex  
16/07/2008 10:23:45
can i have my t-shirt now?
Alex  
16/07/2008 10:18:22
at first glance the logo didnt impress me much...but ive already come to love it. i like the details.
Martyn Bo  
15/07/2008 16:31:29
Click for more info Griff in your picture on the bike, where's your tank top and hanky off your head?
Plumby  
15/07/2008 13:19:14
Click for info.
Plumby  
14/07/2008 22:58:49
SOLID GOLD

Here are some snaps from sunday

Dyls, Griffsters and Ali at start

Nigel, me and Horse at start

Ali, Griff, Dyls , Horse, Plumby

Bizarrely there aren’t any pics of Nigel on there, I guess it was because he was dressed in an all-in-one ignominy.
Tim Griff  
14/07/2008 22:26:45
I bet Marve would be gutted if he'd had to pay for a taxi for himself and Les' said minger to get to Marve's car on Sun morning... then drive the apparently crazy mother of two 25 miles home, in the opposite direction to Clynderwen... that would just be a real nightmare eh?!
Podge  
14/07/2008 18:34:17
Well done Team 1 commiserations Team A, never mind Griff I bet the big feed you had in the BBQ afterwards made up for losing to Horse and Plumb
Martyn Bo  
14/07/2008 10:47:40
Let me guess, there were only two teams
Horse  
14/07/2008 10:03:32
............we think
Plumby  
14/07/2008 09:36:34
Put it like this..

Team 1 won!

(Nigel, Horse, Plumby)

Team A came second!
(Griffster, Dyls, Ali)
Podge  
13/07/2008 22:09:21
Did the BMX Boys enjoy the enduro?
Rob Nic  
13/07/2008 09:42:39
So true Podge so true.
Jase  
12/07/2008 19:33:45
Good facials plumb!
Plumby  
12/07/2008 14:47:16
Click for more info Jase, me and a new jump!
Les  
12/07/2008 11:45:32
nice pic robbie
Plumby  
12/07/2008 00:24:59
Click for more info thats odd, i was looking through that video and there was a clip of robbie at Jase's wedding.
Podge  
11/07/2008 23:38:58
One for Bill, Robbie Nic and all others of a certain age, some memories of those strange unusual feelings first experienced at 5:30 on a Saturday afternoon.....
Jase  
11/07/2008 18:30:43
can i grab mine off you tom
Plumby  
11/07/2008 14:25:27
For those who have ordered a hooded top and tee, they have now arrived!
Plumby  
10/07/2008 22:32:12
Similar tip:

Best waves on (the ASP pro surf) tour in two years.

surfers from Pembs need not look at the videos, esp heat 10, (it will make you hurl your lungs out)
Podge  
10/07/2008 21:49:58
Horse I think this kind of thing is your bag! worth a look from the rest too...
Plumby  
10/07/2008 17:47:59
when your adding a link, use everything by the 'http://' bit as this is added automatically.

computers are so confusing.
Podge  
10/07/2008 17:45:21
Griff and Horse I've got a challenge for you......
Podge  
10/07/2008 17:36:27
there is a silver lining! Rachel monitors Aubreys net usage, (I recall someone telling her how to view the history folder) so guys be very careful what you put on here about our cuboid little friend.
Griffster  
10/07/2008 16:20:14
We all know who to blame for letting short boy in here! Audrey on a computer, what next monkey tennis? or maybe a cart horse on a bike?
Podge  
10/07/2008 15:31:38
Glad to hear it Plumby. Sublety no longer lives here since Aubrey joined.
Plumby  
10/07/2008 15:23:11
Plumby  
10/07/2008 14:31:05
i've not got a clue what you geriatrics are going on about.

for those competing in the Brechfa enduro, registration is between 8:30 and 9:30.

For those with a rather surfy disposition there’s a bit coming in tomorrow, with light NW. I’m going to hit south Pembs early morning. Get into it.
Rob Nic  
09/07/2008 09:45:29
Why bother with subtlety Podge?
Bill  
08/07/2008 22:05:34
Is he bringing his sister! I hear she's got friends nearby!
Podge  
08/07/2008 20:16:13
top comment Bill, glad you were there though to help me through my moment of weakness... Talking about moments of weakness we have asked the Scarlets to ask Kees Mews if he could start this years Santa Run...... Geez he's a Stag!!!
Plumby  
08/07/2008 17:20:32
Click for more info Chinster, have you considered road biking?
Plumby  
08/07/2008 14:01:29
Neither of them can change direction very quickly, in fact from behind the back of a bull and the back of Gary nic are quite indistinguishable. Though for those with a trained nose will be able to distinguish between them by the light scene of ‘Ringeeeze’ wafting from Garys nethers’
Cow  
08/07/2008 12:51:37
Gary, I thought it was generally the bulls that struggled to turn that corner and ploughed straight into the wall...not the runners!!
Audrey  
08/07/2008 09:07:52
Member added succesfully (sorry)
Gary Nic  
07/07/2008 21:44:02
I remember the right angle bend - think that I got myself in a stupid place!
Tim Griff  
07/07/2008 21:30:25
I have inside info... he's serious about the Nachos.
Bill  
07/07/2008 20:46:46
It cost me a yellow card...since got the red one...but it was worth it!! Where should we go on the next one!!
Rob Nic  
07/07/2008 18:08:48
Some of the best. By the way who' s got my video of the year we went?
Podge  
07/07/2008 13:24:01
Try again...
Podge  
07/07/2008 13:22:46
Memories......
Tim Griff  
05/07/2008 17:49:39
There is no debate... little and great are clearly headlands. Frainslake = beach. Beach with a 'z' in Pembs... non-existent?!
Alex  
05/07/2008 08:18:49
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7489457.stm
Plumby  
04/07/2008 17:43:49
Click for more info Timmy... the debate will rage on...
Rob Nic  
03/07/2008 20:47:52
That was a shame as Morris likes batting
Plumby  
03/07/2008 15:51:05
we've been over this and i'll thank you mr W not to raise the issue again.
Bezler  
03/07/2008 14:57:45
PlumbyI take it that you still feel giulty for giving Morris out on Cricket Tour then too!!!
Plumby  
03/07/2008 12:58:20
i think its because i feel guilty about telling you how good the surf was when you were revising. id text you, feel guilty, send one to horse, feel less guilty and seconds later start thinking about how good the surf was.
Tim Griff  
03/07/2008 12:04:56
I'm not sure why you're kissing my ass so much Plumb, but i like it (I wouldn't like it literally!). I think it's probably because you want me to mention that you got a 1st when you graduated... but i won't stoop to your level I'm afraid.

I'm officially disappointed, I have been forced into making other plans on august bank holiday... I had no excuses not to attend a wedding, dam it!
Plumby  
03/07/2008 10:30:34
a video from inside a tube...
Plumby  
01/07/2008 17:27:21
the primary reason (of many) why you deserve a first is because you suffered like fuck having some wanker text about about the surf in Fresh at the start of May.

Balls of steel my friend.

This is somthing that will i'm sure come back to haunt said wanker in the future...

A view from the dune
Tim Griff  
01/07/2008 14:20:40
Thanks gentlemen, 3 yrs of nothing but hard work, studying and graft have paid off!!!!

Don't worry Robbie, I've just returned from an truly brilliant weekend in Glastonbury with all the other tax dodgers of this country, now I'll be settling down into a job with Marv over the summer and paying my duty back into the government's coffers... hmmmmm?!

On the off chance. Yvonne (the Mrs) has just moved down to glorious West Wales and is in need of summer work while looking for a physio job. Doesn't have to completely full time, and can turn her hand to most stuff, bar/eatery/office/horses/camp sites anything really... if anyone knows / hear's of anything I'd be grateful if you'd let me know. Thanks.
Podge  
01/07/2008 01:10:57
I maybe a simple man but I'm a thinking man... trust Uncle Podge you will enjoy.
Podge  
01/07/2008 01:02:47
you may of guessed but unable to do the races at Chepstow on the 11th of July but there is another meet on Fri the 25/7/08 if anyones up for it?(word of caution it's the night before Narberth Carnival)

BUT if you really want a great night out? Hayseed Dixie are in Swansea on Weds the 16th/7/08. They played the Queens Hall last year and were awesome, tickets £15 plus booking fee and I'll organise a bus if enough interested? Yee HA p.s. book a day off on the Thurs their gigs involve alcohol
Les  
30/06/2008 17:51:04
I'm about to have the greatest day of my life tomorrow.Carmarthen Wanderers v Glamorgan 1pm start!!!!!!
Plumby  
30/06/2008 11:49:33
on a similar note, they've down graded Skyline and created a new black 'W2' route in Afan...
Cow  
30/06/2008 11:19:58
A mate of mine some of you may have met before is currently cycling across Kazakhstan. Here is a link to his site which is worth a read if anyone is bored in work.
Plumby  
29/06/2008 22:38:58
Click for more info a mate of ours from cardiff... with his dog!
Alex  
28/06/2008 13:10:40
Cheers Rob But dont you have a free phone number???

. Will try and remember to call monday.
Plumby  
27/06/2008 15:47:01
funny you should mention that Mr Higgson!
Higgy  
27/06/2008 15:33:22
Now that its raining Plumb any chance of you doing something for me?
Rob Nic  
26/06/2008 20:43:46
might do.give me a call at work 01239831445
Alex  
26/06/2008 17:19:16
Robby..do you insure birds? i want you to quote me HAPPY.

Well done Timmy G. Good effort
Rob Nic  
25/06/2008 14:28:43
Wll done Tim. Now get off your arse and get to work.My tax dollars have been subsidising you for long enough!
Plumby  
25/06/2008 14:02:46
big shout out to Timmy G for acheiving a




1st!



in his degree! Yvonne scored a 2.1 too! There will celebrations on the streets of Llanboidy and Croyde tonight!
Cow  
25/06/2008 13:48:14
...and the man from dalmonte
Plumby  
25/06/2008 13:26:38
Helen isnt stupid.
Rob Nic  
25/06/2008 13:13:41
I haven't got rid of it. It will be having another outing on Chinny's bus tour.Summer clothing for the discerning gentleman.
Bezler  
25/06/2008 12:35:17
Im glad Robbie saw sense and got rid of the "jacket and trousers" that he was wearing at Jasons Wedding. it looks as if John Inverdale has picked it up now amd was wearing it last night for the Wimbeldon highlights programme!!! Martin Bell i seem to recall had similar dress sense
Plumby  
25/06/2008 10:50:43
She looks so good, but she's a right slag...
Tim Griff  
25/06/2008 10:15:26
Old Rosie... I'll be honest, she knocked me for six... she's more of a man than me that's for sure!
Plumby  
24/06/2008 21:50:47
Gary, i'll let you know when i remember, all i know is she hasnt changed much!
Bezler  
24/06/2008 20:39:29
Gutted thought Albert would have been the first name !!!!
Gary Nic  
24/06/2008 16:59:33
How did the old Rosie go down on Saturday boys?
Martyn Bo  
24/06/2008 11:05:52
A boy for Wayne Jones + Emma, born last night 7lbs 15oz, his name is Ray Gravell Albert Jenkins Stradey Jones
Plumby  
23/06/2008 14:43:13
sun and swell!
Griffster  
23/06/2008 13:28:25
Is that summer I see Plumby?
Plumby  
23/06/2008 13:15:31
hello
Plumby  
22/06/2008 23:23:42
Click for more info End of the blue\green today...
Bezler  
22/06/2008 20:38:54
Congratulations to Andrew Bows- engaged.
Plumby  
21/06/2008 09:50:31
enjoy it will you can griff. the scientists are working 24 hours a day on a new biker. Plumby V2.0.

Well, its officially summer today... and its pissing it down!
Griffster  
20/06/2008 16:56:11
It's nice to see that even though Plum has got a nice shiny new bike he is still driving miss Daisy and a little pressure caused a fall! boo hoo!
Plumby  
20/06/2008 15:33:45
Horse, wang some snaps of yesterday up... inc 'cup of coffee'
Horse  
20/06/2008 12:40:10
Ah yes Podge, are those the infamous 'Siren's of Brechfa'.....luring the weak from the pack. Although griff thinks that you saw those visions when you became delerious after over exerting your self on the 1st hill!
Plumby  
20/06/2008 12:28:54
Mart, i didnt pay that for it, its last years model.

Podge, thats also last years model, but we're hoping to meet up with her at some point!
Martyn Bo  
20/06/2008 12:26:38
Plumby, are you mad? £1600 for a push bike
Podge  
20/06/2008 10:07:11
Click for more info Now I can see what all the fuss is about!
Bezler  
19/06/2008 23:34:05
Les would be a good Sportsman if he didnt wear gloves on the rugby field !!!!
Plumby  
19/06/2008 23:01:43
i can officially welcome my new friend into the group. the only thing better than this, is the look on Griffs face when he saw it. Star wars will never be the same to him again...
Bezler  
19/06/2008 15:49:31
Well i wouldnt want you to have any more bad experiences Podge. Make sure you boys look after Bohata tonight!!!.
Podge  
19/06/2008 14:04:33
Griff do badly scratched gnat bites count?
Horse  
19/06/2008 13:38:02
heed grifs warning, last time i went out and had no blood i spent a week in hospital!!
Griffster  
19/06/2008 13:30:30
Brechfa tonite boys! remember if there's no blood your not going fast enough.
Podge  
19/06/2008 13:16:52
sorry Bezler I do not give mobile numbers out to strange men, over the internet, had a bad experience in a chat room once!
Rob Nic  
18/06/2008 09:38:40
He rests his knob on the caps lock when he's surfing.
Plumby  
17/06/2008 21:47:06
Les, when your typing keep your sex toys away from the Caps Lock.
Les  
17/06/2008 21:09:54
Marv i can't believe you said thaT!!!! iS IT A COMPLIMENT?
Bezler  
17/06/2008 16:32:57
Yes two good trips for the Blues!!! I will probably head for Ravenhill got free accomodation there!!! Ps -Podge whats your mobile no ?? ive lost it. Need to give you a ring re summer ball etc. Thanks
Podge  
17/06/2008 14:26:42
Yep the draw's not bad, would have liked an Italian Job, good trip and also a better chance of winning a game this year! Cardiff looks good, Biarritz and Calvisano! two great weekends there!
Bezler  
17/06/2008 12:41:40
Good point Podge lol What do you think of the Heineken draw?? Im happy with our lot Belfast Paris or London ?? mmm Ospreys have two tough trips to Leicester and Perpignan
Podge  
17/06/2008 00:58:10
Fair play Bezler you know how to whip up a party atmosphere!
Bezler  
16/06/2008 21:52:19
Morris birthday bash is back on, Anyone fancy it give us a shout Bad news today the Neath RFC scrum half passed away after his injury he suffered v Cardiff.
Plumby  
16/06/2008 11:39:03
This is a pre-emtpive attack on Mr bill as he has video's of me...Heres a flic of billy failing the 'balance beam of baghdad'. i have opened a shit and shave youtube account, give me a shout if you have videos you want to add

Martyn Bo  
16/06/2008 09:56:47
My favourite AC/DC track is "whole lotta Rosie" not about a beer, but a good song all the same, perhaps they could play that in the Plash instead of "Happy birthday dear Richie"
Podge  
16/06/2008 09:32:03
Poor Morris I hope he doesn't read this to find out he's come second best to a pint of beer! call yourself mates! what's he ever done to you guys except make you laugh and generally make the world a better place! what times the do at the Plash start?
Plumby  
15/06/2008 19:32:47
Rosie and me up a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

Its a good point bezler, seeing as gary screwed it up for all of us, perhaps he should make the plans! :)
Bezler  
15/06/2008 15:18:11
The Day out at Cardiff for Morris birthday has been cancelled. Other arrangments are being made. Ive made this comment before but dont you think that we can still have a trip away somewhere in place of the Maenclochog Cricket Tour?? Any ideas???
Tim Griff  
15/06/2008 13:11:05
Whay hey... I like Morris, he's a nice bloke and I wish him a happy birthday.

What time are the oral festivities to begin with good ol' Rosie?!
Horse  
15/06/2008 12:27:48
shit, morris's do clashes with a big occasion here.......
An old friend is coming out this way, we all remember rosie, otherwise known as 'Old Rosie 7.4%'!! the plash have got a beer festival on the 21st where she's guest of honour!!!
Bezler  
14/06/2008 20:47:19
Boss????????Ive been asked by Morris to put a notice on here (his internet is not working) Next Saturday he is celebrating his birthday and is going on the piss. Firstly in the afternoon the plan is to hit the pubs of Pontcanna and then later to head to the bay on the river taxi ( £5 return)Probably end back in town then later. myself Gary and a few others that are up here are already up for it. Anyone fancy it come up accomodation is available free. Its a boys days out (dim wegen Morris Les )
Plumby  
14/06/2008 16:54:37
no, his dad is busy
Podge  
14/06/2008 12:26:56
Bezler are you going to see the Boss today?
Tim Griff  
14/06/2008 11:36:36
Next time I see you Plumby... bring me some Doll and the Kicks love... nice. What do you get from the deal? nothing...!
Bezler  
14/06/2008 09:59:14
Somebodys woken early this morning!!!!
Podge  
14/06/2008 08:03:18
Not necessarily Rob, theres still a chance!
Bezler  
13/06/2008 22:23:55
Thats right Rob!!
Horse  
13/06/2008 12:59:26
Click for more info This clown had one over on 'Eddie the Eagle' on the mountain....
Rob Nic  
13/06/2008 10:14:37
You could have been rich Mart.
Martyn Bo  
13/06/2008 09:55:54
He's the one that got away
Horse  
12/06/2008 19:34:19
And Martin, why would your mother have a go at anyone giving bezzler grief???
Horse  
12/06/2008 19:32:57
Robbie, its your own fault you have days like today....welcome to the flip side of having bezzler and plumby on your books!
Rob Nic  
12/06/2008 18:14:07
I've had a shit day in the office,dealing with scroats and idiots. I get home and read Steves blog. Where did I go wrong!Lucky lucky bastard.What a life.
Martyn Bo  
12/06/2008 16:48:00
Any nasty comments against the "Golden Child" will be dealt with by my mother
Horse  
12/06/2008 15:59:20
EVERYONE!!!! check this out and be ready to be sick!!! Give'em all the support and comments they deserve
Bezler  
12/06/2008 11:42:14
Martin Bell springs to mind !!Penblwydd Hapus Rob soory its late
Plumby  
12/06/2008 10:18:03
i will admit there are certain bits of the evening which i haven’t traced yet. at some point im sure it will all come back to me, then I’ll know who poured pepper in my eye! (Cheers again Mart for the help)
Higgy  
11/06/2008 12:39:56
Plumb - did someone describe what Rob was wearing or have you seen a photo from Friday night?
Plumby  
11/06/2008 09:21:43
Click for more info With that white tweed suit he had on Friday, i think he's more near retirement age.

Tim and me had a really nice session in Newgale last night. In the water by 7 out at 9. Clean 3ft faces all night with the wind dropping to nothing at about 8. Happy summer days!

Meanwhile, in Mexico...
Martyn Bo  
11/06/2008 08:47:24
Is he 50?
Gary Nic  
10/06/2008 20:58:55
Now I know why 'm so scared on my bike! Can't believe that none of you have wished Robbie a happy birthday...It's one of those big ones as well!!!!
Plumby  
10/06/2008 11:54:18
check out the crash at time 6:44. mental!
Bill  
10/06/2008 11:06:09
Plumby...good clips, lot's of reasons to stay off a mountain bike!!
Plumby  
10/06/2008 10:04:07
If any of you would like to place youtube clips into here, let me know and i'll talk you through it. I'll set up an SnS account on YouTube so you can add videos. This is a great video of MB off's. The editing is genius.

Plumby  
09/06/2008 17:23:53
the prosecution rests.
Bill  
09/06/2008 16:58:24
Click for more info Plumby...here's one of a real bike, you know the ride you and cow were mean't to do...there's always next year!!
Rob Nic  
09/06/2008 15:22:48
Tick Tock. I need commitment and money(£140) for next years ski trip to Ischgl.The hotel is filling up. Come on, you know it makes sense.
Plumby  
09/06/2008 13:58:03
Click for more info It was nice of Nigel to give you a lift yesterday Horse.
Plumby  
09/06/2008 13:56:39
well, if you can learn to fix breaks quicker you could of had a go!
Griffster  
09/06/2008 13:55:32
I didnt, but if i had it would of been a lot faster than you!
Plumby  
09/06/2008 13:51:25
dont remember you going down that Black bit Griff?
Griffster  
09/06/2008 13:43:34
driving miss daisy comes to mind!
Plumby  
09/06/2008 13:43:10
id like to explain that that table top is on the black run and just before it is a birm. its very hard!
Horse  
09/06/2008 13:37:29
Dreamin!! Anyway, you wouldnt want what i've got up there for all to see
Plumby  
09/06/2008 13:36:07
na, you'll have to youtube it.
Horse  
09/06/2008 13:22:14
Click for more info plumby, how do i put video clips on this, same as a snap?
Plumby  
09/06/2008 12:13:49
Click for more info heres a little sample of the beach action from Sarah and Jases wedding...
Martyn Bo  
09/06/2008 10:35:55
Jase, great night, thanks
Plumby  
09/06/2008 10:21:57
Horse, did you get any snaps or vids from yesterday? Wang em up.
Jase  
07/06/2008 19:07:20
thanks to all moose who help our day be so special

love Mr & Mrs Jennings
Plumby  
07/06/2008 15:13:43
Classic day. Classic night. Classic times!

Oh, if anyone finds the last 3 hours of last night can i have them back please, i seem to have lost them.
Horse  
07/06/2008 12:34:09
its right here on our doorstep........you'd be mad not to get involved!
Jase  
06/06/2008 00:47:35
...Muff get me to the church on time!
Les  
04/06/2008 22:53:43
a reply to that photo......OH CARTE'DO'R!
Rob Nic  
04/06/2008 18:19:35
Does Aubrey know you nicked his bird?
Jase  
04/06/2008 17:18:06
Click for more info what about this one?
Plumby  
04/06/2008 17:14:52
to be honest Jase, i could have waited longer. Gary there are some nice shots of Barafundle on facebook, only there being spoilt by some fat cow smack bang in the middle of them. Looks a bit like you.
Gary Nic  
04/06/2008 17:13:06
Sorry, forgot to mention...talking about arse's. Besslers home
Gary Nic  
04/06/2008 17:12:13
Nice arse!
Jase  
04/06/2008 14:01:53
Click for more info This is what you’ve all been waiting to see!
Plumby  
03/06/2008 23:55:55
MGMT - Electric Feel Should get your day started nicely.
Plumby  
03/06/2008 17:22:14
nice idea. im sure we can arrange something.
Alex  
03/06/2008 17:17:37
Plumb, is there any chance ot getting the JNT logo (which is still but a myth to me) being made available in sticker format... for bikes, boads, boats or what ever takes ones fancy ? ? ? ? ?
Plumby  
03/06/2008 16:12:52
Click for more info this is the only photo i took in Italy. Horse and Bill about to go to bed.
Jase  
03/06/2008 11:55:08
Abereiddi bay should be fine
Plumby  
03/06/2008 09:07:19
touché

Jase, if your not already, now may be a good time to start shitting yourself!
Bill  
03/06/2008 07:53:41
It would help if you got the spelling right in the first place! Abereiddi bay!
Plumby  
02/06/2008 23:59:08
Click for more info If the bay is spelt Abereiddu and the settlement is spelt Abereiddy... how would you spell the beach?
Plumby  
02/06/2008 21:18:25
fuckin right we enter as jnt. my (our) road cycling ability is the epitome of the jnt way of doing things... especially when i dont finish!

nothing says JNT like ill-placed confidence.
Bill  
02/06/2008 20:59:36
Plumby..glad your entering the race i didn't want to be last! Should we enter as the JNT team? or is that only for the softies who ride mountain bikes?
Cow  
02/06/2008 19:41:19
Plumby, I wired the cash yesterday so it's on it's in the air somewhere on its way to you.
Plumby  
02/06/2008 16:27:07
Cool. (Large and Large yeah?).

List of shame...

Horse, Tim G, Gary, Cow, Bo's, Terresa, Nigel, Horse Siss, Rory, Tom, Podge, Martin Bo's, Stew.

This adds up to £325 so im going to need it asap if i order on my card.£25 if you please boys...
Horse  
02/06/2008 15:55:42
plumby, dont forget stew on the clothing order
Plumby  
02/06/2008 13:58:54
it should be a classic.
Martyn Bo  
02/06/2008 13:46:08
Got him, fished in, Plumby, your nearly as gullible as Trehws

Any photos of you with your awards after Saturday night?
Plumby  
02/06/2008 12:22:22
please look at the currencies mr bowen.
Bezler  
02/06/2008 12:19:28
Were they Les cups Plumby ??
Martyn Bo  
02/06/2008 12:02:31
What happens to the other 50?
Plumby  
02/06/2008 11:44:34
Google Ad challenge. As you know there are google ads on this page. To date this has rasied $30. We only get paid once the total reaches $100. If we can raise the total to $100 by the end of summer i'll stick the £50 behind the bar at the Plash for a benderthon. boom.
Plumby  
02/06/2008 10:24:41
yeah, but i've been with Bill before, he can only manage 100 yards at the front before he blows. think i'll stick with Duke, me and him 'did some time' in Italy.
Cow  
02/06/2008 10:05:22
Nah, reckon it'll be fine. With the size of frame of some of your fellow riders you will be in a huge wind tunnel.
Plumby  
01/06/2008 22:31:10
top man, cheers for the bike too. looks like a tough course but im willing to have a go... i did a 48er before italy on my own, so 64 as a group shouldnt be too bad... right?!
Bill  
01/06/2008 21:50:11
Plumby..myself, Stag & Duke are already entered. I would love to see you have a crack!! you could follow me!! Is 65 miles a bit to far for you?
Plumby  
01/06/2008 19:47:01
even the 64m looks bloody far... i'll give it a blast. Bill you fancy it?

the three of us can draft it. with cow at the front.
Cow  
01/06/2008 19:05:16
Anyone fancy a crack at this next Sunday? Plumby, this is the one I was talking to you about. I'll give you a buzz about it tonight/tomorrow. As entries are closed, I emailed them and they said that there are 80 places available for entry on the day - registration on the Saturday at 2pm. If people are keen I'll bring my bike back to the West with me.
Jase  
31/05/2008 17:29:39
Cool!! I'm still waiting for the pics from peter
Plumby  
31/05/2008 16:24:24
amazing... got this email through the narberth site...

hi there,

A little random but i met a bunch of the narberth rugby guys at the church in london last sun (25th may). They told me to check out the website 'shit and shave' which i have de and i wanted to leave a comment but had a bit of problem being able to. Basically i wanted to say thanks to all the guys for helping make my birthday weekend a lot of fun and to wish the stag the best of luck with his wedding this weekend! So if you can pass on this message i would be grateful.

Good luck next season with your rugby too :)

Love from
Aileen (the random cavegirl from the church) x
Plumby  
31/05/2008 08:49:21
surfs up, get in touch if your in.
Griffster  
30/05/2008 16:21:12
I'm married and nervous!
Plumby  
30/05/2008 16:08:30
ay up. if you can all take time to email studio@radiopembrokeshire.com and vote for Pembrokeshire Coast Organic Meat in the food award. Skills.
Plumby  
30/05/2008 14:22:01
in one week jase you'll be married and nervous.
Martyn Bo  
30/05/2008 11:44:09
XL, Plumby you cheeky F***ER
Yes please that will be fine, I'll give you the dosh when I see you
Plumby  
30/05/2008 10:03:31
party at the beggers, bring the mrs'

Mart, nobody has seen the design yet, its a surprise. Shall i put you down for XL?
Martyn Bo  
30/05/2008 09:56:52
Yes please Jase, me and the missus

Shane, wait for Bezler's comments, I can't wait
Jase  
29/05/2008 19:33:23
martin bos bus from out side the queens hall 7pm next fri yes or no?
Alex  
29/05/2008 17:53:02
Higgy, in my defence, I definately said "short CUT"

i have not prepared a defence for the girth comment. i plead guilty.
Higgy  
29/05/2008 16:29:44
Alex, thats twice you have had a pop at my physique. First my height now my girth. Go easy.
Higgy  
29/05/2008 16:27:57
Aubrey should do the honourable thing and post the comment made by the girl in the kebab house saturday night. It was my quote of the weekend.
Martyn Bo  
29/05/2008 15:58:58
Unlike Podge i'd like to see what is on offer and need to know if it goes with my hair, any pics?
Jase  
29/05/2008 14:18:50
she liked them. have sent a message to your hotmail
Plumby  
29/05/2008 11:52:33
like your attitude podge. your down.

Jakey, what did Sarah say?
Podge  
29/05/2008 11:44:52
Plumby, put me down for an xl for whatever it is they are! Nice pics of the weekend, she's much shorter than the usual Aub.
Alex  
28/05/2008 22:58:07
Aubrey medium???... Higgy Large??? somthing isnt adding up here.

i have paid you (again) Plumb. Let me know if you get it this time. I will stick with the Large... if it goes round Higgy it goes round me too!
Plumby  
28/05/2008 17:01:12
no worries Horse

everyone else who hasnt paid let me know if you want my bank details for e-transfer... or just bring cash next time you think we'll see each other. thanks.
Horse  
28/05/2008 16:55:40
Plumby, stick an order in for Rory "horse slayer" Fleet and Tom,

Rory - medium t shirt, large hoody
tom - large for both
Plumby  
28/05/2008 13:51:52
Click for more info Timmy G, here she is...
Plumby  
28/05/2008 09:51:37
Please check and let me know ASAP if sizes are wrong. People in Red owe me cash. Anybody else not included, let me know if you want in - £25 for hood and tshirt.
T-Shirt Hoody
Plumby M M
Horse XXL XXL
Chiny XXXL XXXL
Alex L L
Ali L L
Bill XXL XXL
Tim L L
Emma S M (LADIES) M (LADIES)
Griff XL XL
Gary XL XL
Cow L L
Bo's L L
Terresa M (LADIES) M (LADIES)
Aubrey M M
Jase L XL
Nigel L L
Sioned S(LADIES) M(LADIES)
Sarah M(LADIES) L(LADIES)
H-Siss S(LADIES) M (LADIES)
Emma J M(LADIES) M(LADIES)
Higgy L L
Rory M L
Tom L L
Podge XL XL
Gary Nic  
27/05/2008 16:24:51
Click for more info I think that my favourite photo from the church is this one!
Plumby  
27/05/2008 16:16:52
My sources tell me about 3 tiles had come off. Wafts of firemen earning a couple hours of bank holiday cash to me!
Higgy  
27/05/2008 15:46:45
Click for more info Luckily the damage to Chinnys roof was purely superficial!
Higgy  
27/05/2008 14:40:02
did anyone see me get run over on the weekend? if not i'm aching from larfing.....awesome trip.....lets go again next year when i've recovered.....one of you singles needs to step up!
Griffster  
27/05/2008 13:44:22
You loved it and you knows it!
Plumby  
27/05/2008 13:30:27
you didnt say that when you were 'dry humping' me on sunday.
Griffster  
27/05/2008 13:25:05
Today is so not good, i think i must be alergic to plumbs! Still knowing horse was at home all weekend makes it all better.
Plumby  
27/05/2008 10:49:12
...this tune may help the recovery. Battles - Atlas
Rob Nic  
27/05/2008 10:32:23
top weekend.great bunch of boys.When is the next trip?
Plumby  
27/05/2008 10:29:31
today is going to last a long time...

need a bloody mary to get me started...
Plumby  
26/05/2008 21:23:53
great weekend. highlights include chinster straight arm drinking, audrey nosediving the esculator again and jase dressed up like a twat for 48 hours.
Jase  
26/05/2008 17:58:24
Click for more info good day!
Jase  
26/05/2008 17:38:08
made it!!!!!!
Jase  
23/05/2008 23:20:16
this might be my last entery so ta ta

hope to report back on monday ?
Plumby  
23/05/2008 14:26:49
Click for more info Wookie #3
Plumby  
23/05/2008 09:15:17
Click for more info Wookie #2
Horse  
22/05/2008 17:26:15
lovin your work!
Plumby  
22/05/2008 17:00:41
one step ahead of ya
Horse  
22/05/2008 16:11:10
plumbster, you should get those sequences of ali 'big smoke' on mbwales...its exactly what jnt is all about
Plumby  
22/05/2008 13:44:41
Click for more info Heres another sequence of Ali on the Log of Infinite Doom
Plumby  
22/05/2008 11:50:36
Click for more info Jaime, remember you had that problem with the green thing spinning and you wanted a red thing to spin, but not quite as often? I think i have a solution...
Rob Nic  
22/05/2008 10:33:08
Been away for a few days and catching up.In answer to Podge I've got Spiritualized's "Ladies and...". It's probably their best effort.Let me know if you want a copy.
Plumby  
22/05/2008 09:15:18
hitting Canaston tonight instead of Brechfa as people cant make it. Minwear at 7:15.

Higgy, Rob N, Chemical Rob you need to get involved in this kind of caper.
Plumby  
21/05/2008 16:49:36
Plumby  
21/05/2008 16:09:10
yooooouuurrrrr dead!
Jase  
21/05/2008 13:42:35
ok you can even catch the train home after church on sunday with chemical rob and pen sgwar!!!
Horse  
21/05/2008 11:33:56
i want to come......
Jase  
21/05/2008 11:24:46
any one want to come to london on the weekend? i have got spare tickets for train disco and church. ta
Jase  
20/05/2008 20:39:36
there are sum good deals on here
Bezler  
20/05/2008 18:49:55
Im in the depths of despair already Martin i cant get any lower!!!
Horse  
20/05/2008 16:45:06
i think some of the boys who haven't damaged them selfs are doing a mtn bike race that weekend, though a weekend of booze may be just the excuse they need to pull out!!
Cow  
20/05/2008 16:06:22
Any interest out there in going to this music/wakeboarding festival in Abersoch in July. Might be a fun weekend camping, boozing and beating each other up if we could get a decent crowd together and it's just up the road for you lot.
Martyn Bo  
20/05/2008 15:38:10
Oi Bezler, what a shit name for the new stadium for the Scarlets.
Podge  
19/05/2008 22:32:05
For those interested in Red Adairs condition, there's goo and bad news, the good news is he's out of Morriston Hospital the bad news he's lost his hair. Also his hands have been burnt and his right in particular is very heavily bandaged. If you have any suitable DVD's for his pleasure please drop them in to him he's likely to be off work for a while.
Plumby  
19/05/2008 12:10:50
Click for more info Your truly on the last jump...
Plumby  
19/05/2008 12:07:36
Click for more info Billiam Will in action...
Horse  
19/05/2008 11:30:15
maybe low, but you didnt answer the question!!

plunby, those snaps are up on mbwales
Bill  
19/05/2008 11:22:06
Plumby...thats below the belt!
Plumby  
19/05/2008 10:36:02
the photos are from in the day saturday.

how was your evening?
Bill  
19/05/2008 10:23:05
what action..i will look forward to them!! Podge have you booked a room for the weekend?
Plumby  
19/05/2008 09:28:20
Click for more info This might cheer you up...

I'll upload more later. I've got some of Bill in action!
Horse  
18/05/2008 23:33:11
Here's a bit of info on the brechfa scene.....any one get the impression i'm missing the pethau twp??
Plumby  
18/05/2008 23:14:31
skills. 36km would be just fine.

72km wouldn't.
Horse  
18/05/2008 23:09:14
we all need goals. At the moment its me plumb and griff. we need a reserve in case i cant make it. actually, need a couple extra incase griff gets a sniff of the distance, shhhh, mums the word
Jase  
18/05/2008 17:11:53
to answer your question alex yes
Bezler  
18/05/2008 14:58:16
Hows Dylan Podge any idea??
Plumby  
18/05/2008 11:27:06
im good to you boys. (their new album)

(It should be uploaded by 12 ish.)
Podge  
17/05/2008 22:10:12
just heard of them any recs?
Podge  
17/05/2008 22:08:54
i like
Tim Griff  
16/05/2008 23:19:20
Just a rumour I heard...
Tim Griff  
16/05/2008 23:18:48
Marve was sick on Sunday!
Alex  
16/05/2008 23:07:41
does anyone know the plan of action for London Stag do???
Bezler  
16/05/2008 19:43:12
TIME TO DO THE AYATOLLAH ME THINKS !!! R.i. P- Lyn never to be forgotten!!!!
Horse  
16/05/2008 19:08:31
and as for getting you a)in pain or b) in the air.....if your in the air you look like your in pain.....pain like you have no saddle, just a seat post!
Horse  
16/05/2008 17:23:08
right, job done. put one of you on there, but like i say, you've got your 'face' on!
Horse  
16/05/2008 16:49:39
well alright, but your not high up and you've got the face on too
Plumby  
16/05/2008 16:24:04
Get some of me up there you cow. You cant see me in the one you've got up. Get me a) in pain or b) in the air
Horse  
16/05/2008 15:21:45
ah shit, they change the photo's every time you log on.....but i was there, thats what counts!
Horse  
16/05/2008 15:19:55
the big man makes the front.....sorry plumby, home page of mtwales....get in!
Plumby  
16/05/2008 14:23:52

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Horse  
16/05/2008 14:07:56
nice work on the mtwales site plumby, JNT photo's going on as we speak, if you've got any snaps stick em up. think they should all have JNT reference and club names
Plumby  
16/05/2008 13:00:52
well actually i came off twice on them last night...
Bill  
16/05/2008 12:31:20
plumby i think you should stick to a road bike!! That's twice youv'e hit those steps!!
Jase  
16/05/2008 11:42:51
les you can use ny bike
Plumby  
16/05/2008 11:10:08
Some serious carnage last night on Canaston. Nearly broke my leg coming down the steps, took a corner of a step in my knee, most painful thing that’s happened to me in years.

On a similar note, we’ve just launched the new MBWales site in work, designed by yours truly…
Plumby  
15/05/2008 23:22:57
on a bike? saturday.
Les  
15/05/2008 21:00:12
i think the preseli's will be the steepest mountains i'm going to go up in future!
Horse  
15/05/2008 20:04:24
i saw that clip before we went, scary mary!
In my 2nd season me and toby had a slip about that size (set off by boarders, so cow, i hold you fully responsible) miss us by less than 10m. if mary was scared before, she'd have soiled her little panties over this one! one of the pistes was closed cos the slide went over it......funnily enough les, it was the piste you used to 'escape' the dangerous steep stuff we were taking you on
Les  
15/05/2008 19:56:14
mmmmmmm avalanche..oh yes please! it looks a damn site smoother than when i was there...there were moguls back then!
Les  
15/05/2008 19:55:11
mmmmmmm avalanche..oh yes please!
Rob Nic  
15/05/2008 10:02:49
This clip from Verbier should encourage Les to go again.
Horse  
14/05/2008 23:16:09
Click for more info Les, you know how hills never look as steep in photo's as what they are in real life, well, this is where i took you on your firse day in meribel!!! An apology i hear you say..."and why would i want to do that"!
Podge  
14/05/2008 21:44:17
thats not Marve! thats Michael Barrymore after a party in his house...
Plumby  
14/05/2008 21:21:20
Click for more info Found another snap of marves antics saturday.
Podge  
14/05/2008 15:36:38
sorry "their" - state education in Thatcher's Britain.
Podge  
14/05/2008 15:35:01
you left out "Dai Six" shaking his head in disgust whilst mumbling " F*$%ing kids can't hold there beer!"
Plumby  
14/05/2008 15:02:16
that rates as one of the finest things i've ever witnessed.

a) Bezler arguing with Podge about something to do with the club and how it was done better in Carmarthen.

b) Podge telling Bezler to ‘fuck off back there then’

c)Bezler throwing half a pint over Podge and instantly apologising and looking sheepish.

d) Marve bursting into tears and saying he was going to play for Crymych.

e) horse and me in the corner pissing ourselves.
Podge  
14/05/2008 14:46:26
Plumby I also agree with you on that! Happy Days!!
Plumby  
14/05/2008 14:42:13
i think this online correspondence is bringing the best out of people. Podge has agreed with Bezler and Bezler has agreed with Rob.

This never happens in the real world.

"Well fuck off back to Carmarthen then!"
Bezler  
14/05/2008 11:11:50
I agree with Robbie Nich
Podge  
14/05/2008 10:30:49
Not an option I'm afraid, there will be females on the trip, but then again, good call!
Rob Nic  
14/05/2008 10:25:04
I vote for an Aubrey special as supplied for the Bangor Tour.
Podge  
14/05/2008 09:54:01
Click for more info vote 4
Podge  
14/05/2008 09:53:25
Click for more info Vote 3
Podge  
14/05/2008 09:52:40
Click for more info Vote 2
Podge  
14/05/2008 09:51:55
Click for more info Mart, thank God someones asked. We have a choice of toilets, please vote so that we can move forward with a concensus opinion.
Martyn Bo  
14/05/2008 09:30:52
Podge, will there be a toilet on the bus?
Tim Griff  
13/05/2008 18:12:11
Pencil me in for the Chepstow shambles, it depends on whether i'll be able to get time off work of course... but I'm sure I can convince Marve to give me the day off!!
Bezler  
13/05/2008 17:46:04
Those days are fortunately over Podge !!! Robbie isnt too old hes really young at heart..
Plumby  
13/05/2008 17:20:41
Les is too old for Ibiza now, so that means you are too Rob.

Wheres the 'Dol-Y-Felin' of the alps?
Rob Nic  
13/05/2008 16:09:00
Les,you might be interested to know that its regarded as "the Ibiza of the alps."
Rob Nic  
13/05/2008 16:06:50
SKIING.I am sorting out next years trip.31/1/09 to 7/2/09.Ischgl in Austria.Legendary night life,great snow sure slopes.I have got a half board option at £290pp.Flights transfer etc extra.Please let me know if you are going and provide £100 deposit.
Plumby  
13/05/2008 16:05:15
Yeah, i cant help but feel your trying to dodge the point there Podge.

Jaime... at last your dreams have come true...
Rob Nic  
13/05/2008 14:42:57
Answer the bloody question Podge! Is it to commercialised or not?
Cow  
13/05/2008 13:38:28
Busy today Podge?
Podge  
13/05/2008 12:09:05
Up and down in one night. Bus would leave Narb around 3.30 - 4pm leaving race course around 11.30. Making allowance for stopping for Bezler to be sick on way home should get back around 1.30 am.I, like most people, love Christmas, I love the shopping, the snow, waking up on Christmas morning to a pile of presents and the food - but as a Christian I also use Christmas as a chance to celebrate Christ’s birth and God’s power. For me it’s a time for reflection, setting new goals and asking for forgiveness.Perhaps the real meaning has been lost, but is this a bad thing really? Christmas brings people together, it’s a break from the normality of life, a chance to unite friends and family together and remind people of the things that really matter.
Martyn Bo  
13/05/2008 09:30:12
Bez go and see a speech therapist to sort your stutter out
Bezler  
12/05/2008 23:08:22
Does everyonge get breakfast???? !!!!!!!!
Bezler  
12/05/2008 23:07:54
Does everyonge get breakfast???? !!!!!!!!
Plumby  
12/05/2008 23:00:06
are we up and down the same night? what time we leaving? is Christmas too commercialised?
Podge  
12/05/2008 22:50:01
ok guys i,ll book you in. if you intend bringing your life partner with you let me know. please spread the word. i need to fill a big bus to keep cost down.
Plumby  
12/05/2008 22:11:03
think i'll have me a slice of that pie!
Bill  
12/05/2008 20:39:43
Did someone mention "fit fillies" count me in Podge!
Les  
12/05/2008 19:20:17
oooorrrrr what a trip podge!!!
Rob Nic  
12/05/2008 16:00:07
Plumby,check this out.This was the first time I saw them.Brilliant.
Rob Nic  
12/05/2008 15:46:08
Plumby,what's your mobile number?
Bezler  
12/05/2008 14:02:04
I wouldnt mind going to that Podge. Thanks
Rob Nic  
12/05/2008 13:55:42
Put me down. Have always enjoyed the sight of sweating fillies,pumping their legs furiously to come first.
Podge  
12/05/2008 13:37:21
Anyone up for a trip to Chepstow Racecourse Ladies evening! on Friday the 11th of July. Estimated cost dependant on numbers, approx £35, includes bus from Llandissilio, entry ticket and opportunity for those who are not taking significant others to ogle fillies in fine fettle. Dodgy Podgy Tours is a non profit making company bringing you an experience you will never forget!
Podge  
12/05/2008 13:22:34
Didn't sleep that well last night Horse? You've seen worse sights late at night(I won't name names if unless pushed!!) And that looks nothing like those nice French Sailor boys we left you with in that bar in Nantes!!
Martyn Bo  
12/05/2008 11:19:24
How does Hodge know Lemmy from Motorhead?
Plumby  
12/05/2008 10:03:36
Click for more info Here’s some snaps of the human story. Marves before and after and some of the SnS crew in the wedding.

Hodges uni mates were all legendry, sound as hell. I was talking to them about the abuse Hodge used to get in the youth for being loud and a pain in the arse.

Id always thought that when he got to uni he'd be a bit mellower... but he wasn’t... so the abuse continued. His mates have a classic story about locking Hodge in his bedroom, they left a bottle (for piss) a bowl, some long life milk and some alpen. They’d planned to leave him there for two days, but he escaped 2 hours in. Apparently he’d phoned his mum 20 minutes into his captivity.
Plumby  
12/05/2008 10:00:47
Click for more info Well the big mans big day went off without too much bother. Congratulations to the new Mr and Mrs H. Heres a snap of the couple...
Horse  
11/05/2008 22:59:37
Click for more info coming to think of it, i think i may have the answers. The thing that was photographed looked very similar to a sailor we met in france last year who was on shore leave
Horse  
11/05/2008 22:42:45
Click for more info this is the one after it had spotted us....i wont be sleeping easy tonight thats for sure
Horse  
11/05/2008 22:39:54
Click for more info But on a more serious note.....
I fear that all the fuss all those years ago about the channel tunnel allowing rabies to cross to this country may have been warranted after all. Whilst heading back to mine, on a quiet desered back road me and griff were confronted by a beast, a slobbering beast who looked appeared to be possessed by the way it was sweating, cursing, dragging its knuckles along the road. We didnt hang around long but did get the chance to capture it on camera just before and after it spotted us. looking at it now there seems to be some familiar features but i just cant place them!!
Horse  
11/05/2008 22:23:40
Click for more info a photo from leights performing a textbook 'staple' dive as he called it. all i know is anyone near the blue lagoon heard the splash!!
Tim Griff  
10/05/2008 20:06:23
Plumb. is that a new J5 track? Album? Fancy sharing the love...?
Tim Griff  
10/05/2008 17:38:44
Yeah, nice work Podge... oh... Hodge. Ok, him too.

Big up to the Pembs cup winners, a little slow with the acknowledgement I know. but we get one toilet between 12 in the nurses (no actual nurses) accomodation in Carmarthen... internet, not a hope!
Podge  
09/05/2008 18:03:53
"DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!!! DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!!! DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!!! I'm sorry I don't know what came over me"
Horse  
09/05/2008 17:53:15
you'd be brown bread then bez what with him and podge on here.....
Plumby  
09/05/2008 17:09:41
your lucky to be on here Bez! fuckin carmarthen youth!
Bezler  
09/05/2008 17:07:50
Keith Eaton coached Narberth does he `want to join Shit and shave!???!!!!!
Chiny  
09/05/2008 17:05:31
Member added succesfully
Bill  
09/05/2008 16:59:34
Member added succesfully
Plumby  
09/05/2008 13:23:57
Jase and Horse, this is one of the geezers we saw in the outdoor show last year.
Plumby  
08/05/2008 22:51:35
Click for more info know your goat
Bezler  
08/05/2008 17:11:36
Cer nol i bori Bohata !!!
Bezler  
08/05/2008 17:10:00
The weather must be hot down in the West for you to agree with me Podge!!! To become a Patron Browny you pay /did £410 for your season ticket(prime seat mine and Waynes( Jjones) are next to Duw sorry Phil Bennett. I attended a meeting in Stradey Tuesday night which was open to all existing Patrons, it was given by Gareth Davies( scarlets Commercial director former Bradford bulls and Reebock) Most Patrons are unable or want to go for the debentures and therfore have to be first in the que Monday morning to be one of the 78. I just think that weve been totally ignored and snubbed by the powers that be. After years of supporting the club weve just had a kick in the teeth!!!
Podge  
08/05/2008 16:20:28
Yes I did Horse! I didn't think things had become that bad Bezler! For once (only this time mind!) I agree with you!
Cow  
08/05/2008 16:14:18
How do you become a patron of the scarlets? Sounds posh. Well done last on the cup final result.
Plumby  
08/05/2008 16:00:59
I'll see if i can devise some kind of virtual 'hissy fit'...
Horse  
08/05/2008 15:54:48
there should be rule on this site where podge and bezzler arnt allowed to comment on each others postings, we all know where it leads.....bezzler loses,podge gets a pint over him, marve breaks down......we've seen it all before, very messy!
Horse  
08/05/2008 15:51:06
podge, you get a text off simon??
Bezler  
08/05/2008 15:50:39
Congratulatins to the team. Hows it looking for next years Youth Mr Phillips??? Ps- Are you on the scarlets shortlist of ???!!! Ive never been so depressed about rugby in my life not even when i did my leg!! Im even contemplating going to watch Bristol in Newport next season. Theyv'e only got 78 Patron seats available in the new stadium and there are over 400 of us Patrons.!!! Their trying to flog us debentures for £9,000 and £5,000!!! This may be the straw that broke Bezzlers back!!! What you reckon Podge??? Im awaiting some sarchastic comments Robbie!!!
Podge  
08/05/2008 14:04:25
It could get worse for him, depends if "Cub" the Whitland youth openside has another year left in Youth rugby
Jase  
08/05/2008 13:21:07
yes he did play and i should think he was gutted!
Plumby  
08/05/2008 12:20:20
the big question is did jack play and was he gutted to see Ryan playing well for us?
Jase  
08/05/2008 11:30:56
they both played well rion had 60 min then sharpy came on having to cover center and back row while rich was in the bin
Podge  
08/05/2008 10:01:55
Well done Jase, how did Rion and Sharpy do?
Plumby  
08/05/2008 09:10:24
Click for more info Yeah, fairplay boys, well done. That completes the Whitland whitewash for this year (opposite to the 2nds!)... meanwhile down the road...
Jase  
07/05/2008 23:51:37
we won we won we won 22 - 18 nice
Plumby  
07/05/2008 22:01:17
i wasnt there so i dont know any details, but i got a text saying we won 22 - 18! nice one boys!
Bezler  
07/05/2008 20:57:22
If someone reads this tonight and knows the Cup final result could you post it on. Thanks
Les  
07/05/2008 20:15:48
very funny, i've seen him before...
Podge  
07/05/2008 20:05:04
the silver surfers have landed or shiny surfers in Griffs case! By the way Les didn't realise you were on you tube!
Les  
07/05/2008 19:52:46
fuck me this site has signed up some oldies now!
Martyn Bo  
07/05/2008 16:41:34
Good Luck tonight against Shitland in the senior cup final. They don't like it up 'em.
Plumby  
07/05/2008 13:11:20
oh... make sure the images you upload are no wider that 700px
Plumby  
07/05/2008 13:07:56
tutorial page? this is Plumbsoft not microsoft, your lucky it works at all!

The only two things you need to know at this point is use <br> for a line break and <br> <br> for a new paragraph. Also, dont put http:// in the links, this is done for you. Aside from that its pretty straight forward.
Podge  
07/05/2008 12:47:32
Is there a tutorial page? Plumby I was also out fishing on the Kayak last night, and like you also died. On launching got thrown over the slip way in Amroth couldn't get back in because of the breakers on the rocks and had to paddle to Saundersfoot to get out. Had to phone for help to pick me up from there, please no more Uncle Albert texts anyone....
Podge  
07/05/2008 12:25:13
Plumby do I have to fill this in?
Plumby  
07/05/2008 10:51:36
Click for more info spent some time recovering on the dunes watching the shortboarders rip.
Plumby  
07/05/2008 10:07:20
Click for more info Epic surf down in fresh last night. Got washed, beaten and nearly died when my leash decided to wrap around my neck!
Plumby  
06/05/2008 20:57:54
only bezler and his family have friends in royal families.
Martyn Bo  
06/05/2008 15:44:34
Can I have your account details, expiry date and security code, my friend is a member of the Nigerian royal family and wants to transfer some money into this country.
Plumby  
06/05/2008 15:11:23
for those of you who havent paid for your tshirt\hoody, you ned to pay me £25. money is due before i order. if you havent paid me by the end of the week then you aint getting them! get in touch if you want me account details.
Griffster  
06/05/2008 14:24:18
Member added succesfully
Podge  
06/05/2008 14:13:07
Member added succesfully
Rob Nic  
06/05/2008 11:00:23
Never underestimate the aged.
Higgy  
05/05/2008 21:31:41
Member added succesfully
Plumby  
05/05/2008 21:23:35
Just sent that email to you both.

I far from pissed the MTB race. The winner (Rob you'll like this) was a 61 year old who won the race 25 miutes ahead of me. He's some maniac who's in charge of some cross Wales route. Header. And he had a fuckin grey beard.
Plumby  
05/05/2008 21:05:26
All over The National. I'll send you (and Cow) the 'how to' and some other music suggestions for you to then download.
Rob Nic  
05/05/2008 20:16:02
Plumby,please send me the' how to'.I think you would like : And they shall know us by the trail of dead..., The Gutter Twins, The National. I take it you pissed the cycling then
Cow  
05/05/2008 20:01:42
Plumby, awesome work on the biking by the sound of it. Can you email me the downloading guide again as i've deleted it and Victoria wants to get in on the action.
Plumby  
05/05/2008 17:55:37
If you've got any recomendations let me know and i'll grab them myself. Rob, are you aware of a process called Bit Torrenting, which allows you to download files off the web? (It took over from the old peer to peer process). If not, give me a shout and i'll send you a 'how to'. Cow and horse managed to follow my instructions so you should breeze it.
Rob Nic  
04/05/2008 11:25:52
Thanks for that Plumby.Let me know how to do it and I'll send you some in return.
Horse  
02/05/2008 14:48:17
what situation?
Plumby  
02/05/2008 14:11:11
This could get me locked up.
Rob Nic  
02/05/2008 13:47:51
PLUMBY, thanks for that.It is now on my i pod. Any more free music you want to send my way?
Rob Nic  
02/05/2008 12:14:01
Not bad.Four word rant.What's your opinion on the Scarlets situation Bohata?
Bezler  
02/05/2008 11:50:58
Yes i voted. Four words Browny - Stuart Gallagher Fuck Off!!! Say no more
Cow  
02/05/2008 11:41:27
So you have all voted then.
Alex  
02/05/2008 10:16:47
i would vote for you Brown !
Plumby  
01/05/2008 22:53:31
In 20 years your going to look like Borris Cow... and probably talk an equal amount of tripe.
Horse  
01/05/2008 20:24:05
Cow........your a dick
Cow  
01/05/2008 18:15:03
Without wishing to open any flood gates, why has Phil Davies been sacked? This may not have been the best season for the scarlets but they have still played good rugby in parts and are building and developing. Bezler, I invite you to give your opinion in no more than 10 words.

Apologies in advance if this provokes a rant.

p.s. I hope you've all voted today.
Plumby  
01/05/2008 16:47:15
Rob Nic  
01/05/2008 16:00:12
Have not heard of them.Like the sound of that track though.Could you burn some tracks for me?
Plumby  
01/05/2008 15:34:32
Robbie, have you heard of a band called Wolfe Parade, they're awesome, here's one of their tracks...

I'll Believe In Anything
Plumby  
01/05/2008 15:31:52
Click for more info Heres a snap of the keywords used to find the site over the last 3 weeks. Last month we had 1290 unique visitors!
Martyn Bo  
01/05/2008 14:11:19
What does JNT mean? Is it a secret club? Can I join? I like secrets me

SnS has been relegated to second place on Google search by "where's best"
Alex  
01/05/2008 12:47:03
i dont think ability, or lack of, should be an issue. We should enter these events to promote the JNT name and to show people that we do anything and everything. there is nothing we will not try, but what ever the event we always set ourselves low standards, which we regularly fail to attain!.

I dont care if you are shit at surfing. Im shit in a kayak and we are all below average at climbing, but i think we should enter some events and get ourselves known.

maybe there are some fishing competitions that Chinny could enter???
Plumby  
30/04/2008 21:54:11
surfing - not a chance horses leg is screwed (and he's not good enough) and me and tim arnt good enough.

kayaking - not sure what that is

Biking - Yes! Monday in Newport 11 o'clock start.
Alex  
30/04/2008 18:45:33
whats happening with the t-shirts??

are there any plans for the JNT team to start entering some competitions? there are bound to be some local(ish) surfing, kayaking, biking etc competitions that dont require any level of competance to enter.
Plumby  
30/04/2008 12:16:28
im working on it. it will work the same as changing the quote.
Cow  
30/04/2008 12:07:37
Plumby, how do we update that thing at the top?
Rob Nic  
30/04/2008 09:53:34
Bezzler,pot kettle black.
Bezler  
30/04/2008 01:46:08
Im hammerd Les is just trying to get business . Bill has loads` of money He scarapes in on the west wales wealthiest list!!!!! Behind robbie Nich of course
Plumby  
29/04/2008 23:42:46
"oh hi Bill, just realised I didn’t say my surname in the last message i left, its Paul Bowen. Ok, give me a ring. Soon. Cheers. Paul... Bowen"
Plumby  
29/04/2008 23:40:59
Les, we don’t all spend our time sucking up to Bill Ridge. That message you left on his phone was sick.

"Hi Bill, hope your well, just wandering what your feed requirements are for the next month and if you’re willing we'd like to quote for it. Your lovely. Its Paul here. Love, no, not love, er kind regards, no that’s too formal, erm all the best Bill, Paul."
Alex  
29/04/2008 22:02:29
morning, afternoon, evening...Nope! cant say i do!
Les  
29/04/2008 20:50:13
Don't any of you actually work in the ,mornings then?!!!!
Bezler  
29/04/2008 00:05:13
Bloody hell Robbie Nich being nice to someone. !!! Yes well done Griff!!! Make sure you give bohata some maldod this week Gary!!!! Browny the Youth lost to Whitland in the final 31- 7 at Tenby. Watching Narberth in the second half was like watching Pontypool in the eighties ( i blame their coach totally mind) Im a bit worried about Les playing rugby one week and watching it the next!!! you feeling alright then???
Plumby  
28/04/2008 10:41:29
Big skills, well done Griffster (c)
Rob Nic  
28/04/2008 09:56:06
Morning everybody.Congratulations to Griff and co for winning the counties cup. Great achievement.
Tim Griff  
27/04/2008 15:12:41
My shoulders hurt... they hurt real bad. Mum had me doing the washing up... it was torture!
Plumby  
27/04/2008 12:09:29
I was saving myself for dawn patrol. In the soup by 8:30 thank you very much. Fresh was too big, so we took on some 2-3footers at Manorbier, pretty tired now. boxing on telly, happy days.
Horse  
27/04/2008 10:55:19
yes it does seem that way. And atraight back on to them on sunday......where did it all go wrong!!!
Cow  
27/04/2008 01:10:19
So we are all spending saturday night in with our compters then!
Horse  
27/04/2008 00:53:56
got yourself a nibble there robbie
Plumby  
26/04/2008 22:50:22
1). The 'MOOSE' text is a example, which will be editable by us in the future, next week probably. I chose the above sample text because I knew Rob would bite the hardest.

b). Rob, dont put http:// bit in the link field.

d). Newman (who was wearing a white top when playing for Dunvant who play in red) did not and never will stamp on me, the only stamping was done by Griff, mainly because Aubrey wasn’t close enough.

2. Rob I’ve now changed your links so they work, we can all have a giggle at the ginger joke. Funny in in this context, because i am supposedly ginger, even though I’m bloody not! I bloody titian, you where there when the lady in Morris bar said it!
Rob Nic  
26/04/2008 21:57:32
again
Rob Nic  
26/04/2008 20:01:38
this link should work
Rob Nic  
26/04/2008 19:54:01
A ginger geek who hasn't the sense to book flights correctly,and got dumped and stamped on by Newman.
Horse  
26/04/2008 18:39:28
easy now robbie, your fighting plumb in his own back yard, we all know he's bruce 'i'm hard' lee when it comes to the web!!! i mean, he's a geek!!
Rob Nic  
26/04/2008 18:19:50
If that doesn't work just google south park ginger
Rob Nic  
26/04/2008 18:14:30
Try this link instead
Rob Nic  
26/04/2008 18:08:43
Interesting talk on Plumby.Some nice pictures of him as a kid as well
Les  
25/04/2008 21:59:51
ian rush....every time!
Tim Griff  
25/04/2008 17:59:55
Twice...
Tim Griff  
25/04/2008 17:59:31
Brown's oustanding organisational skills are on offer... surely that's too good to turn down?!!
Tim Griff  
25/04/2008 17:58:52
Brown's oustanding organisational skills are on offer... surely that's too good to turn down?!!
Cow  
25/04/2008 15:34:42
Youth cup final?

Jas, any meat on the bones yet about activities up in London on your stag? Happy to think of some suggestions if you want any.
Jase  
25/04/2008 15:27:48
good luck to narberth youth tonight.
Martyn Bo  
25/04/2008 13:28:04
Les would go for Ian Rush every time providing he still had his moustache
Plumby  
25/04/2008 12:01:47
Click for more info Superslam.
Richy Morris  
25/04/2008 11:51:20
if you had the choice between carmen electra or ian rush les, who would you choose?!
Alex  
24/04/2008 11:10:10
are there any women inparticular that you would like to talk about Les???
Cow  
24/04/2008 10:22:52
Gary, is the hand dryer fixed in Fishguard leisure centre yet?
Plumby  
24/04/2008 09:03:51
Les isnt interested in sites that dont have the 'wink' functionality.
Gary Nic  
23/04/2008 22:45:15
My access has been restored. Can I please ask you all to stop picking on Bezzler. It's not his fault...
Les  
23/04/2008 22:31:36
fuck me boys does nobody talk about women on here!!!!
Alex  
23/04/2008 22:27:35
most of ancient history is made up bollocks..just look at the bible!... i wouldnt worry about it Bez
Bezler  
23/04/2008 16:41:14
But he wasnt a Patron!!!!
Alex  
23/04/2008 15:50:41
Turkish origin. A Roman cavalry officer. he was adopted around the crusades as a figure to look up to for his chivalry and his cross was warm so the crusaders could recognise one another. St George wasnt the patron saint of England until the 15thC..and i doubt he ever killed a dragon lol
Rob Nic  
23/04/2008 15:08:28
St George was born a Turk.
Plumby  
23/04/2008 12:37:35
hahahaha nice one... Bez, leave it!
Alex  
23/04/2008 11:50:37
Happy St George's Day
Plumby  
22/04/2008 19:38:51
Now then Bez, i thought we'd sorted this out via text.
Bezler  
22/04/2008 17:20:20
Lets continue this discussion next time we meet(youve got some valid points). I do not want to dominate this website and steal Plumbys thunder!!!
Alex  
22/04/2008 16:57:23
you spoilsport Cow!

Bez i think its very hard for boxing to capture a whole nations attention..and especially at anything less then heavy weight. I think if calzaghe was heavy weight he would certainly be in all the papers all over the world, but hes not. if you take boxing in the same context as other sports Calzaghe isnt at the top..hes just at the top of his league and thats why he doesnt get the amount of national support and stardom that he deserves
Bezler  
22/04/2008 16:30:32
Glad to hear Browny. The point i was trying to make was a sporting one and nothing else. By the way you boys will have somethong to live up to judging on Sarahs pics from her hen Party.!!!
Cow  
22/04/2008 15:34:29
Bezler, reponding to Hill's suggestion is rising to the bait.
Cow  
22/04/2008 15:33:07
An uplifting article and very positive article on Wales in the national press:

There are many brilliant things about Wales that is doesn't capture but even so, good attitude. Why Wales is cool
Rob Nic  
22/04/2008 15:07:32
Not as wierd as Bezzlers ramblings
Plumby  
22/04/2008 14:18:54
I'm doing a bit of tweaking on the site, so you may notice some weird things going on.
Bezler  
22/04/2008 12:59:06
I think Lewis Hamilton is great but as yet he hasnt won anything. Thtas the trouble we make superstars out of people that havent won anything. Calzhage has been World Champion for years and therefore should be regraded in higher esteem that somone just starting out in his sporting career. I personally dont like Calzhage as a person but there no disputing his achievements. At this moment in time he is Britains top Sportstar.
Alex  
21/04/2008 22:14:11
thought you might like that one ;-)
Plumby  
21/04/2008 21:43:01
hahahaha, nice one.
Alex  
21/04/2008 21:19:30
i didnt really have anyone inparticular in mind... thinking about it i would say that lewis hamilton is a contender.
Plumby  
21/04/2008 10:38:59
Click for more info Newsflash

Dressed up as OAPs, 15 Pembrokeshire girls managed to blag themselves tickets into the BAFTAs last night. Several celebs were accosted and forced to have photos taken with said OAPs. The girls were in London celebrating the forthcoming wedding of Jason and Sarah.

Basically boys, the standard has been set!
Rob Nic  
21/04/2008 10:31:51
Fair point Plumby. He can have mine as well.
Bezler  
20/04/2008 13:57:30
Alex just for curiosity who did yo have in mind???
Plumby  
20/04/2008 13:45:35
well, Les Hughes had a stormer at outside half yesterday... we beat waunarlwydd 8-7. he's getting my vote.
Rob Nic  
20/04/2008 11:27:05
who else?
Alex  
20/04/2008 11:02:56
"Joe Britains no 1 sportsmans" thats controversial.
Rob Nic  
20/04/2008 10:30:57
Joe Britains no 1 sportsmans. Will the english press notice him now?
Tim Griff  
20/04/2008 10:10:32
I don't know how to stop it doing that...
Tim Griff  
20/04/2008 10:09:34
Click for more info The board Chops designed for me last week...
Tim Griff  
20/04/2008 09:36:10
Su...per super Joe, su...per super Joe, su...per super Joe, super Joe Calzaghe
Plumby  
18/04/2008 19:01:48
you should write in Welsh more often Bez, that way only some of the readers will know your talking shit.
Bezler  
18/04/2008 18:55:04
Does dim ots ta pryd mar dywediad na yn cael ei dweud, ma fe dal yn doniol!!
Bezler  
18/04/2008 18:44:53
That quote is a classic and it doesnt matter when you say it. Its as funny now as it was then !!!!!
Bezler  
18/04/2008 18:44:06
That quote is a classic and it doesnt matter when you say it. Its as funny now as it was then !!!!!
Rob Nic  
18/04/2008 18:23:36
Quite right Jase.Come on Morris get up to date.Did you know the Queen Mothers dead?
Bezler  
18/04/2008 17:49:20
Not sure if you know but the boxing is on Setanta Sports and not Sky Sports.I think Setanta is only £5 a month.
Plumby  
18/04/2008 17:29:06
The notorious C.H.I.N is away this weekend so all bets are off.
Jase  
18/04/2008 16:21:41
any thing is better than morris useing an old quote!
Martyn Bo  
18/04/2008 16:20:03
Could this quote qualify for quote of the day, it was a few years ago in the changing rooms before a game,
Shadwell said to Aubrey " you look like you've been dragged through a bonsai tree backwards"
Alex  
18/04/2008 13:59:25
im keen for boxing and quite game of cards...
Tim Griff  
18/04/2008 13:03:03
Funny how all the ads to my right seem to be for t-shirts and hoodies now! Bring back 'buy your own island' I was loving the thought of that.
Tim Griff  
18/04/2008 13:01:00
Did someone say boxing?! Now we're talking... my ears are open, but at this stage I remain very firmly on the fence.

Though about putting my hand up for the rugby... I really did... but common sense prevaled in the end!
Plumby  
18/04/2008 12:30:01
still working out a plan, will be in touch. We've got 5 players so far, trying to work out a poker\boxing combo for those who can be arsed to stay up.
Jase  
18/04/2008 12:29:23
where what time?
Plumby  
18/04/2008 10:47:30
all in favour of poker sat say aye!
Rob Nic  
18/04/2008 10:38:08
Poker? Where and when.
Martyn Bo  
18/04/2008 09:54:43
Still out with injury sorry, but managed to chase the kids round the garden, which is a step up from the living room.
Where is the game?
Plumby  
18/04/2008 08:14:09
Anybody available to play for the 2nds saturday. Its the last game of the year. Anybody who puts their name forward will be showered with glory.
Les  
17/04/2008 22:46:19
poker....interesting..
Tim Griff  
17/04/2008 21:55:16
So she is... and it's good to see her, I feel complete again!
Plumby  
17/04/2008 21:04:48
Pembs buoy is back online.

Anybody for poker this Saturday? Blew my load on the parking fine...
Tim Griff  
17/04/2008 19:37:27
Compound just means that he bled a bit with it... he probably deserves that much anyway!
Tim Griff  
17/04/2008 19:35:12
Horse is an idiot.

No Brown, insurance money (mostly) paid for these, your taxes pay my rent... and only just, tight bastards! Thanks for your appreciation anyway.
Les  
17/04/2008 19:28:07
i KNEW BOHATA WOULD GET PROPERLY HURT IN THE END...I TOLD YOU ALL.......
Bezler  
17/04/2008 18:12:23
Forgot to add the s to its in the previous message. wanted to do so before that scholar of english Jamie picks up on it again!!!!!
Bezler  
17/04/2008 18:09:18
It back to Pethau twp rules here again!!! Say something Rob you usually do!!!!
Plumby  
17/04/2008 15:57:50
Horse - "Rory went to jump over his back wall and a load of blocks fell down, one landed on my foot and broke a few bones. Their not letting me out (of hospital)today, maybe not tomorrow"
Cow  
17/04/2008 12:52:44
p.s. I've forgotten how to put line breaks in on this thing. Can't we follow the crowd and use the enter key. TG - boards look awesome. Are we all funding them through your student loans (via our taxes)?
Cow  
17/04/2008 12:50:19
"swapsies out back" - is this gnarly surfer chat? Very honest of you Plumby - you could had a free night of lash and a curry if you'd kept all those fivers. Compund doens't sound good. Still tickets left for the choir concert on Saturday night if anyone happens to be in the smoke.
Plumby  
17/04/2008 12:43:05
just been fined £125 for parking in a hotel carpark.
Jase  
17/04/2008 11:10:18
i went biking with chinn and nigel on tuesday night he mentioned that beam but we didt get there cos it was getting dark.
Plumby  
17/04/2008 09:39:42
Click for more info Just received this message from Bohata, with the simple caption - "compound".

No idea what happened, but he was on the lash in Swansea last night...
Plumby  
16/04/2008 22:46:43
There aren’t many things that get me as excited as two lush brand new longboards on my lawn.

There aren’t many things that make me as gutted as two lush brand new longboards on my lawn knowing neither of them are mine! They're awesome, cant wait to have some swapsies out back.

Went biking with Griffster and a (guy we bumped into) called Nigel (who’s a legend). We have a new challenge called ‘The Balance Beam of Baghdad’. Shes feisty.
Les  
16/04/2008 21:53:52
Rob i'll loook after you, we'll do the older man thing together!
Tim Griff  
16/04/2008 21:26:53
Go on then Plumb, I'm in... I'm gonna have God dam hoodies coming out of my ears! That's all us students wear.

Tell the SandS crew what the most beautiful thing you've seen this week is...

Got ur message...
Alex  
16/04/2008 16:17:05
comming from you Plumb that is indeed an insult!
Plumby  
16/04/2008 15:57:06
having seen your choice of clothing i imagine you would find it expensive.
Alex  
16/04/2008 15:35:14
Good! £30 was f*cking extorsionate! ! !
Plumby  
16/04/2008 15:11:55
There are no 'options'. The logo will be revealed in due course. Looks like its only going to cost £25 each now.
Alex  
16/04/2008 14:56:22
love chinny's quote.. brilliant.

do we have a logo??? if so what does it look like? Have you come up with some latin motto to go under it? Just what have you come up with Plumb??? and what color options for these t-shirts do we get???

Answers Plumb!..we need answers!
Plumby  
16/04/2008 13:46:51
ah... there are er, a few messages on there.....
Tim Griff  
16/04/2008 13:18:24
I'm back West this arvo. Viewing by appointment!

Gonna keep an eye on the daily NG photo for the next couple of days... the dominant swell means MSW are giving a very low reading, but there are a couple of smaller swells rolling in, might be a cheeky chance for a dip! Yes I am desperate. I'm even considering this...
Tim Griff  
16/04/2008 13:08:17
No mobile phone until tonight. Yvonne's Mum's sofa pick-pocketed me on the weekend... the sly dog!
Plumby  
15/04/2008 16:59:59
Magic Sea Weed - a surf prediction site that isnt showing much love this weekend.
Cow  
15/04/2008 16:51:44
p.s. what is MSW?
Cow  
15/04/2008 16:50:48
Got the text. Keen in principle but what are they going to look like?
Plumby  
15/04/2008 12:28:01
they both look awesome! yours especially.

Tim & Cow, did you get my text regarding the Tshirts and Hoodies? Yay or nay, what size?
Tim Griff  
15/04/2008 12:12:45
This is Yvonne's. Nice.
Tim Griff  
15/04/2008 12:08:44
Mine... all mine. Different design though.
Plumby  
15/04/2008 11:24:28
well, its the same Plumby that didnt see Newman because he was wearing a white top (against a white sky) when everyone else on the opposite site was wearing Red. The only one giving me a shoe was bloody Audrey and he was on my bloody side!

Tim, i know what you mean fella, everyone was hyping, but theres nowt there! Is your board on the BB site?
Tim Griff  
15/04/2008 11:23:14
I hate MSW...
Rob Nic  
15/04/2008 10:59:46
Is this the same plumby that Newman dumped and then stamped all over?
Plumby  
15/04/2008 10:48:42
No problem Rob, i'll bring a mop.
Rob Nic  
15/04/2008 09:31:33
Yes I am. Will you look after me please.
Plumby  
14/04/2008 23:11:26
If your coming up to London les, im taking your phone off you. Its for your own good.
Les  
14/04/2008 20:44:17
no i'm not shagging wayne's sister rob....We are friends, it is possible you know! Yes i am going on the stag, are you?
Rob Nic  
14/04/2008 20:23:07
are you shagging wayne's sister les? are you going on jases stag?
Les  
14/04/2008 18:55:13
your all like a bunch of old hilda ogdens with the curtains twitching and looking foer exciting news in all of your boring lives!!!
Plumby  
14/04/2008 15:15:33
a certain circumcised bird tells me that "they're just friends"

At least she's not a fictitious lady from the Isle of Man.
Bezler  
14/04/2008 14:54:13
What a relief. Marts,Les goes out on a night out with Debbie quite often. Was it more than sharing a drink this time???
Martyn Bo  
14/04/2008 14:52:30
Stop pestering me

I am not going to reveal who her brother is, but see if you can work it out from my little puzzle

W*yne J*nes
Bezler  
14/04/2008 14:44:38
Oops anyway Plumby whats Martin B on about Any idea???
Plumby  
14/04/2008 14:41:30
fuckin echo in here.
Bezler  
14/04/2008 14:37:37
Whats Les done now then??? Martin Bowen you are never far away from the gossip!!!! Robbie Nich is very quiet today !!!
Bezler  
14/04/2008 14:37:26
Whats Les done now then??? Martin Bowen you are never far away from the gossip!!!! Robbie Nich is very quiet today !!!
Plumby  
14/04/2008 14:31:52
...and one pretty fucked one!

Les fess' up!
Tim Griff  
14/04/2008 14:17:10
Never before in my life have I wanted MSW to be so right... if it rolls in as they reckon on the weekend, some of you will be treated to a sight that will make you gasp and drool a little. 2 new logs heading West this week!
Martyn Bo  
14/04/2008 14:01:01
Les, does her brother know?
Plumby  
14/04/2008 13:08:28
Big props' to chemical Rob for playing with us Saturday, played 80 mins at 13 and was solid in defense and precise in attack, setting Mathew up for a nice try and nailing his opposite man every time.
Plumby  
13/04/2008 23:17:05
on closer inspection, i think that photo may be the best ever taken.
Bezler  
13/04/2008 19:23:55
Congratulations to you fervent Ospreys supporters who travel far and wide to support yor team.!!!! It was nice to see that they recovered mentally to overcome the Leicester Tigers at HQ. Can we still have an August Bank holiday trip away without the cricket this time??? Any ideas where??
Plumby  
13/04/2008 18:17:22
Click for more info This is my personal 'snap de jour'..
Horse  
13/04/2008 17:30:13
Click for more info never mind the rugby, we took big JC or as he's now to be known Tyrone (after griffs description of how he fits into his new car) around the green and blue trails of brechfa and he came away smiling!!
Rob Nic  
13/04/2008 10:33:02
It;s gone very quiet in the scaret corner.so quick to gloat.So slow to congratulate
Jase  
11/04/2008 14:35:57
It's not just the Italians that dislike the gingers!
Bezler  
11/04/2008 13:06:24
You have a mutitude of talents Plumby i admire you. Yes good news about Edwards Weve been informed that Youngy and Haydo are in town later on Adam O'Mara's stag so should join up with them after the match http;// Beware of the Italians Browny they seem to have taken a disliking to us gingers!!!!
Cow  
11/04/2008 10:55:22
I might try and make it down for a trip in May, otherwise it'll be for Jas and Sarah's wedding. What date is Ali coming down?
Plumby  
11/04/2008 10:16:26
That came from my head son. Never underestimate the knowledge of a man who spends all day on the web. I’m like a taxi driver, my mind is a sponge for the irrelevant and occasionally irreverent.

Bets that Dwain Chambers will never play for Castleford… mind you Nigel Walker made it all the way…

Cow, when are you down next? Alis down in a few weeks for some biking.
Cow  
11/04/2008 10:08:10
Nice response Plumby but we can all use google.
Awesome news about Shaun Edwards. Would have been a big loss to lose him now and if he stays for a few years then hopefully his top attitude will rub off on those around him in the Welsh set-up.
Plumby  
10/04/2008 17:25:21
Thats why you dont know it’s because when water cools the molecules begin to slow turning the liquid into a solid. This has an effect on the density and thus the light doesn’t travel through as easily as it did in a liquid state. The light diffuses and gets trapped, and causing it to be white rather transparent.
Bezler  
10/04/2008 16:15:10
Theres no way im going Mounatin biking but i thought id get a respnse!!!! Dim ond ffwl sydd yn gofyn pan bor eiran gwyn!!!
Plumby  
10/04/2008 16:04:13
I'd pay huge cash to watch him attempt a Table-top. I mean £1000's.
Rob Nic  
10/04/2008 15:55:33
I want to watch with disrespect.
Martyn Bo  
10/04/2008 15:45:21
No disrespect Bez, but if you're going I'm coming to watch, with my camera
Cow  
10/04/2008 15:05:55
Not me either. No mountain bike, I live too far away and am heading to Italy (without my bike). Any safety/cultural awareness tips from you Plumby as someone who endeared himself to the locals out there recently?
I am still waiting for a throttle by throttle account of the plane attack when you're ready Horsey.
Bezler  
10/04/2008 14:37:16
What time Jamie??
Jase  
10/04/2008 11:13:35
not me can't get a pass.
sorry
Plumby  
10/04/2008 09:13:46
nothing too early and im in. no beers for me this weekend, need to pay for some extra flights!

Might have a guest biker with us, Claire has a mate down (Rob)
Horse  
09/04/2008 21:11:48
any one up for pethau twp early door on sun?? brechfa??
Rob Nic  
09/04/2008 19:19:29
Didn't he play for Argentinna?
Alex  
09/04/2008 17:55:56
no. that was the Fallen Maddonna with the bog boobies...
Martyn Bo  
09/04/2008 14:04:13
pre madonna was in Allo Allo wasn't she?
Horse  
09/04/2008 13:54:54
says a lot for public school education
Plumby  
09/04/2008 13:50:28
I let so many things go in Bezlers last message...
Rob Nic  
09/04/2008 12:31:51
The present coaching team at Ospreys needs to go.With the players available they are underperforming.
What's a PRE MADONNA ?
Cow  
09/04/2008 11:56:05
Gatman may as well coach the ospreys as well. Almost the same team and I bet he has plenty of spare time when Wales are not playing. All the players are with the clubs so what's he doing at the moment apart from watching live games and videos of south africa games. I bet he gets a lie in every day at the moment.
Horse  
09/04/2008 11:38:16
eeeerm, yeah, deliberate mistake there!
Horse  
09/04/2008 11:32:21
i just hope bezzler's uses spell check before he hands any work in!!
Richy Morris  
08/04/2008 20:36:59
i say keep giving the osprey boys shit, they can dish it out!!
Rob Nic  
08/04/2008 19:16:48
Send him that definition again Plumby
Bezler  
08/04/2008 18:27:13
I havent heard Martin. You best ask Simon Davies or Dorian Phillips. Simon has taken over my duties for the season. I make no apology for taking the piss out of the overhyped,pre madonnas that are the Ospreys. I just cant believe the audacity of there optimism and it showed that there cockiness got the better of them again. They flatter to deceive they rely on individual brillience to get them out of trouble. Once they get everything together they will be a force but there not there yet.!!!. Ive always maintained that Rob!!!!!
Rob Nic  
08/04/2008 17:03:37
Stop changing the subject Bezler Just apologise to all the Osprey fans for yor offensive e mails and texts.
Martyn Bo  
08/04/2008 16:45:19
Still sore still not able to run, so I am swimming three times a week instead

Are we meant to mark the pitch again this season?
Bezler  
08/04/2008 16:20:34
Hows your leg Marts are you able to run at all then??
Martyn Bo  
08/04/2008 15:48:31
Plumby, you've copied and pasted that, there's no way you could type that and not make a spelling mistake.
Plumby  
08/04/2008 15:34:10
Bezler, let me introduce you to a word:-

Cohesion;

Linguistics. the property of unity in a written text or a segment of spoken discourse that stems from links among its surface elements. Some words or phrases depend for their interpretation upon material in preceding or following text.
Bezler  
08/04/2008 14:19:06
What a response!!!
Plumby  
08/04/2008 12:14:22
Listening to Bezler reminds me of a Dolly Parton quote...

"If you want the rainbow you have to put up with the rain".

…with the exception that with Bezler, there’s no fuckin rainbow!
Rob Nic  
08/04/2008 11:58:09
Does this forum have something like a yellow card system.It could be used as a suspension for somebody talking bollocks.(bezler). What's going to be in Stradeys trophy cabinet this year? Same as Bezzlers brain- fuck all!
Horse  
07/04/2008 22:01:44
what do you mean "bring back gatland" where's he gone?
Bezler  
07/04/2008 13:39:15
These shinanigans must have impressed your prospective father in law Plumby??!!! I take it,he flew with you to Italy??? BRING BACK GATLAND TO COACH OSPREYS!!!!!!
Plumby  
06/04/2008 18:50:49
Yes. We only had 13 players. Gary did a 'nicholas' and pulled a muscle in the warm-up and several boys let us down. Two more games and the league is secure for next season.

Its not much fun at the moment to be honest, we have to fulfil our fixtures this year so we are allowed to play in the Polypipe again next year. Our side next year will be strengthened by the numerous good youth players coming through.
Rob Nic  
06/04/2008 18:04:15
Have I heard the 2nds score correctly?
Plumby  
06/04/2008 16:15:03
Click for more info This was the scene when i came down stairs in chinnies this morning. I think marve got a little cold in the night...
Plumby  
06/04/2008 13:42:20
Just changed the site a bit. There is an RSS feed on the site which you can access on some phones, through the browser or on special readers.

This won't mean anything to, well, probably any of you, but one day it might.
Alex  
06/04/2008 10:14:44
Oh, God, God, God! What on earth was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.
Jase  
04/04/2008 21:33:02
bill looks like he's enjoying that a bit to much!!!!!
Plumby  
04/04/2008 21:30:13
sorted
Horse  
04/04/2008 21:23:54
Click for more info here is a photo from the reconstruction of the event......after lots of red!
Plumby  
04/04/2008 19:40:19
Im not sure he would have accepted one... mainly because Jaime throttled the Italian in an attempt to stop him throttling me!

Aside from the odd hic-up (additional stories to follow) it was an amazing trip, Italy is superb. Photos to follow soon.
Rob Nic  
04/04/2008 18:21:15
I hope Bohata bought the Italian a drink.
Cow  
04/04/2008 17:31:16
I like the fact that no one has mentioned the cycling yet but we are all chomping at the bit to hear about you being throttled by a psycho Italian on a plane.
Rob Nic  
04/04/2008 17:20:11
The best live version of Bat out Hell ever.(Take 3)
Plumby  
04/04/2008 16:50:20
If any Italians ask where i live, say nothing.
Plumby  
04/04/2008 16:45:07
I've been practicing that version of it, trying to get it all done in under a minute. Its very hard.
Rob Nic  
04/04/2008 16:43:26
Best live version of Bat out of Hell ever click here
Tim Griff  
04/04/2008 15:22:21
I'm hankering for a good story here boys... even if you have to make it up, make it good!
Cow  
04/04/2008 12:33:09
I can't wait to hear about this...
Plumby  
04/04/2008 11:51:22
No, im fine, thanks for asking.
Horse  
04/04/2008 10:40:31
just to confirm, all that robbie said about the 'air rage' incident are perfectly true! watch this space for more info..... but just to wet your appetites, the bloke in question was foaming at the mouth and it was all over his chin when he cracked!!
Bezler  
03/04/2008 16:10:04
Just to let you know Griffs mothers funeral is at the Crem at Narberth 1.45pm Monday April 7th.
Richy Morris  
01/04/2008 21:55:39
the only 'source' you know rob is red!!!
Rob Nic  
01/04/2008 16:09:12
My source is pucka.
Tim Griff  
01/04/2008 14:18:42
You made that up Rob...

Plumby had 3 cans of Bow before getting to the bridge... there's no way he even made the flight!!
Rob Nic  
01/04/2008 09:54:39
!!!Newsflash!!!

Ginger haired twat attacked and strangled by Italian male.The assault happened on a flight to southern Italy.The Italian snapped after the ginger ones antics went over the limits of respectability

"He had it coming"- jamie bohata
Bezler  
31/03/2008 17:17:40
I dont like to be a bearer of bad news but i have to be on this occasion. Shads phoned me earlier and informed me that Griffs Mam passed away last night. i thought it was easier to put it on here so that everyone would know.
Rob Nic  
31/03/2008 11:13:44
And consider yourself well and truly put in you place.
Bezler  
31/03/2008 10:49:20
I miss read what was said sorry. Hope the Italy trip goes well
Horse  
30/03/2008 16:28:13
Bezzler - Do you ever read whats being written on this site or do you just log on and rant?
Bezler  
30/03/2008 15:09:37
Im gutted were not calling in the Globe mind i dont think they would understand me in there anymore since i got this new Cardiff accent!!!!. Its nice to see you coming up to Cardiff on weekends Gary and visiting the posh sites of Penarth.!!!!!!!! Hopefully this site may get better in the next week as Plumby will be away from the internet in Italy, Tim G i agree people are slow to answer you on here. AT THE THIRD TIME OF ASKING WHERE IS BOHATA MOVING TOO??? Glad im not the only one to have had Pims along the Thames!!!!!!
Plumby  
29/03/2008 13:26:50
I’m with Cow on that one Tim.

Marve has just cleared up some of the rumors that were floating around after last weekend’s shenanigans. Marve struggled to seal the deal due to lack of prophylactics.
Cow  
29/03/2008 12:46:09
Griffiths, you are middle aged student what are you talking about having to work. Writing a disertation is not working. You can still wank and watch tv at the same time.
Cow  
29/03/2008 12:44:28
Good luck today boys. I'm going to watch the boat race (well to drink in a pub by the river). It's a similar scene to what you'd find in the Globe in Putney on boat race day - toffs everywhere in weird striped blazers.
Tim Griff  
29/03/2008 11:34:58
For someone who actually has work to do from day-to-day (that's right... that's what I said), catching up with the banter (I use that term lightly) here has become quite a chore!

So, a belated welcome to all that have lost their shit'n'shave virginity in the last 10 days... bonjourno boys! I won't get any replies to this post for another week, so reserve the abuse 'til I get back West next weekend!
Alex  
29/03/2008 10:15:04
"not for the likes of me" Plumb ???? Small portions were they? Cheerky twat!
Jase  
28/03/2008 22:37:26
Sorry to disappoint but we are no longer calling at the Globe we are now going straight from the club to The Cross Clarbeston Road and then on to town. ( Sun glasses are mandatory! )
Horse  
28/03/2008 20:26:03
surley we can swing by les's party at some point, anyway if we're not there who will be, his new platonic female friend and his imaginary friend Mike????
Gary Nic  
28/03/2008 20:14:13
I take it that Les know that Jason's having his local stag next Saturday then! I would have thought that he'd have enjoyed a couple of pints in the Globe!
Plumby  
28/03/2008 20:01:26
Two bits of news:

1. Les is having a secret house warming part next weekend.
2. Waunarlwydd lost to bonymaen last week.
Gary Nic  
28/03/2008 18:33:18
Oh by the way. Marv wasn't dabbling..... He didn't have Kiwi with him to help!
Gary Nic  
28/03/2008 18:32:11
Evenin all. Why aren't you playing Rob? I thought that you looked great in the no 10 shirt last week!!
Plumby  
28/03/2008 16:23:48
which was he dabblin' with? Emily?
Martyn Bo  
28/03/2008 16:10:50
Robbie, to be a spectator don't turn up before half time, say you've lost your house/car keys and the dog has eaten your boots.
Is Marv playing my sister's friend wants to know?
Bezler  
28/03/2008 15:36:28
Not anymore. I told her that she had cut her hair too short to be honest Wheres Ceffyl moving too then??
Horse  
28/03/2008 15:30:32
GET IN.......No eviction this time round!!
Plumby  
28/03/2008 15:14:27
Not in person. Is she still in love with Marve?
Bezler  
28/03/2008 15:12:44
Do you want to tell her that Plumby??!!!!
Plumby  
28/03/2008 15:07:51
Yeah, playing my old friends from Waunarlwydd. 2:30pm.
Rob Nic  
28/03/2008 14:32:09
Are the seconds home tomorrow.I ask as a prospective spectator only.
Plumby  
28/03/2008 13:45:23
Bezler, your sister looks like a boy.
Bezler  
28/03/2008 13:17:06
Yes a CONSPIRACY JAMIE!!! Where you moving too then Horse?? Having to ask three times for the sweet menu was a bit much!!! A 45 min wait for a creme brulee!!! Dont they know who my father is!!!! Glad to see Albert and Gary are still taking the family humour pill!!! Its about time Gary was given a nickname. Any ideas Plumby???
Horse  
28/03/2008 12:53:46
A bloody 'conspeyeracy' eh Bezzler
Plumby  
28/03/2008 12:19:04
just like a my photography entry, its a bloody fix!
Horse  
28/03/2008 11:54:11
Ah, bit late for that i took to it this morn, all the grass and weeds coming between the stones are gone!! if i remember right (which i do) it had the 'mature' garden about it that time too, just with Dai hanging as a feature!
Plumby  
28/03/2008 11:46:34
I remember being in your house last year as the judges came past. The makeshift sign we made was enough to stop them and make them look... but not effective enough for them to take your garden seriously.

This year, we should take a "leave nature as it is" angle. Shouldnt need too much work then.
Horse  
28/03/2008 11:36:50
the yellow pages has been gone for months, well a while any way!! i need to start planning my theme for this years comp! My "Dai" Donner Kebab hanging basket didnt seem to have the right vibe about it last time! Although it was eye catching!! Any ideas??
Plumby  
28/03/2008 10:49:17
Hurst House. Its not for the likes of you though Hill.

Jaime, i agree with the witch, your front garden is a disgrace. If your going to enter the Llanfallteg competition again this year you need to get rid of the rotting yellow pages first.
Alex  
28/03/2008 10:16:30
horse. its a shame you didnt mention it sooner. i do almost anything for curry and icecream and have had nothing to do all week. Busy today though. sorry.

Plumb..where were did you go to get this fine service and tasty lamb?
Horse  
28/03/2008 09:21:49
Hell no, that'd be too easy......nah some agency comes round for a good snoop. its quite interesting, the last witch they sent round wasn't interested at all in the leaking shower or the leakes in the new kitchen roof, but was astitute enough to realise that the front "garden" needed tidying up!! Genius! bet she'd need a degree for that!
Cow  
27/03/2008 23:23:03
Who does the inspection - a club official?
Plumby  
27/03/2008 22:48:23
We both had lamb.

On seperate tables.
Gary Nic  
27/03/2008 22:44:14
Were you there on a date together?
Plumby  
27/03/2008 22:40:22
way hay! good opener Gary.

Bezler, food was the best i've had this year, service was fine, i was slightly concerned with the kind of people they let in though (you!).
Gary Nic  
27/03/2008 22:33:15
I can't believe that someone with such concern for the neatness of their house could have anything to be worried about!
Horse  
27/03/2008 21:07:23
Inspection on the house tomorrow...... Free curry and ice cream for all helpers!
Any one know of and digs locally, i could well be looking!
Martyn Bo  
27/03/2008 15:17:02
air freshners that is
Martyn Bo  
27/03/2008 15:16:40
and plug ins
Rob Nic  
27/03/2008 14:53:06
Not sure about Natalie but bezler has.
Plumby  
27/03/2008 14:31:20
Mart, is it true she has a sex swing?
Bezler  
27/03/2008 11:54:20
Its not a good idea to upset Natalie It must be frustrating not being able to do the Marathon Mart??? At least you wont have to go the IKEA in London this time!!!!! POOR SERVICE IN HURST HOUSE PLUMBY DONT YOU THINK????
Martyn Bo  
27/03/2008 10:27:36
Were you there Plumby? I think there was some manoeuvres after you left
Plumby  
27/03/2008 10:20:52
Well its finally happened, when you put "narberth rfc" in google, this site is the first result.
Plumby  
26/03/2008 16:48:32
The only two people downstairs were Marve and Gary.

Or were they up a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G?
Martyn Bo  
26/03/2008 16:39:54
Just remembered, my sister's housemate is not happy with Marv, she couldn't get to sleep on Saturday night due to the "noise" being made downstairs by Marv and a female companion
Oh and they drank her tea in the morning.
Martyn Bo  
26/03/2008 16:19:48
Plumby, I didn't go in to the Kirkland, but I am sure he would have been in there
Horse  
26/03/2008 15:03:20
Just put in a 25 mile blast in with the Right Honerable Sir William Frank Ridge III Esq. From his humble abode to maenchokalog then to clarby rd via llys y ffran. would have been ok other than the sick puppy wanted to go to the other side of Llys-y-Ffran dam, just to come back!!! can anyone explain the logic of looking for good "ups" without caring about the down after.....its got me stumped!
Plumby  
26/03/2008 11:45:21
Click for more info Scientists were digging around the Kilgetty area and they believe they have found the skull of a distant relative of Audrey Young...
Plumby  
25/03/2008 15:43:19
was that man with the small head in there?
Martyn Bo  
25/03/2008 15:39:02
The most I did was 17 miles about 3 weeks ago
I tried running on it on Sunday, I got as far as the Kirkland
Rob Nic  
25/03/2008 15:31:54
I'll give you a £10 each. Good try Bohata
Horse  
25/03/2008 14:36:02
Plumby, Cow is putting up 15 notes each for italy!! Yes thats right S&S members, cow has started off with a cool £30 quid, dont be shy, lets be having you!
Plumby  
25/03/2008 14:16:01
I've never dropped a ball in a game.
(...against Llangennech in the first half on Saturday the 22nd of March 2008)

We're flying out next Monday. Doing between 50 and 90 miles a day apparantly.
Rob Nic  
25/03/2008 13:37:32
Plumby,people in glass houses........... When is your little cycle ride around the heel of Italy? what is the planned milage?
Plumby  
25/03/2008 13:35:52
Sorry to hear that Mart, you must be gutted after the training you've done. How many miles did you get up to?
Martyn Bo  
25/03/2008 13:34:50
**NEWS FLASH**
Due to a foot/ankle injury I will not be running the London Marathon this year. The only good thing is I can defer my place until next year.
Don't phone Chinny to offer my availability for any games because I can't even run after the kids at the moment.
Plumby, it looks like I'll have to sponsor you for your bike ride after all.
Horse  
25/03/2008 13:16:42
Mike is it.....?
aint falling for that one again, ya swine!
Plumby  
25/03/2008 13:12:33
Rob, what would hurt more here, sympathy or abuse?

Oh, Potatoe, im going tomorrow as i have to get a new tyre for Alis bike. If you have time (you do) go to Mikes Bikes and pick up two of the bags for us, tell him your with the Martin James group. Ask for Mike,
Rob Nic  
25/03/2008 10:48:09
or the ability to catch a ball
Richy Morris  
25/03/2008 10:31:20
like they say rob, it's all fun and games untill someone loses an eye.
Rob Nic  
25/03/2008 09:53:55
After Saturday I will abide by the new quote of the day
Horse  
25/03/2008 09:30:06
ow butt, dont forget to call in to tredz if you have time, or i'll fu**in slam you like innit!
Horse  
25/03/2008 09:22:18
Nah, it was raining when we left the carpark so didnt bother with the camera.
Plumby  
24/03/2008 22:25:50
did you get any snaps?
Horse  
24/03/2008 17:22:11
Plumy, our opinion on the green and blue run has now been seconded by griff. If anyone doesnt like it they may as well give up mountain biking straight away, in the words of Mrs Nicholas "there's nothing there not to like"!!!
Plumby  
24/03/2008 14:04:23
How was Brechfa bouys?
Plumby  
23/03/2008 11:19:07
Tough luck yesterday boys.

Plumby (C)
Plumby  
22/03/2008 11:21:09
bloody hell les, it took you two weeks to think of that?

Rob Nich came in with some classic banter and all you've got is 'Hello'. Pick your game up les. Pick it up.

Newsflash: The Athletic game is away not home.
Les  
22/03/2008 11:12:00
hello
Horse  
22/03/2008 11:06:53
SOCIETY.....never nind society, we're a danger to ourselfs
Alex  
22/03/2008 10:52:32
You two are a danger to society
Plumby  
21/03/2008 21:42:13
fortunatley i was at hand to record the incident... click here to see it
Horse  
21/03/2008 21:15:56
Click for more info Animal rights activists strengthened their case to have horses banned from Canaston and Minwear Woods today after yet another accident involving the animal. An eye witness said “it was unexplainable, the horse just seemed to veer off the track and fell down the bank. It is a miracle it didn’t need putting down”. Another witness, a local ginger man, sporting a broad smile said “Shoot the b*****d”!
Bezler  
20/03/2008 20:42:04
Veteran game is off !!!!
Plumby  
20/03/2008 18:11:43
Well, i did that ride. It was pretty hard! Cycling into a 30mph wind doesnt help! It was the first time id used a road bike, apart form the weird cycling position it was good.
Tim Griff  
20/03/2008 12:35:22
Rob Nic does...

What time do the vets kick off Sat?
Cow  
20/03/2008 10:19:13
Out of interes, how many S&S members qualify for the vets side?
Cow  
20/03/2008 10:17:12
Picked it up last night and it's in the back of my car. Provided no Pikey nicks it today it will be coming back with me later.
Plumby  
19/03/2008 21:35:19
Click for more info Going for a 55 miler tomorrow. Narberth, Tenby, Freshwater west and back. Borrowing a road bike from Doug via Martin...check the route...

(Cow have you got the bike from Ali yet?)
Bezler  
19/03/2008 16:53:48
Yes see you Saturday Browny. Not sure if the rest of you are aware but theres a veteran game at Narberth Saturday prior to the Whitland game. The over 35's are playing a touring side from Coventry 12pm Koff i think. I heard sians hospitality saturday was way over the bondaries of duty!!!. You will make Les jealous again!!!!
Martyn Bo  
19/03/2008 13:45:29
Correct Morris, but I've had to start using that mobile again and your messages are still on there unfortunately for me.
Richy Morris  
19/03/2008 11:46:34
'harford mart', your mobile was obviously knackered then when i sent you message after message re man city's slaughter of utd in the manc derby (twice this season hasent to add!)
Martyn Bo  
19/03/2008 11:22:44
Jase, unable to make your stag trip sorry, mortgage, wife, kids, washing my hair, usual story. Apologies for not getting back to you sooner my mobile is knackered.
Cow  
18/03/2008 19:02:45
Will do.
Plumby  
18/03/2008 14:11:56
yeah, me too, still felt a bit sick yesterday. luckily my week off is helping.

Cow, give Ali a shout, hes briefed up ready for the call.
Cow  
18/03/2008 13:41:06
I was still a broken man yesterday after the GS party, but a very content man. Debrief on Saturday for Narberth v Whitland then is it?
Plumby  
17/03/2008 16:33:45
i would never admit to knwing you.

was he french and poor at drinking games? i met some of them...
Martyn Bo  
17/03/2008 15:17:09
Just had an e-mail from my MD he said he was drinking with friends of mine on Saturday does this ring a bell with anyone?
Rob Nic  
17/03/2008 12:15:05
Anybody still alive out there?
Plumby  
16/03/2008 12:51:34
amazing.
Plumby  
14/03/2008 17:19:39
He always has been.
Bezler  
14/03/2008 14:43:57
The Lanky twat is now your chauffeur then Plumby!!!! See you in Mochyn then Browny!!!
Cow  
14/03/2008 13:53:34
Na fi'n hedfan solo. Excellent squad assembling by the sound of it. Bring it on.
Plumby  
14/03/2008 13:26:46
my driver john chin will be dropping me off in Cardiff on Saturday morning.
Bezler  
14/03/2008 13:23:36
PLUMBY WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS????
Bezler  
14/03/2008 13:22:23
Surprise surprise i was there last night!!. Les, Marv, kiwi and Gary are arriving tonight (thats the last i heard from Sir Les) Aubrey and Andrew are heading to the Mochyn Du on Saturday also. So is Rob and Helen. Saturdays plan is breakfast early and Mochyn Du by 11am or near enough. I sugest we meet you there Browny. Mochyn it is then INIT!!!! Ydyr hanner arall yn dod te??
Cow  
14/03/2008 10:37:32
Bezler, are you in the queue for Mochyn Du yet? If so, save me a place. Diolch.
Alex  
13/03/2008 14:00:25
Jack got a good kicking. I saw Grant give his a dig with the old' swinging arm' as he came into a ruck and shortly after that Pete gave him a good 'rucking' lol and then her went off!. Good Job boys.

I have managed to forget everything else about the match.
Plumby  
13/03/2008 13:08:44
Plumb is only contactable by earth worm as he has buried his head.
Bezler  
13/03/2008 13:04:26
Im sorry Plumby but i will mention it. What the hell happened??? I spoke to Marv last night, i thought he was joking. Was there a bit of complaency amongst the team due to the good performance in the previous match?? Come to Cardiff sat and forget about it!!
Rob Nic  
13/03/2008 09:39:34
Next game.As per the quote.
Jase  
13/03/2008 00:04:31
ok
Plumby  
12/03/2008 23:29:32
we do not mention what happened tonight. ever.
Cow  
12/03/2008 16:15:53
...the rush for tickets has been overwhelming!
Richy Morris  
12/03/2008 16:12:18
yn gwmws! come on the narb
Rob Nic  
12/03/2008 14:27:24
Good luck tonight boys.
Bezzler 07747763003
Alex  
12/03/2008 13:18:04
good luck tonight.. there should be plenty of support. See you in the club afterwards
Bezler  
12/03/2008 12:26:46
Good Luck tonight boys. Ps- Rob any chance of your mobile no??? Martin Bowen you humour is still alive!!! What has Gatland done to poor old Stephen!!!!
Plumby  
12/03/2008 12:04:10
Whitland game is ON tonight.
Martyn Bo  
12/03/2008 10:29:13
Bezzler, Robbies mobile number is nine double nine
Plumby  
11/03/2008 14:30:28
Remember the Monkey Smugglers album (Tales of a boney vagrant) Cow? Remember how it was only £5 for 16 superb tracks? Remember when you told me to get bent?

Heres a little sample of what you missed out on... Slimfaster
Cow  
11/03/2008 13:35:25
Anyone ever yearned to pay to come and watch me sing?? Thought so. Well now here's your chance - 19 April up in the smoke. Details of the concert attached.

To ensure you get value for money I will be surrounded by 150 other choristers who can actually sing and a couple of professionals soloists.

Let me know if you would like a ticket!!
Rob Nic  
11/03/2008 13:35:06
Plumb, does all that guff mean no?
Good faces.Horse's face is the one he uses when providing the ladies with digit stimulation.
Plumbs the face of someone receiving it.
Cow  
11/03/2008 13:26:01
My analysis:
Horsey = determination.
Plumby = fear
Plumby  
11/03/2008 13:13:48
Click for more info Lets let the folk of SnS decide...

Tredz is on.
Horse  
11/03/2008 12:34:05
Their quality. I think there should be a S&S poll on who's got the stupidest face jump face. Being a subject of the poll it's be unfair of me to vote, but i'll give my personal opinion......Plumby, we need to knock those faces on the head and soon, like now!!!!! Tredz after?
Plumby  
11/03/2008 12:17:02
Horse  
11/03/2008 12:06:34
where's that link plumb?
Alex  
11/03/2008 11:29:37
i havent bothered Rob. I dont get out of bed for littte 24 ft'ers
Plumby  
11/03/2008 10:17:16
It was huge yesterday.Newgale was on the news, it was breaking about half a mile out! Winds have killed any chance of a good surfable wave yesterday, today its going Southerly this morning, so Broadhaven, Whitsands and the breaks in North Pembs would be worth a look.

For those interested there is a site which shows the Buoy information off Pembrokeshire Its here. Good conditions for surfers are a wave height of over 6ft and a period higher than 7 seconds. Yesterday it peaked at 24foot and 11 seconds! Massive.
Rob Nic  
11/03/2008 09:46:08
Any of you headbangers been out in this little swell?
Plumby  
10/03/2008 16:10:28
so long as we win, it will all be ok.
Bezler  
10/03/2008 15:46:14
Shes my house mate and we arranged this in November!!!! .
Plumby  
10/03/2008 15:43:25
Your taking some american slag to a grand slam decider?!
Bezler  
10/03/2008 15:23:53
I wasnt that Bad Browny Sat to be honest. We will plan to meet in Mochyn Du then Browny???. Shona my american house mate is coming to the match with me. Shes the spitting image of Connie Fisher. Morris will probably turn up later hes playing for the Lovechickens team aginst Neport Uni in the morning. Its a social rugby society for people who have under achieved in there rugby careers. Na pam ma fen mynd i ware na!!! .
Bezler  
10/03/2008 15:16:34
Rob can you put your mobile no on here. Ive lost some numbers since i changed my phone the other day. My mobile no is still the same. I will speak to Morris. Im going to the game too. Im going to go the Mochyn Du before the game. Browny is going there too. I think Gary's coming up too. The Mochyn Du is in Sophia Gardens Rob. Its a nice pub to take Helen i too
Cow  
10/03/2008 15:13:33
...or he could just buy you a pint and call it quits Robbie? You'll catch him out when he has to pay for the next tour. Like when I had to pay for the cricket tour from 2 years this year. It's always more painful paying for a tour after the event.
Glad you remember me phoning you Bezler, it was only about 6pm!
Meribel is probably an acceptable excuse. No one would have predicted this being a grand slam decider after all.
Rob Nic  
10/03/2008 13:47:02
I will be there on Saturday.Have got 2 tickets.The Mrs Nicholas will be with me.Will try and meet up. If Morris is about perhaps he can bring his cheque book and PAY ME!!!!! Jamie,call whenever you want.
Bezler  
10/03/2008 12:54:48
Well Browny i think its a poor show from these so called Welsh supporters (Going sking on Grand Slam Day Mam fach what next). I remember you ringing me Saturday and i will ring you midweek to sort out the arrangments for Amarillo Day!!!!. Hopeflly either Tony or Peter will re release the song this week!!!. Are you venturing up to Cardiff Rob???.
Plumby  
10/03/2008 12:26:38
Cow, i may pop up to the diff' still on the sniff for tocyns.

The Pembs buoy is now 21ft with an 11 second period. That is MASSIVE!
Horse  
10/03/2008 12:06:50
Well cow my friend, i am unfortunatly calling in absent from cardiff next weekend, my excuse being....ready for the news falsh.....i will be watching it in meribel having been skking all day!!! i know that its a lame excuse but i booked it ages ago and i've agreed to meet people out there, otherwise you know i'd have called it off!! oh yeah robbie, whens best to pick up my skis?
Plumby  
10/03/2008 09:32:09
Click for more info looks like the swell out to sea will peak at 22foot today. the winds are cranking though.

Heres some snaps of horse and me in brechfa yesterday. Took on the greeny blue trail. Very good.
Cow  
10/03/2008 09:15:31
Any surf today?
Alex  
10/03/2008 08:12:36
the events in scotland on saturday were nothing short of shocking, but i half expected it they way things have been going. I wont be in cardiff with you on saturday...but good luck France.

Only joking boys!

I think
Cow  
09/03/2008 23:52:42
p.s. ignore the grammar/spelling errors...I drank a lot of magners yesterday.
Cow  
09/03/2008 23:51:27
Hands up if your going to be in Cardiff next Saturday, or give a good reason to SnS you won't. 11am outisde the Mochyn Du on Saturday morning? Awesome results/games on Saturday. Hill, did you enjoy the Edinburgh spectacle? Show me the way to grandslamarillo
Les  
07/03/2008 23:54:55
Member added succesfully
Gary Nic  
07/03/2008 23:54:11
Member added succesfully
Geth  
07/03/2008 22:07:00
Hey boys, Check out the wales 1000 things link and check out the adventure section. Looks good.... ye!
Alex  
07/03/2008 11:05:50
you boys might want some kind of flotation device on your bikes. its going to get a tad moist under foot or, in your case, tyre
Plumby  
06/03/2008 22:37:11
Cow, what dates are you back? i'll make sure theres a bike available for you. you can get involved in the adventures around the preselis or further afield if you fancy.

Game is starting at 13:15 on Saturday, so we'll need to sort our life out if we want to get out to Brechfa, could be worth looking at the Cwm Cerwyn -> Bessies option?
Alex  
06/03/2008 20:52:15
dont forget to shave before your biking expedition tomorrow!
Horse  
06/03/2008 17:05:00
Brechfa bound 1st thing then back to the club....... all those in favour say 'ai'
Plumby  
06/03/2008 14:40:08
Dont care to be honest.

Main event: whos in the club Saturday?
Alex  
06/03/2008 14:01:01
it doesnt even say if he had been drinking. If he wasnt drunk then it looks like hes been axed for being up past his bed time which would be a tad harsh.
Jase  
06/03/2008 13:40:14
how to make the most of your first start?
Plumby  
05/03/2008 17:32:16
this is SnS gold.
Alex  
05/03/2008 13:46:41
No its not.
Rob Nic  
05/03/2008 12:25:24
Alex,is that a cock by the birds arse?
Plumby  
05/03/2008 12:01:18
I built that site! We work with the WTB a lot in work.
Cow  
05/03/2008 11:04:48
I admit that I was also crying with fear for youngy as he was standing on the fence just about to jump, waving at passers by. But having court an 18 stone flying horse just before I had every faith in the (hammered) catchers' ability. Can't coach that kind of behaviour.
Oh, you mean a chocolate cwassaaant!
Cow  
05/03/2008 11:01:34
Plumby, seen this site?
Plumby  
05/03/2008 10:39:35
Click for more info This is the calibre of imagery within...
Tim Griff  
05/03/2008 10:26:12
Brilliant... obviously the author of "eroticfalconry.com" underestimated how wide an audience he would attract, and never expected to see this message appear when he tried to log on for his morning fix...

"The data transfer limit has been exceeded due to high traffic"
Alex  
04/03/2008 22:45:39
nice site plumb...its given me a few ideas!...anyone wishing to have some 'eroticfalconry' style pics of their own are more then welcome to come and pose and have pics taken with my hawks (AT YOUR OWN RISK!) if you lose a testicle, or worse, dont come crying to me about it!
Bezler  
04/03/2008 22:21:38
Yes Bezzler beahved it was all very dignified. Went to the Mochyn Du at 10ish unfortnately the cawl a chan part had somewhat finished by then, Morris's`cawl in the flat was good, but not enough pepper in it for Les!!!. Anyway im not the one refused entry in to the Philarmonic!!!(Morris) for bheing too drunk.
Rob Nic  
04/03/2008 16:18:18
Good story.
How did the house warming go. Did bezler behave?
Richy Morris  
04/03/2008 16:07:45
quite right horse, a great song for a great tour. seeing robbie nich crying and sobbing out 'dont do it andrew, you'll kill yourself' as youngy was about to hurl/bar dive himself off a banister 20ft above the main road through verbier was my highlight!
Plumby  
04/03/2008 13:19:27
one of the oddest sites i've ever seen...
Horse  
03/03/2008 22:53:58
to all of you out there in mooseville who were fortunate enough to have been present in verbier this year and witnissed the legendary ELTON BOLTON, it will be well worth your while digging out your copy of Snatch and watching the end credits for a little blast from some happy days from the past!! .......... Ha ha ha ha (ha ha ha ha) Yeahh-ah-oh (yeahh-ah-oh) etc. and to all of you to whom this makes no sense i appologise for making you read this.....guess you had to be there!
Bezler  
03/03/2008 19:52:35
To satisfy Rob id be bold and pick Roberts at Full Back even though that famous son of Stradey "Byrne" has done well. I would keep the threequarters the same. Jones and Peel at half back. G Jenkins H Bennett and A Jones. AW jones I Gough, J Thomas, R Jones and my namesake. popham should be on the bench but he wont be. Avoid cycyling at your age Rob,or use Wil and Tals stabalisers!!!!
Horse  
03/03/2008 19:41:50
Click for more info yes i know, there should have been a comma between hanger and guessing! And this was supposed to be in the last message too.....
Horse  
03/03/2008 19:38:08
Lucked out with the hanger guessing the right one in the shop paid off! derailleur will have been ordered by the time you read this so we're deff back in the game!! personally i couldnt see much wrong with my last set up
Plumby  
03/03/2008 14:41:11
Have you got your hanger sorted?

If your going to press the matter Rob, id go with Martyn Bowen, Audrey Young and Podge.
Rob Nic  
03/03/2008 14:39:19
Quite right Horse!
But who would you pick in the front row?
Horse  
03/03/2008 14:23:32
Never mind all that welsh team/rugby nonsence.....we have a sat off, lets get active!! my bike will be up and running by the weekend so what ever the wheather, we're back in the game....be it surfing climbing biking etc!!! Who's keen for what, there are trails up north begging to be hit...hard!
Cow  
03/03/2008 13:52:20
Up there is where the game is won Plumby.
I'd go for Hook with the controlling influence off the bench if needed. Awesome that we have 2 sets of world class half backs to pick. AWJ back in for IG if fit.
Plumby  
03/03/2008 13:04:06
Narberth v Milford Haven Cup Match Off Again. The Club have written off, to claim the game.

I'd play Jones and Peele, Henson and Shankers, Williams and Jones and keep Byrne at the back.

Don't really understand what goes on up front enough to make a call. Does anyone understand what goes on up there?...
Rob Nic  
03/03/2008 11:45:35
That sounds more civilised.
Who should be in the welsh team for sat?
Plumby  
03/03/2008 10:35:03
Click for more info There are trail centres in Wales, such as the one in Newport (Gwent) that offer lifts to the top. These facililties are used for downhill bikers with bikes made specifically used for going down hill. I dont want to presume too much, but i believe im right in thinking you havent got one of these rob...
Rob Nic  
03/03/2008 09:40:41
I might come with you biking one day.
Are there chair lifts to the top?
What's everyones pick for the Welsh team?
Plumby  
03/03/2008 09:10:29
Good, Bill came with us and powered round, didnt seem phased by the downhill sections at all. Gary was the real fanny of the group, jumping off bridges etc...

Jaimes bike imploded, the wheel chewed up his rear mech.
Jase  
03/03/2008 08:30:02
how was the biking yesterday?
Bezler  
02/03/2008 15:42:25
Stephen J for no 10 then!!!!
Plumby  
01/03/2008 21:28:54
that looks like a lot of fun! whats the dimensions?

This St.Davids day, i am mostly dog sitting!
Tim Griff  
01/03/2008 13:53:36
Click for more info DeMaid's new board, for those that know DeMaid... or even care!
Bezler  
01/03/2008 10:13:32
Has Chinny lost faith in the plumb!!!! Celebrating St Davids Day at Morris flat tonight hes got a house warming party. Then off to the Mochyn Du for cawl a chan. How good is that Browny!!!. My apolgies Mr Hill for writing in Welsh, i just forgot that you were the only person on here that doesnt understand.
Plumby  
01/03/2008 09:25:06
No game for the 2nds today. Myself, Sammy, Ben and Leights are playing for an army side against Gowerton. As Chiny isnt coach, there's a good chance i'll get to play 80 minutes.
Rob Nic  
01/03/2008 08:46:28
Morris your wit is up to its usual high standard.wheres my money?
Who have the seconds got today?
Jase  
29/02/2008 22:17:36
JUST YOU
Alex  
29/02/2008 21:42:47
has this site gone down hill since everyone started talking welsh on it (if indeed it is welsh) or is it just me?
Richy Morris  
29/02/2008 18:33:59
well at least i dont smell like athletes foot rob! a bezzler, paid ti dod draw am bwyd eto
Cow  
29/02/2008 17:58:34
Pwy ieffach yw Nigel?
Bezler  
29/02/2008 17:46:34
Yn gwmws Robbie ma fen canur run can o hyd!!!!
Rob Nic  
29/02/2008 16:45:36
No.Irritating,annoying,you put up with it,treat it,it goes away,it comes back ,irritating,etc,etc.
Martyn Bo  
29/02/2008 16:19:50
Morris, an athlete???
Rob Nic  
29/02/2008 14:53:45
morris you are like athletes foot
Plumby  
29/02/2008 14:27:26
Bezler  
29/02/2008 13:47:12
Ok then Martin ?!!!!!
Martyn Bo  
29/02/2008 12:22:27
Ok I am not a computer whiz, what I am trying to say is Bezzler has a "Then" key on his keyboard.
I better get back to work
Martyn Bo  
29/02/2008 12:19:56
That didn't work, as I was saying Bezzler has a specially adapted keyboard with one of these keys on it
Martyn Bo  
29/02/2008 12:18:29
Bezzler has a specially adapted keyboard with one of these keys on it
Bezler  
29/02/2008 11:54:43
Mar bois ifanc ma yn weindo ti lan robbie!!!
Richy Morris  
28/02/2008 18:38:48
free trip for richy morris, free trip for richy morris, fre trip for richy morris, free trip for richy morris free beer for richy morris ................. like that nicolas?!
Rob Nic  
28/02/2008 18:27:52
normal
Horse  
28/02/2008 17:36:28
robbie, how does it feel to be proved right again!!
Bezler  
28/02/2008 17:20:39
You boys played well i take it then ???. Andrew George !!!! was he playing no 8????. How long as he been about then???. When is the replay then?? Any idea??
Plumby  
28/02/2008 14:46:08
i didnt realise there was PolyPipe this weekend...
Alex  
28/02/2008 13:06:56
Taken from his facebook page:-

Jack Mason feels f**ked and even if he's picked dosnt know if his finger and thumb can take another game!!!bollocks.s**t ba**ard wa**er.... 39m ago
Alex  
28/02/2008 12:54:47
troubling news for all you surf bums out there ...... severn barrage poposal would mean no more bore surfing ! ! ! ! ! !....i think it would also be a bit of a shitter for the environment too...the bore must be there for a reason and have an important ecological role to play
Cow  
28/02/2008 12:49:49
Who were the try scorers? (Joke)
Cheers for asking horsey - probably a good thing really. Will come home and see you cnuts in the West instead.
And that takes us to lunch on the 4th day of this tedious week. It's been another slow morning with the batsmen are struggling to get on top out there and are not really looking like they want to get out there. Long afternoon ahead as the early cloud cover that was around earlier has lifted and unfortunately it looks like we are going to get a full day's play. Only another 10 hours til hometime then - whoop whoop!
Now over to Plumby in the studio box for his new popular lunchtime feature "ambidextrous wanker - is it possible to be as good with both hands?"
Rob Nic  
28/02/2008 12:06:42
Tough luck boys.Excellent performance.Beat them at home at the hallowed john owen rhys jones lewis vince memorial ground.
Martyn Bo  
28/02/2008 12:06:29
I thought Willie Thorne was playing for us when he walked in
Plumby  
28/02/2008 10:28:43
you obviously missed my hilarious quip there mart. Georgy has a very round head doesnt he.
Martyn Bo  
28/02/2008 09:44:32
Plumby, being a Dwrgi you should know the name of our ground or are you being as weird as Andrew George's haircut?
Horse  
28/02/2008 09:31:44
sorry cow, no room at the inn in meribel over easter weekend!!
Plumby  
27/02/2008 21:24:17
Close but no cigar. 3 all in the theatre of twats. Replay on the hallowed turf of the John Owen ground.

Did anyone see Jack? Thought he would have at least come to watch...
Rob Nic  
27/02/2008 18:35:20
You haven't. Will and Tall haven't eaten for a week.
Richy Morris  
27/02/2008 16:43:56
not telling you an effing thing rob nich. by the way, your insurance quote was way out! cant believe i paid to just to sleep in verbier
Plumby  
27/02/2008 15:04:22
A classic album from the archives...
Rob Nic  
26/02/2008 19:20:15
Please please please please please please beat Whitland.Please
Plumby  
26/02/2008 16:50:00
Jack Mason?... the guy who left narberth becuase he wanted more first team games, remember him?

He's playing for Whitland 2nds against us tomorrow night.
Plumby  
26/02/2008 14:25:41
just found this again on youTube, nearly had a fit again watching it.
Plumby  
26/02/2008 10:59:38
looks like your riding a fish. an actual fish.
Tim Griff  
26/02/2008 09:39:18
Click for more info Nice to get a cheeky little wave in the east yesterday... was expecting there to be more people in though. John managed to get a snap too. One for the collection... note the lack of knee touching the board Plumby - and it's a left!
Tim Griff  
26/02/2008 09:12:39
I'll have a shot... ask Mart if I can borrow his bike again, I think I'd be safer on a bike I know how to handle!
Horse  
25/02/2008 23:06:39
if we're doing that route again i'm taking my clip ins off
Alex  
25/02/2008 18:02:11
...and if it IS real..You are even more stupid then you look!
Alex  
25/02/2008 18:01:09
Plumb that pic is as real as my pet unicorn
Plumby  
25/02/2008 16:09:35
Click for more info Horse, we're not doing this again, i just found it on my computer. We must have been pissed!
Plumby  
25/02/2008 14:02:18
"survived" is the best way to put it. for a man who hasn’t cycled in 20 years he did well, needs to work on his ascending and descending... and the flat bits.
Rob Nic  
25/02/2008 13:45:52
Let leave it at that.
How did the Chinster survive Llysyfran?
Plumby  
25/02/2008 12:19:51
1 - 1
Rob Nic  
25/02/2008 11:13:41
Click for more info Mrs Plumb giving birth
Plumby  
25/02/2008 10:58:32
Click for more info Nice one Rob...
Alex  
24/02/2008 20:54:19
http://www.royalmarines.mod.uk/units-and-deployments/3-commando-brigade/42-commando-royal-marines/news/news-article.php?article_id=161
Plumby  
24/02/2008 13:29:28
i've just been looking at the analytics for this site, here are some of the phrases people have typed into google to find the site. these are genuinely what people have typed...

"gary snitch"
pantmawr swinging
preseli built solo dinghy
Plumby  
24/02/2008 13:11:54
big win for the boys yesterday, good win in the stadium. odds for that prop scoring first was 44 to 1.

looking forward to this afternoons cycling, taking Chiny for his 2nd bike trip in 20 years, 7 miles round Llys y Fran. Photos will be taken.
Tim Griff  
23/02/2008 14:26:44
I just clicked on the Mongolian Yurt's ad... Plumby you owe me...
Rob Nic  
23/02/2008 12:16:57
Come on Morris spill the beans. Is the drought over?
Plumby  
22/02/2008 22:30:24
at least online there is shelter from his singing
Rob Nic  
22/02/2008 18:20:09
Told you
Bezler  
22/02/2008 16:15:33
Morris has a date tonight keep it quiet like in it mun!! Going to watch Wales u20s v Italy tonight in Newport, i believe Lloyd is on the bench.
The typing classes have come on a lot in the last week Marts.!!!!
Bezler  
22/02/2008 16:06:33
WELSH BLACK MUN
Plumby  
22/02/2008 15:32:21
Introducing...
Bezler  
22/02/2008 15:30:38
Member added succesfully
Richy Morris  
22/02/2008 15:30:29
Member added succesfully
Plumby  
22/02/2008 15:21:31
Dearest Cow (and everyone else) to add a line space into the comment you have to add <br> into the text, two for a new paragraph (<br> <br>).

The ads generate a small amount of cash, so long as people click on them, i added them yesterday to my blog adn it generated 49cents. I'm not going to retire yet, but it may buy me the odd inner tube now and again.
Cow  
22/02/2008 14:32:30
Yeah let them in. Could open it up to past and present players of Narberth RFC who want to be involved. 2 questions Plumby: 1) can you make it so that to put a line space between taxt you just hit enter. 2) you getting any cash for sticking those google adds down the side and if so, how much?
Horse  
22/02/2008 13:34:19
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Rob Nic  
22/02/2008 13:19:24
Let them join.You will not get anything sensible out of the pair of them.
Martyn Bo  
22/02/2008 11:47:28
Can Bezzler type? I know Morris can 'cos he used to be a pig
Tim Griff  
22/02/2008 11:42:03
Hmmm... it'll be a case of where do we draw the line. But I'm not sure I could forgive myself or call myself a true MOOSE if I play a part in excluding such devout Narb boys...
Plumby  
22/02/2008 10:48:35
There seems to be more people wanting to get involved with Shit and Shave, which is great.

Originally made for former members of Narberth Youth, people such as Richy and Bezler who did not play for Narberth Youth want to get involved, should we let them?
Martyn Bo  
21/02/2008 16:16:20
Yes I heard we were playing SHITLAND, John Hodgeon phoned and asked if i would play, I couldn't think of an excuse quick enough so i've ordered six rolls of insulting tape to hold my boots together
Plumby  
21/02/2008 15:30:35
Speaking of Whitland, just found out we're playing them next Wednesday in the cup.
Martyn Bo  
21/02/2008 14:10:23
That looks like a SHITLAND School badge
Horse  
20/02/2008 14:46:32
GAAAAAAAAAIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Rob Nic  
20/02/2008 13:57:02
Bar diving,crowd surfing,mosh pit,barrel riding,barrel lifting,toffee vodka,lager,Brown being a nob,nude wrestling,yurts,Aubrey mountaineering,gayiiiyyyyyy,lush tits,Brownies rant,Morris opening,Gary closing,tall tales,lies,and some skiing. In a rare moment of lucidity it all just came back to me. Back to the bathchair. Matron is coming round later for my bed bath. Hate the smell of piss. Anyone watching game in club Saturday?
Tim Griff  
20/02/2008 13:20:32
Click for more info This place is really starting to take off. Rob Nic's inclusion far outweighs the negative balance created by adding Horse a while ago... i think we're back in the black.
And I heard a complete stranger telling an acquaintance a while ago how he had been on 'shit and shave' just after having a shower and before coming out for the night!

The sky's the limit gentlemen... I fyny fo'r nod